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It's time for don't kill the days to read. But
you're so good at it, you're trying to be fakes Charlamagne,
She wants Charlavage. Man, who do you give a duck? Here? Today?
Two man? Well sexy read Donkey Today for Friday. In
March twenty ninth, goes to a woman named Shannon Teresa
Marie Schwartz. She is a playboy model. Yes, that playboy.
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I don't know exactly what that means to be a
playboy model. I assume she's been in a Playboy or
two and she has posed in a bikini on the
cover of Maxim magazine, Yes, Maxim New Zealand back in December.
But we need to have a discussion this morning about
just how far a woman should go for her man. Now, Shannon,
who I will keep telling you, is a playboy model,
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has a boyfriend. And her boyfriend's name is will Helm
Lewis Huntsinger. He was charged with being a felon in
possession of two hundred and five rounds of remitting two
twenty three caliber ammunition and some drugs and other stuff.
And he's incarcerated in the Honolulu Federal Detention Center. Now,
Shannon clearly loves her man, willing to do anything to
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get her man out. But if I was her man,
I wouldn't want her to offer what she offered to
get him out. No, no, no. See, ladies, as a man,
I don't want you to do anything that is going
to possibly cause you to be in the same situation
that I'm in, and in this case, it's jail, and
I definitely don't want you give him away with you
gave away. See, Shannon made a bribe to one of
the officers. What do you think a playboy playmate would
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offer this federal officer in exchange for releasing her man?
Let me tell you a story. Then Shannon offered the
agent blank to help him persuade the judge to release
her boyfriend. The agent says he received numerous miscalls, text messages,
and voicemails from Shannon. Shannon told the agent that she
was referred to him as someone who could handle a
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situation for a high profile inmate. Shannon, who was a
playboy playmate, told the agent that she was trying to
secure her boyfriend's release and asked the agent to meet
with him so he could see she was serious and
she could give him what she had to him. Ladies,
this is the way. I appreciate the help, But do
you really believe your boyfriend would be okay with this?
This is why you tell men when they go to jail,
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don't worry about what's going on outside. Okay. You can't
control what your woman wants to give someone while you
locked up. You will drive yourself crazy trying to control
where a woman wants to give someone while you locked up.
And I damn sure don't want you giving things to
other men, okay, saying you're doing it for me, Shannon
allegedly text the agent, I can help with whatever you need.
Not show what your services costs you paying him to
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service you first of all, that's trafficking, okay. And you
know what the agent did after she texted, He opened
a formal investigation in the Shannon hot ass. Okay. I
guess Shannon didn't know it was an open investigation because
she was too busy trying to open something else the
playboy playmate. Shannon allegedly continued to contact the agent despite
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the agent informing her I can't do nothing to help
in regard to securing her boyfriend's release, but she's a
playboy playmate to cover a maxim for the agent agreed
to meet with Shannon. Also because Shannon wouldn't stop trying
to throw it at the agent. The agent says she
was persistent in asking for help. Now, this is when
the agent was either trying to set her up or
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she was wearing him down, because the agent told Shannon
that he would have to continue communicating with her on
his personal phone. Now I'm joking he was just trying
to set her up because it was actually an undercover
government device to monitor their conversations. And during a meeting
between the playboy playmate and the agent, she allegedly offered
to give the agent this bribe so he could ask
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a judge he was friends with to help aid the
release of her boyfriend. And she told the agent, I'll
give you some now, and give you some with my
boyfriend's release. Now, what would you tell your boyfriend? Okay?
What man would be okay with that? If you would
you be okay with your woman doing that? No, Jess,
would you do that for your man? Now? Ladies, we
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love y'all, but don't be giving up what's ours to
get me out. Shannon then arranged the second meeting with
the agent. How many dates they gonna go on? This
is too much? And at the airport she gave him something.
Remember she promised, I'll give you something now and then
someone he gets out right, But I thought they were investigating, right,
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So that was that was part of investigation to see
if she would really do it, do what you never
said it? Yo, you got us on a tip, like
I mean, yeah earlier head no no no, no, no
no no no no oral oh backshot, but what's wrong?
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Get y'all A thought the gun. She was offering him money, okay,
five thousand dollars. She gave him twenty Yeah, she gave
him twenty five hundred at the airport. And after the
meeting she was arrested in charge with one kind of
bribery of a public official and one kind of instruction
of justice. And she's bar from communicating with her boyfriend.
Oh yeah, he asked, what I do that for? Yeah,
oh yeah, I do that for my man. I'm yes,
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you can't right now. It's like no, oh my god.
I thought it was like a yeah, that's what you
kept saying. Mates. She's a playboy playmate and she couldn't
wait to open her bank account that is. I can't
believe you'll, y'all need to get your mon lif to go.
You'll got kids, you're so funny, grow up. Please give Shannon, Teresa,
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Maurice Schwartz the biggest he hall. I can't believe these
people at open up and you put you put your
a little seductive voice. How he tried to make it
give you something? Yes, money, Nobody says I'll give you
some money like that. So it don't even matter that ship, playboy,
play meat, It don't matter. You want to come a
maxim Well, it matters if you're a good story. Yeah
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you're a clown though, because you really find me. Now.
I wonder if she would have offered that, if the
agent would have said, you know what, maybe right possible.
Damn so now both of them and Jay both now
mama gotta come get right, and mama got to offer something.
I guess she ain't got no money. She probably't got
no money. She probably be like I got something. No,
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take them benches out and get to work. How old
the mama is though? Oh man, all right, well thank
you for that. Donkey Today. Donkey of Today is sponsored
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