May 18, 2023 • 9 mins
Fool #1 accuses a man for stealing his auntie's bike.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is get this subject, guys. He had
on brand new boxers. What did you do it with
some new draw We'll get those from We'll find out.
We'll find out what's going on with that in just
(00:22):
a few because right now it is time for the
birthday boy and today's prank phone call what you got
for his birthday?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
One time for the birthday boy. This right here is
my auntie's bike. My Auntie's bike. Pull over, throw it in, Paul,
be late for work. This right here gonna make you
run into my auntie's bike. Let's go, cat doog.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond. Hey man, just
this this K dub Man. Listen, do you know somebody
to live on? Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My mama, stay on?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who is this? Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie,
Miss Tinsley, she live online now. My auntie said, you
came over here and stole a bicycle and some other
stuff out of her garage.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Told her, well, first of all, who is you, man?
I stole the bike? Somebody garage?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Who is Kate.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I don't know no k doub This is Kate dub Man.
My auntie, Miss Tinsley, lived down the street from your mama,
and my auntie tell you the one came over in
and took a bike in a toolbox or somebody that garage. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
First of all, I don't even know, no, damn miss Tinsley.
And second ar I don't steal your Your unty Miss
Tinsley said I stole somebody her garage. Put put on
the phone, man, put your amy on the phone. I
ain't stolen nothing from nowhe I ain't.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Got She can't talk. My auntie can't talk to you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why she can't talk? She said I stole something.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
No, my my auntie death. She signed language me and
told me that you the one stole stole the bike,
your unti death.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And she told you she signed language you and said
I stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
On wait just a minute, how you get my number?
Hold on sign language and mean not hold on okay,
She say quit all that damn line. You know, damn
well you're the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
He may hold So your auntie is cutting me out
through you the sign language that you're telling me that
I just stole the damn bike. Say man, first of all, hell,
you even get my number?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Man, I got your numbers that lived down the street
that ask them for miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Miss to my mama.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, okay, we look, man, the people down the street
are but then the new your number. I told them
I needed to talk to you. To them, I ain't
told me that that you was the one that stole
the bike out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying
to right.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Can you can all right? Can you sign language back
to your ain't it?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I can sign back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bike. How about that?
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn like right now, man,
hold on, grown man.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm trying to tell one right now. Wait a minute, Okay,
hold on. She's saying something. She said, you're black's lying
and you know that well you got this bike.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
May look, kid, man, you your death painting that street
off with nobody on this street except for my mama.
I'm a grown man, so I gotta steal a bike
for your death. She must be dumb too. She's death
had dug she's like I sold something.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Ya.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I mean, I don't even know y'all.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you He ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay, I ain't.
He don't never lie. And if Miss Tinley saying that
that that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't gonna be lying and just to be lying.
Watch you just gonna lie on you, Watch you gonna
put you out. Man. You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't know what's going on, but I ain't got
no reason to steal no biking. Now, I'm a I
got a car that ain't paid for I got. I'm
a grown man. I'm trying to get cussed it in
my son. So I'm gonna come in somebody garage instead
of Mike. Is you crave it? You crazy? She is
maink get out of my line with that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, MI AIN'TI talking what
she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to see
what she's saying. You say that black, No, damn well,
he took that bike and he better bring that damn bike.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Looking, man, I don't know what you sit on my line. Man,
I ain't took no bike. The dump ain't his line.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Do easy. It's even hey, dog, you gonna tell you something.
You're gonna respect mi Ami. You hear me say, man, you're.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Gonna respect me. You call my phone with him? I
mean to try to get my together. You call me
some who aren't you?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
What are you? I don't know this is I don't
know man. I'm K Dub. Everybody know K Dub.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I ain't never heard of no k Dub.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
In my life.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
I heard a bouy, no death lady. I ain't seen
no bike. Get off my line.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Man, Man, she said, you're gonna make me go down
and steal something out of miss house if you don't
bring that damn bike back.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Got me tell break. Somebody come my mama if you
want to talk on my way over there fight. Somebody
come on from mama house for my family.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Is gonna be over for you.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
If dumb ain't you got whoever down there gave you
my number. Everybody you got me, we'll go this our
bet street up.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You come by my mama house.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You better not stepping my mama playing you come by
my mama playing some of.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Them you work.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You got me. You're gonna tell me to the doork side,
come on my way right now.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know we set on the phone on them.
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
you saying? Ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared of
your o?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Pray say tell yo death. I ain't need to bring
out outhe side. And I bet you she hear them licks.
I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
she gonna be undeath today. I bet she get killed.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You see me whooping yo?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Literally, I ain't coming by myself. Only Tomy gonna be
there with me. Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo who
it's time to tell me, eh Tommy Manhew Timmy from
the sea. All be morning show. You just got pranked
by your mama, Miss Bereau.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Ah that said right them man.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
My mama.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, I don't like nobody the man guys.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Your mama, your mama say my son loved me to deall.
He don't let nothing. He take care of me. He
don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let
nobody mess with me, He said, all you got to
do that like you're gonna do something to his mama.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Man, Well, I don't share. I don't see because of
like I did, mass Guy, I'm in the mirror sweep.
I'm mad for real, y'all did this so? Man, I
swear to God that wasn't myself. Oh yeah, Man, tell
my mama she wrong for that to dude? What up?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You do? What you have to change? Boy? You have
to change you just like me. You know your mama.
I ain't mad at Hey. I gotta ask you, man,
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Man, without a doubt. Man, it's to see you all
the morning show Man will be for you timing Man
without doubt.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Hey, Man said.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She wanted, she want to play games.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You know, come on, not give it to me? Not
for the birthday?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Boy, Yeah, well since your birthday. I joined in on
the praise and worship. Oh what a great job. Telling
me Man, the greatest. That's how I've ever seen. I
don't know nobody like it. I'm at high level. This
(07:45):
is like crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You're so convincing right now.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Man, I just love watching you work. It's it's like, Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm gonna give you something. I'm gonna give you something.
Let's see if you get back to me. I'm gonna
get you a great idea. Okay that that that? Uh,
what's the TV show ridiculousness? Right y'all seen that show?
The guy you just showed all the all these crazy
videos everything.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
What if?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
What if I have a show and I just show
pranks that people play on people and they in their
videos and I just showed them. I just showed the pranks.
It's just a prank show, and I just the King
of pranks is just showing pranks right there. Executive producer
Steve Harvey, nephew Tommy and we just Timmy just showing
pranks all every once once a week on my TV show.
(08:33):
I just show prank I make money, you make money,
We make money.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Which thing? What's than?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Thanks you a great gift birthday gift. That's all I want.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh that's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Call your call your white folks in Hollywood and tell
them that we're gonna get this. We get this thing started.
Pick Cannon got a prank show, I mean sorry, trying
to slight them trying to slight all the old page.
I don't slide on the brothers.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We got to get into the Strawberry letter. The subject
is he had on brand new boxers and we will
get into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Deal and no deal.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You're listening Save Harvey Morning Show.
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is get this subject, guys. He had
on brand new boxers. What did you do it with
some new draw We'll get those from We'll find out.
We'll find out what's going on with that in just
(00:22):
a few because right now it is time for the
birthday boy and today's prank phone call what you got
for his birthday?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
One time for the birthday boy. This right here is
my auntie's bike. My Auntie's bike. Pull over, throw it in, Paul,
be late for work. This right here gonna make you
run into my auntie's bike. Let's go, cat doog.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond. Hey man, just
this this K dub Man. Listen, do you know somebody
to live on? Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My mama, stay on?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who is this? Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie,
Miss Tinsley, she live online now. My auntie said, you
came over here and stole a bicycle and some other
stuff out of her garage.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Told her, well, first of all, who is you, man?
I stole the bike? Somebody garage?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Who is Kate.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I don't know no k doub This is Kate dub Man.
My auntie, Miss Tinsley, lived down the street from your mama,
and my auntie tell you the one came over in
and took a bike in a toolbox or somebody that garage. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
First of all, I don't even know, no, damn miss Tinsley.
And second ar I don't steal your Your unty Miss
Tinsley said I stole somebody her garage. Put put on
the phone, man, put your amy on the phone. I
ain't stolen nothing from nowhe I ain't.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Got She can't talk. My auntie can't talk to you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why she can't talk? She said I stole something.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
No, my my auntie death. She signed language me and
told me that you the one stole stole the bike,
your unti death.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And she told you she signed language you and said
I stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
On wait just a minute, how you get my number?
Hold on sign language and mean not hold on okay,
She say quit all that damn line. You know, damn
well you're the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
He may hold So your auntie is cutting me out
through you the sign language that you're telling me that
I just stole the damn bike. Say man, first of all, hell,
you even get my number?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Man, I got your numbers that lived down the street
that ask them for miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Miss to my mama.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, okay, we look, man, the people down the street
are but then the new your number. I told them
I needed to talk to you. To them, I ain't
told me that that you was the one that stole
the bike out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying
to right.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Can you can all right? Can you sign language back
to your ain't it?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I can sign back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bike. How about that?
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn like right now, man,
hold on, grown man.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm trying to tell one right now. Wait a minute, Okay,
hold on. She's saying something. She said, you're black's lying
and you know that well you got this bike.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
May look, kid, man, you your death painting that street
off with nobody on this street except for my mama.
I'm a grown man, so I gotta steal a bike
for your death. She must be dumb too. She's death
had dug she's like I sold something.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Ya.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I mean, I don't even know y'all.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you He ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay, I ain't.
He don't never lie. And if Miss Tinley saying that
that that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't gonna be lying and just to be lying.
Watch you just gonna lie on you, Watch you gonna
put you out. Man. You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't know what's going on, but I ain't got
no reason to steal no biking. Now, I'm a I
got a car that ain't paid for I got. I'm
a grown man. I'm trying to get cussed it in
my son. So I'm gonna come in somebody garage instead
of Mike. Is you crave it? You crazy? She is
maink get out of my line with that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, MI AIN'TI talking what
she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to see
what she's saying. You say that black, No, damn well,
he took that bike and he better bring that damn bike.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Looking, man, I don't know what you sit on my line. Man,
I ain't took no bike. The dump ain't his line.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Do easy. It's even hey, dog, you gonna tell you something.
You're gonna respect mi Ami. You hear me say, man, you're.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Gonna respect me. You call my phone with him? I
mean to try to get my together. You call me
some who aren't you?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
What are you? I don't know this is I don't
know man. I'm K Dub. Everybody know K Dub.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I ain't never heard of no k Dub.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
In my life.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
I heard a bouy, no death lady. I ain't seen
no bike. Get off my line.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Man, Man, she said, you're gonna make me go down
and steal something out of miss house if you don't
bring that damn bike back.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Got me tell break. Somebody come my mama if you
want to talk on my way over there fight. Somebody
come on from mama house for my family.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Is gonna be over for you.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
If dumb ain't you got whoever down there gave you
my number. Everybody you got me, we'll go this our
bet street up.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You come by my mama house.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You better not stepping my mama playing you come by
my mama playing some of.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Them you work.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You got me. You're gonna tell me to the doork side,
come on my way right now.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know we set on the phone on them.
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
you saying? Ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared of
your o?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Pray say tell yo death. I ain't need to bring
out outhe side. And I bet you she hear them licks.
I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
she gonna be undeath today. I bet she get killed.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You see me whooping yo?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Literally, I ain't coming by myself. Only Tomy gonna be
there with me. Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo who
it's time to tell me, eh Tommy Manhew Timmy from
the sea. All be morning show. You just got pranked
by your mama, Miss Bereau.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Ah that said right them man.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
My mama.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, I don't like nobody the man guys.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Your mama, your mama say my son loved me to deall.
He don't let nothing. He take care of me. He
don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let
nobody mess with me, He said, all you got to
do that like you're gonna do something to his mama.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Man, Well, I don't share. I don't see because of
like I did, mass Guy, I'm in the mirror sweep.
I'm mad for real, y'all did this so? Man, I
swear to God that wasn't myself. Oh yeah, Man, tell
my mama she wrong for that to dude? What up?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You do? What you have to change? Boy? You have
to change you just like me. You know your mama.
I ain't mad at Hey. I gotta ask you, man,
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Man, without a doubt. Man, it's to see you all
the morning show Man will be for you timing Man
without doubt.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Hey, Man said.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She wanted, she want to play games.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You know, come on, not give it to me? Not
for the birthday?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Boy, Yeah, well since your birthday. I joined in on
the praise and worship. Oh what a great job. Telling
me Man, the greatest. That's how I've ever seen. I
don't know nobody like it. I'm at high level. This
(07:45):
is like crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You're so convincing right now.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Man, I just love watching you work. It's it's like, Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm gonna give you something. I'm gonna give you something.
Let's see if you get back to me. I'm gonna
get you a great idea. Okay that that that? Uh,
what's the TV show ridiculousness? Right y'all seen that show?
The guy you just showed all the all these crazy
videos everything.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
What if?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
What if I have a show and I just show
pranks that people play on people and they in their
videos and I just showed them. I just showed the pranks.
It's just a prank show, and I just the King
of pranks is just showing pranks right there. Executive producer
Steve Harvey, nephew Tommy and we just Timmy just showing
pranks all every once once a week on my TV show.
(08:33):
I just show prank I make money, you make money,
We make money.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Which thing? What's than?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Thanks you a great gift birthday gift. That's all I want.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh that's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Call your call your white folks in Hollywood and tell
them that we're gonna get this. We get this thing started.
Pick Cannon got a prank show, I mean sorry, trying
to slight them trying to slight all the old page.
I don't slide on the brothers.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We got to get into the Strawberry letter. The subject
is he had on brand new boxers and we will
get into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Deal and no deal.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You're listening Save Harvey Morning Show.
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