April 20, 2021 • 9 mins
Fool #1 calls a man to tell him that he is marrying his daughter. Isn't it more appropriate to ask?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject he wants women on the side. We'll get into
that in a little bit, but right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What's going on?
Me and your baby getting married? Huh? Me and your
(00:26):
baby getting married? Let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read.
I'm trying to reach Mr. Yes, Hey, Mr. How you doing.
I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling
the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,
I got the right Hey. Listen. What I wanted to
(00:46):
do Mr Richards is called and introduce myself to you
and let you know who I was. My name is
Jeff Jill, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know,
pretty was like the last five or six months, and
I wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very
very interested in you. And I know it's kind of
(01:09):
crazy for you to get a phone call for me
when I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I
wanted to, you know, I just wanted to do the
man thing and just reach out to your man and
say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your
daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what
(01:30):
my name is Jell? Jell? Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen. I'm
very close with my daughter, and my daughter has never
ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,
I don't know what that's about. But it's been like
about five close to six months that me and Crystal
being you know, going out, you know, up here at
(01:51):
the school. But what I wanted to do is tell
you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
I'm really really interested in man and Crystal. You know,
I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife.
Well again, I've never heard you before, and my daughter
(02:13):
has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody
right now. My daughter isn't god school. I understand that.
And you know, we you know, it's been you know,
we've been you know a little back and forth or whatever.
But you know, the main thing and me and Cristal really,
you know, we really we really do love each other. Mr.
I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would
(02:33):
have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,
you know what, you know, and maybe it's a situation
where Christina is like a little maybe a little uneasy
about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
My can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,
right right? You like you, I talked to my daughter everything,
your daughter? And how old is your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen?
(02:55):
Hold hold on, woman, man, you said your daughter was fifteen,
right right? Right? Okay, Well howld are you? I'm forty six,
forty six, forty six years old? You want to man,
twenty five year old daughter? He let me say this
right here. Love ain't got no limit, man, And I
(03:18):
understand you know, I was a little shocked at first
about the age difference between us, but you get you
know what, man, I'm me okay, and I understand that.
But what I'm trying to explain to you, man, is
that it comes a time man when you just you
just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just love
is love, man, And you've been locked up on parole
(03:38):
at the university on work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man,
I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Christal is just
a beautiful person. Man, hold on, man, you calling me
at the Blue Look Man, come of work. I got
a lot of work on my damn desk and you're
calling me telling me up form A gentle bird wants
to marry my daughter my twentye I have your daughter
(04:01):
and you damn that fifty You damn that my age.
You want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm not trying
to talk to you. But what I need to do
is I need to talk to Crystal. Get to the
bottom of this. That's what the hell I need to do.
And I understand that Mr. You was probably gonna I
want to talk to and I ain't got no problem
with it. What I'm trying to explain to you is
that man, little ain't got no limit. Man, It's just
(04:21):
something that holmed. Crystal love me, I love huh and
and it is what it is. I just wanted to
try to get your blessings on this. You can't get
love still, man, he get gonna marry my daughter. Now.
My daughter's been a private school and I love damn life.
She was on the day all four years of college
and she's going to grad school and you're gonna mary
(04:43):
my daughter. You man, you're working me. Mr. I understand
that what I'm what I'm trying to explain to you
that you know what, man, sometimes I love is right
the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. What
the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.
What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out
with me on the first what I wanted to do, Man,
it's just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. They
(05:07):
got to do it, dude. But the hell don't you
talking about it? Look? Look, look, look, look, I got
to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and
I'm gonna find on what the hell is going on,
because yes, man, I'm not even trying to have this
conversation with you, and I understand all that. I understand
what you're saying. What I want to say to you
is just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even if
(05:29):
you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat low
and make sure that we can look at him. You
ain't doing things with my daughter unless it's mine. Look, yeah, man,
you ain't doing I don't even know your jail bird.
You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my daughter. Final you
really are dust your mind. Just think your old jail bird.
(05:54):
It's gonna be Mary and my daughter. My daughter has
not a future, you know, ain't got it's wrong with you.
I'm not gonna sit there and go back and forth
with you, Mrs Me and Crystal getting married. That will
not happen under any circumstances. What you think the circumstances
are me and Crystal getting married. That's it. Not the love.
I don't know what you think. You as long you
(06:18):
know what that's gotta be. I got one more thing
I need to stay and then me and Crystal just
gonna come over there and dry down there and tell
you exactly what's going on in our life. Right now.
You got to say to me, are you listening to me? Yes?
You got to say to me. I got to say this.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
(06:39):
You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.
I'm outside my job. Let people look at me. I'm crazy. Man,
(07:01):
Your baby girl just wanted to put a smile on
your face. Man, I gotta ask you what he is?
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, Harvey Morning Show. That one he
(07:22):
to win outside step outside to cut you out. Yeah,
because here, good dude, But you think you fitn' do? What? Man?
Second time? It's your second marriage, your second you hold
(07:43):
a minute, you got to I'm forty six, man. I
talked to my daughter every day just like you do. What.
Oh my goodness, man, he was so teens on a
roll all the years. She got a future. You ain't
(08:04):
got blake. Well he was done with he was letting
him no, no, pardon, this ain't gonna happen. Wait to
talk to Oh oh man? What can I say? Ready
to Love? Ready Love? It's coming up Friday, don't you don't? Ladies,
did y'all watch Ready to Love this past Fridy? We did?
(08:24):
That's all I want to hear. Okay, all right, all right,
we got rid of a couple more people getting to you.
Did you see Joel breakdown? Did you see it? Yeah?
You know what you're favorite. Yeah, you had a good
man moment, you know when you had all the men there.
I love that moment with all the men. You guys
had the bonding everything. That was really a nice great Yeah,
(08:49):
Ready to Love Friday Night on own A. That's nine
eight Central. You don't want to miss its hosted by
yours truly. Yeah, tune in all right, well, thank you nephew.
Coming up Strawberry Letters, subject he wants women on the side.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject he wants women on the side. We'll get into
that in a little bit, but right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What's going on?
Me and your baby getting married? Huh? Me and your
(00:26):
baby getting married? Let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read.
I'm trying to reach Mr. Yes, Hey, Mr. How you doing.
I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling
the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,
I got the right Hey. Listen. What I wanted to
(00:46):
do Mr Richards is called and introduce myself to you
and let you know who I was. My name is
Jeff Jill, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know,
pretty was like the last five or six months, and
I wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very
very interested in you. And I know it's kind of
(01:09):
crazy for you to get a phone call for me
when I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I
wanted to, you know, I just wanted to do the
man thing and just reach out to your man and
say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your
daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what
(01:30):
my name is Jell? Jell? Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen. I'm
very close with my daughter, and my daughter has never
ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,
I don't know what that's about. But it's been like
about five close to six months that me and Crystal
being you know, going out, you know, up here at
(01:51):
the school. But what I wanted to do is tell
you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
I'm really really interested in man and Crystal. You know,
I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife.
Well again, I've never heard you before, and my daughter
(02:13):
has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody
right now. My daughter isn't god school. I understand that.
And you know, we you know, it's been you know,
we've been you know a little back and forth or whatever.
But you know, the main thing and me and Cristal really,
you know, we really we really do love each other. Mr.
I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would
(02:33):
have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,
you know what, you know, and maybe it's a situation
where Christina is like a little maybe a little uneasy
about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
My can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,
right right? You like you, I talked to my daughter everything,
your daughter? And how old is your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen?
(02:55):
Hold hold on, woman, man, you said your daughter was fifteen,
right right? Right? Okay, Well howld are you? I'm forty six,
forty six, forty six years old? You want to man,
twenty five year old daughter? He let me say this
right here. Love ain't got no limit, man, And I
(03:18):
understand you know, I was a little shocked at first
about the age difference between us, but you get you
know what, man, I'm me okay, and I understand that.
But what I'm trying to explain to you, man, is
that it comes a time man when you just you
just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just love
is love, man, And you've been locked up on parole
(03:38):
at the university on work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man,
I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Christal is just
a beautiful person. Man, hold on, man, you calling me
at the Blue Look Man, come of work. I got
a lot of work on my damn desk and you're
calling me telling me up form A gentle bird wants
to marry my daughter my twentye I have your daughter
(04:01):
and you damn that fifty You damn that my age.
You want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm not trying
to talk to you. But what I need to do
is I need to talk to Crystal. Get to the
bottom of this. That's what the hell I need to do.
And I understand that Mr. You was probably gonna I
want to talk to and I ain't got no problem
with it. What I'm trying to explain to you is
that man, little ain't got no limit. Man, It's just
(04:21):
something that holmed. Crystal love me, I love huh and
and it is what it is. I just wanted to
try to get your blessings on this. You can't get
love still, man, he get gonna marry my daughter. Now.
My daughter's been a private school and I love damn life.
She was on the day all four years of college
and she's going to grad school and you're gonna mary
(04:43):
my daughter. You man, you're working me. Mr. I understand
that what I'm what I'm trying to explain to you
that you know what, man, sometimes I love is right
the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. What
the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.
What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out
with me on the first what I wanted to do, Man,
it's just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. They
(05:07):
got to do it, dude. But the hell don't you
talking about it? Look? Look, look, look, look, I got
to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and
I'm gonna find on what the hell is going on,
because yes, man, I'm not even trying to have this
conversation with you, and I understand all that. I understand
what you're saying. What I want to say to you
is just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even if
(05:29):
you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat low
and make sure that we can look at him. You
ain't doing things with my daughter unless it's mine. Look, yeah, man,
you ain't doing I don't even know your jail bird.
You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my daughter. Final you
really are dust your mind. Just think your old jail bird.
(05:54):
It's gonna be Mary and my daughter. My daughter has
not a future, you know, ain't got it's wrong with you.
I'm not gonna sit there and go back and forth
with you, Mrs Me and Crystal getting married. That will
not happen under any circumstances. What you think the circumstances
are me and Crystal getting married. That's it. Not the love.
I don't know what you think. You as long you
(06:18):
know what that's gotta be. I got one more thing
I need to stay and then me and Crystal just
gonna come over there and dry down there and tell
you exactly what's going on in our life. Right now.
You got to say to me, are you listening to me? Yes?
You got to say to me. I got to say this.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
(06:39):
You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.
I'm outside my job. Let people look at me. I'm crazy. Man,
(07:01):
Your baby girl just wanted to put a smile on
your face. Man, I gotta ask you what he is?
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, Harvey Morning Show. That one he
(07:22):
to win outside step outside to cut you out. Yeah,
because here, good dude, But you think you fitn' do? What? Man?
Second time? It's your second marriage, your second you hold
(07:43):
a minute, you got to I'm forty six, man. I
talked to my daughter every day just like you do. What.
Oh my goodness, man, he was so teens on a
roll all the years. She got a future. You ain't
(08:04):
got blake. Well he was done with he was letting
him no, no, pardon, this ain't gonna happen. Wait to
talk to Oh oh man? What can I say? Ready
to Love? Ready Love? It's coming up Friday, don't you don't? Ladies,
did y'all watch Ready to Love this past Fridy? We did?
(08:24):
That's all I want to hear. Okay, all right, all right,
we got rid of a couple more people getting to you.
Did you see Joel breakdown? Did you see it? Yeah?
You know what you're favorite. Yeah, you had a good
man moment, you know when you had all the men there.
I love that moment with all the men. You guys
had the bonding everything. That was really a nice great Yeah,
(08:49):
Ready to Love Friday Night on own A. That's nine
eight Central. You don't want to miss its hosted by
yours truly. Yeah, tune in all right, well, thank you nephew.
Coming up Strawberry Letters, subject he wants women on the side.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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