April 13, 2021 • 9 mins
Could Fool #1 be out of line for calling the pastor on his personal line to ask questions about the church's budget or nah?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I don't like the gifts he buys for me.
I don't like the gifts he buys for me. But
we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you back for his nap? What kind of gift? We're
(00:22):
gonna have to call the church today, y'all. We're gonna
have to call. Today's title is how much in the account?
Past who don't want to know that? How much is
in the account? And it shouldn't be, you know, back
and forth? Answer me and we can move on, back
(00:43):
and forth. Let me here, let's go cat though. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you
doing this is? This is brother lin Lena Thompson. How
you doing on? I'm good brother? How and how can
I help you? Today? House? I'm actually one of your
(01:05):
members at the church, and I want to just commend
you that you're doing a good job the way you
are displaying safety. Let me say that first and foremost
thank you. You know, we just want everybody to be
safe and healthy. And and your name again the brother
Lina Thompson, Okay, and and and other times I'm I'm
kind about to be in the middle of then, and
(01:26):
how can I help you? Brother? Well, here, here's what
I wanted to ask you, man, uh house, I want
to ask you this. I know, you know a lot
of people are going through different things and and and
people are you know, trying to make sure they keep
food and stuff in the house because you know, time
like this, you know you kind of want to stay
put and and but you want to make sure you
got enough food and water and things like that. So
(01:47):
but but but what I wanted my reason for calling
you is I wanted to ask you how how much
money do we have in the account? Again the church account?
How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?
What what do you say? Your name was? Again, brother,
My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How
(02:08):
did you get my person to self one number to
be calling me at home this time of day? Well?
I got this numb from one of the brothers at
the church. What what brother, the church do they know
not to give my person a number out to to
people I don't know. Well, I'm I'm a but I'm
a but I'm a member though I'm a member. Well,
how how long you've been a member, Because I've been
passing this church for ten years and your name ain't
(02:30):
familiar to me. How long? How long have you been
a member of my church? I've been a member of
probably going on going on three years now, but I ain't.
I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.
You know, you know, I kind of got caught out there,
you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
So you you've been a member of my church two
or three years. You ain't been to the church, and
(02:52):
two to three years are you calling me to ask
me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand what
you're looking for. Well I am remember, so I mean
I do. How to Don't I have the right to
know what we got in there, what we got in
the account? Actually you don't. You don't have to right
to that question. If you don't actively come to the church.
You can't come to the church, sign of the church
(03:13):
and then call me three years later asking me what
we got going on at church. So I need to
understand what is your purpose? What you well like? I
say everybody going through hard times. I'm trying to see
what we got in there, because you know, I need
to pick up a few things from the stow. I
don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I be
able to lean it on my church? Though? You lean
(03:35):
on that. We We've done a lot of stuff in
the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We got a
food bank. We've been cashing out for people some money
that when we can. But you ain't been at this
church and three years. You can't call me after three
years and think I'm about to give you some money
for something I don't even know if you're a real member.
I am a real I'm a real member. So hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold hold hold on, past hold on,
(03:57):
hold on, hold on, no, nold on. Boy, Look here,
I'm trying to sit down here dinner with my family.
You're sitting here on my last Never look here, brother Thompson.
I don't know you. I ain't never heard of you.
You am not not to call here and try to
get some money out of me. You ain't even member
of the church. You can I am a member of
the church. Because you come to the church one time,
(04:19):
you ain't there back in three years and you come
to me for some money. I am a memory your mama.
You are not a member of this church, sir, I
am a member of the church. Look, look, look, let
me tell you something. I know. This ain't no, no,
I don't let me. Let me tell you where you
can't join my church two or three years ago and
called me three years later, get my number from somebody
(04:41):
and asked me for money because you're going through hard time. Now,
if you was a true member of the church, you'll
understand how we work and how we give money to
people that are struggling. I just delivered forty meals today
to our elderly. Huh. Last week we cash people money
to go kick up ross comparing what do you need?
Do you need my cash up? Then? Do you need my? Boy? Boy?
(05:03):
You gonna make me cause you ain't even tied them?
So how are you not tired? I told you I
have fell on bad times? Didn't I say I fell
on vad times? You feel bad times for three years? Hey? Hey,
you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, why
are you? Why are you judging me in opposed to
trying to figure out how to cash at me so
(05:23):
I can get on the number of my church. I
don't know if you some scam are just trying to
get money from the church. Sir. I have never met you.
I don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about
to call it the deacons to see who you are
and why they would give my number to some points
to call me and ask me for some money. Hey,
let me say this to you. If you don't cash
at me, then I'm feeling at all the members that
(05:44):
I know you. I know our church ain't no mega church.
You know we got three members already know so. But
but I would let every member know that you're not
cash happing me to help me in a time of need.
I will do that, Thompson. You can let them know.
You can Facebook Instagram and you can put it on
that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
(06:04):
you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't never
heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
off my phone. I got dinner with my wife about
to go on, man, and I ain't got tired to
be going back forth with you. I need to know
who gave you my number. I can call them up
and tell them don't be giving my number out some
stranger who ain't been our church in two to three
years and gonna ask me for some money, some cash
(06:26):
out or if you don't get off this phone. Who Okay,
so let me ask you something. So so you know
deacon uh, Marvin Dillett don't know dickon Mark And yeah,
what about him? Do you know he listened to the
radio every morning. Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey
Martin show. Pastor Haze, you just got pranked by your boy, deacon. Mom. Boy,
(06:48):
I see, and that's why decon mar him about to
get kicked off the board. You you got me in
my yard. Yeah. My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy.
They no, I mean that on the block. But you
almost made me cause you can't be doing that during
this time. Manast you all right? Man? Man, I'm good, man, baby, baby,
(07:09):
everything good. My wife's came out here. Boy. You don't
want how to set it off. You don't want the
first lady to go out, Okay, man, But now we
take care of our church, man, We feed them sending
the money man, deliver mills. Man, make sure abody good
during this time. That's good man, Hey man, before we
(07:29):
get off, you gotta let me know twenty baby, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land. Man, it's the Steve who have It
Morning show with that ignorant nephew talking. That's the man. Yeah,
the pass it said he wanted to say ignorant as
he didn't say it. Yeah, you almost went, yeah, you almost.
(07:56):
You can put it on Instagram ticks. Don't care what
you ttok and tag me in it. I just want
to give you my cash out so you can send
me a little something. That's all I want. This is
because he said tag me and nobody really older nose
tagging at all. He got all the language. Yeah, he
(08:17):
got all that, and you tag me on it right
right now. I need a little money passed. How much
we got in? I can't man robbed god yet you
have robbed me well and tied and then offer. Yeah
all you tied into the storehouse and I ain't forgotten
(08:43):
all right, catch me on Friday nights. Matter of fact,
this coming Friday, catch me on the two. Okay, ready
to love now. If you if you in Birminham, though,
then you should be at the show on Friday to
Friday too, said it too sudden, didn't neph You come
to town so record, card it record and bring you
some money. So record your showing and bring some money
(09:04):
at you. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew. Coming up
next Strawberry letter. I don't like the gifts he buys me.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I don't like the gifts he buys for me.
I don't like the gifts he buys for me. But
we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you back for his nap? What kind of gift? We're
(00:22):
gonna have to call the church today, y'all. We're gonna
have to call. Today's title is how much in the account?
Past who don't want to know that? How much is
in the account? And it shouldn't be, you know, back
and forth? Answer me and we can move on, back
(00:43):
and forth. Let me here, let's go cat though. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you
doing this is? This is brother lin Lena Thompson. How
you doing on? I'm good brother? How and how can
I help you? Today? House? I'm actually one of your
(01:05):
members at the church, and I want to just commend
you that you're doing a good job the way you
are displaying safety. Let me say that first and foremost
thank you. You know, we just want everybody to be
safe and healthy. And and your name again the brother
Lina Thompson, Okay, and and and other times I'm I'm
kind about to be in the middle of then, and
(01:26):
how can I help you? Brother? Well, here, here's what
I wanted to ask you, man, uh house, I want
to ask you this. I know, you know a lot
of people are going through different things and and and
people are you know, trying to make sure they keep
food and stuff in the house because you know, time
like this, you know you kind of want to stay
put and and but you want to make sure you
got enough food and water and things like that. So
(01:47):
but but but what I wanted my reason for calling
you is I wanted to ask you how how much
money do we have in the account? Again the church account?
How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?
What what do you say? Your name was? Again, brother,
My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How
(02:08):
did you get my person to self one number to
be calling me at home this time of day? Well?
I got this numb from one of the brothers at
the church. What what brother, the church do they know
not to give my person a number out to to
people I don't know. Well, I'm I'm a but I'm
a but I'm a member though I'm a member. Well,
how how long you've been a member, Because I've been
passing this church for ten years and your name ain't
(02:30):
familiar to me. How long? How long have you been
a member of my church? I've been a member of
probably going on going on three years now, but I ain't.
I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.
You know, you know, I kind of got caught out there,
you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
So you you've been a member of my church two
or three years. You ain't been to the church, and
(02:52):
two to three years are you calling me to ask
me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand what
you're looking for. Well I am remember, so I mean
I do. How to Don't I have the right to
know what we got in there, what we got in
the account? Actually you don't. You don't have to right
to that question. If you don't actively come to the church.
You can't come to the church, sign of the church
(03:13):
and then call me three years later asking me what
we got going on at church. So I need to
understand what is your purpose? What you well like? I
say everybody going through hard times. I'm trying to see
what we got in there, because you know, I need
to pick up a few things from the stow. I
don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I be
able to lean it on my church? Though? You lean
(03:35):
on that. We We've done a lot of stuff in
the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We got a
food bank. We've been cashing out for people some money
that when we can. But you ain't been at this
church and three years. You can't call me after three
years and think I'm about to give you some money
for something I don't even know if you're a real member.
I am a real I'm a real member. So hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold hold hold on, past hold on,
(03:57):
hold on, hold on, no, nold on. Boy, Look here,
I'm trying to sit down here dinner with my family.
You're sitting here on my last Never look here, brother Thompson.
I don't know you. I ain't never heard of you.
You am not not to call here and try to
get some money out of me. You ain't even member
of the church. You can I am a member of
the church. Because you come to the church one time,
(04:19):
you ain't there back in three years and you come
to me for some money. I am a memory your mama.
You are not a member of this church, sir, I
am a member of the church. Look, look, look, let
me tell you something. I know. This ain't no, no,
I don't let me. Let me tell you where you
can't join my church two or three years ago and
called me three years later, get my number from somebody
(04:41):
and asked me for money because you're going through hard time. Now,
if you was a true member of the church, you'll
understand how we work and how we give money to
people that are struggling. I just delivered forty meals today
to our elderly. Huh. Last week we cash people money
to go kick up ross comparing what do you need?
Do you need my cash up? Then? Do you need my? Boy? Boy?
(05:03):
You gonna make me cause you ain't even tied them?
So how are you not tired? I told you I
have fell on bad times? Didn't I say I fell
on vad times? You feel bad times for three years? Hey? Hey,
you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, why
are you? Why are you judging me in opposed to
trying to figure out how to cash at me so
(05:23):
I can get on the number of my church. I
don't know if you some scam are just trying to
get money from the church. Sir. I have never met you.
I don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about
to call it the deacons to see who you are
and why they would give my number to some points
to call me and ask me for some money. Hey,
let me say this to you. If you don't cash
at me, then I'm feeling at all the members that
(05:44):
I know you. I know our church ain't no mega church.
You know we got three members already know so. But
but I would let every member know that you're not
cash happing me to help me in a time of need.
I will do that, Thompson. You can let them know.
You can Facebook Instagram and you can put it on
that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
(06:04):
you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't never
heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
off my phone. I got dinner with my wife about
to go on, man, and I ain't got tired to
be going back forth with you. I need to know
who gave you my number. I can call them up
and tell them don't be giving my number out some
stranger who ain't been our church in two to three
years and gonna ask me for some money, some cash
(06:26):
out or if you don't get off this phone. Who Okay,
so let me ask you something. So so you know
deacon uh, Marvin Dillett don't know dickon Mark And yeah,
what about him? Do you know he listened to the
radio every morning. Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey
Martin show. Pastor Haze, you just got pranked by your boy, deacon. Mom. Boy,
(06:48):
I see, and that's why decon mar him about to
get kicked off the board. You you got me in
my yard. Yeah. My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy.
They no, I mean that on the block. But you
almost made me cause you can't be doing that during
this time. Manast you all right? Man? Man, I'm good, man, baby, baby,
(07:09):
everything good. My wife's came out here. Boy. You don't
want how to set it off. You don't want the
first lady to go out, Okay, man, But now we
take care of our church, man, We feed them sending
the money man, deliver mills. Man, make sure abody good
during this time. That's good man, Hey man, before we
(07:29):
get off, you gotta let me know twenty baby, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land. Man, it's the Steve who have It
Morning show with that ignorant nephew talking. That's the man. Yeah,
the pass it said he wanted to say ignorant as
he didn't say it. Yeah, you almost went, yeah, you almost.
(07:56):
You can put it on Instagram ticks. Don't care what
you ttok and tag me in it. I just want
to give you my cash out so you can send
me a little something. That's all I want. This is
because he said tag me and nobody really older nose
tagging at all. He got all the language. Yeah, he
(08:17):
got all that, and you tag me on it right
right now. I need a little money passed. How much
we got in? I can't man robbed god yet you
have robbed me well and tied and then offer. Yeah
all you tied into the storehouse and I ain't forgotten
(08:43):
all right, catch me on Friday nights. Matter of fact,
this coming Friday, catch me on the two. Okay, ready
to love now. If you if you in Birminham, though,
then you should be at the show on Friday to
Friday too, said it too sudden, didn't neph You come
to town so record, card it record and bring you
some money. So record your showing and bring some money
(09:04):
at you. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew. Coming up
next Strawberry letter. I don't like the gifts he buys me.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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