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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's the best a billion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning everybody, and yeah, welcome to the start of
Christmas Week. Thank you for kicking it off with us
right here on Kiss one a week. I'm justin of
your top five moments from the billion Lisa showed this week.
And of course, with it being Christmas week, I'm sure
you've gotten some holiday cards in the mail from friends
and family. Do you love them? Do you hate them?
That was a good topic for us on our topic
time segment and it comes in at number five.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I have an aunt who sends the newsletters every year,
and every time it comes to the mail, we don't
even read it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
We just basically put it to the side.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a little much.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
It's so annoying for some people, including me, that I
don't open them.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I've never gotten a newsletter. You've never gotten We just
get the picture.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
We'll consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, you don't get one from the cul de Sac neighbors.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I know I'll have to be on the lookout.
Speaker 7 (00:55):
So the newsletter absolutely drives me crazy. It's either a
weep of how awesome everybody is. I'm awesome, our kids
are awesome, everything's awesome. We are so awesome, or it's
a recap of how sick someone's been, like I've been
so sick that broke my arm. I have a hip replacement.
I needed this. This person died. Don't send the newsletter.
(01:17):
The people who care know, the people who don't know
don't care.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Or if you're going to send and make it funny,
yeah right, we'll talk about, like Lisa said, the bad,
the weird things that happened.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Out a year. Yeah, yeah, switch it up.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
My husband's grandmother sends a holiday letter every year, but
she uses the holiday letter to roast all of her
kids and talk about all of the negative things. And
it's really funny. Everyone really looks forward to getting it
every year. So just something fun for the holiday cards.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, flip that.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Think of this.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
The typical newsletter, right, is all about the braggrate, bragging
about the kids and they got into such and such schools.
And the letter comes at a time when a lot
of parents and students are worried about getting into schools,
and all they're saying is at all my kids got
into all the schools they applied for.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's like, oh god.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's funny. The roasting of the you know, all the
things you get wrong this year. Like in October, I
had cryptocurrency sitting and it was about six thousand dollars
and so I pulled it out and spent it because
it was just sitting. And fast forward four weeks later
it quadrupled. Oh, it would have been worth twenty four
thousand dollars. The cryptocurrency went up. Yeah, what an idiot.
(02:27):
If that was on a Christmas card, I would like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That, But it's gambling.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, you know, yeah, let's go to Christine and Conquered.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Christine, good morning, say hello to Conquered. What do you
think about the cards? The newsletters?
Speaker 9 (02:40):
So I'm guilty as charged. I know to do a newsletter,
but I do a trifle because I like to have
the pictures of the kids and memories from the year.
So I mean, it might feel like a lot to somebody,
but for me, it's like, here's our year, and then
next year I'm like, oh, yeah, that's what we did
in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
You know, just just put it in your scrap But
you know, you can remember it without having your neighbor
remember it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, you're sending it to your neighbor who didn't go
anywhere like you want to.
Speaker 10 (03:15):
Then you should remember it by yourself.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
That's an Instagram for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's a good point.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Anything you're going to do in a card, who's posted.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (03:25):
I cannot stand the generic pictures sent to my house
by everybody's family. All I have to do is look
at it on social media and it's there. Anyways, save
your money. Don't send me a Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh it's so true.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
It's all digital.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now we have a letter center.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, Lisa online three.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Good morning, Lisa. It's not me, Lisa. No, no, no, Lisa,
explain yourself.
Speaker 12 (03:52):
Good morning. Okay. So I wanted to spend the letter senders.
So my twins were born premature and sick when they
were little, and I had so many people reach out
to me with prayers and cards and whatever. So the
first year started as a thank you and then it
just kind of mushroomed into updates on my kids year
after year. So fast forward twenty five years later. Last
(04:14):
year was my last public letter. I said I wasn't
going to send them anymore, and I had so many
people reach out to me and tell me that they
wanted me to keep doing the letter that I actually
am sending out another one this year.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, then that's good.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
That's your group, and I enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
Oh send the ones that say they enjoy it though exactly, no, no,
no no, And it doesn't go to the people who
see me every day and already know my life.
Speaker 12 (04:40):
Yeah, you know what I mean, They already know what
they do every day, what I do every day, and
about my kids. But what actually ended up happening is
I've kept every single one of them. So now it's
like I have a book of our lives with my
boys to leave them.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, but yours is another story too.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It's about the challenges of life, right versus oh yeah,
bragging about all the achievements.
Speaker 13 (05:03):
You know what.
Speaker 12 (05:04):
Absolutely, and that's why I think people really loved mine.
And I have focused on like big things that have happened,
but also just acknowledge things that happen in the world
and that things aren't great. And I absolutely, especially like
this year, my card is very sentimental because I had
so many people who didn't have a great year. Yah,
And some years it's hard to celebrate the holidays when
(05:24):
you know that people you love are suffering. I have
like a really big loss.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Alsia want to give out the address so we can
get her newsletter.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
We'll take one.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, it will take one list letter.
Speaker 12 (05:33):
So yeah, I just I want to defend everybody who
actually does send a good letter.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, yeah, well, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I have a question, never mind a holiday newsletter. I
feel like my kids are fifteen, seventeen, nineteen and twenty one.
Do people really even want a picture of them anymore?
I've been struggling with should I do a picture card?
Speaker 14 (05:53):
Still?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Are they too old?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, if you're looking for an answer.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Here you go starting the Christmas card.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hey, if your children have beards, please don't send me
Christmas card?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What up? Justin here? Welcome back. Top five moments in
the Billy and Lisa Show. And it's Christmas Week? So
did you get your Christmas shopping done? Did all go well?
Lisa had a close call holiday shopping this week?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Number four Lisa nun have marked in earlier this morning?
He said, you won't believe what happened to me yesterday.
I was out holiday shopping at least do you want
to tell the story now?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, So I went out to Nordstrom Tuesday to do
all my holiday shopping. I chose that store because I've
got people all over the country. There are a lot
of Nordstroms everywhere. If they don't like it, they can
return and exchange it. So get all my packages, walk out,
put them all in the car. They're in the car overnight.
So yesterday I walk out to my car to get
all the stuff to wrap everything and ship it out.
(06:45):
I bring all the stuff in the bag with all
of your gifts in. It is missing. The Billy bag
is not in my car. It's nowhere to be found.
I get this sinking, sick feeling in my stomach that somehow,
because I was so distract and I had so many
other things going on while I was shopping, that I
left the bag in the store somewhere, and it was
(07:07):
a lot of stuff, just floor somewhere, just anywhere in
the store. I didn't know where I put it. And again,
a lot of stuff for you, okay, she told me,
a lot of stuff for you, which I have to say,
I don't think I could have gone back and repurchased it.
So that's why I was having like this sick feeling.
So I called the store customer Services. I'm really sorry,
we don't have anything in lost and found, but we'll
(07:27):
take your number down. So I'm like great. Didn't hear
from them for an hour. So I'm like, okay, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
To go back to the store.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Drive all the way back to the store, retrace my steps,
go into every different department. I was in men's, women's, kids,
finally in kids. A woman there. She was not the
person who helped me. She was lovely. She says, you
know what, give me a description of what you're looking for.
I'll go in the back and see. She goes in
the back, she brings the bag out.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
The bag.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It is the bag Christmas America.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Salute.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Nightmare diverted. You're gonna get your presence. But I'm telling you,
it reminded me of like, has this happened to other people,
like shopping nightmares? Just because the thing was. It wasn't
like I went right back in again, Like I noticed
when I got in the car it was a full
day later.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Yeah, that was your luck.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I'm so lucky the receipt was in the bag. Someone
could have very easily just walked right out and then
returned this stuff later.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah. But you know what, this shows us that there
are good people in this world still, Yes, definitely.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
And also the woman that works there was verifying you.
She knew she had a bag, but she wanted to
know what you had in your bag before she brought.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
It up exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, wow, they can.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I ask, am I getting skims underwear?
Speaker 15 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
You're getting You're getting a lot like the entire skim store.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I could imagine that conversation with Billy if you didn't
get the bag backed.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
That's what I'm saying, Like, what was I going to say?
I bought you gifts but now I don't have them
because I lost them.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, but you'd be so stressed out. I will say anything.
I said, Oh, that's fine, don't worry about.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
It behind your back? What an idiot?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
How do you lose a bag at the.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
North from Christmas shopping?
Speaker 16 (09:02):
All right?
Speaker 10 (09:03):
You know what, keep your frigging bag.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't mean I would have got a candid microphone.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
From okay Lica.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
You really bought it, all right, I'd like one of
the odds had to be bagot it for a year.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, my bag on the floor alone.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I never told you guys this, but a couple of
years ago, well probably five years ago. I was Christmas
shopping and I was at the mall and I walked
into Macy's. Yeah, and when I walked in, Uh, these
bells started going off, all these alarms and music, and
everyone started screaming, all the workers and running up to
me like he's a million customer. I was the millionth
(09:41):
customer of whatever. And they made a huge deal about it.
And I was so excited because I thought I won
a gift card or something. I was so excited. I
won a small Duffel bag.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Oh wait, first of all, they do that. I've never
seen anyone.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Actually I won it. I want a million?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Was there anything good in it?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It was empty, just a little.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Do you still have the Duffel bag?
Speaker 7 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Okay, here we go. Number three moment from this week
on the Billy and Lisa Show is one of our
topic times and it came from a Chapel Roane interview
where she talked about the worst job that she's ever had,
which was working at a drive through. And you know
what sounded like a good topic to us.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Kathy, where are you calling from, Hi, dear, I'm going
from Quinsey.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
All right, Kathy, tell us about it. How bad was it?
Speaker 17 (10:27):
Well, I'm really aging myself here. But years ago I
was a flight attendant for Delta Airline. So not only
is it a waitress in the sky, and waitressing, in
my opinion, is probably the hardest job you could ever do.
But you had to weigh in. You could only be
a certain weight as a flight attendant.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yes, oh, I can't even believe that was allowed.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
All times have changed.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Yes, yes it was. And so I'm five to two.
Take a guess at how much I had to aig
one hundred and seven?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Pounds?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Wait, what is it?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's wild?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
What's the reason behind that?
Speaker 13 (11:11):
That's a good question.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
That's a very good question.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
What is the reasoning behind you?
Speaker 16 (11:16):
Use?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
They probably wanted the flight attendants to portray USLF.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Okay, if you go back a certain way, being a
flight attendant was considered like a fashion kind of a job.
You're expected to be beautiful, you were expected to have
a certain way, to a certain figure.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I mean it was very old school.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You used to dress up right to go all.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Yeah, it was very different.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
You know what, Kathleen, at least you know you're pretty.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Oh well, no, I don't know about that. I think
you know what it is. I think it was because
I'm from the East Coast and it was a Southern company,
so I worked with a lot of Southern girls.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Which was another thing.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Oh yeah, girls are very different from East postgirls. So
I think I was that that that different girl that
was from the East Coast. But yeah, it used to.
Speaker 10 (11:59):
Make us way in.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
They had even turned girls away if their teeth worn straight,
did tell them to get bracelet.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I can't believe this was allowed.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Well, like a lot of beauty patches type women would
apply for jobs.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
How long did you How long did you work for that?
Speaker 13 (12:16):
I lasted six months? Oh it was I met I
met Woody Harrolton. I met Harrolton, So that was that
was pretty cool. Yeah that sound very nice. Wow, but yeah,
no I did not last.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh I got to ask one more thing.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
When when when you were a flight attendant were smoking
still allowed on planes?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Wow, okay, go on back.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Yeah, I'm five pounds. I wouldn't have a job.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I can't believe that was that's I can't believe that
I would have turned they had they had way.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, yeah, imagine that job interview.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So there you are Tubby. Oh my god, that was
a good start to topic time. Let's keep it going.
Worst job ever? Who was it? Tracy? Tracy give it
to us.
Speaker 18 (13:02):
Hi, thanks for taking my call. Love you guys. You
make the drive so much easier.
Speaker 16 (13:07):
I was.
Speaker 18 (13:09):
I was a room service waitress for it the Burlington
Marriott when I was a teenager, and I had the
morning shift, so I had to be there like five
in the morning, and I would put on my little
tuxedo outfit, you know, you had to wear the pie
and you would have this. I would have this huge
tray of like industrial eggs and bacon and coffee, and
(13:30):
it would bounce it on my shoulder. And so many
times the person who opened the door when I would
knock on the door to deliver their room service breakfast
was a businessman and a robe wide.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Open, okay, all right, oh boy.
Speaker 18 (13:44):
And she was a teenager tray and I would have
to go in and they would say, come in, put
it right over here, and I had no choice.
Speaker 16 (13:52):
I had to bring.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's so awkward laughing around. Yeah, oh my god, that's
a good one too.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yeah. God, that's got to be early morning shift. Oh God,
everybody's finishing showtime. Let's go to, uh, Mike, Good morning, Mike.
Where are you calling from? Hey?
Speaker 19 (14:12):
Want to call it from Framingham?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
All right, might give it to us. What was your
worst job ever?
Speaker 19 (14:17):
When I was in high school, I did a summer
job at a seafood market. The worst part about it
was that they since that was the you know, high
schooler and just the summer job, they gave me the
task of cleaning the sink. Oh oh, it was disgusting.
I couldn't get the smell out of me for like
(14:38):
a week.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I bet because it's seafood.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Was part of your job to put together the buckets
of chum for the fishermen?
Speaker 19 (14:47):
Oh no, no, no, I just was like just cleaning stuff.
Oh okay, I didn't have to do that, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
I bet you weren't taking any girls at that time.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
You never get that smell out.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't want him next to me. He smells like
tune of via. You must get used to the smell, though, Hey,
everyone else doesn't.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Hey, I want the guy to call in who was
working the chum. There's nothing like the smell of chum.
Let's go to Emily. Emily, where are.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You calling from?
Speaker 16 (15:17):
I'm going from Tewksbury.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
All right, what's going on? Your worst job?
Speaker 16 (15:21):
Oh, the worst Amazon. I worked at one of the
warehouses during the holidays, probably like three or four years ago,
and it was a night shift. And when I tell
you that was the worst two months, I think I
lasted of my life. It was miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
What was the worst part of it.
Speaker 16 (15:41):
We were doing like we were sorting like all of
the packages into every box to get them delivered, and
we were doing like it was probably like a seven
hour shift. I'm doing like thirty thousand steps a night,
like we were constantly moving. But I think what really
taught me off was the creep that kept following me around.
And I told hr probably two or and he would
(16:01):
not go away. And our lunch break was at one
am and I'm sitting in my car just scrolling on
TikTok and I was like, why do I feel someone
near me? And I look up and he was just
staring at me.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Through my window.
Speaker 16 (16:15):
Found me on TikTok, found me on Instagram, found me
on all social media, and he just would not leave
me alone. And I was like, all right, I'm leaving.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, if you'll work in the overnight shift at Amazon.
You're gonna meet some interesting covert.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
Especially during the holidays and they're desperate.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh yeah, hi baby girl.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hey, good morning everybody. Justin here. Happy Saturday. If you're
out shopping for Christmas or heading out shopping, man, it's
crunch time, final weekend, Christmas coming out very quickly. But
thank you for checking out kiss one away, keeping us on.
We appreciate it so much. And your number two moment
of the week goes to Alec Flynn. We saw at
Comics Come Home. He was the opener. He's from Bridgewater
(16:54):
and we loved him. He's got some upcoming shows in
the area, so we brought him in. Alec Flynn number two.
And by the way, hi Alex mom.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Every year we all go as a show to Comics
Come Home and Alex you opened the show and we
thought you were the best of the night.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You crushed it. Oh thank you. That's very kind of you, Billy.
I appreciate that. I mean you were hilarious. Yeah, I
mean I was just kind of went out there tried
to do my best.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
I was just it was a very nice coming home
moment for for everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I mean, my friends with that were in the crowd
and my family.
Speaker 14 (17:22):
I think my buddies even remember coming to watch me
in Cambridge when they'd.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Have these little comedy calls.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
Oh yes, and now to be able to, like, you know,
give them a couple backstage passes for the for the
after party.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think they were they were fired.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, what a moment. Were you nervous at all?
Speaker 14 (17:36):
I mean again, I was just kind of like, you
know what, Bill Burr's on the line up, Ronnie Chang.
These are all people that like I grew up looking
up to. So at the end of the day, if
I bomb, they'll forget about me.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Mean you know what, Alex, You're no slouch. I mean
you've got your own YouTube show. By the way, Big
Al's Grow Grow Asmr. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:53):
So this is like, yeah, this is kind of like
a weird everybody's got a podcast now. I figured you
don't want I want a podcast where I can just
grill and hang out with my friends. It's like most
of these podcasts you can't even get a damn Lacroix.
You know, I'm out here, I'm like, what do you
want a steak sandwich with you with sausages?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What are you feeling?
Speaker 16 (18:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Because of you. I'm right now going to learn what
ASMR means.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
ASMR is a new thing. I think it stands for
audio sensory.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Cool stuff. At least I said. It's about touching. Yeah,
it's about touching.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, hearing touching. Yeah, yeah, that's it. And it makes
you like feel better.
Speaker 14 (18:28):
Yeah, it's about like, yeah, it's It helps people with
anxiety where you're like you're kind of like you're talking
in your whispering.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yes, yeah, I'm on just one away with billions. Oh see,
I'm feeling better already.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Yeah, it gives me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You're drinking your duncan coffee.
Speaker 14 (18:46):
Did you really graduate A graduated from Santa's twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
My buddy, my Crocket, who's probably listening, big hockey star
from St. A's and he's currently on the board for
SA's no kidding, Yeah, I love I love SAA's. Had
a good time.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
I was.
Speaker 14 (19:00):
I had fun there. I recently got to play at
the old autorium. The kid who was yeah, a couple
of kids from the student affairs. They reached out, so
I got to do that.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
So you went back to school to perform. That's very
good to perform.
Speaker 14 (19:11):
And it was you know, it's kind of crazy to
jump between like I'm twenty seven, Like I'm like an
elder gen Z Yeah, like and now like the new
gen Z kids. I'm like, guys, I can tell you
like you're laughing, but you're still on your phone.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I don't know understanding that.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You know, it was weird.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Are you watching someone else on the phone while you're
at my exactly?
Speaker 14 (19:29):
I'm like, if you guys gonna be on your phone,
I should be able to get the Wait billy, she
was real quick. My my mom. I'd be remiss if
I didn't give a shout out to my mom. She
used to work here, kiss went away? What Yeah? Sandra
Vanalia from ninety three to ninety four. She said she
was in sales. She said, maybe you might remember.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Sandra from sales. She was hot the office. Oh what
a body? I know what she hot? Mom in the neighborhood.
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (20:01):
Probably all right, Yeah, sabotage radio right right now.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I sabotage myself. Is she listening right now? Yeah, she's
freaking out. Oh wow, hot mom in the neighborhood. That's
always a cool thing.
Speaker 15 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, let's have a party.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
At alex So I wanted to ask you. I comments
come home. Part of your bit that we loved was
about your dad and that he was roganized and doing
ice baths. Now was that just a bit? It was
your dad really do ice.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
Bas I mean, dude, I gotta I got a TikTok
at four am from this guy this morning from an
account called like Hustle Money Fitness, So.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You have a hot dad too.
Speaker 14 (20:44):
I don't know if it was hot, I say, it's
more just like thranged. Yeah, I mean listen like, yeah,
I mean, our parents grew up. If it's twenty seven,
you know, your parents.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Just grew up seeing like get off your phone, Get
off your phone.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Now they get on TikTok and they're just like every
morning scroll before work and it's like it's just guys,
like it's guy like, you know, buff dude screaming at
them like you gotta want to see succeed more than
you to breathe.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And they'll send it to me just being like I
always see this.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Exactly like oh yeah, ice paths and weightlifting and they're
all flexing all day and posting pictures and themselves naked.
Speaker 14 (21:20):
Actually, I'd like to meet your dad dude, he's a beauty.
I mean, he's a really good guy. We we've been
I think we're gonna get We're gonna go rock climbing
this weekend, which will be really fun. I'll be getting
into the rock climbing. That's like kind of my part
time job when I work in LA trying to be
part of a class action lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Well, this is gonna sound weird, but Justin's getting a
new sauna today. Has already got a hot tub and
an ice bath, so your dad could have some fun
over there.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And yeah, you guys can all sweat together. That'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, we'll do we'll we'll get a workout in. Then
we'll do the recovery thing in the ice bath and
then take pictures and send them to AX.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
Great, Well, well he is with his dad, Bill, you
can be with his mom.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He just run away family.
Speaker 14 (21:58):
It's now my family, and I'm not sure how I
feel about it, but Christmas will be interested.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm gonna do you a real solid now.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
This entire show, we were all noticing your sweater that
you're wearing today. We thought it was a cool sweater.
And this is some guy, you know. Let's let's give
a shout out, so he starts giving you free stuff.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
Shout out man Race clothing McLaughlin. He he comes out with,
like it's all I kind of like New England based clothing.
He's wonderful jackets, wonderful uh clothes and yeah, like I
always like trying to wear the stuff in kind of
like rep run from.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And what's his first name? I think it's Mike. You
think it's Hey Mike.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I just call himgla Okay mcglauchlin. If you're listening, Okay,
it's time you start giving him free stuff. YouTube show.
He's been all over Netflix. I mean, a discount's cool,
but you got to start getting them.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Sent to you.
Speaker 14 (22:48):
You know, you know, you know, get the stuff sent
to you until you're on Like you got your own
special on Netflix and stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
But you have a special on YouTube. It's on YouTube.
I mean I'm on Hulu now, which is kind of cool. Okay,
time for free sweaters. I just want to listen. It's
only a part of the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I gotta I gotta figure it out. How about Ghibli's
Fine men's clothing. You've heard of them? No, I'm just kidding.
Did you really study in Madrid, Spain? Was like, oh, yeah,
that was wonderful.
Speaker 14 (23:11):
I mean, my I was nuts because like you go
from like just wearing essentially like hockey sweatshirts every day
at saying he's trying to not like freeze freeze your
butt off, to uh, you.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Know you're in Plaza del Soul. I'm wearing like a
white denim jacket.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
I got like it because I would try to get
a haircut. I didn't know how to order a haircut there,
so I go in and say like, hey, I reckon
me India, and then they would just he would just
say something and I'd be like, So I'm walking around
on the tread with the pompadoor like like at least
(23:47):
four inches.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Of because that's normal there, and that's normal. I'm wearing
like black tight skinny jeans boots. I looked awesome.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Now do you come home from Madrid, Spain with material material?
Speaker 8 (24:00):
No?
Speaker 14 (24:00):
I come home with like crippling depression. I'm back in Manchester,
New Hampshire, and I'm like, I need an outlet. And
That's where I found stand up problem.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This is what I'm gonna be dealing with in a
couple of minutes.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Okay, like you're gonna leave the room right and Lisa,
and when are you gonna be like?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh my god, he's so cute. Appreciate ladies.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
I'm telling you go.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Are you single? I am single? Go to Goose this weekend?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Are starting tonight?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Move over, Pete David?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
All right, yeah, all right, we got the new guy. Okay, Pete,
how are you in that category?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh okay, here we go. Number one moment from the
Billy and Lisa Show this week. I'm justin And as
we wrap up twenty twenty four, a tradition at the
end of every year is to have the Billy and
Lisa Show Awards, which are basically the best and worst
of the year. And let me tell you, this year
did not disappoint Number one.
Speaker 20 (25:04):
Welcome to the Billy and Lisa Awards. The Worst, Sorry,
the best of billion Lisa in the Morning featuring Billy Costa.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Lisa Donovan, Winny and your host Justin. You know we
wait all year for this. Yeah, it's been a crazy year.
We've all done and said some funny things and some
crazy things. And I have some awards to hand out
to all of you. If you remember how this works.
(25:37):
I will, you know, present, maybe a runner up on
some maybe just a winner, and then I'll give a
little speech when you win. So first up is the
best Singer of twenty twenty four. All three of you
guys love to sing. We know Billy does. But the
runner up this year is our girl, Winnie who.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Lou con true you didn't felt it? Misquit good.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
To say about that one?
Speaker 10 (26:11):
He I'm sorry everyone listening.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I apologize. I don't know what that was. She might
she might be worse than Bill, I gotta say. But
in the Singing correct category for twenty twenty four, we
have to give it to Lisa Donovan, who blessed us
with a Sabrina Carpenter cover on Halloween when she dressed
up as Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 21 (26:33):
Oh, I leave quite an impression five too. To be exact,
you're wondering why I have my clothes on my ball.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
He's not that.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yes, great, it speaks for itself, right.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yeah, it's quite embarrassing, but I'm happy to be acknowledged.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yes, thank you. In the next category for the End
of Year Awards, the Best mess of the Biggest mess ups,
I should say the runner up this year would be
one Billy Costa, who I believe may have won two
years ago. You're the runner up this year Bill Biggest
mess Ups.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
There is a baby back whale that's been splashing around
Boston Harbor for several days.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Now. We've got Maureen mccomicks. She hasn't been in the wild, right.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Ariana Grande was on The Today Show yesterday with her
work at co star Olivia Arevo.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
All right, don't forget.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
We've got more usher tickets coming up with the mighty McQuinn.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Never heard that song.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
My embarrassed. This is a hold on. We need to
shame him right now?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Is it the New Kids?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I'm not even gonna give you a speech on that
because that was an embarrassing Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
I embarrassed my whole family, my whole neighborhood, My ancestor.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Is in the graves of everybody.
Speaker 15 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That was That was That was. That was a moment.
But the winner in the Biggest Mess Ups of twenty
twenty four for the second year in a row, is
of course winning.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
So there's a mediologist in Houston that effort will.
Speaker 22 (28:16):
I can't effort and slow effortless League almost Tom Brow's
first Rose on Netflix and Okay, then they'll probably make
it that he.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Wins and then he'll pound.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
They Paul, did you just swear?
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Oh, oh my god, he'll be at the boat at
the boat an Instagram magician. Nope, so an Instagram musician.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Right, hold on, Billy Helper coming down in three. So
it's a cross between a magician and a.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
Musician an Instagram musician.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Magician.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Hold, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
It's a musician interest.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
What kind of magic does he do?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I just want to say, I happily down to give
that award to winning.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna yeah. I've never had a way with words,
which is, considering what I do for a living, I
can't speak.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, that's what makes you unique.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Yes, learn you can do anything you put your mind to.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's right, that's right. And the next category is the
WTF Award. That's like, what the F did you just say? Whinnie?
You are the runner up this year with the comments
that you made about Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Oh God, Jordan,
which caused her to put up a post on Instagram
it was this made you know world news TMZ everything.
This was the original comment that you made about her
(29:42):
being a cheerleader, She was.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Bridgewater State cheerleader, which is division three, which isn't even
like competition level. I could have been a Bridgewater stage.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah. So the word you go back to Jordan and
she posted and it was a whole big thing.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
It was a thing.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you'll hear that moment in our Top twenty four
moments is going to air. I'm beginning on Monday, by
the way, six to ten am right here on kiss.
But the winner biggest WTF things, crazy things you say
is Bill.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Of course, if I.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Lie down on my stomach, you could put a bowl
of soup in my ass.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
As a grown man, I watch cheerleading competition. You want
to give that big booty a slap. Glow Rilla, that's
my man. Right, there's a girl.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's a girl.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Okay, hey girl, Bill, you.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Have anything to say for yours?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I just want to thank my family for being so
supportive along the way, and obviously my cast.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Mates here for all of their support. And I'm honored
to receive what award?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Did I get the WGFTF Award? You happy to take
it home? Yeah? Two more to get to here. The
next award is the dirtiest of twenty twenty four, and
we've been doing these awards for six years, and for
the sixth consecutive year, the winner and the dirtiest category
is one Lisa Donovi.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Congrats, least I've never climbed a bull for a piece
of meat. When you walk in, you're gonna see the nuts.
It's gonna get wet ball gags, wash my tishies. Why
are some of these things long? And why are others
fat and stubby?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
Are you toothless?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm not gonna do you anymore night, bitch.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, there you go. Lease, there wasn't even a run up, ye.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Compare, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
I would like to mention that that has all been
taken out of contact for the sixth year in a row. Bye,
I love it.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
I'm not sure the family must be probus this morning
as we head into the holidays.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Villain Sue.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, all right, here we go. The final category is
the best candid Microphones, Yeah twenty twenty four, and the
winner for the sixth year in a row, the Unhinged
You never know what he's going to say when the
micro phone is on, is one Billy.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Cole the Ken Dion Microphone. No one ever knows when
he's talking into the Kendon microphone.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Don't be telling us how to do our show. When's
the last time you saw somebody knocking at the door
for a cave?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And I love the cave is a nice guy. Nobody
even knows Charlton exists. Imagine that you're raising.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Your family in the town that no one in the
state knows exists.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
You should have shot for a little something more your family.
Jesus Christ. I don't even think they.
Speaker 15 (32:36):
Have TV resips still using rabbit ears in Charlton, and
I wish I could answer talkbacks with my own talkback Hey,
I tell you what, why don't you go and penetrate
yourself with a looking hot rod?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
you've ever had in your life?
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Microphone? Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah, I don't want to say I'm proud of that one. Yeah,
you know, I don't even know what goes through my
brain when these things happen.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
What you should say is you actually do love the talkbackers.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
I really do love the talk about I'm their biggest fan.
It wouldn't kill you, by the way, to not put
the microphone on when the rant is in progress,
It's the best a billion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning everybody, and yeah, welcome to the start of
Christmas Week. Thank you for kicking it off with us
right here on Kiss one a week. I'm justin of
your top five moments from the billion Lisa showed this week.
And of course, with it being Christmas week, I'm sure
you've gotten some holiday cards in the mail from friends
and family. Do you love them? Do you hate them?
That was a good topic for us on our topic
time segment and it comes in at number five.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I have an aunt who sends the newsletters every year,
and every time it comes to the mail, we don't
even read it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
We just basically put it to the side.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a little much.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
It's so annoying for some people, including me, that I
don't open them.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I've never gotten a newsletter. You've never gotten We just
get the picture.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
We'll consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, you don't get one from the cul de Sac neighbors.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I know I'll have to be on the lookout.
Speaker 7 (00:55):
So the newsletter absolutely drives me crazy. It's either a
weep of how awesome everybody is. I'm awesome, our kids
are awesome, everything's awesome. We are so awesome, or it's
a recap of how sick someone's been, like I've been
so sick that broke my arm. I have a hip replacement.
I needed this. This person died. Don't send the newsletter.
(01:17):
The people who care know, the people who don't know
don't care.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Or if you're going to send and make it funny,
yeah right, we'll talk about, like Lisa said, the bad,
the weird things that happened.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Out a year. Yeah, yeah, switch it up.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
My husband's grandmother sends a holiday letter every year, but
she uses the holiday letter to roast all of her
kids and talk about all of the negative things. And
it's really funny. Everyone really looks forward to getting it
every year. So just something fun for the holiday cards.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, flip that.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Think of this.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
The typical newsletter, right, is all about the braggrate, bragging
about the kids and they got into such and such schools.
And the letter comes at a time when a lot
of parents and students are worried about getting into schools,
and all they're saying is at all my kids got
into all the schools they applied for.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's like, oh god.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's funny. The roasting of the you know, all the
things you get wrong this year. Like in October, I
had cryptocurrency sitting and it was about six thousand dollars
and so I pulled it out and spent it because
it was just sitting. And fast forward four weeks later
it quadrupled. Oh, it would have been worth twenty four
thousand dollars. The cryptocurrency went up. Yeah, what an idiot.
(02:27):
If that was on a Christmas card, I would like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That, But it's gambling.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, you know, yeah, let's go to Christine and Conquered.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Christine, good morning, say hello to Conquered. What do you
think about the cards? The newsletters?
Speaker 9 (02:40):
So I'm guilty as charged. I know to do a newsletter,
but I do a trifle because I like to have
the pictures of the kids and memories from the year.
So I mean, it might feel like a lot to somebody,
but for me, it's like, here's our year, and then
next year I'm like, oh, yeah, that's what we did
in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
You know, just just put it in your scrap But
you know, you can remember it without having your neighbor
remember it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, you're sending it to your neighbor who didn't go
anywhere like you want to.
Speaker 10 (03:15):
Then you should remember it by yourself.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
That's an Instagram for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's a good point.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Anything you're going to do in a card, who's posted.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (03:25):
I cannot stand the generic pictures sent to my house
by everybody's family. All I have to do is look
at it on social media and it's there. Anyways, save
your money. Don't send me a Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh it's so true.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
It's all digital.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now we have a letter center.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, Lisa online three.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Good morning, Lisa. It's not me, Lisa. No, no, no, Lisa,
explain yourself.
Speaker 12 (03:52):
Good morning. Okay. So I wanted to spend the letter senders.
So my twins were born premature and sick when they
were little, and I had so many people reach out
to me with prayers and cards and whatever. So the
first year started as a thank you and then it
just kind of mushroomed into updates on my kids year
after year. So fast forward twenty five years later. Last
(04:14):
year was my last public letter. I said I wasn't
going to send them anymore, and I had so many
people reach out to me and tell me that they
wanted me to keep doing the letter that I actually
am sending out another one this year.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, then that's good.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
That's your group, and I enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
Oh send the ones that say they enjoy it though exactly, no, no,
no no, And it doesn't go to the people who
see me every day and already know my life.
Speaker 12 (04:40):
Yeah, you know what I mean, They already know what
they do every day, what I do every day, and
about my kids. But what actually ended up happening is
I've kept every single one of them. So now it's
like I have a book of our lives with my
boys to leave them.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, but yours is another story too.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It's about the challenges of life, right versus oh yeah,
bragging about all the achievements.
Speaker 13 (05:03):
You know what.
Speaker 12 (05:04):
Absolutely, and that's why I think people really loved mine.
And I have focused on like big things that have happened,
but also just acknowledge things that happen in the world
and that things aren't great. And I absolutely, especially like
this year, my card is very sentimental because I had
so many people who didn't have a great year. Yah,
And some years it's hard to celebrate the holidays when
(05:24):
you know that people you love are suffering. I have
like a really big loss.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Alsia want to give out the address so we can
get her newsletter.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
We'll take one.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, it will take one list letter.
Speaker 12 (05:33):
So yeah, I just I want to defend everybody who
actually does send a good letter.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, yeah, well, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I have a question, never mind a holiday newsletter. I
feel like my kids are fifteen, seventeen, nineteen and twenty one.
Do people really even want a picture of them anymore?
I've been struggling with should I do a picture card?
Speaker 14 (05:53):
Still?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Are they too old?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, if you're looking for an answer.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Here you go starting the Christmas card.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hey, if your children have beards, please don't send me
Christmas card?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What up? Justin here? Welcome back. Top five moments in
the Billy and Lisa Show. And it's Christmas Week? So
did you get your Christmas shopping done? Did all go well?
Lisa had a close call holiday shopping this week?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Number four Lisa nun have marked in earlier this morning?
He said, you won't believe what happened to me yesterday.
I was out holiday shopping at least do you want
to tell the story now?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, So I went out to Nordstrom Tuesday to do
all my holiday shopping. I chose that store because I've
got people all over the country. There are a lot
of Nordstroms everywhere. If they don't like it, they can
return and exchange it. So get all my packages, walk out,
put them all in the car. They're in the car overnight.
So yesterday I walk out to my car to get
all the stuff to wrap everything and ship it out.
(06:45):
I bring all the stuff in the bag with all
of your gifts in. It is missing. The Billy bag
is not in my car. It's nowhere to be found.
I get this sinking, sick feeling in my stomach that somehow,
because I was so distract and I had so many
other things going on while I was shopping, that I
left the bag in the store somewhere, and it was
(07:07):
a lot of stuff, just floor somewhere, just anywhere in
the store. I didn't know where I put it. And again,
a lot of stuff for you, okay, she told me,
a lot of stuff for you, which I have to say,
I don't think I could have gone back and repurchased it.
So that's why I was having like this sick feeling.
So I called the store customer Services. I'm really sorry,
we don't have anything in lost and found, but we'll
(07:27):
take your number down. So I'm like great. Didn't hear
from them for an hour. So I'm like, okay, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
To go back to the store.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Drive all the way back to the store, retrace my steps,
go into every different department. I was in men's, women's, kids,
finally in kids. A woman there. She was not the
person who helped me. She was lovely. She says, you
know what, give me a description of what you're looking for.
I'll go in the back and see. She goes in
the back, she brings the bag out.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
The bag.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It is the bag Christmas America.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Salute.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Nightmare diverted. You're gonna get your presence. But I'm telling you,
it reminded me of like, has this happened to other people,
like shopping nightmares? Just because the thing was. It wasn't
like I went right back in again, Like I noticed
when I got in the car it was a full
day later.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Yeah, that was your luck.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
I'm so lucky the receipt was in the bag. Someone
could have very easily just walked right out and then
returned this stuff later.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah. But you know what, this shows us that there
are good people in this world still, Yes, definitely.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
And also the woman that works there was verifying you.
She knew she had a bag, but she wanted to
know what you had in your bag before she brought.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
It up exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, wow, they can.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I ask, am I getting skims underwear?
Speaker 15 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
You're getting You're getting a lot like the entire skim store.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I could imagine that conversation with Billy if you didn't
get the bag backed.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
That's what I'm saying, Like, what was I going to say?
I bought you gifts but now I don't have them
because I lost them.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, but you'd be so stressed out. I will say anything.
I said, Oh, that's fine, don't worry about.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
It behind your back? What an idiot?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
How do you lose a bag at the.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
North from Christmas shopping?
Speaker 16 (09:02):
All right?
Speaker 10 (09:03):
You know what, keep your frigging bag.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't mean I would have got a candid microphone.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
From okay Lica.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
You really bought it, all right, I'd like one of
the odds had to be bagot it for a year.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, my bag on the floor alone.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I never told you guys this, but a couple of
years ago, well probably five years ago. I was Christmas
shopping and I was at the mall and I walked
into Macy's. Yeah, and when I walked in, Uh, these
bells started going off, all these alarms and music, and
everyone started screaming, all the workers and running up to
me like he's a million customer. I was the millionth
(09:41):
customer of whatever. And they made a huge deal about it.
And I was so excited because I thought I won
a gift card or something. I was so excited. I
won a small Duffel bag.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Oh wait, first of all, they do that. I've never
seen anyone.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Actually I won it. I want a million?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Was there anything good in it?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It was empty, just a little.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Do you still have the Duffel bag?
Speaker 7 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Okay, here we go. Number three moment from this week
on the Billy and Lisa Show is one of our
topic times and it came from a Chapel Roane interview
where she talked about the worst job that she's ever had,
which was working at a drive through. And you know
what sounded like a good topic to us.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Kathy, where are you calling from, Hi, dear, I'm going
from Quinsey.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
All right, Kathy, tell us about it. How bad was it?
Speaker 17 (10:27):
Well, I'm really aging myself here. But years ago I
was a flight attendant for Delta Airline. So not only
is it a waitress in the sky, and waitressing, in
my opinion, is probably the hardest job you could ever do.
But you had to weigh in. You could only be
a certain weight as a flight attendant.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yes, oh, I can't even believe that was allowed.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
All times have changed.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Yes, yes it was. And so I'm five to two.
Take a guess at how much I had to aig
one hundred and seven?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Pounds?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Wait, what is it?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's wild?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
What's the reason behind that?
Speaker 13 (11:11):
That's a good question.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
That's a very good question.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
What is the reasoning behind you?
Speaker 16 (11:16):
Use?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
They probably wanted the flight attendants to portray USLF.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Okay, if you go back a certain way, being a
flight attendant was considered like a fashion kind of a job.
You're expected to be beautiful, you were expected to have
a certain way, to a certain figure.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I mean it was very old school.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You used to dress up right to go all.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Yeah, it was very different.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
You know what, Kathleen, at least you know you're pretty.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Oh well, no, I don't know about that. I think
you know what it is. I think it was because
I'm from the East Coast and it was a Southern company,
so I worked with a lot of Southern girls.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Which was another thing.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Oh yeah, girls are very different from East postgirls. So
I think I was that that that different girl that
was from the East Coast. But yeah, it used to.
Speaker 10 (11:59):
Make us way in.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
They had even turned girls away if their teeth worn straight,
did tell them to get bracelet.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I can't believe this was allowed.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Well, like a lot of beauty patches type women would
apply for jobs.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
How long did you How long did you work for that?
Speaker 13 (12:16):
I lasted six months? Oh it was I met I
met Woody Harrolton. I met Harrolton, So that was that
was pretty cool. Yeah that sound very nice. Wow, but yeah,
no I did not last.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh I got to ask one more thing.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
When when when you were a flight attendant were smoking
still allowed on planes?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Wow, okay, go on back.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Yeah, I'm five pounds. I wouldn't have a job.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I can't believe that was that's I can't believe that
I would have turned they had they had way.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, yeah, imagine that job interview.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
So there you are Tubby. Oh my god, that was
a good start to topic time. Let's keep it going.
Worst job ever? Who was it? Tracy? Tracy give it
to us.
Speaker 18 (13:02):
Hi, thanks for taking my call. Love you guys. You
make the drive so much easier.
Speaker 16 (13:07):
I was.
Speaker 18 (13:09):
I was a room service waitress for it the Burlington
Marriott when I was a teenager, and I had the
morning shift, so I had to be there like five
in the morning, and I would put on my little
tuxedo outfit, you know, you had to wear the pie
and you would have this. I would have this huge
tray of like industrial eggs and bacon and coffee, and
(13:30):
it would bounce it on my shoulder. And so many
times the person who opened the door when I would
knock on the door to deliver their room service breakfast
was a businessman and a robe wide.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Open, okay, all right, oh boy.
Speaker 18 (13:44):
And she was a teenager tray and I would have
to go in and they would say, come in, put
it right over here, and I had no choice.
Speaker 16 (13:52):
I had to bring.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's so awkward laughing around. Yeah, oh my god, that's
a good one too.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yeah. God, that's got to be early morning shift. Oh God,
everybody's finishing showtime. Let's go to, uh, Mike, Good morning, Mike.
Where are you calling from? Hey?
Speaker 19 (14:12):
Want to call it from Framingham?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
All right, might give it to us. What was your
worst job ever?
Speaker 19 (14:17):
When I was in high school, I did a summer
job at a seafood market. The worst part about it
was that they since that was the you know, high
schooler and just the summer job, they gave me the
task of cleaning the sink. Oh oh, it was disgusting.
I couldn't get the smell out of me for like
(14:38):
a week.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I bet because it's seafood.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Was part of your job to put together the buckets
of chum for the fishermen?
Speaker 19 (14:47):
Oh no, no, no, I just was like just cleaning stuff.
Oh okay, I didn't have to do that, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
I bet you weren't taking any girls at that time.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
You never get that smell out.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't want him next to me. He smells like
tune of via. You must get used to the smell, though, Hey,
everyone else doesn't.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Hey, I want the guy to call in who was
working the chum. There's nothing like the smell of chum.
Let's go to Emily. Emily, where are.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You calling from?
Speaker 16 (15:17):
I'm going from Tewksbury.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
All right, what's going on? Your worst job?
Speaker 16 (15:21):
Oh, the worst Amazon. I worked at one of the
warehouses during the holidays, probably like three or four years ago,
and it was a night shift. And when I tell
you that was the worst two months, I think I
lasted of my life. It was miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
What was the worst part of it.
Speaker 16 (15:41):
We were doing like we were sorting like all of
the packages into every box to get them delivered, and
we were doing like it was probably like a seven
hour shift. I'm doing like thirty thousand steps a night,
like we were constantly moving. But I think what really
taught me off was the creep that kept following me around.
And I told hr probably two or and he would
(16:01):
not go away. And our lunch break was at one
am and I'm sitting in my car just scrolling on
TikTok and I was like, why do I feel someone
near me? And I look up and he was just
staring at me.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Through my window.
Speaker 16 (16:15):
Found me on TikTok, found me on Instagram, found me
on all social media, and he just would not leave
me alone. And I was like, all right, I'm leaving.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, if you'll work in the overnight shift at Amazon.
You're gonna meet some interesting covert.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
Especially during the holidays and they're desperate.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh yeah, hi baby girl.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hey, good morning everybody. Justin here. Happy Saturday. If you're
out shopping for Christmas or heading out shopping, man, it's
crunch time, final weekend, Christmas coming out very quickly. But
thank you for checking out kiss one away, keeping us on.
We appreciate it so much. And your number two moment
of the week goes to Alec Flynn. We saw at
Comics Come Home. He was the opener. He's from Bridgewater
(16:54):
and we loved him. He's got some upcoming shows in
the area, so we brought him in. Alec Flynn number two.
And by the way, hi Alex mom.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Every year we all go as a show to Comics
Come Home and Alex you opened the show and we
thought you were the best of the night.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You crushed it. Oh thank you. That's very kind of you, Billy.
I appreciate that. I mean you were hilarious. Yeah, I
mean I was just kind of went out there tried
to do my best.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
I was just it was a very nice coming home
moment for for everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I mean, my friends with that were in the crowd
and my family.
Speaker 14 (17:22):
I think my buddies even remember coming to watch me
in Cambridge when they'd.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Have these little comedy calls.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
Oh yes, and now to be able to, like, you know,
give them a couple backstage passes for the for the
after party.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think they were they were fired.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, what a moment. Were you nervous at all?
Speaker 14 (17:36):
I mean again, I was just kind of like, you
know what, Bill Burr's on the line up, Ronnie Chang.
These are all people that like I grew up looking
up to. So at the end of the day, if
I bomb, they'll forget about me.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Mean you know what, Alex, You're no slouch. I mean
you've got your own YouTube show. By the way, Big
Al's Grow Grow Asmr. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:53):
So this is like, yeah, this is kind of like
a weird everybody's got a podcast now. I figured you
don't want I want a podcast where I can just
grill and hang out with my friends. It's like most
of these podcasts you can't even get a damn Lacroix.
You know, I'm out here, I'm like, what do you
want a steak sandwich with you with sausages?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What are you feeling?
Speaker 16 (18:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Because of you. I'm right now going to learn what
ASMR means.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
ASMR is a new thing. I think it stands for
audio sensory.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Cool stuff. At least I said. It's about touching. Yeah,
it's about touching.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, hearing touching. Yeah, yeah, that's it. And it makes
you like feel better.
Speaker 14 (18:28):
Yeah, it's about like, yeah, it's It helps people with
anxiety where you're like you're kind of like you're talking
in your whispering.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yes, yeah, I'm on just one away with billions. Oh see,
I'm feeling better already.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Yeah, it gives me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You're drinking your duncan coffee.
Speaker 14 (18:46):
Did you really graduate A graduated from Santa's twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
My buddy, my Crocket, who's probably listening, big hockey star
from St. A's and he's currently on the board for
SA's no kidding, Yeah, I love I love SAA's. Had
a good time.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
I was.
Speaker 14 (19:00):
I had fun there. I recently got to play at
the old autorium. The kid who was yeah, a couple
of kids from the student affairs. They reached out, so
I got to do that.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
So you went back to school to perform. That's very
good to perform.
Speaker 14 (19:11):
And it was you know, it's kind of crazy to
jump between like I'm twenty seven, Like I'm like an
elder gen Z Yeah, like and now like the new
gen Z kids. I'm like, guys, I can tell you
like you're laughing, but you're still on your phone.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I don't know understanding that.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You know, it was weird.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Are you watching someone else on the phone while you're
at my exactly?
Speaker 14 (19:29):
I'm like, if you guys gonna be on your phone,
I should be able to get the Wait billy, she
was real quick. My my mom. I'd be remiss if
I didn't give a shout out to my mom. She
used to work here, kiss went away? What Yeah? Sandra
Vanalia from ninety three to ninety four. She said she
was in sales. She said, maybe you might remember.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Sandra from sales. She was hot the office. Oh what
a body? I know what she hot? Mom in the neighborhood.
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (20:01):
Probably all right, Yeah, sabotage radio right right now.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I sabotage myself. Is she listening right now? Yeah, she's
freaking out. Oh wow, hot mom in the neighborhood. That's
always a cool thing.
Speaker 15 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, let's have a party.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
At alex So I wanted to ask you. I comments
come home. Part of your bit that we loved was
about your dad and that he was roganized and doing
ice baths. Now was that just a bit? It was
your dad really do ice.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
Bas I mean, dude, I gotta I got a TikTok
at four am from this guy this morning from an
account called like Hustle Money Fitness, So.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You have a hot dad too.
Speaker 14 (20:44):
I don't know if it was hot, I say, it's
more just like thranged. Yeah, I mean listen like, yeah,
I mean, our parents grew up. If it's twenty seven,
you know, your parents.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Just grew up seeing like get off your phone, Get
off your phone.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Now they get on TikTok and they're just like every
morning scroll before work and it's like it's just guys,
like it's guy like, you know, buff dude screaming at
them like you gotta want to see succeed more than
you to breathe.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And they'll send it to me just being like I
always see this.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Exactly like oh yeah, ice paths and weightlifting and they're
all flexing all day and posting pictures and themselves naked.
Speaker 14 (21:20):
Actually, I'd like to meet your dad dude, he's a beauty.
I mean, he's a really good guy. We we've been
I think we're gonna get We're gonna go rock climbing
this weekend, which will be really fun. I'll be getting
into the rock climbing. That's like kind of my part
time job when I work in LA trying to be
part of a class action lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Well, this is gonna sound weird, but Justin's getting a
new sauna today. Has already got a hot tub and
an ice bath, so your dad could have some fun
over there.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And yeah, you guys can all sweat together. That'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
No, we'll do we'll we'll get a workout in. Then
we'll do the recovery thing in the ice bath and
then take pictures and send them to AX.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
Great, Well, well he is with his dad, Bill, you
can be with his mom.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He just run away family.
Speaker 14 (21:58):
It's now my family, and I'm not sure how I
feel about it, but Christmas will be interested.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm gonna do you a real solid now.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
This entire show, we were all noticing your sweater that
you're wearing today. We thought it was a cool sweater.
And this is some guy, you know. Let's let's give
a shout out, so he starts giving you free stuff.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
Shout out man Race clothing McLaughlin. He he comes out with,
like it's all I kind of like New England based clothing.
He's wonderful jackets, wonderful uh clothes and yeah, like I
always like trying to wear the stuff in kind of
like rep run from.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And what's his first name? I think it's Mike. You
think it's Hey Mike.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I just call himgla Okay mcglauchlin. If you're listening, Okay,
it's time you start giving him free stuff. YouTube show.
He's been all over Netflix. I mean, a discount's cool,
but you got to start getting them.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Sent to you.
Speaker 14 (22:48):
You know, you know, you know, get the stuff sent
to you until you're on Like you got your own
special on Netflix and stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
But you have a special on YouTube. It's on YouTube.
I mean I'm on Hulu now, which is kind of cool. Okay,
time for free sweaters. I just want to listen. It's
only a part of the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I gotta I gotta figure it out. How about Ghibli's
Fine men's clothing. You've heard of them? No, I'm just kidding.
Did you really study in Madrid, Spain? Was like, oh, yeah,
that was wonderful.
Speaker 14 (23:11):
I mean, my I was nuts because like you go
from like just wearing essentially like hockey sweatshirts every day
at saying he's trying to not like freeze freeze your
butt off, to uh, you.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Know you're in Plaza del Soul. I'm wearing like a
white denim jacket.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
I got like it because I would try to get
a haircut. I didn't know how to order a haircut there,
so I go in and say like, hey, I reckon
me India, and then they would just he would just
say something and I'd be like, So I'm walking around
on the tread with the pompadoor like like at least
(23:47):
four inches.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Of because that's normal there, and that's normal. I'm wearing
like black tight skinny jeans boots. I looked awesome.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Now do you come home from Madrid, Spain with material material?
Speaker 8 (24:00):
No?
Speaker 14 (24:00):
I come home with like crippling depression. I'm back in Manchester,
New Hampshire, and I'm like, I need an outlet. And
That's where I found stand up problem.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This is what I'm gonna be dealing with in a
couple of minutes.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Okay, like you're gonna leave the room right and Lisa,
and when are you gonna be like?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh my god, he's so cute. Appreciate ladies.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
I'm telling you go.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Are you single? I am single? Go to Goose this weekend?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Are starting tonight?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Move over, Pete David?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
All right, yeah, all right, we got the new guy. Okay, Pete,
how are you in that category?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh okay, here we go. Number one moment from the
Billy and Lisa Show this week. I'm justin And as
we wrap up twenty twenty four, a tradition at the
end of every year is to have the Billy and
Lisa Show Awards, which are basically the best and worst
of the year. And let me tell you, this year
did not disappoint Number one.
Speaker 20 (25:04):
Welcome to the Billy and Lisa Awards. The Worst, Sorry,
the best of billion Lisa in the Morning featuring Billy Costa.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Lisa Donovan, Winny and your host Justin. You know we
wait all year for this. Yeah, it's been a crazy year.
We've all done and said some funny things and some
crazy things. And I have some awards to hand out
to all of you. If you remember how this works.
(25:37):
I will, you know, present, maybe a runner up on
some maybe just a winner, and then I'll give a
little speech when you win. So first up is the
best Singer of twenty twenty four. All three of you
guys love to sing. We know Billy does. But the
runner up this year is our girl, Winnie who.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Lou con true you didn't felt it? Misquit good.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
To say about that one?
Speaker 10 (26:11):
He I'm sorry everyone listening.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I apologize. I don't know what that was. She might
she might be worse than Bill, I gotta say. But
in the Singing correct category for twenty twenty four, we
have to give it to Lisa Donovan, who blessed us
with a Sabrina Carpenter cover on Halloween when she dressed
up as Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 21 (26:33):
Oh, I leave quite an impression five too. To be exact,
you're wondering why I have my clothes on my ball.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
He's not that.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yes, great, it speaks for itself, right.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yeah, it's quite embarrassing, but I'm happy to be acknowledged.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yes, thank you. In the next category for the End
of Year Awards, the Best mess of the Biggest mess ups,
I should say the runner up this year would be
one Billy Costa, who I believe may have won two
years ago. You're the runner up this year Bill Biggest
mess Ups.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
There is a baby back whale that's been splashing around
Boston Harbor for several days.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Now. We've got Maureen mccomicks. She hasn't been in the wild, right.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Ariana Grande was on The Today Show yesterday with her
work at co star Olivia Arevo.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
All right, don't forget.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
We've got more usher tickets coming up with the mighty McQuinn.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Never heard that song.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
My embarrassed. This is a hold on. We need to
shame him right now?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Is it the New Kids?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I'm not even gonna give you a speech on that
because that was an embarrassing Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
I embarrassed my whole family, my whole neighborhood, My ancestor.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Is in the graves of everybody.
Speaker 15 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That was That was That was. That was a moment.
But the winner in the Biggest Mess Ups of twenty
twenty four for the second year in a row, is
of course winning.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
So there's a mediologist in Houston that effort will.
Speaker 22 (28:16):
I can't effort and slow effortless League almost Tom Brow's
first Rose on Netflix and Okay, then they'll probably make
it that he.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Wins and then he'll pound.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
They Paul, did you just swear?
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Oh, oh my god, he'll be at the boat at
the boat an Instagram magician. Nope, so an Instagram musician.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Right, hold on, Billy Helper coming down in three. So
it's a cross between a magician and a.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
Musician an Instagram musician.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Magician.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Hold, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
It's a musician interest.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
What kind of magic does he do?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I just want to say, I happily down to give
that award to winning.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna yeah. I've never had a way with words,
which is, considering what I do for a living, I
can't speak.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, that's what makes you unique.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Yes, learn you can do anything you put your mind to.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's right, that's right. And the next category is the
WTF Award. That's like, what the F did you just say? Whinnie?
You are the runner up this year with the comments
that you made about Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Oh God, Jordan,
which caused her to put up a post on Instagram
it was this made you know world news TMZ everything.
This was the original comment that you made about her
(29:42):
being a cheerleader, She was.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Bridgewater State cheerleader, which is division three, which isn't even
like competition level. I could have been a Bridgewater stage.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah. So the word you go back to Jordan and
she posted and it was a whole big thing.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
It was a thing.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you'll hear that moment in our Top twenty four
moments is going to air. I'm beginning on Monday, by
the way, six to ten am right here on kiss.
But the winner biggest WTF things, crazy things you say
is Bill.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Of course, if I.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Lie down on my stomach, you could put a bowl
of soup in my ass.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
As a grown man, I watch cheerleading competition. You want
to give that big booty a slap. Glow Rilla, that's
my man. Right, there's a girl.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's a girl.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Okay, hey girl, Bill, you.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Have anything to say for yours?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I just want to thank my family for being so
supportive along the way, and obviously my cast.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Mates here for all of their support. And I'm honored
to receive what award?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Did I get the WGFTF Award? You happy to take
it home? Yeah? Two more to get to here. The
next award is the dirtiest of twenty twenty four, and
we've been doing these awards for six years, and for
the sixth consecutive year, the winner and the dirtiest category
is one Lisa Donovi.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Congrats, least I've never climbed a bull for a piece
of meat. When you walk in, you're gonna see the nuts.
It's gonna get wet ball gags, wash my tishies. Why
are some of these things long? And why are others
fat and stubby?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
Are you toothless?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm not gonna do you anymore night, bitch.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, there you go. Lease, there wasn't even a run up, ye.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Compare, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
I would like to mention that that has all been
taken out of contact for the sixth year in a row. Bye,
I love it.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
I'm not sure the family must be probus this morning
as we head into the holidays.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Villain Sue.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, all right, here we go. The final category is
the best candid Microphones, Yeah twenty twenty four, and the
winner for the sixth year in a row, the Unhinged
You never know what he's going to say when the
micro phone is on, is one Billy.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Cole the Ken Dion Microphone. No one ever knows when
he's talking into the Kendon microphone.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Don't be telling us how to do our show. When's
the last time you saw somebody knocking at the door
for a cave?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And I love the cave is a nice guy. Nobody
even knows Charlton exists. Imagine that you're raising.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Your family in the town that no one in the
state knows exists.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
You should have shot for a little something more your family.
Jesus Christ. I don't even think they.
Speaker 15 (32:36):
Have TV resips still using rabbit ears in Charlton, and
I wish I could answer talkbacks with my own talkback Hey,
I tell you what, why don't you go and penetrate
yourself with a looking hot rod?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
you've ever had in your life?
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Microphone? Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah, I don't want to say I'm proud of that one. Yeah,
you know, I don't even know what goes through my
brain when these things happen.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
What you should say is you actually do love the talkbackers.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
I really do love the talk about I'm their biggest fan.
It wouldn't kill you, by the way, to not put
the microphone on when the rant is in progress,
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