July 9, 2021 • 9 mins
Fool #1 thinks that exotic dancers give change! That just does not sound right.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, read about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject.
I need it, and I need it now. But right
now it is the nephew here with today's prank phone
called King of Prank. What you got? Give me my
change for a hunted whoa? Whoa? Are you so aggressive
when you want your change? You have to be aggressive?
(00:23):
Give me my change for a hunted road. I'm talking
to a stripple accidentally that accidentally gave you a hunter.
You know what I mean. It ain't nobody men to
give you no whole hunted. Okay, you are cheap. Give
me my change for that hunted helloa? Please speaking hello, yeah,
(00:49):
speaking Regina. Okay, you did a bachelor party for me
and my boys, like about two weeks ago. Okayan, Sean
remember Sean? Yes, yes, okay, Now listen when you um
you were doing a lot of lap dances at night.
You remember that? Yes? So how did you get my number?
(01:13):
Can I help? You? Need a party done? I mean,
what do you need? Okay? Well, now no, it ain't
nothing like that. I'm saying. You know, you're just a
lot of lap dancers. Do you remember that? Yes, okay,
we'll listen. You know, that night I was at the party,
you did some lap dances for me. But what I
(01:33):
wanted to tell you was that the lap dances you
had did was the lap dancers ten dollars? Am I
right right? You will be correct? Yes, okay, ten dollar?
But I accidentally I thought I gave you a ten
dollar bill when I really gave you a hundred dollars. Okay,
(01:53):
you know, I need actually what the reason why I
called you was. I'm trying to I'm trying to get that,
you know, I'm trying to get that ninety dollars back.
Wait a minute, let me ask you something. First of all,
how did you get my number? Well, the dude that
um who is due who's doing that through the back,
you know, the guy that hooked y'all up as far
(02:14):
as doing the bachelor Billy Billy, the ones that got
yall to come and do the bachelortte party. What I'm
trying to, you know, tell you is is that I
got the number from him, Okay, okay, And he told
me that I could call you and try to just
talk to you about it. Okay, And you want me
(02:34):
you gave I had tipped you. I was I was
really gonna pay you ten dollars, but it was a
hundred dollar bill. So what the reason what I'm saying
to you is that I want to get the other
ninety dollars back. I'm not giving you, know down naty dollars.
I'm not giving you your damn nay dollars. On wait
(02:58):
a minute, on a go. I don't even think you
understand I wasn't trying to give you all that money
at one time. I need to get that money back
from you. I don't think you understand dollars. That's it.
The other money that I was blown to be I
ain't get my change back from you. How don't give
you change back? Non dollars a damn till I'm not
(03:21):
giving me back. No nobody be giving you no damn
hundred dollars at one time? What's wrong with you? I'm
not giving you no damn donars. Don you should want
what you was doing? Because this should Donna give me
my nightey do? I have already told you I wasn't
even trying to give you this money. I wouldn't try
to give you. I was trying to give you ten dollars.
That's what I was trying to give you. I'm not
(03:42):
giving you that thing back. You're not getting nothing you
should be. I don't want your wife and your kids. Hey, lady, listen,
you don't even understand what what's going on right here.
You should have been as I wasn't trying to want
when no money is trying to give you no money.
There's a misunderstanding. I mean, if you don't collars. Now, Look,
I'm already staying I was giving ten, but not get
(04:05):
that belonged to me. I don't get down you're calling
me working me up on you. You're not as I'm
not giving it. I'm gonna give you a tip, but
I ain't getting you know, ninety dollars tip you did?
You got no you was till at lady. Look, I'm
not fro the city and going I go ahead with
(04:27):
with you all this. Look I want to get my
ninety dollars back from you. Know, first of all, if
you called me later one more time, I'm gonna come
sign you and kick your talking about I'm not giving
a down MINEI dollars back banks for the tip you
should non first says like I said, keep how I'm
that time lady on the rail. I ain't trying to
(04:48):
go back and forth with you. I was. I'm saying
is it's been a mistake. I wasn't trying to give
you no hundred dollars all right, that was a mistake.
I just want my money back, and nobody trick with
you giving my money back. I'm not giving you a
dead thing back. I'm not giving me bag. That's your problem.
You didn't go home and tell your life what you
(05:09):
did with the any dollars, so you're I'll try to
get your I old you I want ninety dollars five
damn me the simons come com me, come damn it
is if you don't never lends that come simas for
if you know you're trying to get your ninety dollars.
(05:32):
I don't want my money from you. I don't you
want dot you don't you se from a head I
was when you sell my random me. Don't down ninety dollars.
I've bet you that one. Where are you gonna play
me my ninety dollars? You know learning does not asking them? No,
I'm not giving you no money down. That gets for
(05:53):
a damn kill. You ain't you don't. You don't give me.
You don't give me in my nighty dollars? You're gonna
do that? You coming here for them where they won't listen?
Change that you get you on my phone? Why tom cat?
You you say? Don't call me? And I got one
more thing I want to tear you. You listen to me,
(06:15):
Listen to your Are you listen to me? I want
more things I need to say to you. I got
one more thing I need to say to you. Are
you listening to men? Don't call me with that? Listen
to you on killing down? What you got to say?
You can kill? I said, I want more things to
say to you. Are you What do you have to say?
(06:38):
That is rich? Is it? Nephew? Call me from the
Steve harp And Morning Show. You just gotta prank by
your girl friend? Who is hell? Hello? Hellom? That killed?
(07:07):
I'm gonna cut you in that good that that that
(07:28):
that that wasn't cool? What y'all saying? Now you're gonna
make it rain? Thenn'na want some change from chained for
a hunted saying you have nothing to say on that? Steve,
I told you I ain't coming on these pranks. No more,
but a change, change for some money he gave her.
(07:50):
Come on, why why why are we even talking about
strang because she got the hundred? Why do you not
see this? Oh, it's us. You already know if you
go to Magic City and you want to give me
nice No, no, no no, I don't go to Magic City.
(08:13):
Let's stop club when I go to Magic City. I
got a hundred. I don't want to give you my
whole hundred. I want to give you five and get
my dollars back. You are crazy. You probably didn't got
(08:33):
your wallet off phone. He got ninety five ones on
the ground. You can give me my change? What trip
you look go around getting jack? I don't know. All right,
thank you ne for you. Coming up next, it's the
(08:53):
Strawberry Letters, subject I need it and I need it now.
Right after this, you're listening Game Fiday Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, read about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject.
I need it, and I need it now. But right
now it is the nephew here with today's prank phone
called King of Prank. What you got? Give me my
change for a hunted whoa? Whoa? Are you so aggressive
when you want your change? You have to be aggressive?
(00:23):
Give me my change for a hunted road. I'm talking
to a stripple accidentally that accidentally gave you a hunter.
You know what I mean. It ain't nobody men to
give you no whole hunted. Okay, you are cheap. Give
me my change for that hunted helloa? Please speaking hello, yeah,
(00:49):
speaking Regina. Okay, you did a bachelor party for me
and my boys, like about two weeks ago. Okayan, Sean
remember Sean? Yes, yes, okay, Now listen when you um
you were doing a lot of lap dances at night.
You remember that? Yes? So how did you get my number?
(01:13):
Can I help? You? Need a party done? I mean,
what do you need? Okay? Well, now no, it ain't
nothing like that. I'm saying. You know, you're just a
lot of lap dancers. Do you remember that? Yes, okay,
we'll listen. You know, that night I was at the party,
you did some lap dances for me. But what I
(01:33):
wanted to tell you was that the lap dances you
had did was the lap dancers ten dollars? Am I
right right? You will be correct? Yes, okay, ten dollar?
But I accidentally I thought I gave you a ten
dollar bill when I really gave you a hundred dollars. Okay,
(01:53):
you know, I need actually what the reason why I
called you was. I'm trying to I'm trying to get that,
you know, I'm trying to get that ninety dollars back.
Wait a minute, let me ask you something. First of all,
how did you get my number? Well, the dude that
um who is due who's doing that through the back,
you know, the guy that hooked y'all up as far
(02:14):
as doing the bachelor Billy Billy, the ones that got
yall to come and do the bachelortte party. What I'm
trying to, you know, tell you is is that I
got the number from him, Okay, okay, And he told
me that I could call you and try to just
talk to you about it. Okay, And you want me
(02:34):
you gave I had tipped you. I was I was
really gonna pay you ten dollars, but it was a
hundred dollar bill. So what the reason what I'm saying
to you is that I want to get the other
ninety dollars back. I'm not giving you, know down naty dollars.
I'm not giving you your damn nay dollars. On wait
(02:58):
a minute, on a go. I don't even think you
understand I wasn't trying to give you all that money
at one time. I need to get that money back
from you. I don't think you understand dollars. That's it.
The other money that I was blown to be I
ain't get my change back from you. How don't give
you change back? Non dollars a damn till I'm not
(03:21):
giving me back. No nobody be giving you no damn
hundred dollars at one time? What's wrong with you? I'm
not giving you no damn donars. Don you should want
what you was doing? Because this should Donna give me
my nightey do? I have already told you I wasn't
even trying to give you this money. I wouldn't try
to give you. I was trying to give you ten dollars.
That's what I was trying to give you. I'm not
(03:42):
giving you that thing back. You're not getting nothing you
should be. I don't want your wife and your kids. Hey, lady, listen,
you don't even understand what what's going on right here.
You should have been as I wasn't trying to want
when no money is trying to give you no money.
There's a misunderstanding. I mean, if you don't collars. Now, Look,
I'm already staying I was giving ten, but not get
(04:05):
that belonged to me. I don't get down you're calling
me working me up on you. You're not as I'm
not giving it. I'm gonna give you a tip, but
I ain't getting you know, ninety dollars tip you did?
You got no you was till at lady. Look, I'm
not fro the city and going I go ahead with
(04:27):
with you all this. Look I want to get my
ninety dollars back from you. Know, first of all, if
you called me later one more time, I'm gonna come
sign you and kick your talking about I'm not giving
a down MINEI dollars back banks for the tip you
should non first says like I said, keep how I'm
that time lady on the rail. I ain't trying to
(04:48):
go back and forth with you. I was. I'm saying
is it's been a mistake. I wasn't trying to give
you no hundred dollars all right, that was a mistake.
I just want my money back, and nobody trick with
you giving my money back. I'm not giving you a
dead thing back. I'm not giving me bag. That's your problem.
You didn't go home and tell your life what you
(05:09):
did with the any dollars, so you're I'll try to
get your I old you I want ninety dollars five
damn me the simons come com me, come damn it
is if you don't never lends that come simas for
if you know you're trying to get your ninety dollars.
(05:32):
I don't want my money from you. I don't you
want dot you don't you se from a head I
was when you sell my random me. Don't down ninety dollars.
I've bet you that one. Where are you gonna play
me my ninety dollars? You know learning does not asking them? No,
I'm not giving you no money down. That gets for
(05:53):
a damn kill. You ain't you don't. You don't give me.
You don't give me in my nighty dollars? You're gonna
do that? You coming here for them where they won't listen?
Change that you get you on my phone? Why tom cat?
You you say? Don't call me? And I got one
more thing I want to tear you. You listen to me,
(06:15):
Listen to your Are you listen to me? I want
more things I need to say to you. I got
one more thing I need to say to you. Are
you listening to men? Don't call me with that? Listen
to you on killing down? What you got to say?
You can kill? I said, I want more things to
say to you. Are you What do you have to say?
(06:38):
That is rich? Is it? Nephew? Call me from the
Steve harp And Morning Show. You just gotta prank by
your girl friend? Who is hell? Hello? Hellom? That killed?
(07:07):
I'm gonna cut you in that good that that that
(07:28):
that that wasn't cool? What y'all saying? Now you're gonna
make it rain? Thenn'na want some change from chained for
a hunted saying you have nothing to say on that? Steve,
I told you I ain't coming on these pranks. No more,
but a change, change for some money he gave her.
(07:50):
Come on, why why why are we even talking about
strang because she got the hundred? Why do you not
see this? Oh, it's us. You already know if you
go to Magic City and you want to give me
nice No, no, no no, I don't go to Magic City.
(08:13):
Let's stop club when I go to Magic City. I
got a hundred. I don't want to give you my
whole hundred. I want to give you five and get
my dollars back. You are crazy. You probably didn't got
(08:33):
your wallet off phone. He got ninety five ones on
the ground. You can give me my change? What trip
you look go around getting jack? I don't know. All right,
thank you ne for you. Coming up next, it's the
(08:53):
Strawberry Letters, subject I need it and I need it now.
Right after this, you're listening Game Fiday Morning Show
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