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October 9, 2023 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know it's donkey up today time.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Damn he hogged, It's time to donkey kick.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean trying to be donkey today.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
No more.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
These things called donkey of the day and it really
caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey
out of the day today?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Jesselarious donkey today for Tuesday, October ninth goes the officer
Louis Lozano and officer Eric Mitchell. Should I say former
officer Louis Lozano and former officer Eric Mitchell. They are
former Los Angeles police officers who were fired because they
were too busy discussing Pokemon Goal while someone was getting robbed.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Let's go to ABC seven for the Port police video.
Maybe you were able to do your life chat.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
With where were you? Game was on night? Right now?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I'm like, dang now the love in the l A
p D send some shocking new video showing the moments
two LAPD officers ignored a backup call about a robbery
and instead played Pokemon Go. This all happened back in
twenty seventeen, when the Exchange was caught on the digital
camera inside their squad car. The officers continued to ride
around and talk about catching the Pokemon character Snorlax after

(01:19):
a captain reviewed the video while they were fired the
next year. The officers tried arguing the recording should have
been dismissed because they were private conversations, but both the
lower court and the appeals court disagreed with that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Wow, one of the aliens coming, not the ones crossing
the border, the extraterrestrials. Okay, Et and than Os dim
can y'all please come back to the Earth. The least
got to be up. Okay, we are so sorry for
what we have done to your planet. God, I totally
understand why you would never thin your only be gotten
favorite son, Jesus back here. What would be the point
of ascending him back to this silly ass, unserious planet.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Somebody out there getting rapped? Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Meanwhile, these cops are busy searching for Pokemons water now
just to play White Devil's advocate. Other cops did respond
to the armed robbery call, so they probably felt like
they got it under control.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
We'll get there when we get there.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
But I come from an era before mobile games like
Pokemon Go, and we used to play games like Cops
and Robbers. Y'all didn't play Cops and robbers as kids,
of course. Yeah, so now when we play Cops and Robbers,
do we not go stop the robbers? Because where too
busy playing Pokemon Go? And what if there was a
lot of Pokemon to be captured at the scene of
the armed robbery, these officers might have really missed out. Okay, Now,

(02:30):
the worst part about this is that these officers simply
are not living up to the motto of protecting and serving.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Instead of being out trying to catch a robber, they
were going back and forth about who can catch Bulbazar
and Ivy Sar and Venosaar. They was worried about all
the stars, but didn't want to be officers of the
law and do their damn jobs. Sidebar, I had a
friend who would call me Sharhizard all the time, and I.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Was so confused.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I never understood why until I started paying attention to
this phenomenon called Pokemon Go. What is it? Oh that's
what it was pronounced, Oh, charzar charge. Yeah, they would
call me Charzard. Okay, now, there's nothing wrong with an
officer killing some time playing some mobile games. But when
those mobile games stop you from doing your actual job, okay,
then you deserve to be fired, especially when your job

(03:14):
is the same folks, all right, you had the opportunity
to stop a whole armed robbery and you literally said,
I don't want to be his help.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
More and more every day I realized why Alonzo hated
Hoyt so bad in training day, and why he hated
Hoint so bad in training day because these two officers,
Louis Lozano and Eric Mitchell, they had no business in
the field. They needed to go get a nice poom
poom desk job chasing bad checks to something.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
They clearly not built for the action that comes with
being a law enforcement officer, all right, because they would
rather be at the Pokemon Gofest instead of the police academy.
Please give Louis Lozano and Eric Mitchell the sweet sounds
of the Hamiltons.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Of the day, the dog gee all the day.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yee.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Whole world? Was that the four Tops the four Times?
That wasn't a gay reference, the singing group the four Tops.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh no, that was the Hamiltons. I didn't know I
was like, it was only two officers I was. I
was like, where did the other two tops come from?
Now that's what he said. Wow, now you did mention aliens.
And I want to tell people, uh Ring camera.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yes, it's offering a million dollars to anyone who
captures an alien with the doorbell camera.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's right now.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
The winner will get a million dollars grand prize paid
out in fifty thousand yearly installments for two decades, and
Ring is also offering a five hundred dollars Amazon gift
card for the most creative fake.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
So if you catch I don't like that, That's what
I don't like.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
But I like the having a million dollars out there
to catch the extraterrestrial. But then you're gonna offer money
for the most creative fake. So now what if there's
a real one on there, but nobody's gonna think it's
real because they're gonna think it's a real creative fake.
So now if I'm actually an extraterrestrial, right, like I say,
I'm just like a little trouble making extraterrestrial who likes
to come down every now and then kick it, you know,

(05:18):
around Halloween. Blending now I can just walk by a
ring camera actually be an alien, then go collect the prize.
I can tell you right now, if I see this
pop up in my neighborhood where people are doing all
of this for a prize, I'm gonna call the LAPD.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Not that they would show up and do anything, but
this is they'll be too busy playing Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Go right, all right, well, thank you for that donkey
of the day. Now, when we come back, we got
a special guest join us, right.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, doctor Alfre Brieland noble man, Doctor Alfre Brielan, noble.
She runs the Acoma Project and she runs my foundation,
the Mental Wealth Alliance, and she'll be here to give
us a recap of the third annual Mental Wealth Export
that happened this past Saturday.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
All right, et will see y'all tomorrow. Everybody else, we're
gonna kick it up well her when we come back,
so don't move.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's to Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
M HM.

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