June 29, 2021 • 9 mins
Our daughters have the same name and that is a problem for me and my wife. Change your daughters name to keep the peace.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is me, my husband, the girlfriend and the kids.
It's a lot going on and we'll yeah, we'll get
into it in just a little bit. Right now, the
nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you
(00:22):
got for his naugh Yo? Baby got my babies name?
Your baby got my baby name? Yo, baby got my
baby name? Yeah, that's it, right there, Come on cat,
your baby, I'm my baby name. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
to reach uh Patricia, Patricia. Who is how you doing? Listen? Um,
(00:48):
my name is Floyd. Floyd. I want to give you
a call. Your your daughter sher teens middle school? Right?
What's your name again? Okay? What can I do? Well,
like I said, your your your daughter go she do
go to middle school? Right? Yeah? Okay, Now her name
her name is Dereka. That okay? Well something no, no, no,
(01:10):
nothing wrong, I mean don't I don't mean the along
you're nothing like that. But let me see. Well, here's
the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle school along
along with with your daughter, and it's it's a bit
of a problem that that that has arisen that me
and my wife just found out about some issue. Derek
(01:32):
and your baby in in some kind of like trouble
or something. No, no, no, no, nothing like that. But
I think you do with nobody at that school. She
don't mess with nobody. She owned the honor roll and everything.
I don't have no problems out of Dereka, right, okay,
I don't let me know. Let me tell you Ms
Patricia what the problem is. See, my daughter name is Dereka,
(01:57):
so and it just blew me in my wife away
that it was another Dereka that went to school. Okay,
I don't know too many Derecas. That's a unique name.
That's cute, okay, right right, Well here's the problem me
and my wife Actually, you know, when it was time
to name my child, we thought we was really picking
a name that nobody would have a chick out for
(02:20):
their daughter. And to have another Dereka in the school.
That blew us away. And I guess the real reason
why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia, see if
if if there's something maybe we can work out, you know,
maybe uh like your Dereka middle name or nickname, she
can be called by inopposed to both of them being Dereka.
(02:41):
You really wanted I try to be the only one
with this name? Okay, wait wait wait, wait, Now you're
calling me and you asking me to change my baby's name. Well,
I mean you you ain't really got to legally change
I mean, but just started calling us something else? You know? No, No,
wait a minute, so you naming police or start this?
Do you know how many ants and Louis's and Patricia's
(03:03):
out there? What if I asked everything in the United
States to change their name from Patricia? You know how
crazy that is? And I understand that you must be
on drugs. Know what I'm trying to say is you
know this, this is something that we really have. Our
baby girl was this name and we didn't want nobody
else to have this. So does your Dereka have a
middle name? She can? You know we're gonna call her
(03:24):
Dereka like we've been calling your name, your baby d D.
Let's call your baby d D. Is you change y'all?
Y'all change your baby name at the school. I'm not
calling I'm not calling my name. I don't give what
you call it, but I'm not changing my baby name.
He looks, Okay, Look, I'm trying to call you and
handle looks like adults. You know what you're seeing to see.
You're gonna push my fund and they take me to
(03:44):
another level. Honestly, you ain't calling me trying to handle us.
He doesn't ask me to change my baby name. Called
my baby something else at the school because y'all want
your baby name to be Derek and the only Dereka
in the school. Have you know how many other kids
at the damn school got the same name. I understand that,
but for my baby girl, it ain't supposed to be
like that. I'm saying, I'm stay up gonna baby girl.
(04:06):
Ain't your wife, but you know I'm not changing my
day to dame name. Y'all call your baby. Do you
know what I'm trying to do is get it rectified
that we can call you get my phone number. I
know that school ain't give you my number. I got
your numb don't worry about how I got it. The
problem is that what we're talking about right now. If
can we what can we start calling your child? I
(04:27):
don't give it. I know that school ain't called you number. Listen,
ma'a all I'm trying to do is thing out. What
can we start calling your daughter? Don't you cut that
she's been being called you and your wife guy, I
need to go down to the statistics office and get
your there of the name. I kind you have some
of the kind of name Beha, but more days gonna
(04:47):
keep the same day our name. Let's plain something of you.
I've been trying to be calm with you, even no show.
But if you offer something else to call on and
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get all that you know
some number. How do you get my Now, don't harry,
I got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to
tell you. If you don't find another name, I'm gonna
start getting the kids to call your daughter something else.
Justhing to call my daddy starting. I tried to start
(05:10):
with them who called my dabby Stop. Next, you're gonna
to change your baby names. I want my baby the
name to beat the Dereka down. Ye give him extro.
My princess is supposed to be the only one named Dereka.
Had a chain calling your baby stopping else at the school.
I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow at school
(05:32):
calling your daughter else. I'm not staying. I'm just starting
with you. Like this number. Dame him off my phone
and don't come right. Let me tell you something. I
got one more thing I need to say to you.
You listen to me? What are you listening to me?
I'm listening to what this is? Nephew, Tommy from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
(05:59):
Good morn. Give her this little they got ain't to
me on this. I'm so sorry. So yes, I'm gonna
give her that ish. I have so sorry. You got
(06:21):
my nerves bad this morning. Lord have mercy, Lord, I
gotta kiss my breath. I got one more thing I
gotta ask you, darling. One is what is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
Steve hard The Morning Show. I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy,
y'all crazy and not have mercy. Y'all got my blood
(06:42):
pressure this, but I love y'all. I listen to y'all
show every morning. Come on, come on, that same name.
Let the baby be Derek Baby. Do you know how
crazy you sound? Right? He even stupid baby? She said,
(07:04):
you name your baby d d yeah, yeah, that's not
gonna happen. Let me let me take a look at
the stupid calendar and see what we have coming up
on the stupid calendar. Uh yeah, we have coming up
on the on the stupid calendar. We have Virginia Beach
(07:27):
Funny Bone. That's on the calendar of the Uh huh
that's July sixteen, seventeenth, and eighteenth. That's on the stupid schedule.
Also on the stupid schedule is Washington, d C. For
the hit TV show Ready to Love Getting Ready to
be there for about three or four months, shooting across
the entire city. That's the whole DMZ there. That's uh
DC Maryly Virginia. The nephew is coming to town. So
(07:50):
that is the stupid schedule. So I'll be on the lookout.
You may be a part of the schedule, uh and
be able to experience stupid at its best. It didn't
get anybody. Who is this girl? Excuse me? I don't
know who are you? Where's Timmy? And bring him back? Ye?
Who is in there? Just trying to be uh you know,
(08:17):
a little bit of both, a little bit of Timmy,
a little bit of Thomas just kind of blend that
thing and just let people know what you why and
what's on the stupid scancer. Y'all don't like do y'all
not like Thomas Weld. You just throw your hand, Shirley,
did you just what was that? What was it? That was?
(08:38):
Boy back? Who are you? We want to show we
had the quiet storm? Yeah? Okay, getting ready. Stupid coming
to time, but your beach funny bone baby July sixteen,
seventeen eighteen. Stupid at its best, straight ignoritrocity is on
(09:00):
the road and uh watching d C. I'll keep it
sexy when I get that. Y'all stay tuned. All right,
there you have it, there we go. All right, listen,
thank you, Nephew Goods the Strawberry Letter today, Me, my husband,
the girlfriend and the kids will get into it right
after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is me, my husband, the girlfriend and the kids.
It's a lot going on and we'll yeah, we'll get
into it in just a little bit. Right now, the
nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you
(00:22):
got for his naugh Yo? Baby got my babies name?
Your baby got my baby name? Yo, baby got my
baby name? Yeah, that's it, right there, Come on cat,
your baby, I'm my baby name. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
to reach uh Patricia, Patricia. Who is how you doing? Listen? Um,
(00:48):
my name is Floyd. Floyd. I want to give you
a call. Your your daughter sher teens middle school? Right?
What's your name again? Okay? What can I do? Well,
like I said, your your your daughter go she do
go to middle school? Right? Yeah? Okay, Now her name
her name is Dereka. That okay? Well something no, no, no,
(01:10):
nothing wrong, I mean don't I don't mean the along
you're nothing like that. But let me see. Well, here's
the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle school along
along with with your daughter, and it's it's a bit
of a problem that that that has arisen that me
and my wife just found out about some issue. Derek
(01:32):
and your baby in in some kind of like trouble
or something. No, no, no, no, nothing like that. But
I think you do with nobody at that school. She
don't mess with nobody. She owned the honor roll and everything.
I don't have no problems out of Dereka, right, okay,
I don't let me know. Let me tell you Ms
Patricia what the problem is. See, my daughter name is Dereka,
(01:57):
so and it just blew me in my wife away
that it was another Dereka that went to school. Okay,
I don't know too many Derecas. That's a unique name.
That's cute, okay, right right, Well here's the problem me
and my wife Actually, you know, when it was time
to name my child, we thought we was really picking
a name that nobody would have a chick out for
(02:20):
their daughter. And to have another Dereka in the school.
That blew us away. And I guess the real reason
why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia, see if
if if there's something maybe we can work out, you know,
maybe uh like your Dereka middle name or nickname, she
can be called by inopposed to both of them being Dereka.
(02:41):
You really wanted I try to be the only one
with this name? Okay, wait wait wait, wait, Now you're
calling me and you asking me to change my baby's name. Well,
I mean you you ain't really got to legally change
I mean, but just started calling us something else? You know? No, No,
wait a minute, so you naming police or start this?
Do you know how many ants and Louis's and Patricia's
(03:03):
out there? What if I asked everything in the United
States to change their name from Patricia? You know how
crazy that is? And I understand that you must be
on drugs. Know what I'm trying to say is you
know this, this is something that we really have. Our
baby girl was this name and we didn't want nobody
else to have this. So does your Dereka have a
middle name? She can? You know we're gonna call her
(03:24):
Dereka like we've been calling your name, your baby d D.
Let's call your baby d D. Is you change y'all?
Y'all change your baby name at the school. I'm not
calling I'm not calling my name. I don't give what
you call it, but I'm not changing my baby name.
He looks, Okay, Look, I'm trying to call you and
handle looks like adults. You know what you're seeing to see.
You're gonna push my fund and they take me to
(03:44):
another level. Honestly, you ain't calling me trying to handle us.
He doesn't ask me to change my baby name. Called
my baby something else at the school because y'all want
your baby name to be Derek and the only Dereka
in the school. Have you know how many other kids
at the damn school got the same name. I understand that,
but for my baby girl, it ain't supposed to be
like that. I'm saying, I'm stay up gonna baby girl.
(04:06):
Ain't your wife, but you know I'm not changing my
day to dame name. Y'all call your baby. Do you
know what I'm trying to do is get it rectified
that we can call you get my phone number. I
know that school ain't give you my number. I got
your numb don't worry about how I got it. The
problem is that what we're talking about right now. If
can we what can we start calling your child? I
(04:27):
don't give it. I know that school ain't called you number. Listen,
ma'a all I'm trying to do is thing out. What
can we start calling your daughter? Don't you cut that
she's been being called you and your wife guy, I
need to go down to the statistics office and get
your there of the name. I kind you have some
of the kind of name Beha, but more days gonna
(04:47):
keep the same day our name. Let's plain something of you.
I've been trying to be calm with you, even no show.
But if you offer something else to call on and
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get all that you know
some number. How do you get my Now, don't harry,
I got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to
tell you. If you don't find another name, I'm gonna
start getting the kids to call your daughter something else.
Justhing to call my daddy starting. I tried to start
(05:10):
with them who called my dabby Stop. Next, you're gonna
to change your baby names. I want my baby the
name to beat the Dereka down. Ye give him extro.
My princess is supposed to be the only one named Dereka.
Had a chain calling your baby stopping else at the school.
I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow at school
(05:32):
calling your daughter else. I'm not staying. I'm just starting
with you. Like this number. Dame him off my phone
and don't come right. Let me tell you something. I
got one more thing I need to say to you.
You listen to me? What are you listening to me?
I'm listening to what this is? Nephew, Tommy from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
(05:59):
Good morn. Give her this little they got ain't to
me on this. I'm so sorry. So yes, I'm gonna
give her that ish. I have so sorry. You got
(06:21):
my nerves bad this morning. Lord have mercy, Lord, I
gotta kiss my breath. I got one more thing I
gotta ask you, darling. One is what is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
Steve hard The Morning Show. I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy,
y'all crazy and not have mercy. Y'all got my blood
(06:42):
pressure this, but I love y'all. I listen to y'all
show every morning. Come on, come on, that same name.
Let the baby be Derek Baby. Do you know how
crazy you sound? Right? He even stupid baby? She said,
(07:04):
you name your baby d d yeah, yeah, that's not
gonna happen. Let me let me take a look at
the stupid calendar and see what we have coming up
on the stupid calendar. Uh yeah, we have coming up
on the on the stupid calendar. We have Virginia Beach
(07:27):
Funny Bone. That's on the calendar of the Uh huh
that's July sixteen, seventeenth, and eighteenth. That's on the stupid schedule.
Also on the stupid schedule is Washington, d C. For
the hit TV show Ready to Love Getting Ready to
be there for about three or four months, shooting across
the entire city. That's the whole DMZ there. That's uh
DC Maryly Virginia. The nephew is coming to town. So
(07:50):
that is the stupid schedule. So I'll be on the lookout.
You may be a part of the schedule, uh and
be able to experience stupid at its best. It didn't
get anybody. Who is this girl? Excuse me? I don't
know who are you? Where's Timmy? And bring him back? Ye?
Who is in there? Just trying to be uh you know,
(08:17):
a little bit of both, a little bit of Timmy,
a little bit of Thomas just kind of blend that
thing and just let people know what you why and
what's on the stupid scancer. Y'all don't like do y'all
not like Thomas Weld. You just throw your hand, Shirley,
did you just what was that? What was it? That was?
(08:38):
Boy back? Who are you? We want to show we
had the quiet storm? Yeah? Okay, getting ready. Stupid coming
to time, but your beach funny bone baby July sixteen,
seventeen eighteen. Stupid at its best, straight ignoritrocity is on
(09:00):
the road and uh watching d C. I'll keep it
sexy when I get that. Y'all stay tuned. All right,
there you have it, there we go. All right, listen,
thank you, Nephew Goods the Strawberry Letter today, Me, my husband,
the girlfriend and the kids will get into it right
after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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