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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the best a Billion Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, have you Saturday. Welcome into the top five
Moments of the week. I'm producer Riley from Billion Lisa
in the Morning and I'm going to be counting down
of the moments for you. Now that is officially summer.
I feel like people are going on cruises. Cruises have
been in the news a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Recently.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We asked people to leave us their craziest cruise stories
in POI did they not disappoint It's number five.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
So I went on a cruise in twenty twenty and
you had to be vaccinated. You had to test negative
to get on the ship. But three days in I
actually got COVID and they escorted me to the basement
of the ship to remain in the isolation cabin for
the remainder of the All all.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
That's todly ful going.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Now, did they serve you food or ending? How did
that work? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
So I had to get room service and at the
beginning when I got taken down, there was only about
ten people that had COVID, so room service was very prompt.
But by the end it was a third of the
ship and it was very difficult to get food, and
they were running out of everything, so it didn't matter
what I ordered. They brought me whatever they had.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
When you say they took you down below, like what
were the accommodations.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I mean it was still a bedroom with a bathroom,
but I went from having like a deck to just
a tiny little porthole window. And when we pulled up
to the different docks, my friends were still able to
get off and they would come and wave to me
in the window.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
Oh my god, being in quarantine.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know, La, we're going a little like a cooking
class or something.
Speaker 9 (01:38):
And I'd like Billy's little cousin growing up, he had
polio and he would be stuck in the house and
Billy would go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
By and wave in the window again.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah wow, well screaming get me out of here. This
is I mean, you couldn't leave you. You were locked
into your room and they were checking on you every day.
There were security guards in the hallway making sure that
you weren't leaving their people.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Get me out of here.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
You were underguard. That was you were basically taken into custody.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did you get money back?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, the entire thing was free. And then any changes
to my flights home, and they did put me up
in a hotel for another couple of days before I
could fly home because at that point it was the
ten day COVID So that's but that's.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Interesting that they wouldn't let you off the ship if
you just wanted to like leave and then get home
on your own.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Because we were in different countries.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Yeah, it's their responsibility and you're in a different country.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I hadn't forbid. Yeah, it's remember how crazy all the
early COVID days.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yeah, what were your symptoms like, by the way, probably
like a bad cold or something.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Right, it was a bad cold. Honestly, I've had worse
cold than that.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Of course.
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah, yep, COD nineteen, the early days, it was such crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Like Conild cruise night one, a woman and her boyfriend
just gotten in argument. She decided to jump off the
top deck. We had to stop the cruise for around
forty eight hours, I think, to look for her. Around
the forty hour mark, a barge called and found her
asleep on the bed of seaweed, completely climb. Needed to say,
(03:20):
I will never go on the cruise again, but it
has made for a good too.
Speaker 11 (03:23):
Truth in a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Boy, this is a hearty gal.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
So she managed to find a bed of seaweed and
justlide on it.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And wow, that's that's that's a miracle. That's a book.
She should write a book.
Speaker 12 (03:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
See.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
But some of these things, like on cruise, any vacation
can go bad, you know what I mean, Like theyeah happen.
You can't control that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, you could be taken. You can be putting the
hole down below deck, cutting the hall.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, literally, good morning.
Speaker 13 (03:52):
I went on a cruise about ten years ago for
work and we had a great time, went to five
or six islands and the Caribbean is so so great.
And the final night we were there, we were coming
back from being out. It was about two am and
there were people and has met suits sprang down the halls.
(04:13):
So that was fun.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wow was it COVID what happened there? Or someone died
maybe or somebody let loose? Oh boy, could be Yeah,
crazy things happen on the cruise.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I can't wait to go in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Well, if you think about it, there's like four thousand
people on us contained something's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
My kid is in the background. Watching me paw patrol. Anyways,
all of this.
Speaker 14 (04:41):
Cruise stuff is just like further like validating my irrational
fear of cruises, and like weird contagions, and like I
don't understand like the allure of a floating resort in
the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
It just doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
It's just I have to say as a person. My
uncle loves them, and I always ask him this question,
why do you love me? He's like, because you can
see so many different cities and you don't have to
worry about air travel. It's just a really easy way
to see a lot all at once.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm gonna tell you, I've been on several cruises. It's
always nice. It's cool, and you're right, you do see
a lot of different ports of call.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
And plus there's something for everyone. So if you have
little kids, yeah, they've got fun games, and then there's
stuff for the adults.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'm going. I'm going because you know, if anything does
happen to make.
Speaker 15 (05:28):
For their for a good topic on the show, Oh God,
like that nightmare.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Yeah, like, yeah, no, you got to go. Your kids
are the perfect age to go on one of those cruises. Now,
family cruise. I'm telling you, they will take the kids
all day.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, what about a news nude cruise?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Good morning, morning crew, a nude cruise.
Speaker 16 (05:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I have been on a lot of cruises, and trust.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Me, you do not want to see those people naked. Okay, anyway,
that's just.
Speaker 15 (05:55):
My Okay, she's kind of generalizing cruise people. Well, the
new cruise is kicking off in February. It's gonna be
leaving out of Miami. So if you're into that being nude,
you can eleven days.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
By the way, Yeah, if you're a nudist.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And they have all the activities I.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Mean, I again, is there a call for this?
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Oh, you'd be surprised. Yeah, there are nudist colonies everywhere.
There are people who love being naked.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
The bowling nude thing is a little a little weird
to me, a little weird body movements to do while
you're naked.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Well, I don't want to sit across from somebody naked
in asauna.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
No.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Yeah, you know, they make it look really nice on
the website though, it's like, you know, all these beautiful women.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They don't look your stock photos like those. Okay, they
don't eat.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
First of all, they're eating twenty four hours a day
on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh, you get to non stop buffets, like you have
to imagine.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
They have an all you can eat buffet after dinner,
and then there's another one after the all you can
eat buffet that follows dinner. There's a midnight all you
can do buffet. All you do is gorge. That's like
Billy's worst nightmare.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
You couldn't pay me to go on a cruise. I
hate people. I don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Gorging myself with a buffet is not my idea of
a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You guys know how much we love to have comedians on. Hey,
it's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in the Morning,
counting down the top five moments of the week with you.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
And let's get into number four.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Will Noonan is actually a local guy, and he came
into the studio.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Now you're from Milton, I am okay.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
And you walked in earlier this morning and we got
to talking off the air and meet you. Lisa Winnie,
and you said you actually did comedy at a family
event for the Oky family.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I did a lot a long time ago.
Speaker 17 (07:47):
I guess you could say, and it feels like it
was at the beginning of all this. It was just
it was just I do a lot of fundraisers for,
you know, tragic things. Surely this was one of those things.
My dad was a Boston policeman. Will always do anything
for the Boston Police if they asked me to. I
think they're all heroes. You know, one who where's a
badge is a hero to me. So I know there's
they're not all perfect guys, but I'll do anything when
(08:10):
they call.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Right, So I get a call from uh fit Sie
and Jerry Thornton. They're like, hey, we got this call.
It's this very sad story. Is poor guy is Yeah, he.
Speaker 17 (08:18):
Was tragically killed and his uh you know, he had
adopted these two kids and they lost their parents. I
was like, I'm there, you know, and we had this
great night and and uh.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
And this was early on.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
This was very early on. I never heard the name
Karen Reid.
Speaker 17 (08:32):
It was just I met this time at his family.
I met all these people and it was just this
very sad story and we had a great night.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
We raised a lot of money.
Speaker 17 (08:38):
Sure, and then you know, in the following weeks or months,
I'm seeing this story on TV and I'm hearing it.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
That's the family, you know.
Speaker 17 (08:46):
So I've always kind of had that connection to them
from the beginning where they're just super good people and
no one there was.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
You know, they did ask me to join a giant
criminal conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But I said, now, I'm okay, just here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Wait a minute, now, you just open the door. Okay,
well you open the door.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
So so okay, when you take the stage, like even tonight,
will you have.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It wouldn't be the place you have in the past, right.
Speaker 17 (09:14):
Yeah, I do, because you know, I'm like, I'm I'm
out there. I'm in the I literally, you know. And
one of those people who drank at the bar, she
drank it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
I went to the waterfall, I went to the hillside.
Loved the hillside. By the way, shut out, give me
a blt for Freeenicks.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Did she have her own chair?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yeah? Yeah, it's covered in glass. Now a lot of
people bump into it.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
I don't know what's going on anyway, it's.
Speaker 17 (09:37):
Uh, I see uh, I see a lot of I've actually.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Met Taurus there from like the north, Oh, they West
and stuff. They're like everyone on the Karen Reid tore I'm.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Like, oh my god, so uh yeah, but I do.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
I watched the trial. Everyone wants to talk about it
as a comedian. People ask me all the time, they're like,
what do you think? Do you think she's guilty? You
think she's innocent? And I go, well, you know, that's
kind of my favorite thing about it, because she doesn't
know she's right. She drank so much fun.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
We've all been there, We've all, you know, had a
few too many indoors.
Speaker 17 (10:06):
You try and kind of pretend the next day you
didn't and you're like, oh, man, remember we went home
right after the bar and everyone's like, we.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Didn't go on we went back to your house. He
showed us video or you on vacation hour, and you're.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
Kind of like, oh yeah, yah, yea, yeah, yeah, I
totally remember.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That, right, Okay.
Speaker 17 (10:23):
She's the same way. She's like you can tell when
they're given evidence. Sometimes she's like, wow, wow, I'm sorry
to think I did it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm sorry to believe it. Watch her face.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Had that much vodka and remembers any he had the dog.
Speaker 18 (10:43):
She didn't admit that she had like seven vodkas in
like three hours and you know.
Speaker 17 (10:46):
Now they're showing her like on ID, like they're showing
the videos of her like talking to just the camera
cou She's like, honestly.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't row.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Did I go through the light that I It's like
you're having too much fun.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I think we're just gonna move on to another at
this point, especially since you've got the event tonight's.
Speaker 17 (11:03):
Gonnay, I'm gonna have ladies and pink T shirts in
the parking lot like waiting.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
For me now, Like, oh my god, it's Maura. Heally
is behind all of this.
Speaker 17 (11:18):
I'm living in Turtle Boys and they making sure his
cop in monoxide.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Detectives don't work. Okay, you're not paying attention. If you're
not listening, you're not being attention.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So he let him go. He's on cooking right now,
live on stage, hold on.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
And they're all in my comments on Instagram every day.
You're afraid of that?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
True, you're afraid of the truth.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Well no, so no, I wish we could know to
break right.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
We can't.
Speaker 17 (11:56):
Be back, you know, yeah, sure do you live in
Milton's No, we're out in the pole and that thing.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, she wouldn't be able to get.
Speaker 17 (12:03):
Home Now I'm even closer though, to like the Karen
Ree like, you know, epicenter of like Medfield and stuff
like that. They got all fans of there's billboards. Do
you ever see the people who stand on the overpast?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (12:15):
Yeah, it's a good way to spend a day.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
It's well noon and everybody appearing alive tonight at last
Boston uh sharing his thoughts.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Wow, did you support me and my beliefs?
Speaker 17 (12:30):
Follow me on Instagram and you can fight the good
fight together in the Communian Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm gonna save you here. Okay, you just had a baby.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Oh, yes, a beautiful little baby.
Speaker 12 (12:41):
Her name is Laurali.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Congratulations.
Speaker 17 (12:45):
Yeah, and she's awesome. Your wife, she's doing awesome. I
love my wife very much, and she's just doing an
amazing job at being a mother.
Speaker 12 (12:53):
And it's really cool to see that.
Speaker 17 (12:54):
And and I feel like this is why I'm doing
I'm having a more awake today because I'm used to
being up at seven in the morning.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Now, used to kind of like come in here.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Yeah, man, I'm a comedian.
Speaker 12 (13:04):
I'm up all night. Now I'm just like, who's what
is sleep? What is it?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
I don't remember so well.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I want to ask you something does does your wife
still find you funny?
Speaker 17 (13:14):
Oh my god, I thought that was gonna end with
attractive And the answer was no.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
The question is did she ever.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Because my wife, I think Michelle used to find me funny,
but now I just get the.
Speaker 17 (13:31):
Eye rolls would probably have a lot to talk about
and their billies. They would say, I feel like women
who are married to guys like us, they they they
do a job that not a lot of other women
know about.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
You know, they suffer through our jokes in our life.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Didn't you just say that? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (13:50):
And I'm like always like, oh man, you know, like
all the other comedians are better or doing better. Oh
my god, Like I'm never gonna be on kill Tony
And she's like, oh, you're great, and it's it's it's
good that you're doing, you know, like New Hampshire Lottery acts.
That's what Shane Gillis wishes.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He just think about.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
You don't want to be on SNL anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, they say it's so hard. Yeah yeah, no, screw that.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Oh my god, I'm so glad.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I asked, so you get the eye roll man?
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, sure, well okay.
Speaker 17 (14:29):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes I'll run a joke by her, and
just if I get like if she blinks or clears
her throat, I'm like, that's a good one. She's awesome
though she works very hard. She works at Brigham oh
Women's Hospital, and she's like a healthcare hero. She's out
there all day.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Like just so that's the funny thing.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So she definitely doesn't find you fun.
Speaker 17 (14:47):
Oh my god, and especially like if I'm like, oh man,
tough gig last night, She's like, oh, yeah, I did
a person poop on you.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
But that's what.
Speaker 17 (14:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
We love learning things about our listeners, but this one
might have just been a little too TMI. I. Hey,
it's producer Riley from Billy and Lee's in the Morning
cutting down the top five moments of the week with you.
This is number three. We were talking about weird food combinations.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Karen, what have we got for us?
Speaker 19 (15:09):
Hi?
Speaker 20 (15:09):
Everyone, I have something that I've had since nineteen seventies.
My mom used to send me to school and I'll
still have it. You need to have a really soft
piece of white bread. Back in the day it was
wonderbread right now, but slater some peanut butter on it,
and then you top it with spaghettios.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, oh boy, I thought you were. I think we
have the winner. I've got the weirdest some combinations.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
No, you have to try it.
Speaker 20 (15:40):
I had my whole gymnastics teen try it back in
the eighties.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I fifties.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Did they come in last place that year?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Loved it with the stomach ache? Oh god, spaghettio that's
weird on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Whitebread with what were peanut butter butter?
Speaker 18 (15:55):
That's what throws me off. I mean like the spaghettios
and the bright bread.
Speaker 11 (15:59):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, I might puke in my mouth.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
It doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But anyway, thank you for your tip. I'm sure someone
listening right now will give it a shot.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah, the spakhinios is I don't know any adults that
still eat spaghetti.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
No, yeah, that's kind of a it's whatever you know
world for that.
Speaker 18 (16:18):
No, no, no, listen, we get real spaghetti in my household.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Okay, my mom.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Could do that much.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Going back to Curtis, I'm on his Instagram. Yeah, he
makes some pretty good food. I must say.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh really, I had the call that we just had
Curtis Blumberg Bloomberg Blumberg. Yeah, pretty good, good job, Curtis
I'm hungry just looking at it. All Right, curtis going
to be a regular.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Now, let's get I don't know this is going to
be really weird. I'm looking at my board here at
some of these combinations.
Speaker 21 (16:43):
I want to know if anyone else makes chocolate mayonnaise cake.
I don't think it's that weird, but everyone always freaks
out when I tell him there's mayonnaise in the cake.
But it makes it super moist, delicious cake.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I can believe that that doesn't gross me out because
you're breaking it in.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, that's an example of someone who's coming to the
house for the holiday, thinking everybody wants the mayonnaise cake.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
When in fact, everybody is throwing it away. It's the
only dish left. I am too.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
It's in the batter.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
It's making it creamier, so you don't even know that
you're eating mannaise and.
Speaker 18 (17:21):
Maynis are made of eggs, and so it makes sense.
It does make sense moistcake. Just don't tell anyone.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Also, I will say, my sister, God rest her soul,
she was a saint. UH made a family tradition tomato
soup cake, and I know you're going to think what
it was delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It almost tasted like a spice cake.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Okay, So yeah, so you don't like who is he.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
The the mayonnaise, Well, I gotta say Cedar, Cedars Hummus.
Cedars Hummus makes great hummers. Yeah, they make a chocolate
hummus and they sent me some and I was hesitant.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It is so good. Well that's a very good company Cedars. Yeah,
chocolate hummus really good. Check it out.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (18:03):
It's Nicole from London, Dry, New Hampshire. A weird food
combo some people think. Is weird that I eat is
Kraft macaroni and cheese mixed with tuna fish. Oh so good,
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
That's kind of similar to what I eat.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Well, that's like a tuna melt, right, that's something else
that should never exist.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Yeah, cheese on tuna has never been my thing.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I never cheese on fish, never of any kind ever.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Never.
Speaker 14 (18:35):
Okay, either, I can comfort Winnie's meal when Justin just
named off.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
That diabolical jail meal that's so disgusting. Yeah, and I'm
never vent to jail.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
But you still would never catch me eating that.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I will take nuggets in a frosty over that any day.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Don't knock it till you try it. Don't knock it
till you're in the can. Yeah, and then that's all
you have to eat and you end up liking it.
Speaker 19 (18:59):
I just want to back up, justin. My my husband
did four years a long time ago, and he still
occasionally makes that jailhouse ramen that you were talking about,
and it is very good. We don't do the tuna
and pickles though, because I don't like those, so he
leaves that out for me, but the cheese and everything,
and it.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Is very good.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, justin walk us through it again. In the jail meal,
it's ramen.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
So ramen soup noodles, Yeah, ramen noodles with tuna, fish squeeze, cheese,
summer sausage, pickle. Well, and you mix it all tuna,
You mix it all together in a in the trash bag.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
When you think of it, all the necessary food groups
pretty much. Yeah, you mix it all together.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
You put some you know, some hot water on there
so it binds together and then you and then you
eat it.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You can eat it in a.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Bowl or you know, a big you know portion of it,
or you can like you know, pack it into little bites.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You know, kind of like, you know, sandwich like appetizers.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Jimmy's. That's some ideas, Tim,
What have you got for us?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Well?
Speaker 22 (20:03):
I don't know how weird this was, but when I
was a kid, I used to make peanut butter and
ranch dressed and sandwiches. I don't know why, head like combination. Yeah,
it tasted good to me. I mean it's kind of weird,
but I kind of like it.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Yeah, well, thank you, Tim. There's a good one. Little weird,
like we said, but a good one. And uh, you know,
they got me thinking when they mentioned the wonder white bread.
As a kid, what was better than a baloneyan cheese?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I wonder white bread?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Right?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Oh god, I will kill for one right now. Oh yeah,
let's go to George. George, what have you got?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (20:45):
How are you? It's actually York? How are you doing it?
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
York?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Are you from Norway or something?
Speaker 11 (20:51):
No, I'm from Switzerland. This is York from surely York's
past for Billy, so so we this is actually about
my brother, not me. So when I was a child
and I grew up in Switzerland. When I was a child,
my dad traveled a lot for work, and he would
always make an effort to bring some food items homes
that we didn't have in Switzerland. And he would travel
(21:12):
to Holland and he would bring back what's called hackle
schlock And what that basically is is chocolate chimneys. It's
those little chocolate worms that you put on, you know,
ice cream and around cakes and stuff. And so what
you do or what they did in my mom did
you put it on a plate and you spread out
so it's nice and flat, and you take a nice
piece of bread, you put some good butter on it,
(21:33):
and you did put upside down into this and basically
you have a piece of bread with butter and some
nice chocolate on it. But my brother what he would do,
he would just take a big glob of mayonnaise, put
that on the bread and then dip it in that
hoggle schlock and like a sandwich, a mayonnaise and chocolate.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
You know, your is an accomplished chef. I'm very impressed
that you're listening.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Hey, listen every morning, Billy Man, give a shout out again,
what's your place?
Speaker 11 (22:07):
It's truly your expectisseery.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I sold my business.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
I travel all over the world and teach like air
bushing and schoold thing at chocolate ar I'm actually a
chocolate master from Switzerland.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh wow, you got to come on the show someday, York.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
If you have any questions about chocolate. I'm your man,
all right, I.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Watch a question.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Wow Yeah, send us a DM letters so we can
get in touch with you.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Chocolate master.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Thank you, thanks, He's a master. He's a chocolate master.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Hey, guys, welcome back to the top five moments of
the week. It's pretty ser Riley from Billy and Lisa
in the morning, and I'm going to be counting them
down for you. One thing that we love to do
is have people who have previously worked here come back
on the show.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
That way we can bill some tea. And that's why
we have Patrick Kines on. It's number two.
Speaker 23 (22:56):
I heard on the after show that Patrick Hines will
be in studio on side and I cannot wait to
listen to his segment. I started listening to his True
Crame Obsessed podcast the last time he was on your show,
and if you haven't listened to it yet, you have
to get on that.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
A big fan of Patrick, you were at his book
and I'm excited for Frider's show.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Wow, Patrick, your mouth was wide open for that whole talkback.
So you love this, Oh.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
My god, I do.
Speaker 24 (23:22):
It is such an honor and a thrill to be here.
May I tell you, I, as you know, I interned
you for you for a year in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I remember it like.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Everyone was like, they don't remember you. I was like,
I know, I know.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
I was not a.
Speaker 24 (23:35):
Memorable figure in nineteen ninety eight, but I remember you guys,
and it was so life changing.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
And I remember every day being.
Speaker 24 (23:42):
Like, maybe today's day they're going to happen to be
on the air. Maybe today is today, They're going to
happen to be on the air.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
And it never happened. But here I am. I can't
I can't believe it.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
So we wouldn't even let you in this room barely
now you're at the Big Well.
Speaker 24 (23:54):
I'm so old and I'm from so long ago that
we were actually across the street at the other at
the other building.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
But you all did let me in the room.
Speaker 24 (24:02):
I remember this was back when the ads I think
were on like plastic tapes or something. Oh the cards, Yes,
the carts, and so I would come in in between
like ad breaks and stack them up for you or
for Karen or whoever it was. I was putting them
in the in the mid That was the only time
I got to be in the room where it happened.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
But every time I would look around and be like,
oh my god, it's happening.
Speaker 24 (24:23):
Maddie in the morning show and Billy and I was
saying before we started, you all were so famous to me, like,
so so so famous I was.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
I couldn't believe I was there.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Well, it was a great time, and we were talking
off air.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
The grouping of intern we had at that time was
amazing because Jody Charles kind of ran the board.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
She was the executive producer.
Speaker 24 (24:44):
She was I think Krinn was right and that Jody
was my boss looking exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yeah, yeah, do you know that Jody Charles went on
to become the press.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Secretary for Mitt Romney when he was governor.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
No, from this show to press secretary for the governor.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Oh that's Jody was so smart.
Speaker 24 (25:03):
She was very work driven, very focused, and that does
not surprise me at all.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
I mean, you didn't like her at the time, but
didn't like her, but the one in the grouping of interurans.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Now I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Her name was Jordana, Yes, and didn't she do something
weird in New York City where she lied naked in
a glass box.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Today, look, I this vaguely rings the bell.
Speaker 24 (25:28):
I see it in talk about when when the people
were like, he doesn't remember you, I'm like, of course
he doesn't remember me, but he'll remember Jordana.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
And I've got to meet you in the hallway and.
Speaker 24 (25:35):
You were like, I'm like, I know you don't remember me,
but I was here with Jordana, and you're like Jordan
of course. She was just like young, very smart, beautiful
young woman, and she she would always do crazy things
like that. She was always like auditioning for like v
H one, DJ DJ for a Day or whatever.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
She was the original reality star Reality shows kicked.
Speaker 24 (25:55):
Yes, and she was like obsessed with John Stamos. I
remember that was like her business. Who isn't currently who
still isn't obsessed with John Stamos?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
You know I was also here, remember Randy. Randy was
like the.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Okay, Randy was my intern, yes, and he became our
stunt guy.
Speaker 24 (26:11):
Yeah, Well I was here the day that he broke
onto the film set and shoved his cell phone into
George Clooney's hands.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
George Clooney, that's a legendary stor.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
I was in the studio that day.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
George Clooney was shooting the Batman movie in Gloucester, Massachusetts,
and we sent Randy in a Robin suit, yes as
Batman's Robin, and some I said, just keep getting past
the gate, just just said you know where you did it.
Speaker 24 (26:36):
What you told him to do was that the mayor
was on the phone for George. They walked him to
George and you hear him on the tape go, I'm sorry,
it's the mayor, and then it's.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Matt Siegel the phone.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Randy was in the dressing room with George Clooney Batman.
I'm Robin, I've arrived, and I'm like, this really isn't happening.
Speaker 24 (26:57):
And well, I remember in the studio there was like
some police siren that started going off, like it was
like the hotline. Oh yeah, it was a wild time.
It was incredible to me.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
So, what if anything from your experience here on this
show led you to be able to do something that
gets two hundred and fifty million views.
Speaker 24 (27:17):
Well that's an old number. We're over four hundred million time. No,
that's not you, that's I look with, that's our team.
That's our team who sent that to you. I I
was like, I was thinking about this last night.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I actually got emotional in my hotel room.
Speaker 24 (27:30):
I was like, it was a working for you all
was like a life changer because I was just like
poor kid from Cape cod who got a scholarship to
go to Emerson and and I wanted to be an actor,
and I quickly learned I was no good at that.
I was just a little gay boy with this like
high pitched voice and didn't know what I was going
to do.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
In the world.
Speaker 24 (27:47):
And I came and worked for you guys, and I
my eyes were open to like fabulousness and famous people
and like and and working among that was like possible
for me.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Well, it's funny because off the air you mentioned that
you were from Yarmouth, Yes, down in the Cape, and
I said, oh, a couple of weeks ago, I shot
the TV show in South Yarmouth, that Red.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Jacket, and you worked there.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
I worked at the Red Jacket for like six years.
Speaker 24 (28:11):
That was another the two most the most formidable things
in my work life were the Red Jacket and working
for you guys.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Atleast say we were at least ahead of the rest
of the Red Jacket for sure, for sure.
Speaker 24 (28:22):
But you know you all took me seriously and you
gave me an opportunity. I'm a very hard worker, and
you gave me the opportunity to do that. And so
you know, I when I moved to New York and
I found my way to podcasting, I was saying to you, like,
this was my only experience working in audio was working
with you guys. And I remember when I was working
in bookings for you guys, we used to send at Christmas,
(28:43):
we would send like little gifts to like the big agencies.
I remember we would send them to Avenue of the
America and that sounded so fabulous to me.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
And now I live in New York, I'm like, oh,
it's just sixth Avenue, like you.
Speaker 24 (28:53):
Know, and I see it all the time and I'm like, oh,
my god, I did it. But you know, working for
you guys is in my book book that I that
I wrote, and it's in.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
My show on I'm in your book you are wow.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
So my book is called a failure is not not
an option.
Speaker 24 (29:08):
It's the twelve silly stories of like my biggest, most
embarrassing failures in my life. And one of them is
about a weekend, or really just a night that I
spent with the actress b Arthur from The Golden Girls.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Of course you did, yes, I was. I was asked
to be her host.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Wait a minute, you slept with me.
Speaker 24 (29:24):
I had sex with the Arthur, the only woman I've
ever been with and weirdly the most masculine sexual experience
of my life. But it was amazing for both of us.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
It was like to remember that show biz and by
the way, you are a best seller.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yes, yes, the book was a best seller.
Speaker 24 (29:44):
And but I got that gig being her host and
guide for the weekend because I had lied to my
friends at school who had invited her to come receive
an award talking about all of the celebrities that I
worked with on the Maddie in the Morning show, which
you all probably smartly kept me a from all the subblies.
I never worked at any of.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
The celebrities, but I well, you have a very high
pitch for I know, I'm very loud.
Speaker 24 (30:06):
I'm very loud, but I I so anyway, there's a
whole chapter in my book about like when I when
I gave up the idea of being an actor, I
got an internship working for you guys, and what it
was like to like work on the matting of the
morning show.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
It was just like wild and wonderful and so great.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
So what makes your podcast so damn popular?
Speaker 17 (30:24):
Well?
Speaker 24 (30:24):
So true True Crime Obsessed is my original podcast. We've
been at it for nine years, and I think that
the fact that it's a true crime podcast by itself
automatically puts it in a a in a in a
genre that people just really love and respond to.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Ours is really different from others.
Speaker 24 (30:39):
We recap true crime documentaries and we started doing that
before the documentary Craze. You know, it's me and my
co host, Jillian Pennsylvali. So it's like a loud gay
guy and this like super opinionated sassy girl and we
sort of just like no holds bard. We say everything
we think. We sort of just like leave it all
on the floor. It's very high energy, it's very fast paced,
(30:59):
and it's and it's funny. You know, it's fun and endearing.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You got a talkback Jessa, you guys.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
I'm so excited Patrick Hines is coming on.
Speaker 19 (31:08):
My worlds are colliding Jillian and Patrick to come Obsessed.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
One of my very favorite podcasts.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
So great to listen.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Okay, these talkbacks are incredible. What a creation. We didn't
have this when you were here in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
This is why no, we nor only have electricity.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
And Justin is the godfather of the talkback mafia. Justin,
I love you, Oh thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
I maybe we'll have a b Arthurrough MoMA.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I don't know who knows.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
The day is young, the day is young.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I am married, but thank you the same.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I mean, you know, I think this might go down
as the most iconic moment ever on the Billy and
Lisa Show. It's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in
the Morning counting down the top five moments of the
week with you. Let's get right into number one. I
really don't think this man needs an introduction. Come on,
it's Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Go.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Allow me to reinduce myself. Money.
Speaker 16 (32:01):
It stood up out me.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
I used to hold snowflakes.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I am I can't even back. Well, Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Brady, Good morning I love that song. It gets you
hired up.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Well, that was a special moment when you were honored
out at Jollette Stadium. You came out onto the field
and that song played, people went nuts.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, that was such a special day for my family
and just to I think the culmination of a lot
of great years, so many fun times, and so many
great people that have been a part of my life.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
So that was that.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
One won't ever be recreated. RKK went over the top one,
that one that was a really special night.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
So is that always going to be a walk in song?
Like You're on Fallin next week? That's going to be
the song.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
That's a pretty you know, it's been a lot of
years going out to it, so it just gets me
in the frame of mind. We're all trying to get
that into that mode and get our game face on,
and that song did it for me for a long time.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Now, the phrase let's go Did you ever try to
nail that down and make it your own legally?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I know, you know, I think about it and then
I hear it all the time. And the best part
about that it can mean so many different things depending
on the tone and how you say it. And there
was a lot of those where I looked at jewel
ass like let's go, and you could use it about
I don't know, five seven different ways. And it's a
(33:26):
very versatile combination of words. So I use it a
lot of times to get fired up, and that fired
a lot of other people up. But I see a
lot of people use it now, so.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Well, that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
It's so cool, and it must feel so good for you, Tom,
because you see videos of high school and middle school
football teams and even young kids in high school and
college doing the Let's go thing that you created.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah, a lot of years of it, and it's just
a yeah, man. There's a lot of things that I
looked up to and a lot of people I looked
up to in my career. So I don't know, it's
always we'll give a little bit back. Hopefully a lot
of the young kids could drop the middle word in
that little series.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Yeah, we can suggest it. So I got to set
the scene. Okay, Tom, I've got my son Chrisy your
partner with Cord Vault by Tom Brady. I'm here, Billy,
I've got Lisa here. Justin is here a win He's here,
producer Riley is here, and if you don't mind, Tom,
we have a fat head of you sitting in the
main chair so that we can actually see you while
(34:29):
we're talking to you.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Oh that makes me feel better. Well, And I'm kind
of in there, not even virtually. I'm actually a standy
is standing in for me.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I gotta tell you, Tom, not your best picture. No,
you have pink eye in the picture.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Chris, get on it, Tom.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'm on it, Tom.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
I got to say something, proud dad to proud dad,
I need to thank you so much for believing in
my son Chris in card Fault.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, I can't. You know, there's I think for me
to be involved with him and the whole crew at
card Vault, we just it's always about the right teammates
and it's about everybody playing their job. And I think
when you're involved with the right people and the right
teammates and people have humility and a work ethic, you know,
(35:27):
there's there's no limit to what can be accomplished. And
you know, we're doing this with a great collectible business,
and it's a great hobby. And I've been a collector
for a long time. But it's really about how do
we take our collective expertise and share it with the
masses to create a new generation of collectors like we
(35:50):
were when and like I was when I was a kid.
So I love partnering with your son. He's a wonderful man.
You've done a great job. And there's nothing like being
a dad to seeing your kids grow up and being
happy and fulfilled. And that's a great journey for all
of us as parents.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Tom.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
I remember when I was a kid, we collected baseball cards.
We kept them in shoe boxes, and we played a
game on people's stoops. I think it was called Leaners
or something. Well, you would line the cards up against
the wall and throw other cards and knock as many
down as you could. I'm guessing you never played that
game home.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
So you guys didn't realize that if you damaged the
corner of the cards, the grading service was going to
deduct you a card. You're going to be word. But see,
by the time I was collecting, everything went in a
plastic sleeve. Ye, not quite graded like it is now,
but there's it turned into it to a great hobby
that I think speaks to you know what a lot
(36:46):
of people are trying to do in their life and
creating these nostalgic memories through collecting and learning about people's biographies.
And I wrote about it this last week. So many
of the benefits of collecting, you know, shot through and
what we're doing these days.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, I read it.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
I read your blog and you said I learned about
fractions and percentages and averages and probabilities through trading cards.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I was not. I don't tell my kids this. I
was not much of a great student. I told this
to my son this last weekend. We actually went to
Coachella for I happened to be out there in Palm
Springs and we had a great time. And we were
driving back and I said, listen, like, your dad wasn't
the best student in the world. As my daughter just
walks in. I I have my precious little girl that
(37:35):
just walked in. She's home from school, not feeling great. Oh,
you gets to hang with her dad today.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Tom.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Did you think for a second that we did not
know you were at Coachella with your son, Jack.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I think the world knows you were at Coachella.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I know we went there. We were with my parents
for Easter and it happened to be Coachella and we
were across the street and Travis Scott was there, and
dad's a dad to go to this, and I said,
I said, Jack, he comes on at eleven forty five.
You know that's two forty five East Coast time. I'm
normally waking up it for you, I'm to start my day.
How am I going to stay awake? And it didn't
(38:13):
take much, A little two hour nap before the show
in a warm shower, and then we were good to go.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
Well, you boy, Jack might be a big fan, but
we saw you dancing around to Travis Scott.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I know I had a great I'm a huge fan
of his and he's just he's a very humble guy
and he's worked extremely hard. I think he's a very
hard working guy, very creative, and you know, I love
people that always start trying to do things differently. And
he's he's certainly created his own brand and music, but
also in merchandising. You know, I look at what he's
(38:45):
done with his shoe collection. Man, he's he's a very
impressive guy at such a young age.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I think Justin's wearing the shoes right now in his
studio so he's holding him up in the air.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
So how about your playlist? Like, what do you drive
around listening to during the course of the day.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
You know what, I'm pretty diversified in my music choice.
It's all depends on the mood I'm in. If I'm
working out, it's one thing. It's if I'm if I'm
hanging out in the backyard, it's another. But right now,
i'd see if you saw my playlist, it'd be between
Morgan walland Post Malone, Travis Scott jay Z. Yeah probably
(39:28):
you two still uh that those are probably my five
top ones.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Diversification school, A lot of diversification there.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, I know, I love it. And when we open
our car Vault by Tom Brady down here in Miami,
you better come down to that opening.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Con right, Do I get on the boat?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Absolutely, We'll have a little boat. We love a little boat,
tost It's a little sunset boat, tost.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Oh, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
We don't have to throw a trophy out into the
water or something stupid. Right that those days are gone. Uh, Tom,
I can't thank you enough. I hope your daughter feels better,
But again, thank you so much for taking care of
my son and keeping an eye on him and partnering
with him.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And you're a good guy. Tom.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
I appreciate you, guys. Good luck, and I hope everything
is great in Boss. I know the marathon was yesterday.
My boy Teddy Bruski had a team running for stroke awareness.
I always pay attention to that and all the runners,
And that's such a special day in our city. And
I used to live there on Beacon Street, and that
day signified a lot of things, and it signified that
we were getting closer to football season, which is kind
(40:29):
of the start of the off season in the springtime
and spring workout, so it's a good time of year
up there in the Northeast.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
See Tom, that's why you're so special. You remember things
you remember. Oh God, we love you, Tom Brady, Thanks.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
Brother, Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Great to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Kara.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
All right, Well that's going to do it for the
top five moments of the week. Thanks for having with
me again. It's producer Riley for Billy and Lisa in
the morning. And you know it's summer break. Are you
planning a vacation? Do you need a little extra cash?
Maybe US thousand dollars? Well, don't worry, we got the
summer Vaca pay day continuing on Monday. Your next chance
will be at nine ten with Billy and Lisa. Have
a good weekend everyone,
It's the best a Billion Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, have you Saturday. Welcome into the top five
Moments of the week. I'm producer Riley from Billion Lisa
in the Morning and I'm going to be counting down
of the moments for you. Now that is officially summer.
I feel like people are going on cruises. Cruises have
been in the news a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Recently.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We asked people to leave us their craziest cruise stories
in POI did they not disappoint It's number five.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
So I went on a cruise in twenty twenty and
you had to be vaccinated. You had to test negative
to get on the ship. But three days in I
actually got COVID and they escorted me to the basement
of the ship to remain in the isolation cabin for
the remainder of the All all.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
That's todly ful going.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Now, did they serve you food or ending? How did
that work? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
So I had to get room service and at the
beginning when I got taken down, there was only about
ten people that had COVID, so room service was very prompt.
But by the end it was a third of the
ship and it was very difficult to get food, and
they were running out of everything, so it didn't matter
what I ordered. They brought me whatever they had.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
When you say they took you down below, like what
were the accommodations.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I mean it was still a bedroom with a bathroom,
but I went from having like a deck to just
a tiny little porthole window. And when we pulled up
to the different docks, my friends were still able to
get off and they would come and wave to me
in the window.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
Oh my god, being in quarantine.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know, La, we're going a little like a cooking
class or something.
Speaker 9 (01:38):
And I'd like Billy's little cousin growing up, he had
polio and he would be stuck in the house and
Billy would go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
By and wave in the window again.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah wow, well screaming get me out of here. This
is I mean, you couldn't leave you. You were locked
into your room and they were checking on you every day.
There were security guards in the hallway making sure that
you weren't leaving their people.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Get me out of here.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
You were underguard. That was you were basically taken into custody.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did you get money back?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, the entire thing was free. And then any changes
to my flights home, and they did put me up
in a hotel for another couple of days before I
could fly home because at that point it was the
ten day COVID So that's but that's.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Interesting that they wouldn't let you off the ship if
you just wanted to like leave and then get home
on your own.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Because we were in different countries.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Yeah, it's their responsibility and you're in a different country.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I hadn't forbid. Yeah, it's remember how crazy all the
early COVID days.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yeah, what were your symptoms like, by the way, probably
like a bad cold or something.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Right, it was a bad cold. Honestly, I've had worse
cold than that.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Of course.
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah, yep, COD nineteen, the early days, it was such crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Like Conild cruise night one, a woman and her boyfriend
just gotten in argument. She decided to jump off the
top deck. We had to stop the cruise for around
forty eight hours, I think, to look for her. Around
the forty hour mark, a barge called and found her
asleep on the bed of seaweed, completely climb. Needed to say,
(03:20):
I will never go on the cruise again, but it
has made for a good too.
Speaker 11 (03:23):
Truth in a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Boy, this is a hearty gal.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
So she managed to find a bed of seaweed and
justlide on it.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And wow, that's that's that's a miracle. That's a book.
She should write a book.
Speaker 12 (03:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
See.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
But some of these things, like on cruise, any vacation
can go bad, you know what I mean, Like theyeah happen.
You can't control that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, you could be taken. You can be putting the
hole down below deck, cutting the hall.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, literally, good morning.
Speaker 13 (03:52):
I went on a cruise about ten years ago for
work and we had a great time, went to five
or six islands and the Caribbean is so so great.
And the final night we were there, we were coming
back from being out. It was about two am and
there were people and has met suits sprang down the halls.
(04:13):
So that was fun.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wow was it COVID what happened there? Or someone died
maybe or somebody let loose? Oh boy, could be Yeah,
crazy things happen on the cruise.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I can't wait to go in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Well, if you think about it, there's like four thousand
people on us contained something's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
My kid is in the background. Watching me paw patrol. Anyways,
all of this.
Speaker 14 (04:41):
Cruise stuff is just like further like validating my irrational
fear of cruises, and like weird contagions, and like I
don't understand like the allure of a floating resort in
the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
It just doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
It's just I have to say as a person. My
uncle loves them, and I always ask him this question,
why do you love me? He's like, because you can
see so many different cities and you don't have to
worry about air travel. It's just a really easy way
to see a lot all at once.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm gonna tell you, I've been on several cruises. It's
always nice. It's cool, and you're right, you do see
a lot of different ports of call.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
And plus there's something for everyone. So if you have
little kids, yeah, they've got fun games, and then there's
stuff for the adults.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'm going. I'm going because you know, if anything does
happen to make.
Speaker 15 (05:28):
For their for a good topic on the show, Oh God,
like that nightmare.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Yeah, like, yeah, no, you got to go. Your kids
are the perfect age to go on one of those cruises. Now,
family cruise. I'm telling you, they will take the kids
all day.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, what about a news nude cruise?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Good morning, morning crew, a nude cruise.
Speaker 16 (05:47):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I have been on a lot of cruises, and trust.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Me, you do not want to see those people naked. Okay, anyway,
that's just.
Speaker 15 (05:55):
My Okay, she's kind of generalizing cruise people. Well, the
new cruise is kicking off in February. It's gonna be
leaving out of Miami. So if you're into that being nude,
you can eleven days.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
By the way, Yeah, if you're a nudist.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And they have all the activities I.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Mean, I again, is there a call for this?
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Oh, you'd be surprised. Yeah, there are nudist colonies everywhere.
There are people who love being naked.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
The bowling nude thing is a little a little weird
to me, a little weird body movements to do while
you're naked.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Well, I don't want to sit across from somebody naked
in asauna.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
No.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Yeah, you know, they make it look really nice on
the website though, it's like, you know, all these beautiful women.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They don't look your stock photos like those. Okay, they
don't eat.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
First of all, they're eating twenty four hours a day
on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh, you get to non stop buffets, like you have
to imagine.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
They have an all you can eat buffet after dinner,
and then there's another one after the all you can
eat buffet that follows dinner. There's a midnight all you
can do buffet. All you do is gorge. That's like
Billy's worst nightmare.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
You couldn't pay me to go on a cruise. I
hate people. I don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Gorging myself with a buffet is not my idea of
a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You guys know how much we love to have comedians on. Hey,
it's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in the Morning,
counting down the top five moments of the week with you.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
And let's get into number four.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Will Noonan is actually a local guy, and he came
into the studio.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Now you're from Milton, I am okay.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
And you walked in earlier this morning and we got
to talking off the air and meet you. Lisa Winnie,
and you said you actually did comedy at a family
event for the Oky family.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I did a lot a long time ago.
Speaker 17 (07:47):
I guess you could say, and it feels like it
was at the beginning of all this. It was just
it was just I do a lot of fundraisers for,
you know, tragic things. Surely this was one of those things.
My dad was a Boston policeman. Will always do anything
for the Boston Police if they asked me to. I
think they're all heroes. You know, one who where's a
badge is a hero to me. So I know there's
they're not all perfect guys, but I'll do anything when
(08:10):
they call.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Right, So I get a call from uh fit Sie
and Jerry Thornton. They're like, hey, we got this call.
It's this very sad story. Is poor guy is Yeah, he.
Speaker 17 (08:18):
Was tragically killed and his uh you know, he had
adopted these two kids and they lost their parents. I
was like, I'm there, you know, and we had this
great night and and uh.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
And this was early on.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
This was very early on. I never heard the name
Karen Reid.
Speaker 17 (08:32):
It was just I met this time at his family.
I met all these people and it was just this
very sad story and we had a great night.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
We raised a lot of money.
Speaker 17 (08:38):
Sure, and then you know, in the following weeks or months,
I'm seeing this story on TV and I'm hearing it.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
That's the family, you know.
Speaker 17 (08:46):
So I've always kind of had that connection to them
from the beginning where they're just super good people and
no one there was.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
You know, they did ask me to join a giant
criminal conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But I said, now, I'm okay, just here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Wait a minute, now, you just open the door. Okay,
well you open the door.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
So so okay, when you take the stage, like even tonight,
will you have.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It wouldn't be the place you have in the past, right.
Speaker 17 (09:14):
Yeah, I do, because you know, I'm like, I'm I'm
out there. I'm in the I literally, you know. And
one of those people who drank at the bar, she
drank it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
I went to the waterfall, I went to the hillside.
Loved the hillside. By the way, shut out, give me
a blt for Freeenicks.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Did she have her own chair?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yeah? Yeah, it's covered in glass. Now a lot of
people bump into it.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
I don't know what's going on anyway, it's.
Speaker 17 (09:37):
Uh, I see uh, I see a lot of I've actually.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Met Taurus there from like the north, Oh, they West
and stuff. They're like everyone on the Karen Reid tore I'm.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Like, oh my god, so uh yeah, but I do.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
I watched the trial. Everyone wants to talk about it
as a comedian. People ask me all the time, they're like,
what do you think? Do you think she's guilty? You
think she's innocent? And I go, well, you know, that's
kind of my favorite thing about it, because she doesn't
know she's right. She drank so much fun.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
We've all been there, We've all, you know, had a
few too many indoors.
Speaker 17 (10:06):
You try and kind of pretend the next day you
didn't and you're like, oh, man, remember we went home
right after the bar and everyone's like, we.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Didn't go on we went back to your house. He
showed us video or you on vacation hour, and you're.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
Kind of like, oh yeah, yah, yea, yeah, yeah, I
totally remember.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That, right, Okay.
Speaker 17 (10:23):
She's the same way. She's like you can tell when
they're given evidence. Sometimes she's like, wow, wow, I'm sorry
to think I did it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm sorry to believe it. Watch her face.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Had that much vodka and remembers any he had the dog.
Speaker 18 (10:43):
She didn't admit that she had like seven vodkas in
like three hours and you know.
Speaker 17 (10:46):
Now they're showing her like on ID, like they're showing
the videos of her like talking to just the camera
cou She's like, honestly.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't row.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Did I go through the light that I It's like
you're having too much fun.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I think we're just gonna move on to another at
this point, especially since you've got the event tonight's.
Speaker 17 (11:03):
Gonnay, I'm gonna have ladies and pink T shirts in
the parking lot like waiting.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
For me now, Like, oh my god, it's Maura. Heally
is behind all of this.
Speaker 17 (11:18):
I'm living in Turtle Boys and they making sure his
cop in monoxide.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Detectives don't work. Okay, you're not paying attention. If you're
not listening, you're not being attention.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So he let him go. He's on cooking right now,
live on stage, hold on.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
And they're all in my comments on Instagram every day.
You're afraid of that?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
True, you're afraid of the truth.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Well no, so no, I wish we could know to
break right.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
We can't.
Speaker 17 (11:56):
Be back, you know, yeah, sure do you live in
Milton's No, we're out in the pole and that thing.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, she wouldn't be able to get.
Speaker 17 (12:03):
Home Now I'm even closer though, to like the Karen
Ree like, you know, epicenter of like Medfield and stuff
like that. They got all fans of there's billboards. Do
you ever see the people who stand on the overpast?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (12:15):
Yeah, it's a good way to spend a day.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
It's well noon and everybody appearing alive tonight at last
Boston uh sharing his thoughts.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Wow, did you support me and my beliefs?
Speaker 17 (12:30):
Follow me on Instagram and you can fight the good
fight together in the Communian Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm gonna save you here. Okay, you just had a baby.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Oh, yes, a beautiful little baby.
Speaker 12 (12:41):
Her name is Laurali.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Congratulations.
Speaker 17 (12:45):
Yeah, and she's awesome. Your wife, she's doing awesome. I
love my wife very much, and she's just doing an
amazing job at being a mother.
Speaker 12 (12:53):
And it's really cool to see that.
Speaker 17 (12:54):
And and I feel like this is why I'm doing
I'm having a more awake today because I'm used to
being up at seven in the morning.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Now, used to kind of like come in here.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Yeah, man, I'm a comedian.
Speaker 12 (13:04):
I'm up all night. Now I'm just like, who's what
is sleep? What is it?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
I don't remember so well.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I want to ask you something does does your wife
still find you funny?
Speaker 17 (13:14):
Oh my god, I thought that was gonna end with
attractive And the answer was no.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
The question is did she ever.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Because my wife, I think Michelle used to find me funny,
but now I just get the.
Speaker 17 (13:31):
Eye rolls would probably have a lot to talk about
and their billies. They would say, I feel like women
who are married to guys like us, they they they
do a job that not a lot of other women
know about.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
You know, they suffer through our jokes in our life.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Didn't you just say that? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (13:50):
And I'm like always like, oh man, you know, like
all the other comedians are better or doing better. Oh
my god, Like I'm never gonna be on kill Tony
And she's like, oh, you're great, and it's it's it's
good that you're doing, you know, like New Hampshire Lottery acts.
That's what Shane Gillis wishes.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He just think about.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
You don't want to be on SNL anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, they say it's so hard. Yeah yeah, no, screw that.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Oh my god, I'm so glad.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I asked, so you get the eye roll man?
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, sure, well okay.
Speaker 17 (14:29):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes I'll run a joke by her, and
just if I get like if she blinks or clears
her throat, I'm like, that's a good one. She's awesome
though she works very hard. She works at Brigham oh
Women's Hospital, and she's like a healthcare hero. She's out
there all day.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Like just so that's the funny thing.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So she definitely doesn't find you fun.
Speaker 17 (14:47):
Oh my god, and especially like if I'm like, oh man,
tough gig last night, She's like, oh, yeah, I did
a person poop on you.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
But that's what.
Speaker 17 (14:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
We love learning things about our listeners, but this one
might have just been a little too TMI. I. Hey,
it's producer Riley from Billy and Lee's in the Morning
cutting down the top five moments of the week with you.
This is number three. We were talking about weird food combinations.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Karen, what have we got for us?
Speaker 19 (15:09):
Hi?
Speaker 20 (15:09):
Everyone, I have something that I've had since nineteen seventies.
My mom used to send me to school and I'll
still have it. You need to have a really soft
piece of white bread. Back in the day it was
wonderbread right now, but slater some peanut butter on it,
and then you top it with spaghettios.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, oh boy, I thought you were. I think we
have the winner. I've got the weirdest some combinations.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
No, you have to try it.
Speaker 20 (15:40):
I had my whole gymnastics teen try it back in
the eighties.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I fifties.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Did they come in last place that year?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Loved it with the stomach ache? Oh god, spaghettio that's
weird on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Whitebread with what were peanut butter butter?
Speaker 18 (15:55):
That's what throws me off. I mean like the spaghettios
and the bright bread.
Speaker 11 (15:59):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, I might puke in my mouth.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
It doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But anyway, thank you for your tip. I'm sure someone
listening right now will give it a shot.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah, the spakhinios is I don't know any adults that
still eat spaghetti.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
No, yeah, that's kind of a it's whatever you know
world for that.
Speaker 18 (16:18):
No, no, no, listen, we get real spaghetti in my household.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Okay, my mom.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Could do that much.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Going back to Curtis, I'm on his Instagram. Yeah, he
makes some pretty good food. I must say.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh really, I had the call that we just had
Curtis Blumberg Bloomberg Blumberg. Yeah, pretty good, good job, Curtis
I'm hungry just looking at it. All Right, curtis going
to be a regular.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Now, let's get I don't know this is going to
be really weird. I'm looking at my board here at
some of these combinations.
Speaker 21 (16:43):
I want to know if anyone else makes chocolate mayonnaise cake.
I don't think it's that weird, but everyone always freaks
out when I tell him there's mayonnaise in the cake.
But it makes it super moist, delicious cake.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I can believe that that doesn't gross me out because
you're breaking it in.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, that's an example of someone who's coming to the
house for the holiday, thinking everybody wants the mayonnaise cake.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
When in fact, everybody is throwing it away. It's the
only dish left. I am too.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
It's in the batter.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
It's making it creamier, so you don't even know that
you're eating mannaise and.
Speaker 18 (17:21):
Maynis are made of eggs, and so it makes sense.
It does make sense moistcake. Just don't tell anyone.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Also, I will say, my sister, God rest her soul,
she was a saint. UH made a family tradition tomato
soup cake, and I know you're going to think what
it was delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It almost tasted like a spice cake.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Okay, So yeah, so you don't like who is he.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
The the mayonnaise, Well, I gotta say Cedar, Cedars Hummus.
Cedars Hummus makes great hummers. Yeah, they make a chocolate
hummus and they sent me some and I was hesitant.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It is so good. Well that's a very good company Cedars. Yeah,
chocolate hummus really good. Check it out.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (18:03):
It's Nicole from London, Dry, New Hampshire. A weird food
combo some people think. Is weird that I eat is
Kraft macaroni and cheese mixed with tuna fish. Oh so good,
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
That's kind of similar to what I eat.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Well, that's like a tuna melt, right, that's something else
that should never exist.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Yeah, cheese on tuna has never been my thing.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I never cheese on fish, never of any kind ever.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Never.
Speaker 14 (18:35):
Okay, either, I can comfort Winnie's meal when Justin just
named off.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
That diabolical jail meal that's so disgusting. Yeah, and I'm
never vent to jail.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
But you still would never catch me eating that.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I will take nuggets in a frosty over that any day.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Don't knock it till you try it. Don't knock it
till you're in the can. Yeah, and then that's all
you have to eat and you end up liking it.
Speaker 19 (18:59):
I just want to back up, justin. My my husband
did four years a long time ago, and he still
occasionally makes that jailhouse ramen that you were talking about,
and it is very good. We don't do the tuna
and pickles though, because I don't like those, so he
leaves that out for me, but the cheese and everything,
and it.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Is very good.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, justin walk us through it again. In the jail meal,
it's ramen.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
So ramen soup noodles, Yeah, ramen noodles with tuna, fish squeeze, cheese,
summer sausage, pickle. Well, and you mix it all tuna,
You mix it all together in a in the trash bag.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
When you think of it, all the necessary food groups
pretty much. Yeah, you mix it all together.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
You put some you know, some hot water on there
so it binds together and then you and then you
eat it.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You can eat it in a.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Bowl or you know, a big you know portion of it,
or you can like you know, pack it into little bites.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You know, kind of like, you know, sandwich like appetizers.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Jimmy's. That's some ideas, Tim,
What have you got for us?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Well?
Speaker 22 (20:03):
I don't know how weird this was, but when I
was a kid, I used to make peanut butter and
ranch dressed and sandwiches. I don't know why, head like combination. Yeah,
it tasted good to me. I mean it's kind of weird,
but I kind of like it.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Yeah, well, thank you, Tim. There's a good one. Little weird,
like we said, but a good one. And uh, you know,
they got me thinking when they mentioned the wonder white bread.
As a kid, what was better than a baloneyan cheese?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I wonder white bread?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Right?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Oh god, I will kill for one right now. Oh yeah,
let's go to George. George, what have you got?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (20:45):
How are you? It's actually York? How are you doing it?
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
York?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Are you from Norway or something?
Speaker 11 (20:51):
No, I'm from Switzerland. This is York from surely York's
past for Billy, so so we this is actually about
my brother, not me. So when I was a child
and I grew up in Switzerland. When I was a child,
my dad traveled a lot for work, and he would
always make an effort to bring some food items homes
that we didn't have in Switzerland. And he would travel
(21:12):
to Holland and he would bring back what's called hackle
schlock And what that basically is is chocolate chimneys. It's
those little chocolate worms that you put on, you know,
ice cream and around cakes and stuff. And so what
you do or what they did in my mom did
you put it on a plate and you spread out
so it's nice and flat, and you take a nice
piece of bread, you put some good butter on it,
(21:33):
and you did put upside down into this and basically
you have a piece of bread with butter and some
nice chocolate on it. But my brother what he would do,
he would just take a big glob of mayonnaise, put
that on the bread and then dip it in that
hoggle schlock and like a sandwich, a mayonnaise and chocolate.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
You know, your is an accomplished chef. I'm very impressed
that you're listening.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Hey, listen every morning, Billy Man, give a shout out again,
what's your place?
Speaker 11 (22:07):
It's truly your expectisseery.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I sold my business.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
I travel all over the world and teach like air
bushing and schoold thing at chocolate ar I'm actually a
chocolate master from Switzerland.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh wow, you got to come on the show someday, York.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
If you have any questions about chocolate. I'm your man,
all right, I.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Watch a question.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Wow Yeah, send us a DM letters so we can
get in touch with you.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Chocolate master.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Thank you, thanks, He's a master. He's a chocolate master.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Hey, guys, welcome back to the top five moments of
the week. It's pretty ser Riley from Billy and Lisa
in the morning, and I'm going to be counting them
down for you. One thing that we love to do
is have people who have previously worked here come back
on the show.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
That way we can bill some tea. And that's why
we have Patrick Kines on. It's number two.
Speaker 23 (22:56):
I heard on the after show that Patrick Hines will
be in studio on side and I cannot wait to
listen to his segment. I started listening to his True
Crame Obsessed podcast the last time he was on your show,
and if you haven't listened to it yet, you have
to get on that.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
A big fan of Patrick, you were at his book
and I'm excited for Frider's show.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Wow, Patrick, your mouth was wide open for that whole talkback.
So you love this, Oh.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
My god, I do.
Speaker 24 (23:22):
It is such an honor and a thrill to be here.
May I tell you, I, as you know, I interned
you for you for a year in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I remember it like.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Everyone was like, they don't remember you. I was like,
I know, I know.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
I was not a.
Speaker 24 (23:35):
Memorable figure in nineteen ninety eight, but I remember you guys,
and it was so life changing.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
And I remember every day being.
Speaker 24 (23:42):
Like, maybe today's day they're going to happen to be
on the air. Maybe today is today, They're going to
happen to be on the air.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
And it never happened. But here I am. I can't
I can't believe it.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
So we wouldn't even let you in this room barely
now you're at the Big Well.
Speaker 24 (23:54):
I'm so old and I'm from so long ago that
we were actually across the street at the other at
the other building.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
But you all did let me in the room.
Speaker 24 (24:02):
I remember this was back when the ads I think
were on like plastic tapes or something. Oh the cards, Yes,
the carts, and so I would come in in between
like ad breaks and stack them up for you or
for Karen or whoever it was. I was putting them
in the in the mid That was the only time
I got to be in the room where it happened.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
But every time I would look around and be like,
oh my god, it's happening.
Speaker 24 (24:23):
Maddie in the morning show and Billy and I was
saying before we started, you all were so famous to me, like,
so so so famous I was.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
I couldn't believe I was there.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Well, it was a great time, and we were talking
off air.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
The grouping of intern we had at that time was
amazing because Jody Charles kind of ran the board.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
She was the executive producer.
Speaker 24 (24:44):
She was I think Krinn was right and that Jody
was my boss looking exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yeah, yeah, do you know that Jody Charles went on
to become the press.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Secretary for Mitt Romney when he was governor.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
No, from this show to press secretary for the governor.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Oh that's Jody was so smart.
Speaker 24 (25:03):
She was very work driven, very focused, and that does
not surprise me at all.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
I mean, you didn't like her at the time, but
didn't like her, but the one in the grouping of interurans.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Now I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Her name was Jordana, Yes, and didn't she do something
weird in New York City where she lied naked in
a glass box.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Today, look, I this vaguely rings the bell.
Speaker 24 (25:28):
I see it in talk about when when the people
were like, he doesn't remember you, I'm like, of course
he doesn't remember me, but he'll remember Jordana.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
And I've got to meet you in the hallway and.
Speaker 24 (25:35):
You were like, I'm like, I know you don't remember me,
but I was here with Jordana, and you're like Jordan
of course. She was just like young, very smart, beautiful
young woman, and she she would always do crazy things
like that. She was always like auditioning for like v
H one, DJ DJ for a Day or whatever.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
She was the original reality star Reality shows kicked.
Speaker 24 (25:55):
Yes, and she was like obsessed with John Stamos. I
remember that was like her business. Who isn't currently who
still isn't obsessed with John Stamos?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
You know I was also here, remember Randy. Randy was
like the.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Okay, Randy was my intern, yes, and he became our
stunt guy.
Speaker 24 (26:11):
Yeah, Well I was here the day that he broke
onto the film set and shoved his cell phone into
George Clooney's hands.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
George Clooney, that's a legendary stor.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
I was in the studio that day.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
George Clooney was shooting the Batman movie in Gloucester, Massachusetts,
and we sent Randy in a Robin suit, yes as
Batman's Robin, and some I said, just keep getting past
the gate, just just said you know where you did it.
Speaker 24 (26:36):
What you told him to do was that the mayor
was on the phone for George. They walked him to
George and you hear him on the tape go, I'm sorry,
it's the mayor, and then it's.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Matt Siegel the phone.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Randy was in the dressing room with George Clooney Batman.
I'm Robin, I've arrived, and I'm like, this really isn't happening.
Speaker 24 (26:57):
And well, I remember in the studio there was like
some police siren that started going off, like it was
like the hotline. Oh yeah, it was a wild time.
It was incredible to me.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
So, what if anything from your experience here on this
show led you to be able to do something that
gets two hundred and fifty million views.
Speaker 24 (27:17):
Well that's an old number. We're over four hundred million time. No,
that's not you, that's I look with, that's our team.
That's our team who sent that to you. I I
was like, I was thinking about this last night.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I actually got emotional in my hotel room.
Speaker 24 (27:30):
I was like, it was a working for you all
was like a life changer because I was just like
poor kid from Cape cod who got a scholarship to
go to Emerson and and I wanted to be an actor,
and I quickly learned I was no good at that.
I was just a little gay boy with this like
high pitched voice and didn't know what I was going
to do.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
In the world.
Speaker 24 (27:47):
And I came and worked for you guys, and I
my eyes were open to like fabulousness and famous people
and like and and working among that was like possible
for me.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Well, it's funny because off the air you mentioned that
you were from Yarmouth, Yes, down in the Cape, and
I said, oh, a couple of weeks ago, I shot
the TV show in South Yarmouth, that Red.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Jacket, and you worked there.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
I worked at the Red Jacket for like six years.
Speaker 24 (28:11):
That was another the two most the most formidable things
in my work life were the Red Jacket and working
for you guys.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Atleast say we were at least ahead of the rest
of the Red Jacket for sure, for sure.
Speaker 24 (28:22):
But you know you all took me seriously and you
gave me an opportunity. I'm a very hard worker, and
you gave me the opportunity to do that. And so
you know, I when I moved to New York and
I found my way to podcasting, I was saying to you, like,
this was my only experience working in audio was working
with you guys. And I remember when I was working
in bookings for you guys, we used to send at Christmas,
(28:43):
we would send like little gifts to like the big agencies.
I remember we would send them to Avenue of the
America and that sounded so fabulous to me.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
And now I live in New York, I'm like, oh,
it's just sixth Avenue, like you.
Speaker 24 (28:53):
Know, and I see it all the time and I'm like, oh,
my god, I did it. But you know, working for
you guys is in my book book that I that
I wrote, and it's in.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
My show on I'm in your book you are wow.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
So my book is called a failure is not not
an option.
Speaker 24 (29:08):
It's the twelve silly stories of like my biggest, most
embarrassing failures in my life. And one of them is
about a weekend, or really just a night that I
spent with the actress b Arthur from The Golden Girls.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Of course you did, yes, I was. I was asked
to be her host.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Wait a minute, you slept with me.
Speaker 24 (29:24):
I had sex with the Arthur, the only woman I've
ever been with and weirdly the most masculine sexual experience
of my life. But it was amazing for both of us.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
It was like to remember that show biz and by
the way, you are a best seller.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yes, yes, the book was a best seller.
Speaker 24 (29:44):
And but I got that gig being her host and
guide for the weekend because I had lied to my
friends at school who had invited her to come receive
an award talking about all of the celebrities that I
worked with on the Maddie in the Morning show, which
you all probably smartly kept me a from all the subblies.
I never worked at any of.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
The celebrities, but I well, you have a very high
pitch for I know, I'm very loud.
Speaker 24 (30:06):
I'm very loud, but I I so anyway, there's a
whole chapter in my book about like when I when
I gave up the idea of being an actor, I
got an internship working for you guys, and what it
was like to like work on the matting of the
morning show.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
It was just like wild and wonderful and so great.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
So what makes your podcast so damn popular?
Speaker 17 (30:24):
Well?
Speaker 24 (30:24):
So true True Crime Obsessed is my original podcast. We've
been at it for nine years, and I think that
the fact that it's a true crime podcast by itself
automatically puts it in a a in a in a
genre that people just really love and respond to.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Ours is really different from others.
Speaker 24 (30:39):
We recap true crime documentaries and we started doing that
before the documentary Craze. You know, it's me and my
co host, Jillian Pennsylvali. So it's like a loud gay
guy and this like super opinionated sassy girl and we
sort of just like no holds bard. We say everything
we think. We sort of just like leave it all
on the floor. It's very high energy, it's very fast paced,
(30:59):
and it's and it's funny. You know, it's fun and endearing.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You got a talkback Jessa, you guys.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
I'm so excited Patrick Hines is coming on.
Speaker 19 (31:08):
My worlds are colliding Jillian and Patrick to come Obsessed.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
One of my very favorite podcasts.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
So great to listen.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Okay, these talkbacks are incredible. What a creation. We didn't
have this when you were here in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
This is why no, we nor only have electricity.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
And Justin is the godfather of the talkback mafia. Justin,
I love you, Oh thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
I maybe we'll have a b Arthurrough MoMA.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I don't know who knows.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
The day is young, the day is young.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I am married, but thank you the same.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I mean, you know, I think this might go down
as the most iconic moment ever on the Billy and
Lisa Show. It's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in
the Morning counting down the top five moments of the
week with you. Let's get right into number one. I
really don't think this man needs an introduction. Come on,
it's Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Go.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Allow me to reinduce myself. Money.
Speaker 16 (32:01):
It stood up out me.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
I used to hold snowflakes.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I am I can't even back. Well, Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Brady, Good morning I love that song. It gets you
hired up.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Well, that was a special moment when you were honored
out at Jollette Stadium. You came out onto the field
and that song played, people went nuts.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, that was such a special day for my family
and just to I think the culmination of a lot
of great years, so many fun times, and so many
great people that have been a part of my life.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
So that was that.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
One won't ever be recreated. RKK went over the top one,
that one that was a really special night.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
So is that always going to be a walk in song?
Like You're on Fallin next week? That's going to be
the song.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
That's a pretty you know, it's been a lot of
years going out to it, so it just gets me
in the frame of mind. We're all trying to get
that into that mode and get our game face on,
and that song did it for me for a long time.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Now, the phrase let's go Did you ever try to
nail that down and make it your own legally?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I know, you know, I think about it and then
I hear it all the time. And the best part
about that it can mean so many different things depending
on the tone and how you say it. And there
was a lot of those where I looked at jewel
ass like let's go, and you could use it about
I don't know, five seven different ways. And it's a
(33:26):
very versatile combination of words. So I use it a
lot of times to get fired up, and that fired
a lot of other people up. But I see a
lot of people use it now, so.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Well, that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
It's so cool, and it must feel so good for you, Tom,
because you see videos of high school and middle school
football teams and even young kids in high school and
college doing the Let's go thing that you created.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah, a lot of years of it, and it's just
a yeah, man. There's a lot of things that I
looked up to and a lot of people I looked
up to in my career. So I don't know, it's
always we'll give a little bit back. Hopefully a lot
of the young kids could drop the middle word in
that little series.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Yeah, we can suggest it. So I got to set
the scene. Okay, Tom, I've got my son Chrisy your
partner with Cord Vault by Tom Brady. I'm here, Billy,
I've got Lisa here. Justin is here a win He's here,
producer Riley is here, and if you don't mind, Tom,
we have a fat head of you sitting in the
main chair so that we can actually see you while
(34:29):
we're talking to you.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Oh that makes me feel better. Well, And I'm kind
of in there, not even virtually. I'm actually a standy
is standing in for me.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I gotta tell you, Tom, not your best picture. No,
you have pink eye in the picture.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Chris, get on it, Tom.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'm on it, Tom.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
I got to say something, proud dad to proud dad,
I need to thank you so much for believing in
my son Chris in card Fault.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, I can't. You know, there's I think for me
to be involved with him and the whole crew at
card Vault, we just it's always about the right teammates
and it's about everybody playing their job. And I think
when you're involved with the right people and the right
teammates and people have humility and a work ethic, you know,
(35:27):
there's there's no limit to what can be accomplished. And
you know, we're doing this with a great collectible business,
and it's a great hobby. And I've been a collector
for a long time. But it's really about how do
we take our collective expertise and share it with the
masses to create a new generation of collectors like we
(35:50):
were when and like I was when I was a kid.
So I love partnering with your son. He's a wonderful man.
You've done a great job. And there's nothing like being
a dad to seeing your kids grow up and being
happy and fulfilled. And that's a great journey for all
of us as parents.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Tom.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
I remember when I was a kid, we collected baseball cards.
We kept them in shoe boxes, and we played a
game on people's stoops. I think it was called Leaners
or something. Well, you would line the cards up against
the wall and throw other cards and knock as many
down as you could. I'm guessing you never played that
game home.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
So you guys didn't realize that if you damaged the
corner of the cards, the grading service was going to
deduct you a card. You're going to be word. But see,
by the time I was collecting, everything went in a
plastic sleeve. Ye, not quite graded like it is now,
but there's it turned into it to a great hobby
that I think speaks to you know what a lot
(36:46):
of people are trying to do in their life and
creating these nostalgic memories through collecting and learning about people's biographies.
And I wrote about it this last week. So many
of the benefits of collecting, you know, shot through and
what we're doing these days.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, I read it.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
I read your blog and you said I learned about
fractions and percentages and averages and probabilities through trading cards.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I was not. I don't tell my kids this. I
was not much of a great student. I told this
to my son this last weekend. We actually went to
Coachella for I happened to be out there in Palm
Springs and we had a great time. And we were
driving back and I said, listen, like, your dad wasn't
the best student in the world. As my daughter just
walks in. I I have my precious little girl that
(37:35):
just walked in. She's home from school, not feeling great. Oh,
you gets to hang with her dad today.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Tom.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Did you think for a second that we did not
know you were at Coachella with your son, Jack.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I think the world knows you were at Coachella.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I know we went there. We were with my parents
for Easter and it happened to be Coachella and we
were across the street and Travis Scott was there, and
dad's a dad to go to this, and I said,
I said, Jack, he comes on at eleven forty five.
You know that's two forty five East Coast time. I'm
normally waking up it for you, I'm to start my day.
How am I going to stay awake? And it didn't
(38:13):
take much, A little two hour nap before the show
in a warm shower, and then we were good to go.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
Well, you boy, Jack might be a big fan, but
we saw you dancing around to Travis Scott.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I know I had a great I'm a huge fan
of his and he's just he's a very humble guy
and he's worked extremely hard. I think he's a very
hard working guy, very creative, and you know, I love
people that always start trying to do things differently. And
he's he's certainly created his own brand and music, but
also in merchandising. You know, I look at what he's
(38:45):
done with his shoe collection. Man, he's he's a very
impressive guy at such a young age.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I think Justin's wearing the shoes right now in his
studio so he's holding him up in the air.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
So how about your playlist? Like, what do you drive
around listening to during the course of the day.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
You know what, I'm pretty diversified in my music choice.
It's all depends on the mood I'm in. If I'm
working out, it's one thing. It's if I'm if I'm
hanging out in the backyard, it's another. But right now,
i'd see if you saw my playlist, it'd be between
Morgan walland Post Malone, Travis Scott jay Z. Yeah probably
(39:28):
you two still uh that those are probably my five
top ones.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Diversification school, A lot of diversification there.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, I know, I love it. And when we open
our car Vault by Tom Brady down here in Miami,
you better come down to that opening.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Con right, Do I get on the boat?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Absolutely, We'll have a little boat. We love a little boat,
tost It's a little sunset boat, tost.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Oh, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
We don't have to throw a trophy out into the
water or something stupid. Right that those days are gone. Uh, Tom,
I can't thank you enough. I hope your daughter feels better,
But again, thank you so much for taking care of
my son and keeping an eye on him and partnering
with him.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And you're a good guy. Tom.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
I appreciate you, guys. Good luck, and I hope everything
is great in Boss. I know the marathon was yesterday.
My boy Teddy Bruski had a team running for stroke awareness.
I always pay attention to that and all the runners,
And that's such a special day in our city. And
I used to live there on Beacon Street, and that
day signified a lot of things, and it signified that
we were getting closer to football season, which is kind
(40:29):
of the start of the off season in the springtime
and spring workout, so it's a good time of year
up there in the Northeast.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
See Tom, that's why you're so special. You remember things
you remember. Oh God, we love you, Tom Brady, Thanks.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
Brother, Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Great to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Kara.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
All right, Well that's going to do it for the
top five moments of the week. Thanks for having with
me again. It's producer Riley for Billy and Lisa in
the morning. And you know it's summer break. Are you
planning a vacation? Do you need a little extra cash?
Maybe US thousand dollars? Well, don't worry, we got the
summer Vaca pay day continuing on Monday. Your next chance
will be at nine ten with Billy and Lisa. Have
a good weekend everyone,
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.