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March 27, 2023 8 mins

Man Breaks Into Daycare, Steals Diapers & Pretends To Be A Baby Girl

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Damn the hog, it's start. I ain't trying to be
dunkey today, no more. They should be embarrassed by what
they already did. I'm not making these people do these
days called donkey of the day, and it really caught
me off guard. Damn Solomagne, who got the donkey out
of the day to day? Donkey him to day from Monday,

(00:27):
March twenty seventh goes to sixty five year old Daniel Seeler. Now,
Daniel is from New York and I want to be
careful with how I report this story because I don't
want to be canceled. Okay. I truly respect everyone's right
to identify as they wish, all right, that's the era
we live in, right, you can identify as whatever you
want to identify asks for I don't want to be
insensitive to what people feel, all right, But don't let

(00:47):
what you feel or should I say, don't let what
you identify as get you arrested. Okay. See. Daniel is
charged with burglary and petite larceny. He was released on
an appearance ticket after police determined he was not a
danger to the sill of these children are staff. Now, look,
I don't know if he's a danger to the children
or staff. I think we need a few more site
tests to determine that. But I do know that if

(01:08):
he's doing things that are causing him to get arrested,
he's a danger to himself. And right now, what he
identifies as, or should I say, what he wanted to
pretend to be, makes him a danger to himself. Would
you like to know what sixty five year old Daniel
Seiler did? And then I'll tell you what he identifies
as after I let you know what he did. Okay,
let's go to ABC thirteen News for the report Police

(01:29):
the Sheriff's Office investigating a burglary at the daycare and
Clarkson at least say sixty five year old Daniel Seiler
of Holly broke into the Inspire Learning and Childcare over
on Lake Road and stole diapers and baby formula. He
is charged with burglary and Patty larn say, you know
what I hate about that news report is that they

(01:50):
didn't even just bury the lead. They didn't even present
the lead. Okay, because I read this story this morning
and the headline was man breaks in to daycare steals diapers.
Now he didn't steal the diapers and formula, you know,
because he had a crying baby at home. No, The
headline says, man breaks into daycare, steals diapers, pretends to

(02:13):
be a baby. A New York man allegedly into the
daycare center and clarkson while it was closed, stole diapers,
in formula, and left notes behind indicating he wanted to
pretend to be a baby girl. Yeah, he wasn't stealing
these things because he had a crying baby at home
and couldn't afford, you know, to get the formula and
the diapers. No, he just wanted to experience what it

(02:36):
felt like to be a baby girl. Okay. Daniel Seela,
sixty five years old, identifies as a baby. Okay, not
the baby from Charlotte, North Carolina, not a little baby
from Atlanta, Georgia, not ceo baby from New Orleans, but
a real baby, a baby girl like Maggie Simpson. Okay.
This man was breaking into the daycare and putting diapers

(02:58):
together to make a bigger one. Okay. They said this
man drank a half a bottle of formula, used the bib,
and stole diapers because he wanted to pretend to be
a baby girl. The Sinners director told police and employee
found one hundred and twenty dollars along with a handwritten
note on January thirty if asking if the daycare had
adult sized diapers and if the staff would play along.

(03:21):
The director says they immediately contacted law enforcement, upun discovery
or to break in, and decided to install US avalance camera.
The director said a similar note was found the following
Monday with two hundred dollars okay when the director said,
the note included sizes for pants, shoes, braws, and dresses,
with the man indicating he'd liked the play as a
baby girl and called himself baby Daniel. What do you

(03:46):
call this trans infant? Wells's the baby girls would be
like trans boo boo, a trans cup, transported cup? What
you call your daughter's envy? Choose trans choose trans little lamb?
Is it trans crisky panch when they get upset? As
it trans little miss chubby cheeks. I just want to
know what to properly call this person, because I don't

(04:07):
want to get in any trouble for calling him the
wrong pro nown. Now, Daniel wouldn't be a non binary
baby because he said he identifies as a baby girl
and wants to identify as a baby girl. Can non
binary baby because when you're being raised to be gender neutral, okay,
when you allow a child to choose their own gender, Daniel,
at the tender age of sixty five, has chosen his gender. Okay,
so he's a trans baby girl. Now on the scale

(04:28):
of one to read, damniculous, waits this fall red? Damniculous? Okay, okay,
some don't here to days just sell himselves. Please give
Daniel Seieler the sweet sounds of the Hamletones. Oh now
you are the doge, the damn the dog gee, Oh

(04:55):
the day ye. Now where do you lock an infant up?
Though you got arrested for burglary and petite larceny, there's
no jail for infants. Where do you put him? Well,
I'm sorry, where do you put the baby? Are we
gonna play a game? I don't know what racist person is?

(05:16):
Does it matter? Doesn't matter? He cannot truthfully, he can
identify with whatever race he wants to identify. Ass right, Yeah,
I would not identify something. What I mean Listen, when
I was younger, you know what I wanted to be.
I told y'all this a million times teen wolf Man,

(05:36):
that first teen Wolf movie. Michael J. Fox got tackle
all those guys and then he popped up as the
wolf and started bawling on them holes. Oh man, you
know what I would want to be? What I would
want to be a lapdog to a rich white person?
Oh that, think about it. I'm gonna be honest, think
about it. I had never looked at you to sell

(05:58):
out till just now, because look, think about that. Hell,
would you want to identify as a lap dog to
a rich white person? You get the finest food? What
is you saying? You never have to walk black man?
You fly first class of private, the best hotels, the
best water you can do. And then and then when
white people die, they give their fortune to the dog.
Why not identify as Oprah? You could just be Oprah.

(06:19):
You could just identify as Oprah, be a rich black
woman and do all of those things. Nobody's gonna carry
me around. People to carry you around. But when you
let that kind of money, rich people do it with
the dogs. They can't about the dog more than their kids.
Dj MB said if he could identify as anything, he'd
be a lap dog to a rich white person when
they die, they how much it was sound they get
when they die, they give you allowed to use Beijing

(06:40):
no more. But I'm gonna be honest with you. I
don't use Beijing or just from being what that was silly?
I don't find that fun. Teen wolf. A silly teen
wolf is way better than being a lapdog for a
rich white person. They die to give me that money, Well,
you just let the whole Dominican community down, manest with

(07:03):
all right, Well eight hundred five eight five one oh
five one. You can make believe you can identify as anything. Well,
I pretend to be whatever you want to be. Just
according to this dude report, Daniel Silas said he wanted
to pretend to be a baby girl. So I guess
that's identifying as a baby girl, a baby girl named Danielle.
So let's play a little game and make believe if
you could pretend to be whatever you want to be,

(07:25):
what would you be on this fine Monday morning? And
if you say, he'll be a lapdog for a rich
white person like a Pomeranian, Now that's too big, ah poofy,
nobody thinks that sounds crazy. Petney all day, give me
the finest foods we traveled to the fine say rich
white person. I probably wouldn't even have problem. The reason
I gotta say rich white person because black people, when

(07:45):
they die, they're not gonna leave no money to the
do be a rich black person, not gonna leaan no
money to the dog. Black people are not leaving them
money today. What you're gonna do with the money as
a dog? Envy? I ain't think that far. I know
you know. I don't think you thought this through it all.
I don't. I don't know, but i'd be rich. I'll
be a being there. Oh my god, what happening here
this morning? Manof wow? What's up with you this morning? Man?

(08:06):
What happened to you? What's going on? Right am? I beat?
What's up? Man? I'll sucking me or something? Uh got
eight hundred five eight five one? What would you like
to identify? Hey? Drop on a clue bump from Ko Grimes.
Nicole Grimes said, I don't know why you're surprised then
if you want to be white and rich, white people
at their dog sometimes, now we know what the hell

(08:30):
going on? Thank you, Miko, thank you for bringing some
clarity to this situation in real time, let's talk about
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