June 8, 2018 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My favorite running it is. Hello, I'm trying to reach Vicky. Hey, Vicky,
how are you doing. Are you the are you the
niece of of uh? Uh I think it's ain't your aunt? Yes, okay,
(00:22):
and you you know now you aren't passed away. I mean,
I mean years ago, y'all passed. It was about five
years ago. Okay, listen, I don't over here at the
funeral home. Uh, my sister just passed away, and they
gave me your phone number. We're going through a little
bit of a situation here, did you guys. Aren't you
know your aunt was a heavy set woman. Is that right? Yes? Okay,
(00:46):
Now they had to did they have to put her
in a in a Did they have a bit of
a special casket for her? Yeah? Okay, that's what we're
kind of going through with my sister. We ordered a
special casket for for for my sister, and uh, I'm
assuming this is the same thing that you guys went through.
I've called several of her her children, but I wasn't
(01:09):
able to get in touch with anybody but that the
funeral home actually had your name on file as well,
so they gave me your number where I would be
able to talk to you. Is that is that okay? Yeah,
that's okay, you can speak to me. But you know,
let's be a problem. Well listen, uh we we the
the funeral is actually in two days and we ordered
(01:29):
one of those special caskets, but it doesn't look like
it's gonna be in for another week. So you know,
it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna we're not gonna
have a casket for her, um, you know, for the funeral.
And you know that, like I said, the funeral home
told us about you know that you guys were the
last ones that ordered a casket of that size, and
(01:51):
you know, me and the rest of the family has
been you know, we've been trying to figure out what
to do and what to do. Do you think it's
any way possible we can r the casket that your
ain't is in and then when the casket comes in
and we ordered, we can put her in that casket
and put her back down to rest like she's always been.
(02:13):
Do you think that's? Excuse me? Hello, hello, excuse could
you repeat yourself? What exactly are you asking me? Well,
what I'm saying is do you think we can bar
your ain't casket because you know, the funerals in two
days and the casket is not gonna be in in
order for us to be a to bury her in
(02:34):
a in a casket for you know, to accommodate her size.
That's when I'm asking what kind of that you're talking about?
First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name
is Larry, Like I said, my name is Larry. I
got you, I got you guys. Like I said, I
tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
picked up when I called. Yet her nieces number all
(02:56):
file to you. You are her niece, Vicky, right, yes,
I am. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Do you think
that maybe you can talk to the children and see
if we can maybe used that particular casket? Okay, wait
a minute, what the talking about this? The First of all,
who who is this? You? You gotta be losing your
mind if you think I'm gonna let you dig up
(03:19):
my any just to bury yourself. But understand what you're
coming from. But what I'm trying to say is that
we don't have a casket big enough. And they were
they they let us know that you guys were the
last ones that had a casket that you know you're
gonna do with us? Dash, Yo'll trust stuff, figure it out?
Have you show? No? No? Well, okay, first of all,
(03:40):
what I'm trying to do is this the family been
grieving pretty hard and I just wanted to make sure
that the funeral will be right. And it ain't gonna
be right, and we don't. Don't my family gonna feel
dig in an I'll show they don't call me with this.
Who is the the funeral home that gave you my
number asked me to use the casket so you can
(04:02):
bury your sister. Who was the name of that person?
I can't remember, but it was it was it was
the guy the funeral director let me know that you
guys had went through a situation where you had to
bury your your your your aunt. Like I said, I
got a call. What's your name again? My name is Larry? Okay, Larry,
this is this is I don't know what give you
(04:22):
my phone number? Could call me asking you just don't.
Can you believe they call here asking me so they
can bury they don't have a casket. Hello, No, what
what's your fault? No? I understand it's not your fault.
What I'm trying to say, is what y'all show some
(04:42):
sympathy and some love for me and my family going
through because we don't have a cask. Like I said,
my sister, my sister wasn't was you know, was as good.
You know, my conduces go out to you and your family.
You know, I'm trying to be as reserved as I
can with this whole situation. But do you understand what
kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually
(05:05):
dig up my un whose armed, who's been and what
out for fun years because bury your sister. Let me
let me answer this grow like this. If were you,
you ain't ain't gonna know? She don't know when you
for you to say to me, that's what don't know?
(05:26):
I don't stupid. You're smoking on you smoking crack? What
don't know? I don't know more. First of all, you
know what I First, I appreciate you trying to work
with me, but I want to say it is you.
You don't even have the authority to make that decision
if you give me one of the numbers to one
of your cups. Because I was really trying to be
(05:47):
nice and be calmed, but guess what We're not doing this, stupid.
I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
trying to help you out, but no, you want me
to get ignorant and ask stupid with you. I was
trying to be nice and sympathetic, but we're not doing it.
I'm not giving you another I got the authority to
tell you right now. We're not digging up, so you
(06:07):
can bury your slipster. Okay, so so so so so,
that's just it. I can't talk to now now. You
weren't talking to over, you're talking to me. Okay, I got,
I got, I got something else. I need to tell
you though, I need. I need to tell you something
else or you listen, but tell me. I want to
tell you this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harby Morning It's your Vicky. Your sister Sheila got me
(06:30):
to prank phone called you. Hub. Who is this again,
biggy Bicky? This is a nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me to prank
phone call you. Oh oh yeah, you got me over,
(06:52):
y'all worked up? I'm come. I'm gonna keep she played
any much. She ain't got busy. I got one more
thing to ask you. What is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land Steve Harley
Morning Show for ya. And now I need you need
to casts get you know, a different side. It's just
a small face. It's a very small face. That's all
(07:14):
it is.
My favorite running it is. Hello, I'm trying to reach Vicky. Hey, Vicky,
how are you doing. Are you the are you the
niece of of uh? Uh I think it's ain't your aunt? Yes, okay,
(00:22):
and you you know now you aren't passed away. I mean,
I mean years ago, y'all passed. It was about five
years ago. Okay, listen, I don't over here at the
funeral home. Uh, my sister just passed away, and they
gave me your phone number. We're going through a little
bit of a situation here, did you guys. Aren't you
know your aunt was a heavy set woman. Is that right? Yes? Okay,
(00:46):
Now they had to did they have to put her
in a in a Did they have a bit of
a special casket for her? Yeah? Okay, that's what we're
kind of going through with my sister. We ordered a
special casket for for for my sister, and uh, I'm
assuming this is the same thing that you guys went through.
I've called several of her her children, but I wasn't
(01:09):
able to get in touch with anybody but that the
funeral home actually had your name on file as well,
so they gave me your number where I would be
able to talk to you. Is that is that okay? Yeah,
that's okay, you can speak to me. But you know,
let's be a problem. Well listen, uh we we the
the funeral is actually in two days and we ordered
(01:29):
one of those special caskets, but it doesn't look like
it's gonna be in for another week. So you know,
it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna we're not gonna
have a casket for her, um, you know, for the funeral.
And you know that, like I said, the funeral home
told us about you know that you guys were the
last ones that ordered a casket of that size, and
(01:51):
you know, me and the rest of the family has
been you know, we've been trying to figure out what
to do and what to do. Do you think it's
any way possible we can r the casket that your
ain't is in and then when the casket comes in
and we ordered, we can put her in that casket
and put her back down to rest like she's always been.
(02:13):
Do you think that's? Excuse me? Hello, hello, excuse could
you repeat yourself? What exactly are you asking me? Well,
what I'm saying is do you think we can bar
your ain't casket because you know, the funerals in two
days and the casket is not gonna be in in
order for us to be a to bury her in
(02:34):
a in a casket for you know, to accommodate her size.
That's when I'm asking what kind of that you're talking about?
First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name
is Larry, Like I said, my name is Larry. I
got you, I got you guys. Like I said, I
tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
picked up when I called. Yet her nieces number all
(02:56):
file to you. You are her niece, Vicky, right, yes,
I am. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Do you think
that maybe you can talk to the children and see
if we can maybe used that particular casket? Okay, wait
a minute, what the talking about this? The First of all,
who who is this? You? You gotta be losing your
mind if you think I'm gonna let you dig up
(03:19):
my any just to bury yourself. But understand what you're
coming from. But what I'm trying to say is that
we don't have a casket big enough. And they were
they they let us know that you guys were the
last ones that had a casket that you know you're
gonna do with us? Dash, Yo'll trust stuff, figure it out?
Have you show? No? No? Well, okay, first of all,
(03:40):
what I'm trying to do is this the family been
grieving pretty hard and I just wanted to make sure
that the funeral will be right. And it ain't gonna
be right, and we don't. Don't my family gonna feel
dig in an I'll show they don't call me with this.
Who is the the funeral home that gave you my
number asked me to use the casket so you can
(04:02):
bury your sister. Who was the name of that person?
I can't remember, but it was it was it was
the guy the funeral director let me know that you
guys had went through a situation where you had to
bury your your your your aunt. Like I said, I
got a call. What's your name again? My name is Larry? Okay, Larry,
this is this is I don't know what give you
(04:22):
my phone number? Could call me asking you just don't.
Can you believe they call here asking me so they
can bury they don't have a casket. Hello, No, what
what's your fault? No? I understand it's not your fault.
What I'm trying to say, is what y'all show some
(04:42):
sympathy and some love for me and my family going
through because we don't have a cask. Like I said,
my sister, my sister wasn't was you know, was as good.
You know, my conduces go out to you and your family.
You know, I'm trying to be as reserved as I
can with this whole situation. But do you understand what
kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually
(05:05):
dig up my un whose armed, who's been and what
out for fun years because bury your sister. Let me
let me answer this grow like this. If were you,
you ain't ain't gonna know? She don't know when you
for you to say to me, that's what don't know?
(05:26):
I don't stupid. You're smoking on you smoking crack? What
don't know? I don't know more. First of all, you
know what I First, I appreciate you trying to work
with me, but I want to say it is you.
You don't even have the authority to make that decision
if you give me one of the numbers to one
of your cups. Because I was really trying to be
(05:47):
nice and be calmed, but guess what We're not doing this, stupid.
I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
trying to help you out, but no, you want me
to get ignorant and ask stupid with you. I was
trying to be nice and sympathetic, but we're not doing it.
I'm not giving you another I got the authority to
tell you right now. We're not digging up, so you
(06:07):
can bury your slipster. Okay, so so so so so,
that's just it. I can't talk to now now. You
weren't talking to over, you're talking to me. Okay, I got,
I got, I got something else. I need to tell
you though, I need. I need to tell you something
else or you listen, but tell me. I want to
tell you this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harby Morning It's your Vicky. Your sister Sheila got me
(06:30):
to prank phone called you. Hub. Who is this again,
biggy Bicky? This is a nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me to prank
phone call you. Oh oh yeah, you got me over,
(06:52):
y'all worked up? I'm come. I'm gonna keep she played
any much. She ain't got busy. I got one more
thing to ask you. What is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land Steve Harley
Morning Show for ya. And now I need you need
to casts get you know, a different side. It's just
a small face. It's a very small face. That's all
(07:14):
it is.
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