Ep 201: In Da CluRb (Grant & Jenna)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, who, okay, name is celebrity that is a squish?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Uh. I don't know because I feel like it's kind
of personality. I don't know. My Grandpa's the only official squish.
So I'm trying to build.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jena's having a stroke right now.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I am. This is my first podcast. I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, you do you do another podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
But I don't know you and a couple of you. Yeah,
sassy latinas.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm trying to expand to my tap into my Mexican culture.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You're trying to this this day Spanish. Well, you're going
to reach the wide audience pretty good today, Brito. Yeah, dude, So,
United Healthcare ceo murder was caught on private security camera.
What do you have? You have you gone down this

(00:49):
rabbit hole?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's wild. Well did you see everyone saying they think
that the guy's hot?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah? About that? What do you think about that? On Reddit?
They're like, I mean I saw the pictures.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is he hot?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah? He's not a squish, He's.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Not a squiszh No, that is not squish.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Assassinating a CEO of a fortune five hundred company is
not squish shit.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I mean, we need to know more.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
But squish It, squish It, pull It, pop It, popp It, twisted,
whizz It, squish.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It that squishes theme song when he stands up.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I know it's not cool that a CEO of a
major company got assassinated, right, but there's something kind of
cool about it.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's crazy. I mean, it's like, damn that guy. Yeah,
could happen to anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Then what if it's over? Yeah, he just had a
basic He had to get his health insurance wellness check
and it was a twenty five dollar cope. He's like,
I'm killing the you know who I am. I will
not stand for twenty five dollars cope. Oh fuck a copey,
fuck a cope.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Touss on here right? Yeah, okay, No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
What I'm gonna have to edit all this out. No
oh normally yeah, I forgot to cue the music. But
oh so yeah yeah so if it falls flat.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, so there's just something going on. This is wild.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, this is cool. I'm a bit out of my
swords because normally I just jump into ridiculous shit. But
I need to introduce you. I know, they don't know
who he chose to introduce yourself with squize.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know, I know, well just because that's my grandpa
and that's that's just me. But I don't know, I
don't know how to introduce myself.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm just not talking. I just sit there and just
and I'll go off. Do you watch the View?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, there's no way that you watch.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I haven't missed an episode of the Views.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You've never watched the two thousand.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And eight between the View, my favorite shows The View,
Gray's Anatomy and Intervention and The Drew Barrymore Show and
Drew Barrymore Show.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
But only do you see how like she sits on
top of her guest. She is.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
When I think of unhinged, unrelatable celebrities, Drew Barrymore is
kind of right on that line, really, because I feel
like she tries so hard to be like I'm just
like every girl.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, I could see that. I wanted to love her,
and I feel like I kind of do. But I
don't know is she trying too hard?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
She she's an aunt that if you saw at the
grocery store, you would be like, she scoot down this.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Aisle and her Yeah, yeah, one of those I could
see that. No, she is kind of doing a lot,
but I kind of like her.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm not a big I don't get it. No, you
don't get those man here, Okay, this is where we
start to get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Let's go h.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I feel like she needs to do something about her teeth.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh you know you don't think like they're her now?
You think she should still get them fixed.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think she needs ven ears. If you reach a
certain celebrity level, there's no excuse.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, I agree, I would have an ears.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Because when you look at her in certain lights, it
kind of she's got George Washington woulden teeth. That's tough,
wooden chompers.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
One. Yeah, that's not the vibe. I feel like she
should have done that already though.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Do you have any wooden teeth?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
No? Id just like hell of cavities.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
How many cavities you got right now?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well? I got eight filled last time, so I don't
have them anymore, but I know one of them's root connected.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did you were they all diagnosed at the same time?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
And what they said.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I hadn't been in the dentists and straight up five
years and then I finally built up the courage. But
like I knew it was gonna be bad. But eight
that was disgusting.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
GENERA, this is doctor Smith and he wants to talk
to you about something. Genera, this is a toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, literally, like, do you own a toothbrush?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Did they give you ship like that? No?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
The dentist that I went to, you're gonna laugh. They
specialize in dental anxiety.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Did you get gassed up? No?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
But so they there's they're trained to be very nice
to their patients. They don't make you feel bad, because
I didn't want people to make me feel bad that
I didn't brush my teeth.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I had. I went and I had just had a
I just had a molar cut out of my mouth.
You had some crazy, yeah, sh it was wild, and
I I had the anxiety was out of the embarrassment
of not taking care of it two years.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's what I'm saying that, Like, I was so embarrassed
to go back in there. I can't eat candy without
it hurting.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I had this broken tooth for a year and a
half two years maybe, yeah, And it got to the
point where I was pulling chunks of it out that
slivery is not okay, And it was just so painful,
and I was just like, I got to get this handled.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It was like one day you came are you talking
about the most recent one?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah? Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You came into work literally one day and you're like,
I'm going to go the dentist. And then was that
the same day?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Literally they took it out that day. The dentist was like, Hi,
I'm so and so we're not gonna worry about anything
else about except we got to get this out. To
get it out because apparently I could have died. That's
not okay, Apparently I could be in heaven. No rip, Harry, Harry,
I'm not I count flawed, but I kept flawed.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Uh rip.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They were playing Lim Payne at the club this weekend
and I was like, or, well it was one direction.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
You went to the club this weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
For a second, Well it's debrief. What club, hot chick?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I know it was post wedding party free table?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh you went You had a wedding this weekend?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Uh yeah, not my own, nobody mine?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
What? Uh so you went out after the reception?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like they what time the reception is?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Ten? Ship? It started early? It was like, uh I
think the ceremony started at four I was a Mesa actually.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Fun facts, the big table. I drove past the fucking
sign that said it said mesa table on the road sign. Yeah,
so it's saying table mesa or yeah, table table beats pizza.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Little Caesars. It was a little Caesar.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Sad it was the table table so hot, chick, you
get there? What time? Ten thirty eleven o'clock. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We took a party bus to toutch talk that Yeah,
talk about a night wild.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
How many people are on the party bus?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Not that many? And it was honestly a big party bus.
There was room, which was nice because double decker. No.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, one of those British buses.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, but I've always wanted to go on one of those.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, dude, I've never been out of the country. I've
only been to Arizona.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You've never been out of the country.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wait, really, dude, I don't believe in it. I don't
believe international trouble. It's not real bad. Yeah, seeing the
world is bad. No, I've been Let's see, let me
count down all the places I've been Australia.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
So you just lied.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Jamaica, I can't, Mexico, Bhutan, hmm, let's see. I did
a summer in Hong Kong. I did?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Are you being serious?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I lived in Spain for three years now. I've been
to Jamaica, Mexico and uh, Australia. That's it. I'm not
a big international guy because I couldn't afford it. Still
can't afford it. I spent my twenties driving around the country.
But no, do you.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Think that that helped you find yourself?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Should?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Should I be doing that?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
No? I mean no, it was fine. I'm glad I
got to see like a good part of the country,
but I mean mostly the east.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Did you drive a bus?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, drive a bus. Drove a double decker school bus.
School bus? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, taking random kids? It's open. You're like the who
what You're like the fish from or the Manta Ray
from Nemo? Who's the man mister Ray when he picks
up all the kids? Oh, they all get on his back.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah. I was doing Pied Piper more as he lured
kids into a cave and killed them.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, that's the difference that shows our two brains.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, the Pied Piper was Robin Hood time whenever you
know that period. No, you don't know who Robin Hood is.
I like know the name, and I also Sherwood Forest.
Did you ever see the Princess Bride? What Shrek?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes, yeah, Pip Pied Piper. I think Robin Hood is
in Shrek? Right? Didn't they make a fucking movie with
a fox that was Robin Hood?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I think so? I don't. Can you break down?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay? Robin Hood was a guy. And the reason they
called the app Robin Hood the Big Wall Street app
was because Robin Hood, notoriously he was a thief, a thiever,
thievery type person like a thief. He was a thief.
He was a thief and he would steal from the
rich and give it to the poor, and so the

(09:43):
poor folks loved him, but the rich didn't love him.
So then when Pied Pipe, when Pie Piper? When, Yeah,
when Pie Piper? What's Robin Hood?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Who the fuck is Pipe Piper? Pi?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, Peter Piper. When the Peter Pipe a Pizza app
came out, shit got crazy. No Robin Hood. When the
app came out, it was because they were basically undercutting
Big Wall Street and not charging all the people to fees,
and they actually ultimately turned out to be doubly crooked
because they were well, yeah, because they were essentially stealing.
They stole a bunch of money from poor folks playing

(10:19):
the stock market.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's fucked up, and they took money from me.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah. So the Pied Piper was in that erak tights
three Musketeers type shit. Okay, I don't really know what
was that like seventeen.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I could not tell you.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know, but it was happening. It was like Uk,
there's a bunch of movies like Bridgerton. Okay, okay, yeah,
you got to get on my So imagine a guy
in tights with a flute just wandering around the Bridgerton
towns whatever on his little flute, and then he has

(10:58):
all the children in the community come follow him, and
he's like, guys, I got cake in my little cave here.
Oh shit, he's got cake. And then home he's got cake,
he's got kicked up. Yeah that wild so pretty much
he'd lure him in.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And you know, I like the story until that part.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's a long way of me just asking you about
your party bus. I guess my bad. No, the party
bus was lit. You know, how how hammered were you
when you got on the party bus?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Probably not drunk enough? Yet not to be like carefree
on a party bus.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Out of ten, you were three, no four. I was like,
I was a nie.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's probably like a five six five six, five and
a half five. Yeah, and then I had like two
vodka krans yuck at Hot Chick.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Hot Chick and what's the vibe a dance club.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
That sort of sh no, I don't know what everybody, dude,
they were playing the worst remix of that would make
what's the song that's what makes you?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Do me to sample it?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
What do you mean? What makes you beautiful?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Video? This is what they were playing at the club.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
At the club.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Anyways, they didn't even give a shout out to the
fallen literally.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
His his funeral, they were all everybody was worried about
fans crashing his funeral.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You know who crashed it? I just ate the mic.
Daily mail may be crashing everything though it Well, they
were like out there taking pigs up and close.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
But I allowed to do that. You went to journalism school, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
But I don't know. I don't want my picture taken,
that's but I do want to look at it.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's a big part of the John Benname Ramsey, you
know John bannanme Ramsey.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Is you're talking about him earlier him.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It was a six year old girl they got murdered.
She got murdered in her house on Christmas night or
the twenty six, and found on the twenty six. But
it was a whole thing where basically the mom woke
up found a ransom note that in the ransom note
said something Oh yeah, yeah, she said something along the
lines of, we work for an international faction and we

(13:28):
need one hundred and eighty one thousand dollars or your
daughter's dead. Call the police, your daughter's dead, all this stuff.
And so they called the police because they, you know,
want to free up their schedule a bit right Anyway,
if somebody kidnapped, awesome, It was like, if you call
the police she's dead, I'd be like, I'm calling the police, immediately.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Immediate call the police? Am I doing?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then I text the people who I said, the
police have been called.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
On their way.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
She just to let you know they're outside. It's Christmas wish,
my Christmas wish this year.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, what's your what's on your Christmas list?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh wait, hold on, keep that say that. Okay, pause,
do we need to finish Jompany Ramsey.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I don't know where were we where we know where
I was going with that? What initiated that? Because we
were at the club and then it was Limpayne.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I think we're just yeah, and the Liam Payne funeral things.
So basically what when they had the funeral or the
memorial service for their for their daughter. Yeah, they had
all the parishioners stand lining the sidewalks so they could
get to their car without people taking pictures.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's see respect.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, but everybody thought it was the family trying to
hide from the press, and they accused the parents of
killing the daughter.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, whatever happened.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, basically the the ransom note they think is in
the wife's handwriting. No way, yeah there they I mean,
there's so many theories about this one thing. But there's
a documentary in Netflix. You should check it the list.
It's pretty hard. I don't know, man, you like that
murdered true crime type ship.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I used to be more into it, but now it's
not my vibe.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
What's your vibe now? Dating show?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah? Things that are like so stupid. Right now I'm
watching sex Live of college girls? Right, is that what
it's called?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I always want to call it.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Secret I know because the Mormons and.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Secret Life of Teenager and See of Pets.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, that's the best one.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Come on, if they did the Sex Live of College
Animals Pets be fucking lit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
But yeah, So I'm watching that and I'm watching I'm
watching that Dune show.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
So I like, why are you watching Dune? I don't know,
because you see the movies. Did you like the movies?
You're Timothy Shalloman.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I love me Timothy.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
You and you and Selena have that in comment.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
We get it. We have good tasted Timothy Sam.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I don't know perfect What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
You don't know?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I would need more man than that.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I mean, I'm like, he is a skin of little guy.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
But I'm looking for a jelly Roll type.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yo, dude, that's crazy. That's the other side of things. Yeah,
I'll be but he's on his way or he's on
his fitness journey. You saw that right, he's on his
weight loss journey. Jelly Roll was great the other night.
Do you see him?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's nuts shut out jelly Roll. No. So you were
talking about secret life secrets. Oh yeah, sex sex lives
with college pets.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
But I'm watching so sex lives College Pats.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Do you like that show? Do you think the sex?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah? I do. I'm not gonna lie. It has like
it's embarrassing, but like i'd be laughing.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I think I think all those shows, and I've said
this to my wife, who rolls her eyes at men,
I think all these shows are too obsessed with sex.
I find one. I find the topic to be boring
in terms of plot devices, it just is okay, right, well, it's.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Like how many more ways can you do it?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right? And then also the thing of showing full sex
scenes tell me lies is out of control.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, I was just gonna talk about that, just imply it.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't need to see it. Why dance the story?
I know there's only you only have forty four minutes
an episode. Show me give me the juice, enhance the story. Yeah,
I don't get I don't want that. No, no, no, no,
I'll watch it as an adult.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I'm just like, this is weird. Yeah, it is just
like what do you do?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah? Well no, And then you're watching it with somebody.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I know, even if it's like my best friend Brooke
and I and who cares, But it's like we're both
just watching like porn basically yeah, wild.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, thank you, no, Yeah, I'm here for the story.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Right, and I'll take a little but we don't have
to know.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Just show me the first initiation of it and then
fade to black, right, and then it's implied.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I feel like it's a competition now between all the
streaming services to see who can like do it the most,
who can be.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
The most salacious. Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I feel like HBO takes the cake. But then Netflix
started pushing some some shit that.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Was like, oh, you know what's crazy. In the nineties,
there was this whole thing about basically violence, fucking up
people's kids and their brains and shit. Yeah, and video
game violence and TV violence and then never, you know,
never over sexualized. Now I'm going to be the guy
in like five years writing letters to Congress being like
we need to de sexualize.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, that's gonna be the next movement.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm trying to watch my stories. Yeah I do. I
do think we're rapidly approaching an era of prudishness compared
to where we were. That was a really big word, prudishness.
I'm pretty sure it's a made.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Up word, Okay, because I was like, can can I
get the context definition on that and spelling?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Can I get the country of origin? Please? Yeah? Which show?
What show are you watching? That's not teenage drummas? M.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's kind of dry out there right now.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
It does suck.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's like I'm there's nothing then. My big shows are
out right now, like tell me Lies is done? Stranger Thingsranos, Ye,
that sucks. I hate that. What else? What? I was
big on the reality shows this summer. That was like
my thing.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
What's your favorite movie?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
It's a hard question.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Give me give me like three or four?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Wait, okay, okay, I could do that. This is It's
funny because I've tried to prepare myself for this question.
I never I never can.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Well, no, in any answer you give, you're gonna think
about it later.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Okay. So I'm just gonna you're gonna be like you're here, we.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Go, not favorite movies. Give me just a couple of
some movies that you really like.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Okay, this is a really loaded question. I want to
answer it right like I want to look back and
be like, Okay, I said, Okay, I'm just gonna throw
them out there, first one, and you're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Like lame, like first first one Robin Hood.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Second one, Secret Life Pets two, third one Bad Guys
on Netflix, number four trolls.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Have you seen You like animated movies?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah? I like Disney movies.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
What's your favorite? What's your favorite Disney movie?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Another loaded question? Well, okay, just give me my top
favorite movies. But Endgame holds a spot in my heart.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Avengers Endgame?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yes, why because it was iconic?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Or you're not a Marvel Explain to me why Avengers.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
End Game because you've never seen it? Your lying?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I saw the first Avengers Okay, hit pause indefinitely.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I just like the Marvel characters and then you put
them all together and it's the biggest movie and it
was cool to see in the movie theaters. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
All the Avengers shit should be all the movies should
be like three hours long, every one of them. I agree,
because there's too many big actors, right, and there's like
I felt, I enjoyed the first Avengers movie, but there
were certain things I just I can't remember, but I
was like I didn't get enough of this or No.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
It took me a while to get into that kind
of stuff too, because I was like, this stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Is stupid, so What makes Avengers in game better than.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Because other movies, it's the it's the big one. Everyone's
in it is.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
That the one where they the snap happens.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
That is Infinity War. And then endgame is like.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Where they come back. Yeah did they come back in
that movie? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
They do, and it's really sad. Why because shit goes
down and then history has changed forever.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But but they're back, not anymore. They went away. Yeah,
they brought them back and then they came then they left.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well, Thano snapped, right, and then half the population went away, right,
and then the ones that were My mouth is dry
as fuck talking about this anyway. Sorry, the okay, he snaps,
they go Why am I explaining? You don't want it?
You don't care why I know.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
About the snap?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
So I was just asking you why the movie's good?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh, because I really like it and it has really.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Good music, and I like the snap because I snapped.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'd be snapping with it.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Meetings when I get really pissed off, I'm just gonna
go do.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
It in the Thursday. Yeah, just hit him with it.
We don't even have meetings anymore, Yeah, we don't. Hece
love no meetings. But anyways, Avenger End Game. Also, I
saw it in theaters when it came out, and it
was so many Marvel Nerds in there, but it was
lit like they were all jumping and it was it
was a cool experience. I won't lie.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I saw Mean Girls opening night.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
The new one, no, oh.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
The original?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
How was that?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I was seventeen or eighteen? It was me and three
my boys.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh yeah, do you feel like that, like stuck with
you that holds a special place, because.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean, yeah, it was fun high school. Yeah, and
I think we went on a week night. I want
to say we went on the th.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Then you know it's extra extra crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Dude. Yeah, I miss like, I don't know. I don't
have any friends as an adult.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
And also I don't really want any friends. I kind
of use it all up friends, No, thank you. I
just don't have space. I have too many friends. I
have one friend. That's one too many.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's hard I can really take time for myself.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I think the older you get, yeah, yeah, well one
all your friends start having kids or get married.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Weird. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And yeah, and then you just realize, like, oh, they
were not talking because we don't have the similar interests.
We don't do the same ship anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Right. It's also like I, and I was telling you this,
I need to like let go of anxiety of feeling
bad about.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, you're all and you get real worried about what
your friends think of you for not doing anything.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, because I don't want them to think I'm a
bad friend.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Which I yeah, cause you had you had a friend
that went through an experience, a negative experience, and then
you didn't text them for several weeks. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
But it was just because I, okay, I just was
super busy, and truly, I feel like we live the
same day over and over and over, and I'm so bad.
I get so in my head I need to make
this and I wanted to have a very genuine big text,
you know, and like make sure it's done the right way.
But then I get anxiety about that and it's just

(24:28):
this whole thing in my brain definitely stops me from
doing it, which is fucked up.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Well, working on it, I told you, though, just do
in two months, just be like, hey, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah? I know, And that's the thing, but they will.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Have forgotten you didn't text them. I just feel bad, dude.
You want to feeling bad, you want to feeling bad.
So so my friend moved out to LA and I
was in the pretty much getting to the peak of
my alcoholism where I was just every weeknight just fucking going.

(25:03):
And her grandmother died and it was a family friend
from way back, right way back, yeah years, And I
was in Fort Wayne, Indiana, and I would have had
to drive ninety minutes north, no big deal. It was
literally in the hometown.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
So I got fucking hammered, and I was on the phone,
you know, being like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm trying
to be a supportive friend all this stuff. And I
was like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna go to bed and
I'm gonna get up the funerals at eleven.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
So I just stayed up and kept drinking all night.
I called in, called in sick to work, and then
I just went back to bed and didn't go to
the funeral. And I never talked to that person again. Never. Never,
Oh wow, never, Because I was like, I'm gonna be
there at the funeral, I'm gonna be a supportive friend.
And I was really laying it on thick, like dude,
I'm such a good friend, right right, right right, But

(25:54):
I was also that was me being drunk, right oh fuck. See.
The other the other time I did something fucking crazy
was a friend of mine is a drummer, and he
called me and he said, hey, so and so we're
getting this band back together, but we're not really sure
if Mike the bass player could do it. And yeah
from TikTok, Yeah from TikTok, from the hockey do Mike

(26:15):
from TikTok uh he he We don't know if he
can really swing, you know, hang with the music and
you know, be committed to the band. And I said, listen,
I can I can learn, I'll learn the set, I'll
play the shows, but you're gonna do like four shows.
I'll do the shows with you. I'll play bass, don't
worry about it. Meanwhile, I'm drunk. I don't own a bass.

(26:37):
I didn't know how to play bass at the time.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I were just committing.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
And then the next day he was like, so we're
gonna book these gigs for this day and I was like,
I'm actually unavailable.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's wild. How did you get out of that situation.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
That I just said, yeah, I'm gonna be out.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Of town and then that was it.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Respect I still talked to one of those guys.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Okay, so there you go.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, so I man, I wanted to. I'll tell you
a story in a second. That it someone I introduced
a group of people to someone and then someone in
their circle of friends died because I introduced this person
to their group. Yeah. Hello, hey, welcome as once again

(27:28):
joined by Jenna Della Ortega of Ortego Taco Fan.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yes, that's me. That's I'm Wednesday Adams Wednesday Adams. Also
Taco Taco Wednesday Wednesday, the did.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You walk Taco Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
That should be my new nickname, Taco Wednesday. But yes,
I often get mistaken for Jenna Ortega. It's hard just
by name and looks and personality and what anyways. But yes,
thank you for having me on the person shut up.

(28:05):
You wouldn't even know.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Uh yeah, so let's see. Yeah, I'll tell you so.
I was in this in this metal the hard rock
like Shine Down type, right, that's it wasn't metal.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I don't, dude, Grant. I just recently hung out with
shine Down.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah. It was nuts, dude, the craziest we went on tour.
We were their videographers for three weeks.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah and yeah we headlined.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I headlines you did.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I didn't even get let in backstage.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Headlined, dude. I didn't even have any credentials. I walked
out in the front and the security was.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Like, WHOA, must be nice. They were like stop.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Y'all, and you can't get backstage me. So I was
in this band that was kind of like shining a
little heavier for context for those not Jenna. For listeners,
it was like seven dusts that means nothing. I'm like,
break down, yeah, seven dust style ship.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I started a synonym of seven dust.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Was that you or me? Yo? That was me? Jenna's
got fucking gird over there, dude, dude, like it's all week.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Something's off. I'm so sorry. Why did that happen? So
when you go back and you're editing that like that's.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Gonna rip, I'm gonna turn it up with double it.
So I was in this hard rock band and I
started as the singer. What yeah? And then so I auditioned.
They gave me the singing job and I was like
this is great, yeah, and I think I maybe did
one gig singing and then they were like, hey, actually
we're going to fire a drummer. Do you want to

(29:58):
play drums? We're gonna bring in a singer. Do you
think like it was an upgrade? All right, Yeah that's
good because I wasn't. I'm not a good.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Singer, says I mean, you were a singer in a band,
so yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
But I had I think it was the charisma thing,
you know what I mean, more more charisma than talent.
But then they moved me over to drums and I
was rush, Yeah, it's great. Band got a lot better.
So I ended up joining another band that was doing
slightly better.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Is that like just band if you're a musician, Yeah,
you kind of you kind of wait and you hop around.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Until you find something that's a payday. Okay, So I
can't remember I booked like a casino gig or not
original music. Yeah, and I was like, guys, I gotta
I gotta step out. But I have a recommendation. I
gave my recommendation to the band and shout out. If
the person who I gave the recommendation of the band
is listening, I'm not blaming you for anything. I just

(30:56):
I don't know if he listens to the premium twice
save this for the premium. Yeah, so he joined the band,
and the bass player in the band had this long
term girlfriend, but he also had a pill addiction. Right,
so he was kind of not, you know, not the
most high functioning guy. Yeah, just nice dude. Whatever. But

(31:17):
my friend, who I recommended to play drums, ended up
becoming friendly with the bass player's long term girlfriend, and
then they ended up getting together. And then a few
months later.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I think I'm seeing where it's going.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
The guy kind of but if I wouldn't have recommended
him for the job, right, But I mean, here's the thing.
The other thing is I don't obviously I don't blame
my friend whatever. The guy had a problem and that
was probably gonna happen regardless. So but but yeah, but the.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know, I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Can I fly fly.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Very very Oh, I'm sorry. This is like a sensitive
subject and this is this is the corruption that you
guys put on me because I don't know who I
am anymore fucked up?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh no, the the silver lining of that story is
the guy my friend ended up marrying. Oh they have
a really nice family and yeah, great people.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Something like, Yeah, they work out for some but yeah,
so sad though to the other.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
But yeah, I don't know why we were talking about that.
I don't know why I would choose to share that
story publicly.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It was.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That's kind of one of those things I should have
probably not. It's been years, right, and all.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Love and respect to the people involved, obviously, Yes, totally, yes, Yes,
I think I think we're talking about it because you're
trying to make me feel better about like friends. Yeah, yeah,
because you were saying I think you were kind of
leading like, oh, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Didn't do anything wrong and not touching your friend.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I just feel bad. I never want to be a
bad friend. I love my friends, but sometimes I and
I'm sure you can understand, and I'm I'm adjusting to
working life. I've never like i'm post college.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, also to the job you have is very involved, yes,
more so than probably a normal the normal job.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yes, And we're grinded and we're doing what we can
because these are you know what you do. Yeah, but
and I'm technically working two jobs, but I don't work
the other one as much, just part time gig.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Still that probably it wears you out.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It's because it's another job that you have to be
super on for and I think that as soon as
I get home, I'm just in rot freeze mode, Like
I just I can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I hate it. I stay up way too late because.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's like I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do whatever.
And then it's twelve o'clock and we have to be
here so early that it's not a good cycle.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
No, you get you get to a point where my
work day's over, my phone is off.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, and I need to find that balance. And I
think that now I get it. What people said, like
say about work life balance, I was like, because I'd
only worked service jobs where you don't take your work
home with you. You know this you do.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I've always taken my work home with me. Every job
I've had, long term job has been something I have
to want with the shoes shoes. Yeah, I ended up
managing their web web store of all this shit. Yeah,
it was it was hard work. No one time, I
accidentally instead of So I had five thousand dollars in
the eBay store. Okay, I made five in the first month.
I made five, right, and I was like, dude, I'm

(34:46):
killing it. Yeah. So I did the transfer, Okay, the
you know, transferred to the bank account and I get
a call. I get called into HR the next morning
and apparently I accidentally hit withdraw five thousand dollars, so yeah,
stop and they canceled it and it was this whole
thing and then they were like, you're not allowed to
hit you can you queue everything up? Yeah, and then

(35:08):
the manager has to come up and push transfer. That's
so scared to double check your work. And I was
a full adult, right, I don't need.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
This super It was fucking suck stupid, but like that
stressed me out money with work.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh dude, I I yeah, yeah, yeah, with.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
The tips and stuff. If I ever, like one time,
I just forgot to drop cat and like the cash
that I owed and I left with way too much.
I turned back around. I was like, I can't. I
felt too anxious.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
There was one time, and this is the most dishonest
shit I've done to the band. But it was me
and my friend and we did all this work in town,
and the other guys lived maybe an hour and a
half south of where we were. Yeah, so they had
to drive up play the gig and then we played
this thing and the gig only paid four hundred Bucks
and there were seven people in the band. It was

(35:57):
one of those type of vibes, and we did all
this work. We set up the PA, we did all
the soundchecking everything, and so we were like, we're not
going to pay these guys, yeah, because they were gonna
come up they can. They all live up here anyway,
and so we were like, oh, yeah, somebody stole something
to the restaurant, so we didn't get paid, and then
the guy was like, well, you better fucking call him
and get paid until we were. I told my friend,

(36:19):
I was like, we better pay these guys, did.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
You Yeah, Okay, okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, we paid everybody twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
There were so many gigs like that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I feel like that's kind of everyone has experiences like that. Though.
One time I was working at a bakery and my
tips got stolen. There was a guy that was stealing.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
The tips proberhood style, yeah for.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Real, but he wasn't. I don't think he was given
back to anyone else. I think he was just profiting.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I'm not even kidding, dude. I'm getting so fucking fed
up with the homeless situation, which I know they came
out of nowhere. But I was just thinking, like, oh, yeah,
steal your tips and give him to a homeless guy.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Oh no, no, don't steal.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
My fucking There's a homeless guy that lives outside my
apartment and I see him every day. But there's a
gate that goes from like my apartment to Albertson's, the
grocery store. Yeah, and he fucking puts a card in
front of it, barricades the door so people don't walk
in so we can sleep. Smart guy, dude, And it
makes me so mad. And he sleeps where I normally
hop the fence, the big brick whatever wall. Yeah, uh,

(37:20):
normally I hop it right there, but that's where he sleeps,
is where my feet would land. So like what I'm doing, yeah, dude,
And I fucking yelled at him and set a bunch
of ship to him.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm just constantly accosting homeless people. I mean, but it's
not sometime and it's not unwarranted. They're usually like doing
something where I'm like this, there's probably better outlets, and
also I find drug ship and boo stuff and I'm like,
you aren't trying to not be homeless? This is and
I know people are gonna get mad because I'm like,

(37:52):
addicts are addicts. But dude, I'm an addict and I
got things under control.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Look at you.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
It's what I want to do is where guys sleeps.
I just imagine getting one of those Gatorade coolers in
the als ice Bugget Challenge Surprise als homeless ice Pugget
Challenge type shit.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Dude, we should do that during the summer though, so
then it won't be we will okay right now?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, you're right forty degrees dude.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
That's so funny when you brought up the als ice
Buget challenge, like just randomly.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That was awesome. That's all I think about.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I did you ever do it?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
No, you did it. I did. I got nominated so
many times.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You can do it. Think of all the people with
ALS that you could have helped with your social media posts.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Here's the thing. Where's that money going? Where is the
how is it pouring ice over you? I get it
it raises awareness. But here's the thing. Nobody knows what
ALS is other than it's associated with an ice Bugget challenge.
Gen z or is hun't like yeah, ALS is like
Louke Garrig's right, and I could.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I don't know. I know it is ice bucket challenge,
right right, I think that you know, it's a great
point because I wanted that myself. But I think it
was just because it was a cool trend. Everyone had
to do the ale as. I just a challenge.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I like to see the people that they did it
and then the person drop the bucket hit their head.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Right, it was a whole thing. Yeah, I dumped mine.
I made my grandma stand next to me, and I
was like, we'll raise more money if you're in the video.
She was like, well, don't get me wet.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
You raised how much money? Did you raise?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
A million dollars? I was their number one contributor, So
I was like, no, I'm not gonna get you wet.
Just like stand next to me, and I think my
grandpa was recording and I was like, Hi, I'm Jenna.
I was nominated blah blah, and then I dumped the
bucket on her. She was so, wait, I have a

(39:50):
picture somewhere. I was like, breath dump and it is
so funny.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
My grandpa, wait, wait, so you were doing the thing
where you dump for your own bucket and your granda.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I was like, Grandma, I'm gonna dump the bucket on
my head.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
But why you?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Because I had a plan, but I couldn't obviously tell
her the plan. Wait, I need to find this. I
hate the new update.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
How old were you when you did the A.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Grade? So like fourteen? I'm like yesterday. No, it has
to be my favorite. It's so funny. I can't believe
I've never talked about this. Yeah. I literally got her
ass with the als ice bucket.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Did she answer? Your grandpa was pissed?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, she was too.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Why were they?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Because she was just like you? That was mean because
my grandma's very She only got her She only washed
her hair once a week on Fridays. Okay, so and
it wasn't Friday, so she was pissed that I messed
up her hair. Dang, and so Diane had to come
over early. And that's her hair lady.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Whoa yeah, whoa? Did she have a did she get
a perm was she?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah? Her hair was, Oh it was so perfect. But
I think she used like an entire bottle of hairspray, like, okay,
all every day. And you know what, I used to
judge her for only washing her hair once a week,
and now I do that sometimes I go even longer. Yeah,
so like prospect, I'm sorry, Grandma, I love you.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You know. It's so funny because you have like recent
you have I have one, you have one left? Yeah, squish,
It's been ten years since I've had any grandparents.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
And the memories I have of my grandpa on my
mom's side. He he was conveniently legally blind nice, so
he couldn't drive right, but he would be like, Jenna,
is that a snowflake painted on your nails or something?
You know what I mean. He could laser focus, but
then he'd be like, I can't see a thing. Can
you read me this menu?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
That's my group? That's squish.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah. But he would also do this thing where I
can't remember it was a library program, but he would
he would get these things in the mail that were
big plastic cases, and it would be a book on
tape from the US government, but it would be Ann
Rice Interview with a Vampire and had this tape player.
The play button was like this big and it was green,

(42:13):
and he would just play it and it had brail
on it just in case, and he would sit in
his chair and he would just be like.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
This hold on that's literally squished every day.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, and then he would do he would do this
and we would run through, yeah, and you'd hear him
and then he'd be like, I'm listening to my book. Dude,
you were asleep two seconds ago.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Don't even try we cut your ass. No, that's squish.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
And then he fell into the river.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Are serious?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah? Get a heart attack. He had a heart attack
while he was painting his deck that laid over the river.
Oh right, it was his attached to their house, but
their house over went over the river and he was
painting and it was early summer. It was my first
day of summer vacation, thirteen. And he had a massive
heart attack. I guess fell while he was painting onto

(43:03):
the thing the plank broke the plank because he was
a bigger gentleman. And then he he ended up in
the water and he dried, rowned in the water and
was dead for several minutes.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
What the fun?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
And then they brought him back to line.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh yeah, so he didn't die from that.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, but then he was never the same after that. Yeah.
It's really it's just that's like that's crazy. Yeah, damn.
And I remember five years after the accident, we had
a dog, little terrier, and he jumped upon him and.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
He was triggering. Yeah, wait, what was what was grandpa's name, Frank, Granda,
Frank frank some one goes out to you, Granda, Frank,
shout out Frank Frankton.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
But then I remember my my phone rang in my room,
my landline phone. Wild. Yeah, dude, I had an office phone.
It had like yeah yeah, but it also was the
office ring. It wasn't a regular it was one of
those answer and it's my grandma and she's crying. No,

(44:03):
She's like, your grandpa's in the river. And I was
just like, okay, going for a swim, what's up? Yeah? Right,
but my granda also my grandpa couldn't swim. Oh yeah.
So it's just but he already had a hard heart.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
There was a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, it's just a perfect storm. What it was a
final destination situation.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I'm still impressed with the fact that, like he I
thought he died in that moment.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
No, no, no, that's wild though. But she called me and
was like, your grandpa's in the river. And I was like, okay,
what do you want me to do? And she's like,
where's your mom. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
That's sad though.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Did you live close to them?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, literally right down the street.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
So you could have gone over there.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
And I couldn't have gone over Why. I was thirteen.
I couldn't make it down there fast enough. What do
you mean the police were already there?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh okay, okay, yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
It was far enough that I couldn't just get on
a bike, gotcha and fish my grandfather the river. I'm like,
do something like a like a pool net.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Get over here, don't get.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
And I remember, yeah, it's I don't know. My mom
listens to sorry mob, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm so sorry. Yeah, we should have been we should
have been more sensitive to granba frank disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
No, but I just remember when my grandma called, I
was like, what do you want me to do about it?
I didn't understand what had happened? And I was annoyed
to sleep in Oh that's sad. Yeah, that's really sad.
There was one time too, that same summer where I
got a skateboard and I got ramp wheels on it,
so it's really fast, crazy, and there was a hill
next to my neighborhood. So I went down this hill

(45:36):
and at the bottom of the hill somebody had rung
a hose across the thing. And I'm moving fast, Like
my thirteen year old brain is like, I'm moving fast.
It's just gonna go.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
But what were you starting to kind of like get
the like.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
No, No, I was fine. I was cruising all the
way down, and then I got to the bottom. I
was like, okay, just a little little yeah, and my
back wheel got hung up, so my legs flew up
in the air and I did on my back in
the middle of this neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
And I was like, I'm gonna die because I'd never
really had the wind knocked out of me like that.
Oh yeah, my grandpa first that it's me. Fuck all
the males and our family on that side.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
What summer was that? What year?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Let's see, I was thirteen. I'm thirty eight, so fifteen
years ago. Okay, so fifteen twenty five years ago? No,
it was not fifteen years ago. I would have been
twenty five. No, what fifteen? Right?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Are we doing the math? Right?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I can't do math.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Hold on, Let's see how many years ago that was?
What's thirty eight?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
My stomach scrowled did you hear that?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Sorry, thirty eight minus? How old were you?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I don't know. We shouldn't be doing math.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
No, it's too hard. You were young. Yeah, but that
was a I was good because I was gonna say,
whatever summer that was, that was your fucked up year.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
It must have been ninety nine, two thousand, damn, that's
what I was. So it was twenty four years ago. Yeah,
well it was, dude, Actually it was probably. Honestly, I
started high school in two thousands, so it was nineteen
ninety eight, nineteen damn ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I was gonna say, if it was two thousand, you
can't blame the year, because that's that was a good year.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Hy two K missed test?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Nah, you were hashtag blussed.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm ready for like global reset.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
D I feel it's coming. Something's coming. You know.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Here's the thing. They've been saying all this shit about
solar flares. Even know about solar flares?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
It's basically so I don't know, it's gas or something
on the sun that explodes ninety and it's the equivalent
of a thousand atomic bombs or some bullshit, and it
sends us shock wave up with solar stuff. But basically,
if one of those hits the globe, yeah, it's like

(47:55):
in a knockout all electronics, cars, computers, take us back
to the uh, you know, industrial.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Oh we we could literally not function.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Right. So they're saying all this ship but they've been
saying it for years, and now I'm thinking that solar
flares aren't even real and that it's just the elites
being basically saying, get ready because eventually we're gonna turn
off all your technologies. Yeah, and we're gonna have an
excuse for it. So yeah, absolutely, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
That's I mean, it could be we don't know. They
could be just busting our chops.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
With all the news stories you hear about the wars
and shit that happened all around, that's the story they
want you to hear. Or when something really big happens,
it's wild and like the Will it's a perfect example,
the Will Smith slap that took over everything.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
What did they then do? Because they knew the media
wasn't focused on they were like, we have twenty four
hours that we see how this is trending. We're gonna
go fucking kidnap all you know, yeah, pizzas and hot
dogs for everybody.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Right, and then we're gonna donate to the alopecia, the.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Fun alopecia, the alopecia Ice Bugget Challenge. That's what ALS is. Alopecia.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'm like, yeah, I did the alopecia.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Why are they trying to fucking make all these people
out of here? Cold water? Dude, that's fucked up. That
is fucked up.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Do you think that they meant to do like it
was originally supposed to be for alopecia, But then they're like, Okay,
you can't be dumping water on.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Ball, you can't be done on a cold ass that's fun.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
So now we have to do ALS. I think we
just cracked it.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I think ALS is one of those I mean, I think,
I'm it's one of those ailmen's diseases that you get
where you lose all motor skills.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, So imagine the one thing you wouldn't want done
to you if you had a LS. That's the challenge.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, that's so fun.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
If you ALUs ice Bugget challenge someone with ALS, that
would be the craziest.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Worst thing. Damn, that is fucked up. Now, that you
mentioned that.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
What if that's the moment when the space time continuing
just eats itself?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
That is it is? I mean, it can't get much
worse than that.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
That's literally the worst thing that could have happened.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
That's actually terrible, Like why would they do that? Nobody
wants that? But you're right, especially not an let's survivor what.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Do you do you think? Do you think Stephen Hawking
was actually on Epstein Island?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yes, that's cool, do you Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I think he's He's still kicking somewhere, you think so, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I don't know about that. What kind of life would
that be? Do you think it was fake in the
whole time?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah? Dude, he was trying to get them per Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Steven Oggen just had a purpose, that addiction for his entire.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Life, and he had like once again he had to
have a scapegoat? Am I saying that right? Or?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Is it scapegoat?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Scapegoat? OK?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What would you escapegoat? Is that what you're thinking?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I think? I go, yeah, And then I think I
was thinking, like I don't know, I'm thinking a bunch
of different things. What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
He just looked at my what I have written down
to go.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Off of, Oh did we hit any of those? Is
that a good thing? No?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I mean we didn't need to. I mean because literally
I wrote, Sammy Sosa is lou beg what Remember that
day we looked up Sammy Sosa, the baseball player who
was black, and now was.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh, reverse Michael Jackson reverse. Yeah, no, he went, oh
Michael Jackson, Michael jacks Michael Jackson right right, and then
we were like, he looks like yes, No, dude. We
discussed so many wild internet things and YouTube things every
day that it's hard to keep tracks sometimes.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Like the twenty one air conditioning salute?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I can't say what it's? When the someone got it
and then they just fired him up. Dude, I got
to beep that out. I might beep that out?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Wait why?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Okay, well you can, but we'll talk about that. Dude.
My stomach is acting up.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's hungry?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
You got the I got the munchies, you get the
ibbs kicking out.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I mean, all I've had today is cheese, it's and
some nuts.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I ate, like, shit, yesterday, what did you have? I had?
I know for dinner? I had the Jack in the
box double jack.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
That sounds good though.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Sorry, then what I have for lunch? I don't know,
hot pockets?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Oh it that's a good That is a good day
for me.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Also, we went to the uh Selina and I went
to a restaurant yes day two nights ago for a
soft open.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
And it was one of those things where you don't
have to pay for anything. We're like great, yeah, So
we got the whole meal and everything and it was
a three hour service. It was a long it like
we got there at six forty five, we left like nine.
It was a long time. And it was great, really
good five star food, really good drinks, really good all
the stuff. But then we get the dessert after she

(52:57):
picks up the plate and she's like, all right, guys,
we'll have a good night. Yeah. And it was one
of those situations where I was like, do we do
we have a way to tip you?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Right? I know, because if you don't have.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Cash, yeah, I was like I don't, we don't have
any cash, right. I was like venmo cash ab you
or something. So they must be getting they must be
getting paid full non waitressy wages at that point.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Maybe for that night because I people have been said
that to me, like, oh can I like Venmo U,
which I'm like, I'm blocked on Venmo, so no, you
can Apple pay me. But then it sucks because and
then my number, Yeah, it sucks me. I don't like
it either, but my Venmo I'm blocked.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
So why you blocked on Venmo?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Because my account got used in like a bridging scam
of like a crazy amount of money, really, and they
shut my shit down, like I didn't have any of
the apps except for Apple pay. Now I can use
what's the purple one?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Zell?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, I can use Zell. And then the whole Venmo
thing got so sketchy. I just never got back into it.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
I had the car. I had the Venmo car. It
was really cool. Then my wallet got stolen? Out did
my wallet got stolen out of my garage?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
No? Check us out? This is fucking crazy. I went
out to my car. I got in my car and
I didn't see my wallet, and I was like, what
the fuck? And so I apparently left my garage. I
left my car unlocked inside my It was an apartment garage.
So I go in and I'm like, that's weird and
then I look on my bank account and it was
a circle K down the street from my house five

(54:28):
minutes like before I got into my car.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
That's terrified for four hundred dollars circle Gate.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, so I called. I called circle K and I go, hey,
did a guy just come in and spend four hundred
dollars minutes ago? And then the person goes, yes, but
he had your ID. She fucking id'd the guy and
he had an ID, so she just gave him.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, okay, that is fucking.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And I go, I go, did he have green hair?
And did you have green? Had green hair on my license?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Oh? Yeah, hell yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
And she was like, well he showed ID. So I
gave it to him and I was like, well, you
obviously didn't look at it, and she started getting sassy
with me, and I was like, I literally said, bitch,
I'm calling the police. I called the police and I said, hey, listen,
I think the lady at circle came it is she's
in on the scam. And so literally, because she just
irritated me, I basically yeah, I told her that.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
She's you just made her suspect.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, so she just got in so she definitely got investigated.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You know what, though maybe she needed to be investigating.
She did like there was something else going on, you
know what.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I did also the day after I went to that circle, okay,
and I just watched through the window.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
You didn't go in.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I didn't go ahead that I wanted to see who
was Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Same girl?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah, I think so that's wild. Yeah, but they run
a racket, dude. There's a whole thing apparently with in
Denmark or one of these really high flutin countries, there
was a scam where the paramedic had a deal with
funeral directors. They would let people die in the ambulance
and then they would they'd give the funeral home the

(56:07):
reference for the call. That is terrifying.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
That's so scary.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, that's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Sorry, I just started focusing on the beats in the background.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
It's nice, dude, It's very nice.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Is that one song? Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
So, basically because a copyright, I took a bunch of
either synth wave, yeah, or long music, and I slowed
it down till sixty percent. So that's what this.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Is, is a vibe. It reminds me of that one song.
And I can't think of the name of it washed.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Out, washed out by by who I don't know, and.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I also don't even know if.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
That's correct, by Liam Page.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's like, yeah, Harry, Harry makes.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
So Yeah, do you have anything you want to say
before we take off?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Oh, it's a it's a part time. I'm just I
do have to say that. I'm so starving. I can't
wait to eat, but I don't know what to get
to eat.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I'm not hungry at all. I don't know. I'm trying
not to be fat lately.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Well, some of us can't help that.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
It's hard. The older you get, the harder it gets.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Jenna, would you ever go on ozimpic?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah, dub on it right now, dude, I mean, can
I just say my closing, say your clothing savement?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Thank you so much for having me on. How did
I do on my audition?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Pretty fine?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
It was.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I mean, do you have fun?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah? I had so much fun. I would still talk
for a long time. I would just need a snack.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, I think, and I think if we start a project,
we should just do vibes like an hour Oh yeah, vies.
We should just do But.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I was trying to I was that that's exactly I
just didn't want to say.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
That summer hashtag.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
All right, well, yeah, thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
This was so fun, So everybody, thank you, thank you you,
sang Jenna, thank you for doing this. Appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I hope I did. I did just this.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Hopefully you did. Okay, okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
It's okay. What's this?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
This is the outro song?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
You just chose this.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I just chose this.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Okay, I'm feeling it.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
This is chosen. Okay, you don't have to list do it.
We just talked until like the beats are.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Oh I got it, yeah, which is like it's happening.
I feel like it's getting kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Should we wait till the beat drops?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Do I know this song?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
There's no way you've never played it. I've never played
this song.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Didn't pick a song that you like? Know, Okay, it's
a new one.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
This is a yeah, Okay. I feel like I feel
like people need to hear this when they're listening to
this episode.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I feel like I'm kind of scared.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
All right, Well, thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I thought it was the baby