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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in
all of flour Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
after that. Win say he riggs the door to his
home in an attempt to electro hit his pregnant lights.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Police arrested an Orlando man for talking a.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Flamida at the breakfast club.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Bitch you donkey of the day with Charlamagne a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
like this? Well, Donkey Today for Monday, October second goes
to a thirty year old Florida woman named Mary mark
Cart What did your uncle Shalla always tell you about
the great state of Florida. The craziest people in America
come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Now Mary
is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly striking her
daughter with a frozen chicken. I can't make this kind
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of stuff up. Let's go Today plus newsery Port please.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A thirty year old woman has been arrested after allegedly
attacking her daughter with a frozen chicken. Mary Marquart, hailing
from Saint Petersburg, Florida, is facing charges of domestic battery
for reportedly striking her daughter with the chilled poultry item.
According to an arrest affidavit, the victim stated that Marquart
threw a frozen chicken at her, hitting her right leg.
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Marquart's sister also witnessed the incident and confirmed that the
defendant had thrown the bird, resulting in the victim being
struck by the frozen chicken. The motive behind this unusual
attack remains undisclosed in the affidavit. As a result of
the incident, Marquart was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor
count of domestic battery. She was able to post a
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one hundred and fifty dollars cash bond and was released
from the county jail after approximately twenty hours in custody. Marquart,
who has pleaded not guilty, has been ordered by a
judge to have no contact with her daughter.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Now, we debated this here in the Breakfast Club Black
Mothership newsroom, and the president of the Fat Lives Matter
Committee surprisingly wasn't as upset about this as I thought
he would. Be. He literally asked me, why is the
woman getting donk he other day, I said, because A
she assaulted her child in b because she wasted poetry.
He said, no, she didn't waste poetry. That tyson, our
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purdue was frozen. You can still cook that, touche touche.
Then he also said he didn't she didn't assault her
her child. That was just disciplined. Now I understand why
he said that, because culturally, growing up, when I was
disciplined as a black person, whatever my parents could get
their hands on to with me with they was gonna use. Okay,
I've gotten beat in with an assaultment of weapons. You
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remember those big wooden spoons some folks would have up
in their houses decorations. My mom had those in the
kitchen of the single wire trailer we grew up in.
I done got hit with that. I done got beat
with an extension, called and made to go take a bath.
I didn't been hit with boxes of King vitamin cereal.
See that's why so many kids quick to talk back now,
because they don't look around and see what could be
a threat. All right, When I was young, I looked
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around and assess the situation. What is in this room
that I could get a hit with. And if there
was nothing to be hit with in the room we
was in, if parents didn't feel like being creative, oh
in the country, you had to go outside and pick
the way, and they was gonna use Yes, go pick
your own switch. So I understand why the president of
the Fat Lives Matter Committee believes that this was just discipline,
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But it wasn't. This is a good old fashioned assaultant. Furthermore,
at some point we have to start recognizing the low
emotional IQ of some adults. This is just an emotionally
unstable person who is fed up with life and projecting
on her child, projecting that pain by turning by turning
frozen poetry into a projectile. Now, they didn't disclose the
age of the child, so she must be a minor.
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But the victim did state the police that married threw
the frozen chicken at her and it struck her on
the right leg. I don't know. I don't want to
minimize this child's pain or what they went through, but
that child would have survived. In the nineteen hundreds, my
daddy beat me with an extension cord and made me
go take a bath. Afterwards, Okay, I had friends who
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got beat with the engine belt of a Honda before
all right, we had to pick our own switches, and
it was an ass cutting by committee. Back then, everybody
reserved to write the way you ass if you wasn't
acting right. Okay, And back then folks could have conversations.
It wasn't like they were just jumping to conclusions. When
other people, you know, told your parents they had to
beat you, they told your parents what you did, and
depending on what you did, you might end up getting
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two beatings that day because your parents might deliver in
an entree after the appetizer someone just gave you. Okay,
We used to get paddled in school by principles and
then disciplined by the village if need be. And once again,
there was nothing worse than having to pick your own switch.
Do you know what that does psychologically to a kid
to have to go pick the weapon that's gonna be
used against you, huh? Because you know, if you bring
something too small back that doesn't look like it will hurt,
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your parents gonna make you either go pick another one
or they just gonna go and pick one themselves. So
you really had to pick the right switch to beat
your own ass? Who thought it this? We need to
figure out who was the first person to make a
child go pick their own switch, because that was cruel
and unusual punishment. And if this young kid can press
charges against her mom because she got frozen chicken thrown
at her, then what can we do. I feel like
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those of us born in the nineteen hundreds, born and
raised in the nineteen hundreds should be entitled to some
form of company. Okay, I feel remorse for whatever this
child is going through, but the end of child in
me is like, damn, that's all. That's it. Okay. I
get triggered when I see extension cards. Now, okay, all right,
I can go home right now the months going to
South Carolina and see that same tree I used to
have to pick switches from and immediately can feel that
switch on my ass. I have core memories about those
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beatings with this young child. This young child not about
to stop beating chicken, This young child not about to
go vegan, this child not about to feel away when
Project pat Chickenhead or CARDI beef Bickinghead comes on. I'm
not trivializing this child's pain at all. I'm just simply
saying we went through worse and we didn't get our
parents arrested, and we probably didn't because, Bro, do you
know what kind of whipping I would have gotten for
calling the police on any of the adults that raised me?
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Are you serious anyway? Please give Mary Marquette the biggest
he hull? Is it just discipline? Though I feel sorry
for you, Bro, don't feel sorry for me.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I do.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm fine. Switches, well, you grew up in the city,
so you never had to pick a switch. You probably
got rats thrown as you shut up.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Man, Man, that's in bagels, Timberlands and Air Force ones.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, man, your dady was wearing Timberland. Oh man, Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Jesus Christ, all right, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Donkey Today, Donkey Today is brought to you by the
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Speaker 2 (06:23):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club