June 2, 2023 • 9 mins
Do not tell a wife that her husband left condoms in his clothes at the cleaners.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is where.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Should I sit? Just a question. Right we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll get into it because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call, nephew, what
you got for us today?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
The title of this is Condom Clean US. I know,
condom clean US. Let's go cat dog you because pranking
is sea is business today is it's you gotta take
it that way. You don't. You don't. You don't come
in here loose, You don't come in here laughing and
key king. That ain't that ain't what prank is. Oh no,
(00:39):
you come in. You come in with your prank face
zone and you are ready to deliver. Okay, And that's
what I got for you now. This is called Condom
Clean US. It is serious and it and and and
and and you need it in your life. So let's
go right here, come on, cat dog condom clean.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Hello, I'm trying to reach to Mika to me. This
is how you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners.
I'm the manager over here. Uh huh, listen, did you
bring some clothes in this morning. Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, Well listen, we we got an order that was
dropped off this morning. Here. Uh it's a couple of suits, uh,
some business shirts and a few other things. But there's
actually been some articles actually left in the clothing, so.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I probably blocked that down.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, he got about this morning. It was dropped off
like around seven this morning, but we got it's got
let's work. It's like about a hundred bucks cash in
the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh, there's
there's a cup link here. I looked all over. It's
only one cup flink and then there's two condoms in here.
So I wanted to see if you guys wanted me
(01:56):
to put this in a plastic bag or something and
have it have it.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Can you repeat what was left in there?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Again?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like
right out a hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh,
there's a business card from an insurance company. There's another
business card for uh what it's just this is uh
what else was left right? Roll, I'm trying to tell
you about all the business cards.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't I'm not interested in the business card because
you said something else.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here, or we
look all over the bag to see if we can
find it, but we don't see that either.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What else is in this pocket?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Uh? Like I said, you got a you got one
hundred dollars in here? There's some Uh no, no, no,
you have said something to me. There's Yes, there's business cards.
There's an insurance.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Car, business cards.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You said something else.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A coupling, ma'am, there's a coupling. We can hear that.
We can said something else. Oh, okay, well the last
the week. There's two condoms in here? Hello, what did
the did you say? Oh? Like I said, there's one
hundred in here?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Did you say, did you say there was some condoms
in there?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's two? There's two extra large commums in here. Hello,
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Chris? Uh? Well, it has I mean maybe you know
the items man, this is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit that's.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding what
you sum that was some condoms.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The phone numbers are the phone number that are called
the numbers that's attached to this actual order. So I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this?
Is this his number? Or your home number? Was your say?
What a number? Is this? This is our house number?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I just don't believe you know what what you're telling me,
because we just celebrated our our anniversary last week and
this is what what?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What? What?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
What's wrong with?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
First of all, we married and we never used condoms,
and then you know, get calling me talking about he
got condoms left and.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
His suit coat pocket.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm not understand.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, Oh I know he ain't on me, well not not,
I mean not necessarily. I mean, you know they could
have been there.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well, why why he would have us in his pocket?
That just don't make any damn sense. If we marry
and we don't use kandom one of what do you
have kind of in his pocket?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that. One. I guess my main reason is is
you want me to wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
Did you clean the suit or no?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We haven't cleaned. I just I just start. I'm starting
stuff and I don't want you. I don't want you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
To clean up things.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And all those articles.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
That that you said, I want you to put it.
I want you to I want you to put everything,
including them damn condals. I want you to put it
in the bag. I want you to put it in
the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if I'm gonna come
up there and I'm gonna pick everything up.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like I said,
my name is Brad, and I'll be here if you
want me to. If you want me to put him
to the side, I won't clean them. I'll just put
him to the side and I leave him in the
same laundry bag he had when he dropped themorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Chris, I don't believe this.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I ain't gave this.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm a good years of my life and he gonna
turn around cheat on me. You make sure you don't
clean up thing, because I'm gonna certifie all that damn self.
You put all that in the back.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I'm gonna call my.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Job and let him know I'm not coming in today.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Slow down. I don't want you to get to hysterical.
I mean, you know you're getting a little irate, are you? Okay?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I am going to be all right when I get
up there.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Who Chris is gonna get up?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's all I got to say. You make sure you
have all that stuff not clean. I don't want you
to clean it. I want you to put all that
other that you said that you found in his pocket.
You put all that in the bag because Chris is
I don't know who you think he.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, mister, would you like for me to call Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I don't want you. No, no, no, Bobby, I don't
want you no no man.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Wait minute, wait, wait wait. My name is Bradd.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't give a damn what your name is. So
I really don't. Okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.
You just put everything in the back set like I
had asked you to. I am on my way down there,
and Chris, now this ain't going.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Down this way.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We just renewed our valves. A matter of fact, don't
condos coming three and you up there talking about this
mas what No, I'm not understanding. I know that. Do
my math? Okay, Chris is gonna get okay when you
get home tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
note in here, a note.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
What does it day?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay? Man? You know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand. I don't want to man, and you
need a quick come in.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You're a sucket.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Wouldn't you mean that to me?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Not a fact? I want that in the bath too.
The more evidence I have, the better off is gonna
be for me. I'm gonna kid. Uh what did the
note say?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The note says, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve
Harbin more And to show your husband, Chris got me
to play poll calls you.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
What God Chris was going to die to I was
we was going to have a barbecue and him you
do you hear me?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh my god, class.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh my god, Radio.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Mo show, Baby seeing show.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I must admit that was wrong with me. I will
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
It was wrong so many levels.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But at the same time, how good was it?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You see?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You see what I'm saying the amount of energy that
was put in it, and you see all the craft
that came together, How good was it? It was crush her,
you crush and that's what prank you gonna playing and
playing with christ Yeah, yeah, that was yeah, it was.
You know, you died just you digestiproantic the way you
(09:03):
want to digestic. That's how you do it. You digestic
the way you want to die. Anyway, I'm gonna be
with Earthquake, shaking.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It up Father's Comedy.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Get over it. I'm with Earthquake Father's Day Comedy Show,
New Jersey Pack. Baby, that's going down Father's Day Night.
That is June eighteenth at the New Jersey Pack. Father's Day.
Tickets are on sale right now. You don't want to
miss it. I'm shaking it up with the one and
only earthquake in the building. So y'all get ready, all right,
stop body cleans will pick up some condoms on the
(09:32):
way to the show.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Coming up with Strawberry letters subject where should I sit?
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Morning
Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is where.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Should I sit? Just a question. Right we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll get into it because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call, nephew, what
you got for us today?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
The title of this is Condom Clean US. I know,
condom clean US. Let's go cat dog you because pranking
is sea is business today is it's you gotta take
it that way. You don't. You don't. You don't come
in here loose, You don't come in here laughing and
key king. That ain't that ain't what prank is. Oh no,
(00:39):
you come in. You come in with your prank face
zone and you are ready to deliver. Okay, And that's
what I got for you now. This is called Condom
Clean US. It is serious and it and and and
and and you need it in your life. So let's
go right here, come on, cat dog condom clean.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Hello, I'm trying to reach to Mika to me. This
is how you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners.
I'm the manager over here. Uh huh, listen, did you
bring some clothes in this morning. Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, Well listen, we we got an order that was
dropped off this morning. Here. Uh it's a couple of suits, uh,
some business shirts and a few other things. But there's
actually been some articles actually left in the clothing, so.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I probably blocked that down.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, he got about this morning. It was dropped off
like around seven this morning, but we got it's got
let's work. It's like about a hundred bucks cash in
the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh, there's
there's a cup link here. I looked all over. It's
only one cup flink and then there's two condoms in here.
So I wanted to see if you guys wanted me
(01:56):
to put this in a plastic bag or something and
have it have it.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Can you repeat what was left in there?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Again?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like
right out a hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh,
there's a business card from an insurance company. There's another
business card for uh what it's just this is uh
what else was left right? Roll, I'm trying to tell
you about all the business cards.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't I'm not interested in the business card because
you said something else.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here, or we
look all over the bag to see if we can
find it, but we don't see that either.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What else is in this pocket?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Uh? Like I said, you got a you got one
hundred dollars in here? There's some Uh no, no, no,
you have said something to me. There's Yes, there's business cards.
There's an insurance.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Car, business cards.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You said something else.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A coupling, ma'am, there's a coupling. We can hear that.
We can said something else. Oh, okay, well the last
the week. There's two condoms in here? Hello, what did
the did you say? Oh? Like I said, there's one
hundred in here?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Did you say, did you say there was some condoms
in there?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's two? There's two extra large commums in here. Hello,
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Chris? Uh? Well, it has I mean maybe you know
the items man, this is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit that's.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding what
you sum that was some condoms.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The phone numbers are the phone number that are called
the numbers that's attached to this actual order. So I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this?
Is this his number? Or your home number? Was your say?
What a number? Is this? This is our house number?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I just don't believe you know what what you're telling me,
because we just celebrated our our anniversary last week and
this is what what?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What? What?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
What's wrong with?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
First of all, we married and we never used condoms,
and then you know, get calling me talking about he
got condoms left and.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
His suit coat pocket.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm not understand.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, Oh I know he ain't on me, well not not,
I mean not necessarily. I mean, you know they could
have been there.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well, why why he would have us in his pocket?
That just don't make any damn sense. If we marry
and we don't use kandom one of what do you
have kind of in his pocket?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that. One. I guess my main reason is is
you want me to wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
Did you clean the suit or no?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We haven't cleaned. I just I just start. I'm starting
stuff and I don't want you. I don't want you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
To clean up things.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And all those articles.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
That that you said, I want you to put it.
I want you to I want you to put everything,
including them damn condals. I want you to put it
in the bag. I want you to put it in
the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if I'm gonna come
up there and I'm gonna pick everything up.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like I said,
my name is Brad, and I'll be here if you
want me to. If you want me to put him
to the side, I won't clean them. I'll just put
him to the side and I leave him in the
same laundry bag he had when he dropped themorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Chris, I don't believe this.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I ain't gave this.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm a good years of my life and he gonna
turn around cheat on me. You make sure you don't
clean up thing, because I'm gonna certifie all that damn self.
You put all that in the back.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I'm gonna call my.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Job and let him know I'm not coming in today.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Slow down. I don't want you to get to hysterical.
I mean, you know you're getting a little irate, are you? Okay?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I am going to be all right when I get
up there.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Who Chris is gonna get up?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's all I got to say. You make sure you
have all that stuff not clean. I don't want you
to clean it. I want you to put all that
other that you said that you found in his pocket.
You put all that in the bag because Chris is
I don't know who you think he.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, mister, would you like for me to call Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I don't want you. No, no, no, Bobby, I don't
want you no no man.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Wait minute, wait, wait wait. My name is Bradd.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't give a damn what your name is. So
I really don't. Okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.
You just put everything in the back set like I
had asked you to. I am on my way down there,
and Chris, now this ain't going.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Down this way.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We just renewed our valves. A matter of fact, don't
condos coming three and you up there talking about this
mas what No, I'm not understanding. I know that. Do
my math? Okay, Chris is gonna get okay when you
get home tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
note in here, a note.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
What does it day?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay? Man? You know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand. I don't want to man, and you
need a quick come in.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You're a sucket.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Wouldn't you mean that to me?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Not a fact? I want that in the bath too.
The more evidence I have, the better off is gonna
be for me. I'm gonna kid. Uh what did the
note say?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The note says, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve
Harbin more And to show your husband, Chris got me
to play poll calls you.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
What God Chris was going to die to I was
we was going to have a barbecue and him you
do you hear me?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh my god, class.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh my god, Radio.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Mo show, Baby seeing show.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I must admit that was wrong with me. I will
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
It was wrong so many levels.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But at the same time, how good was it?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You see?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You see what I'm saying the amount of energy that
was put in it, and you see all the craft
that came together, How good was it? It was crush her,
you crush and that's what prank you gonna playing and
playing with christ Yeah, yeah, that was yeah, it was.
You know, you died just you digestiproantic the way you
(09:03):
want to digestic. That's how you do it. You digestic
the way you want to die. Anyway, I'm gonna be
with Earthquake, shaking.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It up Father's Comedy.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Get over it. I'm with Earthquake Father's Day Comedy Show,
New Jersey Pack. Baby, that's going down Father's Day Night.
That is June eighteenth at the New Jersey Pack. Father's Day.
Tickets are on sale right now. You don't want to
miss it. I'm shaking it up with the one and
only earthquake in the building. So y'all get ready, all right,
stop body cleans will pick up some condoms on the
(09:32):
way to the show.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Coming up with Strawberry letters subject where should I sit?
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Morning
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