EP 204: Fyre Fest 2 (Grant & Jenna)

This is the last time Jenna and Grant will be podcasting together as coworkers - in this episode: Fyre Fest 2 Ultimate Awful Line-ups, Stomach Problems, Surgery, Hunger Games, Flat Earth/Great Ice Wall, Worst Imaginary Presidents & Vice Presidents, Deja-Vu, Death & Dying, Philosophy, Simulation Theory and SO MUCH MORE!

Although Jenna will no longer be working with Grant, she will continue to pop by on occasions for episode :)  Have a great day everyone, thank you for listening!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Oh, hello, what's good. Welcome to another edition of this podcast. Yes,
I encourage you and all the listeners to go check
out Terrible Person podcast. A podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Whoa remember, Oh I have it there, It is there,
It is Yeah, that one.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I have this nice ass podcast recording board I have.
I have two rigs. I have like an a big,
A big, and a a rig and a b rig.
And this is the A rig. And there's something wrong
with the SD cards lot we're talking. This is a
podcast tech talk.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
By the way, you're hearing so I'm I'm annoyed. I'm
starting this podcast annoyed.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, let's work through it level annoy Yeah, one, one
to ten like a twelve.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Shit, I'm just simmering, bubbling. Dude, this is gonna This
is my first of two podcasts today.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Like I said, damn, it's a heavy podcast, Terrible Person Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Go listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, there's some there's some probably topical events that happened
today that we're not going to talk about here, but
we're gonna spend a lot of time talking about it.
I don't feel like the humor is the same on
this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Are like, are these personal things are these public things.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Public things, okay to the two big stories from today
which will remain nameless.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yes, but yeah, I'm like, is what I'm thinking it is?
Or is it something else?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
What do you mean the or the yeah? Yeah yeah
see see.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So yeah, we started this podcast and recorded for about
four minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And then my energy was just off and you know
what he needed.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
And we've literally talked about Sacred Medicine in the first
forty seconds of the podcast, and I'm like, all right,
I got a way. I had a conversation with you
and several other people where I was I think maybe
my my healings are going to be private moving forward.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, I don't. I don't think. I think.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
What I want to do is.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I want I want to hear I feel like I'm healing.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I want a journal.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ooh, bitch, I love.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I want a journal while on the Sacred Medicine. You
need to and then just keep that journal for myself
and then one day, yep, reveal the revelations the Book
of Grant, the Sacred Book of.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
The Sacred Book of Grant. I would read that. That'd
be a.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Move by the My life is a movie movie.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
See, I would journal and I need to get back
into it because when I do it, I feel good,
but I feel I don't know, I feel like me
and you's journal might be a little different wild. Yeah,
mine's more.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Have you ever seen the movie? Have you ever seen
the movie Seven? David Fincher film about a serial killer
that kills people with the Seven Deadly Sins. They find
thousands of notebooks and they're all like very They're all
filled completely in every line. It's like two lines of tech. Oh,
that's kind of my vibe when I journal.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
So how many pages?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Like whatever notebook is?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, so you just go, yeah, just go. Maybe that's
like you're like, that's how you write your stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's it's the first time I've ever sat down and written.
I think I wrote ten pages of the next Feener
Home story. Yeah, just long form, like long hand.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's what I'm saying. Maybe, like because it's nice. I
feel like when I put too much pressure on something,
I can't do it well.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That having the immediate backspace delete thing, right, Like, there's
something about committing it to paper and when you're just yeah,
and when you're just on the thought and writing it
just it comes out better.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know. So the voice you're hearing is Jenna.
Oh yeah, four minutes into this sucker.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Hey guys, this is my first and last.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, first and last podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, but this is sad. Tomorrow's my last dame, Tomorrow's
your last day. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's it's awesome for you. Yeah, thank you. It's just wild.
How would all happened? But it has? Like a year ago,
I was starting, that's literally nuts. What that's crazy? Yeah,
oh look at us a year later.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's gonna be a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Get ready, are you okay? Are you having a party
for me tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Totally? I didn't even think to do that.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, I just figured, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Also, people have commented they like the the Jenna and
grand jj.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
RBTs they do. That is so nice of them to show.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I think I might, since this is I've done like
one hundred and seventy five of these episodes. Yeah, I
think I might. He's thinking, Yeah, I might find a
way to get you something to record with at home.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I love this song, so maybe.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
We could check in. Yeah, do some do some episodes?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I mean, if you want, I do I do?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You'll be making the same amount of money off of
it as.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
So well, you know what, that's okay, because then we
can hang out. We can talk, Yeah, we can do
we can catch up and it'd be so fun.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It'd be so fun, and you don't know, we don't
have to do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I can come in person, we can hang out. Sure,
I know you wanted me to go on Zoom, but
I feel as though being in person, Like right now,
Grant and I are sitting across from each other, feet
kicked up on the table, relaxing.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm not relaxed, he's I know, he's I got to
figure out what's going on with my stomach. I don't
think it. I don't think it's sacred medicine related. I
think it might be lactose intolerancy.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Join the club.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I think because I have been stressed out a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me tell you that, truly, I had to get
a kronoscopy, Like my ship was so bad. Literally I
didn't mean to say it like that at all, but
my at the time, it was when my mom was
going through health stuff and that's when it like got
really bad. And I, like I always knew that gut

(06:08):
had connection to your stress and whatnot. Dude, I'm struggling.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Walter crink Kit broadcast.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Can you cut that part out? I was staring off
But no, I always knew that there was a connection, obviously,
But I think now that I'm in a better place
mentally looking back at that, Like my stomach problems are
still there, but not nearly as bad. Oh really, Oh yeah, no,
like there was. I it was so bad I had
to get a colonosky.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I think I'm down same time. Did they do the
same time?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well, I don't know. I mean I was out, I
was asleep.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
If they used the same tube, I don't like that
might surprise you.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah right, No. You know what's crazy is like that
was the last time that I went under, and it's
so weird. I just remember thinking I'm gonna be butt
ass naked and there's like six people in this room
that When I had.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
My hernia surgery, they gave me the like the chill
out ship before the anesthesia, and I was in a
gown and they strap you down to a table arm
and you're like crucified basically, And I had a gown
on and that's it. And then literally the one nurse
just comes in and.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Goes, oh, were you scared or were you already chilled out? No?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I was not. I was because it was and it
was at the time. I was probably I think I
was twenty four, and it was scared. Nurses all like
they just graduated.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh, oh my god, that's terrible. Dude. I'm so sorry
that had to leave a mark trauma.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Dude, it was bad. I did not enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No. Oh, I'm like, I feel sad for you in
that moment, because I would I feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was about as it was, about as cold as
it is in this room right now.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Terrible brutal due Oh god, yeah, no, I my doctor
was a guy and he was chill. But I just
remember being a little taken back by how many people
were in the room right before my eyes shut.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, here's the thing. Put me to sleep. Bring the
people in right right, I don't need to see all
the people before him.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
And also, like the kolonosk pisage, Like why am I
talking about this? Like this disgusting? I'm sorry, but like
the room like where you go back is fine, but
then when you get when you come back out, it's
like just curtain sheets, like there's no privacy, right, you
know what I mean? Like? Uh uh? And I was
hooting holleran I was.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I came out. I was just ripping bits.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
The same my mom.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
My mom was like, you're getting out of control.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
To chill out to That's what my mom said, look
at us acting up? Uh? Anyways, shit, man, what was
gonna tell you? Have you had a colonosk being? Is
that what you were gonna tell me? No, don't do it.
Actually you should don't do it. Do it. Everyone should
really do it.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Coal and rectal health is not my top It might
be I just take I just go out and connect
a hose to the community where people wash their dogs. No,
I used the I used the hands prayer.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
No get it up there, Nope, nope, nope, no.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Clean it out. That's what did you know about the
shower attachment of things? No, you can get like a
you know how they have like the wand you can
take it off the thing and go, oh for your body. Yeah,
well they make those and it's just like a metal rod.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
No. No, I'm so scared of that. I don't like
that at all the way.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
No, wait, did anything happen topical or interesting that wasn't
a total bummer today in the news.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Probably not. I feel like my whole thing is literally.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's all Gene Hackman and Harriet the Spy stuff. I know,
it's a bomber Man. There's such a bomber Let me
see what I got.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Let me have.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
The boys FBI, No, dude, nothing fun.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I actually yesterday pulled a dyslexic AF moment, like totally
misredicent and so it actually scared me for the first time.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Isn't that funny when you read something and you misread
it and then you panic.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, but you've already responded, like your whole brain, like
what was it? It was a stupid text. The band
name had like a it said June and then later
it said at twelve pm. But I thought I read
it as June twelfth.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Did you have to do that?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
No? No, no no. But I was talking about it
and I yeah, it was yesterday, and I responded and
I was like, oh, well, I'll brainstorm before then, like
thinking like June twelve, Yeah, bro, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Like somebody I was here later and somebody tried to
give me to go to that performance, and they were like,
have you heard a ladybug Alley, and I was like,
huh no, and I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
And I'm going home. Yeah no, I uh, I didn't
have to. But that I like took a second and
I was like, wait, that's kind of that was creepy.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, I know what we could talk about. Huh, Billy McFarlane,
do you know who he is?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Show me a pick.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'll look Billy McFarlane. Firefest two is for real this time?
I did, are you going to Firefest two?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah? I got a ticket? Who was performing?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I have no it would be who if you had
to book fire Festival two? Oh like days Bahamas, the
wait three three headliners.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
But like they have to match the vibe of this, right.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I mean it's your festival, but you're Billy McFarlane. You're
Bill McFarlane. Okay, yeah, no, who do you because it's
obviously not gonna happen, right, but no, who's your who's
your ultimate booking to get the most mileage out of it?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, so headliner? Well Friday Friday headliner?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Who do you got? There's obvious choices, right right, No,
I'm trying to think like one that makes sense for like, well.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You could be like Friday Night radiohead, right, and you
could do Saturday Night Tyler the Creator no, or Frank Ocean.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Frank Ocean will go crazy. But that's not the vibe
I'm thinking. I'm thinking like skin like, well, Jojo si
was gonna be there. I see jo was totally going
to be there. Yes, like the most chaotic lineup that. No, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
You put Jojo Siwa Sunday Night after everybody's flights have left.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
So she's playing like, dude, there's no one there. Yeah,
that's it's just us.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's just it's just Jojo Siwah featuring Abby and the
whole time it's just boom boom. She's doing the dances,
just hand dancing, dude, or no, she doesn't they She's like,
I'm giving up control. This is gonna be a remote control.
You're gonna handle that. And she's just dancing like hands

(12:44):
up top, dude. That would be sick.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I want that, Okay, So Sunday Night's booked. Sunday Night
is Jojo Siwah featuring special performance from Abbey Lee.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Saturday Night has to be something crazy, maybe a mood killer.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, because you want to ruined Sunday with rubber headlines
on Saturday. Okay, Insane Cloud Posse on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Do Shine Down, Shine Down.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Featuring Insane Clown Posse.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Is that who we're walking in?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't know, no, I mean it's good. We gotta
get we gotta get Insane Cloud Possy on the I know.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Okay, Okay, they can stay wherever they want.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Because, dude, if you say the Insane Clown Posse is
performing in the Bahamas at Fire Festival too, the Juggalos
are coming.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Out right well and that you're smart because we need
to like appeal to okay, say it.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
BTS featuring the Insane Cloud that's the one we have
to be just ruined.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Dude, you nailed that on that. Who's it?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Hey, we're putting we're booking the ultimate Fire Festival lineup,
and we have landed on Saturday night. Is BTS featuring
the Insane Cloud Posse. Yeah, Nick Johnson and Noah Lashley
can say hello.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
What up?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Speaking of concerts, Big Time Rush Huh New Tour.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
They might book a spot, not headline, but they could
be on the on the lineup edition.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I have to I have to go because I have
to push no into a meat grinder now, no ground
beaf tomorrow, Bye, besties, grown ground what tacos?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Wait, guys, that's kind of sad. Stop saying that Nick
every day tells everyone this last time'm gonna see him.
It's just not true. I'm literally going to his house
on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
How do we feel about putting a mattress in this
little room we're in and I can just sleep here
and or just come here when.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
When you need to. Yeah, I think we should do it.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
We put up a dart board. I could throw darts
at this.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, this is real space.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Three thousand a month. That's how we're gonna pay for
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yes, look at that, we got special guests. This he's crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm just gonna cut all. How dare they walk into
the live We're in the middle of booking this festival.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Do they not know who we are?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And you literally told him make sure you say goodbye, and.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
You're like, get out, No, I did. That's on me. Sorry,
because the other day when we were recording, because I've
told Nick all week because he always says goodbye to me,
I was like, we're running out of goodbyes, like you
have to say goodbye to me every day this week. Sure,
and he already missed like two days. So then I've
been making it a point to be like, hey, you
only have today and tomorrow, so you know, even though,

(15:38):
like I said, I'm literally watching his kids on Saturday.
I know. But there's a vibe here. It's this friendship.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know, I'll be fairly transparent people who have left
in the past, I haven't talked to Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Well that's no, But I get that because it is true.
There's definitely like an element of that to every job.
Like but I think that I've never had it. Well,
this is my first like big girl job. I've never
actually worked this closely with people in that sense, I
mean and developed like these kind of relationships. So yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Usually honestly, everybody, every everybody who left I've been like
extremely fatigued with by the time they left, and I
think the feeling was pretty mutual.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, both, you know, No, I get that. So see,
I left it a good time before you got sick
of my ship.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I was pushing it. Have you ever been annoyed with me?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Really, No, I mean even when I almost exposed you
when you dude, when I made you the Whistleblower.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, I love that. That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
That was terrible.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So for Saturday, who are you thinking for?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
No, I think I don't know why. This makes no sense,
but BTS has to be on there there, that's a
big one. But I was going to say, like the
nineteen seventy five, ooh, gotta get that group, you know
what I mean. That's a that's a specific ass.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Group on Ironically speaking, the nineteen seventy five is probably
one of my top tier.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, they slay, they're so good, but there's something about
them that putting even music aside. There's just like a certain.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Well Maddie Healy is also That's what I'm talking, is
like a symbol and and he's toxic.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Right, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
We need that, which, dude, I love Maddie.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's Friday festival energy a okay? Perfect.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
So the nineteen seventy five opening for BTS in the
Insane Cloud poss I think.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's so good. Saturday's booked, Yeah, get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
And then Friday, hmmm, Friday Night headliners Wait you.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Go, No, I can't say this.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I was going to say, yeah, but I can't say that.
To take that out, I'm headlighting as well.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I don't think I need to beat that out because
we weren't that specific.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Okay, yeah, we're literally that's something just fell that was
not something fell in. It's ghosted here.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, maybe Friday night.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay, wait, so let's say so Friday.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Night we're doing peak party, everybody's on drugs. Show probably
starts at eleven eleven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Okay, we need a terrible e d m oh.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I was gonna say, we just we have a we
have a Q and A with a cast of Euphoria.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
About like teenage drug use. That's just wait. I think
it needs to be worse than Euphoria. But that's funny.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
What's a sadder show than Euphoria?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh well, when you put it like that, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I mean, right now, the'd be pretty sad.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, that would be that'd be yeah, I can imagine.
Oh my god, it's.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
A two and a half hour done by as his character.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
As his character.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh wait, wait, I think I have to beap out
some stuff, but I think I could leave that in.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Wait, it should be with the cast of the OC
then yeah, but that'd be fun too fun. I just
started watching that literally two days ago again because we
were talking about it. It's the heat, dude, it's so good.
But sorry, going on tangent and will wrap it up.
The quality of episode one is crazy crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
What do you say stole a car?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Like the car? Yeah? Whatever he says, And then you know,
don't you play that song somehow?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Don't you think we'll get copyright?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Fly?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
But don't you think that that type of show, like
season one of that, That show and other shows teach
people how to be adult?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Wrong? Wrong? Yeah? Oh yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Like they make Ryan cool, but he's a loser. He
do be a fel He's a hot loser. There's a
lot of hot losers.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Out there, but he turns it around for the most part.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
What do you think Ryan's doing now?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh? Man, Ryan is the guy who is spewing his
like political beliefs on a radio Instagram.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's going hard, dude, I know you again, except he
I don't do you think he's is he a Republican?
Orders he a Democrat? He's like libertarian, He's he's his
own he's third party.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
He's He's like, he's still pissed. Bernie Sanders dropped out Ryan.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Damn because Seth got him. Seth got is a libertarian.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Sandy's a libertarian.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Seth is AOC.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, no, Sam, If you think about what was there,
what was their last name, Kofax, Seth, Seth Cohen, Cohen, Yeah, Cohen. Yeah,
the Cohen's are a deep libertarian family.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the mom's more. She's the
one that's pushing.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
She's like, she's yeah, she's hard, hard all right wine mom,
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh that's so funny. Yeah, that show is so good.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
What if you find out they're rebooting The OC and
this is like years from now and you find out
I'm head.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Rider audition and the first but I'd also be so scared.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
The first episode takes takes place on January sixth, I
knew Washington, d C. It's called the DC, right, Marissa,
And he's like a knockdown a police officer, ran past
the guards.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Now pants, Oh my god, dude, that's the funniest thing. Okay,
so that's what we're summer. We're set in summer severy
the White House.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, they're they're they're just trying to do the
right thing. Ryan's bad boy. Yeah, Ryan is the shaman. Dude,
He's the guy with the thing on his head, the
whole thing on his.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
He's the one that got pardoned. And then but the
fun acted up the day out.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
But the fun part is that got shot that guy.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah yeah, and then hey, when the roof games.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, this isn't a by the way, if anybody's reading
this as a political conversation, this is the furthest from.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
A There has not been one side of anything. We
are literally we're casting again. Yeah, we're just we're casting
for the d the DC so that they can go
to Frii Fest. So just calm down. Okay, We're not
getting political, trust me.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, dude, I'm head writer, executive producer. Can it gets
canceled after one episode? They're like, what the hell? And
then I do a reboot of the O C again
five years later. It's called The and eleven.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They're like, not this guy.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Damn it, dude, you gotta stop writing scripts.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Someone needs to take him away.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
They're like, you pitched for season. It takes place over
four hours. How is this possible?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
That's so funny? Why do I want there to be
a d c Oh my god. It literally starts with
that's crazy. And the music is just like the national anthem.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's just Hans scored by Hans Zimmer.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Dude, I want this so bad.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Scored yeah, scored by uh who would be good?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
No, scored by Hans Zimmer and shine down, dude. It's
a slow It's a slow version.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Of sometimes and I got you. Are you seeing that?
This weekend?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I gotta yea. I got a gig with Rich private event.
Nobody messaged me you can't get in.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Sorry. Ultra Exclusive VIP is also sold out, so don't.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Even my I mean, I'm not trying to brag here,
but my call time is three pm and the showtime.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Is nine pm, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Not trying to brag, not trying to gig brag on
you guys.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Dude, that's kind of what are you gonna do for
six hours? I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I'm gonna bring my laptop and probably write funeral home stories.
That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's pretty over there, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I think I'm just gonna ignore everyone. I think you
should put on headphones and just be like totally aloof.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
It's way to go, and the dress code is what
are you wearing?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Dressy rocks quote unquote dressy rock star?

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Dude, dressy rock star is crazy?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
What what is like?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
You know what I read? Do you know what I read?
When I read dressy Rockstar? I almost threw my phone
at the wall as hard as I could.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm like, what are we doing? Oh my god, dude, dude,
you are dressing bust.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I used to have gigs where it was like tuxedo gimes.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
They would literally be like black tie. Oh my black
tie event.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
We're black that's you know, crazy. You better show up
to this in a tuxedo, but like with the arm
like half off and like a red shirt underneath.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I want to show up at full nineteen nineteen seventies
Alice Cooper gear, dude, do it at tank top chains?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh my god. Incredible. Not to talk about Alice Cooper,
but have you seen Slash talk to him in the
past so many years? Yeah? I have, really were.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I played a couple things that he was involved in,
and yeah, he was very nice.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
He's nice. But how's he how do you think he's looking? Dude?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
He's one hundred years old.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
He's Brian Johnson.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Alice Cooper is a thousand years old. Alice Cooper is Dracula, dude.
When they wrote when bromstro When brom strove, what is
it stover Stosa, they wrote Dracula, they had Alice Cooper in.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Mine fucking grind. Oh my god, No, he is literally Dracula.
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, well, Alice Cooper was old when I was a kid. Yeah,
he's forty years old.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Dude, Dude, Alice Cooper's he occasionally.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I mean, he's got beautiful teeth, does he He's got
giant white cat.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh, he didn't shine them at me. Oh, this is
what happened. So he plays at the golf course that
I worked, right, well, get this, it's an expensive course, right,
but like you would think someone like that respectfully would
treat the staff well.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Right, oh hell yeah, I love this.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
To his defense, he only got like not that much.
But I was working that day and I got h
I was like super nice to him. I was like
talking it up and I was excited because school he's
out and like, you know, we just grew up with
Alice Cooper. Yeah. Anyways, I thought the conversation was going great.
He's like, tell your mom, I said, I took a
pic and then it tips me two bucks, which I'm

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not trying to sound ungrateful, but like, because thank you,
but it's Alice Cooper.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Also, don't tip me at that point.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Like, you
went like and I'm pretty sure it was credit card,
so you wrote too, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah? I got so mad.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Not saying that you have to tip. I know tipping
culture is crazy, but I'm a nice girl at a
golf course and I'm being nice to you and you're cool,
so come on, and you helped him, right, And I
mean you also.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Know how much the course costs.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's the part, because I'm like, you just paid five
hundred million dollars to play here, right, come on? I
love that. Yeah, but I don't know he was cool.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I I was. I went to dinner last night at
this nice restaurant nicer than what I planned.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, like cheesecake factory nice or nicer.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Like I dropped a credit card for Kate and I
and it was one hundred for dinner spaghetti skinny. Yeah, damn,
I had.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Fifty dollars spaghetti's ship.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
On my birthday I had. I had a fifty dollars
a piece.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Of design, as you should, because.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I got all the fixing I added. I just was like,
keep at the hell yeah, I want the sauce, you
know what.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I had heartburn for three days from that ship. But no,
I sat and before I got the meal, yeah, oh yeah,
my my coke zero was had had run dry.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I was like, and he looked, and he goes, he
goes coke zeros and yeah, and he brought out coke
zeros for two other people. And then so I had
my entire meal with nothing to drink.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Dude, that is so messed up. I'm slopping down spaghetti. No,
you can't do that. Yeah, you just can't do that.
And then he that's illegal.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
And then I see him at the table behind me, no,
doing a white wine tasting for these old folks. Oh
my god, And I was like, stop talking about the wine.
My coke zero beach. And I still tipped them twenty.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Percent, right, that's what we do. But fuck, that is
really rude because no one should have to go through
any meal without a drink, let alone skeady, dude.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I hate how expensive.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Everything is, right, I know, I know, it's I.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Know, bananas, dude, it really is, like really simple stuff
is so expensive, right.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
No money?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I have no money either. I'm like every month I
have a panic moment for like the last week of
the month because I'm like, am I.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Am I going to be good? Yeah? Am I good? No? Right,
it's terrible. It's such a.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Bad feeling to have. I thought that feeling would be
done in my twenties. I'm and here I am, it's
still happening.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm truly sorry. So someone's creeping. I thought it was Nick,
but it looks like it was the trickster.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Probably somebody looking for videos.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Not here, not here. Yeah, there is literally nothing worse
than that feeling. And and like I've been in places
where I've like checked it and I don't want people
to see something like turning my phone brightness all the
way down and shit, and I'm like, oh, but no,
it is truly the worst. And I hate that feeling.
And I feel like when you have that restraint on you, you

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can't grow personally because you're just like I think you do,
you do in a different way.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Maybe I think you become really you figure out how
to one have a good time.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
But there were there were weeks here where we'd go
on vacation and I'd literally have one hundred and thirty
dollars for a week yep, and I'd be like, well,
I uh.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I would go to that.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's why I started, said skinny, I started the smart
Ones diet, Yeah, where I would go to the store
and get like five smart ones because they were a
dollar thirty.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Dude. It's nuts. No, it's real, so real.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
This is the most relatable thing I think we've talked about.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, what what else? The festival that Yeah, dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm just I'm saying that to justify saying it. No,
I agree, because I do feel like it's relatable, and I.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Think everyone's feeling that right now.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's tough, Yeah, it's just but no, and like you
learned how to be poor, yeah, and your you know,
in your twenty and granted, like I'm still not like
right homeless destitute.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
No totally, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Holy shit, Like I can't imagine trying to have like kids.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's that's the part that like literally sends me into
orbit every day because we work with people that all
have kids, and I'm like, I, like, my child would die.
I'm so sorry to say I could not take care
of a child right now. I'm in no business too,
but I would die.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, I would just do everything for the kids.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Same, which is what you're saying. I would literally die.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, I wouldn't eat.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
No, No, it would be like I have mad respect
for anyone with kids. One if you work, well, everyone
works and has kids. But it's just like respect. Someone
just need to tell you today that you're doing a
great job. There you go, right, I appreciate your parents.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, dude, Like seriously, all all parents, every parent, Like, if.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're a parent, put your hands up. Yeah, dude, this
one's for you.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
And man, if you're like, honestly, if you're and if
you not to be inspirational, because I don't think that's really.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
My place, right, but stick through it, man, No for real.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, it's ebbs and flows. Things get hard, things get good,
and then all of a sudden you're just like, holy shit,
things are actually like level. I'm just in a position
right now where I'm just kind of like.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, and that's totally valid. I think that also everyone
also goes through that.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Which is why everyone should go listen to Terrible Person Pump.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
You should, you really should? I don't.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I have to really do some prep because I don't
know what Kate and I are going to talk about tonight.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Well, I feel like there, like you said, there's a
couple of things I run.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, oh yeah, that'll that'll Actually that's like a half hour.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
There's a good Yeah, that's always good. And who knows
where that could.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Trying to go through my notes to see if I
have anything. Last night was a meeting body dysmorphia?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Was that something that we've talked about.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
What's funny is we we were talking about Kanye West. Yeah, clothes,
all the clothes he makes are too big because he
has body dysmoria.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Dude, he totally does. He thinks he looks in.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
The mirror and it's like a shallow house situation. He
just sees like a four hundred pound Kanye West. So
he's like, man, I got to make an oversize.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Way, yo, dude, that's so true. I've never I'm trying
to think has he worn anything tight? I feel like
his genes sometimes maybe.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Sometimes he looks like he's poured into his clothes.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
No, he built like a cyber truck for real.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Oh, I know another thing I wrote down in my
notes that was an inside joke for one day. We
have inside jokes at last thirty thirty minutes No, yes, yeah,
and the body dysmorphia. Just underneath it it says we
were talking about Kanye West making dance music and the
you know it's like.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Bpm one hundred and thirty bpd. I remember, one.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hundred and thirty bpd is nuts.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Dude, insane? Wait, that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Do we have to do we have to say what
BPD is? I think you have to say it a
bipolar disorder.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
One hundred and thirty bpd. Dude, he's maxed out on
that ship. Come on now, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Grand you know what crack it up to.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Make it mag then do it. It's on a man
in Bastos Trunga.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I mean, he says, obviously, I don't know how we
missed it. But Kanye Firefest.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Too, Oh what the heck? Right?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Kanye featuring Jojo se Wa Yes, Jojo Seawat feature Kanye
and Abby Lee. Dude, and Abby Lee is dressed and
styled by Kanye West. She has like a naked No, no,
she has she has a black mask over. It's just
it's like she's naked, fully naked and like saran wrap.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
But it's it's not it's not's fully dressed.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, Beyonca's in the wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
He's pushing Bianca. It's some weird new fetish that Kanye
is into. Holy shit. Okay, I don't know how we
missed that. That's the little perfect person. Okay, wait, can
we go over again? So Sunday now is Jojo Siewa featuring.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Jojo Sea featuring Kanye We Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
With special performances by Abbiley Miller and Bianca yea since whatever.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
In Deepakopra who he's like an inspirational guy.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay good and Gary Brekka.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Garya, No, it's Friday, dude, Friday Night.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
We gotta work on the other days.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Friday nights. Then we got that's our Saturdays when we
have BTS featuring the Insane Clown Posse with a spoken
word section by Gary Braka. That's where it was in.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
A solo wrestling match by Mike Tyson.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Do you remember when that were you there? I don't
want to give a way hold on Remember when we met.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
That tall person, which one where just in general.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
And I said, and I referred to them as as
a monster you mean.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Perhaps, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do know, I do.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Would you come in a monster drug?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Dude? That was the Grave Grave Digger?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Drop you off out?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
That was actually insane? Oh my god, holy ship, dude,
we laugh our asses off, I think every day, Like
I I don't know how I would have never forgotten that,
but that. I'm so glad we came back to that
because that's hilarious. God you driving monster none. Yeah, the

(37:04):
Grave Digger was so funny. Oh my god, yeah that.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Was Have you seen the have you seen the stuff
about that local football coach who just got busted?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, we're doing some weird shit.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Right extorting students?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Was weird?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Sexual black man?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
And they say he's connected to like a ring?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Remember what school is it in? Like Chandler Mesa or something? Yeah?
I think so, okay, that's what I thought. That's not okay,
that's creepy because was it Hamilton or the other football
school that at one point was like Hamilton? Name is
Agzon Anyways, weird shit, Like what the it's always the
football coaches.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, man, I also, man, people just be into some stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I know it's creepy. I don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I mean, I guess this is a really hard place
to talk about either.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
You can't just tease that.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well no, I mean, it's just like you can't tease
off air conversation. Oh, just about the problems with society.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, we'll get into that. We can get into that.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I'm not trying to go all Ryan Atwood on it,
you know what.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I mean, dude, I'll go Seth Cohen right back.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Oh god, I once again need to ask for your support,
and do you remember those burning Sanders videos? Once again
need to ask for your support and running.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Leave leave him alone, let him be, Oh God today accidentally, like,
I don't even I don't want to get into that either.
I assumed maybe someone's political identity just based off a
few things that they said, and I don't know if
that was correct. Oh, interesting, based off activities that they

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said they liked. And then I accidentally shared that out loud.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Oh to somebody that wasn't them, right, Like.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I just I didn't even in my brain, it just
made sense with them. When I say out loud, I
was like, well, now it just sounds like I'm like generalizing,
which I shouldn't do.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I basically said that Republicans have boats, and I assumed
someone's identity based off that. You know, Liberals don't have boats,
and that's fine.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Liberals have different kinds of boats. Okay, what kind more
like you think of boats with you think like sailboats
and yachts. Yeah, but there's also like dinghies, So those.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Ski boats, those are the ones liberals have.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Fishing boats.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't know. I feel like liberals don't have any boats.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Listen, I'm a political I've never been political with you, Jenna.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Never.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
In the year that we've known each other, I've never
about politics one time.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, never. I don't even know. I literally don't know
what politics are. Who's our president? I don't know?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Logan Paul, Oh, thank god? President?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Vice president Mike's tyson. I thought it with a baby. Yeah,
there we go.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Who who's the who is the word?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Not?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
This is a non political discussion, just celebrities, worst president
vice president combo.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Because and you know what this combo is going to
make a special appearance at fry Fest Firefest. Why do
I keep saying fest my hungry with the bug?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I'm so, I mean, I have I have an obvious choice.
President Kevin Spacey, Oh my god, Vice President Jared.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Foegel, Oh my god, we're talking.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
We're talking worse.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
No, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
You could have an r Kelly Michael Jackson ticket.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's horrible. What about a Diddy Diddy jay.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Z Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Or or they try and soften Diddy. So it's like.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Diddy and Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
No, it's like Diddy and Will Ferrell. They're just like, well,
nobody really likes Diddy. Right now we have to bring
We've got to bring.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Will Ferrell on Diddy and Amy Schumer.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Do people still like Amy Schumer?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
She.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I feel like we'd that new Netflix movie that was
just different.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I also feel like there's a I hate to say,
I mean, the people get tired of people, right. Remember
Amy Schumer was everywhere for a long time.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
No, she was like in the and then yeah, later
twenty sixteen and up maybe.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, And then some things came out where people are like, oh,
she's not that nice, right, and then I'm trying to
who else Lena Donham? Oh yeah, but lenam Donham was
everywhere for like the longest time and then she just disappeared,
and people like, you're doing too much.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, I do agree, but I do feel like people
there was already only like a specific group of people
that were really her stands like I feel like everyone
was like somehow watching something of Amy Schumer.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
True, and also Lena Dunham had like one speed. Yeah,
that's what it was, Lena Dunham. It's like Jennifer Kola.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Exactly, like that was it. That's what like. But I
feel like Amy Schumer even though Amy Schumer I feel
like also only does but she was just in everything.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Okay, so back to our president president, vice president. Do
you have any potential nominees? This is Fire Festival vice
president and president.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I told you, Uh did he? Am? I even allowed
to say him? What do you mean? Why not? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I mean he's a bad person.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, you're right, Okay? Did he? And who's terrible? Kathy
from Dance Moms?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
This goes back to dance Mom. Here we go. You're ready?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
This President, O J. Simpson, Vice President, Teresa Judas. Dude,
the Ultimate Fire Festival.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, but it's actually just a telegram of.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
It's a hologram telegram.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Telegram telegram takes twenty years to get.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
There to telegram telegram.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Oh J.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Simpson here, stop, I'm happy to be at the Firefest. Stop.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Because it's old
school telegram.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh I didn't mean. I meant Holograham with special with
special performances by Mike. Wait. Is Mike Tyson already he's
performing already? Yeah Mike Tyson.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, no, he died.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
He's gonna be there on Saturday. Oh yeah, wait Mike
Tyson's I just you threw me for a loop. O. J. Simpson,
l r P. O J.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Simpson. He just escaped to the Great Ice Wall. Dude,
he went beyond the Great Ice Wall.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I see.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I mean, if we're all under the same which I'm
assuming we're all in the same boat, and we think
the Earth is flat, which we I know all our listeners, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Just put that on every everyone here.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I know, as we all know, the Earth is flat
and there is a giant ice wall just beyond what
we know.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Is Antarctica, Yep, what he said.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
And that's where the that's where the real global elites,
that's where the fancy dress Hunger Games people will hang out, yes.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
And sometimes they slip through, but they're usually their captive
over there.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Hunger Games is tight. Hunger Games is five years from now.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I wish you wouldn't say that, but that's very true. Yeah,
Hunger Like, honestly, it's getting creepier.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Just wait, in five years, Beast Games is instead of
those people just getting dropped into a hole with padding,
they're gonna it's gonna be dead. Oh god, that's what
we're getting to know.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
And it's creepy. It's like you get on.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Twitter and there's people doing commentary over people getting shot,
and it's just like hilarious sports commentary.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's literally insane.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
It makes me so sad.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I just like I have a hard time right now
realizing that this is the timeline that we're in, Like,
it's it's so creepy.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Glad you brought up timeline.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
I've been I've been researching. I've been doing deep research
on Bear with me here. If versions of you from
parallel universes can communicate with you and how they send
messages and what I've surmised from my from my research

(45:25):
deja vu because I used to have this theory. I
used to have a theory that when you experience deja vu,
you die. And the reason you're experiencing deja vu is
because that's your consciousness reconnecting with a different timeline where
you don't die. So it's just transferring consciousness in real time.

(45:48):
So that's why you feel like you've been there before,
because you have, but it ended differently. You died. So
if you have deja vu while you're driving, my first
thought is, oh, I I just died in the car
accident in the right WHOA.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, you know. I don't know why I thought of this,
but if that were the case, that would make me
feel less scared of dying.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I'm yeah, so thank you. I've come to terms with death.
I was fearless when I worked at the funeral home,
and it was this really cavalier attitude where I thought
death is gonna happen, I don't care whatever, And now
it's it's like death is gonna happen. I do care,
but it doesn't matter because it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, I think that's a good point. I think that
for me, the only thing I'm scared of, which it's
so it's I mean, it's not stupid, but I just
I pray to the universe that I don't know when
it's happening. Like, I don't want to be in a
plane going down. I don't want to be in a
situation where like, and I know that sound stupid because
you're gonna die immediately after, but like, I just don't

(46:53):
want to know. Yeah, please let me, my friends and
my family go in peace. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well, And if you think about it, it's the there's
probably trauma there. You've lived a whole life, right, and
the last two or last thirty seconds of your life
are the most harrowing, awful thing you experienced.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Right, That's what I'm saying. I don't want to like
because even just with all this plain stuff, I my
stomach and my heart just sink thinking about those people
knowing they're going down, Like I can't wrap my head
around that. And I think also because like I said,
there's probably personal trauma with that, thinking of my Bessie
who had to go out a terrible way, I'm like,

(47:33):
I don't, I can't. But I think it's because that
that messes me up.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
You know, I think now I've just kind of it's
also I don't know. It's one, it's it's impossible to fight.
It's also it's like.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
It is, it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I mean, unpopular to maybe where you're at in your life,
all things considered. But aging is also just a part
of life.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
No, it is.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Did I tell you about the leaf? I haven't talked
about the leaf. I don't think how, No, dude. I
had a one of my first psychedelic experiences walking down
the road and there was a leaf, green leaf, about
this big right, just laying on the land by itself,
in the middle of the thing. And I picked it up.
And this was at like eleven thirty, picked it up,

(48:21):
put it in my pocket, and I was like, wait, yeah,
you're coming with me, Yes, this is the you know whatever.
For some reason I felt compelled to pick it up
and at it was a pretty intense ordeal that day,
and by the time I was coming out and like
really back and feeling like positive and euphoric, I reached

(48:44):
into my pocket, yeah, and I felt the leaf that
I had forgotten about from like six hours before, and
I held it up and it was brown, I do
and like decay. And then I went and took it
to like a place with a bunch of other leaves
and rocks and stuff. I just I let it float
out of my hand. It just and I was that.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Really it showed you.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It was a profound thing because it's like, oh, I
got to see this happen almost in real time, and
it's a it's just a micro version of what everything is.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, no, dude, that's crazy. It's true though.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, why I brought that up.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh because just like death and stuff like, it happens regardless,
I think, is what you're trying to say, and it's inevitable.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Such a fun conversation.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I know, I don't know how we got here.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
But Jenna's leaving and I'm like, we're all going to die.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Everyone is dying. No, I know, maybe that's why we're
feeling that, but that is very a very truth.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I also, I'm writing a funeral home story that's very
intense into that. Yeah, so I am kind of like
thinking a lot about death.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
It's heavy on your mind, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's heavy. Well,
let's let's turn things around and let's finish up this
fire Festival.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
And it's canceled every day.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
What we're going to die? No, we just booked con We.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Literally just booked joj just give you this whole speech
about how I'm not afraid to die. It's all good,
and then I'm like, we're all going to die. It's over,
go lay down.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Remember when I did that today and someone dies said
something else? Yeah? That was crazy. Yeah, man, Like, what
do you mean I'm a robot?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
How dare you? I'm a robot?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I'm turning off. What do you got?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
You got anything anything that's not Firefest? I think we
booked it.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I think so too, So get your tickets right now.
Grant and I will also be out there for not Dead. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
If we don't die.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Oh you know who else is going? Moodang?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I heard Moodang I kill.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Don't even say that. Yeah, Moodang I as cliche and
well as Moodang was. I love her so.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
MoU Dang I. Actually you must have missed the story.
But Moodang died during the seventy fourth annual Nathan's Hot
July for it this year stop.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Someone thought that it was a hot dog. No, no,
Joey chest it was.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It was actually Mudang versus Joey Chestnut, and Joey Chestnut
was able to squeeze out eighty one hot dogs, but
Moodag could only get seventy nine do before she ultimately perished.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
She blew up, literally blew up. What are those animals
that do that? Are the hippos that blow up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Cows do it? Oh? Is it cows because they can't
get their gas out?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Okay, I feel like Colic. Okay, I just know I
like animals, unless I'm making that up. I think some
sort of animal just like blows up on the spot.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I got Collic. Dude, explode, Dude, I exploded. I literally
I was doing laundry after day I exploded doing.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Laundry, and it was that was essentially the same thing.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I hate it when you're like, I gotta release some
gas here, right, and it's gonna and it's gonna be
we do and it's gonna be quiet. It's not gonna
be a whole thing. But then just then it's just
waffs white. Literally the opposite changes the temperture.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
There's the room. Dude, you're sick.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I was like, am I dying? That's what started this
whole dead thing.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's what puts you in this terrible loop.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
At one extra smelly fart yesterday.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Though, like, no, lie, no lie. Anyways, I thought of
one other person that Sorry, I know we already booked,
but I would be willing to make this change instead
of the eup your cast, it's the Secret Lives of
Mormon Wives. Oh, think about it, think about it.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
No, no, we book we book the entire cast of
sex Life of College Girls.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oh well, I'd be there, but oh, it's just a.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Soccer coach and the Indian boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
That show up. That's it. I don't know. I might
show over the Indian boyfriend except at the end obviously
he didn't did he was not the one because remember Beta.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, who chat? And then she like held that girl's hand.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah at the very end in her mom Oh, that
show needs to come back right now.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I'm kind of I'm kind of over it. What Yeah,
that show. I didn't like the end of the second season.
I I just just to me, whatever, what's Timothy Sholly's
sister's name on the show.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. Kimberly.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I just feel like she made a series of decisions
that were not what her character would actually do.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
No, she's she's going through it.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
And it was just kind of like, Okay, we just
need to push some drama along. We need to get
her kicked out of school, even though she's the overachiever's.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Coming back to Arizona.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
And also there's there's a problem too, because I do
get that show confused with Tell Me Lies.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Oh yeah, no, they're they're kind of similar, but it'd
be if well, not really, it's just like the idea
of it, I guess, but tell Me Lies he needs
to come back out right now. Don't also over that.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I think I'm just over TV and movies.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
You say that, but we literally would run in here
every Thursday or Friday and talk about that, So don't
even don't be too spiritual.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, it's like my wife and I always talk about it.
How it's one of those things where we're watching we
just there's so many things on TV and we're just like,
none of this looks great. Uh uh, So I'm watching
I'm watching The Good Place again. Oh hell yeah, I
love that show. It's kind of mindless, but also I
do like it is all the it's all the philosophically,

(54:26):
it's all the philosophy that I studied, like when I
was in college. Right, it hits it's like applied.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
It's cool to see you totally.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, it's nice to hear like philosophers get brought up
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I'll never forget my philosophy teacher in college. He was
a cool dude. He wore the same outfit every day,
didn't wear shoes.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
We used to argue about the existence of God. Well,
so I was like, how are you an upper divisional?
Like ten years?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Did you take him at Cronkite. No.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I took him Indiana, and I just didn't understand because
he was like a devout Catholic and at the time
I was isn't really I would I had just gotten.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Out of Catholic school, I see.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
And I was kind of like, how how are you
able to be objective but also be.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
A theist that they don't?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's I mean, it makes it you can. Now as
an adult, I realized, oh, you can be both of
those things. You can be a deep thinker about philosophy
that you don't necessarily believe in because most of the
philosophy I took.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I didn't. Yeah, I guess you're yeah, it's true, Like.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Did you take philosophy? Did you take a one on one?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah, like the most basic entry level, but that shit
happen me.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I was like, what I'm really glad I did because
I think I took all like a bunch of upper
divisional took metaphysics, epistemology.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I don't even know what you just said.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Epistemology is the theory of knowledge. So it's essentially the
studying of how you know what you know, and so
literally the first yeah, and you spend the first part.
I mean it's always Discartes. Did you talk about Dickcartes.
Dick Hart was the guy I think therefore I am
where He's like, I can prove I exist by the
fact that I can think, and then Descartes. The thing

(56:04):
I like about Descarte.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Now is his name Dick Hart.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, it looks like de E c A R t
E s.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
The cart is kind of like, yeah, that's how I
was thinking, it was feeling it, not d C case
based h E A R.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
You know, you know Dick Hard. No, but he wrote
about this thing called the evil Deceiver, and he said basically,
really yeah, and I didn't know it's It was always
fascinating to me because he said, basically, I think therefore
I am, but there is there could be something in
my brain that is tricking me into believing I exist

(56:40):
and believing things in the exterior world exist. Basically, I
think the Karte was kind of one of these guys
who is like you, you exist in your own mind,
so we could all be have our brains and jars
hooked up to electrodes right now having a shared experience
consciously Avarin or yeah, Avatar or Matrix style. I don't

(57:02):
I mean, obviously I don't think they car on that
style stuff because they didn't. But well, actually, Descartes, who
do you know the allegory of the Cave? I think
it's Homer that wrote that.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Damn dude, I'm glad I paid attention. I think it's
Homer who wrote the Allegory of the Cave. But basically
the idea is that was the first simulation theory story,
and it was about these guys who spent their whole
life chained to the inside of a cave and the
only reference to the outside.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
World were.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Shadows that the people outside of the cave, they would
do like shadow puppets of bears attacking people the experiment.
I don't really remember how it worked. I just remember
the whole idea is they only perceived the world based
on the shadows that they were seeing created by the
people who were living outside the cave. And then one

(57:57):
guy was able to break out of the cave and
he saw the out side world and was like, oh,
this was all simulation. That's the first I mean, I'm.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Really boiling no, but that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
But that was essentially and that was even like like
the Home Homer is like the he wrote like the Odyssey.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I do you remember that aad? I think, Wait, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Did you read did you read? Uh?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
What the what is that? Seven layers? Seven Layers of Hell?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
It's shoot Fahrenheit four ff one. Yeah, that was a
good book Outsiders the Outside.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
No, I think you read it in school. Dante's Inferno. No,
you read Dante's Inferno. No, it's literally about the seven
layers of Hell.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh yeah, not us. And it's so.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Tight because they he goes down to start and each
layer is something totally crazy and different Hell. And it's
the whole book is about getting to like the center.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Journey to the center of the earth kind of.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
And then he when he went into the cave to
go down, it was written on the cave wall, abandoned
all hope, ye who enter here. That's that's no, that
is my favorite thing. I'm getting it wrong. I know
it's I love it. And then in American Psycho in
the book when he has a girl in his apartment

(59:22):
that he's spoiler, he murders a lot of people in
that book. The book is awful, like it's my favorite book,
but it was it was banned for content, and it
was written by Brett Easton Ellis, who is a gay man,
gay author, and yeah, and he wrote and he was like, yeah,
Patrick Brayman's game, Like that's the whole joke of the

(59:43):
book American Psycho is that he's clearly a gay man.
But there's this there's this part where a girl is
running from him. She opens a closet door and there's
like part parts of bodies like hung up in the
closet and like stuff and pieces of pieces of people,
and in blood on the wall it says, abandoned all hope,
you who enter here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Absolutely not and think about seeing that you're just like sick.
I mean, I couldn't that book.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
I man, I hate to recommend it, but it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
It is a it is a This is brought to
you by audible dot Com.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
It is a hard read. Yeah, and the audiobook is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
What do you think? Have you seen who they're trying
to say? Should play it? Wait? Oh wait, they already
have an American cycle? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Who do they say?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I think he's told me awesome Butler? But then you
have you seen who people have been saying the guy
from White Lotus, which sports would good? Yeah? I don't
know if I've seen multiple tiktoks of that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah, I would like I'm trying to think. I also
think you would be well. But he also he's got
to be a certain kind of guy. I would like
to see Timothy Shallome, But Timothy Shaalame is not six
foot two and he's not built like address Alba. Who's
the American psycho? Do I he's uh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh yes, yes I do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
He's a DJ. We could book have a firefest.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
What day you could do like a day set? I
feel like, yeah, he'd be a good day set.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
We need that. We need the vibes the culture.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I'm rethinking, BTS.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Are they too big?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
I don't think they're big. I mean they're big, they're huge.
What are there? What if it's? What if it? Who's
Who's Friday? Did we land on Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
The DC Cast? Oh no, well I don't know if
we decided between the DC Cast, the o C Euphoria
or Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And you also pitched
sex Lives.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah, Friday Night Fridays a Q and a Friday Friday. Yeah,
Fridays Friday at Firefest Day one is just panels. It's
just it's just comic on style panels. That's what it
is with the headliner BTS, and then we need somebody
else to go. BTS and Shinda.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I think that's perfect joint set. Yeah, Shinuns out there, No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
But here it is. BTS can only perform Shinda music
and China can only perform BTS. Saturday Night, the surprise
announcement late just to sell tickets. Taylor Swift featuring the Insane.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Cloud Boss, but it's not actually Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
With with a spoken word interlude. Four hour interlude by
Gary Breca Life Science called Empowering Your Body to empower you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
That's the topic, empowering your body.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
But no, it's literally just like shake it off, shake interrupt,
shake it off, and then it's like, ladieship it please
be seated for Gary Breca.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Do you ever want to shake off your stem cells?
Give them to me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I'm gonna start eating stem cells too. I musa start eating.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Let start eating. Let me let him cook.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I think I think we may have it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
We did it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I think we got it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Do we finally have our lineup? And is this the end? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I think so this is sad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Well, no, it's not sad because we're gonna I'm sticking around.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Yeah, we'll stay, We'll keep doing why not?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Who cares? Why not? All? Literally come in if you
want to, because you totally want to hang out, I know, yeah,
if you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Want to come in, or we can do them over zoom.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
We can do both. So this is not goodbye. This guys,
this is not a goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
It's to see you later, to see you next Tuesday.
Bitch featuring Teresa Judas.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
And uh I forgot the other one's name? What's your husband?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Joe Gotto?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
What no impractical jokers? Joe? Well Joe, But he's deported.
Oh and then what did I say that one time?
Also about deporting deportation or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Deportion. That's that's been a running bit on Terrible Person.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Is it really yo?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
I go to googley that divortion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
I'm so sorry. I did not mean to say that,
but sometimes things get a little.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Uh oh yeah, what is what is her new?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Louis? Yeah, he's gotta go Louis.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Yeah, he's perpetually so he will be doing a sunburn
on the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Dude. He also will be hosting yoga every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, just give completely sunburned to the point where you're like, dude,
you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
To the point where there's smoke coming off, and said,
don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
About me, bro, Bro, I'll send is that saying Didle we.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Are forgetting a huge performance. I really wish I want
you to connect brains right now. I think of these
people have to headline somewhere or at least do something huge.
They've been big in our lives this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Year at Firefest.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yes, I really want us to connect brains because it
would be so insane if you got this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
It's a musical artist.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
No, well, they make a song hm hmm, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Is it Mark?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
No shit, we have two more artists. Okay, where are
they going? What day are they? If you don't know
who they are? Look them up there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I think there's I think there, there's Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
I agree, they're chill. They're daytime set too, for sure. Okay,
so that's that. This one I think is either Friday
night after all the panels or Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Two people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
It's like it's a whole once I say this, word's
gonna give it away. That's fine, it's a whole family.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Oh yeah, I don't know what their real names are.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I don't know, but should we Let's just sing the
song Justice? Yeah, yeah, three two one we bring them
boom Saturday or no, I think Friday night after the
people just have their worst day ever going to the panels.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
No, but it's here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
They come out in between each panel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Here, here's how we boost production value. Okay, it's Friday
night after the panel. But what we don't tell people
is we have built a time machine and we're going
like fifteen years in the future to get Big Justice
and his family to see where they're at.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Dude, that's where all the Money's going to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
See dude, I'm gonna have to edit this out, but
the Wrizzler comes out having lost.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
I think we got to cut it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah, I think we got it. We're good, So everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
You guys so much, thanks for letting us hang out.
Will be back, Yes I will.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yeah, and again. Go listen to terrible Person.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Go do it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
All right, bye guys.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Bye,