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Watch out for Florida. The craziest people in America come
from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are
a donkey. It's the Florida man. A chapped and at
n for a very strange reason. It gave him too
much money. Florida man is arrested if to definitely say
he's rigged the door to his home and an attempt
to electrocit his puget. White police arrested in Orlando man
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for talking a folda to Breakfast Club. Bitchy Donkey of
the Day with Charlay the guy. I don't know why
y'all keep letting him get ya elected. It ain't me
as y'all duvall donkey today for Friday, August nineteenth, goes
to an ambitious entrepreneur named Jack Edward Fisher. Now Jack
is eighteen years old and he's from Florida. What did
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your uncle Charlotte get on this radio all the time
and tell you about the great state of Florida. The
craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
of Florida, and today is no exception. Jack Edward Fisher
represents a new generation of hustlers who overstand that just
because you build it doesn't mean they will come. What
are you talking about, Uncle Charlotte? Just because you build?
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What the what is anything? Okay, any product you're selling,
any product you have created, whatever your hustle is. Just
because you build it doesn't mean they will come. You
have to build things and then meet people where they are.
And that's what Jack Edward Fisher did. See he understands
why door, dash and Uber each so successful because they
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are willing to meet people where they are. And that's
what Jack Edward Fisher wanted to do. He wanted to
meet people where they are with his products. So Jack
Fisher first had to make people aware that he was
peddling some goods. So he sent out text messages asking
folks if they watch some of what he's selling. Random
text messages the people and he doesn't even know. And
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so Jackson and text the Flagger County Commissioner Joe Mullins. Now,
what did Jack Edward Fisher offer to sell? The commissioner.
Let's go to Fox News dot com for the report. Police,
an eighteen year old suspected drug dealer in Florida was
arrested after asking a county commissioner if he wanted to
buy cocaine in a random text message authority set a Monday,
Jack Edward Fisher was arrested after an undercover by Best
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operation in Palm Coast. Flagler County Commissioner Joe Mullins alerted
the Sheriff's office that he received a text from someone
offering to sell him an eight all of cocaine. Detectives
took screenshots of the text conversation between Mullins and the suspect,
whose phone number they said was later traced to Fisher.
Fisher was arrested without incident after walking up to the
undercover detective vehicle to make the sale. Fisher was found
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in possession of a bag filled with three point one
seven grams of fennel, which authority said was enough to
potentially kill one thousand, five hundred and eighty five people.
Jack asked Edwards offered to sell the county commissioner and
eight ball of cocaine. Imagine sitting at your house, minding
your business, and you get a text from someone offering
you an eight ball, a blow, an eight ball and
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nose candy. What does the generation called cocaine? Did they
still say? Ride in the white Horse. All. Instead of
let's do a line to, they say, let's do an
algorithm hashtag bookers sugar listen, I know you out there, like,
gon't threaten me with a good time. But the county
commissioner don't want cocaine? All right? Jack text the County
commission that Joe Mullins and asked him did he want
to buy an eight ball of coke? And commission to
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Mullins went right into cooperating with authorities mode. He kept
in touch with Jackass Fisher and arranged an in person
meeting at a local pond. Let me tell all you
drug deal or something. You meet someone at a pond
to sell drugs, you going to jail? Okay, ain't no
if hands or butts about it. Nobody that is seriously
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buying a drug like cocaine to use or sell, which
say meet me buy a pond. Okay? But oh Jack
is only eighteen and like I said, Jack is short
for Jackass. So he showed up to set pond and
was immediately arrested without incident. But this should show you
how God works, okay, Jackass. Edward Fisher was arrested and
was also found in possession of a bag filled with
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three point seventeen grams of fenton All, which authority said
was enough to potentially kill one thousand, five hundred eighty
five people. You may think he accidentally sent that text
to Commission to Joe Mullins, but that was divine and
one thousand, five hundred and eighty five people's lives were
potentially saved because of it. Now, Jack asked, Edward Fisher
has charged with felony possession of finton all would intended
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to distribute, and unlawful use of a two way communications device.
I had no idea that was even a charge. They
are literally charging you for doing illegal activities on your phone,
and I, for one him not mad at it all right,
Believe it or not, kids, there was a time when
you didn't discuss crimes on your phone. I repeat, kids,
there was a time when you didn't discuss crimes on
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your phone. I mean it was a cardinal sin. One
of the number one things you learned, top three things
you learned, is don't talk about any illegal business on
your phone. I know that's absolutely hard, unbelievable for this
generation to believe, but it happened, Okay. I was there,
Fisher was held on three thousand dollars bond, which means
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if he's not home already, he will be home shortly,
probably meeting people where they are right now with eight
balls of cocaine as we speak. I mean these lawyer
fees not gonna pay themselves. Please give Jackass Edward Fisher
the biggest he hare. All right, well, thank you for
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the day, sir. Yes, I'm not playing a game. I
kind of want to play game. Oh god, alright, alright, alright,
let's play a game of guess what races go now?
Jackass Edward Fisher. Jackass Edward Fisher, eighteen years old of
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Florida sent out a random random text message to County
Commissioner Joe Mullins, and he offered to sell him at
eight ball of cocaine. He got a bond of three
thousand dollars dj nvy. Guess what race he is? Uh? Black?
He said, you think he's black. He got caught with
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three point seventeen grams of fencing al which authority said
was enough to potentially kill one thousand, five hundred and
eighty five people. And you got a bond to three
thousand dollars. Huh white? Oh you changed your hands. I'm
going white. Sorry, okay, yeah, Angren jackass Edward Fisher. He's
eighteen years old from Florida. Okay. Uh sent out a
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text message to a county commissioner offering him to sell
him an eight baller cocaine, went and got arrested as
he tried to sell it, and also got caught with
three point seventeen grams of fencing, on which authority said
was enough to potentially kill one thousand, five hundred and
eighty five people. And he got a three thousand dollars bond. Cass,
what race? He is? Definitely white? Wow? Wow? Well, DJ
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Henty and ANGELI are both absolutely correct, Jack asked Edward
Fisher's caca. He'sa You knew what threw me off? Three
off when you didn't want to play the game. When
you said you didn't want to play the game, I
was like, damn, maybe he's black and charlomye don't want
to play the game. But then when you said three
thousand dollar bond, you said fetting, she said, texted somebody,
I'm like, that's all white, white, white white. It was
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the bond because I feel like with the bond only
three thousand dollars. Definitely, yeah, especially if if you have
enough fencing all to kill one thousand, five hundred and
eighty five people. But are you accusing me of discrimination
with guess what race it is? Is that what you're saying? Yes?
Oh yes, wow, wow, wow wow wow. I got a
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w on both my ass cheeks bending over what wown?
Threaten me with a good time on this Friday? All right,
thank you for that, Donkey of the Dame, the big
old huge Joe. All right, Next, is R and B dead?
Is that the question? Eight hundred five eight five one
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oh five one? Is R and B dead? Did he
said it dead? Let's talk about it. What do you think?
Eight hundred five A five one o five one is
the breakfast clung go morning