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You all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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How good is God? Hum? Think about it? Just take
a slight inventory of your own life and say it
to yourself when you get through, how good is God?
H think of all the small things, all this because
that's him. You breathe as him, you steal him. That's him.
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You got another chance. That's him. You ain't out of here.
That's him. You got any measure of health, that's him.
You think it's more to it than it really is.
That it already showed up to be. That's him. All
of that. You got any dreams or aspirations, you dream
of other things, that's him. All that, that's him. That's him.
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Him close you got. That's him every time you eat.
That's why they had this thing called you say your grace.
That's him. That's him, man, that's him. It's amazing when
you take a small inventory how you find out how
big God really is in your life. Now, the more
you turn yourself over to him, the bigger he can be.
For you. See, he'll only be as big as you
let him. It's one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman.
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He can make you do anything. You know. You get
too big for him, you know you you you, you
lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God created
man with the power of choice. We're the only creature
he created that. He gave us the total power of
choice when we mate, who we mate with. You know everything,
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all of it. Man. It's the choice what we want
to be, how much you want to make, Where we
want to live, what climate we want to live in.
We can live in cold climates, hot climates. You know,
we speak different languages. You can go learn another language.
A bear can't do nothing but be a bear. He
can't go learn how to be a fox. He can't
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go learn how to be an artor He just can't
an ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't come out
of here and fight like a lion. A lion is
a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables.
I don't care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay
down and pull up out of here and die because
he can't eat grass. He just a lion man. You
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understand this that God gave us. We are the one
creature he created that has total power of choice. You
can make every decision in your life. What kind of
watch you like? That's the one you can buy. You
want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't like Switzerland,
you can move to Miami. You want to live your
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life a crime, go ahead. That's you. He gave you
the power of choice. You want to do right? Come on,
So now look at this thing. We are all the
results of a series of decisions that we have made.
If we could just identify that the problem is us,
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we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all,
it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life
down the hill. I can't tell you how many years
based on some decisions that I was making. Now I
can justify my decision with I wasn't happy and I
was doing this and I was in misery, and y'all
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on that, ye yes to you when you get through.
You made the decisions though, and you can look at
this anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end
of the day, I'm just talking to people that's really
really wanting to improve their position in life. And how
do you do that? You got to have a solution.
How do you come up with a solution? You got
to identify the problem to even began to solve it.
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But if the problem ain't ever you, how are you
gonna solve something that ain't you? See? Okay, let me
look at this one. If somebody sayd like I got
a child of mine, man, I just do right here. Man,
I don't even gonna get into it this morning, or
I'm struggling with this this boy. But man, you go
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to people, you're asking why they do so? I just
I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I just
didn't take care of business? Boy, do you understand that
your life is gonna be filled with you got to
take care of business. So when you're gonna start, you
know what, man, you can't. You can't. You can't go
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through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See,
you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if
you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello,
could it be you? South Fly had to sit down
and just make that decision. They don't need me coming
on the radio talking about nobody else and what they
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did to me, and y'all just don't know. No, no, no, man,
what about the part you played in it? Because see,
if you got a good marriage, you got a part
to play in that. If you got a bad one,
you got a part to play in that. Even if
it just get down to you the one pick them,
how about that? Mister, mister? I made a decision. The
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problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest,
an easy way to fix your life. That way, you
ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of
going on and admitting that is you. You don't have
to check or clear it with nobody to start the
repair process. You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't got
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to put it before the review board to see if
it'll pass. It ain't got to go through Congress. You
ain't got to hope that your local politician get their
hands on it to make a phone call for you.
You ain't got to ask any counselors to come in
and sit with you. You don't have to check in
to rehab. All you got to do is decide the
problem is me. I'm gonna start changing me. Identify the problem,
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and start with the part that you can own up to.
Once you identify the problem, you can start planning on
how to fix it or how to get to accomplishing something.
But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,
then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
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to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
Just make a list of what you want. Make this
list and then go to God in prayer with an
open mind and open your mind up to all the
clean opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of
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people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I
hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians
that come to me all the time. I'm talking about. Man,
what you're not saying, Man, just take every gig. You
can no matter what they pay. Well, listen to me, son,
you can go make that money that they pay, or
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you can make the decision to sit at home and
make no money. It's a comedy, a hard business. They
ain't paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive, drive
fifty miles. But if you drive fifty miles and you
make the hundred and you stand on that stage for
thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes better than you
was the last time you went on stage. Oh, man,
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you ain't man, they don't pay me. I ain't coming.
You ain't going to be a comedian, man, not not,
not like this hill. A lot of people just don't
want to do what's necessary to do. So when the
opportunity presents itself and you open up your mind to it, man,
then get ready to go on and do it. Man,
identify your problem today, start with the part dash you show.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's get it started right now. It's
morning time. They don't need a messing around. We got
a full compliment. We only got one team member missing.
This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. I chose to do
it this way to day because well, I chose to
do it this way to day. That's all I need.
Ain't no other reason. That's what it is this morning.
Simply put Shirley Strawberry. I like that energy today, Steve,
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Happy day, Good morning, muscles. Morning up to the family.
I wish I hate light skinned Jay Anthony brown Man,
tell yourself, Jay on the zoom with so much light
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this morning, he looked like the light skinned dude and
kid and play. That's how much light he got on here.
You ain't been there, light skinned sis, I don't believe
as an embryo, I was never the light at birth. Nephew,
Timmy in the building. Six foot six, Yes, I am
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want to do. But looking down on y'all this morn
whe that yeah, yeah, yeah? What's six foot six? What
you're standing on the counter? What six me? J me know,
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I just want to know what. You ain't jump six six? Tommy?
You're you ever tried to dump? Yeah? Answers my question?
Can I go to six six for you? What? You
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don't know it? You don't know how fun it is
up there to you try to run up there? That's
up there. I know exactly how high it is. You
don't know. Yeah, six two. I used. Oh, oh, I
used a cram it that that's used to them. Day's
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gone though it's gone. Hey man, let me explain something
to you. I got a basketball hoop right, got a
cord net on it, so it rained outside. So you know,
when it rained the cord, the net tightened up. I'm
out there with Marjorie. We're shooting balls. We ain't made
one in about six shots. She messed around and threw
one end and it's stuck in the net. Oh no,
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you gotta jump up there and knock it down. And
you know, I just stuck in the net, and she said, baby,
get that and I still there. Look I sit. Damn
that used to be so the first time I didn't
realize how much hops I had lost, and I just
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missed the whole net and everything. Then my wife was
looking at me. So I went back and took two
steps and got up there. Just badly got it off
the net. But when I came down to the ground,
the shock of had never hadn't jumped that far in years.
The shock me shut mine tid butter up and pushed
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it up in me A little bit. That just went
up in me like I inhaled my butt inside of it.
I just I didn't know what to get it. Yeah, yeah,
you need to do like I do those things. All right,
thank you for that. Steve coming up at thirty two
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minutes after the hour, asked the CLO Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this, you're listening
to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go,
it is time to ask the CLO. This one's from
Alana in Memphis. Alana writes, I'm a fifty four year
old divorced female and I'm dating a guy that my
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aunt hooked me up with. We were sitting in my
yard relaxing, and he was playing on his phone when
all of a sudden, I heard sex sounds coming from
his phone. I got up to see what he was watching,
and it was a dark and dirty sex video. He said,
my aunt sent it to him. Why would my aunt
send him a porn video? Do I need to see
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how close their relationship really is. I don't know what
you're asking me for. I don't even understand why you
calling in what everybody was right there? You was in
the yard relaxing, YA was over there. She send him
the video window Yeah, you could have cleared it with
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everybody right there. So I don't. I don't know. I'd
say he had to be pretty close friends to send. Yeah,
that would be But if you don't. But if you
think people who seeing porno movies out don't lie, you're
dealing with wrong people. A lot of us were, I
mean a lot of people watched educational act it is
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you learn. Yeah, thank you, guys, sir, you're missing the
point a little bit. All right, We're moving on. Deanna
Dianna and Las Vegas says, I'm in my mid thirties
and I like to think of myself as a freaky Christian.
I met a man in church and I'm trying to
figure out what's wrong with him. He's very well endowed,
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and I am praying for the day he unleashes the beast.
I don't think it will ever happen because he's so
sensitive to my touch. If I touch him or it,
it drives him crazy. How can I get started if
I can't give him my extra spressials pre show treatment.
Please advise from Deanna the freaky Christians? What is you
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writing us for? You know you're the one that's the
freaky Christian. How'd you get the reputation? What do you
need help from us? Fault? Nobody on this show is
as label myself as the freaky christ you're a freaking Christian,
But now you got questions on how to be freaky.
You need to ask some more freaking people. You know,
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maybe you need to give up the title. Yeah, why
don't you just try Christian for a while. She sounds
pretty proud of that though. Yeah, but you ain't that
freaking because you don't even know what to do. Now
you're calling it to the people. Ain't know. None of
us said we're freaky Christians. Now you want to call
in us and get some damn advice if you freaking
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gets a freak and Christians. We don't have two titles combination. Yeah,
and it's it's asked the clo, not asking Christian. Yeah,
I ain't got nothing funny. I don't know what you
need to do to in hell you're Yeah, maybe you
ain't all hell on, Hey, freaking Christian. Maybe you ain't
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freaky enough. Yeah, your thought of that. Maybe your title
is a little overrated to him. Yeah, that that's something
something all right? Moving on, Paul Pault and Charlotte says,
I'm dating a man that tried to be romantic, but
it went left real quick. He ran my bathwater and
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poured me some wine. The water wasn't warm enough, so
I had to add hot water. I finally got the
water right and I was soaking. Then he brought his
naked behind and there and slid into my bathwater. I
think that this is very insanitary, and it darned sure
isn't romantic to me. I got out of the tub
and took a shower because I felt dirtier than I
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did before my bath. He told me I'm hard to
please and I'm rude. Am I really? Yeah? I thank
you all, you know, to the man run your bath water.
He coming there and getting the bathtub. Now he too nasty,
but you feel to lay up with him later on.
I don't understand you can't take a bath with him
because you felt dirtier with who what what? Let's both
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come out of here clean about Yeah, you know, it
ain't like he took a bath like we used to
do when we was little, because we didn't have a
big hot water tank. To say that, like, yeah, yeah,
you had to use saint water. You had to get
on in there. Oh you mean after a person got out, Yeah,
with a load of clothes in there with a load
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of clothes. Yeah. He takes it to a whole number level.
So you agree with him that she's hard to please
and she's rude. Yes, I mean, you know, lady, what
you want? Dog man? He tried to get his big
self in there? What you what your thing? What? Okay? Well,
you know they are sex scenes all the time. People
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take bath all the time. You know, I don't know
what you think you're all gonna be doing later on,
but you know it's gonna be gonna be a little
bit mold and bath water, bath water. All right? Well, Jay,
your turn. Do you have a question for the Yes,
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I do have a question. You are with the woman.
A partner manners with a woman who is way more
freakier than he is ready to be. How does he
get out of this relationship? I mean, she's really freaky,
she really freaking No Christian in this at all, Nothing
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Christian about this. Sometimes I just had to go on
and just that one time, just going to get your
whole self toe out. You just had to go on
and just get yourself turned inside out. That when you
got the one time, you just got to take it
like a man, like you're gonna be in there making
him like like you're gonna be high preventilating. You're gonna
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you're gonna suck in a lot of wind because when
they're doing real freaky stuff, you do this here a lot.
Are you? Are you allowed to cry? If it's like
way painful? Way you cry? Way way stop you stop it? Please? Wait?
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Sounds like a tear is about to come out? Are
you Jesus? Oh? I need you know? You sing burns?
It's just supposed to burn like that? What's going on? Yes?
What is the hot stick for? What you're doing? I
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don't what is that? Stop beating me? No? I don't
like that on my mouth? What you're doing? All right?
Thank you? See Ellen, No, I'm not rabbing this on you.
Right there. We gotta get out of here. Coming up next,
the Nephew is back with run that Prank back right
after this you're listening show. Coming up at the top
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of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with our
national news and an entertainment news. A highly anticipated versus
Battle of the nineties girl groups is tomorrow, and we'll
tell you how the pandemic led to a lot of
big old butts. Okay, yes, guys will be interested in that.
But but but right now it is time to run
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that prank back. See what I did right there? What
you got? What you got with you? But I got
it for you. I know, I spent your credit card.
I spent your credit card. Let's go cat though. Hello,
I'm trying to read Anthony, Anthony Anthony. This is this
is Jay Will. I'm the bartender here at the club. Yeah, man,
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I've been calling y'all all week, man about my card. Yes, yes,
I got your tar. You actually you must have loved
here Saturday night, is that right? Yeah? Look Saturday man,
But I've been calling you a week trying to get
don't normally come back in until Thursday or Thursday morning.
We get to look ready for Thursday night. So nobody's
actually here. I just have to be coming in there.
But y'all running business man, y'all gotta get somebody to
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answering the phones. Man, I I'm being my card all right, right?
Why I let y'all that right now so I can
pick up my cart y'all at the club. No, I'm
not I just left the club. Actually, I'm actually almost home.
But I do have I do have your card with me.
You got you got my card with you? Yes, I have,
I have your credit card. Took my card to the house. Well,
I saw all the messages that you left on the machine,
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so I'm assuming that if I reached out to you,
maybe we could meet up and I can actually help
you out and get it to you before Thursday. Yeah,
but that's cool, man. But I could have just met
you at the club and used he saw my carm.
You should have just called me back. I could have
came run on to the club, man, I mean, okay, well,
I apologize. I got a lot of running around to do.
But if you don't mind coming out and picking it
up from me here at the house, you know, I
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make sure I get it to you. Okay, cool, cool,
Well let's check this up. What's your address, man, so
I can just come over to you right now. I'm
gonna put it the GPS and run over there. Okay,
hold on, hold on right street? All right? All right?
All right, cool man? You want you're there now? Because
I can just shoot over there like we man, And
I've applied you a little so man, for taking care
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of it, man, acause I really need my car. Man.
I got some urgent minutes I need to take care of.
So I just shot you a little something when I
get over there. And I appreciate it again, man, okay,
well I appreciate you, you you know, wanting to slide me something.
And since you said that, you know, maybe uh you know,
maybe you don't have to because I actually I ran
into a little jam man, and hopefully you you you'll
be understandable about it. But I ran into a little
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jam and I actually had to I actually had to
use your card. Oh hold on, hold you said, what, Well,
you know, I got into a little a little situation
and I actually had to use your card. You my card, right? Well,
well yeah, I mean I mean I'll be here to
to to uh bere to give it back, pay it
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back to you car? What hey? Man? What hey? What? What? What?
What do you got come of? Opportunate? I got going
on over there? Man, use my car for what. I
closed my tad that I don't say any night. Man. Yeah,
you you close your time out, you know that. And
and and like I said, I was going through a
little bit of a situation. I needed some gas, so
I used it for that. And I'm a little a
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little girl needed some uniforms for a school. And I
my check hadn't come from from the club yet. But
as soon as the club, or as soon as you
hey hey ho hold shown, bro, you went, you you
put you put gas and you you buying somebody somebody
tear tutors or clothes on my color right, And I
had to get my car out of the shop. So
I mean, once I your car off the shop, they're
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gonna tell you so many put my family, man, my
family money. Man. You want for that, bro, don't I
don't plum for it. Man, I'm gonna tell you what
I tell you what. Man, I'm gonna tell you what
I'm gonna I'm front of the farm the police report
you want, man, you needn't have I can, I can,
mister Anthony. Put just calm down, man. I know it's nothing,
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but at least at least at least I got and
then I got my whole kids to take care of.
But at least I'm telling you what happened, and you're
not telling me. So he was my card. My caution
has been at the card where I live. For that
I can pay you back in payments, man, every every week.
I am, I want my money and I want my
card back. I'm a bus shop, that's what. That's what
it's gonna be sure your card was that important, you
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wouldn't have left for at the club leave the card
up time. Well, you wouldn't have been so and you
wouldn't want the girl I had my card the whole time.
She was gonna save it for me and give me
to me, and I signed my things. She didn't give
it to me. If you wouldn't have been so drunk,
you wouldn't if you want to have left your card
at the club when the body. Man, I had two tricks,
but they don't excuse the fact I had some press
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of me. This I need to leave. But though I
don't excuse you to use my card. Man, I understand that.
I'm telling you when you went right now, Man, were
you at you? Yes? I am. I'm on the way
over there, man, and I'm telling you what't Man, it's
we don't have my card and my money. When I
get there, I'm gonna bush up open. I understand. I
get you. I had them. It took me four hundred
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dollars to get my card to shot. I was my car.
What No, well no, it was actually six hundred on
your car because I had to get the other stuff
that I told you about. But crazy you playing you
even you know you know definitry und you don't see,
don't really messed up, man, he say. Man, Man, that's
my wife. That's me and my wife joined Savid's account. Man,
it's for my keys. I got two keys, take care
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of man. I don't know what's type of game you're
trying to run, man, but I promise you I got
something for you. I want all my money on my
account and if any money, if I'm telling you right now,
I swear to guard. I've already told you that I
use this money. What do you mean is it? If
it's not there, it's not there. I've used it, Anthony. Hey,
but I'm gonna asking you to let me put a
play and me tell you something I swore to guard.
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Right now, I promise, wol I swore it. If you,
if you, if you, if you don't have my together
one I get over there. I'm gonna put my hands
on you. Man. And I don't know who you think
you're playing with. Man, I don't play the board games.
I don't, I know, I hope. I don't think it's
gonna go. I'm gonna suit depends something. I'm a super
black off. I want my card and I want my
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money real. So if my oney back on my car
by the time I get over there, by the cash
in my hand by the time I get over there,
we're going up for real series from and I'm done talking. Hello, Hey,
you ain't got to call me. I'm already on the way.
I swear to guard it. Let my money be off
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my car. Let my I'll be there. I hope it's
not right, and I'm up man, I'm I'm, I'm I'm
telling you right now, I put my I put my
get right in the guard on my daughter right now.
If my money ain't on my car, get the card
any in my hand. With my money in my hand
when I get over there, don't even wear anybody. I
want to weigh over there. I'll be then lifted tidom.
I want to be honest about this. Somebody actually gave
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me your card? What somebody actually gave me your card?
Somebody gave you my card. I don't give it them
who we gave you the card? He hit you like
I'm seeing when I get over there. So that's fine.
I hope y'all had fun with a game. Y'all play,
that's fine. That's steth cool man. I ain't got time
to play making out. Other person had the car man
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to me running around up. Okay, do you have something
you can take his name down so I can. I
don't want to know what I'm a car man. Okay,
the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, he has
your card, nephew, tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just gotta pray man money on that car Mann
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man your boyfriend about this car wed man, He said,
you've been calling the club every single ten minutes and
my wife man, let me leave him down. Man, she man, Hey,
let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show
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in the land. Baby Harvey Morning Show? Did I do?
Y'all justice? That's all I want to do? All right?
Thank you enough? Coming up in the top of the
we'll have entertainment and national news with Miss and Trip.
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up in about twenty minutes. Guys, our special guest
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will be family member Anthony Hamilton. He is back with
a world premiere of his new single, and we can't
wait for that. Uh yeah, yeah, we've missed for sure.
Yeah yeah, Well it's on, guys, the upcoming Versus Battle
between two of our most beloved nineties R and B
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girl groups. It is tomorrow night at eight pm Eastern.
The last time we talked about Versus, of course, it
was the Isisley Brothers and Earthwin and Fire, hosted by
our very own Steve Harvey. Well, this one's gonna be
good too. It's a showdown between s WV and Escape. Yeah,
s WV and Escape to singing groups right there singing? Okay. Yes.
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Tomorrow also marks the one year anniversary of the Versus Battle,
so we're gonna break it down. So who do you
think has the best vocals or the best catalog of
music Steed Jay, Tommy Junior or anybody for this? One
of of s w V and Escape. Oh I don't know. Yeah,
I have to go, both of both of me. Both
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got here they coco. Yes, So weekend, yes, Taste of Me? Yes, yes, yes,
all right, So be sure to tune in tomorrow at
eight p m Eastern at Versus TV on Instagram or
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that that's a great and for not just escape for everybody. Yeah,
so that'll be a fun one. That'll be a fun
one too, and uh and other great news. It turns
out that the pandemic was good for something. Check this out, guys.
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The American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that procedures like
botox and fillers were very, very popular during the COVID pandemic. Uh.
But the biggest increase in cosmetic surgery in the last
year was for what, guys, but but implants? Yes, but
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implants apparently being but reductions. With all that day and
weight I saw, I'm seeing I'm with you, Steve, I'm
seeing some asses that I have never seen, asses as
big as I'm seeing now. No, no, don't get me wrong.
I like my big ass, But some of these asses.
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You're talking about the COVID fifteen, Steve, I'm talking about asses,
but I'm talking about I'm talking about COVID when you
look back there and discovered Yeah, because you know, in COVID,
you know, you wore a lot of gym stuff because
you wasn't going nowhere. Yeah. Then as you then as
you started going back out and you was trying to
put your clothes on. Yeah, yep, So you know what
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I wanted to ask you, So I don't know ask me.
I was gonna ask you. Can you tell that if
it's fake or not? Or do you care? I mean
sometimes you care. If you're saying my hand you don't care.
But I don't care. The oh you don't care. You
got money involved, you don't care. If your waistline is
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real real tiny no app Yeah yeah, So you ghet
it in and hurt your hand, then you care. That's
that's that's new. The only time you care and if
you feel like j if it don't ripple when you
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hit it. All right, We're moving on. Time to check
in with this and Trip Steve. Ladies and gentlemen, this
and Trip, thank you, Thank you every morning. Good morning, folks.
This is Enter put the News on. This Friday, President
Biden took his campaign for his massive infrastructure plans to
the people of the Deep South yesterday. Mister Biden met
first with Louisiana Governor John Bell Edwards to talk about
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disaster preparedness, and then he went to New Orleans to
convince people that his billion dollar ideas will make America
more competitive and attractor for business investment and therefore bring
more jobs. But while the President says he's willing to
entertain ideas from congressional Republicans and all this, he says
he's not going to be stored by any legislative games.
I'm not ready to do nothing. I'm not ready to
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have another period where America has another infrastructure month and
doesn't change the damn thing. Meanwhile, the Republican mayor of
Lake Charles and the Democratic mayor of shreport they recently
got together and co wrote an op ed piece on
the need to pass mister Biden's American Jobs Plan. Scary
times in South Carolina yesterday, a school bus filled with
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children was hijacked by an army trainee with a rifle.
Authorities say the youngsters and the driver okay, thank goodness.
The suspect is under arrest, thank goodness, and faces a
number of kidnapping charges. Richard County Sheriff Leon Lotts says
they found out about it from a parent of one
of the kids who was on the bus. Probably one
of the scariest calls that we could get in law
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enforcement as a school district is that a school bus
has been hijacked with kids on it with someone with
a gun. Ken turned out that the suspects under arrest
and nobody was hurt. The unidentified trainee was only a
few weeks into basic training at Fort Jackson. A South
Carolina appeals court has rule that a mentally disabled black
man held as a slave for five years by a
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white restaurant owner is do a half a million dollars
in backwage and benefits. Authorityday that John Christopher Smith worked
at the restaurant since he was twelve years old. He
was paid by the family who owned the restaurant, but
when they decided to give it to another family member
to run this particularly a person fifty six year old
Bobby Paul Edwards, stopped paying him and put him in
a roach infested apartment and barely gave him anything to eat.
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Prosecutors say other workers noticed what was going on, but
they were afraid to say anything because they're afraid of
getting fired. By the way, that guy, fifty six year
old Bobby Paul Edwards, who kept him as a slave,
he's in jail. Megan Marko has written a new book,
a children's book and titled The Bench. It's about the
relationship between a father and a son. You know, her
husband and Archie. But already those racist haters are out there. Yeah,
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they're here again. Another children's book called The Boy in
the Bench. Those Megan Hayden creeps have insisted that the
Duchess of Sussex book is identical to the other one.
So they asked the author. She says at wrong. She
says her book is not the same at all, and
the theme of the book is completely different than Megan's.
Now they want the Queen to remove Megan's title as
Duchess of Sussex from the book. Those ugly people never
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ever stop. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You're listening to show, all right, we got everybody else problems.
We got our special guests this morning. Man, this is
a family member, y'alls. Grammy Ward winning singer, songwriter producer, Arthur.
He'd have sold over fifty million albums globally, y'all heard me,
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and he ain't numbered family to us. It's only right
that he stopped by here this morning to do the
world premiere of his new single You made a fool
of me, Ladies and gentlemen, none other than that damn
mister Anthony Hamilton and to be back with the old
team again. Man, it's really hey man, how you've been
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holding up during the pandemic, You've been vaccinating, How you've
been holding up? I've been holding up pretty good and
end up COVID actually in December. I was in the
hospital two weeks. You know, kept me really quiet. My
younger three boys they end up having it. But you know,
Man got that plan for me, and yeah, I am.
I came out of this singing my tail offer. You know,
I can't look. I was thinking that there in that bid.
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I was like, I could just sing Charlene. I'll be
all right to make a few y'all same, hey man,
But you were in the hospital for two weeks at Anthony, Yeah, bro,
that's serious. Yeah, we're serious. You know they had me
on the oxygen. I didn't have to go on the ventilator,
but I was on oxygen. I hadn't been sticking over
ten fifteen years. Man, if I had a cold would
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be two days top. Maybe it was just for me
to have the testimony to tell people that it was real.
But I'm glad I was fair and thank god, thank god. Wow, Yeah,
that's good. Man, So the family good and everything, how
your sons get everybody's good, the kids, everybody's good. That
he snacked after every meal and you know it's reckless.
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Hey man, look were on here because we're gonna do
the world premiere of your new single. You made a
fool of me? Man. So just before we go to break, man,
how did the song come about? You know what? I
was in the studio, man, he Jermaine the fridge. We're
in the studio and we were just talking about like
life and relationship and he started talking about charline was
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created and just all the things we feel and you know,
talking about how you've been made a food love and
things you go through. And me Eddie came and made
the preweek he started making his music the man you
would feel. I was like, Man, that sounds so old.
I said, you don't want to try nothing a little new.
He's like, he said, Jane never got to do nothing. No,
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you know what I mean, because you up sometime as
an artist. As an artist, you want to you know,
everything is popping and it's new and expression. It's a
different sound. As you know. I like a little bit
of that. He's like, you don't ever have to do
that for your core audience. He's like, they want to
hear you, he said, they want to hear you same.
Ain't about the same? You like that right now? No?
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You know, yeah, you know, and I respect him for that.
Domain has always been that, like, you don't have to
be none of that. No, you do extremely well. And
he was like, never made no musa ever ever made
back then you you ain't got to fix nothing that
ain't broke. And when we come back, we're gonna do
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the world premiere, everybody, So don't go nowhere. You Made
a Fool of Me is next. It's brand new from
Anthony Hamilton, World premiere right after this. You're listening Morning show?
All right, everybody, we're back and as promised that, we're
sitting here with our family member, legendary Grammy Ward wouldn't
sing a songwriter, producer, author. This is Anthony Hamilton, and
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this is my brand new single, You Made a Fool
of Me right here on the Steve Harvey, the man
I gave you. I'll never da you. Man. God, you
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know I love you. You couldn't never do no wrong,
and you know how I adored you, but you chose
to break my heart. You were sleeping with another man
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and you had him all around our fool friends. You
never said you were sorry for what you do and
I can never do you like I love. You made
a fool on me. I gave you, I gave you
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all love me. You made a fool up me. I
never gave you man o no no, no, no, no, God,
you know why I love you. You had me wrapped
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around your wark. Doesn't worth looting now we had I'm
dad from the sun. No one, no bye, you like
I have no no, no, no no nothing, oh no one.
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Because I was standing by you like I dear fool.
You made a fool. I mean, I can't you see
I love you made you made? You made a fool
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man You never you never liked you never. You never
ye like boy? That boy man boy, you can say
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ABC no grammar right there in your heart your heart.
What yeah. Jermaine Dupre said it best change for what? Dog?
You got that voice, you got that voice that's not
out there today, and it's the voice that's been missing. Dog.
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I like that little Lenny Williams, That that little Lenny
william It just felt like I needed to go. You
gotta lords right there right there. Man, Oh, do let
me tell some if I could do that right there? Well, well,
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if I could do that, though, I'll be broke because
you're gonna need to be able to do more than
that to make it. That ain't good enough. Hey man,
you're working on a new album. New album will be
done and out in August. Okay, okay, yeah, I mean
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I'm coming with it. I'm coming like this is my
first album. It's like I've never ever for the album out.
I'm coming like Charlie that whole coming from what I'm
from album. Come on, home boy, this is gonna be
the grown up It's gonna be the steroid version of that. Man.
I'm excited, ain't congratulations? Man? We love by ladies and gentlemen,
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the one and only Anthony Hamilton. We love you boy,
Thank y'all, love y'all to man, thank you to my pose.
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the
subject I fell in love with the Cookie Monster. We'll
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get into that a little later, but right now it
is time for the prank call. All right, nephew, what
you got? Well, you know some people are sensitive about
their kids, Shirley. You know, I don't know what people
are a lot of people about their kids. So today's
but today's tidily is your son is too fat? Oh,
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your son is too fat? Let's go cat. Hello, Hello,
I'm time to reach please. This is her Podcathy, this curvy.
I'm actually the owner at the daycare for mine's daycare
where your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm sure you're
a familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir, all right,
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how are you doing today? I'm good. Oh, how's a
little a little divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's
laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys have been
coming here. I guess about a year now, right, yes,
since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give
you a call. I'm looking at some some information I
was I was Divine doing at home? Is he is
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he eating properly at home? When you say eating, what
do you mean? I mean? He? Is he getting U
meals every time he's supposed to get them? While he's
at home. Yeah, he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's
there's there's no situation where you guys may be a
shortage of food or anything like that. Are you uh
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a short as the food? No, sir, my husband works
real good. We don't have a problem with as short
as the food. Is there a problem with him? Well,
you know we're looking at the records and Little Levins too, Yes, sir,
have you looked at the comparison of two year olds
the majority of two year olds and in comparison to
I guess I should say size in comparison to the
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bond side, you mean like in body way body size.
I mean he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't
a small chap when he Barney was ten pounds. But no,
he's on the scale of right where he should be.
He's just a little, you know, taller because his daddy
is tall. But he's doing okay. So you you're you
don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of
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of of of obesity at two You mean fat? I mean,
I didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,
you're I mean, I mean your sons. Let me just
say on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, and we're talking about
you think my son is a little overweight or what
he's what's the problem. Well, I mean, I think it's fat,
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you know, and and and the problem I'm gonna think
he's I'm noticing the records of everything is wait, wait, wait, wait,
we need to back up to you think he's sat.
I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, So every morning
that I dropped him off for a year and I
give my daycare money, Miss Benita has never said anything
about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you
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think my son is sat him you deal with him
on a daily basis. I don't deal with him on
a daily basis. What I'm looking at is records that
are showing me that he's eating way more than the
rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,
he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day. A
gallon of milk. Y'all only get snacks two times a
day and he's there only for breakfast and lunch. And
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how in the hell is he drinking a gallon of
milk and if he is, but all I know is no, No,
I'm blown away by this because you calling me on
a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.
And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never
has she said one thing to me in a year
when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said
my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,
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you know my wife's a different person, and she tries
to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals
with me. Mister Kirby. I've never met you, never met you,
especially all of a Sunday. The reason why I'm calling
you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow
if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,
that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now,
here's where we can do either. You can keep him
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at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. My
husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn son
off at six thirty like I do every morning, ma'am Listening,
if we can't get him, if you really want to
get on the side, because obviously you ain't the one
that need to be talking to me, because if you're
not there every day, and I did with your wife,
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I'm telling you that your son is too big to
be is coming every morning if that's the case, and
if he's eating at a house at home, I'll send
him some extra, But what I pay my money for
is what you gonna feed him for two full meals
and two snacks. And if he needs extra, I'll put
some in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon of
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milk a day or you look here, I don't care.
There's no way possible that he can drink a gallon
of milk a day, y'all. Here's here's here's the deal.
I don't want you to have to stop bringing your
son now, and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my
second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, no, damn,
you ain't. Are you from the health food program? I will.
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I will give him an apple and a glass of
water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple
and a glass of water in the evening. And then
you guys can feed him when he gets home. You
must be certified in the food program, especially if you're
sitting the here telling me my damn son is on
on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other
kids is having an apple and water, then that's what
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you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,
in he'll no, he better get the full snack. So
if that's graham crackers an apple juice, well, damn it,
that's what my son better be getting. And if he
won't extra, he better get it. I'm listening. All I'm
trying to tell you you is your son drink two money?
He drinks two much? Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. You need
to back at the top. I know you did not
cussing me. I know you try. Got ready to cut
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to me. Let me tell you what say. You ain't
got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else
to talking about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody
that works at damn daycare better be there in the
morning because at six thirty we gonna be there and
my son he's coming all week and he gonna eat
all week. If he want two gallons of milk, he
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gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,
he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we
pay them good money to come to that daycare. So
you're gonna bring your child up there. But I'm gonna
have to put him on some swim fast. Now I
will put your child on swim fast. I was trying
not to give him to subspected, but I will ask
gives him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
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slim fast. Whooping. I'm gonna whoop y'all. And whoever gave
it to him, whoever gave it to him, they gonna
get a slimpass slipping. All the little kids would have
some climpass. If he getting some, he better eat whatever
they eat. And if they eaven steak with damn it,
he better ask some too. If we had steak, he'd
probably eat the whole damn cow he eatn't care. I'll
pay for it. But he'd been like getting climp fass.
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I will shut it down about my child. Okay, I
got something else you need to know about your son.
What the else do I need to know besides you
think my son is overweight? What the elf can you
tell me today? I need to tell you this. I
need to tell you that. This is Nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me
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to prank phone call you. What did you just say?
What did you just say? This is Nephew timm Me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got
me to frank phone call you. I'm gonna be said
to that. She knows. I don't play about my damn
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son at all. That's my only son. I don't play
about him. I'm gonna be is she there? It's all
After that, It's just all. It is all. I got
one more thing I got to ask you, baby, what
is what is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest
radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning. I wasn't.
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It's all. I hope you can hear me wherever you at,
lasting it's all. Wherever you question is was he sat?
Is he really get a little child? But he tall? Though?
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But two? I don't give a gallant of milk a day. Boy,
you know how much milk? I'm giving your son? Some
water and apple? She was nuts having that. I'm gonna
put him on that slim fan. That's what I'm look
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pretty much. Okays, coming in there, two gallons of milky,
better drinking if you want to. I'm I'm gonna call
Ady Dolphin get some baby deer. All right, thank you, nephew,
great one. All right? Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject
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I fell in Love with the Cookie Monster. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
Morning Show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
FM dot com. And who knows, we could be reading
(53:50):
your strawberry letter. It's like we're gonna read this one
right here, right now. It could be yours. You never know, Yeah,
buckle up and hold on tight. We got it or
you here it is. Strawberry Letter subjects I fell in
Love with the Cookie Monster. Dear Stephen Shirley. In twenty seventeen,
I met a handsome man at a nail salon. He
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stared at me the entire time, so I gave him
my card as I left. He called and invited me
to his apartment for dinner, and we've been together since
that night. He's a big flirt and a bit too outgoing,
and it's always bothered me. Two years ago, I started
checking his phone and he was always talking to different women.
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Whenever I called him a flirt, he would say he's
a people person. He works long hours and I don't
get to see him every day, so that bothers me too.
We're friends on Facebook, but he's always said he didn't
like Instagram. Well, I guess he changed his mind about
it because I found out he created a private Instagram
account and he had blocked me. I was so upset
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that I created a fake Instagram account and I sent
him a friend request. He let me follow him, and
I started flirting with him in the DMS. I asked
if he was married or dating anyone. He said he
has someone special in his life, but it's an open relationship.
I couldn't believe him. I started stalking his comments, and
I sent messages to women that left heart's emojis on
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his pictures. I told him I was his wife. Four
women responded and said they'd had sex with him within
the past two years. I printed the messages and confronted him.
He said it was all true, and he said that
I may have assumed we were monogamous, but he has
never told me that. He jokingly referred to himself as
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the cookie monster and he was trying to get all
the cookies he could. Before he settled down, he said
he's in love with me, despite how crazy I acted,
and he wants to marry me one day. Do you
think the cookie monster is gone for good? Can I
trust this man as my husband? Is a cookie monster
gone for good? And can I trust this man as
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my husband? You asked, well, can you trust him as
a boyfriend? Now that's what you have to ask yourself.
I think the answer is no, because right now he
is who he is, a man who refers to himself
as the cookie monster, trying to get all the cookie
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he can. Right now, I think the best thing about
him that I can see is that he did come
clean with you after you busted him. You know about
the women and everything in this letter, though you left
out a lot like how much time passed from when
he called you and when you went to his apartment
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for dinner. You also didn't say if you guys had
sex that night. I'm assuming you did you say? You know?
He told you one of his entanglements, that you know,
one of them, that you were special. He did have
someone special in his life, but it was an open relationship.
You didn't know anything about this being an open relationship.
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And how's that for feeling special? You didn't even know anything.
He didn't say this to you. I think you started
with him too fast. I don't think you set any
boundaries with him. So he just put you in the
open category while you looked at him as your man.
But he's everybody's a man. It scenes you know. He's
trying to get all the cookies he can. That's what
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he said. So you know, tell him how you feel
and what you want. And if you don't get that,
maybe you need to leave a cookie monster. I certainly
think you deserve better, but you gotta let him know it.
Steve Well, ma'am that wrote this letter. If you had
read your letter as you wrote it, you to answer
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these questions yourself. The number one question is can I
trust this man as my husband? What are you talking
about husband for? How how did you get that? So
let me let me show you something. Man was standing
at you why I use getting your nails. So afterwards
you gave him your card. As I left, he called
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me and invited me to his apartment for dinner. Okay,
you left? He called you the next day. This is all,
This is Sherley. This ain't no time went by. He
called me, invited you to his apartment for dinner. You
go over man's house, you don't know. And we have
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been together since that night. Well, something had to go
down that night to see on the deal. They had
sex because they've been together since that night. Right. Well,
he's a big flirt and a big two outgoing and
it's always bothered at me. Why are we talking about
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this man being your husband? Two years ago I started
checking his phone and he's all he's talking to different women.
Why are we talking about this man being your husband?
And then your question is can I trust this man
as my husband? He's always talking to different women. Whenever
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I called him a flirt, he would say he's a
people person. Can you trust him? You know he's a flirt.
He tells you he's a people person. Why are you
talking about making this man your husband? He works long hours.
I don't get to see him every day, so that
bothers me too. We friends on Facebook, but he always
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said he didn't like Instagram. Well, I guess he changed
his mind because I found out the creator a fake
a private Instagram account, and he has blocked me. Let's
go back to the bottom of the letter. Can I
trust this man as my husband? He'd created a private
page and hasn't blocked you. Can I trust this man
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as my husband? Why did you write? Why are you
asking this question? We've come back. I'm gonna tell you
the rest of it, I promise you. All right, Thank you, Steve.
It's just of your response coming up at twenty three
minutes after the hour. Oh, it's gonna be more to say.
I know, subject I fell in Love with the Cookie Monster.
(01:00:26):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to,
all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letters.
Subject I fell in love with the Cookie Monster. This
woman wants to know if we think that the cookie
Monster's gone for good, then the next question is can
I trust this man? Then her statement was as my husband.
(01:00:49):
And I've showed you all through the letter why you
can't trust or why you want to make him your husband?
You gave this man your card after he was standing
at you in the Neil salon. He invited you his
partment for dinner. He all been together every since that night,
which means you had sex and you've been with him
every since. He's a big flirt and a bit too outgoing,
and it's always bothered me. So why are you talking
(01:01:11):
about making him your husband? Two years ago I started
checking his phone and he's always talking to different women. Okay,
your question is how can I trust this man? Ask
my husband right now? You can't trust him or don't
look like you're gonna make him your husband. Whenever I
called him a flirt, he would say he's a people person.
Well that's good. He changed the title of that right quick.
(01:01:34):
But why are you talking about making him your husband?
He works long hours. I don't get to see him
every day, so that bothers me too. We're friends on Facebook,
but he's always said he didn't like Instagram. I guess
he changed his mind about it because I found out
he created a private page and he has blocked me.
Why do you think you can trust him with the
private page and then blocked you? Why why are you
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even talking about this man being your husband. So I
was upset. You created a fake Instagram account send him
a free request. He let me follow him, and I
started flooding with him into DMS. Right there, he asked
if he was married or dating anyone. He said, he
has someone special in his life. This line should have
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gave you plenty of hope, but it's an open relationship. Well,
he snatched that rug right back out. Monday de feet
about you had something. No, you don't. I couldn't believe him.
I started stalking his comments, and then you sent messages
to women. You had to stalk his comments, and this
is a man you want to know if you could
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trust or make your husband. I sent messages to several
women that left hearts and emojis on this pictures. I
told him I was his wife. Four women responded and
said they'd had sexued him within the past two years.
These are the same two years you was dating him
after you slept with him the first night, right, so
now the whole time he didn't have four other women.
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That's the fold that you know about. I printed the
message confronted him. He said it was all true, and
he said that I may have assumed we were monogamous,
but he has never told me that. So why are
you asking me? And Shirley? Can I trust this man?
Ask my husband? When you can't trust him as your boyfriend.
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If you can't trust him as your boyfriend, why are
you talking about going to say any further? He jokingly
referred to himself as a cookie monster, and he was
trying to get all the cookies he could before he
settled down. Okay, well, and I guess he'll notify you
when that's gonna happen to me, because he didn't tell
you nothing about the other women in all this here
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right now, watch this hill. He said he's in love
with me, despout how despite how crazy I am acted,
and he wants to marry me one day. Well, that's
a hold of him. That, that's what we're pretty good
hold of line. I want to marry you one day,
so that to give you enough to hang on? Right?
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Do you think the cookie monster is gone for good?
I want to ask you something. Did he tell you
that the cookie monster was gone? Because I didn't hear that?
Let him? Did he say that? Everything else he said?
He said he didn't like Instagram, he had a fake page.
And now he's telling you that he want all the
cookies he can get, and you still want to know
if you could trust from making your hus No, the
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cookie man ain't gone. And of course he said he
wanted to marry you. That's to hold you, lady, pull
yourself together. I got you got two years invested. But
I tell women all this time you might have two
years invested, you got two more years to waste. Quit
trying to measure everything with how much time you got invested,
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and ask yourself, how much more time do I have
in this type of mess that you obviously don't agree with. No,
the cookie monster ain't gonne. He didn't tell you he
was just like. He didn't tell you. See, you thought
you was in a monogamous relationship, but he said I
never told you that. He didn't tell you he had
a fake account either. He didn't tell you he had
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screwed four women in two years that you found out about.
He told you nothing. What he did tell you that
he's a people person. You called him a flirt. He
quickly changed that because he don't like that. I'm a
people person. I like especially women. Yeah, I'm trying to
get all the cookie I can for I settle down. Well,
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he ain't told you when't he You're gonna settle down either,
did he? You're in a crazy ass relationship for two years.
You don't have something you think you have man. You
don't have a monogamous relationship. You don't have a man
you could trust. And you want a man that told
you he wants to marry you, but he ain't told
you when that would be. Lady, Okay, that's all I
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got for you. Anybody want to ask something that to
find out if he is Trustwood getting something wrong with you?
You kept signing out stuff and you stayed. And many
cookies you think he got in the cookie job. It's
at his hand, on his hand all down at the
bottom of the cookie. He got cookie crawls all under
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his frankly chocolate ship, peanut butter pecs saying vanilla. Oh yeah,
he like Oh that all right? Thanks? See coming coming up, guys,
coming up. Let the excitement begin. It's Mother's Day this Sunday,
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So our poet Laureate is here junior with a Mother's
Day poem. Right after this you're listening show, All right,
ladies and gentlemen, it is time. I know you've been waiting.
Mother's Day Is this Sunday? Junior, step up to the
mic and letters have it. Gentlemen, let me introduce to you.
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I finally come up with the perfect name that fits
him on poetry Day, ladies and gentlemen, Jay Rapp. Thank you,
Thank you, Jay Rappers. Thank y'all so much, some of much.
Please ask me what jay Rapp stands for Junior's ragged
ass poems. All right, it is Mother's Day is Sunday,
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and I wrote a poem to remind y'all why you
should love your mama and spend some time with it
and do something nice for your mama. Come this Sunday.
This name of this poem Mother's Day poem. Here it
is dottor Cole. Can't sleep at night? Who is there
to make it right? Your mama? Call up when you're
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filling down, to help you get up your feels off
the ground. Who you gonna call your mama? She did
without so you can have. She made you cry, she
made you laugh? Who was that? Your mama? Spit on
a napkin to get the spot. That's what mama's do.
Have you forgot your mama? Make that meal that you
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love so well she was right there when you had
to go to jail. Who was that your mama? Jail?
So Mama, dear mama, this salute to you for without all.
Mama's what the hell we gonna do? Your mama? The end? Whoa, whoa?
What's his name? I can't take a junior's raggedy ass
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pulling myself. I can't take it. Happy Mother's Day, may
your mom your mom? Your mom. Yes, that's the point.
That's the importance of the poem. Your mom. I specially
like the part about when you went to jail. I like, yeah,
you didn't even see that. You covered at all. You
covered it up. No, mom saw that coming pitting on
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the napkin, though, I haven't forgot that, though I have
not used to do that, your mom. It's been so
long since we've heard a poem from you, Junior. I'm
just ain't been that long. I like it was East Shirley.
The last one was East. That was just last month's time. Yeah, yeah,
you must not be paying attention. They come to his
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mother's union. Don't ever stop, don't. I can't, I can't.
This is what the pandemic has did. If you let
hate stop, you you'll just stop. Don't let it snap
your purpose. Your purpose. Pandemic made you think you was.
It just didn't make you so what you want to
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stop playing? Well, gentlemen, Jay Rap the Shenanigans continue on
this show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Comedy Roulette with Jack. We'll be back right after this
you're listening to. All right, it is time for comedy
Roulette and Jay, can we just have aree how it goes?
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Take spects, Put them on a wheel, spun the wheel
where it stops. We can make it funny. Put them
up and spun it. Here we go. Here goes the
subjects right now. Ways women will tell you no, not tonight.
Ways that women will tell you no, not tonight. One
of them, stupid questions that white people ask black people okay,
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and things a drunk person will blurt out, okay. Those
are the subjects. All right, let's spend what do you know?
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And stupid questions that white people ask black people. Here
we go. Commonly, let stupid questions that white people ask
black people. Can I touch your hair? Can I touch hell? No,
you can't touch my head. That's good questions that white
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people ask black people. It's chicken really that good? You too?
I'm just asking, is it? I mean you every time?
Stupid questions that white people ask black people, So how
do you know the watermelons? Good? What? What come on? Steve?
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Stupid questions that white people ask black people. Hey, you
know the black guy that robbed the liquor store? Lad? Like? Yeah?
Stupid questions that white people ask black people, commonly roulette,
So you're in first class? What do you do that happened?
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I mean I hear you guys talk about it all
the time. So how is government cheese? Just like? Just different?
Stupid questions? Uh, white people ask black people? So are
you serious? I mean you really can't dance? Are you serious?
You can't dance? Stupid questions that white people ask black
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people Steve, and I hope I'm not, you know, being intrucer,
But uh is your dad around? Yeah? What you mean? Man? Hell? Yeah?
Until he died? Yeah? Wow? Man. Stupid questions that white
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people ask black people. How did you get a new card?
How you get a new car? Nice? Stupid questions white
people ask black people. So tell me when did you
meet jay Z? Think? I don't know? He never said
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I jay Z? Stupid questions that white people ask black people.
So you mean you you're you're not fast, you can't run,
you're not fast? Oh my god? All right, come on,
steep stupid questions that some white people ask black people. Hey,
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how those your real lips? You haven't had any injection?
Just that size natural stupid questions that white people ask
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black people. The police are not The police are not
hassling a lot of black people. Isn't that true? Really?
Wouldn't you agree to that? Yeah? Stupid questions that white
people ask black people. Yeah. I don't mean to bother you,
but uh, or your church service is really this long
because it's two thirty. I'm hungry. Last one stupid questions
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white people ask black people, Hey, why can't we use
in work? Last one? Woman, We'll be back with more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and twenty minutes after
right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
(01:15:02):
So here's a tribute to mothers all over the world.
This Sunday is Mother's Day. Now, there was a woman
in Africa. She'll likely set again its world record for
delivering the most babies at one time. She's twenty five
years old. Her name is Haleema CC. She gave birth
to nine babies on Tuesday, five girls, four boys, nine
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children at one time. Yeah, all them ain't man. I'm
going to go through a figure out which one man am.
I like what her husband said, though he said, God
gave us these children. He is the one to decide
what will happen to them when the Almighty does something
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he knows why. So, Steve, you have seven children, you
and Marjorie. What would you do if you had nine
at one time? At one time? These all these can
be my kids. I take two of them. I do too.
We're gonna have to get some blood tests for the
rest of them. I'm taking two. That's all I got.
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I didn't know where in hill. I don't mean nine kids.
I'm not doing it that good. I can tell you
that right now. The two short ones is mine. That's it.
That's it. And I got the ones with your big limps.
Other than that, I don't know what you got. Any
of them light skinned, they can't be mine. Yeah, Happy
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Mother's Day. We'll have more that can play soccer and
the one that played basketball. Babies, We'll be back with
more thirty three minutes after, right, after this you're listening
to show. All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time.
I know you've been waiting. Mother's Day. Is this Sunday? Junior,
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step up to the mic and let us have it. Gentlemen,
let me introduced to you. I finally come up with
the perfect name that fits him on poetry Day, Ladies
and gentlemen, Jay Rapp. Thank you, Thank you, Jay Rappers Bill,
thank y'all so much. Some of mu please ask me
what jay rap stands for? What is that Junior's ragged
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ass poems? All right, Rap, it is Mother's Day is Sunday,
And I wrote a poem to remind y'all why you
should love your mama and spend some time with it
and do something nice for your mama. Come this Sunday.
This name of this poem Mother's Day palm. Here it
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is gott a cole. Can't sleep at night? Who is
there to make it right? Your mama? Call her up
when you're filling down, to help you get up your
fields off the ground. Who you gonna call your mama?
She did without so you can have. She made you cry,
she made you laugh. Who was that your mama spent
(01:18:04):
on the naskin to get the spot. That's what mama's do.
Have you forgot your mama make that meal that you
love so well? She was right there when you had
to go to jail. Who was that your mama? So Mama,
dear mama, this salute to you for without all Mama's
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what the hell we gonna do? Your mama? The whoa whoa?
What's his name? I can't take it. We go around
the room known as Junior's raggedy ass poem myself. I
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can't take Happy Mother's Day, Mama, Your mama, your mama. Yeah,
that's the point, that's the importance of the poem. Your mom.
You like the part about when you went to jail.
I like, yeah, you didn't even see that coming. You
covered at all. You covered it up, saw the coming,
spitting on the napkin though. I haven't forgot that though
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I have not used to do that, your mom. It's
been so long since we've heard a poem from you, Junior.
I'm just I know, feels like it was Easter. Last
one was east That was just last month. Huh yeah, yeah,
you must not be paying intention they come you and
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you don't ever stop, don't ever stop. I can't, I can't.
This is what the pandemic has did. If you let
hate stop you, you'll just stop. Don't let it snap
your purpose, your purpose. Pandemic made you think you was.
It just didn't make you so what you want to stop? Play?
Coming up, it is our last break of the day.
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It is the last break of the day. Please register
to vote because they're not playing the Republican are they
not playing? And we'll have some closing remarks from the
one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening
to show. All right, guys, here we are last break
of the day before we get out of here. First
of all, we want to say thank you to Anthony Hamilton,
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who was our special family member guest today. All right,
make sure you check out his new song you made
a Fool out of Me Good Fire, Firefire, Yeah. And
of course we want to say Happy Mother's Day to
all of the wonderful mothers, the grandmother's, stepmothers, guardians, godmothers,
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whoever you are. Thank you, thank you, thank you, and
Happy Mother's Day to you. We salute you all. Steve Hey,
you know some I just saw. I've been watching these
Republicans pass these voter suppression laws. I've watched them, Oh
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claim so falsely that's it, election was stolen. It is
amazing the number of Republicans who actually are buying into that. Now,
you know what. And the Republican senators and congressmen and
people who are running for office are are really just
perpetrating this live. This is really an amazing hoax. And
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I think that America is showing its true self with this.
And not all, but there's a segment of this country
that does not care how they win, just as long
as they win. There is no moral ethics anymore. It's
just this is what we do to remain in power,
and this is what we do. So they bought into
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this Donald Trump lie from the get goal that the
election was stolen. How can you steal an election in
twenty twenty one? How how can you steal one in
twenty twenty with all the technology that's out there, all
the forensic scientists, all the data, all the Republicans that
work in voter registration, with all the Democrats, how do
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you steal an entire election? How do you coordinate a
massive fraud in so many states? And he's only complaining
about the fraud in the states that he lost it,
So that couldn't be voter fraud. In Texas, that couldn't
be fraud. In Wyoming, that couldn't be fraud. In the
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states that you will, Ohio, that couldn't be fraud, in
North Carolina, West Virginia, where you want. Now, he's just
claiming fraud in the states he lost it. The number
of Republicans at over seventy some percent that actually think
this election was stolen. They will even believe in a
lie that they know isn't even possible. This country is
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in a sick and a sad state. I never thought
that a president as bad as Donald Trump could linger
on as long as he has. In these people's minds.
They are literally afraid of this man, and they think
that his base is so strong that it will help
get them elected. I think this whole thing is gone backfire.
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And like Jay was talking about earlier, we got to
register to vote because they are trying already to suppress
the vote. But what they don't know is, and here's
what they will never comprehend, they have awakened the sleeping giant.
We are no longer this voting block that won't vote anymore.
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We are registering more and more and more and more
people of color. We are registering more and more people
that are on the blue side, more moderate, more liberal
living people. We're just registering more people. Look, it's okay
to be Republican, it really is. You need both of
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them to make this country work. It can't all be
the way the Democrats want it. And it certainly came
be all the way the Republicans want it because this
world would be so unjust and unfair to too many
of the people. And that's why we're supposed to have
these free elections in this world. But now when one
party claims the system that they create it, this is
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the system that they created all of a sudden, is
now an unjust system? Oh my god, simply because you lost? Well,
now do you know that you've opened up the Pandora's box?
Do you realize now that we can lay claim now
that every election is stolen, now that every election is rigged,
You can lay claim to that, which is going to
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invalidate the entire system that y'all created. But I have
news for you. If you think you're going to suppress
the black vote, if you think you're going to keep
us away from the polls. I have news for you.
We woke. Now, we woke. Now we're not going back
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to sleep. You've awakened the sleeping giant. We saw that
our vote changes elections. It was us who changed the elections.
And you know it was us. And so now all
of your laws and things right now are geared towards
stopping us from voting. This is voter suppression. This is
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why we keep calling this country racist because you keep
doing racist things, because you keep enacting racist policies. That's
what makes you racist. How are you trying not to
be called racist when that's what you do? Like that
white lady had told that Latino man, you'll never be white.
He didn't say he wanted to be. And the lady
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was black and told the Mexican you'll never be white?
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? What's wrong
with us? So we've fallen. We drank into kool aid two.
We drinking the same kool aid they drinking. Man, this
world right here, man, this is a falling world. That's
why let me say something to y'all. Get into your
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faith and stay there and put your faith in your
creator and your Heavenly Father, whatever your faith is, put
it there, because these people they going sideways. Man, this country,
man is falling off the deep end by their own doing.
The Republican Party will never be the same again. Politics
in this country will never be the same again. But
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I'll tell you what. We will never not vote again.
I'll tell you that, so we will be forever determined
who's in office and camp. When it comes time for
the governorship of Georgia come around, you will not be
governor again. For all. Steve Every contests no purchase necessary,
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