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August 2, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best a billion Lisa in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, good morning, Happy Saturday. It's producer Riley.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
From Billy and Lisa in the Morning cutting down the
top five moments of the week with you and we
are well into the swing of summer. But it might
not be too late to join an adult summer camp,
although Billy might judge you for it.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's number five.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
They're now coming out with summer camps for adults. This
sounds like cow Now, this is beyond Delton.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
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Speaker 5 (00:29):
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So one of the biggest things right now is experiences
and that comes with vacation. So adults are leaving behind
the crowded tourist traps and they're looking for adult summer

(00:50):
camp and social club experiences.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Summer camp bud alright, girl light they on campfire, got
the marsh brows going along.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You have no idea how this is just not me.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
So you're going to be jumping in the lake, You're
going to be playing like botchy ball and roasting marshmallow,
roasting marshmallows, staying in a cabin.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
First of all, the lake is the enemy. Okay, but
I know people that do.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Jenny Johnson goes to the Adirondacks every year with about
thirty people.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
It's so weird you say that because I had dinner
with friends last night. They just came back from the Adirondacks.
When you were showing me pictures, it looked beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Sleeping in pop tents.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Why did I wouldn't do the tent show, swimming with.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
The eels, Well, again, it looked beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
The leaches, leeches, you come out of the water, you're
plucking leeches off your chest.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Wait, does Jenny do the whole camping experience?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Does the entire loves it? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Jenny, if you're listening, call in, you can tell us
about your camping.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
She really sleeps in a tent.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Absolutely. She sends pictures of the kids sleep in the
tenth The kids love it.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yeah, I can see if you're bringing the kids along,
that's kind of a fun experience.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
They all bring the kid.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But this is for adult only. This is what we're
talking about. This is for adults only.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
People will go as singles, they'll go as couples, they'll
go with friends, they'll kayak, they'll canoe whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
What I would rather be buried in sand?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
It also probably reminds you of child childhood if you want,
you know, camping when you were a kid. Yes, it's
a nostalgia.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh, you can go fishing on the lake.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
I was never a big camper. No, No, I'll sleep
in a cabin, but I'm not doing the tent thing.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I never once did camping.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, I'll do a cabin, but the tent is yeah,
I don't think I would get a good night sleeping.

Speaker 8 (02:33):
My camping is a motel at least atelferably hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, yeah, hotels, resort. Yeah, but I know I'm telling you, Justin,
you're looking at it like I'm crazy. This would be
my worst.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Heel sitting around the campfire with marshmallow. What are you talking?

Speaker 6 (02:56):
You like a goodmor But what.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you about everybody like now?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You just talk about like like what we're talking about
right now.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
I'm sorry. I have a question for Lisa and Justin.
Has Billy not gone on a safari where he's in
a cabin and he's around camp.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Very different camping. No, I never sat around the fire.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
You didn't eat outside.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Even if they did, I didn't. So I went to
the bar for a nightcap and sit around and talk
all you want. Okay, leave me out of it like
I don't. It's the end of a day.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
By the way, Billy ruined lakes for me too. He
doesn't like lakes. I'm going to a lake this weekend
to swim, and I think about.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
It standing water.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
What's okay? At least there are no sharks.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I want to see the blotches all over your chest
from the leeches sucking.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
The blood out of your body.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
The last time, the last time I went to a lake,
after Billy's Lake Grant, I stepped into the water and
my foot stunk. Bought a foot.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Even the marine life is slimy, like they're weird creatures.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
No shark, but you'll just have the loch Ness monster.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh that's he's in fresh water.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
No, I thought he's in a lake.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, fresh water lake, a lake. All the monsters are
in the lake.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Well, I just I have fun memories of a kid.
I used to go to a lake in Pennsylvania. You
would go fishing and i'd bring the fish.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You never went fishing to the lake, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Don't believe you. Don't believe me. You catch like sunfish?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. This summer camp for adults
should be punishment for a crime. Like okay, we're going
to have to send you to an adult camp. But
a couple more points. Now, whenever you're in a lake house, right,
and justin I know you live in North Country, you've
probably been to a lake house, right, a neighbor or
something I have. That's the first thing they do at
dusk they put out the citronella candle.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Does nothing for the mosquito. It doesn't feed the mosquitoes. Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
And one other thing, why are you so angry? Why
are you One other thing is the bug zapper? Now
what's more disgusting than that? Now you have a zapper
over your dinner right where the mosquitoes are being electrocuted
and falling down into your meal.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
And all you hear.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Is, yeah, you want a glass of wine?

Speaker 9 (05:28):
Why?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Like, why are you so angry?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know, I don't know, And you know why?
Because my air conditioning doesn't work. That's what it really is.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Another one, yeah, yeah, you want another burger?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
A dog.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
Going to the lakes region, all the lakes in New Hampshire.
And it's never myself, my three brothers, parents, friends, their
families ever have come out with a leech. Where are
you going?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It makes such a good point, Billy, where are you going?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
This hapleaches still exists. I'm just thinking back to my childhood.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
I think they're in rivers, honestly.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, No, they're in breaches and eels.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Oh okay, so nothing bad happens in lakes. Is that
what we're saying?

Speaker 11 (06:17):
Good morning? Justin Billy's not crazy. The lake water. It's
all over the news today. Child died from it from
the a meeba eating your brain. Just in North Carolina
or South Carolina. It's very dangerous when the water and
still waters. Be very careful, they said, if you dive
in and it goes up your nose. Billy's not crazy

(06:39):
on this one.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Have a good day.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You have flash eating disease.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, I didn't even know about flash eating bacteria.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, it's a real thing. It does happen. I think
it's very rare, very very rare.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, let me ask you something.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
All of the movies, what are they they're about the
lake house.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
The lake house.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
It's not about the ocean front, right, It's always don't
go to the lake house.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, I think Lake Placid was about gators. I think alas. Yeah,
I think can eat you. Yeah, but I don't know.
Adult summer camp if that's your thing, that's your thing.
What do you want me to ask you?

Speaker 10 (07:16):
Guys? It's camp canceler jewels here.

Speaker 12 (07:18):
God, I'm a volunteer Adult Summer Camp counselor at Club
Getaway in the Berkshires. I've been doing it for the
last fifteen years and I can promise you it's nothing
like roughing it.

Speaker 13 (07:29):
The cabins are air conditioned.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
But you still have the lake water skiing, adventure park, hiking.
But adult camp has a bar, live music, and awesome
theme parties.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
Definitely check it out.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Wow, she makes it sound good night, sounds great.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Okay, we're dressing up for a theme party the personal Hell.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
It is Saturday, August second, in case you needed a reminder,
because we are about to talk about the fact that
haw Lloween decorations are already out.

Speaker 12 (08:00):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in the Morning,
counting down the top five moments of the week with you.
This one's number four and yeah, you heard that correctly.
Halloween decorations are already out in stores. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Home Depot is unveiling its Halloween collection on August fourth.
Now you can go online and get at home depot
dot com. But one of the items is the Ultra Skelly.
It's that a six and a half foot skeleton that
now it lights up, it blinks, it moves, and it
even talks.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So that's like the hot item this year.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
All you wanted in your life.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
They upgraded the skeleton, upgraded the skeleton. Wow, Yeah, that's
my wife. They were hard to get last year or
the year before, and so we were trying to get one.
She hasn't brought it up again. She's focused on the
chickens in the backyard. So I'm hoping this doesn't reignite
this thing.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
But now's the time to buy the old one. Well,
here's another game getting rid of them for the new one.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
The twelve foot giant Skelly that you have is back
to its original price of two ninety nine.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
I'm not spending three hundred dollars on this. And by
the way, it's July thirty. First, Why why is there
Halloween decorations?

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Well, people want to get on in early because if
they don't buy it, so it will be out.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
And I don't.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
I'm not. I don't believe in decorating before October first
for Halloween. But psychos like we know a couple Gionny
with the Heros and Ashley Felmandada jam In, that's all
they think about all year round is how.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
There's are terms Summer Ween where they have Halloween parties
in the summer.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Really, Yeah, people.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Love to dress up.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
I would think at least wait till after Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Me too, I I don't, I don't.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, don't even bother me until the end of September
with yeah, enjoy the moment.

Speaker 11 (09:32):
Forget Halloween.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
The Santa Express Elevator in Natick is already completely booked
for Wow.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Wow, oh my god. I went on that.

Speaker 14 (09:43):
I know.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
It's awesome. If you haven't been, it's awesome. It's at
the Natick Mall and it's super super cool, especially for kids.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Obviously, I can't see how that would be pre booked
in Joy. Why no, because that's an event that's like
something to look forward to.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Well, if you didn't.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Remember that, remember the Teddy Bear tea at the four
season that sold out months ahead of time two when
they did it.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
We don't do it anymore, No, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
So we all in agreement that this is a little
too early.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, yeah, we don't need it.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I mean unless you've got absolutely nothing going on in
your life.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
But again, they're showing people that will eat this up
and buy it, and if they don't get it, then
they won't be able to get it in September or October.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
So they buy it, especially the twelve foot skeleton. Yeah,
that's the one item.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
They've upgraded, the skeleton. Yeah, they're all over my neighborhood.
Because the thing about it is people leave them up
all year long, all year round, and then they decorate
them for the different holidays.

Speaker 15 (10:36):
Well.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I always wanted to tell you, Justin, but I never did.
I didn't want you to feel bad. But there's a
neighbor of mine, literally across the street that has six
of those skeletons on the front.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Lawn all year round.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
No, but I mean the fact that he has six
and Justin can't get one.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
A skeleet hoarder.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Oh my god, that's like, that's like eighteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, I mean it's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Man. I have to say, like storing those things, isn't
he either?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Now, well that's why they leave them up all year long.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
I was in Home Goods right after the fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
They had Halloween kitchen howls hanging there as you go
to check out.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yeah, and it's like, come on, let's enjoy the summer.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, been ceramic pumpkins.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Yeah, but even like clothing, Like I went to O
navying our skirt yesterday that was on sale and I
couldn't find all the other colors. They were sold out
and they don't have anymore. I'm like, it's July.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Tyra Banks sparked an off air conversation that we had
to ask you guys about.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Hey, it's producer Riley from.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Billy and Lisa in the Morning tinting down the top
five moments of the week with you and Tyra had
said that she eats crumbs from her bed disgusting, and
Lisa said how often does she change her sheets?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So we had to get into it.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Hi, this is Alison from Attleborough.

Speaker 11 (11:51):
We washed our sheets once a week.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I think that's.

Speaker 15 (11:55):
Normal, but now I'm going to be concerned that that's
not the norm. We're just sturdy.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
People, excited to see what other people have to say.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, Lisa, I don't know what's right and what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
We shoot for once a week at our house.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Okay, that's like the standard, but there are so many
different reasons why that might not be, especially if you
sleep with your pet. So okay, so if you sleep
with your pet, you should probably be washing them like
every two to three days, that's what they're saying. If
you eat in bed like Tyra Banks does, same thing,
like every two days, wash your sheets, this is like annoying.

(12:33):
If you sweat a lot at night, same big like
every two to three days.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Okay, we're not crumb guzzlers, but but you are sweating
in bed, I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
And you sleep with your dog, good point a good boy.
So how often are you once a week?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
We shoot for once a week?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you know what the thing is with
me though, it's the duvet cover.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yes, well, does that include the duvet cover.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, they're saying like on every two weeks.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I would I would never do that that's just like
way too much work, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
They that's like once a month, I think.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like once every two weeks.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
But sheets, Yeah, you.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Know I used to be when I lived alone. This
was an issue with my wife when we started dating.
I never was, oh.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Man, how long did you go?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
But did they didn't smell.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
I like the smell of myself, you know most people do. Yeah,
now I love clean sheets. Now you know, she got
on me about it. But yeah, I think single guys.
These are for all the single guys out there. I
feel like a lot of us, don't.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I kind of agree with I will say this.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Nothing is better than getting into what freshly made bed.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
It's literally the best.

Speaker 16 (13:52):
So we do our sheets once a week, typically on Sundays,
Saturdays or Sundays, and then we like to call it
CSD Clean Sheet Day. This man who doesn't like that
fresh feeling?

Speaker 8 (14:04):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, the fresh feeling is really unbeatable.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
It's like it's just a lot of work.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yes it is.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
We have a king sized bed. Yeah, so take the
sheets off, yeh, case is, you know, washing everything, putting
them back on.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's much harder to put them back on than it
is to take them off.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
It's such a pain and I'm weird. I don't like
the sheets coming off at all. So if they're not
tucked properly and I'm sleeping and the sheets come off,
it drives me insane.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Oh, I have to be all tucked like everything that
yeahk sheet fully, I want to get in.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Everything's tucked in. You're obsessed.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Didn't you like back in the day, remake all the
all the beds in the house when you would get home.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Every single day.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
The minute I got home, I went upstairs and made
all their bits.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Oh yeah, you remake beds, and I remake that. When
your wife makes the bed, you remake it.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yes, there's another funny thing to do.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
My wife, Michelle doesn't like her side tucked, so when
I make the bed now I have to leave her
side you know, nice and even no wrinkles, but nothing tuck.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Why doesn't she like a tough She just doesn't like
her sheets tucked?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
She feels like she's being held prisoner.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's true. I could see that.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
I don't like the tuck either. Every hotel I go in,
I untuck.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, I'm an un tucker.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Well you know you.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah again, it's like the weighted blanket scenario.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, there's no going to bed.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I just want to make one more point, Winnie. I'm
going to say this with the absolute most respect. You
don't strike me as a once a weeker.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Yeah, I'm like a couple of times a week.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Oh I don't believe that. No, I try to believe
once a week. You've given house tours.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
It's a couple of times a week, every couple of days.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's just like a new thing.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Trust me.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
You don't make your couple of times. She doesn't make her.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
I'm not lying when I tell you I change my
sheets everything.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, submit, swear on.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Let's go to Christina and Lowell online one.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
All right, Christina, we're going to lull.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
What is I doing?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Hand signals and everything? I get it when he a
lot of action in the bed? Okay, go ahead, what
have you got? I?

Speaker 17 (16:22):
I guess I'm crazy because I change my sheet once
a week, including the usay cover. I take that off
and wash it once a week. And we're not We
don't eat in the bed, and the dog is not
allowed in the bed, do you no?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, Yeah, you don't strike me as a sweater.

Speaker 17 (16:42):
No, so I guess it's just your bed is where
you lay your head at night, so you just want
it to be clean. Oh maybe I'm crazy.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It takes a lot of time.

Speaker 17 (16:53):
Yeah, yes it is, but it's worth it.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You're starting to think it might not be once a
week at our house.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
You mean like once every two week.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Now I'm gonna start feeling guilty.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Well, the good thing about you is you have. How
many duvets do you have? You just switch them out.
You don't need to wait for one to be washed,
you know what I mean? I mean, how many debates
do you have?

Speaker 18 (17:12):
I have great betting. Just got back from my run.
I got ninety nine duvets and you got one.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
My name's Jiggy bc T. No one around here better
mess with me. If possibly around, don't make a sound
when you step to me, I'll put you under the ground.
I have great betting. Just got back from my run.

Speaker 18 (17:30):
I got ninety nine duvets and you got one one.
I got ninety nine duvets.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
You got one.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
I don't know why that exp you just swap it out.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Hey, guys, welcome back into the top five. Moments of
the week. It's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in
the morning, counting them down for you. Let's get right
into number two because we were just talking about how
often we change our sheets, and we got so many
calls and talk backs.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Let's hear from you guys.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
Oh wow, I feel like a hobo right now because
I sleep with two.

Speaker 14 (18:02):
Guts, and I sweat sometimes at night like most females,
and I wash my bedding once a month.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Oh my god, I feel like it's come back you AnyWho.

Speaker 14 (18:15):
I guess I'm gonna have to make more trips to
the laundromat.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
I feel you.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, you're supposed to.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
If you eat in the batter or have pets in
the batter, you're like an excessive sweater.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's like every three to four days you should be
washing your sheets.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I haven't heard the word hobo in a while, justin.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
If you like tuck sheets, how did you go months
without washing your sheets? They had to have been all
like warm and like just uncomfortable. When you wash sheets,
they're all fresh and crisp and clean and tight. The
tightness is there. I just don't get it. It's like
I don't know an old sock.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Well I don't like them tucked. Yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
So how do the bed?

Speaker 6 (18:55):
What's that? How do you make your bed? I don't
tuck the sheets in, sleep over the side? Yeah no, no, no,
I tucked the sheets in, but I don't tuck the over.
I don't lay under a tuck sheet.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Right, I don't either, do you?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Really?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
So you don't have a top sheet.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
I don't have a top sheet.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
You have a top sheet.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
At the hotel.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I ripped that off, so you have like so you
have a duvet over you and that's it?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (19:24):
Oh no, no, no, no, that creeps me out.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh then how you need to be washing your duvet like.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's your top sheet.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Every two weeks?

Speaker 8 (19:31):
Oh yeah, no, I am a top sheet girl.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You need to change that in your life, a top
sheet at least. I don't care how often you're washing out.
You need to talk.

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Your wife agrees with this. I could never marry no
top sheet guy. That would creep me out.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
And you don't attack me.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Sorry, So now I'm a hobo.

Speaker 14 (19:51):
I am a single male, and I.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Am like justin.

Speaker 15 (19:58):
Changing the sheets is my least.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Favorite activity, and so I don't change them regularly. However,
I supplement because I shower every single night before because
I'm a landscapers who were dirty.

Speaker 10 (20:13):
So I shower and I shower, so I think that
equals out.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Am I right?

Speaker 8 (20:19):
No, we talked about this Memorylesa. You had that story
a couple of weeks ago. That shame before bed means
nothing for cleanliness because of sweating and particles.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
No, you shed skin it night?

Speaker 8 (20:30):
You do?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You shed skin off your face at night?

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Oh my god, I hope he's not dating around all
over the bed.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
I mean when you when you're single, it's like, you know,
you by yourself, you sleep by yourself. I feel that,
I really do. I probably went months without changing my sheets.
I'm not proud of it.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Well, I think you were very fond of yourself and
your stench.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
I like the way I smell.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
It's a weird thing about people. People love the way
they smell.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
They do you know, right right?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I mean, we do some disgusting things when we're alone.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
And then I said, oh yeah, let's not take it there.
And then I started dating my wife and she was like,
you know, after a week or two, like, hey, are
you going to wash these sheets? That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Ah, she finally said something.

Speaker 15 (21:18):
Yeah, I read that we're supposed to be vacuuming our
mattresses weekly. In my life, I've never vacuumed a mattress.
How often are you guys vacuuming your mattresses?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Well, I have a mattress protector, like a pad, a pad,
me too.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, never vacuumed my mattress I have.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
I've put baking you know, pat soda, you know this
like on top, and then vacuum it off. Maybe like
I would say, once every like four or five months,
not often. A couple of times a year.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'm going to start doing that.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Vacuum the mattress or the mattress pad, yeah, because that's
all your skin shedding.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Are you washing the mattress pad though, too?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah? Wash that very occasionally.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
Yeah, I don't do that all the time, maybe like
once a month.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Okay, when I'm not calling you a liar, I swear
my house tours on your Instagram.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
My house wasn't dirty, house is never dirty. My house
has lived in And secondly, secondly, just because you don't
make your bed doesn't mean you have nasty sheets. I
don't might not make my bed at four in the morning,
like a psychopath who's I'm barely getting I have.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
To interject here. I make my bed every morning.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Well, you're better than me, but my sheets are clean
and I change them every couple of days.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I believe you.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, okay, don't you were taking me home that night? Yeah,
I could not get in the bed if it wasn't made.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
I make it, but I'll make it sometimes before bed.
I just don't make it at four in the morning.
I'm sorry, I'm not doing that. You don't make it
either in the morning.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, you don't make This is a fun.

Speaker 8 (22:56):
At my hygiene. Okay, I might have to make my bed,
but I'm cleaning.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Hie, get wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
My hi?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I love this time.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
So I feel crazy after hearing you guys talk about
this because we have three bedrooms in our house. One
bedroom nobody sleeps in at night, but our dogs do
go on that bed during the day when we're at work,
I change all bed sheets and comforters at least twice
a week, wash everything. Then our couch. I put blankets
on during the day when we're at work, and I

(23:34):
wash all those blankets at least four times a week.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
And I am diagnosed with th city.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
So yeah, there's that.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Sounds like a Stepford wife.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
It's a lot of washing. Yeah, it's a process to
change the sheets.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
She's even washing the bed that's not slept in.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Yeah, well I like clean. What do you want justin?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm one with you.

Speaker 13 (23:53):
I never use a top sheet. It just gets all
tangled up and wrapped around you. What's the point. I
have never used a top sheet. Just the comforter and
the fin sheet.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, that's so weird.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, I gotta have a top I try it out.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
I need that little protector between me and the duvet.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
So you sleep with a sheet and then.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
A thin cotton blanket and then the DOWVI that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Get hot.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I don't bring the blanket until the fall.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Well it's cot I don't know. Sometimes I'll just like
throw the duvet off and just have the blanket.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah. No, I I like my room cold to sleep
like especially I have central central, so I just crank
it during the summer and I'm actually cold sometimes that
night I need two sheets.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I remember when I had.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
I remember that too, God, Yeah, remember when you have
issues with the duvet too.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Don't stuck at all right, well, here we are the
number one moment of the week. It's producer Riley from
Billy and Lisa in the Morning, counting them down for you.
And I don't know if you heard about the party
bus that got stir rowed in Boston, but we actually
had the bride call in.

Speaker 19 (25:08):
Well, a bride and the groom had a pretty good
laugh about a minor wedding day mishappened Boston recently, and
of course it was all caught on camera. The newly
weds and their wedding party were riding a party bus
interception with the bus got stuck under a low overpass
on the city's store drive. The groovesman his expression, they're
set at all and that's so common in Boston. There's

(25:31):
actually a name for it. It's called getting store Road.
The couple says that the miner bumping the road is
a true sign they are meant to be together.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
And I can't wait for Star Growing season right.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
A couple more weeks.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
When I saw this story, I really liked their attitude.
Nobody freaked out, nobody got angry at the minibus driver.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Everybody's you know when it happens, it happened.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Sign okay, fine, line was.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
The driver and it wasn't their vehicle, it was in
the driver. They're not liable when it's the driver.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Where they were going Venezia, Oh I like yeah, right
on the water, Yeah, yeah, on the rid of.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
If anybody knows Stephen Vartenni I think Vartini Bartini. Yeah, yeah,
have him call us. We'd love to talk to him
about this.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, they were cool. Too many people freak out when
something happens on the wedding day. Oh my god, this
is horrible. It's only going to be something you laugh
about years later.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Well, I would only care if I was liable, but
if they have the higher driver, not my project.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
It's just typically they're the moving trucks and you're driving
a rented truck exactly, and you're liable.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
But in this when you have the driver from the company.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah you're good. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
I don't know where he's working right now, but well,
the signs are everywhere. Yeah, and without fail every year,
first week.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Of September at least ever, Yeah, end of August, first
week of September the moving trucks.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Now, do we think they need to remeasure? Like maybe
they're saying that it's like eight you know, eight feet
six inches, maybe it's eight three Like, is that the issue?
Does it happen so much?

Speaker 7 (27:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
I think it's got to be pretty accurate. It's it's
done by like inspectors.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yeah, it's just there's so many short bridges, so many
low ridges. What are they gonna do rebuild them all?

Speaker 8 (27:15):
That would take forever.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, and it's unlike most places in the country. Oh yeah,
well no, it's just lower than usual. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Don't they deflate the tires to get the truck out?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, it's one of the things. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah, there's a bridge right down the street here in
Maldon that trucks get caught in all the time too.
Twice I've left the radio station and drove by and
the truck was jammed underneath the bridge.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh that's where you get down and take a left
right street. Yeah okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
All the time.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
We have the bride on the phone. Her name is Vartny,
and she's calling in from water Town. Good morning, Vartny,
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
This is so funny.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
So we're talking about the story and you were listening,
and what do you know there?

Speaker 14 (27:55):
You are, Well, I actually happened. I wasn't listening. My
planner was less the name. Shout out to Taylor from Charlestown,
who also listens to your show and loves you. So
Taylor called me and she's like, you need to call them.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Immediately, Bartany, how dare you not be litening to this
morning show?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
How dare you?

Speaker 14 (28:13):
I grew up listening to it with my mom. So
this is this is incredible.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Well, first of all, congratulations to you and your husband.

Speaker 14 (28:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay, so walk us through it.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
You had just tied the knot and you were going
from the church to the party, the reception, so to speak.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
What happened?

Speaker 14 (28:36):
Yeah, so we got married at Saint James Armenian Church
in Watertown and we got on the party bus to
head to Vanezia where a reception was and the party,
I mean, we're having a good time in the back
of the party bus and Danton having a good time,
ready to continue the good time, and then there was

(29:02):
a glass over the top of the party bus. So
we kind of looked up and we're like, oh, we're
on sto drive like what like, this isn't this isn't good.
He should not have come this way. And my maid
of honor happened to be recording the video just because
she's like, what is everyone looking at? Because she's not

(29:22):
from the area, She's from California, so she's like, everyone's
kind of like bracing for impact, like what is going on?
And that's when we passed the chains that were hanging
down because there's like clearance sure warnings basically, and so
he passed that or he must have hit the chains.
I don't know. The music was blasting, and then he

(29:44):
inched closer, slowing down towards the bridge, where he did,
in fact scrape the top of the bus sure, And
that's when everyone's shocked. We're all looking around, like what
is going to happen right now? He stopped and then
and we all sat down because we're like, okay, what
if someone rear ends us right now? Like this could

(30:05):
turn into a very chaotic quation real quick. And he
was able to reverse off of Storrow onto the exit
ramp by some miracle. We were all safe, we didn't
need a police detail, and it all ended very happily.
But in the moment, I was extremely shocked and panicked,

(30:30):
And if you did watch the actual video recording, I
turned to my husband, and he's like pumping everyone up.
That's like his m O. He's like, nothing's going to
stop us. We're going to have an incredible time. This
is going to be the best night ever. And it
really was. And we got to our wedding a couple

(30:53):
of minutes late, and I mean, no one at our
wedding venue even knew that it happened, because we didn't
even talk about it. It was just like a funny
story on the party bus.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Well, you gotta love your husband though, he stepped in
and took charge.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Well, first of all, what's his name, Stephen Akean Steven,
Good job, buddy.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
So you must be sitting there saying, boy, I think
I got the right guy.

Speaker 14 (31:19):
Yeah, definitely, definitely. He's the he's the calm to my
to my crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Now, so everything you get to the reception, I'm sure
that was the buzz story for a while.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Right, Oh my god, we almost didn't make it. We
hit a bridge.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
We didn't even talk about it. Aly, like you were
so ready to party and have a good time. It
was just like one like glimpse of like the entire
day and we just danced the night away.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, good for you guys, because so many people would
let it ruin their day, you know, and you guys
just forged ahead and you had a great time.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Was there a honeymoon?

Speaker 14 (31:56):
We went to the Cape for a couple of days,
like true Bostonian. But we do have a trip that
we're working on planning right now in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Well great, well, you know what.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Congratulations, that's a great story, especially the way you all
handle it and give our love to your husband.

Speaker 14 (32:16):
Thank you. I know he wanted to be on that.
He's at work in a meeting, so well, there.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
He is on the job again.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Well that's going to do it for the top five
moments of the week. Again, it's producer Riley from Billy
and Lisa in the Morning. Thanks for hanging with me
and the tic attack is going to continue all next week,
So make sure to check out the pin post on
the Kiss Wantawait Instagram. It'll have all the details that
you need to enter and enjoy the cooler weekend.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Whether everyone have a good one.
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