Zoom Golly Golly

Fool #1 confronts the man that his wife is Zooming with. Talk about a conference call gone wrong!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject I didn't know there was side pete etiquette. Okay,
we'll get into that. Right after this, the nephew is
here with today's prank phone call. What you got now? Soon? Golly, golly,

(00:23):
that's the name of soon golly go come, okay, Doug,
let's go. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach uh TII
Is that is that your name? Ti? Yeah? My name
is Who is this? Hey? This Kennedy? Man, you can
call me Keim, but that this Kennedy. You work with
my wife with my wife Katrix? Oh yes, yeah, yeah,

(00:47):
I work with working up for years. Man. What's going on? Okay, Hey,
what's what's what's up? I came in if I met
you before not, I ain't sure, but I've seen your
your face, y'all be uh the work the job, y'all
be doing this? Um? This this this zoom thing right, yeah,

(01:08):
we do zoom for conference calls. Man, what's going on?
What's up? Okay, So so let's let's take hear me out. Man,
So this is what's going on. I noticed, you know,
I passed by the office, my wife in there doing
the zoom thing, and I see, you know, all these
people on there and y'all doing the I guess y'all
doing the conference call or whatever. But you know, when

(01:29):
I look closer, Yeah, but when I look closer, you know,
it seemed like when my lady talking. You know, when
my wife talking, seems like you you over there, uh,
touching yourself, winking your eye, you know, like you're trying
to make passes at her, get her a hint or something.
You know, I don't know what going on, if you're

(01:50):
trying to throw her some sign leg on or something.
But all this little this, this, this, this, this, this
zoom gollic GOLLI boys, this here gotta stop. Dog wait
wait wait, First off, man, you got me messed up
and and another thing. Man, take all that base out
your voice. You're gonna talk to me with a little respect. Now.
I've been doing your wife for years, man, I got

(02:10):
nothing but the utmost respect for her. I would never
do anything that just suspects them. And I'm I'm married myself. Man,
I wouldn't put myself out there like that. So what
is you? What? What what are you doing? Why? My
wife talking on this, on this, on this, on this zoom.
What is you doing, yo, I'm not doing anything about
my job. Man. And again we both grown as man

(02:31):
because you ain't gonna talk to me any kind of ways.
They're gonna talk down to me. Man, you ain't gonna
call my phone and tall talking like a child. Okay,
I'm let me let me okay, let me let me
go and put it. Let me put this out here
right here, tyd. Let me let me tell you right here, tyd.
Let me tell you that right now. I'm telling you
right here for lord, I swat to you. Man. If
I see my if I when my wife get on
this zoom again, if I find out you on there

(02:54):
touching yourself look like you winking out of I promise
you as soon as this this, this this virus get through,
I promise you all that zoom golic GOLLI gonna get
your ass what I'm telling you right mother, and no
dog cut your bulls got on that damn conference. Man, Hey, man,
like got I've told you, okay, man, you need to
quit talk to me that way. And you know what

(03:16):
cut by the way, man, you're gonna call me and
talk all this now you man, you ain't gonna be
with my wife with that bulls touching yourself? Man? What
you What did you winking? Your mother? And I fun? Man?
Your Are you crazy or something? Are you touched in
the head? Man? What's with you? I ain't touched. I'm

(03:36):
gonna touch your mother and asks up if I find
out you on that zoom with that that all that
zoom goli golli bulls gonna get you stop. I tell
you what you are. You better thank God for the coronavirus,
because if it was anything different, I be at your
house for your ass right now. You hear what I'm saying.
You can say what you want and do what you
want want. By the fact, soon as this get up

(03:58):
out the al, it's me and you, partner. Oh zoom
got it, got it? Me and you. I ain't nothing
between us for the opportunity whenever you're ready. But I
ain't nothing between us but that i'm virus. And as
soon as that it's gone, it's me and you. I
told my wife you was over there doing that bulls.
I talked to tre Stead. I told you more than once.

(04:20):
I have nothing more respect for your wife but me
and you. We ain't. Bro. Yeah. Wait, so man, all
this bulls you're calling me on my phone talking all this.
I'm trying to do something. I got a married woman
in the South, me crazy right now, you get out
your mind? Man, what how were you ready to go
over here? Get your aunts? Well you go ahain't come
over here, you're go ahead? Jump Okay, let me ask

(04:41):
you this here. Do you know do you know Dwayne
Bean and Big Mike? Do you know them? Hell yeah,
I know them, my boys? Man, So what you know
about them? What I know about them? What I know
about them? Tie is they told to listen to me.
They told me to call you. This is nephew Timmy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked.

(05:03):
You got pranked by your boy Dwaine beat the Big
More Day ye him. Hey man, we gotta laugh during

(05:26):
this time right now, babe, Man, that is the most
safe Thank you. Man. Hey man, So y'all your job
doing all these uh y'all doing zoom conferences. You're doing
a lot of them. Yeah, man, that's all we've been doing, man,
because you know, we can't go anywhere, we can't meet

(05:46):
up with people. So man, we've we've been doing him
a whole lot, man, that's all we've been doing. I
hear you were hanging there, man, Be safe, keep your
family safe. Man. It's try to put a laugh on
somebody's face. That's all the nephew trying to do. Man.
And you know what, man, we appreciate everything you do
during this time. Man, you guys are helping us stay up.
So thank you. Bro. Alright, many, let me not this man.

(06:07):
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, Steve Harvey showing to fight? Yeah?
Almost got it? You almost got it? Got it? Got it?
Bullcorn right there? Okay with that? Yeah, stupid is the key.

(06:34):
And as long as I'm doing that, as long as
I'm owning up to that, as long as stupid is
the key, I haven't never a doubt. It's it's not
the key coming. It's just what we It's just what
we stuck with. Now. I resent that. Now what does
that mean? I do? And I rejected with you. I'm

(06:55):
totally you. You you hear two times a week, so
your vote is so limited. You just like black people
was in the Constitution. You three films. Let's see my
three fisces. I disrespect what you said. Well now you

(07:16):
had it and it stands to be true though what
you got to say. Seven, I was just gonna say
you did hire him. Just keep that in mind. No, no, no,
I was for us, both both both highs. Was out
of pity. We ain't gonna alright, So finish your thought

(07:43):
and after you after that, Yeah, come on, come on,
Well you don't know how to bounce back, We'll just
come on. Tell us how stupid you that's what you
was getting. Okay, I'm gonna be stupid. Last and eighteen
and uh, Virginia Beach, Virginia Beach. I would be there
at the Funny Bone. So tickets are on sale right now,

(08:04):
sixteen seventies and eighteen of July. Um, getting ready to
getting ready to post up in DC for about four
months because the nephew got two most seasons of Ready
to Love in Washington, d C. You are next on
the map. Okay, we did Atlanta two seasons, we did
Houston two season. Now it's time for Washington, d C.

(08:27):
Because Ready to Love and that your host is on
the way. Okay, now I'm not stupid when I do
that show. I'm sexy Julian and you're not gonna No,
you're not. You know what. I don't like to talk
to two ugly people. We gotta game, all right. Look

(08:51):
coming up next, thinking, nephew, it is the Strawberry Letter
of the subject. I didn't know there was a side
piece etiquette. We'll talk about it right after this. You're
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