May 10, 2023 • 9 mins
Is a nursery the right place for an elderly man to get washed? Does Fool #1 really need a nursing home?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
the Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it
is not a big deal at all. It's not a
big deal at all.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, we'll get into.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That in just a few because right now it is
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What
you got for his nest?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, this is a big deal right here, sir uh,
I need you to wash me, to need you to
wash me, wash me. Whether the weather be cold, oh, weather,
the weather be hot, whatever the weather. We end this together,
(00:42):
weather we like it or not. What I did my
ex I did my excite quella. The weather be cold, weather,
the weather be hot, whatever the we we end this together,
whether we like it.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So the curtains, I need you to wash me.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Let's go here.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five on one.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm sorry, five one.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I need somebody to come down here the five on
one and and clean me up.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
to five on one and clean me up.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Sir, this is the nursery, not the nurse. I think
you might have don the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, I need to talk to the well nurse said,
that's who normally clean me up. I need to come
down here and clean me up, sir.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Who is this here?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's what I said. I need the nurse that come
down here to clean me up. I'm this ben playing
and all this stuff to clean me up because I've
been sitting here a long time and I ain't.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Nobody to come well, Sir, I think you dial the
wrong number. If you tell me where you are, I
can try to help you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed to get
here every all something I supposed to come to check on.
Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Is just a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
This is a nursery. We take care of children, here.
This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I'm sorry, you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse stations. This is a nursery. We have children here.
We take care of children. So I think you're down
the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, they said that that they're supposed to come clean
up every hour. They're supposed to come check on Now
I been I've been here n near three hours. Ain't
nobody come to check on me yet? Another? I need
somebody to come clean me up. And the uh, there's
a bad play in full and they just they they
just don't come check on us like they pull to
(03:27):
check on them. They I am checkolder.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
on you in your your bed hands.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So why would they let us sit here like they do?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nursing station.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I'm oh, my grandkid, I got small children as
my grandkids. I got my forty two grandkids. Forty that
comes in on Sunday. But soon did they leave the
people at the nurse stands and that they eat in
the bag and leave me here like this here two
or three hours. I'm about to come check on me.
Can you come down here and check this bad bag? Sir?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I can't do that. I need to get back to
the kids here that if we take care of at
sea my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
They come every Sunday after check and they.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Come see me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad
your kids come see you. And I'm going to get
off the phone now, but I hang up. You just
down the number right when you get off.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You're gonna come down here and come sick and clean
me up.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to
let you call back.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And why you all come clean me up? Why gonna
do that? Why just do it?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Sir.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When when when when? When? When? When? When I was
coming through the proposed to do the job you're doing
on the joby? Whatever your joby or that what you do?
I want five y two years straight? And I did
my job.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Okay, I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Come on down here and do what you're supposed to.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Do because I don't clean you know why, you'll young folks,
don't do your job.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Damn what You're gonna make me mad if you won't
get your get your dot here.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to
me like that.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You get your down here, come clean this and clean
me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting here like
this all the time. What's your name again?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It's Felicia, and I have really really nice to get.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Down here right now.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying
to right. You gonna calm down and quit talking to
me like that. I'm trying to help you now. That's
just rude speaking to me like that that this is
a nurser reach.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
A nose, supposed to do here right now.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
But you're not gonna talk to me like that. That's
just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that.
You talk kicking, I will kick yo in the wheelchair.
This seems to be the only language you understand is
me talking to you crazy. Since you talking to me
crazy is not coming down there. You stay in that stink.
How about that? You heard me? I said you stay
(06:20):
in this sank I'm not cleaning though. I've been trying
to tell you for the past five minutes, but you
won't shut up long enough to listen. I am not
coming down there to clean your why not. I've been
trying to tell you that is not my job. You
dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who are
(06:41):
you talking to like that? We'll bring it on there
if you think you can get in your wheelchair and
make it down here to the nursery to whoop my
can come the hell.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Owned listen when you would take a message from it
and give it to somebody?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
What's your what's your message done?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And?
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Uh? What else? H uh huh uh huhd what?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Okay? You got that part? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I got that part?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay? Gee?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Oh m.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
M wha?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What do it spell?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I must spell it out.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I'm not selling that. You tell me what it is?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What does that say?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I don't know. Nephew taught me.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Nephew tell me this, his nephew Timmy from the Steve
Holly Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your
sister Rinnita.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Oh oh my god boy, you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Were sitting up there like what in the world.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, you got.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Me, you got me? Oh baby, I got you, I
got you get I got one question for you, though,
what is What is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Shull. You got me good?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Did I do that there? That? I knew that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Hell? That's all a man?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Did I do that there? Yep?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
King of pranks? Come on now, thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
All right, all right, it's going down Saturday, May twenty
seventh at the Fox Stead of Detroit, Michigan. We got
down there, Rollins, Capone, Red Grant, we got Tony Robbins,
Kelly Cal's old juvenile in the building, My boy d
Ray Davis hosted about Yours truly nephew Tommy. It is
Jokes and Jams. Memorial Day Weekend at the Fox Theater
(08:45):
in Detroit, Michigan is going down. You got a load
of funny and a load of entertainment. Tickets are on
sale right now all ticket nats our Less as well
as the Fox Theater box office. Get your tickets now
because it's gonna be straight ignorant. Memorial Day Weekend hosted
by Yours Truly nephew, tell.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Me all right, nephew. Up next, my strawberry letter. The
subject it's not a big deal at all. We'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
the Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it
is not a big deal at all. It's not a
big deal at all.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, we'll get into.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That in just a few because right now it is
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What
you got for his nest?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, this is a big deal right here, sir uh,
I need you to wash me, to need you to
wash me, wash me. Whether the weather be cold, oh, weather,
the weather be hot, whatever the weather. We end this together,
(00:42):
weather we like it or not. What I did my
ex I did my excite quella. The weather be cold, weather,
the weather be hot, whatever the we we end this together,
whether we like it.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So the curtains, I need you to wash me.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Let's go here.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five on one.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm sorry, five one.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I need somebody to come down here the five on
one and and clean me up.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
to five on one and clean me up.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Sir, this is the nursery, not the nurse. I think
you might have don the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, I need to talk to the well nurse said,
that's who normally clean me up. I need to come
down here and clean me up, sir.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Who is this here?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's what I said. I need the nurse that come
down here to clean me up. I'm this ben playing
and all this stuff to clean me up because I've
been sitting here a long time and I ain't.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Nobody to come well, Sir, I think you dial the
wrong number. If you tell me where you are, I
can try to help you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed to get
here every all something I supposed to come to check on.
Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Is just a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
This is a nursery. We take care of children, here.
This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I'm sorry, you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse stations. This is a nursery. We have children here.
We take care of children. So I think you're down
the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, they said that that they're supposed to come clean
up every hour. They're supposed to come check on Now
I been I've been here n near three hours. Ain't
nobody come to check on me yet? Another? I need
somebody to come clean me up. And the uh, there's
a bad play in full and they just they they
just don't come check on us like they pull to
(03:27):
check on them. They I am checkolder.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
on you in your your bed hands.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So why would they let us sit here like they do?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nursing station.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I'm oh, my grandkid, I got small children as
my grandkids. I got my forty two grandkids. Forty that
comes in on Sunday. But soon did they leave the
people at the nurse stands and that they eat in
the bag and leave me here like this here two
or three hours. I'm about to come check on me.
Can you come down here and check this bad bag? Sir?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I can't do that. I need to get back to
the kids here that if we take care of at
sea my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
They come every Sunday after check and they.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Come see me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad
your kids come see you. And I'm going to get
off the phone now, but I hang up. You just
down the number right when you get off.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You're gonna come down here and come sick and clean
me up.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to
let you call back.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And why you all come clean me up? Why gonna
do that? Why just do it?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Sir.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When when when when? When? When? When? When I was
coming through the proposed to do the job you're doing
on the joby? Whatever your joby or that what you do?
I want five y two years straight? And I did
my job.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Okay, I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Come on down here and do what you're supposed to.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Do because I don't clean you know why, you'll young folks,
don't do your job.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Damn what You're gonna make me mad if you won't
get your get your dot here.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to
me like that.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You get your down here, come clean this and clean
me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting here like
this all the time. What's your name again?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It's Felicia, and I have really really nice to get.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Down here right now.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying
to right. You gonna calm down and quit talking to
me like that. I'm trying to help you now. That's
just rude speaking to me like that that this is
a nurser reach.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
A nose, supposed to do here right now.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
But you're not gonna talk to me like that. That's
just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that.
You talk kicking, I will kick yo in the wheelchair.
This seems to be the only language you understand is
me talking to you crazy. Since you talking to me
crazy is not coming down there. You stay in that stink.
How about that? You heard me? I said you stay
(06:20):
in this sank I'm not cleaning though. I've been trying
to tell you for the past five minutes, but you
won't shut up long enough to listen. I am not
coming down there to clean your why not. I've been
trying to tell you that is not my job. You
dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who are
(06:41):
you talking to like that? We'll bring it on there
if you think you can get in your wheelchair and
make it down here to the nursery to whoop my
can come the hell.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Owned listen when you would take a message from it
and give it to somebody?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
What's your what's your message done?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And?
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Uh? What else? H uh huh uh huhd what?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Okay? You got that part? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I got that part?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay? Gee?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Oh m.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
M wha?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What do it spell?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I must spell it out.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I'm not selling that. You tell me what it is?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What does that say?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I don't know. Nephew taught me.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Nephew tell me this, his nephew Timmy from the Steve
Holly Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your
sister Rinnita.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Oh oh my god boy, you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Were sitting up there like what in the world.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, you got.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Me, you got me? Oh baby, I got you, I
got you get I got one question for you, though,
what is What is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Shull. You got me good?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Did I do that there? That? I knew that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Hell? That's all a man?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Did I do that there? Yep?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
King of pranks? Come on now, thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
All right, all right, it's going down Saturday, May twenty
seventh at the Fox Stead of Detroit, Michigan. We got
down there, Rollins, Capone, Red Grant, we got Tony Robbins,
Kelly Cal's old juvenile in the building, My boy d
Ray Davis hosted about Yours truly nephew Tommy. It is
Jokes and Jams. Memorial Day Weekend at the Fox Theater
(08:45):
in Detroit, Michigan is going down. You got a load
of funny and a load of entertainment. Tickets are on
sale right now all ticket nats our Less as well
as the Fox Theater box office. Get your tickets now
because it's gonna be straight ignorant. Memorial Day Weekend hosted
by Yours Truly nephew, tell.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Me all right, nephew. Up next, my strawberry letter. The
subject it's not a big deal at all. We'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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