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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I fell for the oaky Dope. We'll get into
it in just a little bit, but right now the
nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What's got
for us? Now? High school reunion? High school? We've all
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gone and she at one point another take a listen,
let's go ga. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to resilver you. Please,
she's not available with This is her husband and draft
and to help you. How you doing, man? My name
is Kid, I'm I graduated with Sylvia. We're having a
big twenty five year class reunion this year for ve
We should be home. So oh no, man, she actually
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shopping right now. Okay, okay, cool, Well hey, listen, as
you heard about that? She know about the reunion or
or do you know anything about that? Uh? Not to
my knowledge. That's the first I ever heard about a reunion. Okay, well,
there there was a reunion. Man. She's actually I think
signed up for I'm not sure that's why I asked you,
but I think I saw her name was that she
was signed up to come. Let me ask you just
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when when when exactly did you graduate? I graduated eighty two, okay,
eighty two, Okay, you a little bit before us. Then
all right, we'll listen, um, and then let me let
me go ahead and say this something right, Uh? Actually
in high school, man, Sylvia was mine, you know, my
high school sweetheart, and we you know, we dated from
ninth grade to freshman year in college. And I wanted
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to see if you know, if it was cool with you,
you know, if you didn't mind me escorting her to
the twenty five year class reunion doing what? Let me
say that again, Like I said, Man, my name is Ken.
I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
heard right what you said. Yeah, I said that I
I Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts. Man, I
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was you know, from ninth grade all the way to
freshman year in college. We dated each other. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I got I got that. But what did you ask me?
I asked you if if it was all right for
if you didn't mind if I escorted her to the
twenty five year class reunion. Are you related to him? No?
I mean no, I'm not related to I just told
you I was a high school sweetheart. No, man, I'm saying,
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nobody gonna be ask for my wife nowhere. I put
the ring on my finger. You said you was you
was a high school sweetheart. Yeah, I mean we was
to go from you know, ninth grade always to months
to freshman year in college. You know, so that was that.
That was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
you know that, but that was in the past. I'm
the president, so I don't eve much think she's gonna
be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway.
Hey man, what I'm trying to explain to you there's
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something innocent though. Man, this just me taking her to
you know. You know, I thought she might get a
kick out of us going together. You know, I don't
know what's wrong with you. I'd have told you if
it's not going to one ear for the phone on
the other one, she ain't going nowhere? What you do?
I need to break it down anymore. Hey man, you
ain't gotta you ain't gonna talk to me and disrespect
me like this. Man, now all I tried to do you,
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I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my I want to
tell me I'm disrespecting you. You're asking me can you
take my wife to the damn class reunions? And it
expect me to be okay with that? What kind of
damned food had to call somebody ask can you take
the White Settle class reunion? Hey? Man? That was my
high school sweetheart, all right, we had we asked something.
I was our first, Okay, I was a puntost dog
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if you was the first, and I'm the last, and
I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it at that.
How about that, partner? It's whatever, man, You know what, Man,
I try to call you and talk to you like
a man. But you know what I should have did
talk to me like that. You're doing a little stuff.
I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
have never called a matter of fact, you know what,
I apologize for calls. Let me get on the phone
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and just called Sylvia. See here to do that? You
go right on the head and call them. Well, that's
that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make a
decision on what Sylvia want to do. I can tell
you what thing Sylvia do with Sylvia want to do.
But Sylvia it ain't interested in you. Man, This is
not about being interested in me. Man, This is innocent.
This is just me and going to the damn class
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reunion together. Man. And it ain't like we gonna go
do something together. Man on a physical level, We're just
going to hell. Phone time my clue. I'm trying to
tell you that I've already told you know, okay, if
you can't get no, I don't know what you can't get.
But you ain't getting Sylvia. I tell you that much.
She's not going to no reunion. You know what, Man,
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I'm through talking to you. I'm just gonna call Sylvia
because that's what I should have done in the first place.
He calls I told you about you ain't gonna call nobody.
You bet not doubt my right another man, I'm telling
you this right now. I'll be at that pass for
you know. I've been looking for your can, whatever your
name is. I'm gonna mind out who you are. I
ain't playing the like as I don't told you you
are disrespectful in the first place. I didn't told Joe
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don't call my wife. She ain't going to don't. But
union to you bet not call her phone. I've been
want walk up and my situation not to told you
I will come to this class reunion, and I will, man,
because you look like you're playing with me the actors
to you for the something. You ain't taking my wife
to no class reunion. You understand what I'm saying, your wife,
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I don't gonna want to go to the the men do
with me. How do you know that you ain't going
that way with what you have told you? Man, don't
get me act the crazy here. I'd have told you now.
I said first I'm gonna come to the class from you,
but I will come to that just to make you
knocking like shout. Don't be acting stupid like I can't
found they got all kind of saint signed or someone,
but I'll find your Let's just innocent, man. Me and
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her going to the reunion is innocent, and she want
to be able to decide if she want to go
with me or not. Ain't that about your sounds trife? Anyway?
Calling somebody talking about a class re union, ain't need
much heard about it, and I don't get it. I'll
tell you what you know what I'm gonna get our
phone calls, ship, respect the ring. You understand what I'm
saying to you. I didn't told you, man, but I
don't understand what you can under set up? How that
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respect the ring? And man, I got one more things
I need to say to you. Man to say to me, Man,
you ain't gotta than to say to me except to
hit it quick and your dear rn. I got one
more damn thing to say to you, and then I'm
gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna be through with hi. Man,
I'm about the say to me what you gotta say
to me? Hang up, I got this to say to you.
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This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbit Morning Show.
Your wife Sylvia got me to prank phone call you
bush serious man? Oh man, I'm over here winding and everything. Man,
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just man, this is a joke. You all right, I'm
gonna be all right and got an hour too, Okay,
that's cool, alright, alright, y'all got me, y'all got me. Well,
I guess this is a good time to tell you
the class reunion is coming up. And I guess ain't
no class room. Huh No, there here's a class of
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you you need to get rid of because you're going. Yeah,
I'll be making sure if there is one that to
me there. If you can't hear in this, take the
phone and put it up to the other. Hell, let
me help you down for what it is. You ain't
here a man. Brothers when you when you talk about
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the dude's wife. Oh, man, dude, go right there with you.
He's not playing with you, Manila, girl with men, they
can't find someone been lying. But I bet I can
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find your ass, don't. I'm gonna come down to the
to the classroom. And that's your lights. A bodyguard, dude,
get a bodyguard. Well the last time you hear knock
your lights like he's serious. Yeah, he dead said we're
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married twelve years. Got I don't put a ring on it.
That's yeah. Okay, well that's the past. Man. I just thought,
be cool. Man. What you just disrespectful? I'm disrespected. I'm disrespected.
Why y'all let the reunion? What is I'm doing exactly y'all?
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Did y'all go to the first to the first time,
the first class when the first one, Yeah, I went
to ten. It was I went to it started getting
being at the twining car thing. We did what Tori
remember everybody, She'll say, don't you remember no, remember everybody man,
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especially when you when your classmate look like you'll teacher
you like this. I remember everybody. Thank you. Coming up
nex Strawberry letters, subject I Fell for the Oaky Duke
will get into it right after this. You're listening to
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.