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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for it today and the subject is
he is too loud for my apartment. Okay, we'll get
into that find out what that's all about in just
a few because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got
for us?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I got it for you, Shirley, I got it, I
got it. This right here is mister Wiggins. Mister Wiggins. Hey,
we've been on the road this week. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We don't have some ws this week, but this is
around here. You know, this is mister Wiggins. All right,
mister Wiggins, excise again. You want it again, whether we
be okay, what else if y'all don't, if y'all don't
(00:55):
want it co all right, this is mister Wiggins.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Come on, mister Wiggins, let's go. Can't talk. Hello, Hello, Hi,
my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We came out and cut your yard yesterday and we're
trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That
we cut the front the back. We also did your hedges,
put some mulch in the fly beds, the weed eating
in the whole nine yards. And we also left an
invoice on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got
that as well.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yo, I cut my yards, man, I want thrown around.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Look dude, but I was trying to forgot who he'll
cut it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Sir, Yeah, we cut it as if yesterday you were
actually on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We will. I'm actually just calling as a follow up.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Hi, Hell I get on the schedules, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Hell? No, man, I'm wigging for fifty man. You cut
the wrong house, that Nick dough man. I guess you
need to put your inboards on the dough Sir.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Sir, you you're not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Say man, I'll just tell you I'm fifty three and
I'm missed the wiggers. You don't cut the wrong No,
y'all need to go miss long house, get your one
because you ain't cut you got the wrong house. No,
sir coming over here trying to collect no money?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, sir, hold on this second. Here you're saying you
don't cut.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
The wrong yard. No, no schedule, I ain't tell you
come over here and cut, and you go over there
talking Malone get your money. You can't.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So there's no way we can charge mister Malone if
we haven't cut his yard.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Now, let's let's you need to take over there cutting
mister malone yard. Let's putake memoirs and his You know
you ain't cut sir, thing at this, sir, not one
cut the wrong beyond you go cut the right yard
and get right that there was you ain't got. You
ain't getting thing this out. Okay, I say that I
(02:52):
ain't call no maud of the cut over here. You
go over that and cut his right and get him
real voice you ain't get.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I understand that, sir. Listen.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What I want to say is, uh, well, we'll go
over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard. I
understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. I understood.
You say that you did like the services, So wouldn't
it be even right for you to actually go ahead
and send the invoice in along with the checks since
you did like the services?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Whatever did? Listening like yo is target because then I
just tell you cut the wrong your cut the right
yard and get your money. You ain't got nothing but
practice here.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir, I
understand that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But you got the services, and you like the services.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't want to have to come out there and
get the money from you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well, come on and determined. Come on, a determiner. I
got something. Come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But you said you liked that.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I wouldn't give them if I said the moon was
bring you cut the wrong yard. You go get your
money from the right. You ain't getting fill. So I
got some place. You come on over you let you
see what you get. Cut the room trying to get
my money you ain't get Now you you can go
(04:13):
get you from the right either right in that door,
go cut that and leave that paper over there.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm coming over there.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You want me to start some I start them. I
ain't gonna come round there and do and be charging
me though money. Now, yeah, I got more heat in
heil get money if you want to can't get it.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get
our money back.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
To get to what You coming around here trying to
get some broney. Now I tell you don't cut Come
on yard like you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm gonna tell you, don't make me whoop y'all behind
this yard.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You come home and we'll come home here to our
whoop y'all behind in the front yard that just got
cut your man, man, hang your pamp and you come
trying to get that money. I'm suching, don't you, Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I got one more thing to tell you when you're listening.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Now you standing up now, I'm you got wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I've got one more thing to tell you.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And you listening, mister Wickens, Look, this is nephew Timmy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You just got pranked. Hello, what.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Good William?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Look at him? Your boy Gary just pranked you.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
We're laughing now.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
But I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Let me ask you something though, Man, what is the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Man, it's the Steve Hall.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean still wigging cut the wrong yard, potting it
up with you to have done ain't about you ain't
getting no money on hill.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Play the wrong y'all that ain't gotten to look good?
Thank you? But you cut the wrong y'all when left
think you cut the yard?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh see that you know he's done it. He's done well.
He's done it. I had with him.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I got on top of the tour role. I had
a seated tour role when I lived in Dallas. Probably
you know one of the moors that sit on you know,
like people have in the suburbs. You know that ain't
nothing exotic. A lot of people got damned. But I
was cutting the back. I used to like doing that.
It was therapeutic for me. About two thousand and three, two.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Years ago, so that's yeah years, twenty years ago. He
ain't got no longer more on his property.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Now you know that.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I think I'll do a lot of stuff I didn't.
I just figure that out every different. He don't do
a lot of stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, you're a new homeowner. Did you get your lawn
war You're good? You got one?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh no, no, no, man cut my yard he could have. Yes,
I have a first yard. Say I'm good. There you go, yeah, yeah,
yeah good. I'll tell you what other thing I did
that you probably did in a while. I had to
go up in the attic and change the air filter.
When the last time you did that up?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't even know what air filter. When you smell good,
when you when your grass. Just get cute. Welcome, welcome, baby.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You in there. Man, Now, I don't think they have
the air filters. You got air filters. You gotta you
gotta have you just now. I put up o zone
system in the What the one that covered the earth
(08:06):
the whole layer?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
What's the zone system?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
The thing you put in your house. It helps reduce
infection and COVID came out, the big covid thing. And
then you helps with the cut down on any odd
allergenics that's in the air, if that's a word. Yeah,
or allergenics, you know, allergenics? Is that the smaller group
(08:36):
of people? The allergenic singing.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Zone system in his house?
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, oh god, let's be nice. We don't. Let's be
nice man, everybody it is. Doesn't he look happy?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's nice?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Allergenic system code? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Listen coming up next strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The subject is he's too loud for my apartment. We'll
get into that right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for it today and the subject is
he is too loud for my apartment. Okay, we'll get
into that find out what that's all about in just
a few because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got
for us?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I got it for you, Shirley, I got it, I
got it. This right here is mister Wiggins. Mister Wiggins. Hey,
we've been on the road this week. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We don't have some ws this week, but this is
around here. You know, this is mister Wiggins. All right,
mister Wiggins, excise again. You want it again, whether we
be okay, what else if y'all don't, if y'all don't
(00:55):
want it co all right, this is mister Wiggins.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Come on, mister Wiggins, let's go. Can't talk. Hello, Hello, Hi,
my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We came out and cut your yard yesterday and we're
trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That
we cut the front the back. We also did your hedges,
put some mulch in the fly beds, the weed eating
in the whole nine yards. And we also left an
invoice on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got
that as well.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yo, I cut my yards, man, I want thrown around.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Look dude, but I was trying to forgot who he'll
cut it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Sir, Yeah, we cut it as if yesterday you were
actually on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We will. I'm actually just calling as a follow up.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Hi, Hell I get on the schedules, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Hell? No, man, I'm wigging for fifty man. You cut
the wrong house, that Nick dough man. I guess you
need to put your inboards on the dough Sir.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Sir, you you're not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Say man, I'll just tell you I'm fifty three and
I'm missed the wiggers. You don't cut the wrong No,
y'all need to go miss long house, get your one
because you ain't cut you got the wrong house. No,
sir coming over here trying to collect no money?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, sir, hold on this second. Here you're saying you
don't cut.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
The wrong yard. No, no schedule, I ain't tell you
come over here and cut, and you go over there
talking Malone get your money. You can't.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So there's no way we can charge mister Malone if
we haven't cut his yard.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Now, let's let's you need to take over there cutting
mister malone yard. Let's putake memoirs and his You know
you ain't cut sir, thing at this, sir, not one
cut the wrong beyond you go cut the right yard
and get right that there was you ain't got. You
ain't getting thing this out. Okay, I say that I
(02:52):
ain't call no maud of the cut over here. You
go over that and cut his right and get him
real voice you ain't get.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I understand that, sir. Listen.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What I want to say is, uh, well, we'll go
over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard. I
understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. I understood.
You say that you did like the services, So wouldn't
it be even right for you to actually go ahead
and send the invoice in along with the checks since
you did like the services?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Whatever did? Listening like yo is target because then I
just tell you cut the wrong your cut the right
yard and get your money. You ain't got nothing but
practice here.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir, I
understand that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But you got the services, and you like the services.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't want to have to come out there and
get the money from you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well, come on and determined. Come on, a determiner. I
got something. Come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But you said you liked that.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I wouldn't give them if I said the moon was
bring you cut the wrong yard. You go get your
money from the right. You ain't getting fill. So I
got some place. You come on over you let you
see what you get. Cut the room trying to get
my money you ain't get Now you you can go
(04:13):
get you from the right either right in that door,
go cut that and leave that paper over there.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm coming over there.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You want me to start some I start them. I
ain't gonna come round there and do and be charging
me though money. Now, yeah, I got more heat in
heil get money if you want to can't get it.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get
our money back.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
To get to what You coming around here trying to
get some broney. Now I tell you don't cut Come
on yard like you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm gonna tell you, don't make me whoop y'all behind
this yard.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You come home and we'll come home here to our
whoop y'all behind in the front yard that just got
cut your man, man, hang your pamp and you come
trying to get that money. I'm suching, don't you, Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I got one more thing to tell you when you're listening.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Now you standing up now, I'm you got wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I've got one more thing to tell you.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And you listening, mister Wickens, Look, this is nephew Timmy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You just got pranked. Hello, what.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Good William?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Look at him? Your boy Gary just pranked you.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
We're laughing now.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
But I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Let me ask you something though, Man, what is the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Man, it's the Steve Hall.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean still wigging cut the wrong yard, potting it
up with you to have done ain't about you ain't
getting no money on hill.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Play the wrong y'all that ain't gotten to look good?
Thank you? But you cut the wrong y'all when left
think you cut the yard?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh see that you know he's done it. He's done well.
He's done it. I had with him.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I got on top of the tour role. I had
a seated tour role when I lived in Dallas. Probably
you know one of the moors that sit on you know,
like people have in the suburbs. You know that ain't
nothing exotic. A lot of people got damned. But I
was cutting the back. I used to like doing that.
It was therapeutic for me. About two thousand and three, two.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Years ago, so that's yeah years, twenty years ago. He
ain't got no longer more on his property.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Now you know that.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I think I'll do a lot of stuff I didn't.
I just figure that out every different. He don't do
a lot of stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, you're a new homeowner. Did you get your lawn
war You're good? You got one?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh no, no, no, man cut my yard he could have. Yes,
I have a first yard. Say I'm good. There you go, yeah, yeah,
yeah good. I'll tell you what other thing I did
that you probably did in a while. I had to
go up in the attic and change the air filter.
When the last time you did that up?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't even know what air filter. When you smell good,
when you when your grass. Just get cute. Welcome, welcome, baby.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You in there. Man, Now, I don't think they have
the air filters. You got air filters. You gotta you
gotta have you just now. I put up o zone
system in the What the one that covered the earth
(08:06):
the whole layer?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
What's the zone system?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
The thing you put in your house. It helps reduce
infection and COVID came out, the big covid thing. And
then you helps with the cut down on any odd
allergenics that's in the air, if that's a word. Yeah,
or allergenics, you know, allergenics? Is that the smaller group
(08:36):
of people? The allergenic singing.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Zone system in his house?
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, oh god, let's be nice. We don't. Let's be
nice man, everybody it is. Doesn't he look happy?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's nice?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Allergenic system code? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Listen coming up next strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The subject is he's too loud for my apartment. We'll
get into that right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.
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