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May 8, 2023 9 mins

How do you tell a student that he won't be graduating due to plagiarism?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We're coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's
today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I caught her in
the act and she lied what. We'll get into that
find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's frank phone call. Nephew, Well, what you got It's May, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
And when it gets to May, it's time. Well across
the country where a lot of people are graduating, all right, college,
high school, grad school, and this one right here is
you're not graduating. You are not graduate. I'm sorry to

(00:44):
be the one to be the bearer of bad news,
but you are not graduating. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
Cat dog, if you fold, I know, I know, it's
so sad. Come on, can.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hello Hello, I'm trying to reach a trava please this
this uh this is my name is Joseph Work Open
Student affairs. How you doing today?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'm good? How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'm good. Listen, you're supposed to be. This is your
fifth year here at the university. You're graduating and in
the next seven eight days? Am I right?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
There? Have you out of this joint?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, listen, I'm giving you a call. We got a
bit of a problem here that we want to try
and discuss with you, and maybe we can get you
over at Student Affairs and come in and have a
meeting with us. But we wanted to bring it to
your attention. Now. You took a one of your last
subjects was English, uh, and you had an English exam
with a You guys are writing an essay? Am, I am?

(01:45):
I am? I correct about that?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, see that we got some problems here that the
professor there is actually insinuating that you may have cheated
on this, on this essay that you've actually read cheating it. No,
I mean from what from what he's telling us here
at Student Affairs is that you may have plagiarized some
things that, uh, that were in your essay.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Dude, No, I didn't. I didn't plagiarize something that was
in the essay. Everything is documented like it should be,
So I don't know what you're talking about, especially cheating
on no exam, on no paper, nothing like that. You
must got be mixed up with somebody else.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
No, no, no, not at all. You're actually mister Travan correct.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I mean, that's me, but I didn't cheat on no exam,
on no papers for that matters.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, well, let me let me try to bring you
up to speed here, servann. What we're gonna need is,
we're gonna need you to actually come in and talk
to us over here at student affairs so we can
try to get this thing rectified. But I will let
you know, it's gonna take a few more days longer
than graduation. So as of right now, you're actually not
gonna be walking and graduating with the rest of the students.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Man, you got me messed up. What do you mean,
I'm not gonna be walking.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well until we get this situation rectified here. You're not
gonna be graduating with the rest of the students now.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
And I don't know what y'all gotta do, but y'all
need to figure it out and find out what the
problem is. Man, I ain't a cheat on no exams
you're talking about. Dude. My family is coming down here
and you're talking about teen it on an English exam.
They'll I look like she's on an example and I'm
getting ready to graduate.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Now, y'all need to fix it, like right now, like
today while we're on the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
We can't do that. It's a little it's a sensitive subject,
and like I said, it seems like it's plagiarism. You know,
if we can get you to actually come over to
student affairs next Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Man, you got me. So what do you mean next Wednesday? Dude,
I'm graduating in a few days. Since you're talking about
next wednesday. Man, why my professor didn't give me a call?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Why you calling me sir? This is not something that
professors actually take care of. This is a student affairs
situation now, and it's a very sensitive situation. And what
we want to do is try to get this thing
taken care of. And if you if what you're saying
is actually true, then you'll probably graduate in August.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Still, look at me. I'm telling you right that this
is a you got August fifth. I'm graduating this semester.
I've been been here too long to go through some
my last few weeks of school, and you're talking about augustin. Man,
you an't even telling me. Hear what you got to say? Man,
My family is coming down here from everywhere to see

(04:17):
me graduating. I'm the first dad to graduate from my family.
You're talking about some cheating on the paper, a paper note,
a paper? Can you come, man, I'm gonna work two
and three jobs to see me to this school and
now come getting ready to graduate and you're talking about
I got to wait until August to graduate.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Man.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Hell now, I'm on my way to the office right now.
And you can tell whoever the professor is that I'm
on my way and he needs to be there too.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Sure, I can really tell you that we can try
and get this thing rectified in the earlier next Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Man, what's your name again? And where's where is your office?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm in suiting affairs. I'm Joseph.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I'm about to get in
my car right now and I'm about to come over
there and we're gonna handle list today. And how you
singing the meot cheating on the exam our table?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Now? Is that, sir, honor thing is the profession? Man,
there's a possibility of plagiarism here?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I've been in five he is I'm the first man
to graduate from Comors.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Man.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Grandmama is eighty two. He is old, and she come
in here and see me graduate. And you're telling me
the somebody teat on the paper and I gotta wait
till I'm just to graduates. Man, May you tell me,
professor to come to your office right now because I'm
already in my car. Oh my Waddy comes to your
office and we're gonna handle this today, says may you
got me?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't have any more room on my schedule to
actually pull anybody in today.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
He's gonna call me with the like this something you
ain't got room on your schedule? Man? Hell now, miss Mitchell,
whatever your name is, I'm on my way to your
office right now, and I'm telling you I'm gonna have
to tell you, and I'm telling you up front it's
gonna be a problem that I ain't graduating in a
few days. You have to deal with me. You have
to deal with my family, my mama. Where think you

(06:00):
got it?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Hurt?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I understand? Is there a possibility that maybe you plagiarized
and didn't know that you did that?

Speaker 4 (06:08):
You mean the paper was a.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sir? Can I can? I can? I tell you one
more thing and then and then I'll ask you.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You can't stand me saying you're not ready call me somebody,
I can't graduate with my class after I didn't been
this for five years, the second place and studding myself,
and you're telling me I can't graduate until August. You
ain't got to tell me.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I do have one more thing I need to tell you,
and then I'll let you be on your way. Okay, Man,
go ahead? Can I tell you what I want to
tell you? You go ahead.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'm telling you this.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
It was nept you, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank phone called by your best friend Brian.
What hello, man.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Dude, somebody gonna playing jokes like that?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Maybe you know how five years years.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Man, you are the first black male and your family
to graduate from college. You're doing a big boy man.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I know, Man, it's been a journey.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Bro. I can say. I got one more thing to
ask you, baby, what is what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Man, it's a Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh, I think I heard his feelings. Doesn't you think
you're the first one in the family to graduate?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Lord?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I just almost started crying.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
But you don't understand when I hear that that that
whimper in their voice. When I hear it, it just
excites me when I get to that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Purse makes you want to prank them all the more.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
What oh, I turned the gas up when I hear
that whimp.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Evil.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, no, oh, I'm not. I love these people.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I do.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I just love them after the prank. But during the prank,
I got to do what I got to do. I'm sorry,
I got to do what I got to do. Might
of fact fact, since y'all told me that story earlier
about you, Chris Brown and Usher, maybe I should prank
Chris Brown, maybe to feel good prank. What's y'all say?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I guys, not to not to It's crazy. I'm done shirt.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, jump on my old sure they will jump.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
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(08:58):
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Speaker 1 (09:00):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letters,
subject that caught her in the act and she lied.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hard
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