August 29, 2022 • 7 mins
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All of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. It's a
Florida man, a chap and at n for a very
strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man
is arrested after definitely say he's rigged the door to
his home and an attempt to electric kate his plignant wife.
Police arrested in Orlando man for talking a familia to
breaktast club Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Sharlam Haine
(00:20):
a guy I don't know why y'all keep letting him
get y'all like well. Donkey of Today from Monday, August
twenty ninth goes to a Florida man named Paul Terrabowski.
What did your uncle Sharla always say about the great
state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Now Paul is thirty four years old, and he clearly
(00:42):
has zero regard for the Bible scripture First Corinthians thirteen eleven.
Y'all know that scripture. Right when I was a child,
I talked like a child, I thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child. When I became a man.
I put the ways of childhood behind me. Well not
this guy, all right, he don't want to grow up.
He's a horse or us kid, Uncle Charlotte, did you
just sayd whores or us? Well, yes I did, and
(01:03):
I don't mean it as a slur in any way,
shape or form. I'm talking about the textbook definition of
the word whore. Okay, but nown that means a prostitute,
a prostitute. What was Paul doing? What a prostitude? Well,
let's go to NBC eight w FLA to find out.
July fifteenth had to be one of the happiest days
of Paul's life, probably one of the happiest days in
(01:26):
all of our lives. He got married. He got married,
and he was on his honeymoon. His new bride falls asleep,
and he decides, I'm going to respond to and add
to one of them that one of our under covers
the place to go have sex that evening. So he
leaves and comes to the hotel and wishes to purchase sex. Well,
(01:46):
he was placed under arrest immediately. I know we all
probably have questions about how long this marriage lasted, but
I think the only question here is with it ending
so quickly as a wedding guest, was it too late
to get the gifts that they gave a return back
to them. Everybody's a damn comedian. This is a wild, wild,
(02:09):
wild human right here. You on your honeymoon, your your
new bride is sleeping, and you decide to sneak out
to go meet the prostitute that you met online. I
think Paul got his occasions messed up. Paul, You're supposed
to have the prostitute at the bachelor's party, not the honeymoon.
And you only have them at the bachelor party if
you haven't already lived a life personally. I never even
(02:30):
had a bachelor's party, simply because I didn't deserve one. Okay,
I was out here acting like a bachelor when I
wasn't one, so I knew I wasn't even gonna play
myself like that and have a bachelor's party. But Paul,
if you needed to have one more fling, you needed
to sow some wild oats one last time before you
got married. That's exactly when you should have done it
before you got married. Okay, not to mention, what could
(02:51):
a prostitute do for you that your wife couldn't do
for you on your honeymoon. It's the honeymoon, Like, isn't
that when a husband and wife go off and celebrate
their new nuptials and just rafush each other for a week?
I mean, damn, most women be so happy to be
married that they'd be in the peepopping on their handstand,
showing their husband all types of new tricks, things that
they were holding back from you, you know, holding back
(03:13):
from showing you because y'all were marriage Yet Paul, you
probably didn't even get the experience all your wife has
the awful because YouTube busy trying to play call girl
and duty. Why what's the reason? This is self sabotage
at his finest, Paul, if you didn't really want to
be married, just say that, because there's no way, bro.
All right. I've seen men attempts from very foolish, childish
(03:34):
things in my day, But Paul, this is a level
of I don't give an efnence that I've never witnessed before.
Why doesn't your brain at some point just say no? Like,
at no point did your brain not process this isn't
a good idea, Like no intuition kicked in, No spidey sense,
just nothing. Everything in your internal alarm system said. You know,
(03:55):
I know mama honeymoon and my new wife, but I'm
gonna sneak out while she's sleep and go meet this
prostitute and I'll be back right quick. And what if
your wife wanted to get some of that honeymoon hunting
and when you got back you got extra loads for that?
Huh thirty four. I'm not sure you could just reload
cocky name like you used to. But bro, I just
keep trying to make sense of this situation, and all
I keep coming back to is the phrase stupid? Is
(04:17):
it stupid? Does? What does that even mean? It means
that the actions of someone often are an indicator of
their intelligence, are lack thereof very true. But in this case,
when a man is on his honeymoon with his wife
and he sneaks out to go be with a prostitute,
it's an in cata that this person is from Florida.
Please give Paul to her Volski to sweet sounds of
the hambltones. Oh no you are dogee of the day,
(04:46):
do gee oh the day? Ye all right, so wild
boy right here, boy, this is a wild This is
a wild wild human right here, we playing a game
in the game or you want to play a game. Yeah, sure,
let's play a game. Let's play a game of guess
(05:08):
what racing? All right, get my clues? All right? Why
Paul Terabowski, he's from Florida. He was on his honeymoon
and he snuck out on his honeymoon, he snuck out,
left his wife sleeping in the bed. They go meet
with a prostitute online. Dj n V. Yes, what racist,
I'll go white. Tell me why you stay white? Um?
(05:35):
Sounds like Caucasian behavior, you know, leave the wife in
the bedroom and go pay for punani when you have
free poonnani at the house. Yeah, there's a lot, there's
a lot of there's a lot of cau cassidy and
that a lot of let's see why you would say
that a little bit, a little bit, a little bit
well dj n V, Absolutely correct, Paula right, all right, now, yes, Now,
(06:00):
now a question though, if you're his wife, you're the
new bride, just got married, I mean just got married.
You're on your honeymoon. Your husband sneaks off to go
be with a prostitute and gets arrested. Right, do you
in the marriage. Do you walk away right then and
(06:21):
there I'm gonna do. Yes, I'm in that marriage. You
don't like my po nani. And the first day, the
first day, my mouth work ain't good enough? My mouth
working right? Ba jj ain't moving the ocean in the
first day, girl, what's gonna happen? Day three, day four,
day five? My hand is not working enough? Not not.
(06:41):
Now this is over, this is this is absolutely positively
now Now now do your kids know you identify as
a woman in me? Or this is the first time you.
I was just saying I was playing the character. But
let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five A
five one oh five one. Ladies, what would you do
in this situation? It's the honeymoon, damn it. And he
(07:03):
just got married and then he goes he is your
new husband gets a prostitute. Yeah, let's talk about it.
Not serious. I want to know like and our ladies.
I want you to think about this. Don't think, don't
think with emotion and just say I would leave, I
would leave me. Want you to really think about this
before you answer. Okay, all right, okay, eight hundred five
eight five one five one. Lets talk about it. Is
the Breakfast Club. Come on in the Breakfast Club,
All of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. It's a
Florida man, a chap and at n for a very
strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man
is arrested after definitely say he's rigged the door to
his home and an attempt to electric kate his plignant wife.
Police arrested in Orlando man for talking a familia to
breaktast club Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Sharlam Haine
(00:20):
a guy I don't know why y'all keep letting him
get y'all like well. Donkey of Today from Monday, August
twenty ninth goes to a Florida man named Paul Terrabowski.
What did your uncle Sharla always say about the great
state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Now Paul is thirty four years old, and he clearly
(00:42):
has zero regard for the Bible scripture First Corinthians thirteen eleven.
Y'all know that scripture. Right when I was a child,
I talked like a child, I thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child. When I became a man.
I put the ways of childhood behind me. Well not
this guy, all right, he don't want to grow up.
He's a horse or us kid, Uncle Charlotte, did you
just sayd whores or us? Well, yes I did, and
(01:03):
I don't mean it as a slur in any way,
shape or form. I'm talking about the textbook definition of
the word whore. Okay, but nown that means a prostitute,
a prostitute. What was Paul doing? What a prostitude? Well,
let's go to NBC eight w FLA to find out.
July fifteenth had to be one of the happiest days
of Paul's life, probably one of the happiest days in
(01:26):
all of our lives. He got married. He got married,
and he was on his honeymoon. His new bride falls asleep,
and he decides, I'm going to respond to and add
to one of them that one of our under covers
the place to go have sex that evening. So he
leaves and comes to the hotel and wishes to purchase sex. Well,
(01:46):
he was placed under arrest immediately. I know we all
probably have questions about how long this marriage lasted, but
I think the only question here is with it ending
so quickly as a wedding guest, was it too late
to get the gifts that they gave a return back
to them. Everybody's a damn comedian. This is a wild, wild,
(02:09):
wild human right here. You on your honeymoon, your your
new bride is sleeping, and you decide to sneak out
to go meet the prostitute that you met online. I
think Paul got his occasions messed up. Paul, You're supposed
to have the prostitute at the bachelor's party, not the honeymoon.
And you only have them at the bachelor party if
you haven't already lived a life personally. I never even
(02:30):
had a bachelor's party, simply because I didn't deserve one. Okay,
I was out here acting like a bachelor when I
wasn't one, so I knew I wasn't even gonna play
myself like that and have a bachelor's party. But Paul,
if you needed to have one more fling, you needed
to sow some wild oats one last time before you
got married. That's exactly when you should have done it
before you got married. Okay, not to mention, what could
(02:51):
a prostitute do for you that your wife couldn't do
for you on your honeymoon. It's the honeymoon, Like, isn't
that when a husband and wife go off and celebrate
their new nuptials and just rafush each other for a week?
I mean, damn, most women be so happy to be
married that they'd be in the peepopping on their handstand,
showing their husband all types of new tricks, things that
they were holding back from you, you know, holding back
(03:13):
from showing you because y'all were marriage Yet Paul, you
probably didn't even get the experience all your wife has
the awful because YouTube busy trying to play call girl
and duty. Why what's the reason? This is self sabotage
at his finest, Paul, if you didn't really want to
be married, just say that, because there's no way, bro.
All right. I've seen men attempts from very foolish, childish
(03:34):
things in my day, But Paul, this is a level
of I don't give an efnence that I've never witnessed before.
Why doesn't your brain at some point just say no? Like,
at no point did your brain not process this isn't
a good idea, Like no intuition kicked in, No spidey sense,
just nothing. Everything in your internal alarm system said. You know,
(03:55):
I know mama honeymoon and my new wife, but I'm
gonna sneak out while she's sleep and go meet this
prostitute and I'll be back right quick. And what if
your wife wanted to get some of that honeymoon hunting
and when you got back you got extra loads for that?
Huh thirty four. I'm not sure you could just reload
cocky name like you used to. But bro, I just
keep trying to make sense of this situation, and all
I keep coming back to is the phrase stupid? Is
(04:17):
it stupid? Does? What does that even mean? It means
that the actions of someone often are an indicator of
their intelligence, are lack thereof very true. But in this case,
when a man is on his honeymoon with his wife
and he sneaks out to go be with a prostitute,
it's an in cata that this person is from Florida.
Please give Paul to her Volski to sweet sounds of
the hambltones. Oh no you are dogee of the day,
(04:46):
do gee oh the day? Ye all right, so wild
boy right here, boy, this is a wild This is
a wild wild human right here, we playing a game
in the game or you want to play a game. Yeah, sure,
let's play a game. Let's play a game of guess
(05:08):
what racing? All right, get my clues? All right? Why
Paul Terabowski, he's from Florida. He was on his honeymoon
and he snuck out on his honeymoon, he snuck out,
left his wife sleeping in the bed. They go meet
with a prostitute online. Dj n V. Yes, what racist,
I'll go white. Tell me why you stay white? Um?
(05:35):
Sounds like Caucasian behavior, you know, leave the wife in
the bedroom and go pay for punani when you have
free poonnani at the house. Yeah, there's a lot, there's
a lot of there's a lot of cau cassidy and
that a lot of let's see why you would say
that a little bit, a little bit, a little bit
well dj n V, Absolutely correct, Paula right, all right, now, yes, Now,
(06:00):
now a question though, if you're his wife, you're the
new bride, just got married, I mean just got married.
You're on your honeymoon. Your husband sneaks off to go
be with a prostitute and gets arrested. Right, do you
in the marriage. Do you walk away right then and
(06:21):
there I'm gonna do. Yes, I'm in that marriage. You
don't like my po nani. And the first day, the
first day, my mouth work ain't good enough? My mouth
working right? Ba jj ain't moving the ocean in the
first day, girl, what's gonna happen? Day three, day four,
day five? My hand is not working enough? Not not.
(06:41):
Now this is over, this is this is absolutely positively
now Now now do your kids know you identify as
a woman in me? Or this is the first time you.
I was just saying I was playing the character. But
let's open up the phone lines eight hundred five A
five one oh five one. Ladies, what would you do
in this situation? It's the honeymoon, damn it. And he
(07:03):
just got married and then he goes he is your
new husband gets a prostitute. Yeah, let's talk about it.
Not serious. I want to know like and our ladies.
I want you to think about this. Don't think, don't
think with emotion and just say I would leave, I
would leave me. Want you to really think about this
before you answer. Okay, all right, okay, eight hundred five
eight five one five one. Lets talk about it. Is
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