May 4, 2021 • 9 mins
Is there are break room BBQ bandit? If so, Fool #1 needs to stop pointing fingers.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject all of her men are in jail. M Yeah,
we'll get into that in just a little bit, but
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us? Now we're gonna take it
(00:22):
to the office building. Thirdly, this right here, this is
that you know how that one refrigerators in the break room?
You know how it is? This is this is break room,
break room, Bobby Q. I think we've all experienced that
that that one refrigerator in the break room. We've all experienced.
Check it out. Hello, I'm trying to speak to Eric. Hey, man,
(00:46):
let me tell you something. Uh with me, and you're
gonna get some straight to day dog right here, right now,
let me say this, man, what is it what you
talking about? Right now? This is Quincy right here, This
is Quincy. I work in the same building. I work
on the same floor you work on, all right, and
I know that a lot of people on the floor
everybody kind of share the break room and the refrigerator
or whatever. But let me tell you this right now,
(01:07):
it's been brought to my attention that you're the person
on on Tuesday, on Tuesday, all right, the winning there
ate my barbecue ribs. All right. He took me four
five hours and smoked him. Hey, whoa, whoa, So go
down down you say your name quin right down my name,
wring to your attention. Right, don't worry about that. Don't
worry about who told me. But everybody said you always
(01:28):
eating people's stuff out the damn break room without the refrigerator. Well,
I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but I
ain't eating nothing of refrigerator. I go out and get
my own food. Bro, I go out and get my
own foods. I don't know what you're talking about right now.
And let me let me say let me say this,
let me say this to you, Let me say this
to you. All right, I'm coming by your cubic the mam.
(01:48):
I see anything, I see some barbecue south anything remotely
look close to my barbecue ribs. I swam to you.
I'm whooping your minds right there in your Hey, you
need to chill, man. I'm not I'm not about to
threat bro. I'm telling you I wasn't the one that
that did that, that did that I'm telling you that
right now, So you need to calm down. Now. I
ain't coming I ain't coming down. Okay, I'm telling you
(02:10):
right now, you're gonna get up in your cubicle if
I'm find saying. But I'm trying to tell you I'm
not the one that's doing that. That's what I'm telling you.
How come everybody say if anybody hates your food, it's
probably everyone always eating everybody's stuff up. They can't say
whatever they want to say. That don't mean that I
was the one that did that. That's what I'm trying
to tell you, Bro, That's what I'm trying to tell you.
(02:32):
So so they're lying on you now, they're lying on you.
I'm trying to tell you they're lying. I'm telling that,
so you do understand what I'm saying. If it's anything
that they remotely looked close to barbecue sauce, anything a
real bone, anything like that around your cuba, in the
trash can in your work area, I'm whipping your man.
(02:54):
Question man, I was I'm trying to be nice to
you on this damn phone, bro, But I told you
about these threats. So at this point in time, can
you threatening me again. You and your damn barbecue sandwich. Bro.
That's how well you and your barbecue salwings brod Bro,
we're gonna gonna admit that. You gonna admit that you
(03:14):
ate it. Gonna admit it, then you know what? You
know what at this point speaking to you on this
phone like this, though, I really wish I ate your
damn sandwich, Broke, I wish I did, Bro, I went up.
I'm telling you right now, I smoked him. Damn. I
smoked him ribs for five hours. I smoked in real
put put my hard work in it. And then I
get to work. You're ready to eat my food and
somebody that ate my barbecue ribs and then everybody saying
(03:36):
Erica wanted always eating everybody food. I'm telling you, dude,
I will come to your cubernuck you up if I
find anything looked like my ribs over there. That's like
the third threat you Donna gave me. Bro. You uh
uh that was good, Bro, That's was good. At I'm
so glad I took that. Damn. I'm so glad. Oh
so you're admitting it now, No, I'm telling you what
(03:57):
you want to hear, Quincy. That's what I'm doing right now.
I'm telling okay, okay, that's that's your tomorrow. That's your
that's your tomorrow to Cuba. I'm telling you that we're
working in the same duty. Right. I ain't going nowhere.
You know what floor, Matt, I ain't going nowhere. Good.
I don't know who you are. I don't know how
you got my number, Broth, but we we even gotta wait.
(04:18):
Did you get up there to my flow? We can
get me can get this cracking in the lobby, bro
in the lobby, you can get your game ribs broken,
yo ribs, not the ribs that you cooked on that barbecue,
Yo ribs. We get it cracking. Everybody, it's it's it's
it's it's whatever. At this point, it's whatever. It's whatever. Okay,
it's you know what, mat of fact. I'm gonna I'm
gonna let the shade know what's up. I'm gonna let
(04:40):
the shade know what's up. The shade. I know she'd
tell you nothing about eating nothing like eating your food, bro.
I know the Shade didn't saying nothing like that. Do
you no, No, the shame, the sha ain't say you
ain't no real that ain't what the shade told me?
So why are you bringing hug? Why are you bringing hug?
Then you want to know what the shade told me?
What did the shade told you? Bro? What's your told?
(05:00):
The shade told me to prank? Phone? Call you. This
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You
just got prank by your co worker, the Shane What
what what? What the are you talking about? Eric? Eric? Hey? Man,
check it out. This is after your time me, Bro,
Steve Harvey Martin, YO, your girl to Shane, your co
(05:20):
worker got me to prank you. Man. Oh you know what, man, Well,
you got my blood boiling? Man? Oh man, Old she
gonna get it. Bro, She's gonna get and when they
get back in there. And I man, I listened to
y'all every man. I don't believe it. Man. Hey, you
(05:46):
you got me? Man? Oh man, it is an honor. Bro.
It is man. Hey Man, I love y'all. Man. I'm
gonna get the shadeough you tell her hu man his mind. Man,
do me a favor. Tell everybody what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,
(06:08):
The baddest radio show the Landing Steve Hawkeys Morning Show. Baby, man,
go get some ribbs and have a nice day. Baby. Here,
I'm gonna do that. Man, I'm gonna do that to
be it's a pure to be prank. So thank you.
(06:30):
You know what amazes me is I don't know, well
whatever the original idea, oh doing this even come from?
What made you think that it would be smart to
make a living putting your life in jeopardy? And these
(06:52):
guys are not backing down many years ago. You don't
remember how this started? Years ago? What you're doing pranks? Yeah?
You remember, y'all remember how that started? I went, I know,
I went to Uh Ricky invited me to his place
in Berman. He invited a bunch of comedians to his place.
(07:15):
He was trying to make a compilation album, and every
everybody did a particular prank. And I got back and
Steve Harvey was like, hell your ass doing down there?
With Ricky said we're doing prank cars? Why you don't
do your own damn prank card? And there was murdered us,
not understanding give it away my talent to somebody didn't
(07:44):
quite get that. The prankster was born. Wow, the King
and now you've become king. Yeah, well, but I like
how they're not back and down. Tell me, I don't
think you could ever do a live prank. I think
(08:05):
I think it would go well for you. Oh yes, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
oh yes, And we can do it tomorrow morning to
death with you you mean by five phone? Oh, we
can't do it. We might lose our job. But we
might lose our job and you might get into a
(08:27):
fight for real. He was not backing down, saying like
he can't do it in person. Yeah. Yeah, you can't
walk up to nobody and say not of it. Oh,
but I bet you I can stand behind the scene
and do it. Ashton cushion the style. I bet you
I can do that. That would be cool. I can
(08:48):
navigate it now, Yeah, yeah, I could do it. Ask
the cushion style. You gotta get out of sight because
these people are serious because you come up with you're
so creative with your pranks to begin with. I don't know, Tommy,
all right, well, thank you, great job, Thank you. Coming
(09:10):
up next my Strawberry letters subject all of her men
are in jail, will get into it right after this.
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject all of her men are in jail. M Yeah,
we'll get into that in just a little bit, but
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us? Now we're gonna take it
(00:22):
to the office building. Thirdly, this right here, this is
that you know how that one refrigerators in the break room?
You know how it is? This is this is break room,
break room, Bobby Q. I think we've all experienced that
that that one refrigerator in the break room. We've all experienced.
Check it out. Hello, I'm trying to speak to Eric. Hey, man,
(00:46):
let me tell you something. Uh with me, and you're
gonna get some straight to day dog right here, right now,
let me say this, man, what is it what you
talking about? Right now? This is Quincy right here, This
is Quincy. I work in the same building. I work
on the same floor you work on, all right, and
I know that a lot of people on the floor
everybody kind of share the break room and the refrigerator
or whatever. But let me tell you this right now,
(01:07):
it's been brought to my attention that you're the person
on on Tuesday, on Tuesday, all right, the winning there
ate my barbecue ribs. All right. He took me four
five hours and smoked him. Hey, whoa, whoa, So go
down down you say your name quin right down my name,
wring to your attention. Right, don't worry about that. Don't
worry about who told me. But everybody said you always
(01:28):
eating people's stuff out the damn break room without the refrigerator. Well,
I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but I
ain't eating nothing of refrigerator. I go out and get
my own food. Bro, I go out and get my
own foods. I don't know what you're talking about right now.
And let me let me say let me say this,
let me say this to you, Let me say this
to you. All right, I'm coming by your cubic the mam.
(01:48):
I see anything, I see some barbecue south anything remotely
look close to my barbecue ribs. I swam to you.
I'm whooping your minds right there in your Hey, you
need to chill, man. I'm not I'm not about to
threat bro. I'm telling you I wasn't the one that
that did that, that did that I'm telling you that
right now, So you need to calm down. Now. I
ain't coming I ain't coming down. Okay, I'm telling you
(02:10):
right now, you're gonna get up in your cubicle if
I'm find saying. But I'm trying to tell you I'm
not the one that's doing that. That's what I'm telling you.
How come everybody say if anybody hates your food, it's
probably everyone always eating everybody's stuff up. They can't say
whatever they want to say. That don't mean that I
was the one that did that. That's what I'm trying
to tell you, Bro, That's what I'm trying to tell you.
(02:32):
So so they're lying on you now, they're lying on you.
I'm trying to tell you they're lying. I'm telling that,
so you do understand what I'm saying. If it's anything
that they remotely looked close to barbecue sauce, anything a
real bone, anything like that around your cuba, in the
trash can in your work area, I'm whipping your man.
(02:54):
Question man, I was I'm trying to be nice to
you on this damn phone, bro, But I told you
about these threats. So at this point in time, can
you threatening me again. You and your damn barbecue sandwich. Bro.
That's how well you and your barbecue salwings brod Bro,
we're gonna gonna admit that. You gonna admit that you
(03:14):
ate it. Gonna admit it, then you know what? You
know what at this point speaking to you on this
phone like this, though, I really wish I ate your
damn sandwich, Broke, I wish I did, Bro, I went up.
I'm telling you right now, I smoked him. Damn. I
smoked him ribs for five hours. I smoked in real
put put my hard work in it. And then I
get to work. You're ready to eat my food and
somebody that ate my barbecue ribs and then everybody saying
(03:36):
Erica wanted always eating everybody food. I'm telling you, dude,
I will come to your cubernuck you up if I
find anything looked like my ribs over there. That's like
the third threat you Donna gave me. Bro. You uh
uh that was good, Bro, That's was good. At I'm
so glad I took that. Damn. I'm so glad. Oh
so you're admitting it now, No, I'm telling you what
(03:57):
you want to hear, Quincy. That's what I'm doing right now.
I'm telling okay, okay, that's that's your tomorrow. That's your
that's your tomorrow to Cuba. I'm telling you that we're
working in the same duty. Right. I ain't going nowhere.
You know what floor, Matt, I ain't going nowhere. Good.
I don't know who you are. I don't know how
you got my number, Broth, but we we even gotta wait.
(04:18):
Did you get up there to my flow? We can
get me can get this cracking in the lobby, bro
in the lobby, you can get your game ribs broken,
yo ribs, not the ribs that you cooked on that barbecue,
Yo ribs. We get it cracking. Everybody, it's it's it's
it's it's whatever. At this point, it's whatever. It's whatever. Okay,
it's you know what, mat of fact. I'm gonna I'm
gonna let the shade know what's up. I'm gonna let
(04:40):
the shade know what's up. The shade. I know she'd
tell you nothing about eating nothing like eating your food, bro.
I know the Shade didn't saying nothing like that. Do
you no, No, the shame, the sha ain't say you
ain't no real that ain't what the shade told me?
So why are you bringing hug? Why are you bringing hug?
Then you want to know what the shade told me?
What did the shade told you? Bro? What's your told?
(05:00):
The shade told me to prank? Phone? Call you. This
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You
just got prank by your co worker, the Shane What
what what? What the are you talking about? Eric? Eric? Hey? Man,
check it out. This is after your time me, Bro,
Steve Harvey Martin, YO, your girl to Shane, your co
(05:20):
worker got me to prank you. Man. Oh you know what, man, Well,
you got my blood boiling? Man? Oh man, Old she
gonna get it. Bro, She's gonna get and when they
get back in there. And I man, I listened to
y'all every man. I don't believe it. Man. Hey, you
(05:46):
you got me? Man? Oh man, it is an honor. Bro.
It is man. Hey Man, I love y'all. Man. I'm
gonna get the shadeough you tell her hu man his mind. Man,
do me a favor. Tell everybody what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,
(06:08):
The baddest radio show the Landing Steve Hawkeys Morning Show. Baby, man,
go get some ribbs and have a nice day. Baby. Here,
I'm gonna do that. Man, I'm gonna do that to
be it's a pure to be prank. So thank you.
(06:30):
You know what amazes me is I don't know, well
whatever the original idea, oh doing this even come from?
What made you think that it would be smart to
make a living putting your life in jeopardy? And these
(06:52):
guys are not backing down many years ago. You don't
remember how this started? Years ago? What you're doing pranks? Yeah?
You remember, y'all remember how that started? I went, I know,
I went to Uh Ricky invited me to his place
in Berman. He invited a bunch of comedians to his place.
(07:15):
He was trying to make a compilation album, and every
everybody did a particular prank. And I got back and
Steve Harvey was like, hell your ass doing down there?
With Ricky said we're doing prank cars? Why you don't
do your own damn prank card? And there was murdered us,
not understanding give it away my talent to somebody didn't
(07:44):
quite get that. The prankster was born. Wow, the King
and now you've become king. Yeah, well, but I like
how they're not back and down. Tell me, I don't
think you could ever do a live prank. I think
(08:05):
I think it would go well for you. Oh yes, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
oh yes, And we can do it tomorrow morning to
death with you you mean by five phone? Oh, we
can't do it. We might lose our job. But we
might lose our job and you might get into a
(08:27):
fight for real. He was not backing down, saying like
he can't do it in person. Yeah. Yeah, you can't
walk up to nobody and say not of it. Oh,
but I bet you I can stand behind the scene
and do it. Ashton cushion the style. I bet you
I can do that. That would be cool. I can
(08:48):
navigate it now, Yeah, yeah, I could do it. Ask
the cushion style. You gotta get out of sight because
these people are serious because you come up with you're
so creative with your pranks to begin with. I don't know, Tommy,
all right, well, thank you, great job, Thank you. Coming
(09:10):
up next my Strawberry letters subject all of her men
are in jail, will get into it right after this.
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