July 29, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Some donkey days, just himself watching Charlotte Man. Ready, I
never read the donkey d say it again? Yes you
are done, all right?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Don't get to day for Monday, July twenty ninth. Hello,
back to the work week. How y'all feeling out there? Now?
It's going to a twenty one year old man named
Kenneth Selner. Okay, Kenneth has been arrested for committing sexual
acts on a horse.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, not just any horse. He had sex with his
mother's horse. Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
He's from Phoenix and a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Called authorities after reportedly catching her son identified as Kenneth Sellner,
committing sexual acts with her horse while she was away
on vacation. I believe it was comedian David Attel. He said,
the one good thing about having sex with a horse
is you always have a ride home. Okay, trust me,
these chokes right to themselves, all right. So a twenty
one year old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into a bar.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Ah, shoot, already messed it up. Let me start over.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So a twenty one year old man named Kenneth Sellner
comes into a horse. Okay, I want the record to
show that Kenneth Sallner's mom is not a snitch, all right.
There's a lot of people she could have called on
her son after catching him having sex with the family horse,
and the police is probably at the bottom of the list.
I would have called the men in the white coats. Okay,
he needs to be fifty one to fifty. And I'm
(01:27):
not talking about Corey Hoakom's show, all right. She probably
was already suspicious. That's why she set the cameras up. Okay,
cause let me tell you, let me tell you. I
don't even tell you what happened. Seller's mom said that
she asked her son to clean the horse stall while
she wasn't there, but that's when they checked the security cameras.
She noticed that Kenneth was touching the horses genitals and
(01:49):
rubbing the horses genitals on his bare body.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh listen, man, Okay. She probably was already suspicious. That's
why she set the cameras up.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She probably was washed and clothes and found pieces of
hay in his underwear, okay, pieces of pieces of horseman
on his clothes. And she probably told her told his
told her son, you know, stop horsing around, all right,
and he didn't listen. Okay, imagine he's trying to set
the moved. He turns on genuine pony all right, tells him,
tells him, take your horseshoes off.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Get comfortable.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay. There's a quote that I've heard that I could
never understand. And the quote is, there is something about
the outside of a horse that is good for the
inside of a man. Has anybody ever heard that quote? No,
that is an actual quote. There is something about the
outside of a horse that is good for the inside
of a man. I don't know what that means, but
there was something about the outside of this horse that
(02:40):
made this man want to be inside of it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Now, for the record, he didn't have sex with the horse.
I just told you all that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But his job was the cleaning stalls, and he would
go into the cleaning stalls, and I told you this
curity can recalled him touching the horse.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Of genitals and rubbing the horse of genitals on his
bare body.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, on, you know, it's just it's nasty. Now, let's
talk about this for a second, y'all. This twenty one
year old man ain't never seen a horse penis. Okay, Now,
a horse penis to some can be considered a thing
of beauty. Most horse penises get to be about two
feet long when they not a wreck, when you're just
driving by and they just out there minding their business.
(03:13):
They just out there swinging. When they get erect they
can get about three or four times bigger. So we're
talking about penises that are damned near eight feet long.
That twenty one year old got the plan with all
that horse meat and was like, man, this is better
than call of duty.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, I've been playing with the wrong joysticks. Now.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He's since been released with no bond under the supervision
of pre trial Services. He must be supervised by an officer,
and he must wear an ankle monitor. And they asked
Kenneff why he did what he did to the horse.
He replied because he wanted to be in a stable relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Boom that really happened.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm not making this up. You don't got to believe me.
We'll please give Kennef selling to the biggest he has.
I don't even be liking to talk to you. They
got just be in him making up stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I make that up. We're gonna play a game, play
a game of what guess what race it is? Let
me look at him first, he looked a little miscellaneous
in the face. But what miscellaneous? Not michellanious? Micheline? What
kind of words? Miche Play a game, Let's play a
game of Yes, what rice is right? This is easy?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
White Arizona mother calls deputies. The report sons alleged bestiality
on a horse.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Dj envy, guess what white? Just hilarious? Arizona woman calls deputies.
The report sons alleged reality on a horse. Just hilarious? Yes,
what ricious? Are there? Is there any reason? Y'all? Sound
(04:51):
so sure? Hm? The case, the case can't have got
a white case around both? Y'all? Absolutely correct, can completely.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Some things are reserved for certain sectors of society, certain
beast reality is absolutely one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Jesus, okay, all right, what's the miscellaneous face? Miscellaneous? You
don't know her? I know her, I'm not missing you
know miscellaneous? Right, Jess? You don't know miscellaneous?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, I know what the word means, but I don't
know was the person.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, Miss Selanius. Horrible, It's horrible, just like the horse
jerkes he did a minute ago. Just bad, just just horrible,
just stupidest. Dad jokes I've heard, all right, well, thank
you for that. Donkey Today.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Lamb is soft.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Don't be a donkey when you need to fight her
on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael
to Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com.
And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Wake that ass up Earth in the morning at Breakfast
Club
Some donkey days, just himself watching Charlotte Man. Ready, I
never read the donkey d say it again? Yes you
are done, all right?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Don't get to day for Monday, July twenty ninth. Hello,
back to the work week. How y'all feeling out there? Now?
It's going to a twenty one year old man named
Kenneth Selner. Okay, Kenneth has been arrested for committing sexual
acts on a horse.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, not just any horse. He had sex with his
mother's horse. Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
He's from Phoenix and a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Called authorities after reportedly catching her son identified as Kenneth Sellner,
committing sexual acts with her horse while she was away
on vacation. I believe it was comedian David Attel. He said,
the one good thing about having sex with a horse
is you always have a ride home. Okay, trust me,
these chokes right to themselves, all right. So a twenty
one year old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into a bar.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Ah, shoot, already messed it up. Let me start over.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So a twenty one year old man named Kenneth Sellner
comes into a horse. Okay, I want the record to
show that Kenneth Sallner's mom is not a snitch, all right.
There's a lot of people she could have called on
her son after catching him having sex with the family horse,
and the police is probably at the bottom of the list.
I would have called the men in the white coats. Okay,
he needs to be fifty one to fifty. And I'm
(01:27):
not talking about Corey Hoakom's show, all right. She probably
was already suspicious. That's why she set the cameras up. Okay,
cause let me tell you, let me tell you. I
don't even tell you what happened. Seller's mom said that
she asked her son to clean the horse stall while
she wasn't there, but that's when they checked the security cameras.
She noticed that Kenneth was touching the horses genitals and
(01:49):
rubbing the horses genitals on his bare body.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh listen, man, Okay. She probably was already suspicious. That's
why she set the cameras up.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She probably was washed and clothes and found pieces of
hay in his underwear, okay, pieces of pieces of horseman
on his clothes. And she probably told her told his
told her son, you know, stop horsing around, all right,
and he didn't listen. Okay, imagine he's trying to set
the moved. He turns on genuine pony all right, tells him,
tells him, take your horseshoes off.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Get comfortable.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay. There's a quote that I've heard that I could
never understand. And the quote is, there is something about
the outside of a horse that is good for the
inside of a man. Has anybody ever heard that quote? No,
that is an actual quote. There is something about the
outside of a horse that is good for the inside
of a man. I don't know what that means, but
there was something about the outside of this horse that
(02:40):
made this man want to be inside of it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Now, for the record, he didn't have sex with the horse.
I just told you all that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But his job was the cleaning stalls, and he would
go into the cleaning stalls, and I told you this
curity can recalled him touching the horse.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Of genitals and rubbing the horse of genitals on his
bare body.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, on, you know, it's just it's nasty. Now, let's
talk about this for a second, y'all. This twenty one
year old man ain't never seen a horse penis. Okay, Now,
a horse penis to some can be considered a thing
of beauty. Most horse penises get to be about two
feet long when they not a wreck, when you're just
driving by and they just out there minding their business.
(03:13):
They just out there swinging. When they get erect they
can get about three or four times bigger. So we're
talking about penises that are damned near eight feet long.
That twenty one year old got the plan with all
that horse meat and was like, man, this is better
than call of duty.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, I've been playing with the wrong joysticks. Now.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He's since been released with no bond under the supervision
of pre trial Services. He must be supervised by an officer,
and he must wear an ankle monitor. And they asked
Kenneff why he did what he did to the horse.
He replied because he wanted to be in a stable relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Boom that really happened.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm not making this up. You don't got to believe me.
We'll please give Kennef selling to the biggest he has.
I don't even be liking to talk to you. They
got just be in him making up stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I make that up. We're gonna play a game, play
a game of what guess what race it is? Let
me look at him first, he looked a little miscellaneous
in the face. But what miscellaneous? Not michellanious? Micheline? What
kind of words? Miche Play a game, Let's play a
game of Yes, what rice is right? This is easy?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
White Arizona mother calls deputies. The report sons alleged bestiality
on a horse.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Dj envy, guess what white? Just hilarious? Arizona woman calls deputies.
The report sons alleged reality on a horse. Just hilarious? Yes,
what ricious? Are there? Is there any reason? Y'all? Sound
(04:51):
so sure? Hm? The case, the case can't have got
a white case around both? Y'all? Absolutely correct, can completely.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Some things are reserved for certain sectors of society, certain
beast reality is absolutely one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Jesus, okay, all right, what's the miscellaneous face? Miscellaneous? You
don't know her? I know her, I'm not missing you
know miscellaneous? Right, Jess? You don't know miscellaneous?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, I know what the word means, but I don't
know was the person.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, Miss Selanius. Horrible, It's horrible, just like the horse
jerkes he did a minute ago. Just bad, just just horrible,
just stupidest. Dad jokes I've heard, all right, well, thank
you for that. Donkey Today.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Lamb is soft.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Don't be a donkey when you need to fight her
on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael
to Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com.
And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Wake that ass up Earth in the morning at Breakfast
Club
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