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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the best of Billion Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Habby Saturday Morning, it's producer Riley, this is the best
of Billy and Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So let's get right into the number five moment of
the week. Billy and Lisa got a wedding invitation that
we actually opened live on air, and then Justin actually
used that to spoil something that we're starting on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yes, this all connects, I promise.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I was wondering, do you guys ever check things in
the mail because Billy and Lisa, I thank you something
and I love if I could get a response.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
But yes, we got it.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Oh yes, we had producer Riley check the mail bag,
which had a lot of stuff in the head stuff
to the Billy and Lisa show. And we did find
this right here, that's in my hand, a wedding invitation
addressed to Billy and Lisa.
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Really, yeah, who's it from.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
It's from Samantha, Samantha it is well, the first thing
is a wedding invitation for Samantha and Taymoor. They're getting
married on Sunday, December twenty eighth at three o'clock in Derry,
New Hampshire.
Speaker 8 (01:14):
That's right now where I live. Note attached to it here.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Oh there's a note. Yes, can you read the note?
Speaker 9 (01:20):
Please?
Speaker 8 (01:20):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
It says Billion Lisa, the two people that make my
mornings so great. I just wanted to invite you both
to our very special day. I totally understand if you
can't make it, because damn, you guys are busy people.
But I wanted to invite you both. We actually met
last year when she won the four front row tickets
to the jingle Ball and she was able to pick
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one of the bags for the one hundred and eight
thousand dollars jingle Ball jackpot.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
She was the winner of the one thousand she came jackpot.
Speaker 8 (01:49):
She entered for it, she had not one one hundred
and eight thousand.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
But we met her, I remember couple, yes, But she did.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
Win the four front row jingle Ball tickets.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Oh and she's also the one that has the crazy
Firm donor Dad's story.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
You remember that earlier this year? Yes, no, we're jogging
his memory.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We'll tell you about that later, but some of the
listeners that are listening now might remember. But anyway, she says,
I love you both so much, and she listens every
weekday Love Sammy and Taymore.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Now, what's the date of the wedding again?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
It's December twenty eighth.
Speaker 10 (02:19):
Thank god, I mean unfortunately, December twenty eighth.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I'll be traveling.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
You'll be away.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, I will be too. I'm sad because I would
have gone to the wedding me too. Been fun. We
should have gone.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
I was just telling Lisa off the hear it'd be
so cool if we all went to the wedding, really
fun on the dance floor.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
Yeah back, I mean I lived like ten minutes from
where it is.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Oh, so maybe you should go, you and Jes.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
It's the Billy and Lisa, not Justin. She doesn't want
Justin at the wedding.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Oh, I think she met the show.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
I think she in the sound show. I play funny clips, Lisa,
me on me. What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
I think you and Jen and producer Riley go to
the wedding.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Where is it. It's in Derry, New Hampshire. Yeah, it's
at a place called the Birchwood Vineyards. I actually know
where that is. Oh, I've bent year. One of my
friends got married there.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I have to say it was lovely that she included
us in her invitation list. I think that that's really
that's nice.
Speaker 10 (03:15):
Yeah, Samantha fancy pants though at a vineyard, right.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
And yeah, so last year you might remember, and this
is actually current because the jingle Ball jackpot a shot
at one hundred and eight thousand dollars. We did that
last year and we're doing it this year too, starting
Monday morning at seven ten. I don't know if I'm
supposed to leak this information. Starting Monday at seven ten
and again at eight ten, if your caller twenty five,
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you'll win sold out jingle Ball tickets, but you'll qualify
for the grand prize, which is what Sammy won last year. Well,
we'll bring you into the radio station, you'll meet Billy
and Lisa. You'll win four sold out front row sold
on that guarantee. But then you got to see this
whole setup, right, We have all these.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Little Christmas bags.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Pick one of the bags and one of them has
one hundred and eight thousand dollars in it.
Speaker 10 (04:04):
How ironic that we're kicking it off Monday and we
got the wedding invite today. But I do have another
question about the wedding and Lisa as.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
The princess of protocol. Okay, what are the rules If
you get an invite that means you have to send
a gift?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Right it does technically, so we should send her.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Definitely sending you.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
So looking at producer Riley right here in the studio
behind the board there. Thank god we didn't get invited.
What is Samuel?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I think we can give her a billion lisa in
the morning hoodie to start things off. She have a
registry and then we can go to the registry.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
She does have a registry. Yes, I have it right here.
I can pull it up.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
Yeah, like maybe like a hand plow or something that
they are in New Hampshire.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh my god, look at this. So on one side
is the wedding invitation. On the other it's her and
her fiance with their two dogs. Oh what kind of
dogs are It looks like a black las and a
yellow lab.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Looks like to me, oh, two labs.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
You know, we'll have them all come in and we'll
present them with their wedding gift.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, that's good, we'll do that right before a jingle ball.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, we get to meet the dogs.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, So Sammy, if you're listening. You can reach out
to me on Instagram and we'll set that up. But yeah,
Monday morning, this is a big deal. I'm probably gonna
get in trouble for this. Yeah, of course you are.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
But Monday morning, seven ten, the jingle Ball jackpot kicks
off one hundred and eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
It's a lot of dope.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
And if management is listening. No, none of us knew
that Justin was going to blow the cover on Monday.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I just felt like, you know, some stories right themselves. Yeah,
perfectly got this wedding.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I think it was the perfect opportunity to talk about it.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Yeah, but you know what's going to happen now that
we did this tons of wedding invites. You guys are
going to be invited to every single wedding.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Eventually, we're not going to be out of town.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Yeah, I know. And Bill hates weddings. He didn't go
to his own family members wedding one year.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, he hates wedding.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, that's like a little time, a little like yeah,
dark secret of yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Yeah, but this is it a why or Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It's at a vineyard place. It's at a vineyards place.
I've been to this place. It's actually really really nice.
It's literally like ten minutes from my house.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I like a nice glass of wine.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Okay, not red wine. We know, oh, no one.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
So if you need the address here, it is one
cab At Road in Medford. You can send any and
all wedding invitations and maybe yeah we'll get a gift
or maybe not.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh now I'm getting gifts for all the people that
don't send an invitation.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Oh god, maybe we'll have producer Riley Hyde the invitations.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So Justin's wife Jen actually used Billy's recent vacation to
Africa to try to get what she wanted from Justin.
She wants to have an RV that she can fix
up and then the family can go camping.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Justin said, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We turned this into a topic time about compromising with
your significant other.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
It's number four, Lisa and I Justin have advice for you.
Why not just rent the r V and then give
it back.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
And just see if you like it and then because
the rehabbing of it worries me.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Yeah, a lot of people are reaching out about that.
That's a good suggestion.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Good morning, Hey, just a suggestion to Justin and his wife.
Why don't you guys rent an RV, not even for
a weekend, do a full week away, just to really
see what it's like before you commit to rehabbing anything.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Well, it's the fact that she wants to take on
this project. She's always looking for things to fill her time,
that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
And she's pretty handy, right.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
She's more handy than I am.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Okay, Well, the rehab is going to have to start
with the engine.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
How good is she with that kind of stuff?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
I mean she can turn a wrench. Not sure how
she could mechanically.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Then there's the air conditioning system. Then there is the waste.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
System, I mean water system.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
So much less expensive, so much less work just renting
it for three or four days or entire week, like
Lisa said, and you get really nice RVs.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Right, And who's going to put the bill for all
of this?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Good point?
Speaker 8 (07:54):
And you know, like a good husband should or would.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Well, let's get Samantha's thoughts on this, because Samantha calling
in from Wittensville. I'm going to guess that's in New Hampshire. Samantha, No,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Actually it's in Massachusetts.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
We have a town named Wittonsville.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Whitonsville. Yes, it's a subtown of north Bridge, mass Oh.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Okay, So let me ask you, Samantha, what would you
do for love? How far would you go? How much
would you compromise for love?
Speaker 11 (08:26):
So my husband and I when we were getting married,
we were planning our honeymoon and I wanted to swim
with dolphins, and our compromise with that was I had
to jump out of an airplane for him. So we
went sky diving and I'm terrified of heights.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah. Wait, and have you have you done the dolphin thing?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yes? Yeah, we did. Both was our compromise. I mean,
he was okay with the dolphin thing, but I was
totally against jumping out of a plane. I cried the
entire time. It was pretty funny. We have it all
on video.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
That's a big ass to jump out of a plane.
But you did it for love, right, Samantha?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I did?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I did?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You did a compromise sometime there you go.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
But when does the compromise stop? Is it? You know?
I understand marriage is a lifelong commitment, but I just
the chickens. I just gave those, gave into those, and.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Didn't I see a new development with the chickens you
posted on Instagram over the weekend.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
It looked like you added another wing or something to
the chicken mansion.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Oh, it's it's fully it's fully loaded. This thing.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
You got to see it. Not only that, she has
all these booby traps for animals, So now the animals
are getting to it. We have raccoons, we have passa.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Let me ask you guys a question, going back to
the collar. Sure would you if Jen said to you,
I want you to jump out of a plane, would
you jump out of a plane justin I would not. Yeah,
I wouldn't either.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
It non negotiable for me too, non negotiable never, never, never.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Yeah, I mean I'm not really a big fan of heights. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah, that's a lot to ask.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
But what's cool about the chicken coop now is she
has it booby trapped. So we have these this all
on video. When the Iraq big raccoon came the other day,
just as soon as it steps foot right near the coop,
all these flashing lights go on and then.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
The robe lights. Yeah, how does she have all this
electrical knowledge?
Speaker 8 (10:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It's fully wired up. It's fully this cameras, this wire
is going in and out of it.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah, she's crazy with the chickens.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Good morning, Morning team, Welcome back, Justin. Just ask Jen
who the heck will be minding the chickens while you're
all out camping.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
There has to be a babysitter, a chicken sitter.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
I was gonna say, is she able to take care
of care for the chickens?
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yeah? She she helps out right now. They're pretty easy anyway.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
You know.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
The hot part is cleaning out the coop. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
But here's the deal.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
You're going to get a call on the road in
the r V. You're already going to be miserable, and
Nanni's gonna call one day in and complain about it's
something that's going on at the house.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Justin.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
You don't want an RV, believe me. First of all,
if you ever want to go anywhere camping, you take
it to the campground. That's great, But if you need
to go to the story or anything, you got to
pack everything back into the RV, stabilize it so it
doesn't fall all over the place. Go to the store,
come back, set everything back up again. Get a pole
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trailer or f if anything.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Oh, I see what she's saying. So don't get the
ones that you drive. Ah God, that's like no, like
have the airstream, like the silver bullet ones.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
You know what.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
I witnessed it in Africa and you see them everywhere.
They call it the pop up roof where it's like
a little truck and you hit a button and the
tent pops up in the top and you sleep in
the top of the roof and this little truck.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Yeah, how comfortable are those?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
It's I'm telling you it's better.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
It's better than sleeping.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I mean, I want to lamp. I'll do glamping, that's
for sure.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I literally suggested lamping yea as the next step.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
I'll get a nice log cabin. It would be great.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
I literally saw a video about this last night. There
is this couple that like right after COVID bought the
school bus, when the whole thing was like, you know,
reh have different RVs and vehicles to have like your
new camp or whatever. It took them three and a
half years to renovate and get it to the point
where it is driveable, and they literally just drove it
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off their property for the first time. Like, that's a
long time to have something.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Sitting on your lawn.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Yeah, I'm telling you justin you're gonna get the RV right.
The problem is gonna be no one's gonna want to
go win it. Like the kids are not gonna want
to go win the RV. They'll be too freaked out.
And it's going to become a planter in the front
of your house, the plants sticking out the windows.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
It's gonna be an eyesore man.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, oh big time.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Nice neighbors will talk about you. Well, I spend a
lot of time on my yard there.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Oh the lawn. It's gonna be on the lawn.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Now you can't put it in the driveway, So your
fresh lawn is going to have RV tracks in the lawn.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
This has fight written all over its.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Starting and started last night.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
And then the neighbor that hates you wait till they
get a load of the RV.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Oh yeah, let's go to Amy and Boston online one.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Oh, this could be a good one.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Amy, good morning, work with us on this one. What
have you got?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Hey.
Speaker 14 (13:23):
I used to date the director of travel with the
San Francisco forty nine ers and I would travel across
country or to where the games were to.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Be with him.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
But here's the thing. My thought is, you think it's
a good idea at the time. Oh, this is going
to be so romantic, and you probably ironically begin to
hate each other.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Right.
Speaker 14 (13:48):
Oh, it just didn't work out.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
I know it.
Speaker 14 (13:54):
RV.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hell ye, oh God, thanks for the calling you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'd let her have the camper.
Speaker 15 (14:02):
See if she fulfills her dream and fixes it up.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Give camping a try.
Speaker 11 (14:09):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 14 (14:12):
It's fun with the kids. But if she.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Doesn't follow through with her dream of renovating it, then.
Speaker 15 (14:20):
In the future it'll be tough for you to.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Compromise after this one.
Speaker 14 (14:25):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
No, it'll always come up in another fight years from now.
Remember the camper.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, and I'm the master.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
Oh yeah, Well that could work into your favor because
you'll always have that because it's definitely not going to
work out. I have no doubt you're getting the r V,
but I have no doubt it's not going to work
out well, and then you can use it to your benefit.
Always say, yeah, just like the r V, we'll that
go well.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Like the caller just said, it's not that bad. I
don't know if you want to enter if it's something
where the best you can say is it's not that
bad exactly.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
The mouse flash, it's going to be bad and no
one's ever gonna want to buy it.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah, all right, let's get.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Right into the number three moment of the week. It's
producer Riley. So do you guys go out to restaurants
and like to be good to your weight stuff?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You don't want to bother them or get on their nerves.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well, you might want to listen up. We have the
top three or four things that really bug servers. The
number one thing that they've said on TikTok recently is
that when a table of twenty walks in without a reservation,
there's only one server on the floor and they all
want separate checks. That is a nightmare situation.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yeah, but what would be the solution to that.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Well, a lot of people, I know, I've been to restaurants.
If we've been there with big groups, there are only
so many credit cards that they can take, oh, you
know as a limit. So I've been with a big
group and usually one person will step up and say,
you know, what I'll pay for it, and then you
guys just vent mo me right, that's like the easiest
way to do it.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
So I've done that way before and it's not gone good.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Are you getting your money?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Getting the money from every single person? And then you
feel weird asking them because you don't want to ask
they forgot what's the limit? That's what I want to
know of people, you know, So we've done it. When
there's like five or six guys, we've split the but
we don't say each our own separate checks. Will say
split it evenly, yes, amongst us. But I wonder what
(16:25):
the limit is, you know, is it five people? Is
a ten people? I mean, there's probably not a certain
number of cards, but I get that that's annoying. You know,
we tip extra just because we know it's enough, of course, but.
Speaker 10 (16:36):
If you're out with the group, My thing is usually
one of us will pay, knowing that the next time
we're out one.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Of the other people.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
That's another way to do it too, if you go
out with the same group of people. The number two
thing on the list for a server is when table
of high school students walks in.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yep, oh boy, yeah, yeah, So this this one translates
to translates from me to the gym. Yeah, because I'll
in support of anybody at any age going to the gym.
I think it's a wonderful thing. But there's this trend
if you go to the gym. You note I'm talking
about of high school kids, younger kids, and what they
do is they gather around equipment.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Oh my god, that's happening to me right now, and
the why and trust.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
And they do one of the time, and then they'll
just sit there and talk or they're on their phones.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yes, and it's like a whole like I see that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
A lot of them, even if they're alone, will sit
at a machine in between.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Sets, right, so I can see it.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
Just get on their phone and start talking to people
and searching things and I'm like, could you get off
the machine please?
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
So I can see at the restaurant how this would
translate there too. When they walk and you're like, oh god,
this is going to be a night because not only
are you thinking they're going to make a huge mess
and maybe pains in the in the butt, but they're
also probably not going to leave a huge tip.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
That's the thing.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
And half of them are going to give you a
fake ID.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, totally okay. The next one is all servers have
been cut for the night. You're the only one left
on the floor and you have to roll all the
silverware in the entire restaurant. What a nightmare.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
I know.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
I served for one week. I was a line cook,
and I did serve for one week. And let me
tell you, my worst memory was rolling silverware.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yes, well mine was filling up the ketchups.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Oh that's another one.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, all the condiments. It was just such a pain
in the neck.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
It's such a hard do you know. I never told
you justin. I just told Lisa I was a waiter
one night, for one night only, and I quit.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Where was this? It was a.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Really cool place in Boston called Jason's and I ended
up being the DJ at the club instead.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
You switch from waiter to TDJ billy hostin. I was
a waiter one day, but I just couldn't deal with that.
I think it was halfway.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Through the first night I just said, this isn't for me.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
I actually really enjoyed working in restaurants.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
I did.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I liked it.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I liked it, I like serving, but I liked the atmosphere.
It's a tough job, man, dealing with people.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
You got to like juggle so many, like different orders
coming in and who came in first, and you know,
it's it's a lot. But I actually I liked it.
I worked at the Atlantic Fish Company and Chesta.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Did you work at Cheers?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I did. I was the receptionist receptionist actually the Hampshire House.
At the Hampshire House, that was fun and we would
go out afterwards, like all the servers. I don't know,
I had a great time.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Okay, So that's our list.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
But we have a lot of people that listen to
this show who work in restaurants and probably are servers
and definitely have their own pet peeves.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
I have a couple of things to add really quickly. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
One I saw recently at a restaurant which I was
like appalled by. There was a people at a table
next to us. The server was taking everybody's order. They
got to this one girl and she was on her
home while she ordered, like did not even look up
at the service. She was talking and giving her order
while scrolling on problems.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
She wasn't looking at the menu in her phone because
the menu.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
I watched her. She was scrolling, but not a menu.
It looks like pictures.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
See what I mean. There are so many good ones.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
It's produce a rally.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Welcome into the top five moments of the week. Let's
get right into the number two moment. So we had
a list of restaurant servers biggest pet peeves.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
We broke that list down and then we.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Turned it into our topic time so we could get
all of your opinions.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Let's go to the talkbacks.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
Justin, my boy, Captain Mike Kia, please tell me you
don't go out to dinner with your grown men friends
and have the server split the tab.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Yeah, it's only like four of us, and you know
we haven't gone out recently.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah it might be different.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Now Yeah, well, guess what, Justin, We've got your cousin
Jackie on the phone right now.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
No way, he wants to join the conversation.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
Hey, hey, Jackie, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Give us some dirt on Justin?
Speaker 8 (20:44):
No, no, no call on the topic, Jackie. Please.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
I don't have that.
Speaker 15 (20:49):
Much dirt on Justin. He's pretty open about his past,
so I would say he's a pretty honest guy. So
you know, I don't really have.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
Much dirt on him.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Okay, now give us the dirt on restaurants on us.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
So one of my biggest pet peeves. So I worked
in a restaurant for about fifteen years. That one of
the biggest things was when you sat down, they would
provide you with like bread and they're like oil and
romano cheese dip.
Speaker 13 (21:13):
And we used to get kids.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
Come in all the time, late night, like nine p
forty five, we close it ten and they'd be like,
oh yeah, can we just get some bread and water?
Speaker 14 (21:22):
I'm like, what is this prison?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Like what's going on?
Speaker 14 (21:25):
And I was and it.
Speaker 15 (21:26):
Was like the end of the night, we're trying to
clean up, tossing the broad away because we don't have
anyone coming in, and like a group of five or six.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
Kids would come and be like, we just get some bread.
Speaker 15 (21:34):
It's like they weren't even they were dirty a table,
wouldn't leave any money or a tip, and We're like, okay, so.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
What just happened?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I had that So they wouldn't order anything like not
even a soda, no wow, No.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
We'd just get bread and water.
Speaker 14 (21:48):
And I was like, okay, I feel like they're in prison.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Would have allowed I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think you would have to order something.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Well, they're probably stoned out of their minds. All right,
start the chair books?
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Yeah, probably all right?
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Good one jacket, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
I wanted to keep it on the phone to talk
more about justin, but we'll do that another time.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
She was right out. I'm pretty honest. I don't you know.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Let's go to Michelle, she's in Quincy. Michelle joined the conversation.
What have we got?
Speaker 13 (22:13):
I was gonna say that I think I'm no longer
a server, but when I was, like, the worst would
be one getting flagged down by a table, just in general.
But even worse when you are walking with like an
armful of plates for another table and they're trying to,
you know, flag you down to ask for something like
on your way to do something else. I think that's
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the worst.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
You know, what I've always been impressed with is sometimes
you can walk by with a tray of Martinis in
one hand, balancing them without dropping a drips.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
How do they do that?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Talent?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Did you do that when you were waiting?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I can't remember, but hopefully I did.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I don't know what a talent?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah, you ever see them? They have the trays going
up their own. Yes, the food of the drinks.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I used to get so nervous when someone would order
a bottle of wine because again I was like in
my early twenties, and then you have to open it
up at the table and then you're struggling with cork
and it's like so embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
I think it's gotten a lot easier because more and more,
even good wines are now twist tops.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Right.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So my wife worked at Tuscan Kitchen. Oh yeah, yeah,
and she had to go through a week of training
and it was like super helpful to her all about wine.
She had to learn how the meat was made, the
cheeses so she could talk about the food and the
wine at the table.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
So Joe Farrell, who owns the Duskan Kitchens, is a
good friend of mine, believe it or not. For a
couple of weeks he has trials where he invites people
from the public to come in so that the people
can practice everything they've learned on wines and cheeses and
everything else.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
So it's pretty comprehensive.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, And by the way, that was not what I
told the story before. My wife throwing the change back
in the guys. The customer's face. That's Tuscan that was
at a previous restaurant.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Retell the story because it's one of my favorites of
all time.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Well, you know, it was happening a lot where at
this restaurant she would serve at. These people would come
in and they would like, the bill would be forty
nine dollars and they'd leave fifty dollars, like a one
dollar tip. So this one guy came in with his
family and the bill was something like ninety nine dollars
and ninety eight dollars and he.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Left one hundred bucks a dollar a dollar change. So
she had enough. So as he was walking out, she
got his change all in coins and walked up to
him and said, sir, you're change and he turned around
and said no, no, no, hunh, that's for you, and
she just whipped the change rate in his face.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
She got written up, it was a whole and say
did you get in trouble?
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Of course she did.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
She didn't get fired because they kind of understood, but yeah,
what are you doing. I'm surprised the tipping thing hasn't
come up in this conversation.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
That's for you.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yeah, that's for you. God.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Hi, This is Alison from Attleborough and I served in
bartended for years and one of my biggest pet peeves
was when customers would.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Wave their hand at you to get your.
Speaker 16 (24:57):
Attention, or even worse, they would snap their fingers at you,
as if you were some sort of dog that they
could seck it.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Oh, that's awful, that happens, so rude.
Speaker 10 (25:10):
It's great getting this side of it, their side about us.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Yeah, who snaps their fingers and that's that's what it
all does.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
My first pet peeve is when someone snaps their fingers
at you. I am not a dog. Please don't do that.
You do not need to do that to get my attention.
I'll be over in a minute. And the other is
when people don't pick up after their young kids. I
totally get it. I'm a mom, I have young kids,
but please don't leave a tornado and a disaster behind
after your dinner. Just pick up the couple things or
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plate or whatever they do.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah, just try your best. Yeah, came up after your kids.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Justin You know who snaps their fingers The guy that
left the coins for jen.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Oh, yeah, there he goes. He's definitely a finger snapper.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
For sure.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
One other thing with my wife pet peeves. Served for
a long time, so people do this thing. I can't
demonstrate it like live, but when they want it a
refill on their drink when she's walking by the table,
if it's empty, they'll slurp out of it very loudly.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
I thought you were going to say they shake the glass.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
That'd be worse. No, they'll, you know, she'll they'll drink
out of it and make that sound, you know, like
it's drives are crazy so much. I can't do it
in the house. She starts yelling at me when I
do it.
Speaker 17 (26:26):
Good morning, Chris from Salem. I am a part time
server in downtown Salem, so it's the craziest time of
the year. But my biggest pet peeve has to be
when you order water for the whole table and it
doesn't get drunk. Don't order the water if you're not
going to drink it.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
See, they've got a lot of complaints about us. There
are things we do we don't even know we're doing.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't got to worry about
bill though.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Then they without telling you. If you say y'all just
have sparkling, they bring you a giant bomb.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I've had all day. I'm here to relax.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I would like a cocktail.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Bill Costa sometimes bring him water.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Yeah, you want still are sparkling, and they'll bring you
a giant gallon.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Bottle of sparkling water. I just wanted a glass of
sparkling water. Either way, I don't even like sparkling water.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Oh I'm a sparkling guy.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh yeah, I'm a tap water girl.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
I always said, yeah, just take it from the tap. Okay,
I'll take bilge water if that's all yet.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
All right, let's get right into the number one moment
of the week. On Monday, Billy made his big return
from his.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Vacation to Zimbabwe.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
He had so many stories he wanted to tell us,
and this one actually made some of us start to
tear up.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
So grab some tissues. It's number one.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
I've saved one story because I thought this was the
most outstanding story and experience.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Is it going to be as dirty as the lion
story from earlier?
Speaker 7 (27:55):
No? No, I did that one earlier. Yes, lion got
it out of the way. Yeah, thanks Billy for that.
Just trying to enjoy my night, enjoy my dinner.
Speaker 17 (28:05):
And what do I see when I open up Instagram,
just two lions going at it. So thanks night, ruined meal, ruined,
Thanks Billy.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
He sent it to everybody in his contact list rightly.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, oh I thought you posted that to everybody he did, Okay, all.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Right, he opened his Instagram. He follows Billy.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Okay, So I have to say when I saw it,
I looked at it and I was like, are you
really posting this? Is this really happening?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Well, people, they don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
If you go to Billy's Instagram, he posted a video
of two lions, you.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Know, fornicating doing it. Feline fornication.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah, that's the term we've come up for.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yes, thanks to Chris from WBZ TV this morning.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Now you have to understand we didn't go looking for it.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
I mean we were out there in the wild and
you pull up to certain areas because you got word
there might be some lines, or you follow the tracks,
and these guides that take you around that every single day.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
They know track from track.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
They know if it's a hyena, they know if it's
a leopard, to cheetah and an elephant, you know.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Bushbuck, whatever.
Speaker 10 (29:04):
So we pulled up to this area where there were
in fact a pride of lions and closer. We got
very close to these two because it was the first
time we had ever seen a lion and a lioness together.
And apparently they travel once they hook up, they travel
and very quickly.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
I'll just tell you we learned while watching them.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Have sex that they have sex every fifteen minutes for
two full days.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah, that's to make sure it sticks, like it just
makes sure.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
I don't know, and I really didn't want to ask
for any more information on it.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
They're doing a job, right, It's it's to make sure
that the species continues to move ahead, right, So that's
why they do it over and over again, exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Justin, when you said you had marital problems and Billy Is,
you know, was affecting it, I thought you were going
to talk about the two Second Mountains.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
No, no, no, that's a separate issue.
Speaker 14 (29:57):
You know.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
What's funny, lice.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
When I I saw the lions and the lion and
the lioness, you know, having showtime, Yeah, I thought of
Justin really yeah, and I even texted him.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I said, I don't know why, Justin, but the first
thing I thought of.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Was you, because he's so jacked up with testosterone.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Okay, he thinks you have like just like quickie stuff.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
He's obsessed with sexrine.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Okay, that's not can you not? Can you get to
the elephant story.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Okay, you're spending way two months time with it. Okay,
I'm already in the doghouse because of the camper.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Okay, so all right, listen to this.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
So when you're when you're on safari, you leave early morning.
Every morning, they wake you up at four point thirty
with coffee with a little knock on the door, and
they're armed because it's still dark out. And you go
on a morning safari and then you come back for
a couple of hours, you chill, you have lunch, and
then you go on an afternoon safari. So and what
happens is your cruise around the bush. You know you're
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going into and out too. And they have these watering
holes scattered everywhere, And I should mention the conservation people
this is very cool.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
They actually we have pumps that.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Pump water constantly into these watering holes because the animals
really depend on it and their families and their bucks.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
So anyway, we pulled up to.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
One of the watering holes that we went to quite frequently,
and it was way out, it was like two hours
out into the bush, and.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
We suddenly realized.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
And the one thing I told the gods even my
first trip to Africa, I said, one thing I never
want to see is a kill. I never want to
see an animal being attacked by another animal. I would
never recover from that. So, by accident, we pulled up
by the watering hole and we saw that a baby
elephant had been killed by a lion, and two or
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three lions were still lying nearby the carcass. And so
then what happens is animals gradually start coming to the
watering hole, and you can see them from far away,
like herds of elephants approaching.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
With their babies and everything else.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
And then will come in and they need to get
a drink of water too, And this goes on all day.
Zebra and Wilderby's they all come in for their drinks
and they seem to get along everybody. And the hippos
are in the middle of the watering hole. So anyway,
we see the carcass, and this was the most emotional
moment of the entire trip. One of the herds of
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elephants came in and they kept getting closer and closer.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
To the carcass.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
They actually chased the lines away, which isn't an easy
thing to do. They don't give up their meat.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
So they came up this one herd of elephants, and
after a couple of minutes, you started getting a sense.
And none of us spoke, because you have to be quiet.
None of us smoke in the jeep. But we all
got a sense at the same time that this must
be I'm getting chill, this must be the baby elephant's mother.
And sure enough, the guy said, yeah, here's what's happening here.
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Because the group of elephants, young and old, gathered around
the carcass and the mother elephan what appeared to be
the mother, you could feel the sadness and we all
looked at each other and we whispered, oh my god,
this is a memorial service. Yeah, like it was like
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a church service. And it was very organized where they
put all the baby elephants in the middle. They are
very protective of the babies. The elephants in the middle
so that the lions couldn't get to the babies, and
the mother was leaning over the congress and they do
everything with their trunks. The trunks are extremely sensitive, and
you can tell that the mother elephant was basically blessing
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the child with the trunk, yeah, and would sniff it
and then curl it up into a knot, almost like
so she could keep the scent of her child as
a memory. I'm telling you, you didn't need anyone to narrate.
You didn't need anyone to tell you. After a couple
of minutes, you knew exactly what was going on, and
the lions were smart enough to stay away because the
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mother elephant also chased the lions away from the car
because as if to say, leave her alone or leave
the baby alone, and lions it's the only thing they fear.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
In the wild or the elephants.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah you said that, the jungle, but they're afraid of
the elephants.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
Yeah, lions own the night, as they say.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
But anyway, we sat quietly and watched, and I'm telling
you justin we were as close as Lisa.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
And I and Riley are to you right now watching
this go down. I lon did it last oh half hour?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
It just went on and you could just hear the
silent clicks of.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
The cameras slowly walk away.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Like yes, yeah, because there was one point where one
of the lions tried to get back to the and
the mother again chased it away.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
It's like a funeral.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yes, it was a funeral.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
By the way, you can go to my Instagram and
you can see this video. You can see everything we posted,
I mean videos of all different types of animals doing different.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Things, different experiences.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
It's a magical place what we witnessed basically, and this
hit me when I was flying home.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
The circle of life.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, that's going to do it for the best of
Billy and Lisa in the morning. Those were the top
five moments counted down by me producer Riley, and get
ready because we have a big week ahead of us.
On Monday morning, we are starting the jingle Ball Jackpot.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Collar twenty five will qualify to win the jackpot, which
is four front row tickets and a chance at one
hundred and eight thousand dollars. That's a lot of cash.
So that'll be seven ten and eight ten on Monday morning.
But for now, the Kisstop thirty countdown is coming up next,
so stay here on Kiss onea wait
It's the best of Billion Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Habby Saturday Morning, it's producer Riley, this is the best
of Billy and Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So let's get right into the number five moment of
the week. Billy and Lisa got a wedding invitation that
we actually opened live on air, and then Justin actually
used that to spoil something that we're starting on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yes, this all connects, I promise.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I was wondering, do you guys ever check things in
the mail because Billy and Lisa, I thank you something
and I love if I could get a response.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
But yes, we got it.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Oh yes, we had producer Riley check the mail bag,
which had a lot of stuff in the head stuff
to the Billy and Lisa show. And we did find
this right here, that's in my hand, a wedding invitation
addressed to Billy and Lisa.
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Really, yeah, who's it from.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
It's from Samantha, Samantha it is well, the first thing
is a wedding invitation for Samantha and Taymoor. They're getting
married on Sunday, December twenty eighth at three o'clock in Derry,
New Hampshire.
Speaker 8 (01:14):
That's right now where I live. Note attached to it here.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Oh there's a note. Yes, can you read the note?
Speaker 9 (01:20):
Please?
Speaker 8 (01:20):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
It says Billion Lisa, the two people that make my
mornings so great. I just wanted to invite you both
to our very special day. I totally understand if you
can't make it, because damn, you guys are busy people.
But I wanted to invite you both. We actually met
last year when she won the four front row tickets
to the jingle Ball and she was able to pick
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one of the bags for the one hundred and eight
thousand dollars jingle Ball jackpot.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
She was the winner of the one thousand she came jackpot.
Speaker 8 (01:49):
She entered for it, she had not one one hundred
and eight thousand.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
But we met her, I remember couple, yes, But she did.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
Win the four front row jingle Ball tickets.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Oh and she's also the one that has the crazy
Firm donor Dad's story.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
You remember that earlier this year? Yes, no, we're jogging
his memory.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We'll tell you about that later, but some of the
listeners that are listening now might remember. But anyway, she says,
I love you both so much, and she listens every
weekday Love Sammy and Taymore.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Now, what's the date of the wedding again?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
It's December twenty eighth.
Speaker 10 (02:19):
Thank god, I mean unfortunately, December twenty eighth.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I'll be traveling.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
You'll be away.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, I will be too. I'm sad because I would
have gone to the wedding me too. Been fun. We
should have gone.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
I was just telling Lisa off the hear it'd be
so cool if we all went to the wedding, really
fun on the dance floor.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
Yeah back, I mean I lived like ten minutes from
where it is.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Oh, so maybe you should go, you and Jes.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
It's the Billy and Lisa, not Justin. She doesn't want
Justin at the wedding.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Oh, I think she met the show.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
I think she in the sound show. I play funny clips, Lisa,
me on me. What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
I think you and Jen and producer Riley go to
the wedding.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Where is it. It's in Derry, New Hampshire. Yeah, it's
at a place called the Birchwood Vineyards. I actually know
where that is. Oh, I've bent year. One of my
friends got married there.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I have to say it was lovely that she included
us in her invitation list. I think that that's really
that's nice.
Speaker 10 (03:15):
Yeah, Samantha fancy pants though at a vineyard, right.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
And yeah, so last year you might remember, and this
is actually current because the jingle Ball jackpot a shot
at one hundred and eight thousand dollars. We did that
last year and we're doing it this year too, starting
Monday morning at seven ten. I don't know if I'm
supposed to leak this information. Starting Monday at seven ten
and again at eight ten, if your caller twenty five,
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you'll win sold out jingle Ball tickets, but you'll qualify
for the grand prize, which is what Sammy won last year. Well,
we'll bring you into the radio station, you'll meet Billy
and Lisa. You'll win four sold out front row sold
on that guarantee. But then you got to see this
whole setup, right, We have all these.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Little Christmas bags.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Pick one of the bags and one of them has
one hundred and eight thousand dollars in it.
Speaker 10 (04:04):
How ironic that we're kicking it off Monday and we
got the wedding invite today. But I do have another
question about the wedding and Lisa as.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
The princess of protocol. Okay, what are the rules If
you get an invite that means you have to send
a gift?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Right it does technically, so we should send her.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Definitely sending you.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
So looking at producer Riley right here in the studio
behind the board there. Thank god we didn't get invited.
What is Samuel?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I think we can give her a billion lisa in
the morning hoodie to start things off. She have a
registry and then we can go to the registry.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
She does have a registry. Yes, I have it right here.
I can pull it up.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
Yeah, like maybe like a hand plow or something that
they are in New Hampshire.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh my god, look at this. So on one side
is the wedding invitation. On the other it's her and
her fiance with their two dogs. Oh what kind of
dogs are It looks like a black las and a
yellow lab.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Looks like to me, oh, two labs.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
You know, we'll have them all come in and we'll
present them with their wedding gift.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, that's good, we'll do that right before a jingle ball.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, we get to meet the dogs.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, So Sammy, if you're listening. You can reach out
to me on Instagram and we'll set that up. But yeah,
Monday morning, this is a big deal. I'm probably gonna
get in trouble for this. Yeah, of course you are.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
But Monday morning, seven ten, the jingle Ball jackpot kicks
off one hundred and eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
It's a lot of dope.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
And if management is listening. No, none of us knew
that Justin was going to blow the cover on Monday.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I just felt like, you know, some stories right themselves. Yeah,
perfectly got this wedding.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I think it was the perfect opportunity to talk about it.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Yeah, but you know what's going to happen now that
we did this tons of wedding invites. You guys are
going to be invited to every single wedding.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Eventually, we're not going to be out of town.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Yeah, I know. And Bill hates weddings. He didn't go
to his own family members wedding one year.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, he hates wedding.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, that's like a little time, a little like yeah,
dark secret of yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Yeah, but this is it a why or Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It's at a vineyard place. It's at a vineyards place.
I've been to this place. It's actually really really nice.
It's literally like ten minutes from my house.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I like a nice glass of wine.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Okay, not red wine. We know, oh, no one.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
So if you need the address here, it is one
cab At Road in Medford. You can send any and
all wedding invitations and maybe yeah we'll get a gift
or maybe not.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh now I'm getting gifts for all the people that
don't send an invitation.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Oh god, maybe we'll have producer Riley Hyde the invitations.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So Justin's wife Jen actually used Billy's recent vacation to
Africa to try to get what she wanted from Justin.
She wants to have an RV that she can fix
up and then the family can go camping.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Justin said, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We turned this into a topic time about compromising with
your significant other.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
It's number four, Lisa and I Justin have advice for you.
Why not just rent the r V and then give
it back.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
And just see if you like it and then because
the rehabbing of it worries me.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Yeah, a lot of people are reaching out about that.
That's a good suggestion.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Good morning, Hey, just a suggestion to Justin and his wife.
Why don't you guys rent an RV, not even for
a weekend, do a full week away, just to really
see what it's like before you commit to rehabbing anything.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Well, it's the fact that she wants to take on
this project. She's always looking for things to fill her time,
that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
And she's pretty handy, right.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
She's more handy than I am.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Okay, Well, the rehab is going to have to start
with the engine.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
How good is she with that kind of stuff?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
I mean she can turn a wrench. Not sure how
she could mechanically.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Then there's the air conditioning system. Then there is the waste.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
System, I mean water system.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
So much less expensive, so much less work just renting
it for three or four days or entire week, like
Lisa said, and you get really nice RVs.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Right, And who's going to put the bill for all
of this?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Good point?
Speaker 8 (07:54):
And you know, like a good husband should or would.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Well, let's get Samantha's thoughts on this, because Samantha calling
in from Wittensville. I'm going to guess that's in New Hampshire. Samantha, No,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Actually it's in Massachusetts.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
We have a town named Wittonsville.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Whitonsville. Yes, it's a subtown of north Bridge, mass Oh.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Okay, So let me ask you, Samantha, what would you
do for love? How far would you go? How much
would you compromise for love?
Speaker 11 (08:26):
So my husband and I when we were getting married,
we were planning our honeymoon and I wanted to swim
with dolphins, and our compromise with that was I had
to jump out of an airplane for him. So we
went sky diving and I'm terrified of heights.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah. Wait, and have you have you done the dolphin thing?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yes? Yeah, we did. Both was our compromise. I mean,
he was okay with the dolphin thing, but I was
totally against jumping out of a plane. I cried the
entire time. It was pretty funny. We have it all
on video.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
That's a big ass to jump out of a plane.
But you did it for love, right, Samantha?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I did?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I did?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You did a compromise sometime there you go.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
But when does the compromise stop? Is it? You know?
I understand marriage is a lifelong commitment, but I just
the chickens. I just gave those, gave into those, and.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Didn't I see a new development with the chickens you
posted on Instagram over the weekend.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
It looked like you added another wing or something to
the chicken mansion.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Oh, it's it's fully it's fully loaded. This thing.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
You got to see it. Not only that, she has
all these booby traps for animals, So now the animals
are getting to it. We have raccoons, we have passa.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Let me ask you guys a question, going back to
the collar. Sure would you if Jen said to you,
I want you to jump out of a plane, would
you jump out of a plane justin I would not. Yeah,
I wouldn't either.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
It non negotiable for me too, non negotiable never, never, never.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Yeah, I mean I'm not really a big fan of heights. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah, that's a lot to ask.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
But what's cool about the chicken coop now is she
has it booby trapped. So we have these this all
on video. When the Iraq big raccoon came the other day,
just as soon as it steps foot right near the coop,
all these flashing lights go on and then.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
The robe lights. Yeah, how does she have all this
electrical knowledge?
Speaker 8 (10:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It's fully wired up. It's fully this cameras, this wire
is going in and out of it.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah, she's crazy with the chickens.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Good morning, Morning team, Welcome back, Justin. Just ask Jen
who the heck will be minding the chickens while you're
all out camping.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
There has to be a babysitter, a chicken sitter.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
I was gonna say, is she able to take care
of care for the chickens?
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yeah? She she helps out right now. They're pretty easy anyway.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
You know.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
The hot part is cleaning out the coop. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
But here's the deal.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
You're going to get a call on the road in
the r V. You're already going to be miserable, and
Nanni's gonna call one day in and complain about it's
something that's going on at the house.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Justin.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
You don't want an RV, believe me. First of all,
if you ever want to go anywhere camping, you take
it to the campground. That's great, But if you need
to go to the story or anything, you got to
pack everything back into the RV, stabilize it so it
doesn't fall all over the place. Go to the store,
come back, set everything back up again. Get a pole
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trailer or f if anything.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Oh, I see what she's saying. So don't get the
ones that you drive. Ah God, that's like no, like
have the airstream, like the silver bullet ones.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
You know what.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
I witnessed it in Africa and you see them everywhere.
They call it the pop up roof where it's like
a little truck and you hit a button and the
tent pops up in the top and you sleep in
the top of the roof and this little truck.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Yeah, how comfortable are those?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
It's I'm telling you it's better.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
It's better than sleeping.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I mean, I want to lamp. I'll do glamping, that's
for sure.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I literally suggested lamping yea as the next step.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
I'll get a nice log cabin. It would be great.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
I literally saw a video about this last night. There
is this couple that like right after COVID bought the
school bus, when the whole thing was like, you know,
reh have different RVs and vehicles to have like your
new camp or whatever. It took them three and a
half years to renovate and get it to the point
where it is driveable, and they literally just drove it
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off their property for the first time. Like, that's a
long time to have something.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Sitting on your lawn.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Yeah, I'm telling you justin you're gonna get the RV right.
The problem is gonna be no one's gonna want to
go win it. Like the kids are not gonna want
to go win the RV. They'll be too freaked out.
And it's going to become a planter in the front
of your house, the plants sticking out the windows.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
It's gonna be an eyesore man.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, oh big time.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Nice neighbors will talk about you. Well, I spend a
lot of time on my yard there.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Oh the lawn. It's gonna be on the lawn.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Now you can't put it in the driveway, So your
fresh lawn is going to have RV tracks in the lawn.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
This has fight written all over its.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Starting and started last night.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
And then the neighbor that hates you wait till they
get a load of the RV.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Oh yeah, let's go to Amy and Boston online one.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Oh, this could be a good one.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Amy, good morning, work with us on this one. What
have you got?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Hey.
Speaker 14 (13:23):
I used to date the director of travel with the
San Francisco forty nine ers and I would travel across
country or to where the games were to.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Be with him.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
But here's the thing. My thought is, you think it's
a good idea at the time. Oh, this is going
to be so romantic, and you probably ironically begin to
hate each other.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Right.
Speaker 14 (13:48):
Oh, it just didn't work out.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
I know it.
Speaker 14 (13:54):
RV.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hell ye, oh God, thanks for the calling you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'd let her have the camper.
Speaker 15 (14:02):
See if she fulfills her dream and fixes it up.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Give camping a try.
Speaker 11 (14:09):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 14 (14:12):
It's fun with the kids. But if she.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Doesn't follow through with her dream of renovating it, then.
Speaker 15 (14:20):
In the future it'll be tough for you to.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Compromise after this one.
Speaker 14 (14:25):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
No, it'll always come up in another fight years from now.
Remember the camper.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, and I'm the master.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
Oh yeah, Well that could work into your favor because
you'll always have that because it's definitely not going to
work out. I have no doubt you're getting the r V,
but I have no doubt it's not going to work
out well, and then you can use it to your benefit.
Always say, yeah, just like the r V, we'll that
go well.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Like the caller just said, it's not that bad. I
don't know if you want to enter if it's something
where the best you can say is it's not that
bad exactly.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
The mouse flash, it's going to be bad and no
one's ever gonna want to buy it.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah, all right, let's get.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Right into the number three moment of the week. It's
producer Riley. So do you guys go out to restaurants
and like to be good to your weight stuff?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You don't want to bother them or get on their nerves.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well, you might want to listen up. We have the
top three or four things that really bug servers. The
number one thing that they've said on TikTok recently is
that when a table of twenty walks in without a reservation,
there's only one server on the floor and they all
want separate checks. That is a nightmare situation.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yeah, but what would be the solution to that.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Well, a lot of people, I know, I've been to restaurants.
If we've been there with big groups, there are only
so many credit cards that they can take, oh, you
know as a limit. So I've been with a big
group and usually one person will step up and say,
you know, what I'll pay for it, and then you
guys just vent mo me right, that's like the easiest
way to do it.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
So I've done that way before and it's not gone good.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Are you getting your money?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Getting the money from every single person? And then you
feel weird asking them because you don't want to ask
they forgot what's the limit? That's what I want to
know of people, you know, So we've done it. When
there's like five or six guys, we've split the but
we don't say each our own separate checks. Will say
split it evenly, yes, amongst us. But I wonder what
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the limit is, you know, is it five people? Is
a ten people? I mean, there's probably not a certain
number of cards, but I get that that's annoying. You know,
we tip extra just because we know it's enough, of course, but.
Speaker 10 (16:36):
If you're out with the group, My thing is usually
one of us will pay, knowing that the next time
we're out one.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Of the other people.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
That's another way to do it too, if you go
out with the same group of people. The number two
thing on the list for a server is when table
of high school students walks in.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yep, oh boy, yeah, yeah, So this this one translates
to translates from me to the gym. Yeah, because I'll
in support of anybody at any age going to the gym.
I think it's a wonderful thing. But there's this trend
if you go to the gym. You note I'm talking
about of high school kids, younger kids, and what they
do is they gather around equipment.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Oh my god, that's happening to me right now, and
the why and trust.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
And they do one of the time, and then they'll
just sit there and talk or they're on their phones.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yes, and it's like a whole like I see that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
A lot of them, even if they're alone, will sit
at a machine in between.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Sets, right, so I can see it.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
Just get on their phone and start talking to people
and searching things and I'm like, could you get off
the machine please?
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
So I can see at the restaurant how this would
translate there too. When they walk and you're like, oh god,
this is going to be a night because not only
are you thinking they're going to make a huge mess
and maybe pains in the in the butt, but they're
also probably not going to leave a huge tip.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
That's the thing.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
And half of them are going to give you a
fake ID.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, totally okay. The next one is all servers have
been cut for the night. You're the only one left
on the floor and you have to roll all the
silverware in the entire restaurant. What a nightmare.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
I know.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
I served for one week. I was a line cook,
and I did serve for one week. And let me
tell you, my worst memory was rolling silverware.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yes, well mine was filling up the ketchups.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Oh that's another one.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, all the condiments. It was just such a pain
in the neck.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
It's such a hard do you know. I never told
you justin. I just told Lisa I was a waiter
one night, for one night only, and I quit.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Where was this? It was a.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Really cool place in Boston called Jason's and I ended
up being the DJ at the club instead.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
You switch from waiter to TDJ billy hostin. I was
a waiter one day, but I just couldn't deal with that.
I think it was halfway.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Through the first night I just said, this isn't for me.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
I actually really enjoyed working in restaurants.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
I did.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I liked it.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I liked it, I like serving, but I liked the atmosphere.
It's a tough job, man, dealing with people.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
You got to like juggle so many, like different orders
coming in and who came in first, and you know,
it's it's a lot. But I actually I liked it.
I worked at the Atlantic Fish Company and Chesta.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Did you work at Cheers?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I did. I was the receptionist receptionist actually the Hampshire House.
At the Hampshire House, that was fun and we would
go out afterwards, like all the servers. I don't know,
I had a great time.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Okay, So that's our list.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
But we have a lot of people that listen to
this show who work in restaurants and probably are servers
and definitely have their own pet peeves.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
I have a couple of things to add really quickly. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
One I saw recently at a restaurant which I was
like appalled by. There was a people at a table
next to us. The server was taking everybody's order. They
got to this one girl and she was on her
home while she ordered, like did not even look up
at the service. She was talking and giving her order
while scrolling on problems.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
She wasn't looking at the menu in her phone because
the menu.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
I watched her. She was scrolling, but not a menu.
It looks like pictures.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
See what I mean. There are so many good ones.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
It's produce a rally.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Welcome into the top five moments of the week. Let's
get right into the number two moment. So we had
a list of restaurant servers biggest pet peeves.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
We broke that list down and then we.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Turned it into our topic time so we could get
all of your opinions.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Let's go to the talkbacks.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
Justin, my boy, Captain Mike Kia, please tell me you
don't go out to dinner with your grown men friends
and have the server split the tab.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Yeah, it's only like four of us, and you know
we haven't gone out recently.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah it might be different.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Now Yeah, well, guess what, Justin, We've got your cousin
Jackie on the phone right now.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
No way, he wants to join the conversation.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
Hey, hey, Jackie, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Give us some dirt on Justin?
Speaker 8 (20:44):
No, no, no call on the topic, Jackie. Please.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
I don't have that.
Speaker 15 (20:49):
Much dirt on Justin. He's pretty open about his past,
so I would say he's a pretty honest guy. So
you know, I don't really have.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
Much dirt on him.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Okay, now give us the dirt on restaurants on us.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
So one of my biggest pet peeves. So I worked
in a restaurant for about fifteen years. That one of
the biggest things was when you sat down, they would
provide you with like bread and they're like oil and
romano cheese dip.
Speaker 13 (21:13):
And we used to get kids.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
Come in all the time, late night, like nine p
forty five, we close it ten and they'd be like,
oh yeah, can we just get some bread and water?
Speaker 14 (21:22):
I'm like, what is this prison?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Like what's going on?
Speaker 14 (21:25):
And I was and it.
Speaker 15 (21:26):
Was like the end of the night, we're trying to
clean up, tossing the broad away because we don't have
anyone coming in, and like a group of five or six.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
Kids would come and be like, we just get some bread.
Speaker 15 (21:34):
It's like they weren't even they were dirty a table,
wouldn't leave any money or a tip, and We're like, okay, so.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
What just happened?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I had that So they wouldn't order anything like not
even a soda, no wow, No.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
We'd just get bread and water.
Speaker 14 (21:48):
And I was like, okay, I feel like they're in prison.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Would have allowed I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think you would have to order something.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Well, they're probably stoned out of their minds. All right,
start the chair books?
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Yeah, probably all right?
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Good one jacket, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
I wanted to keep it on the phone to talk
more about justin, but we'll do that another time.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
She was right out. I'm pretty honest. I don't you know.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Let's go to Michelle, she's in Quincy. Michelle joined the conversation.
What have we got?
Speaker 13 (22:13):
I was gonna say that I think I'm no longer
a server, but when I was, like, the worst would
be one getting flagged down by a table, just in general.
But even worse when you are walking with like an
armful of plates for another table and they're trying to,
you know, flag you down to ask for something like
on your way to do something else. I think that's
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the worst.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
You know, what I've always been impressed with is sometimes
you can walk by with a tray of Martinis in
one hand, balancing them without dropping a drips.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
How do they do that?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Talent?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Did you do that when you were waiting?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
I can't remember, but hopefully I did.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I don't know what a talent?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah, you ever see them? They have the trays going
up their own. Yes, the food of the drinks.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I used to get so nervous when someone would order
a bottle of wine because again I was like in
my early twenties, and then you have to open it
up at the table and then you're struggling with cork
and it's like so embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
I think it's gotten a lot easier because more and more,
even good wines are now twist tops.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Right.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So my wife worked at Tuscan Kitchen. Oh yeah, yeah,
and she had to go through a week of training
and it was like super helpful to her all about wine.
She had to learn how the meat was made, the
cheeses so she could talk about the food and the
wine at the table.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
So Joe Farrell, who owns the Duskan Kitchens, is a
good friend of mine, believe it or not. For a
couple of weeks he has trials where he invites people
from the public to come in so that the people
can practice everything they've learned on wines and cheeses and
everything else.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
So it's pretty comprehensive.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, And by the way, that was not what I
told the story before. My wife throwing the change back
in the guys. The customer's face. That's Tuscan that was
at a previous restaurant.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Retell the story because it's one of my favorites of
all time.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Well, you know, it was happening a lot where at
this restaurant she would serve at. These people would come
in and they would like, the bill would be forty
nine dollars and they'd leave fifty dollars, like a one
dollar tip. So this one guy came in with his
family and the bill was something like ninety nine dollars
and ninety eight dollars and he.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Left one hundred bucks a dollar a dollar change. So
she had enough. So as he was walking out, she
got his change all in coins and walked up to
him and said, sir, you're change and he turned around
and said no, no, no, hunh, that's for you, and
she just whipped the change rate in his face.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
She got written up, it was a whole and say
did you get in trouble?
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Of course she did.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
She didn't get fired because they kind of understood, but yeah,
what are you doing. I'm surprised the tipping thing hasn't
come up in this conversation.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
That's for you.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yeah, that's for you. God.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Hi, This is Alison from Attleborough and I served in
bartended for years and one of my biggest pet peeves
was when customers would.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Wave their hand at you to get your.
Speaker 16 (24:57):
Attention, or even worse, they would snap their fingers at you,
as if you were some sort of dog that they
could seck it.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Oh, that's awful, that happens, so rude.
Speaker 10 (25:10):
It's great getting this side of it, their side about us.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Yeah, who snaps their fingers and that's that's what it
all does.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
My first pet peeve is when someone snaps their fingers
at you. I am not a dog. Please don't do that.
You do not need to do that to get my attention.
I'll be over in a minute. And the other is
when people don't pick up after their young kids. I
totally get it. I'm a mom, I have young kids,
but please don't leave a tornado and a disaster behind
after your dinner. Just pick up the couple things or
(25:41):
plate or whatever they do.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah, just try your best. Yeah, came up after your kids.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Justin You know who snaps their fingers The guy that
left the coins for jen.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Oh, yeah, there he goes. He's definitely a finger snapper.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
For sure.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
One other thing with my wife pet peeves. Served for
a long time, so people do this thing. I can't
demonstrate it like live, but when they want it a
refill on their drink when she's walking by the table,
if it's empty, they'll slurp out of it very loudly.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
I thought you were going to say they shake the glass.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
That'd be worse. No, they'll, you know, she'll they'll drink
out of it and make that sound, you know, like
it's drives are crazy so much. I can't do it
in the house. She starts yelling at me when I
do it.
Speaker 17 (26:26):
Good morning, Chris from Salem. I am a part time
server in downtown Salem, so it's the craziest time of
the year. But my biggest pet peeve has to be
when you order water for the whole table and it
doesn't get drunk. Don't order the water if you're not
going to drink it.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
See, they've got a lot of complaints about us. There
are things we do we don't even know we're doing.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't got to worry about
bill though.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Then they without telling you. If you say y'all just
have sparkling, they bring you a giant bomb.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I've had all day. I'm here to relax.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I would like a cocktail.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Bill Costa sometimes bring him water.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Yeah, you want still are sparkling, and they'll bring you
a giant gallon.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Bottle of sparkling water. I just wanted a glass of
sparkling water. Either way, I don't even like sparkling water.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Oh I'm a sparkling guy.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh yeah, I'm a tap water girl.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
I always said, yeah, just take it from the tap. Okay,
I'll take bilge water if that's all yet.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
All right, let's get right into the number one moment
of the week. On Monday, Billy made his big return
from his.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Vacation to Zimbabwe.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
He had so many stories he wanted to tell us,
and this one actually made some of us start to
tear up.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
So grab some tissues. It's number one.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
I've saved one story because I thought this was the
most outstanding story and experience.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Is it going to be as dirty as the lion
story from earlier?
Speaker 7 (27:55):
No? No, I did that one earlier. Yes, lion got
it out of the way. Yeah, thanks Billy for that.
Just trying to enjoy my night, enjoy my dinner.
Speaker 17 (28:05):
And what do I see when I open up Instagram,
just two lions going at it. So thanks night, ruined meal, ruined,
Thanks Billy.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
He sent it to everybody in his contact list rightly.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, oh I thought you posted that to everybody he did, Okay, all.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Right, he opened his Instagram. He follows Billy.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Okay, So I have to say when I saw it,
I looked at it and I was like, are you
really posting this? Is this really happening?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Well, people, they don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
If you go to Billy's Instagram, he posted a video
of two lions, you.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Know, fornicating doing it. Feline fornication.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah, that's the term we've come up for.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yes, thanks to Chris from WBZ TV this morning.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Now you have to understand we didn't go looking for it.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
I mean we were out there in the wild and
you pull up to certain areas because you got word
there might be some lines, or you follow the tracks,
and these guides that take you around that every single day.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
They know track from track.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
They know if it's a hyena, they know if it's
a leopard, to cheetah and an elephant, you know.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Bushbuck, whatever.
Speaker 10 (29:04):
So we pulled up to this area where there were
in fact a pride of lions and closer. We got
very close to these two because it was the first
time we had ever seen a lion and a lioness together.
And apparently they travel once they hook up, they travel
and very quickly.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
I'll just tell you we learned while watching them.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Have sex that they have sex every fifteen minutes for
two full days.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah, that's to make sure it sticks, like it just
makes sure.
Speaker 10 (29:31):
I don't know, and I really didn't want to ask
for any more information on it.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
They're doing a job, right, It's it's to make sure
that the species continues to move ahead, right, So that's
why they do it over and over again, exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Justin, when you said you had marital problems and Billy Is,
you know, was affecting it, I thought you were going
to talk about the two Second Mountains.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
No, no, no, that's a separate issue.
Speaker 14 (29:57):
You know.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
What's funny, lice.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
When I I saw the lions and the lion and
the lioness, you know, having showtime, Yeah, I thought of
Justin really yeah, and I even texted him.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I said, I don't know why, Justin, but the first
thing I thought of.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Was you, because he's so jacked up with testosterone.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Okay, he thinks you have like just like quickie stuff.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
He's obsessed with sexrine.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Okay, that's not can you not? Can you get to
the elephant story.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Okay, you're spending way two months time with it. Okay,
I'm already in the doghouse because of the camper.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Okay, so all right, listen to this.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
So when you're when you're on safari, you leave early morning.
Every morning, they wake you up at four point thirty
with coffee with a little knock on the door, and
they're armed because it's still dark out. And you go
on a morning safari and then you come back for
a couple of hours, you chill, you have lunch, and
then you go on an afternoon safari. So and what
happens is your cruise around the bush. You know you're
(30:52):
going into and out too. And they have these watering
holes scattered everywhere, And I should mention the conservation people
this is very cool.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
They actually we have pumps that.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Pump water constantly into these watering holes because the animals
really depend on it and their families and their bucks.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
So anyway, we pulled up to.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
One of the watering holes that we went to quite frequently,
and it was way out, it was like two hours
out into the bush, and.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
We suddenly realized.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
And the one thing I told the gods even my
first trip to Africa, I said, one thing I never
want to see is a kill. I never want to
see an animal being attacked by another animal. I would
never recover from that. So, by accident, we pulled up
by the watering hole and we saw that a baby
elephant had been killed by a lion, and two or
(31:43):
three lions were still lying nearby the carcass. And so
then what happens is animals gradually start coming to the
watering hole, and you can see them from far away,
like herds of elephants approaching.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
With their babies and everything else.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
And then will come in and they need to get
a drink of water too, And this goes on all day.
Zebra and Wilderby's they all come in for their drinks
and they seem to get along everybody. And the hippos
are in the middle of the watering hole. So anyway,
we see the carcass, and this was the most emotional
moment of the entire trip. One of the herds of
(32:20):
elephants came in and they kept getting closer and closer.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
To the carcass.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
They actually chased the lines away, which isn't an easy
thing to do. They don't give up their meat.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
So they came up this one herd of elephants, and
after a couple of minutes, you started getting a sense.
And none of us spoke, because you have to be quiet.
None of us smoke in the jeep. But we all
got a sense at the same time that this must
be I'm getting chill, this must be the baby elephant's mother.
And sure enough, the guy said, yeah, here's what's happening here.
(32:50):
Because the group of elephants, young and old, gathered around
the carcass and the mother elephan what appeared to be
the mother, you could feel the sadness and we all
looked at each other and we whispered, oh my god,
this is a memorial service. Yeah, like it was like
(33:12):
a church service. And it was very organized where they
put all the baby elephants in the middle. They are
very protective of the babies. The elephants in the middle
so that the lions couldn't get to the babies, and
the mother was leaning over the congress and they do
everything with their trunks. The trunks are extremely sensitive, and
you can tell that the mother elephant was basically blessing
(33:35):
the child with the trunk, yeah, and would sniff it
and then curl it up into a knot, almost like
so she could keep the scent of her child as
a memory. I'm telling you, you didn't need anyone to narrate.
You didn't need anyone to tell you. After a couple
of minutes, you knew exactly what was going on, and
the lions were smart enough to stay away because the
(33:56):
mother elephant also chased the lions away from the car
because as if to say, leave her alone or leave
the baby alone, and lions it's the only thing they fear.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
In the wild or the elephants.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah you said that, the jungle, but they're afraid of
the elephants.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
Yeah, lions own the night, as they say.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
But anyway, we sat quietly and watched, and I'm telling
you justin we were as close as Lisa.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
And I and Riley are to you right now watching
this go down. I lon did it last oh half hour?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
It just went on and you could just hear the
silent clicks of.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
The cameras slowly walk away.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Like yes, yeah, because there was one point where one
of the lions tried to get back to the and
the mother again chased it away.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
It's like a funeral.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yes, it was a funeral.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
By the way, you can go to my Instagram and
you can see this video. You can see everything we posted,
I mean videos of all different types of animals doing different.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Things, different experiences.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
It's a magical place what we witnessed basically, and this
hit me when I was flying home.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
The circle of life.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, that's going to do it for the best of
Billy and Lisa in the morning. Those were the top
five moments counted down by me producer Riley, and get
ready because we have a big week ahead of us.
On Monday morning, we are starting the jingle Ball Jackpot.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Collar twenty five will qualify to win the jackpot, which
is four front row tickets and a chance at one
hundred and eight thousand dollars. That's a lot of cash.
So that'll be seven ten and eight ten on Monday morning.
But for now, the Kisstop thirty countdown is coming up next,
so stay here on Kiss onea wait
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