Grant + Cait - Guided Meditation Pt 1 & 2 (Terrible Person)

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(These episodes were recorded on April 6, 2022)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi everyone, it's Grant. I'm currently standing in an office
with no lights on. It's fully dark. I can't see
in front of me, I can't see behind me. Just
setting the scene here. Anyway, I do a podcast called
Terrible Person with my hot ass wife a Caitlin, and
I know I talk about it here on this podcast
quite a bit, so I thought i'd put an episode

(00:22):
up and I might do that periodically. So go find
Terrible Person wherever you listen to podcasts. There's hundreds of
episodes and we're having a good time. Go find Terrible
Person wherever you listen to podcasts. Thank you for checking
out this episode and enjoy. Caitlin, Hello, we are back.

(00:44):
It's weirdday. We're recording this. We're a little late, Yeah,
well late. We had a crazy week, A bit of
a crazy week this week. Oh short week with the holiday.
You're telling me it's a short week.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, wish I only had to go in for one day.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hold on, I don't wan to do this, Caitlin. Hello, Hi, Hi,
cracking a cold one. Caitlyn borders the diet cook this
time though, I have so many things. When we talk
to you about this week, Kate in the free episode
before we move over to the paid episode. Www dot
terrible person doctum want to check that out? Oh yeah,

(01:20):
hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Telling people the fucking wrong you are.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is the intro. I'm just gonna leave this in
fuck editing. Hello, Kate, Helli hi, uh, this is a
really exciting week. It's very bright here.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You just made it more right, There we go, there
we go.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
All right, now that we got the light situation, said Kate,
let's get serious. Oh my gosh, Kate, Kate, what a
what a week? What a week we've had. It's Wednesday,
Tomorrow's your birthday?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Bad it is?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Kaylan is turning nineteen tomorrow. Yep, total wabe.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No twenty nine. It's so sad in my last year
in my twenties.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, that's all right. We'll talk about that. We'll talk
about your cake, we'll talk about the edibles I made.
I want to get into that. Maybe we'll try some
guided meditation this week. Oh yeah, I'm kind of a guru,
a guru.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
If you would, so you're gonna lead everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, spiritual guided meditation.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh man, I have everyone is wanting.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I have some stuff that I want to share with
you that I think I can only talk about on
the premium episode. So www dot Terribleperson dot co is
the address there, it's two dollars a month. A lot
of people are signing up, so thank you everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, it's nice and a lot of people like the
content little little dirtier because it's behind a paywall.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So yeah, nine was zero five, five, seven, two eight
seven one. Let's talk about that owl on the staircase.
You had a pool incident. We almost have to call
the ambulance. Kevin Spacey goes down again, Johnny depp win's
the case. We got that, plus all the other celebrity news,
rag Kate, that's what we do here. How to Become

(03:12):
a Terrible Person. Let's go and grants are not medical
or mental health professionals. How to Become a Terrible Person
is for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Only standard data and message rates apply to messages.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Damn it. Have some common sense, people, Hey, what's up?
Welcome to How to Become a Terrible Person, the only
podcast on the Internet helping you become the best worst
person possible. I am Jordan today and as always by
my hot ask girlfriend Kaitlin Border. Hello, I'll beat your

(03:49):
last name. We don't don't. We don't use your last
name on the show. Okay, yeah, right, I think that's
fair privacy reasons. So you are Kaitlin b Be. Okay, So, Kate,
I made edibles this week. I went to the dispensary.
You picked up some cartridges, very excitedly. Also too, I

(04:11):
just want to say, if you heard the premium episode
last week where I didn't open my mouth and I
was just breathing into the dragon. Yeah, just no, I'm aware,
and I will do better this week, Kate. Well, we're
about doing better. But anyway, so I went to the dispensary,
got stuff to make edibles and that are not edibles cartridges,

(04:32):
right yeah, and then they gave me a free eight
the weed. So I was like, I'll make I'll make
my world famous firecrackers. And I did. And how what
was your review on it? So basically, it's it's very
simple to make. You just you decarb the flower beforehand
to activate it. I don't know what what that does,

(04:54):
but you have to do it. Then you mix it.
I mixed it in, uh, sprinkled it on top of
peanut butter and nutella mixed together and then put that
on a gram cracker and baked it, and what would
you think?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I thought it was good. It tasted a lot better
than most of the edibles I've had, especially when it's
like the baked good edibles, because those are yeah, like
really oily, yeah, like a brownie. It's just like it
looks just like a melty, gross mess.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
And like and they're always too damn sweet to compensate
for the fact that they have and then.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
They're just really just very earthy. So I made I
thought they were good.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I made these edibles and each was a two gram
cracker squares like a sandwich like that. So they weren't huge.
They were just like you know what it was that
it's a.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Square like so one one whole gram cracker if you
broke it in half of eat a sand Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, so they weren't huge, but I since I had
an eighth of weed, that's I want to say that
it's three and a half grams. So I basically put
a little over a gram in each out and I
was on the moon. What were you high?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, I mean the second because we had like more
the first day, because we each had because you need
three yeah, total and so the first day we each
had our.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Own yeah, and the second day we split one.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah. And then I think the second day when we
split one, that just like put me to sleep. Oh really,
like that just needs me sleepy.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I had an energy drink before we took the outibles,
so it was up all night. But then so the
craziest thing happened because I completely lost track of time
and I went I went to go to bed apparently,
and when I woke up, I looked at the clock
and it was five and I thought it was five pm.
So I wake up and you're up doing something like

(06:48):
feeding the cat. I'm like, Heylen, we can't sleep all day,
Like what are we doing? We're just going to sleep
through the whole day.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And you were like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
You were very confused, Yeah, and so was I.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's like, okay, whatever. I literally just said whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I couldn't yeah, And then so I was like, well,
we'll lay down for another few minutes and then we'll
get up and start our day. But we got a
we got We're not gonna be able to go to
sleep tonight. I was like, fuck, this sucks. That's the worst.
When you sleep all day. Yeah, and then it's nighttime.
And then so anyway, I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
You couldn't just tell by like the light of like.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Because it's still five pm. It's five pm. Now look
at how bright it is. Brought this about the same,
I'd literally have gotten up. So I work for a
morning show, and I get up. I get up around
four every day, right, And when I was living in
my old place in Tempe, I got up one time

(07:42):
and I thought it was seven am. And it was winter,
so it's dark at seven am, you know. So I
get in my car. I'm losing my mind to get
to the station, and I'm listening to the radio, like
this doesn't seem right. And then I realized it was
seven pm and I was twelve hours early for work.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
So what did you do? Just stay there?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, I just stayed for twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I want to hang out here.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, but that's the best. And I just went home.
I went to bed for a few hours because it
was seven pm, So I was like, fuck, yeah, dude,
I don't know what time I went to bed that
I woke up at seven.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, that's weird, like, holy shit, but you must have
been asleep for a while if you thought it was
like the next day.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I was out, I used to get I also wonder
how haunted that apartment was because I used to have
take midday naps and I would have severe sleep sleep paralysis.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Like during your midday night.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, Like I'd be paralyzed and I'd be in like
a bag and somebody would just be like standing over
the bag and I could see through it, but I
couldn't see who it was, but I couldn't breathe.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I was like, yeah, I've only had sleep proless this
once and it was fucking terrifying.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It is really scary like.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
It was, and it feels so real, like you feel
like you're actually awake.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I used to have a reoccurring nightmare I couldn't wake
from very sick. It was like kind of the start
of this, but I could hear my door opening and
somebody coming into my apartment, but I couldn't wake up. Yeah,
and then I'd wake up and I'd be inside a
Bag'd be like what.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
The well the one that when I had it, I
heard like really loud like footsteps like running down the
hallway towards my room, and then something ran into my
room and it was like this shadow man person and
then they just like got on top of me and
were just like choking me out.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Basically, Oh you were awake for that, bab Oh that
was it was me. Thank you for calling me. Would
you call me shadow shadow Man?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
A shadow man?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Did you he was? He was just like a black
like shadow like. He'd had no face, like, no like features.
He was just like a misty like. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It was weird. Have we ever talked about the slender
Man on this podcast? You and I? I don't even
think we have in general. Those little girls that killed
their friend or try to kill.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Their friends because the slender Man told them to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
He said that if we did it, we could go
live in its manschain with him and all the other
kids because they had a good plan there. We're gonna
staber it and then we're gonna run into the woods.
They'll never find us, We'll never know. Okay, So tomorrow's
Kate's birthday, right and it's my responsibility to get the cake.

(10:25):
I'm the birthday hero, I'm the I am the one
who brings cake Skyler, So I was in charge. I
had to go order a cake and I don't order cakes.
It's never never really been my thunder before. I think
I have in the past, but no, I usually just
don't order cakes. I'm not an order of cakes. I'm

(10:48):
either at a place with cake or I buy like
a you know, a pre made slice of cake yeah,
or like a prematurely made.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Where it doesn't say happy birthday and so and so.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I asked, Kate, what kind of cake would you like?
And you said I would like a white cake with
strawberry filling and whipped topic. Does that check out?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay, So I go and I order that And literally
the day I ordered the cake was a day after
I took the edible, so I was not functioning. Not
only was I I was in my head about ordering
a cake, which I've I don't you know. It's just
weird now to not order something online, to be like
I have to go to the bakery at Albertson's and

(11:37):
talk to somebody this is what.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I want, and I feel like you can call them
and say wow, like call it in.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I feel like the person I was talking to also
had a marathon edible night because we were not communicating
well and did she have a.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Was she like a foreign lady. Does she have an accent?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
She was a white girl, she had died hair, engaged years.
Oh so she's definitely on drugs.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh okay, but.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't know how to I. You know, I'm like,
do I fill out a sheet? Do I hand you
a sheet that says whatever? And then she's like, well,
take a look at the graphics. I was like, fuck,
there's graphics. So was I spent like twenty minutes because
I was still kind of high, just going through the
book being like, ah, this would be funny, and then
be like I went through all the Mario stuff. I

(12:27):
was like, oh'll get a Mario cake. It's like that's stupid.
So then anyway, so I after I realized that it
was dumb and I shouldn't get a unicorn on your cake,
I was like, well, fuck, I'll just go up and
order this cake the way Kate wants it and just
get a happy birthday Caitlin boom easy. So I do that.
She's like it'll be ready on her birthday June second. Great,

(12:48):
So I talked to you. I was like, cake situation
is handled, and I go I did because everybody was like,
go to Albertson's yeah, so I tell you and you go, well,
kind I said, you know white cake, strawberry filling white,
or you know the whip topping, and you said, I
don't know if I like the strawberry filling. A could

(13:10):
you get a chocolate cake with white whip topping no filling.
I was like, I guess. So then I had to
call and I was I was like, I don't want
to go over and have another weird interaction with this girl.
But I got the same girl on the phone and
we communicated about about as well as we did before

(13:30):
with no edibles, and she went through everything and then
she was like, okay, it says happy birthday. Can you
spell the name? I was like, C A, I T, L,
I M. And she was like, oh okay. So I
think whoever wrote the order wrote it illegibly enough that

(13:52):
there there was question on what your name.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Was, so my name might have come out spelled.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I don't know. I'm terrified to see what what happens tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm curious that the cake is just gonna be like
literally just a white cake with nothing on it except
like very tiny in the middle. It just says happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Either it's spelled ka y t l y and what
You're just like, what the fuck? So anyway, yeah, so
I guess tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
We'll see so I might have a really good laugh
about this cake.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
You'll be so mad.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
No, I won't. I'll probably think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Kate Kid had an accident in the pool yesterday.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Thought I was like, I didn't pee myself.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Pooped in the pool? What did what happened yesterday? You
were doing laps, swimming laps.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I was swimming in my parents' pool on Memorial Day.
We had just eaten lunch and stuff, and then we
decided to go swimming.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
So I'm just we didn't wait thirty minutes. No, we said,
fuck that shit, We're getting right in. We don't care
if there's an accident.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
So we had already been swimming for a while, like pool,
like probably an hour and a half at this point.
Already I was all pruned up, and then all of
a sudden, I'm just swimming and I don't know what
is wrong with me, because I came up for like
a breath, because I knew I was getting close to
the other end of the pool. But I swim with
my eyes closed, like underwater. So I came up for

(15:14):
a breath and I noticed I was like, okay, I
still have some some like area until I hit the wall.
So then I decided to go back under, and for
whatever reason, I was like swimming like full force, and
I just like hit my forehead, my face on the
wall of the pool.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
And it was right above your eyebrow.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
It was right up on my eyebrow, and I just
remember like I could feel my face like hitting the
wall and like sliding into it kind of thing, because
it's like you know, when you like you run into something,
it takes a second to like fully stop kind of thing. Yeah,
So I was still moving, like even though I was
like oh shit and I like try to push back

(15:59):
with my arms, I was still like my face was
still hitting the wall, and I could just feel more
of my forehead like scraping off and it felt like
it was my eyebrow, And so I literally thought I
was gonna come up from the water and I was
gonna have like half an eyebrow just like hanging down.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, your mom, all of a sudden, I'm talking to
your dad in the shallow end of the pool and
she's holding you when she's like Kaylan said something because.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I hit my head really hard, and I think also
it just surprised me. Yeah, so I was just like
seeing stars for a second.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And so I thought you guys were playing like some game.
I was like, look at this. At that point, I
showed a pointed Zach was like, look at these look
at these two. And then she was like, Kaylen's hurt.
It's like Jesus Christ, what Kaylan. Kaitlyn's just off playing
by herself. So yeah, and then you had you had
this big gash on the topic, like right right above

(16:55):
your eyebrow, and I was expecting you to be more like, Ah,
we were very calm.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Because I think I just felt like really dumb in
that moment, like I just like, I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Guys, Kathleen Peterson hit her head on the bottom of
the pool. That's yet another similarity.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Sorry for ruining everyone's pool day.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
No, you didn't ruin it. It was time to get
out anyway. Yeah, we have a we overstayed our pool
because it was also too It's just like it was hot,
but for some reason it was cold in the pool.
Did you notice that we have to.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Move around Grant just like stands in the wah.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
You guys are making fun of me because I just
like walk back and forth, Like what am I gonna
I'm not gonna swim when there's four people in the pool?
Am I gonna take up all that? So I have
a lot. I generate a lot of power strokes.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I was swimming with four people in the pool. Yeah,
but clearly I'm right into the wall.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I create so much wake because of how powerful I am.
Former firefighter, please, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Firefighting, But yeah, I could have died.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
There was an ambulance and fire truck out in front
of our apartment this morning or this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh really Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I went down and said, hey, do you guys need anything?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Can I help out? Who volunteers?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Who we got? Who are we picking up? I think
it's our neighbor. I think it's our downstairs neighbor, the old.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
The one that is in the rascal, Well, I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Know it's it was in that corner. There's a couple
older folks.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
But the one who has like the electric scooter and
she has a little dog.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah maybe no. I was thinking the older guy that
lives below us.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh, I thought you were talking about like right around
the corner. Of that lady who lives right there.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
So, yeah, rest in peace, our neighbor.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh my god, you don't know if they're dead.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Dude, the apartment complex is getting pretty out of pocket lately.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Well, I mean, they just sent so many emails.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's like, well, no, now, we can't legally use our
fire exit to do anything but leave during a fire. Right, Yeah,
it's a gate that is not marked fire exit or
fire there's.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
No markings on it. What so or that say this
exit is for emergencies only or fire gate like nothing.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Like, if you put a rock in it or tape it,
you will be in violation of your leaves.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
They're going to kick us out of our apartment if we,
you know, prop the gate open with a rock. But
never mind the fact that they left it broken, a
gaping hole for six plus months. That's not an issue.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
They're just getting wild.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I mean, I don't really get the problem of leaving
a rock in there, because the whole point of the
gate is to allow people to exit in the case
of an emergency, which you're not preventing them from doing so.
I don't understand why you're getting so upset. And if
it's really that big of a deal, then pay the

(19:48):
one hundred dollars or whatever it is to get a
metal sign put up on there that says this is
for emergencies only. It's really not that hard, but instead, no,
they'd rather just say and bitchy passive aggressive emails literally
every single day for three weeks straight, Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
So let's get into celebrity conspiracy theories. Oh did you
know Steve Jobs that we know is actually Steve Jobs
two point zero.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
This is according to Esquire, so like he's a reincarnated.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
In mid twenty eighteen, nearly seven years after he tragically
died of pancreatic cancer at the age of fifty six,
someone on rebbit rebbit rebbit posted in that image website rebbit. Yeah,
it's Reddit for frogs, rebbit.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
It's got rebbit.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
So anyway, post on Reddit an image of a man
in Egypt who looks a hell of a lot like
Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs hiding in Egypt. You know what,
I'm not going to disagree, sweetheart. Look at this, Look
at the splint. This is Egypt. This is actual Steve Jobs.
Caitlyn's looking.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Sure, they look similar, but I mean like, I feel
like I have an uncle that looks like him.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Well, and this guy it's he's clearly, you know, like.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
A tall, really skinny white guy who's balding and has glasses.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
This guy is clearly an Egyptian.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Like I think that that is just somebody who has
a really strong resemblance to him.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
This is Oh my god, Steve Jobs is living in Egypt.
You know, Steve Jobs. What do you think about his
He's like, I'm just gonna treat my cancer with fruits
and vegetables. Do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I mean, I think that's dumb. But to each their own.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
He's like, I invented the iPhone and.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Have but I don't believe in chemotherapy or radiation.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh you're saying, you're not saying that.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I was like, Hayleen, you don't, no, I do.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Sometime between two thousand and two and now, Evril Levigne
died and was replaced by an actress.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, and then there's like these and then I've also
seen pictures like side side by side comparison photos of
like why they think it's not avall would mean how
she's been replaced because there's like these very very small
differences or like a subtle difference, but it's probably something
to do with like how her makeup was done or whatever.

(22:24):
I don't believe that one.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh let's see here Lord twenty year old? An oh
twenty year old? No? Oh fuck, guys, I can't read.
I was like, what are they saying? Number twenty? And
I was like, no, twenty year old? Is this emotionally
intelligent and has such a vested interest in grammar? That's
because Lord is basically a forty something year old woman

(22:49):
who faked her age to sell herself as a young
musical prodigy. What do you think of that?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
That's hilarious. It's like she's like a forty five your girl,
the woman pretending she's like eighteen and just went through
her first heartbreak.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So Lord did what Sea? Like? What's Sea's whole thing?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Is like she's yeah, because she like kept her face
covered for years and she sung like pop pop music
about young love.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, what do you so you don't think? Do you
think Lord is forty? Do you think Lord is that
good to even be make this celebrity?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I means, yeah, she's good, but I mean I haven't
heard about her in a while.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Kinness Court remember that song?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah she is she doing.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I don't know how she had that song red Light,
Green Green Light. You remember that.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, I don't know, moving on red Light or something.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
The proof along with her talent and her maturity that's
well beyond her years. Lord has shared burst. Lord has
shared birth certificate that looks esquire. Lord has shared birth
certificate that looks pretty doctored like some accounts. But I
mean that could be me being like that looks doctored.

(24:05):
This document looks doctored.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
But like, is it one of those things where she
shared like a document and she like blurred out like
probably on social media, and she blurred out a couple
of the lines because she doesn't want people to see
certain information or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Post your birth certificate challenge and.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
People are like, oh, it's doctor.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'm gonna go viral on TikTok for posting my birth certificates.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Why would you post your birth certificate?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I don't know. That's like the other day, like when
everybody was posting their driver's license things.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Jesus. Stevie Wonder, the legendary, legendary blind singer songwriter. By
the way, it was gross tasted bad. Stevie Wonder, the
legendary blind singer songwriter is not actually blind.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
You can just see everything.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
For the last six times. Have you seen this video
that Look at this? This is him at the White
House correspondents dinner.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, can you turn it a little more.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, let we make a full screen. Somebody knocks over
a mic stand and Stevie Wonder grabs it. Whoa see that?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
He didn't grab it, he reached for it.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, but how did he see it?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
He probably can hear it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
He's on stage, he's got a monitors.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
No, yeah, but he can sense it because he's blind.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Stevie Wonder is not blind.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay's they always say that people that lacked one of
them lack one of their senses, make up for it
and all their other ones.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Babe, you want to hear the proof that Esquire magazine
has for Stevie Wonders not actually blind?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, the proof.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
He frequently attends basketball games. He once caught a mic
stand from falling. He's interested in photography and once took
a picture.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
According to one time took one picture.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
And once took a photo. Who believes it? Espns Bomone
Jones I met Bomoni Jones.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I really don't either. I just met him on the
street one time and he was he had he was
really nice, and we were both walking back from the
super Bowl media day and I was like, I don't
know who this guy is, and I go, hey, man,
I got I get a picture I posted on Instagram.
I was like, who is this? And nobody knew? Uh ooh,
I like this one here. We're starting to get into
the conspiracy theories that I'm I'm on board with Kate

(26:26):
Britney Spears, the George Bush operative. Britney Spears was on
the White House payroll. Every time the Bush administration screwed up,
they distracted the sheep ole with another Britney scandal. Anything
about that the proof. November six, two thousand and seven,
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline announced they're split, the day
before a key midterm election.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Babe, Oh my god, it sounds kind of similar to
things that are happening right now.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
This doesn't happen, weird. The media doesn't just push stories
to distract from other stories. They don't do that. No,
that's crazy. I mean we're being paid right now to
go through this squire list so we don't talk about
monkey pocks. Yeah, because it's hot, it's coming in hot.
How many have you heard any monkey pock up monkey
pock updates?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
No? I haven't.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well, I mean other than we both have it. No,
do you think it's going to be a real problem? Is?
Are you forecasting another shutdown? Kate? I mean monkey powks?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
What is this Bob Marley theory? Here we go. The
CIA murdered Bob Marley because he and other reggae musicians
were working to alert the public of the CIA's attempt
to bring down Jamaican Prime Minister Michael Manley. Did I
ever tell you about the time I went to Jamaica
and on the way home I had a seventeen hour
layover for two reasons. One our plane was broken. It

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was a charter flight. It was one of those you know,
charter flights. I don't really know what a charter flight is.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah. I think it's like a group of people all
rented out through like a travel agency. It's like a
charter It's not like a public flight. Oh, I think
it's something like that. So we were waiting on the plane,
but I guess while we were we were flying out
of Kingston, so.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It was like a bank plane or was like a.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Seven thirty seven, okay, And so the plane's broken and
we're waiting for a mechanic to come fix it, and
there's a political assassination outside the airport. So they had
locked they locked everyone into the airport like with chains,
so it's like you can't leave, and then everything in

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the airport shut down.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
It like like ground it all flight.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, No, I mean I don't think they grounded everything,
but they just were like at a certain point, it
was ten o'clock and they're like airports closed, you have fun, guys,
And so we just had free rome. You could probably
two hundred people just roaming around this closed airport and
they didn't have nothing was open. You couldn't get any water,
couldn't get anything. You had drinking fountains and that sort

(28:59):
of thing. But you want to fuck with that. No,
not Kingston Public Airport drinking fountains. But yeah, and then
off moral of the story is, we made it all
the way through the night and maybe some of the
next morning, and a guy pulls up, it's the mechanic
and he gets out looks at the wing and then
he duct tapes, like just pulls out duct tape and

(29:22):
just duct tapes a wing and kind of gives the
thumbs up. So you guys are good. We're like, shit,
we waited seventeen hours for I got.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
To just fucking duct tape the wing. It's like I
could have gone out there and done that.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
He was like.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
To be kind.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Based on my experience with my layover in Kingston, Jamaica,
I do believe the CIA murdered Bob Marley. It was
Did you ever hear of the Stephen King book The
Langaliers or see the movie? They're all trapped in an
airport and it's very similar to what we had, except
there weren't reality eating monsters in Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh that's good, it was.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Do you know people believe that Paul McCartney died Why
Paul McCartney was killed in the car crash in nineteen
sixty seven and it was replaced by a look alike.
And if you listen to Revolution number nine backwards like
we spin the record backwards, uh, it sounds it basically

(30:32):
says like Paul is dead and backwards. Do you want
to hear that? K yeah, would you would you enjoy that? Yes?
Maybe that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
That sound that's supposed to say Paul is dead. Yeah,
it's like ghost adventures.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, what where where'd you hear it?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
He touched me, He told me to get the fuck out,
and then you hear and.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's like, you know what we haven't heard in a while, babe,
that I feel like we need to hear.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Imagine it's easy.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Fui Do you remember this?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Is this the song about COVID?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah? Yeah, with all the celebrities in their mansions, the
people for literally six days into COVID, and that's what
they did, and they're like, life is so hard for us. Yeah,
I need to sing.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Wasn't that pretty much like the start of Ellen's downfall
when she made that comment about how it was like
being in prison because she had to be trapped at
her like is that what she said? Yeah, her mansion?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Because here this is I'm glad you brought that up
because I saw an article today that said Ellen is over?
Who will be the next day time queen? And also
who's watching daytime television? Like sick sick kids, stay at
home mom. So if you're at the doctor's office, you
might catch an episode of Ellen, who would be a

(32:14):
good daytime.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Probably be like Kelly Clarkson or something, because she.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Already has a show. Oh yeah, or Pink. Dude, if
Pink had a talk show, all the moms would fucking
come in their pants?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Does she Pink?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I don't think Pink has a talk show. All those
moms who are like, I'm a soccer mom, I'm still tough, right.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
We need like the next Ricky Lake type person.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Like scandalous, like that sort of thing. Yeah, Ricky Lake
was the ship. Did you watch Ricky Lake as a kid.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I mean I saw a little bit of it, and
I used to watch like Maury and Jerry Springer.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Maury was really cool for a while.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
And then I got really trash.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
She yeah turned into like like the eternity tests.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Basically, yeah, you are not the father.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
And then Doctor's doctor Phil. Fuck doctor Phil. He's a
weird though he is he a real doctor?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I think? So?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Do you you want to wager on that is doctor Phil?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
He probably has his medical isacal doctor? Why else would
everyone like.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Philip Kevin mccrawl, better known as doctor Phil is an
American television personal Hey cool, we got it. Clinical he
holds a doctorate in clinical psychology.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
So he is a doctor.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
So can he prescribe medication as a psycho clinical psychologist
a psychiatrist? Yeah, but he's a psychologist. He's a clinical psychologist.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
But is wouldn't that be like in the field called
this psychiatrist?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't know. I'm not a doctor, bab. Do you
want to see Top Gun?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well, funny story is I have to go see Top Gun?
Why because there's a work event on Sunday that I
get to go to. Oh yeah, that's exciting. Yeah yeah,
So no, I don't want to. I haven't seen the
first one, and I know I think it's like one

(34:17):
of my dad's favorite movies that I remember correctly, or
it was a while ago. But no, I've never seen it,
and I know it's on Netflix right now, but I
don't really have any desire.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
You got to watch the first one otherwise you're gonna
have any idea. It's you're not gonna know what all
this plane finds about.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I think I'll get it, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
It seems really cool. I'm glad a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Like it, But I just don't understand because I know
a company the company that I'm going to this event for.
It's not the company that I personally work for, but
it's a company that we do a bunch of stuff with.
And I know after talking to somebody else at my
work that one of her friends their company is doing

(34:59):
this thing. They're like all going out for like a
top top gun Maverick.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Who gives me?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm like, when is this the new thing to have
a work event? Be like, let's go fucking watch a
movie together. It's so sort Let me you have those
two hours and you want to know what the dumbest
thing is. So this movie, it doesn't have any previews
because of how they set it up and how they
like wrenched out the theater, so they're not showing any previews.
They're wanting people to get there at nine am for

(35:28):
a movie that starts at ten.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Are they doing like a presentation?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
There's not going to be any previews.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
It's done.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm sorry, but the movies are already like two and
a half hours long. What the fuck are we going
to be doing for another hour? Just sitting there?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Kate? Did you see that? Jada Pinkinsmith once Will Smith
and Chris Rock to reconcile. I did see that, Okay,
I want to talk about that. I want to talk
about this. I want to talk about what defamation is
because I don't I don't fully know. I feel like
I should know, but I feel like we should.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Clear it up, not defication.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
No, we also clearly we want to do this skating party.
A lot of people have been messaging me about it,
so thank you. We're going to try and figure it out.
I don't know when, but we're gonna get into the
Jada Pinkett thing. We're going to talk about the staircase.
I also have this big book of crime. I want
to run over some stuff with you. Also, why do
we care about Megan Markle? I want to tell you

(36:25):
about my high school graduation and I've I've got I
think we need to start since the world is taking
the turn it is, I think we're probably gonna have
to start our compound bab Okay, so I kind of
want to get into maybe brainstorming our what our compound
goals and like what we would do, how many people
would be allowed in the compound. Okay, but we're going

(36:46):
to run it, but I feel like we need to
start planning. We need to start prepping. So nine one zero, five,
five seven two eight seven one. Kaitlin and I are
going to switch over to the premium episode right now,
go to www. Dot terribleperson dot co. Now that we're
warmed up up. Premium episodes are so much more.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Fun now that we've been talking.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, because we were like, Okay, we kicked off the
fucking cobwebs. Because Kate and I don't know a lot.
We live together, but we don't talk. This is the
only time we talk. We talked for seventy minutes once
a week, right, babe.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, we just save up everything we don't We literally
don't say a word to each other any other days
of the week. We just save everything we have to
say for Also.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
You know what else I want to talk about and
when we get into the premium episode, I want to
talk about it. I want to I think we should
give advice to college kids on how to cheat through
college no thing, or cheat through high school.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I don't want to end up in jail.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, we're not going to end up in jail.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I don't want it to be like the college admission scan. Hey,
we're just now it's going to be like the college cheating.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Scan, giving them friendly tips from an awesome podcast. Nine
one zero five five seven two eight seven one Kate,
let's switch over to the premium episode.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Now, okay, hello Caitlin, Welcome to the premium episode of
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Is this the guided meditation?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
We are going to start with some guided meditation today.
We're gonna get We're gonna rub on your chakras right
some with people. Get your crystals out, pull your crystals
out of your asshole. You turn on your salt lamp,
close your eyes, and let's start with a deep breath and.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Through the nose, out through the mouth. Feel your body
relaxed and you're in the ground and your your troubles
melt away. Don't don't think about what the cat's doing

(38:55):
in the other room, what he's destroying in your closet.
Also is a hole in now did you remember to
lock the door? There could be a home invasion happening
while you have your headphones on. Just breathe, breathe in
through the nose, out through the mouth. Think about the blessings.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Think about today you're still alive, but tomorrow, tomorrow you
could you could be brutally murdered or potentially right now,
while you're distracted with your headphones on, you could come
up behind you. Somebody's probably standing behind you or over you.
If you're laying in bed listening to this, go ahead

(39:44):
and pop your shirt off.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's a Limp Biscuit. It's a Limp Biscuits on. I
like that song. It's okay, let's just get back, let's
just hop back into it. I think this could be
a good lane. We should think about doing a series.
Maybe that's what I'll do tomorrow. I'll do a guided
meditation to help ease people through through the rest of

(40:13):
their work. We sound good.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Sounds like a good idea. Yeah, okay, what.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Do you think Your neck hurts? You're injured? Are you okay?
Are you gonna survive?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I mean, I hope so. My next feels like it's
kind of messed up, but I'll be okay. I'm just
kind of disappointed that I have this big brush burn
on my forehead for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
It's all right, it's just a scaby. It's just gonna
be a little scabby, No big deal.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Oh what every girl wants?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
You look beautiful, though, Bob, You always look beautiful. Have
you heard the new Harry Styles album? No, do you
want to take a listen? Yeah, we're just gonna play
the whole thing. Let's take a listen. Let's see what's
going on here, Kate. Oh, it's an ad way.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
He's swimming in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
He's swimming in the ocean. Come with me to the
Harry Styles YouTube channel. Imagine there's no right pop your
shirt back. Harry Styles sounds like something he would do.

(41:19):
Are we on team Harry Styles? I mean yeah, I
heard Harry Styles was killed and replaced by a Middle
Eastern man six years ago. Have you heard this?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
M No, I feel like you're making this one up.
This might be a conspiracy theory that only you think
is true.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Kate. So, Kevin Spacey charges getting.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Dropped, is that we're gonna hear Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
No, I don't, fucking I don't want to. I'm over
Harry Styles. We'll talk about k man. Kevin Spacey four
charged with four assault charges in Great Britain, the UK.
What's your favorite Kevin Spacey movie?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
The only one that I can think of is that
like American Beauty movie.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Can we separate the art from the artists in this thing?
What did Kevin Spacey do. Let's see what his assault
charges are, and we'll see if we can separate the
art from the artist, right, Yeah, Kate, very talkative tonight.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I mean, I'm just trying to remember. I know that
there were a bunch of allegations that I think he
like forced people to do stuff with him.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Right according according or something, according to the failing New
York Times, Kevin Spacey to voluntarily travel to Great to
face sexual start. Okay, I can talk, I can talk.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I can't read.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I can't read. The actor Kevin Spacey said on Tuesday
he will be voluntarily traveling to Great Britain to face
criminal sexual assault charges, allowing the authorities they to formally
charge him. I just don't know what the charges are.
Good morning America. While I am disappointed with their decision
to move forward, I will voluntarily appear in the UK. Yeah,

(43:12):
he's disappointed. The charge is concerned three complaints. The alleged
incidents date from March two thousand and five, August two
thousand and eight, and April twenty thirteen. Excuse me, geez,
I still taste that edible.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
They're still like it's just floating around in.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
My gross my gut. Then you obviously have a very
bad digestive system. Whoa if you're still tasting it four
days later.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I think it's just a combination of all the things
I had today. Anyway, mister Spacey was the artistic director
of the Old Vic Theater in London. All the incidents
occurred in London except for one in twenty thirteen. But
they don't say what they are.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, Like, can you google? What did he do?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I did? That's what to me here?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Mhmm, Okay, say how did he assault them?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
How did he assault it?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
How did Maybe it's all how you're wording it.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Kevin Spacey assault question mark? Yeah, sexual misconduct allegations against
Anthony Rapp. It's a first one. I don't know, Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Do you want me to see if I can try
to find it?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's fine. It's more fun to just guess. Speaking of guessing,
what do you think defamation is? Because Johnny Depp.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Just won his Yeah he did?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What do you what do you think? Have we ever
crossed that line? What would you have to say to
to fame somebody?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's basically when you say something that isn't true right
that like harms their character? Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I think? So will influence the public opinion in some capacity. Right,
So if it's written down, it's libel, and if it's spoken,
If it's spoken, that's slander.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
If it's spoken, yeah okay, So what's defamation.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Then, well, defamation is libel and either.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah okay, yeah, so what I said, So.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
What are famous examples of people famous? But you want
to know, like what what can't you say?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Like could I be like, well, there was like it
came down to that article or whatever that was in
the Sun that claimed that Johnny Depp was a wife beater,
which I'm like, I mean the media says crazy shit
all the fucking time.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
They do.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Like at what point do they say, I mean, I
guess that the point when a famous celebrity it's money
comes after them.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Do you think it's like you have to say allegedly
like it so it's not you're like and according to
me or like.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
You know how at the top of like if you
read an article, sometimes it'll say like at the top
like really small this is an opinion bad? Yeah, yeah,
maybe they have to have that something or I don't know,
but I yeah, because I don't really understand how that
relates to him suing her, Like.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
So could you be can you can air out dirty
laundry without getting defamation case thrown on your lap? Right?
And you could be like my experience was this, this,
and this.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, I mean I think so, but I don't know
because it's like, at what point does that you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Like, so can a person? Also can a person defame
a corporation? If you're like, based on my treatment and
my experience, I think that's all you'd have to do
is just like make it like a review instead of
being like or if you're like they are stealing money
or stealing supplies or stealing I guess that would be

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because if it's not true, then you're lying about them
being criminals.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Right, Yeah, I guess maybe you have to have some
sort of like evidence or backup as to why you're
making those claims. Like you can't just be like, oh,
he's a wife beater and not have any like sort
of evidence right to be saying like, oh, yeah he is.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Do you think O. J. Simpson killed those two people?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Definitely you're defaming him, Kate, You're defaming Hall of fame.
Is he a Hall of Fame? Is O? J. Simpson
in the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
If he was, I feel like they probably would have
taken it away when that happened.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
It's in the Hall of Fame for murdering people. Hall
of Fame, OJ Simpson. Yeah, dude, if you're gonna let
Pete Rose, did they let him in the Baseball Hall
of Fame yet?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Remind me who Pete Rose is? Please?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
He was a Red Sox. I think he played for
the Red Sox back in the day. But he was
gambling on the games and they were like, you're not
allowed in the Hall of Fame anymore or ever. OJ
was twice honored in retirement for his achievements. In nineteen
eighty three, he was inducted in the College Football Hall
of Fame, and in nineteen eighty five he was inducted
in the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Kent, Ohio.

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It's cool man, is has OJ Simpson been removed? Despite
his legal issues, Simpson remains in the Hall of Fames.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Boom they separated the art from the artist there.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, okay, so make another season of House of Cards
where Robin Wright's not the president plays Thank you bring
Frank Underwood back from the dead. Kate. So Stranger Things
is the talk of the town right now. Yeah, seven episodes,
part one of season four.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I think the next part two of season four drops
like July first or something like that.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I'm the Stranger Things X where people know this. I
talk about Strange Things all the time. It's like my
favorite show.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
No you don't, there's a little alan You were literally like,
I don't even know anything that's going on in this show,
but you watch it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I was like, who the fuck are these kids? My
thing is, Kate. At a certain point, if you're on
a mystery as a kid, you're like, I want to
go home and like read my comic books.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Well, I mean at a certain point, they're probably knowing
how much they get fucking paid.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
No, no, no, But what I'm saying in the story, like,
no group of friends would be like, fuck, yeah, let's
do this for six years. I'd be like, well, I.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Mean if they're actively coming after you and your group
of friends, then you might feel differently.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Just fucking let him kill me.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
You don't know, you haven't walked a mile in their shoes.
You have no idea. But I did think it was
really funny, like because they saw last week on I
don't know, like Wednesday or Thursday, an article just like
promoting how Stranger Things Part four was going to come
out on Friday, and there was a picture of like

(50:07):
all of the cast, and like, it is just comical
how much older they look like the one the older brother,
Will's older brother, Jonathan. Yeah, he literally looks like when
he's walking with them, Yeah, he's like he looks like
he's like a thirty fucking five year old man.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
He has always had the look like he hasn't aged.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Well, yeah, he looks rough in this season.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, he's got like a real scarecrow vibe to him.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, but he just looks old, so much older.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
The big nose, curly hair kids, sister Finn maybe is
that his name, Finn Wolfard, he's.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
The Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
His sister Jesus, let's real it in her hair is
out of control and her facial features are so so
for how they're doing her makeup or her contour.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I wonder how old she is.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's probably like forty. She's probably got the Lord's.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Probably like in her thirties.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Playing a high school kid.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Well, I mean I think now they were like they
just graduated last year in the show, so they're like
college freshman type age.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
In tro Oh yeah, because Steve's working full time. Is
that name, Steve? Yeah, with the hair? Yeah yeah, that show.
I don't know. And then so we were watching it
last night and this guy Hooper is in Russian jail.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Right, yeah, Hooper, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
He's in He's in jail, and the Hooper yeah Hooper,
and he made friends with the Russian guy, and for
some reason they have to fight a monster and it
takes some fucking four episodes to show them fighting the monster.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Okay, what I just have to interrupt for a second.
I'm sorry. She's only twenty five.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, that's interesting. I mean she looks twenty five, she does.
I mean she.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Looked to me. She looks like if she told me
she was like thirty four, I'd.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Be like, oh, yeah, like Alison Brie, Allison, what's her name?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, Like, I don't know, she just has that look
about her where if she told me that she was
in her thirties, I wouldn't question it.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Some people have an old soul, but you actually have
an old face. You just have like old skin, you
have old face and body. So yeah, it's stranger things.
But anyway they take it's there's like fifteen conversations about
one thing and then they do that thing and it's underwhelming.
I didn't even see the monster fight where they lit
them on fire. I guess, well I can.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I can show it to you.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
That's a fine. I don't need to it's a fine.
I do not need to see it.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
No, you'll watch it.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
No, uh, you know, speaking of stranger things. But just
go ahead and rest your head on a pillow. Pillow, pillow, Penis, Penis,

(53:08):
you're getting hypnotized, all right now. Five go ahead and look, uh,
look at this pendulum swinging back and forth. Start counting
back from ten, ten, nine, nine, eight.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh my god, what is this counting? I can't wait
till you fall same, God, you're a great And four
moving on? Is this the stranger thing?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
And for.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Penis?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
And two and when you wake up, you'll feel refreshed
and you won't remember.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
You're a real creep.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Baby, You're a real creep.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Don't trust your kids with much that you wanted me
calling me Kate so Jada Pinketts Smith once her husband
Will Smith.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Will Pinkett Smith to reconcile with.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Well, of course she does, because he is the one
who is like everyone is, eh, fuck, well.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
What did they have one of those Hollywood elite moments
Like they make up and then she's like, now we must,
we must consummate our whatever, our new friendship.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Like the three of them, they just.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Bang it out. I mean, so what do you what
do you think? So do you think now they're all
just cloud chasing? Right? They all just want to be famous? Well,
I think as famous as they were when this all happened.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, And I also think that it's one of those
things where they like she's saying that because they were
in the wrong, and because everyone's looking at them like
kind of like how nobody likes Amber Heard right now?
Like everyone's on Johnny Depp's side, on his on his side,
not on Will in Jada's side.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I think Amber Heard is She's right, She's right, believe
all women. So wait, so do you want Chris Rock
and Will Smith the makeup? Would that make you happy?
I could give two bucks yeah if you told me, Like.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I don't care at all if they make up, if
they don't make up, if Will and Jada fall out
of the spotlight forever. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I mean we're in we're in the time period where
it's been long enough that we haven't had a celebrity murder,
and I feel like we're it's boiling COVID. I thought
we were going to get one during COVID, but we didn't.
We didn't get like a Do you remember like Phil Hartman,
He's on SNL talking, uh what was his news radio?

(56:02):
Murdered by his wife and then she killed herself. Oh shit, Yeah,
he was in all the movies. Do you remember that guy?
Do you know who Phil Hartman is? Let me see
it here, Phil Hartman.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
So this was during COVID.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
No, no, no, this was years ago, Phil Hartman. But
we haven't had a thing like this in a while.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
This guy, So why'd she kill him?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
She was she, I mean, kind of went crazy. This guy.
You've seen him before. He was in Jingle all the way.
I think a bunch of movies like that. But I
don't I don't quite know why she killed him.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
He's probably cheating on her.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
No, I think it was like she legitimately went something
went haywire in her brain with drugs and medication and stuff,
and then she like flipped out. Oh so, Kate, I
told you that I used to manage a park, right,
You told me that.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
You used to like work out a park.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, it was a park supervisor kids. Yeah, I used to.
So my job for like an entire summer was to
just go to this park and get out balls and jump.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Ropes and makes and.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Would be like, hey, you guys want to play, and
then you'd make plans and the kids would. They was
not in a good part of town, at a little
trashy boys and girls at this park, and it was
it was a great job. I don't I literally I
barely put on shoes that summer. I just was like
barefoot hippie boy with a pickup truck and my barking socks.

(57:30):
Did barely put on a shirt. I was just tan.
We played catch. We would sometimes I told you this.
We would send the kids home. We'd be like, we
got the parks closed today, and then we just play
catch in the park for like four hours and go home,
have a lunch, come back, but park still closed. Everybody,
sorry about that. So anyway, there were all these like
kids and like shitty people around, because yeah, it was

(57:56):
very it was, but I mean, it wasn't. It was
like pre math I think for indie, so it was
like a lot of like I think, legitimate crack and
like heroin things, so it's like it kind of was.
The park was surrounded by that sort of like rental
house area, okay, And there was a kid named David.
Oh I'm sure David is dead now, like it has

(58:16):
to be. But he was probably nine ten and he
came to the park one day with a big bandage
over his head on the back of his head, and
we were like, David, what happened, dude? And he was like, oh,
I was helping my dad and you know, I got hurt.
We're like, oh, why, that's a huge bandage, and he's like, well,

(58:40):
he was helping his dad do something on their deck
and he was like, Dad, I need a hammer, and
his dad reached in the toolbox and then threw the
hammer at him and the claw part hit him in
the back of the head, so he had two perfectly
like like where the hammer stuck in in the back
of his head. Were like, dude, do you need stitches

(59:01):
or anything. He's like no, my dad said it'd be fine.
And we were like, oh shit, this kid's is this
abuse Jesus? But then there was this kid, Luis's fucked up. Yeah, David.
There's David, probably like ten, but he was like one
of those he like needed Ridlin, riddling Ritlin, and he
was just off the walls and stuff. So I'm sure

(59:22):
his dad fucking just chuck the hammer at him, call
him down. What are we doing for dinner tonight?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I don't know. I mean, I'm still kind of full
from lunch.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, we did have a big lunch. We went to
Boca Tak.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Yeah, it's a little placed by my work. It's pretty
pretty dang good.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Have you ever seen a movie Cliffhanger with Sylvester Sloan
where for some reason he's like a mountain guy climbing.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
No, but I saw you were watching it the other day.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah. It's interesting because this guy, Michael Rooker who's on
Walking Dead.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Who does he play?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
He's he's got, he's he's a real I don't.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I don't know who tell me the character? I would
know it.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I don't know. I don't know. Didn't watch that show.
Michael Rooker, he was on the Walking Dead. Michael Rooker
Walking Dead character, he plays Meryl.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Dixon oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, so he takes this girl out. I think it's
either like a first date, Merle, he takes it, takes
this girl he's either like been with her for a
little while. But he takes this girl who has no
business climbing a mountain all the way to the top
and they have to like, you know, he needs assistance.
He fell down or something, so his knees all fucked,
so they have to like get a helicopter crew to

(01:00:34):
come in, and then as they're rescuing her, her support
harness breaks. Then she dies and she falls all the
way down the thing, and Merle can't get it through
his head that it was like a something broke. He
thinks Sylvester Stallone rigged it wrong, And I was like,
what would that's the worst first date ever? You know

(01:00:56):
what I mean, you need to be You're like, fuck,
how could this get me worst? And you're at least like, well,
I'm getting air lifted out of here, great, But then
to die in the process of being air lifted out,
that would suck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah. I like to think to have that relief, like
you're getting rescued and then just what I mean, at least,
you know, I wonder how it snapped. And it's not
like she saw it coming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I mean she did. I mean the thing is like, yeah, if.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
You're high up, usually you're dead before you hit the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
How is that true?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Because I think that you have like a heart attack
or right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I mean you might.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I'm pretty sure that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
What if you're a fit climbing enthusiast, your heart's in
great shape cardiovascular.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah, but like you know you're gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I mean I could see maybe g force you black
out from that maybe, but I think you'd have to
fall a lot further than whatever. A mountain is. How
tall is a mountain? How big?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Well, it depends on what mountain it is. I'm they
very in size, like a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Big mountain, like a Colorado like a Colorado Mountain, big mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
It can't be that big like a Rocky mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Colora Mountain's height. We have a thing tomorrow fourteen thousand
feet ish, fourteen to fifteen thousand that's pretty high.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, it's pretty high.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Falling fifteen thousand feet. Yeah, you'd have to die, you'd
have to like black out or.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah, you'd have like a heart attack or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
How long does it take to fall fifteen thousand feet?

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Do you think couple seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Fifteen thousand feet? How long?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah? A couple seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Does it take to fall twenty fifteen thousand feet? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Because you would have to think the higher you're up,
higher up you're falling from, the faster you're in the fall.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
But I think at a certain point you hit terminal velocity,
Like so you don't you stop speaking up? It takes
a minute. How long does it take aandom SkyDrive free
fall from fifteen thousand feet? About sixty seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
That's a that's a skydive. You unhook a parachute when
you play.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
You were saying it would take like one one thousand
and two, one thousand and three, one thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Debt can maybe like ten twelve seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Well, I mean, I think because you're just like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
It's not like you have the parachute, and at a
certain point it's like you stop losing a lot of
speed and then you just kind of like float down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I think it's about a minute. All right, then do
you want to try?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
You can be our dummy test dummy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Cool? You remember how a couple of weeks ago you
were talking about the new teachers that were molesting students. Yeah,
there were.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
What about them?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Well, now I was thinking about that. You got me
thinking about teachers, and everybody has a cool teacher. Caitlin
has a sty Yeah, she is just rubbing it and
rubbing it and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Rubbing so itchy. You just have no idea we have
you put anything on it or in it? No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Are you going to? Yeah? Do you need to do
it right now? Because it looks like you're having a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
No, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Are you sure you don't have any eye drops for that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I don't have any stye eye drops?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
No, where can you get those? I feel like we
needed to get on this. It's for people who get
You can't see Kate, obviously, but it's like the size
of a golf ball.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
There's just just look like quasi motive.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Pussy head just on top of it, and she's just
robbing it. And she keeps licking her fingers in between,
Like so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I'm not licking my fingers. It's like I haven't put
my fingers in my mouth once.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
It's like wet and postulous.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Does it really look that? Though?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
No worse? Kate, can you explain to me how telephone works?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Like the game of telephone?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Well, sure, start.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
There, Okay. Usually you have more like a group of people,
like you stand in a line or like a circle,
and then you have one person start off and they'll
say like a phrase, and then they tell it to
the first person in line, and then that person whispers
that in the ear of the next person, and so
on and so forth, and then the last person has

(01:05:23):
to say what they hurt, right, and doesn't match what
the person originally.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Okay, so now that you've explained that, how do actual
telephones work? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
So those work?

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
I mean, like I don't really know how you know
the phone lines work. But you pick up the phone
and you dialogue and then it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Calls to you. How do they make you talk to that?
How do they make that person talk to you? How
does it work? I don't understand how phones work. I
don't understand how facts machines work either. I don't understand
how you can send.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I don't understand how fax machine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
It's like boot beat, boom, boom, and then it's like,
here's a menu to this Italian restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Did you ever have like when you scan a bar code?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
No cat, I'm talking about a fax machine. It goes
be boot be boo boom digital code and then it
turns into like a carry out menu. That's all. The
only people that are sending faxes are restaurants to like
local businesses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
I don't even think they do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
They used to. It was crazy as funeral home used
to get so many just like here's a lunch specials
this week.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That's really funny, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
It kind of kind of ruled. But then, did you
ever I remember one time I fucked with a place
where I said I got their facts number and I
sent them a black page over and over and over,
like probably just a mess of them, probably like twenty times.
It'll burn, it'll eat up to all the toner like
they won't have anything.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Because like it' just print entire.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
That used to be a big thing that like, uh,
activists and hackers back in the day would do to businesses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
They just like send them black.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I can't remember what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
It's called.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
It's it's something. Uh it's called like black paging or something. Uh,
black pages through fax machine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Black facts, black faxing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Black faxing is what it's called. Yeah, it's called black faxing.
Kate can I'm glad you're back from going p Thanks
me too, Caitlin. Why don't you go ahead and sit
and or lie down in a comfortable position? Good? Good, good.

(01:07:35):
Allow your body to relax and be still, Allow the
muscles in your body to soften and lengthen Ao only
get my muscle and soft and lengthened. Soft, Yeah, real
soft and sop and wet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Like a wet noodle like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
The sty kate. What There's so many things I want
to talk to about, but it's just like I do.
We can't talk about it or any of it yet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Babe, can you talk about some of it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
I don't know. I guess this is this is good
premium content too. We got a few minutes left. Yeah,
there's some things like you know, what's you know, everything
that's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Well, yeah, because I am privy to that kind of
information because I'm your girlfriend, right, So we'll just hold off.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I guess. So that's kind of why the energy
is weird. I feel like this week because I just
I really want to go off on a lot of things,
but I just can't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
And I like, I was prepping for you to be
able to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
I was prepping, I was prepping everything for the podcast,
and I'm just like, there's there's only a few things
I want to talk about, Like I don't Oh, I
guess the other thing that seems important and this actually
ties into everything, uh you know the future, that sort
of thing, our compound. Oh yeah, Like so, so are

(01:09:07):
we trying to be a podcast that is like affiliated
with a cult or are we trying to be a
podcast that just is started a cult and compound two choices?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
No, we're not having our listeners on the compound. What No,
the compound is for friends and family only.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
No, well, friends and family, yeah, like our cult friends
and family, our family or how to become a terrible
person family because we need somebody because okay, so what's
our what's our objective?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Well, if it's like the end of times, to stay alive, just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
To stay alive and live on our compound.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
As separate to not die of something like I don't know,
the flu, the monkey pox.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Yeah, we're anti monkey pocks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Right, Isn't that so okay? Then you would I so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
What do you what do we stockpiling? Because like we
need to we need to have our thing. We need
to have like our calling card, like toilet paper. Do
we just do we doomsday prep and do we buy out.
That's what we do. Okay, got it. I just had
to talk myself through it. So we're in planning for
another pandemic. We buy up all the shit that's like,

(01:10:23):
you know you need like toilet paper, instant mashed potatoes,
toilet paper. Okay, more instant mashed potatoes. I think instana
mashed potatoes and toilet paper is what we're gonna buy.
You always need both. You need a lot of both,
especially during a pandemic. So then we can sell them. Yeah,
and we could sell those at like an inflated rate

(01:10:44):
through the next pandemic. Could be monkey pocks, could be
something else.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Oh, it could be like peanut butter and stranger things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Hey, there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Yeah, he sells it for twenty dollars and he buys
it for like a dollar thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Do I ever tell you how I almost got arrested
the night before our graduation high school graduation. No, we
were my buddy Scott shout out, Scott, shout out to Nick,
and I think my buddy Steve was there. Real bunch
of class acts, very weird group of people. But we
had engineer, we had illegal fireworks. No, we were like

(01:11:19):
the cool all the cool kids, like Steve was like
the metal guy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
The cool kids that tap dance.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah, we all had some tap mad tap dancing chops.
But we went to this park and we made these
PDC like kind of like firework holders that were you
could hold them and shoot them at people. But it
was fireworks, right, bottle rockets and stuff. So it was

(01:11:46):
like probably eight nine o'clock at night, it's kind of dark,
and we go out to this park and we start
having this battle where we each have a lighter, we
each have a thing of bottle rockets, and then we
have one of our high they our pipe our pipe
gun things, and so we're lighting them and then we're
firing them at each other. So we do this probably

(01:12:08):
for about I don't know, twenty minutes. We had one
thousand bottle rockets, just way too many, and all of
a sudden, we see two cops with their lights on
driving in the field and we realized at that point
that we were on a school property. So like the
park was part of the school and there was a

(01:12:28):
playground and we were just like kind of not really
aware of it because we went the other way we
could just hop the fence or whatever. I can't remember
how we got on there, but we knew no. But
I mean, it wasn't like, oh, hey, this is school property.
It just seemed like park because I didn't live over there.
So we just went over to this empty field, like
soccer whatever. So the cop gets out of the car

(01:12:49):
and they have their guns drawn because they think we
have weapons. They're like, get out on the ground. So
we'd get down on the ground, and I didn't have
my ID, so they were like, well we anyone who
doesn't have idea we got to take in. I was like, fuck,
I'm getting taken to jail for this. And he was
like this is You're on a school property with firearms

(01:13:10):
all this stuff. And we're like, oh, how did we
get into this situation? And then they gave us an ultimatum.
They said, if you get tased, we'll let you go.
We just got these new tasers, and i'd have my ID.
I didn't have any of this shit, but they're calling
everything in on the radio. They called in my social
security number all that stuff, and so I'm like, fuck it,
I'll get tased. Tase me, and then the three other

(01:13:33):
guys were like, yeah, it tase us too. We're not going.
We can't get tomorrow's our graduation. So what ended up
happening is they were like, fuck it, We'll let you
guys go, don't worry about it. We're taking these little
guns that you guys made, and we're also gonna like
turn our lights on and you have to pick up
all the little sticks from the bottle rackets that you
guys littered everywhere. So like, okay, So we get back

(01:13:56):
to the one guy's house who drove us, and his
dad is way us in the yard because he was
listening to police scanner and he heard that his son
had like a firearm on a school property with two
other boys he went to high school with there, and
so he got in big trouble. But our parents ever

(01:14:17):
found out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, Like he didn't tell your parents. That's surprising.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I feel like there were always those those parents that like,
if something happened, you know, they would always tell the
other parent. You know, you got in trouble over your
friend's house, then your friend's mom would call your mom,
and then your mom would be like waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
I feel like a lot of that didn't happen because
I lived across in a different town, and I don't
think our parents, any in any parties really cared that
much to the tattle unless it was huge. There was
occasionally that, but no, what I was thinking is, remember
how I brought up cool teachers earlier. There's that one
cool teacher you have that's like, oh, this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Guy's neat, and then you find out he's Adler.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Well, yeah, this guy wasn't a diddler. He was just
a fun dude. But he came to my graduation. No,
he came to my graduation party on a Harley, not
a Harley, but a motorcycle that he bought that day
for three hundred and fifty dollars and it was like
black smoke. And then we proceeded to hang out on
the porch and eat egg rolls because I had egg

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rolls at my graduation party. And like all our all
our guy friends and then this teacher, we all were
taking turns with the shot collar. We had a voice
activated shot collar, so you had to bark you to
make a noise and it would shock you. And it
had ten levels, so depending on where you were, if

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you kept making noise, it would, you know, increase and
increase and increase. So we're just passing around the table
and I remember he almost passed out because he got
like the ultimate shock and we set them up for it.
So no, we were just all sitting around and it's like,
you know, this is your teacher. You spent four years.
He was more to your mind. And then on your

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graduation night he comes over and is shocking himself with
a shot collar, like he gets to do that every year.
How fun is that? Yeah, like that fucking rules. I
saw a picture of him recently and he straight up
looks like Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
He was like clean cut, he looked like Keanu Reeves.
He had a real Knu Reeves vibe. And now he's
just like huge beard, long hair, and he's still teaching
US history at school, which I think if you're a teacher,
that's that's like the gravy class, right, social studies history,
I need, like, that's like the fun teacher. It's always

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the fun teacher teaches social studies, right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Yeah. I feel like I only had one teacher for
like history, social studies that I just hated, but all
my other ones I was like, oh yeah, this they
were pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Yeah, this guy was the shit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Plus, my mom was a history teacher, was she Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
For some reason I thought she was like math.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
No, that was my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Okay, so well, Kate, do you have anything you want
to say before we go?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I guess I do have one thing I want to say. Okay, So,
so when we go out to eat, and you know
how they always like, think you tip places?

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Now, oh yeah, I solid today.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Solid today, And then I feel like a dick no,
because we got we got standard. I'm going somewhere that's
like a fast casual type restaurant, not a chain, but
it has multiple locations, and they're like, yeah, I didn't tip.
We were eating there, it's not yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
But then I thought, you think that's why we got
mixed up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
That's why she gave away my tikitos.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
No, we didn't take the number either. Apparently we were
supposed to take the number.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
I didn't even see the number.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Yeah, it's like they make all these rules and they
don't tell you. But that place is the ship. That's
like such a good But on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
That note, I wanted to bring up how that's a
thing everywhere you go now, like every single restaurant they
want they ask the question like if you pay with
a card, they ask the question of how much you
want to tip, and like it's minimum starting at fifteen percent.
Like I went to subway by my work and they
have a sign outside that says starting at fifteen dollars

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an hour, which okay, cool, right, But then like, yeah,
the first question that I get asked when I put
in my card to pay is fifteen, twenty, twenty five, thirty.
I'm just like, how about zero?

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
What also depends? Man? Last couple of times its been
the subways, you have.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
To put in custom and then put zero zero zero
enter for to be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Like one dollar, and I think, yeah, it's also it's
like that get hard for the donate the charity shit,
same principle. I don't want to donate to charity every
time I fucking go somewhere. Sorry, I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
That's exactly how I feel. And you know, like I said,
not talking shit, but if you're going to have a signing,
how you pay all your workers fifteen dollars an hour?
And the guy literally doesn't know anything like any any
of the language that I speak, right, or and you

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want me to tip fifteen percent.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Or just does a bad job on my.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Shitty sandwich like no, so so no I think, I mean,
I just want to know, like I guess what what
are your thoughts?

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
My thoughts? Yeah, I don't know. I mean I'm I
should I have tip today? I generally tip.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
I know, so so you're a better person than no.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I mean, but also too, it's like I don't think
if you're just getting your food made, like you don't
tip a jack in the box. Yeah that's what I mean,
Like you don't so basically the same the same service
principle that we had today. Yeah, you said no tip,
it's like they didn't do anything after we got the
food either, So I don't you're just tipping. I feel
like you're just tipping the owner of that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Obviously. If we're going to with sit down restaurant and
we have a server that comes and gives us our
drinks and everything, I'm gonna tip them, or like if
we do a carryout order, I usually tip at least
like ten percent.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Right Yeah, no, I I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
I mean, if I'm also going to a place like Subway,
I shouldn't be expected to tip it Subway, like you're
a chain restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Right, Well, especially you're saying low quality. Like, the reason
you tip waiters and waitresses originally was because they were
getting paid like three dollars and twenty five cents they
were getting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Well, that's why you still still have to tip servers
because they still do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
They still make nothing, which is fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
But you can go to taco ball and make fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Yeah, you did pay fucking four guys to stand behind
a subway counter and play grab ass while you're waiting
to get your sandwich. No one knows how to make
a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
They put just a giant glob of mustard on the
right side only.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
And then fuck, they'll be like, oh you want black olves,
They'll put like fifteen black elves on one little part
and then they'll be like anything else, and you're like, yeah,
everything else I asked for?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
I like, literally, they have you noticed they put two
tiny little triangles of cheese and that's it. They'll put
like six pieces of meat, but then they'll put one
tiny little triangle of cheese on either side, because of course,
if you want to get extra cheese, it's like a
dollar twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Of course blocks extra. Fuck it. Well, I think what
we found we found it learned a lot today in
this hour. O. J. Simpson still in the Pro Football
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah, I mean I think that's kind of cool though, yeah,
like fuck it, just.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Like I was just like, well, it's also isn't it
weird that how many times a year do you see
like an NFL player like beat the ship out of
his girlfriend on video?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I mean likes not as often anymore, but I feel
like back in the back in the day, it was
like every week do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
You remember the Beyonce slap? Do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Or Beyonce's sister?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
And then oh, oh, now I'm thinking of ray Rice.
I'm getting my elevator situations confused.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
He like punched a girl. Yeah, he punched his girlfriend
like in the elevator, just full on, but like full
on punched her right, oh yeah, Like it wasn't a slap.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
What do you think closest, what do you think they
were talking about it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I should not laugh at that. That's horrible. He clocked her, yeah,
and then you And then that just makes you wonder
like all the other stuff that has happened that you
never hear about, it never come to light, or like
the players that you know, just mysteriously like stopped playing day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Well, who was at the Arizona Rattlers player that lived
above me that beat the ship out of his girlfriend
every fucking two days?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Yeah, the cops getting called every other week. I wait
times did the cops get called? Like probably least three?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Yeah, maybe five, but like it was constant, and I
just wish I really the one time they went in
there and I was listening the cops, like eight cops
came in and they fucking roughed his ass up. Get
you heard it? And then you heard they all carried
him out like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Hit them, throwing them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
On the floor, yeah, and slamming them against the wall.
But I mean, the stuff he was doing to his
girlfriend was just agregiously.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
So do you think that she was the one calling
the cops or was it just.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Like all the I think all of us neighbors were
the ones calling the cops because we were like, this
is insane every night. And it was during COVID too,
she were all locked.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Up, Like how many divorces came out of COVID?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Three? Three divorces? All right, Kate, let's get the fuck
out of here. What are we having for dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
I don't know. Are you hungry? No? No, really something light?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Okay, okay, Kate, let's go.