Limo Bank Job

This is Uncle Steve's favorite and it's all about mentoring. The limo driver is multi-faceted.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, guys, right
about four minutes after. It's my Struwberry letter for today's
subject variety is the spice of life. Right yeah, but
right now unless you marry right now. It is the nephew.
He is here with today's frank phone call. What you

(00:21):
got now? Yeah, limo bank job man, Thank you, thank you.
This is this is all about mentory. I like that. See,

(00:47):
good afternoon. I'm trying to get cecil get a secret
one of my boys. Game of your number, man, I'm
trying to get a car service for tonight. Okay, listen,
this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answering.
I had to call that about six seven times. They
keep rolling over to it, like go to a voicemail
or something. Okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony.

(01:11):
I got a customer in the back. Let me get
them happy. Can you you got a few moments, let
me get the dough form and all hold the phone.
All right, okay, cool, all right, thank you, have a
good eating alright to Yeah, what's up? Yeah? Now uh
you're saying you called the main line and you just
keep going to voicemail or something like can you call

(01:31):
the main line? But you know, I know I'm called
at last minute. I'm trying to get a get a
call for the night man. Okay, what you need? What listen?
We we got we got the STUV. We gotta up
to day or two. We got a couple of limits,
white up black. What you need if I could get
a I guess a lot of black limous ain't be cool. Okay,
we got that. We got that. What time where I'm
picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know?

(01:51):
For an hour? Because all I need is a out
where's it's sixty five hours of novel? But we only
do three hour minimum the first three hours sixty five Okay, okay,
see we'll see. Say so all I need is an hour?
Man really like forty five minutes. So do you think
they will work women where you can't get them? So
you're dealing with me, let me I'll tell you what

(02:12):
I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars and I'll
take k But now I want you to know I'm
gonna let them know everything. So I got to have
either credit card or receive it something on the KVE
to let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother,
I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with
that work face. One fifty, I give you one fifty
when you pick me up, that's no problem there. Where

(02:32):
am I picking you up? In? What times? All right?
I'm at ninety eight Village Drive and I need eight
Village dry okay when I need to? And when am
I taking your soup? I'm going downtown on Capitol Street, downtown,
the Capitol ste all right? And what time am I
picking you up? You could get me like at eleven
forty five to night that would be good. Then forty

(02:53):
five okay, at forty five minutes to an hour you're
gonna need them for Fiveday next and by twelve forty
five okay, good? Um, let me see and downtown Capital
what you didn't give me an address? I don't even
know the address. I'm going to um to Bank Bank
downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask you something? Uh?

(03:14):
Tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to get any business.
And though we don't ask questions usually, but a banking
night's gonna be closed. I mean you you you're not
going to work because I gotta take you back. So
you're dropping off of something somebody or something like that. No, no,
I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up
to see. What I need you to do is just
right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna
be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when

(03:35):
I come out, man, I need you to have to
call running and we need to get side of there.
Wa man, you you have me to run you down
to a bank at midnight and you're kicking something up
at midnight. And I got to be ready to go
when you come out, Me and my boys when we
come out of there, just when when we get it,
when we get back in the back of the limo,
I need you to I need you to put the
pedal down, man, and let's get out of there. Look here,

(03:57):
ye young brother, well, how old you man? I'm tony four. Yeah,
that's what I figured. Lookay, man, it sounds like you're
in some kind of shading. I don't do that. Brothers.
That's that's man. You know you're a driver dog. Your
job is to drive. If you pick somebody up First
of all, you a's gonna be asking nobody where they're going,
what doing you're supposed to drive? Let me say what

(04:18):
I'm telling you here. Man. Once if we come out
to Frank drive, try let me stop. That's why I'm driving.
Isn't working somewhere else driving because I was ignorant like
you at one time. Let me tell you something. But
I don't know your business and really don't care at
this point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like
this here. Brother. Let me tell you something, man. What

(04:39):
you need to do is get your young in some
type of training school or something to find yourself a job.
You're gonna go down. The enemy's gonna blow your brains out.
I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.
What I'm trying to do is pay you this one.
I'm fifty. You driving me where I'm trying to go,
and you ain't meet back to brothers. You can't get

(05:00):
no not even know advice. You need to listen to me.
That's what's wrong with you young now. Y're crazy. It's
rich right all overnight tight or you need to slow
down because they got something you feel me. They got
on on on man, hold on what you know. You
don't know nothing. You don't know, man, I need to
know how you're gonna be preaching to me down because
I've been that man that's on driving a limo. Because

(05:22):
I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep you
from going there because you won't like it. Look at
so that. I don't know what to tell you at
this point. First of all, I'm not doing it, so
you cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you
and all the other young brothers to do this thumb.
You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother.
You need to get your place because they gotta place
for you. So let me tell you something. They read

(05:43):
my offer. I read it anything my mama told me.
They didn't want me to know. They cut it out.
Do you feel me? They looked at me every night
where they wanted to feed me. Guy, it's that I
had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that man,
You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land.
Your brothers don't know what going on out here. You
got it easy. See. Now you're talking about going down.
They're robbing the bank. You ain't no bank ropper. Your

(06:04):
sound like no thund go with a remo. The way
you're going, you ain't making nothing because they were blowing
you on your I want about their paper. You don't
understand that? And you sure you ready for no jail?
Could I say one more thing to you? That? Yeah?
What is it? All I want to do is tell
you it is that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show and your boy card. They don't got
me the prank phone call you. I don't give a

(06:27):
who you are. If you around with them folks downtown,
they're gonna blow you where. They're gonna get your hundred
years under the jail. Did you do? Did you just
hear what I just said? Though? What you said something
about with my partner? You know I I no, no, no, no,
I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your boy the other another driver, Cordell got me the

(06:50):
prank phone call you. If you tell me, oh you
mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no,
this are you serious? Name? See so your boy Cornell
got me to pray phone call you. Man, I'm gonna
get that. I'm gonna get that when you lit my
fire man. Don't you know that? I mean my fight

(07:11):
moved how he said? Be careful, he said big. So
he's been he's been done there, even done some time.
Been that man. Calm down, baby, come down, man. I
got one more question to ask you. Man, what's the
baddest radio show in the lane? I want the Nephew Tommy,
but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, me

(07:35):
and your boy Cornell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna
get here and man meet you brother. I oh you
want to what do you think? I love it? I
love it. It is now my favorite go right with
the one in the closet, don't come out, classic classic,

(08:00):
come on club, We eat you man, listen to me.
I can't do nothing for you. I'm calling a long
I can see that dude sitting on the edge and
draw right does tell him to shut up? Ste Yeah,

(08:21):
shut your damn you get your ask. You're gonna get
your thank you nephew. Up next, it is today's Strawberry
letter subject variety is the spice of life. Right right
after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show,