Wedding In Jamaica

The wedding is in Ocho Rios, Jamaica and not Jamaica Queens. It's in the country of Jamaica and not the neighborhood within NYC.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject do you have to watch the babysitter? We'll get
into that and just a little bit uh huh. But
right now the nephew is in the building with today's
frank phone call. What you got for us? Nev? Well,

(00:21):
let me see, let me dig into the stupid archives.
Let's see what I help. Here we go, wedding. Oh
did you just hear me? Did you hear me? With
the w Oh? My god, did you hear it? I said? Wait,
what quetting? What sweating in Jamaica? Well, you could be

(00:48):
able to go on sweating in Jamaica. Okay, all right,
let's get married. Let's go get Hello. Hello, I'm trying
to reach the moment. This is an can I help you?
My name is Mark. I'm calling from travel agency. Oh hey,
how are you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Um. I
actually have some information for him. He just finished paying

(01:10):
his last payment. As far as you all turning, you
guys are getting you guys are getting married, going on
a honeymoon? Is that right? Right? Right? Next month? Congratulations? Yes?
Thank you? Okay, Well, listen, I got your information for you,
and I wanted to make sure the million address was
correct so I could uh know you guys, flight tickets
out as well as a few forms and things like
that to you guys would be pretty much well taken

(01:32):
care of. Okay, this sounds good. Okay? Are you pretty
pretty excited about this? Oh? I'm excited, very excited. I
can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well, I'll tell
you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica Queen's is
gonna be a great place, and uh, the snow will
have burned off by then and it'll be pretty much,
uh the summer coming around. You know, snow Jamaica Queen. No,

(01:55):
we're going to in Jamaica, you know. I wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there's no snow. Okay,
hang on, hang on, hang on um. I've been working
with with Ivan on this for quite some time. I
actually have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens. Now,

(02:15):
there has to be some sort of mistake because oh,
we're going to Chario. Okay, but that's not what I am.
And I have. I have Jamaica Queens. I have New York. Okay, well,
I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know if you
pulled up the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan
and Janath and you guys are going out the second

(02:36):
weekend in April. Is that correct? That's correct, But we're
going to Charia. No, why are you guys scheduled for Jamaica? Queens.
There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there. Um.
I love New York, but I'm not getting married there.
So what do we need to do? I mean, I
don't know what to do at this point right now.
I'm don't need you to figure that out because I'm

(02:57):
getting married next month. And I under and then understand that.
But I've worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak,
and I got you guys scheduled. What your maker Queens,
I have the hotel's booming. No it was not Ivan,
I know it was not him. I love New York,
but that's not where I'm getting married. I understanding understand

(03:18):
what you're saying. Now, I'm letting you know because you're
you're raising your voice at me. I'm letting you know
that I haven't had scheduled this, and you guys are
scheduled to make a queens. Okay, you don't let me
know where I'm getting married. We've written you check. So
I need you to correct the problem, and I will
continue to raise my voice until you are somebody at

(03:40):
your damn wherever you are, corrects the problem. Okay, you're
not gonna yell at me. I'm gonna try. I'm vations
and now you're yelling at me. No, I'm not yelling
at you. I'm trying to keep my composure. Now. Okay,
I've been working with your women. We're done. I need

(04:01):
to talk to your superior. I'm sorry. We spent way
too much money. I'm getting married next month, and you're
calling and telling me that I I need somebody else
on the phone. Okay, I need somebody. You need to
tell me where you are because I'm here to come
on here. Where where are you? Let's give me a moment.
I'm pulling it up to see if I can get
some flights out totals. Okay, Okay, I did not really

(04:23):
this last minute. I told him to go. Oh my god, Okay,
the flights are completely booked that week. Something just trying
to less you want to get a private jet for
fifty or sixty dollars. Man, there's no way I can
get you in or out of take dollars. Make it happen.
You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.

(04:45):
You don't want to talk to either, so trust me.
You need to make something happen. Get back on your
little computer. Call somebody else in the road to be
nice with you and tell you. You continue to raise
your boys at me. Now you're using profanity at me.
Ya teach your ma could queen listen to me. It
was your job to take care of transportation for us
to get from the US ut Real from Uia to

(05:08):
Matego Bay. However that supposed to handle it happened. You
were supposed to handle it, and they don't handle it.
Your man said, you guys were going to Jamaica queens,
and that's what I took for now. Maybe he said,
I said Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I
know he was very clear. I'm being very clear right now.
If you just listen to me, you have one job.

(05:30):
How you screwed that up, I do not know, but
I need you to make it happen. He's not going out,
but you're going to Jamaica queen. Maybe you are his
queen and he's taking you to Jamaica, but that's not
how he said. Listen to sup, I'm not getting married
in New York. You understand me. Don't mention New York
one more time in this conversation. Do not mention New York.

(05:51):
Why am I not going to mention New York when
that is the actual ticket I have you scheduled for.
Because you screwed that up and you can already correct it,
get on the computer and corrected. Fig it out. Your
job is, listen to me. Your job is from Ulto
Reels to Montego Bay. Focus on that working out, make
it off it. I'm not gonna sit here and go

(06:11):
back and forth with you, Okay. I need you, first
of all, to stop yelling at me. What the kind
of customer service do you keep us think this is?
I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
else on the phone if you cannot help me. Now,
what I need you to do is figure out how
you're gonna get me from Ultra Reels to Montego Bay.
And I'm not getting on a boat. Don't bring up boat.

(06:32):
Don't bring up New York. I need you to work now.
Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.
How do spend your honeymoon in Jamaica? Queens, New York?
Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for
the mistake, okright? And I don't have a put something

(06:53):
that gets Do you hear me? Are you listening to me?
I can't work it up. I've already told you that
nothing base. Can you get it through your out of head?
Did you just call me? Look? I need you to
get somebody else on this. I promise you. I'm about
to reach through this phone and snatch you up by
your neck. What are you talking to me like this?

(07:15):
This is the kind of service you get when you
make mistakes and don't know what the hell you want
to go? Wait? Did make a mistake and we know
exactly where we want to go, and you are not
listening to me to my tea bay, do you understand?
Don't understand? What? You just something? I need you to understand.
Are you listening to me? Yes? What this is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

(07:39):
franked by your girlfriend Cindy who is your matron of
on this? This is not funny, This is not funday,
is my Oh my hands are shaking. Oh my god.
Do you don't know if I could have found you?
Oh my god, I'm a kid. Stupid was on the

(08:03):
scale of one to ten on the stupid at the scale?
Where do you place me? Oh, you're always a alright
off the rick the scale? Okay, you're sorry. Alright, I'm
just gonna I'm just gonna tease this right here. You know,
as time progresses in this prank moments, I'm gonna be

(08:25):
dropping you know. Um, I'm gonna want you to be
eating some grits with Timmy why I'm pranking in the morning. Okay,
I'm gonna want you to eat a few grits with
Life is changing for time. It's about to get gritty.
That's gritty. It's been. We're about to get out to
the nitty. Gritty grit is the key word. Stay whitman,
like my daddy says, stay whitman. Come, I'm going somewhere.

(08:46):
My daddy say, I'm here to twarter the eighteen birst.
I never knew what the eight teen birds was. I'm
here to twars that the eighteen birth. All Right, it's
gonna get gritty. I'll keep you posting, stay by, stand by,
all right, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
it is my Strawberry Letters. Subject you have to watch.

(09:06):
The babysitter will get into it, Yes we will, right
after a new sitter. Just get a new sitter. You're
listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.