Pump Yo Brakes Mama

What did you say about my mama?  How do you tell a woman that her mother is a terrible driver?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, guys, well
about four minutes after. Anyway, it's today's Strawberry Letters. Subject listen.
If you lost your underwear, please call me. That is
the sub. If you lost your underwear, please call me.
But I've been that night. Okay, but did you want
to say that? Though? Right now? What happened? But have

(00:26):
you ever came home with just one league in your draw?
Was piled up in your zipple? You didn't know how
to explain you just got one. You got pennies in
your pocket? See, uh right, all right, right now, the

(00:46):
nephew is here with a prank phone call for today.
Let's go nap. What you got brand spanking news, Sir?
To tell your mama to pump up brakes? What here
your mama? The pump up breaks mama? Yeah, yeah, your mama,
mama pump up brakes? Is Hello. Hello, I'm trying to

(01:08):
reach Natalie please, yeah, Natalie, Natalie. How you doing? My
name is Darren. I'm with your homeowners Association? Okay, hey dad,
how are you doing? Listen? Um, we got a we
got a bit of a problem. If you don't mind
me asking, who's who who actually brings your kids on

(01:28):
from school. Uh each day, Oh my mom gets my
kids for me and she dropped them off. Okay, okay, okay,
Well we have a we have a bit of a problem.
The kids are fine, that's there's no issue with the
kids at all. But you know, we've had a meeting
here at the h o A. We've been getting some complaints.

(01:50):
Uh it seems like your mother is is uh really
speeding down the street real fast, and you know one's
complaining about it that you know, it's a lot of
kids walking home from school and it seems like your
mom is driving real fast when she's coming down the street,
but to drop your kids off. Did you know anything

(02:11):
about this? Uh? No, not at all. That doesn't leave
it sound like her. Okay, what type of card? Uh?
Let me ask you this, Natalie. We're we're we're from
what I understand, it is a what kind of car
is your mom had? Is a board escape or something

(02:31):
like that from a little suv? Does that what your
mom has? Yeah? She has a little red stuv. Okay, alright,
So the problem is that that that's the same car,
that's the one we're talking about. And it seems like
you know, your mother is is flying down the street
and she drops the kids off, and when she leaves,

(02:52):
she's flying back out of the neighborhood. And a couple
of times some of the neighbors have told her to
slow down. And you know, I don't know if she's
flicked them off or said something out the window, you know,
but you know this is stuff that we just cannot tolerate. Huh, well,
it really doesn't sound like my mom. But you know, okay, well,

(03:13):
you know what, Natalie, What what we're not gonna do
is what you're not gonna do is act like it's
not your mama. It's your mother that's doing this. So
what we need you to do is tell your mama
to slow up down so we don't ask problem, all right,
because I tried to be nice with you at first.
But if you're gonna be a denial I think it's
not your mama, then we got an issue. First of all,

(03:34):
Darren from h O A, I need you to watch
your tones and who you're talking to, all right. I
need you to calm that all the way down, all right.
You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what
you need to do. Slow your mama the way she drowing.
What to do is stand in the middle of the
street and she flying down and so hopefully she can

(03:55):
knock you out the way. Okay, don't talk to me
like that. You're being ruined it for I would ask
her at this time, because I don't think it's tired.
But you're not gonna talk to me like that. Okay,
So your mama can just drive down the street and
after she want to do one, Mamma could do whatever
she want to do. She will go on and dorm
she came doing in the neighborhood that I'm a member

(04:17):
of the h o A. She can't do it there. Okay.
So I don't know whatever your mama arrested with your
kids in the car. If I got to, I wish
you would. I wish you would have my mama arrested
with my kids in the car. You're gonna have more
problems than you ever had. Okay, you better now I
have my mama arrested, You're gonna get arrested and you're

(04:38):
gonna be sent to the hospital. How about that. Okay,
let me tell yourself to tell your mama, so slow
down beneath streets. This is the last one and I'm
giving y'all this the last one. Well, you know what
I'm saying. You ain't got to get no one and say, Okay,
we should have a real conversation about it. We can
meet and talk about it, because he's gonna talk to
me like that, and you I ain't telling my mama.

(05:00):
I ain't telling out a small own thing about that.
What you're gonna do? What's your mom to dad? That
lets meet about it? And And I'm not bringing my husband
to say you've got so much to say, you don't say.
I don't want you to kiss that same energy. Okay
with my husband. I want you to talk to him
like you're talking to meet. I literally tell you something.
I ain't worry about your husband and none of that.

(05:21):
All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here.
I'm gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one
that told us that your mama was spending on the street.
Tommy one said it, Tommy what every Timmy? Tommy said,
your mamma was the one running up and down the
street fast, going part of picking mile and out. Tommedy
one said that I don't know who timmy shoes, but

(05:43):
Tommy can kiss me. You can kiss my and any
other neighbors who got something to say about my mama
can kiss Mike. How about that? Gonna shot it? Let
me and shoot this. Do you know Matthew Tommy from
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know who stopt me?

(06:08):
How are you? My? God? Like the p talking questions
to me about to get you went up? Brother? Let
you tell me you'll to the Darius got me to

(06:28):
play phone call you baby. Oh it's going down. It
is going dad, Okay, back is a real mother. You
know what I'm getting back? Man, I like my mama
to me like that stought me? You got me? Everybody

(06:52):
tell me this one more thing before you go. What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land. You know it's the Steve Harvey Martin Shall.
I think I just got I think you did nice

(07:17):
in the beginning, though seem started out nice, started out night.
I got my good customer. That's that's the prank of
the day right there. Baby, I'll tell you mama to
pump a brakes. Here it is Februar sixte the nephew
will be in Colleen, Texas. Colleen Texas twice as Funny
Comedy Club, two shows Thursday to Friday to Saturday. The

(07:37):
Nephews come to town. Somebody spread the room and saying,
we heard the nephew wasn't coming. No, no, no, the
nephew will be in Colleen, Texas. One thing the nephew
don't do. I do not counsel a date ever in
my life. I go and rock and roll baby. February fourteen,
fifteen sixteen. The Nephew is in town twice as Funny
Comic Club to Thursday to Friday, too, said, watch me

(07:59):
be a damn fool. Yeah, I don't, I don't probably people, Mama, dog,
I don't know. You know, you know you're wrong for
that with nephew when you got to hear them with
something they care about. Everybody care about their mom. You're
doing it ain't that ain't right? But what what? What?
Who told you? Branking's right? That's the point, that's the

(08:23):
point of it all. Mama, My mama, dog, Mama, Mama,
she said you straight by the mama though, didn't did
you get a little nervous? Though you do get nervous sometimes.
I know you could hear it. Why don't I show
up with my husband. We can talk about all this.
Wait a minute now, you all right? Think enough? You

(08:44):
coming up next. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject if
you lost your underwear, please call me. We'll get into
it right after this. Not into the underwear the letter