June 26, 2023 • 7 mins
Titan Sub Company OceanGate Posts Job Listing During Search & Rescue
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Up. Damn he hogged. It's time for donkey, I mean,
trying to be donkey today. No more.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these days called Donkey of
the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne,
who got the donkey out of the day today? Well,
just hilarious donkey today from Monday, June twenty sixth th
all the cancers out there, dropping the clues bonds for
all the cancer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
My born day is in three days, man.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
But yes, Donkey of today is going to ocean Gate Expeditions.
You know who ocean Gate Expeditions are by now right.
They are the company behind the Titanic Expedition, you know,
the expedition where you can get in the submersible and
go down and see the records of the Titanic, which,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't care how much money I got. I don't
need those kind of thrills. Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I can see the records of the Titanic on Google Earth,
all right. I'm also not the kind of person that
wants to stop and watch car wrecks, all right. You know,
now you see an accident on the side of the road,
and everybody stops and watch the driving by. That's not me, okay,
I'm lying. We all stopped the watch car accidents. Okay,
But the difference is they are free viewing and I'm
passing by it because of a matter of circumstance, not
paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to get in the
(01:12):
submersible and dive to the bottom of the ocean to
see it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, we should all know.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
By now that the five Taurusts all died in the
titan bound for the Titanic Record site, resting peace to
those individuals. But do you know, while this search and
rescue mission was happening, ocean Gate Expeditions listed a job
posting for a submersible pilot on its website. I said,
as this search and rescue mission was happening, ocean Gate
(01:39):
Expeditions listed a job posting for a submersible pilot on
this website.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You can't make this kind of stuff up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
They posted an ad that said, in search of a
submersible pilot marine technician who can help manage and operate
our fleet.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Of manned submersibles and support vessels.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We are looking for committed and competent individuals with a
combination of strong macanical and interpersonal skills who can work
on sensitive marine equipment, perform regular maintenance, and operate complex
systems to support dive operations. Ocean Gate Expeditions, you forgot
one very important requirement for this job. Somewhere in between
looking for committed and competent individuals and strong mechanical interpersonal skills,
(02:19):
you gotta slip in. Must be willing to die, all right.
See a lot of folks complain about being worked to death.
Ocean Gate Expeditions wants you to actually work to die,
And the irony is this is the perfect example of
why we should never work ourselves to death at our jobs,
because they will replace you before they can close your casket.
In this case, they already assumed these folks was dead.
(02:41):
They knew they hadn't even been found yet, and they
already had.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Ads ready to go for the job.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
They posted a job listing for a job that is
about to be vacant because someone is about to lose
their life, and sensitive is an understatement. That's like sitting
at your partner's deathbed well and planning a date on
ten day at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, and I'm not the highest greater weed in the dispensary.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, I might a strong as avenger, But after what happens,
I highly doubt that anybody is going to be jumping
at this job opportunity. The idea of working at Ocean
Gate Expeditions, being a pilot on this submersible that's dead
in the water, Okay, literally and figuratively, those five bodies,
those five souls that are no longer with us, should
be enough to shut the whole program down.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's over.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Not only will nobody want to work there, okay, there
should be nothing to work at all? Right, who is
going to continue to go on these expeditions after this?
Let me tell you something, man, if you is rich
to where you are still willing to take this chance,
then those rich folks know something about the afterlife or
reincarnation that we don't know because it ain't nowhere. Okay,
what type of pay, what type of benefits would make
me want to be a submersible pilot slash marine technician
(03:46):
after what we just witnessed, And let's be honest, do
you really think you have the experience? Do you really
believe you have what it takes. What are the job
requirements for this job right now? Number one, you probably
gotta be white, because don't nobody take risks and thrill
seek like white people. You have to be into white adventures, Okay.
White boying is a real thing, and y'all, and yes
i'm generalizing, y'all the only people I can see still
(04:08):
taking this kind of risk.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So we've established the main job requirement. You gotta be white,
all right.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So the next one would probably be you have to
have three to five years work experiences aquaman.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, if you've got some experiences, nay more.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We'll take that too, because being able to breathe underwater
clearly is a requirement for this job, all right. And
you must have amazing people skills, well, not actually people skills,
maybe fish and crabs, okay, because you got to have
a great relationship with Nemo and Ariel and Sebastian, because
that's what you're gonna be down there talking to.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Out how did a survivor search turn into a job search?
And do you know they put I'm not making this up,
they put must have a valley driver's license as one
of the requirements.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I am not making this up. This is all actual
and factual. I just got back.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, my brain ain't even working enough to make up
stuff like this. They said you have to have a
valid driver's license in order to have this job. I
need a valid driver's license to ultimately implode in a submersible.
Please let riby Ma give Oceangate Expeditions the biggest he hall.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He ha he ha, you stupid mother? Are you dumb?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm also starting to realize that having a valid driver's
license is just the default for everything in this country.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What you mean?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You gotta have a valid driver's license for everything, even
for things you don't need to have a driver's license for.
What do I need a valid driver's license for to
be a pilot of a submersible? That makes no logical sense.
Come on now, that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right? Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Donkey of the day be et will see you guys tomorrow.
Peace piece bet everybody else, let's open up the phone.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He's in job. Last night at the awards to BT.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Just want to say that, but I saw not one
breakfast club promo or commercial during the award show.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Just want to throw that out there as well, figured
they would have one. Well, I didn't see you one
show on.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Don't try to rush the credits now and turn us
off to put on a Tyler Perry show either, BT.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I know what y'all doing right now? Okay, all right,
well let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five
A five one five one. So after BT Awards last night,
JT and Little Oozy got into a us. Seems like
they got into an argument. She allegedly threw her phone
at him and she ran out of there and he
chased her. They got into a public argument. So we're asking,
what's the worst public fight fight you got into it
(06:29):
with your partner? Eight hundred five A five one o
five one. Again, what's the worst public fight you and
your partner had?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Out?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And about now, one of our producers said that they
got into a fight outside of an I hop, that
he got slapped in front of an eye hop.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And that producer is also four hundred pounds, So drop
on the clues bomb for his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
She said, enough enough already, no more FU. That's over.
I'm not mad at her for that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Eight hundred five A five one oh five one. We're
talking the worst public fight. Let's discuss this breakfast club.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Good morning. The breakfast club.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Donkey today is brought to you by the law office
of Michael s Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey. Dot pound
two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If
you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound two
five to oz from your cell and say the bull.
Up. Damn he hogged. It's time for donkey, I mean,
trying to be donkey today. No more.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these days called Donkey of
the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne,
who got the donkey out of the day today? Well,
just hilarious donkey today from Monday, June twenty sixth th
all the cancers out there, dropping the clues bonds for
all the cancer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
My born day is in three days, man.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
But yes, Donkey of today is going to ocean Gate Expeditions.
You know who ocean Gate Expeditions are by now right.
They are the company behind the Titanic Expedition, you know,
the expedition where you can get in the submersible and
go down and see the records of the Titanic, which,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't care how much money I got. I don't
need those kind of thrills. Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I can see the records of the Titanic on Google Earth,
all right. I'm also not the kind of person that
wants to stop and watch car wrecks, all right. You know,
now you see an accident on the side of the road,
and everybody stops and watch the driving by. That's not me, okay,
I'm lying. We all stopped the watch car accidents. Okay,
But the difference is they are free viewing and I'm
passing by it because of a matter of circumstance, not
paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to get in the
(01:12):
submersible and dive to the bottom of the ocean to
see it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, we should all know.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
By now that the five Taurusts all died in the
titan bound for the Titanic Record site, resting peace to
those individuals. But do you know, while this search and
rescue mission was happening, ocean Gate Expeditions listed a job
posting for a submersible pilot on its website. I said,
as this search and rescue mission was happening, ocean Gate
(01:39):
Expeditions listed a job posting for a submersible pilot on
this website.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You can't make this kind of stuff up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
They posted an ad that said, in search of a
submersible pilot marine technician who can help manage and operate
our fleet.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Of manned submersibles and support vessels.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We are looking for committed and competent individuals with a
combination of strong macanical and interpersonal skills who can work
on sensitive marine equipment, perform regular maintenance, and operate complex
systems to support dive operations. Ocean Gate Expeditions, you forgot
one very important requirement for this job. Somewhere in between
looking for committed and competent individuals and strong mechanical interpersonal skills,
(02:19):
you gotta slip in. Must be willing to die, all right.
See a lot of folks complain about being worked to death.
Ocean Gate Expeditions wants you to actually work to die,
And the irony is this is the perfect example of
why we should never work ourselves to death at our jobs,
because they will replace you before they can close your casket.
In this case, they already assumed these folks was dead.
(02:41):
They knew they hadn't even been found yet, and they
already had.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Ads ready to go for the job.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
They posted a job listing for a job that is
about to be vacant because someone is about to lose
their life, and sensitive is an understatement. That's like sitting
at your partner's deathbed well and planning a date on
ten day at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, and I'm not the highest greater weed in the dispensary.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, I might a strong as avenger, But after what happens,
I highly doubt that anybody is going to be jumping
at this job opportunity. The idea of working at Ocean
Gate Expeditions, being a pilot on this submersible that's dead
in the water, Okay, literally and figuratively, those five bodies,
those five souls that are no longer with us, should
be enough to shut the whole program down.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's over.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Not only will nobody want to work there, okay, there
should be nothing to work at all? Right, who is
going to continue to go on these expeditions after this?
Let me tell you something, man, if you is rich
to where you are still willing to take this chance,
then those rich folks know something about the afterlife or
reincarnation that we don't know because it ain't nowhere. Okay,
what type of pay, what type of benefits would make
me want to be a submersible pilot slash marine technician
(03:46):
after what we just witnessed, And let's be honest, do
you really think you have the experience? Do you really
believe you have what it takes. What are the job
requirements for this job right now? Number one, you probably
gotta be white, because don't nobody take risks and thrill
seek like white people. You have to be into white adventures, Okay.
White boying is a real thing, and y'all, and yes
i'm generalizing, y'all the only people I can see still
(04:08):
taking this kind of risk.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So we've established the main job requirement. You gotta be white,
all right.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So the next one would probably be you have to
have three to five years work experiences aquaman.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, if you've got some experiences, nay more.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We'll take that too, because being able to breathe underwater
clearly is a requirement for this job, all right. And
you must have amazing people skills, well, not actually people skills,
maybe fish and crabs, okay, because you got to have
a great relationship with Nemo and Ariel and Sebastian, because
that's what you're gonna be down there talking to.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Out how did a survivor search turn into a job search?
And do you know they put I'm not making this up,
they put must have a valley driver's license as one
of the requirements.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I am not making this up. This is all actual
and factual. I just got back.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, my brain ain't even working enough to make up
stuff like this. They said you have to have a
valid driver's license in order to have this job. I
need a valid driver's license to ultimately implode in a submersible.
Please let riby Ma give Oceangate Expeditions the biggest he hall.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He ha he ha, you stupid mother? Are you dumb?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm also starting to realize that having a valid driver's
license is just the default for everything in this country.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What you mean?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You gotta have a valid driver's license for everything, even
for things you don't need to have a driver's license for.
What do I need a valid driver's license for to
be a pilot of a submersible? That makes no logical sense.
Come on now, that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right? Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Donkey of the day be et will see you guys tomorrow.
Peace piece bet everybody else, let's open up the phone.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He's in job. Last night at the awards to BT.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Just want to say that, but I saw not one
breakfast club promo or commercial during the award show.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Just want to throw that out there as well, figured
they would have one. Well, I didn't see you one
show on.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Don't try to rush the credits now and turn us
off to put on a Tyler Perry show either, BT.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I know what y'all doing right now? Okay, all right,
well let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five
A five one five one. So after BT Awards last night,
JT and Little Oozy got into a us. Seems like
they got into an argument. She allegedly threw her phone
at him and she ran out of there and he
chased her. They got into a public argument. So we're asking,
what's the worst public fight fight you got into it
(06:29):
with your partner? Eight hundred five A five one o
five one. Again, what's the worst public fight you and
your partner had?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Out?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And about now, one of our producers said that they
got into a fight outside of an I hop, that
he got slapped in front of an eye hop.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And that producer is also four hundred pounds, So drop
on the clues bomb for his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
She said, enough enough already, no more FU. That's over.
I'm not mad at her for that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Eight hundred five A five one oh five one. We're
talking the worst public fight. Let's discuss this breakfast club.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Good morning. The breakfast club.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Donkey today is brought to you by the law office
of Michael s Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey. Dot pound
two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If
you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound two
five to oz from your cell and say the bull.
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