June 1, 2023 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is everything Ain't funny. Okay, everything ain't funny.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean that we'll get into it, find out what
that's all about in just a few because right now
it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
What you got for us new.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Sure, I think we're gonna do something different here. I mean,
we're gonna be stupid. That's that's as as as normal.
But this right here is we're gonna make a love deposit.
A love deposit. Let me, let me, let me let
let me just show you what it is. He ideot,
let's go catch up.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hello, I'm Tiffany.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
This is Tiffany. Who's calling?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
This is Karen. How you doing. Hey, I didn't know
what I know. We've been. I know we've been going
going back and forth on the site talking and we
haven't you know, really talked yet.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So yeah, it's okay. I think I wasn't expecting a call,
but yeah, it's good to hear from you.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
It's good to hear from you, know, you know, I mean,
we've been we've been talking for well a long time, well,
texting and on the site for at least what five
weeks now.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, so really I'm glad you called a coon real seriously,
like an I love the voice.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
So I'm exciting.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
You know you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't think so. I just have to, like, you know,
go grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
it's pretty helping.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
a drink or two, just you know, kind of yeah,
a little bit of feel each other out if if
you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know, like,
I'm happy you called, and I would love to see
this weekend.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You got a place in mind?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
You know, I was thinking about letting you pick something,
because you know, i'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable,
with an atmosphere that you used to I think that
would be the best thing to do.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, Well, I love me. Look, I want to find out.
I'll pat you on that, but yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I just want to hang out a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm excited.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Good, good, what's good? For you, you know, if you
want to do Friday on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, let's do Let's do Saturday to give me, you know,
some time to like, you know, put myself together.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Six seven, text me you know the location or whatever
wherever you want me to you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Know, I'll be cool.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hey, I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Well one, okay, let's let's do this price, tell me this? What?
What what are we wearing? So I'm not don't want
to be over dressed, underdressed.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't really trip on that first take to be
two like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
You don't meet on the top. This ain't a Rocky
Nation brunch all right?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
All right? But if you don't mind, if I could
get you to do something for me, could you could
I give you my cash app for what? Well, what
I want to do is, you know, sometimes these things
actually go wrong. You know, I don't see it going
wrong with me and you because we've had you know,
the way we've been chit chatting and going back and
(03:25):
forth on the site. Things have been really really well.
You know, you know, I would like to get you know,
like a you know, a love deposit of two hundred
and fifty dollars that way of just going wrong. At
least I haven't wasted my time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Hold On, I'm just saying, what does happen? You said?
You want me to get your cast up and send
you a love deposit of two hundred and something dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Two fifty two fifty like you know that way? If this,
if this don't go right, you know, then at least
I haven't love It's like a love deposit, you know,
if it go if it goes right, you know, then
I give it back to you. If it don't go right,
you know, at least I haven't wasted my time. You
see what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
You serious?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I know?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and
uh yeah this is all weird and uh you know.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm coming about. I don't you really know what to say,
like other than you could probably love my number, like
you what we do? Like, don't call me like your corny.
I'm not interested, you bum like I'm straight, like I
don't know. Hold hold, hold hold on, I wasn't all
let I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
We've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's
been good. We've been we've been on the site talking
to each other.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So the two weeks though, you're trying to ask me
for a cash app for real, a love deposit? How
corny are you? Are you serious? Seriously?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Got you leave? Listen little tip tip on the reil.
If you believe in yourself, you you know what?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
If I believe in myself, you're so full, last out
of yours. You have lost your in mind? Okay, would
you please like gather your thoughts because I don't know
who you think you're talking to. For real, you know
what I'm saying. So I need to do two things.
Lose my number and don't don't look for me for real?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Show up like this is ridiculous, Like this is stupid,
you ignorant?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
For real?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Shut up?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Okay, okay, show me, show me where I'm wrong. If
you believe in yourself, If.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I believe in myself, chas do what you mean. If
I believe in myself, If you believe in yourself, your
chass will move around. Get off the phone and stop
wasting my time. For real, I'm about to hang out
right now for real?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Okay, okay, fray that before you hang up, Joey, you
could go, you could go your way, I can go.
Mind you don't want to meet the two fifty cools? Okay? Good?
You know what? What is? Is this your loss? Though tis?
(06:09):
This is your lady?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You gotta be out your rabbit eyed mine. Ain't no
lost this here, ain't no lost, this, ain't no lost.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
This this is okay? You know what? You know what
I knew this was gonna happen. You know, I want
a brother try to be real when a brother tried.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Hey, hey, you might as well. Hey, turn around, go
the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to
talk about black black men and brotherhood like this a
wrap for you. We don't need you out here. You're useless,
straight up, Like, don't call me destroy yourself for real.
I'm done with this.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Can I tell you something else for you? Lady? Real quick?
What I just want to let you know that this
is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
sister to shave. Let's shave, got me to pray fall call.
You said you gotta get my sister. She's been on
(07:06):
the right on this dating sight talking to this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Sorry, where is she at? This is stupid?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Oh movie, we got your baby, We got you good?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, god did. This is a crazy I'm gonna get her.
I'm gonna get her. This is crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
I tell you what, tell me this? What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
All right, okay, now, all right, okay, you mean all right?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
What what? What?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
What can y'all act like y'all? You know you know
it gets me every morning is like like you don't
want my stupid, like you don't desire mine stupid.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I don't get that By telling y'all just make me
you feel you make me feel unstupid, like you don't
want it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Twice we get it whether we want it or not.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, okay, but you make me feel bad now you
make me. But you know who won't it New York
won't it Earthquake Father's Day Comedy Show? They won't it.
It's going down Father's Day night. I left my family.
I've left my family to go to the New Jersey
Performing Art ten of the NJ Pack. I would be
their Father's Day night. I have left my wife and
kids to come be stupid for New Jersey and all
(08:26):
the surrounding way. I have come too far to turn
back down. I'm finna be stupid as all get out,
me and earthquake, Father's Day weekend, Father's Day Night, Sunday night. Now,
I'm not gonna make it Monday. I'm not gonna make
it Monday. I'm just gonna tell y'all I'm we're working Sunday.
I'm not gonna make it. What this? Let me say this,
(08:50):
Let me say that. July twenty third, Redondo Beach. That's
a Sunday, Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center. July twenty third,
Nephew Time in print. That's a Sunday. Listen, Listen, How
am I gonna do that Sunday? And get up and
come in here and play with y'all on Monday?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Where they do that? Are called?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Or coming up next? Strawberry Letter. Everything ain't funny as
a subject. We'll get into it right after this. You're
listening Morning Show
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is everything Ain't funny. Okay, everything ain't funny.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean that we'll get into it, find out what
that's all about in just a few because right now
it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
What you got for us new.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Sure, I think we're gonna do something different here. I mean,
we're gonna be stupid. That's that's as as as normal.
But this right here is we're gonna make a love deposit.
A love deposit. Let me, let me, let me let
let me just show you what it is. He ideot,
let's go catch up.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hello, I'm Tiffany.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
This is Tiffany. Who's calling?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
This is Karen. How you doing. Hey, I didn't know
what I know. We've been. I know we've been going
going back and forth on the site talking and we
haven't you know, really talked yet.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So yeah, it's okay. I think I wasn't expecting a call,
but yeah, it's good to hear from you.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
It's good to hear from you, know, you know, I mean,
we've been we've been talking for well a long time, well,
texting and on the site for at least what five
weeks now.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, so really I'm glad you called a coon real seriously,
like an I love the voice.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
So I'm exciting.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
You know you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't think so. I just have to, like, you know,
go grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
it's pretty helping.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
a drink or two, just you know, kind of yeah,
a little bit of feel each other out if if
you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know, like,
I'm happy you called, and I would love to see
this weekend.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You got a place in mind?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
You know, I was thinking about letting you pick something,
because you know, i'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable,
with an atmosphere that you used to I think that
would be the best thing to do.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, Well, I love me. Look, I want to find out.
I'll pat you on that, but yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I just want to hang out a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm excited.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Good, good, what's good? For you, you know, if you
want to do Friday on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, let's do Let's do Saturday to give me, you know,
some time to like, you know, put myself together.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Six seven, text me you know the location or whatever
wherever you want me to you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Know, I'll be cool.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hey, I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Well one, okay, let's let's do this price, tell me this? What?
What what are we wearing? So I'm not don't want
to be over dressed, underdressed.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't really trip on that first take to be
two like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
You don't meet on the top. This ain't a Rocky
Nation brunch all right?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
All right? But if you don't mind, if I could
get you to do something for me, could you could
I give you my cash app for what? Well, what
I want to do is, you know, sometimes these things
actually go wrong. You know, I don't see it going
wrong with me and you because we've had you know,
the way we've been chit chatting and going back and
(03:25):
forth on the site. Things have been really really well.
You know, you know, I would like to get you know,
like a you know, a love deposit of two hundred
and fifty dollars that way of just going wrong. At
least I haven't wasted my time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Hold On, I'm just saying, what does happen? You said?
You want me to get your cast up and send
you a love deposit of two hundred and something dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Two fifty two fifty like you know that way? If this,
if this don't go right, you know, then at least
I haven't love It's like a love deposit, you know,
if it go if it goes right, you know, then
I give it back to you. If it don't go right,
you know, at least I haven't wasted my time. You
see what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
You serious?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I know?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and
uh yeah this is all weird and uh you know.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm coming about. I don't you really know what to say,
like other than you could probably love my number, like
you what we do? Like, don't call me like your corny.
I'm not interested, you bum like I'm straight, like I
don't know. Hold hold, hold hold on, I wasn't all
let I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
We've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's
been good. We've been we've been on the site talking
to each other.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So the two weeks though, you're trying to ask me
for a cash app for real, a love deposit? How
corny are you? Are you serious? Seriously?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Got you leave? Listen little tip tip on the reil.
If you believe in yourself, you you know what?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
If I believe in myself, you're so full, last out
of yours. You have lost your in mind? Okay, would
you please like gather your thoughts because I don't know
who you think you're talking to. For real, you know
what I'm saying. So I need to do two things.
Lose my number and don't don't look for me for real?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Show up like this is ridiculous, Like this is stupid,
you ignorant?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
For real?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Shut up?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Okay, okay, show me, show me where I'm wrong. If
you believe in yourself, If.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I believe in myself, chas do what you mean. If
I believe in myself, If you believe in yourself, your
chass will move around. Get off the phone and stop
wasting my time. For real, I'm about to hang out
right now for real?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Okay, okay, fray that before you hang up, Joey, you
could go, you could go your way, I can go.
Mind you don't want to meet the two fifty cools? Okay? Good?
You know what? What is? Is this your loss? Though tis?
(06:09):
This is your lady?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You gotta be out your rabbit eyed mine. Ain't no
lost this here, ain't no lost, this, ain't no lost.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
This this is okay? You know what? You know what
I knew this was gonna happen. You know, I want
a brother try to be real when a brother tried.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Hey, hey, you might as well. Hey, turn around, go
the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to
talk about black black men and brotherhood like this a
wrap for you. We don't need you out here. You're useless,
straight up, Like, don't call me destroy yourself for real.
I'm done with this.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Can I tell you something else for you? Lady? Real quick?
What I just want to let you know that this
is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
sister to shave. Let's shave, got me to pray fall call.
You said you gotta get my sister. She's been on
(07:06):
the right on this dating sight talking to this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Sorry, where is she at? This is stupid?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Oh movie, we got your baby, We got you good?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, god did. This is a crazy I'm gonna get her.
I'm gonna get her. This is crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
I tell you what, tell me this? What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
All right, okay, now, all right, okay, you mean all right?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
What what? What?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
What can y'all act like y'all? You know you know
it gets me every morning is like like you don't
want my stupid, like you don't desire mine stupid.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I don't get that By telling y'all just make me
you feel you make me feel unstupid, like you don't
want it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Twice we get it whether we want it or not.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, okay, but you make me feel bad now you
make me. But you know who won't it New York
won't it Earthquake Father's Day Comedy Show? They won't it.
It's going down Father's Day night. I left my family.
I've left my family to go to the New Jersey
Performing Art ten of the NJ Pack. I would be
their Father's Day night. I have left my wife and
kids to come be stupid for New Jersey and all
(08:26):
the surrounding way. I have come too far to turn
back down. I'm finna be stupid as all get out,
me and earthquake, Father's Day weekend, Father's Day Night, Sunday night. Now,
I'm not gonna make it Monday. I'm not gonna make
it Monday. I'm just gonna tell y'all I'm we're working Sunday.
I'm not gonna make it. What this? Let me say this,
(08:50):
Let me say that. July twenty third, Redondo Beach. That's
a Sunday, Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center. July twenty third,
Nephew Time in print. That's a Sunday. Listen, Listen, How
am I gonna do that Sunday? And get up and
come in here and play with y'all on Monday?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Where they do that? Are called?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Or coming up next? Strawberry Letter. Everything ain't funny as
a subject. We'll get into it right after this. You're
listening Morning Show
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