April 19, 2021 • 9 mins
Is it suspect that a wife makes funeral arrangements for her husband when he is still alive and very healthy?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,
I don't want your stepdaddy. And we'll get into that.
We're getting into that. It's a little bit. Yeah. But
right now Junior is in for the nephew with today's
(00:21):
prying phone call. What you got first, Junior, your funeral arrangements? Yeah,
your funeral lange. I don't I don't know what this
is about. The nephew just left four and wait is
he He ain't coming for today either. Look at my
face and Junior, you know he worked and let's see
what do you say that, Junior, because yeah, in Birmingham. Yeah,
(00:45):
excuse me, it's some one. I'm in Africa. Ye, that
flew all way over here, taping shows all day and
I'm doing radio. No, no, no, come on play no
no no, I don't care about shoes. You're doing sitting
(01:07):
people down. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to retail Mrs Diane. Please,
she's not in at the moment. I'm taking message. Please.
My name is John John. I'm actually the funeral director
here funeral home. Because Diane came in earlier today and
tried to get the arrangement said, first of all, I
(01:28):
want to say my condolences to you all and your
entire family for what you're going through. She's she's built
out some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure
I got everything actually correct. I'm a little I'm not
sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone. I
don't know if she wants rob Or or Robert? Are you?
(01:49):
Are you wanted the members that may be able to
tell me exactly what she would want on I am
I'm robbing. Listen, what is all about? Getting me this morning?
What you're talking about? Aldo A S. Sor? You? You
who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay? And okay,
is there senior or or the junior is just a child?
(02:13):
I'm Robert. That's who I am, Junior the child. Neither
one of us did we were health? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
hang on, Oh my god, all right, I don't okay?
Paying on a second story? Yeah yeah, Ms Diane, Ms sir.
Mr Diana is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife. You
showed you got the right dang. You show what she
(02:35):
came in uh this morning? Maybe five five? What salt
and pepper haired, shoulder lin maybe a medium brown complex.
Mm hmmm, what kind of cost you which you see
the colts that see the cars? Uh? It seemed like
it was a uh some type of Was it a camera?
(02:58):
I think? Yeah, that's how and what I mean, what happened?
Tell me, you actually tell me what happened? As small
she came in and said what to you? She came
in and Mr, why why why? Why? Why don't I
call back when miss Diane is there? We can go
call back? You know, tell me that right that I
need to know what is going on. You might wife
(03:19):
want what she went for fluid for me? And you
you were telling me? Let me tell me now, sir.
All I know is is this Diane came in. The
paperwork was a little I was just coming reevaluate you
know what? I what? I what? What? What was written here?
It wasn't right? I mean, she came in, she she
picked out the casket, she did everything that she was
supposed to cast but right here. But I don't understand.
(03:44):
I don't really understand what's going on. But I'm a
fan out later on, I'm going back. I don't understand.
I've never been in. I've never been in a situation
like this. Okay, so maybe I need to call back
when this Diane gets there. I said, I need to
talk to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry
about that. Where you wet anyway? What's your name again?
Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, sir, I'm the
(04:07):
I'm the funeral homes. I'm sorry, y'all. You might mean
you might be making some funer rain for U too.
I might need to switch names for name on that, Okay, sir.
I'm just what six o'clock is? Six o'clock, six o'clock.
You're gonna be there, sir. Of a funeral is a
very serious thing, sir. So you you're so serious. Bro,
(04:28):
Look my wife coming, she's trying to marry me. Me
I'm robbing. Wouldn't name is on the people? Rob? It's
it's it's it's Rob or Robert? Which over one? I mean,
I don't, I don't, I mean, I won't, I don't want.
I don't. I don't. I don't know. We even been,
you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue. We
had a little lam in last week. My little Lafe
(04:51):
veals something, little black man, but you could have a
funeral to me. I tell you that they got the
right now you got the right one. I tell you, man,
I'm not watch I mean, since I have you on
the phone, is it is? Can I ask you? What?
(05:11):
Is it all right? If I ask you something? Sir?
Do you want to ask me? Bro? I mean, since
since it is your funeral? Would you would you like
the light blue lining or the white line and the
inside on the inside? You clear with me right now?
Even now you're trying me. Now, if I come down
and in swing on you, you won't like it. It's
gonna be to the funerals. You h keep on that.
(05:31):
You're gonna pick your own planet. Man, I'm not here
brushing my twin. She was all I said, for a
little bit life. Go around here. It's gonna keep the
build out. But you would say around here, sir, light
whole life? Now a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I god,
(05:52):
just pay okay? Can I can? I can? I can?
I tell you what else your wife told me when
she was here? What what else to do? I you?
I need to know anyway I need to know. Tell
me glad him what she told me? To tell you
exactly who I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm
I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm not John? I'm not
(06:14):
John from the funeral home. You better mean you better
tell him you know better him not no, no, no, no,
nothing of you to see it. This right here isn't
a few timing from the Steve Harvey Martin. Your white
Diane got me to prank phone. Oh you hello, boy,
(06:41):
I swear something boy it boy, y'all player. But man,
y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man'll need to
see you, I think, Hey, man, look him brown, big
batter needle, sup, bang after thing. I mean, got all
that shop head right man, Hey, let me ask you
(07:07):
what is the baddest ratio show in the left Steve
Harvey Morning Show and the Crying down Lord, and you're
arguing me about this light be I just you know
(07:28):
custom lights on over here? Cut the lights hof over
there because little light over here. Now we're playing a
few Steve light, don't light, don't light? Don't you want
why he's planning on the light blue lash? You blame
me that tras funny your fa gonna two kids get
(07:56):
down there because you didn't need one of them. Man, Now,
oh my god, you played too much. Can I tell
you who I am? I tell you, I tell you
who is you? Man? You may not tell you nobody
else students. Who are you? He tried you? You better
(08:20):
tell me you wanted them? Blank blank blank it? Who
would tell me? Boy? That dude like, hey, lever day
something having a date. Man, he he was heartbroken because
the girl fled your head. I argue me by little
(08:41):
about the light. You know you're about to die my hand. Man,
I got a head of glass at that. I don't
I don't like. All right, thank you, Thank you, Junior
(09:04):
in for nephew nephew thing on that one coming up
Strawberry letters, subject I don't want your step daddy. All right,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,
I don't want your stepdaddy. And we'll get into that.
We're getting into that. It's a little bit. Yeah. But
right now Junior is in for the nephew with today's
(00:21):
prying phone call. What you got first, Junior, your funeral arrangements? Yeah,
your funeral lange. I don't I don't know what this
is about. The nephew just left four and wait is
he He ain't coming for today either. Look at my
face and Junior, you know he worked and let's see
what do you say that, Junior, because yeah, in Birmingham. Yeah,
(00:45):
excuse me, it's some one. I'm in Africa. Ye, that
flew all way over here, taping shows all day and
I'm doing radio. No, no, no, come on play no
no no, I don't care about shoes. You're doing sitting
(01:07):
people down. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to retail Mrs Diane. Please,
she's not in at the moment. I'm taking message. Please.
My name is John John. I'm actually the funeral director
here funeral home. Because Diane came in earlier today and
tried to get the arrangement said, first of all, I
(01:28):
want to say my condolences to you all and your
entire family for what you're going through. She's she's built
out some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure
I got everything actually correct. I'm a little I'm not
sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone. I
don't know if she wants rob Or or Robert? Are you?
(01:49):
Are you wanted the members that may be able to
tell me exactly what she would want on I am
I'm robbing. Listen, what is all about? Getting me this morning?
What you're talking about? Aldo A S. Sor? You? You
who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay? And okay,
is there senior or or the junior is just a child?
(02:13):
I'm Robert. That's who I am, Junior the child. Neither
one of us did we were health? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
hang on, Oh my god, all right, I don't okay?
Paying on a second story? Yeah yeah, Ms Diane, Ms sir.
Mr Diana is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife. You
showed you got the right dang. You show what she
(02:35):
came in uh this morning? Maybe five five? What salt
and pepper haired, shoulder lin maybe a medium brown complex.
Mm hmmm, what kind of cost you which you see
the colts that see the cars? Uh? It seemed like
it was a uh some type of Was it a camera?
(02:58):
I think? Yeah, that's how and what I mean, what happened?
Tell me, you actually tell me what happened? As small
she came in and said what to you? She came
in and Mr, why why why? Why? Why don't I
call back when miss Diane is there? We can go
call back? You know, tell me that right that I
need to know what is going on. You might wife
(03:19):
want what she went for fluid for me? And you
you were telling me? Let me tell me now, sir.
All I know is is this Diane came in. The
paperwork was a little I was just coming reevaluate you
know what? I what? I what? What? What was written here?
It wasn't right? I mean, she came in, she she
picked out the casket, she did everything that she was
supposed to cast but right here. But I don't understand.
(03:44):
I don't really understand what's going on. But I'm a
fan out later on, I'm going back. I don't understand.
I've never been in. I've never been in a situation
like this. Okay, so maybe I need to call back
when this Diane gets there. I said, I need to
talk to you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry
about that. Where you wet anyway? What's your name again?
Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, sir, I'm the
(04:07):
I'm the funeral homes. I'm sorry, y'all. You might mean
you might be making some funer rain for U too.
I might need to switch names for name on that, Okay, sir.
I'm just what six o'clock is? Six o'clock, six o'clock.
You're gonna be there, sir. Of a funeral is a
very serious thing, sir. So you you're so serious. Bro,
(04:28):
Look my wife coming, she's trying to marry me. Me
I'm robbing. Wouldn't name is on the people? Rob? It's
it's it's it's Rob or Robert? Which over one? I mean,
I don't, I don't, I mean, I won't, I don't want.
I don't. I don't. I don't know. We even been,
you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argue. We
had a little lam in last week. My little Lafe
(04:51):
veals something, little black man, but you could have a
funeral to me. I tell you that they got the
right now you got the right one. I tell you, man,
I'm not watch I mean, since I have you on
the phone, is it is? Can I ask you? What?
(05:11):
Is it all right? If I ask you something? Sir?
Do you want to ask me? Bro? I mean, since
since it is your funeral? Would you would you like
the light blue lining or the white line and the
inside on the inside? You clear with me right now?
Even now you're trying me. Now, if I come down
and in swing on you, you won't like it. It's
gonna be to the funerals. You h keep on that.
(05:31):
You're gonna pick your own planet. Man, I'm not here
brushing my twin. She was all I said, for a
little bit life. Go around here. It's gonna keep the
build out. But you would say around here, sir, light
whole life? Now a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I god,
(05:52):
just pay okay? Can I can? I can? I can?
I tell you what else your wife told me when
she was here? What what else to do? I you?
I need to know anyway I need to know. Tell
me glad him what she told me? To tell you
exactly who I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm
I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm not John? I'm not
(06:14):
John from the funeral home. You better mean you better
tell him you know better him not no, no, no, no,
nothing of you to see it. This right here isn't
a few timing from the Steve Harvey Martin. Your white
Diane got me to prank phone. Oh you hello, boy,
(06:41):
I swear something boy it boy, y'all player. But man,
y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man'll need to
see you, I think, Hey, man, look him brown, big
batter needle, sup, bang after thing. I mean, got all
that shop head right man, Hey, let me ask you
(07:07):
what is the baddest ratio show in the left Steve
Harvey Morning Show and the Crying down Lord, and you're
arguing me about this light be I just you know
(07:28):
custom lights on over here? Cut the lights hof over
there because little light over here. Now we're playing a
few Steve light, don't light, don't light? Don't you want
why he's planning on the light blue lash? You blame
me that tras funny your fa gonna two kids get
(07:56):
down there because you didn't need one of them. Man, Now,
oh my god, you played too much. Can I tell
you who I am? I tell you, I tell you
who is you? Man? You may not tell you nobody
else students. Who are you? He tried you? You better
(08:20):
tell me you wanted them? Blank blank blank it? Who
would tell me? Boy? That dude like, hey, lever day
something having a date. Man, he he was heartbroken because
the girl fled your head. I argue me by little
(08:41):
about the light. You know you're about to die my hand. Man,
I got a head of glass at that. I don't
I don't like. All right, thank you, Thank you, Junior
(09:04):
in for nephew nephew thing on that one coming up
Strawberry letters, subject I don't want your step daddy. All right,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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