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February 16, 2024 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Some Donkey to Day is just smart. I never read them.
Donkey Day again, Lady Charlottevagne the same, that's true.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, Donkey Today for Friday, February sixteenth goes to the
co creator.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
And the host of an amazing show called Hot Ones.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, I'm talking about Sean Evans dropping the clues bombs
for hot Ones. Okay, I like Sean Evans. I've done
Hot Ones before, a fantastic show. He's always shown me
love and respect. But when there's an opportunity to have
a teachable moment via Donkey of Today, I must use it.
In today's lesson is about phot Okay, I've gotten on
this radio and told y'all over and over and over
again that most people wake up every day and don't

(00:50):
even know how to feel. They literally go on social
media and look at what everybody else is saying, and
then they base their opinion on whatever the majority of
people are saying about the person, place, our thing being
spoken of. Okay, in twenty twenty four, most people don't
have feelings, They have narratives. Okay, y'all, sheep don't know
what to feel in this situation is an example of that,

(01:13):
and that's why I'm disappointed in this situation because I
don't know Sean personally, but he's never struck me as
a follower. But he allegedly broke up with his porn
star girlfriend because she's a swallower. Okay, yes, his ex
girlfriend is a porn star named Melissa Scratton. I don't
watch a lot of professional porn like I used to read.
You're familiar.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Rad shook his.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Head definingly yes, and then it was like no, no, no, no, no, Noah,
I might be on camera, Nick, you're familiar, You're not familiar.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I enjoy more of the homemade stuff on porn hub. Okay,
it's a rawness to it that I enjoy the professional stuff.
It's a little too refined for me. But apparently, according
to TMZ, Sean and Melissa just started kicking kicking it
in the fall, and then they met in person at
the end of the year. Also, according to TMZ, they
traveled everywhere together and even attended the Super Bowl together.
Because she's a huge can he's a City Chiefs fan.

(02:01):
Oh you like to like this, Sean? If you spending
money on Super Bowl tickets, Okay, because that's her favorite
sports team. You like that woman, and that's fine, Okay,
pawn start passed and not.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
If you like a woman, then you show that woman
you like her.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, we know physically why you like her, as she's
described on porn sites as a smoking, sexy brunette.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
With large, firm boobs who loved sex.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
As I found out this morning, she's got a verified
account on Pornhub. Okay, first video I saw, the title
was Melissa Stratton and the sloppiest, spittiest scene you ever seen,
suffering suck attas Sean, you took her.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
To the super Bowl, and that's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
But the reason I am giving Sean donkey today is
because Melissa tweeted about her experience at the Big Game
with Sean Evans, and I guess at some point pictures
of him being seen together at the Super Bowl went
viral and people started saying they was a couple. Sean
apparently couldn't take the pressure of that, so he dumped
Melissa on Valentine's Day because of the media attention over there, Rolemance,

(02:59):
this is what Paige's and TMZ are saying, according to insiders, Okay,
according to insiders spoke to TMZ, They said Evans wanted
to keep his personal life private, but the relationship took
a turn after Stratton shared photos from the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
The adult performer was said to be surprised by the
media personality decision, as he was fully aware of her
job before they began dating. And I agree, and that
is why we are here today. I understand you, Sean
wanted to keep your personal life private, but I did
not understand you breaking up with her because people found
out you was dating a porn star.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
If that was a big deal, you wouldn't have wiped
here in the first place. Okay, you knew that she
was in videos titled Melissa Stratton look here. You knew
that before you reached out to her and tried to
connect with her.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Sean. Okay, let's keep it the hoarded. That's why Sean
reached out to her and the person It's crazy, right, Listen,
Broke got what it christ Listen, I'm just saying, man, Sean.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
One of her videos is titled Brunette Slutt goes wild
for Big D and gets Peede on in the show. Okay, Sean,
she was who she was before you got here. You
are thirty seven years old. Sean, You're way too old
to be falling victim to peer pressure. I know you
understand the Internet, and I know you understand how the
internet works. I know you understand how the internet is wired.

(04:24):
You can't let the social media savages win. These people
are relentless and they don't care about your happiness. Sean.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
If you was happy, that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, they gonna make jokes about the hot lesbian double
dial dough videos. Okay, they gonna make jokes about that regardless.
I saw Adam twenty two congratulate you for dating her,
and he said, verbatim, congrats her.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Poom poom is fire.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
He also had some words for Sean after the breakup.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Listen, Sean Evans, you know what I'm not feeling. I'm
not feeling you breaking a sex worker's heart on Valentine's Day.
Nobody deserves that, Listen, Stratton. He's a beautiful woman. Yes,
she has chosen to have sex on camera for her career.
Yes she has had thirteen and in and around her
face mouth possibly, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I gotta go search it up. You really don't want
smoke with a sex worker community.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
So I would appreciate if you would apologize to Melissa.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Listen, listen, Sean, I can understand you not wanting to
deal with that, but you should have known you didn't
want to deal with that before you started dealing with that. Okay,
all of us gotta pass. Every woman alive gotta pass,
every man gotta pass. Okay, it's just that majority of
women's sexual paths, most of our sexual paths aren't titled.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Viewed, and liked on porn hub.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean, big breasted brunette, deep throats a huge South
Carolina game cock.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's pretty straightforward, Sean.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay, you knew what that was, but you buckled to
the mob anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, you did.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Something your ex girlfriend never seemed to do, and that's run.
I mean, she was taking it in every hole imaginable
from the stuff I saw when I saw the guy
put it in her left ear and asked her, can
you hear me now?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I said, Oh, she's a profational professional. Yes. Listen.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
The marl of the story is people, stop falling victim
of social media peer pressure. Do what makes you happy,
regardless of what your social media feed says. Okay, always
remember the words of the legendary Bruce Lee. I'm not
in this world to live up to your expectations, and
you're not in this world to live up the mind.
Please give my guy, Sean Evans the biggest he hull

(06:26):
as you over there throwing up, Jess, I didn't know
what you were throwing about. Was I assumed it was
the morning sickness? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But like it's also the descriptions. But like you get
certain things you can't even hear when you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yo, what.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
I would have enjoyed that if I wasn't pregnant.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
But it's like, whoa, oh my god, no, no, please,
why are you saying?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Why are you so descriptive?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm just reading the titles off porn Hub. These are
actual titles of the videos. I didn't make none of
this stuff up.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
My thing is like, why would he take her to
the Super But you took her to the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Right?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
He liked them, and yeah, I get it, but you
took her there somebody?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Would you know how many people.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
They watched porn?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, you're right, they probably would have been like, hey, Melissa,
then what he would have done?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
How many people that participated in it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:12):
First of all.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
You know what I'm saying, mister Marcus Brian, But I
don't even know the new porn stars. Who are the
new porn stars?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
He probably I don't know, but he probably thought that
they could slip under the radar because you got Usher
Lady guy Guy Taylor Swift Ice Spicy. With all those stars,
he probably nobody gonna see me in my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, with all of those stars there, there's people who
watch somebody like Melissa more than they've seen those stars videos.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Came mercy, Lord have mercy? Yes, But that was donk
here to day now. I was in here earlier and
I heard Taylor, one of our producers, and Jess y'all
were talking behind the scenes. As she throws up again
about words that would be cute baby names if they
weren't already names that would defined yes, where that came
from home? What I'm supposed to topic? What would be
good baby names if they didn't have alternative meaning? Who

(07:59):
is tape pancakes?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
That's their like?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Okay, that's the one on social media?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Can we hear someone tap pancakes? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Any names that I would give my kids if they
didn't have alternative meanings. First one on the list, Chlamydia.
Y'all not hearing me though, Lamydia nickname Dia. She died
her eyes with hearts and she's always in trouble. Clamydia,
get your last. Next on the list, Virginity. It's exacted.
I don't know something about it. Just next, No explanation needed.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Diarrhea. If you disagree, you're not in the right space.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
My favorite felony felony Felonie Maurice Smith.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Whole name.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I ain't gonna lie felonies kid because you stop.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
No for because if I had two twins Fellannie and Melanie,
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Good, y'all talk about them kind of words. Why not Serenity.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Serenity is cute. It already means, it's already your name, like.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Royalty, Royalty, O God, Wisdom.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Wisdom is just clowned out.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, No, I like Virginity, like that's really cute.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Imagine naming your child Gonery.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, that's because it's already has it already has a meaning,
it's an std.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
But if it didn't and it was just a name
floating around in.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
The sky, and I'm not calling you real for sure,
I'm gonna call you young burn, young burn.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
That's why I said take away.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
The meaning you're not gonna tell me.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Telling me is not cute like it's cute.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Okay, it's not cute to have one, but it's cute
like as a name.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
It didn't mean crime. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well let's have let's have you say what pH?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Yes with a pH.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Well, let's have the conversation. What would be some cute
baby names if they weren't already names? Okay, if they
weren't already words? All right, so basically words that exist,
but we're gonna act like they don't have no definition, Yes,
and see if they could be cute baby names. Yeah, okay,
and five one five one.

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