Best Of Billy & Lisa: Winnie's Unknown Illness

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the best avilion. Lisa in the Morning, kis Onally,
Good Morning, It's producer riley Man.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Have we had a week? Happy Saturday? Thank God for
the weekend. Let's get right into the number five moment
of the week. We had Jeremy Piven in studio because
he was performing at the Wilber on Friday, and he
told us all about how he got into stand up comedy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Welcome back to Kiss. Want to wait, this is not
your first time in the studio.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
No, no, I've been here before.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah. Yeah, you do anything fun or cool since you
got here.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I just I hit the ground running here. I like
to just run around town and have people scream, let's
hug it out, bitch, Hey, where's mocky Mark Brown?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
They call my wife a rusty sea bucket.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Baby, you'll qualk.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
There's so much I can't What can I say on this?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I want don't listen to her. I'm kidding. Well, the
bottom line, Jeremy, everybody's happy you're here in Boston. Check
it out.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Hey, Marning crew excited to hear Jeremy's hitten and all
the things that he's been up to.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
He's got some great.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Great movies under his belt. Great speeches in Serendipity. Maybe
not the best movie out there, but man, he delivered
some really wonderful speeches, lectures even maybe And then of
course say anything, where are his firebug keys?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Where are his firebird keys? Key after Yeah, it sounds
like she's following you around.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Where did that come from?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
By the way, we have a thing we call the
talk back mic.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
People have an opportunity to send in audio messages that
we can play on.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
She was yelping my old movies.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
I love the Serendipity.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Jonathan Trader, Prominent Television. Oh no, so we stop that.

Speaker 8 (01:52):
Stop that.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why,
because first of all, no one wants to hear their
own voice. But you know, I'm very hard on myself
as a performer. I remember that movie and and we
were in the middle of shooting and they said, just
go over here and and uh and just record this,
you know, really quickly, and I and I had one take.
And I'm very hard on myself, and I anyone that's

(02:16):
worked with me, I'm a real paint in the ass
because i always want another take, because I'm going to
try a different way to do it so that one
I had one take and I don't like the way
it sounds, and it started playing it. Yeah, I'm weird,
I'm a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
We're sorry we pulled that.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
No, it's all good, it's all good. I just need therapy.
It's okay, it's it's not a big deal about this one. Yeah,
I love that. That was now, that's that's definitely in
the moment. That's in the moment. Yeah, that was great.
But no, to your point earlier, you got to go
where your loved in this life. And I have to say,

(02:51):
and I'm not I'm not just saying it that that
walking on the streets of Boston, there's a lot of
love here and and people are very honest. They're very
much like New York and where I'm from, Cargo, and
they'll give it to you straight, and if they don't
like you, they're gonna let you know. And there's love here.
And I can't wait to get to the wilbur And
a lot of people don't know I do stand up.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
And I was gonna say, what's the show, Like.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, I've been on statye since I was a kid,
and so the stage is my home, and you know,
whether people know me from whatever, any of those eighty
movies or ari Golden Entourage, they have a reference for me,
and they're gonna show up not knowing what they're gonna see.
But I've been on the road doing stand up for
over a decade and I'm a stage performer, so I

(03:34):
tell stories, I do observational stuff like you've seen a
million times before with stand ups. Impressions. I'm all over
the map, but it's me. It's who I am. And
people come up to me afterwards and they go, we
didn't know you were this funny. So it's a real
shot in the arm for me. It's a backhanded compliment
because I'm two hundred years old and I've done a
thousand movies and so but it's just what I think

(03:58):
is funny in this life. And we need to laugh
right now because it's very confusing times for all of us.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, it's funny. So you will interact with the people
in the crowd when you're at the Wilbur Frauden, No, I.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Just tell them the shutt.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
But that's okay. We have a button for that. I
love that.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, you solicited restaurant ideas from people here in Boston.
Do you get any good ones?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I got, I got some good ones. I got some
really good ones. And then I went to let me
tell you, it's on my Instagram page, just Jeremy Piven,
little Blue check.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
You go to.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I went to Aban Lewis and I'm not just saying
I went to Aben Lewis and uh yesterday and it
was one of the best steaks I've ever had. I
have no skin in the game. I'm not an investor
in the place, but you know I'm I don't do
the seed oil, so I just said, no, no oil,
just little butter, and my god, it was incredible. I

(05:03):
think I might just go back today. I was dreaming
about it. So that's that's my one recommendation. Maybe you
guys have others. Maybe there are people that can call in.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh, we have a lot of restaurant recommendations. You know.
I happen to do food television here on the bottom.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay, so you know.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's throwing that.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, I just want to make a big deal of Yeah,
so you know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, I'm not really he's the food guy, but the
food guy. Yeah, Jebbery, justin sure.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
I haven't had the opportunity to go there yet because
reservations are quite difficult.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
But I've heard really, really great things about Contessa. Oh yes,
Now Contessa is on the rooftop of the Newburray Hotel,
which used to be the original Rich Carlton in Boston.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, it's that's fancy and it's hard to get Okay,
it's hard to get in there.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well again, I could make a little call for it.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
There you go. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
The food, Yeah, Jerry, we did. We did a whole
segment of before you came in and people calling in
giving recommendations for you.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh that's amazing.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Yeah, a lot of people excited you were coming in.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I think that's so exciting that you're having Scottie Pippin
on today all this time with balls.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
No Pippin, Scotty, no tipping Scottie Pippen.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Hey, can I go back to your movies? Yeah? Did
you mention a number Earliers, how many movies?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I've done over eighty movies, and you know it's it's
at this point, to be honest with you, it was
in Italy and I've been I've been working on this
movie for about fifteen years. It'll be out this year.
That's the best work of my life, called the Performance.
And we were premiering it in Rome and this guy goes.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Jelemmy Bevan, Jellimy Vivn.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I was like, yeah. He goes, and he's pointing a
picture of me there because I was doing Q and A.
And he goes, I don't know you.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's great, you don't know me.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
That's amazing. I love what people tell me they don't
know me.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
You know, that's a really good accent by life. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
And then I said, can I get a macchiato? And
I have a Chicago accent, and so it came out
wrong and he goes, gay, yeah, And I was like,
are you roasting me? And then I realized you have
to do it in their accident. Yah, but no, he said.
He started scrolling me on IMDb and I watched him

(07:17):
and he kept looking and then looking up at me
and looking down and then he goes to Jamie b
Then he goes, he goes, where's your wife. I go,
I don't have a wife. Where's your family. I don't
have a family. I just have that. I just pointed
that that's all I got brot and I just had
this like, you know, crisis where I was just sitting

(07:37):
there going, yeah, what happened. Yeah. People are like, why
you're still single? You know, you're two hundred years old,
and I tell him, you know, I've been busy. I've
been married to my work and then my work decided
to see other people.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Good night.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Ever have you guys ever heard of genital anxiety?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well me neither. Hey, it's producer Riley. This is the
best of Billy and Lisa in the Morning. Let's get
right into number for you might be wondering why we
were talking about genital anxiety.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, here's the backstory.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
There's a thing we get as a group as a
show every morning from Winnie. We call it the prep Sheet,
and it's a variety of stories that if we choose too,
we can choose one and we can talk about it's
really weird. Well a lot of them are from Winnie's world.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's very weird.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
This one that we're about to address has appeared two
or three days in a row, and that doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And it hasn't left the sheet.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
You know, you keep saying you like it, so I'm
just gonna leave into talk about it.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I guess that one it is, go ahead?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is it the genital anxiety?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yes, it is. Okay, Now you have to appreciate as
a man. I come in here in the morning, and
if for three four days in a row, I'm seeing
genital anxiety on a sheet of paper in front of me,
my curiosity is part because you go right. So here's
the story. Genital anxiety is linked to a rock in

(09:01):
whole body deodorance. Now, a story goes on to say,
there was a time when the only deodorant a person
would need was the armpits, right, I mean, I think
we all use deodorant for the armpits, but in recent
years there's a niche for full body deodorants. And we're
talking about a deodorant that you would use on a

(09:22):
daily basis that would Yeah, it would take care of
your armpits, but it would also handle the crock. No,
the c crock is a weird shoe that some people wear.
Chefs seem to like that it's the crotch, the butt, crack,
the feet, or any other body part that they'd like

(09:46):
to have smelling fresh and clean.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Now, so is that like axe body spray that guys use.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Well, this is though it's actually yodorant that you put on.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
So it's like a roll on.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
Yeah, they have both.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I believe, depending on the company.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Or roll on.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
All I know is I'm all in for yourself.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, because I do weird little things.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
You're very clean, very conscious of So then why would
you need this?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Well because if it makes it easier and there's not
as much thought put into Okay, so I just know
that I've got my genital anxiety, sob or whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
This is quite the story.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
They saying that there's genital anxiety because people are so
nervous that they start sweating in those areas.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
And they might stink, so that gives them anxiety.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
But they're saying now that they have this body under
that was never a thing. People are like they need it.
They feel like, oh, I need to smell.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Fresh every in every crevice, but you don't technically.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, And you know, like you're confident going into a
certain situations, right, you know, like things work out on
a date and you know that everything can carry you there. Yeah,
if you get home, you can kind of just slip
into the bathroom and get your stuff.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Rub it all over, yeah where it needs to go,
and then everybody's happy. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
It sounds weird, but I guess I guess i'd try it.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I don't know, what do you want me to do?
I put it on my try it, put it everywhere
I'm carrying it. It's going right into my dop kit. Yeah,
I'm gonna have to make room. I have a lot
of products in there, the.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Only one that is a woman.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Like, if you get certain products near certain areas, I
can throw off your pH whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You know for women in that area. I think I
would not do this.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Less is more right. Yeah, The less fragrances and import
things you put down there, the better for your.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well, here's my problem. I've read the story two or
three times completely through the entire story. They don't give
me any recommendations. So like, if I'm going to CVS, yeah,
and know how everything's locked up now, that's another story
for another day. You know that a bar of soap
now is locked up?

Speaker 8 (12:06):
It's okay, okay, BUTO go ahead.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
But am I gonna have to go to the front
desk and ask where the genital anxiety program? Yes, whatever
it is a line.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, you'll see it in the deud in section.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
It might be locked up.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, they're gonna have to put a big sign up
because we're not used to seeing genital anxiety products.

Speaker 10 (12:30):
Hi, I wanted to comment on this whole body deodorant discussion.
I use it not every day, but like on day's
night I'm going to be outside in sweating and they
also come in a lotion form and you just like
kind of rub it where you might sweat, so like
underneath the sports bra line. That's a great place any
kind of crevice I guess you might have, but it's

(12:51):
great and First Aid Beauty makes a great one.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
Thanks.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Like, I'm really excited about this because I often wonder
about the other areas that you don't give enough thought to.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
This actually just reminded me of something. I have a
Bill's Christmas list. I'm adding this. I'm not joking. Yeah, yeah,
I have a list that I keep up. Things I
could buy a Billy for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's got to be high end.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Well, I you know, I just don't want some product
over the counter.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
I want you want like Louis Vauton built body deodorant.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well, I don't want to get something and then all
of a sudden there's a reaction. Oh a sudden I've
got down there.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah, that could be really.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
The area is not used to it. So I wanted
to be a reputable Yes, pray or rub.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
On or I'll do my best for the genital anxiety body. Yeah,
please do Yeah, I'll do my best.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
What I say to my son when he goes into
the shower just because I want him to wash those areas.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
So when he's in the.

Speaker 10 (13:48):
Shower, I tell him, make sure you get your pits.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Your crack and under your sack.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, welcome into the Best of Billy and Lisa in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's producer Riley. I'm going to be counting them down
for you.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
Happy Saturday.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
By the way, So this week, our girl Winnie was
let's just say struggling. She had an unknown illness and
we had her describe her symptoms. It's number three.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Winnie has been walking around with her head is twice
it's a normal size.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Have you ever seen the movie Saw That? You know, Jigsaw,
this little puppet thing and he's got the coffee face.
That's what when he looks like, unfortunately, but it's only
half her face.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, one of her eyes is shut.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's such a bad look, though. I feel so bad
for you.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It looks like a bad procedure at the plastic surgeon.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yeah, it looks like a butler in the side of
my face.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
This is a weird injury. What happened? All right?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
So on Sunday I thought I had a pimple on them,
like my temple area on the left side of my face,
and I go there and thank you, and maybe I
stopped on it wrong.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
So then Monday, during the show, I wasn't feeling well
and I was like, oh, maybe I should go home
and take a nap.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
It's like hold and flu season soon.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
So I get home and I feel like my face
is all puffy and like sore and down to like
my glands, so like down to my neck and then
up to like my forehead. So here I am like,
oh my god, it's like something wrong. I FaceTime my
mom and she is like the Queen of You're fine,
take some tile and all. She's like, you need to
go to the doctor because my whole face on this
side is like swollen and there's a little red mark

(15:29):
so I go to the doctor and they tell me
they think it's a spider bite or mosquito bite. They
give me an antibiotic. That was Monday. Nothing has changed.
I've taken Clarendon, I've taken tile and all. I've been
icing my face. I've been taking the antbiotic twice a
day and my face hurts about I woke up in
paying yesterday crying at like one in the morning, and

(15:49):
I had to ice my face, like I can't, I
almost can't function. And I remember, Lisa, like a while ago, you.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Had a year ago, I had the same exact thing.
Was on my arm, my forearm watch. It swelled up
and then I had poison ivy on top of it.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Yeah, my god.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
So I actually had to I missed a day of
work because I couldn't move my arm and I was
in so much pain that and but when had I
hate to tell you, because I went to the doctor
and they said that it could take weeks for you
to have any relief. It takes a long time with
spider bites.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
So this is kind of like a palsy.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, no, literally, it's I mean, when I tell you,
if I even like graze, my face like, no pressure.
If I just put my fingertips on my face, it's painful, and.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
It's just that one side.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
It stops at my notes. So from the left right
side of my face. Cool, once you hit my notes
to the left side.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
All pain. Now you haven't noticed this, but over the
past few days, since your face swelled up, Producer Riley
and I have been making Winnie faces.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Go ahead, that's.

Speaker 8 (16:52):
Least of my problem. So you've tried everything, right.

Speaker 11 (16:55):
I've also had lots of spider bites.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Don't ask.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Ben and Drill. You gotta take Ben and Drill. Have
you tried that?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I did it, and I didn't take it in them
because obviously you far me.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
So I haven't been taking it. Obviously I've been taking
clare at it in the day. But yeah, nothing.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
By the way, my opinion, spiders are mobilizing. There's a
spider uprising. We're seeing them everywhere. All of a sudden,
everybody's talking about their spider bites. No one is talking
about mosquito bites this season. They're all talking about spider bites.
Have you had a weird injury?

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Well, I dropped a candle on my toe, which is
not that uncommon. But this is, you know, ten years ago,
and my my toenail has never grown back to the same.
I don't know. It's like deformed looking at I don't
know how to fix that.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Is it all the way grown back or no.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
It grow it grows back, but it grows back split.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh you know, so you don't wear flip flops, do you?

Speaker 8 (17:49):
I do at my house, but no, I don't wear open.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Toad How big was this candle?

Speaker 8 (17:53):
It was giant. It was giant. Yeah, my son was laughing.
It hurt really bad at least.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Do you remember when I fell in the engine room
of Hell. Yeah, and I had a hematoma the signs
of a soccer ball sticking out of my shin one
of my legs.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I made you go to the emergency room. Yeah, I
was so worried.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yeahs' relate to that.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Like a couple of hours after it happened, my son
Chris had a football game for Saint John's Prep down
the street. We were in Denver'sport at the time, and
I went to the football game. Limped my way to
the game because I wanted to say it was a
big game. And I'm standing on the sidelines and one
of the parents says, what's going on with your leg?
Like you've got something growing out of the side of it.

(18:36):
And then I went down to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Isn't it still discolored? Yes to this day.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
Wow. Yeah, some of the most bizarre injuries are long lasting. Yes,
let's go to Mark online one. He has another idea
for Winnie.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Mark, you have help for Winnie or a weird injury.

Speaker 12 (18:54):
Well, no, it seems like it might be helpful Winnie.
This is a long shot. But so I'm on seventeen
of shingles on my face.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I can't I'm sitting next to Billy.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Will what if I give it to Billy and kill him?
Like That's the.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
Most painful thing I've ever been through. But it started
with on just the left side of my nose, all
the way to my ear. It was just pain, and
I thought it was a sinus infection.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh, I wouldn't give Oh my god, I need.

Speaker 12 (19:26):
To probably broke out on the nose and then all
hell broke loud and it was awful. So I wanted
to warn Winnie. Just make sure it's not shinkle.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Okay, I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
The Dodgers today again, so maybe I'll bring up that concern.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
And when I'm there, Mark, do me a favor. We're
constantly hearing about the devastation of shingles. Describe the pain.

Speaker 12 (19:50):
I'm saying it was so it just fluctuated from the
nerves from my nose all the way to my ear,
and it was just the nerve pain. It was no
pain I've ever had. I had to go to the
hospital for twenty four hours. Wait, this is the pain
was so bad and it was going into my eye
and I wanted to make sure that my eye was okay.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
I was on.

Speaker 12 (20:11):
Morphine for twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
What my morphine.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's funny because my eyesocke it hurts so bad. I've
been telling you guys, my eye socket hurts.

Speaker 12 (20:20):
Mark, you described it my eye socket. It was my cheek.
It was all the way to my ear. And I
was like, oh, just take some suita fed I'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh, they give you morphine when you're on your way out,
you know, you give me a little more morphine. Give
another one. Oh man, that's intense.

Speaker 12 (20:39):
It's been September first, and like it's starting to heal
and now it's itchy as heck. I don't wish this
on anyone. It's on day seventeen.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, oh god, that's so painful for Mark. So if
you I have a question though, if you get shingles,
do you do you then get the shingle shot or
I didn't know. Is it too late?

Speaker 6 (21:00):
I thought it was for older people.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's yeah, it usually is.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, so that's yeah. I'm Mark doesn't sound old, No,
I know, not at all.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Yeah, yeah, typically it is.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
As you get older, there's a greater chance shingles can
happen to you.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
I can tell you from experience. It is bad. It's
something you never want to encounter.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
For more of the inside story, visit shinglesinfo dot com. Well, Whinnie,
did you have Winnie, did you have chicken pox?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yes, as a child.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, it's the same virus.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yeah, I did have it as a child when I
was like three.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
But you do get morphine.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Honestly, that sounds cool. I mean that sounds like a
nice time.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
Right now without pain urine.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Welcome back into the Top five moments of the week.
It's producer Riley and I'm going to be counting them
down for you. So this week, Winnie was struggling with
an unknown illness that people wanted to help her diagnose
so many people wanted to help her, in fact, that
we turned it into a topic time.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's number two.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Jenna's and Lawrence. Good morning, Jen. Do you think Winnie
has shin? What are you thinking.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
It's possible?

Speaker 11 (22:03):
I mean, I woke up one morning and I had
some serious pain in my eye.

Speaker 13 (22:08):
It felt like it was like irritated.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
Sure, I got in and went and tried to like
throw some water in there, and it just made it
one hundred times worse. So I got in to see
the eye doctor. And the eye doctor did an examine.
He says, oh, yeah, you get shingles in your eye.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Oh god, how it.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
Was very very painful, very painful. It was like in
the eyeball itself, not around the eye, the eye they get.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
What do they give you for it?

Speaker 11 (22:41):
It was eye drops? Yep, that was it.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I just tell them to put me down that kind
of shingles pain in the eyeball. Are you getting me?
Good call? Thank you. Let's go to Rose Maria and Wellesley. Rose,
what's your story?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, I'm just one.

Speaker 14 (23:00):
Hell, I've never had jingles. My mom did, and uh
they gave her the uh the cycle of air, you know,
the anti viral. But Twenny, if you can't see an
eye doctor, I recommend I work in medical specialties. An
ass eioneer is the best place to go with your

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eyes in the emergency room, so I recommend that highly.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Okay, when you get out of work.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
See, I don't really think it's her eye though, it's
it's like the side of her face and she has
a giant bite on her forehead. I hope it's not
like she was in the Amazon or something.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I know I live in Randolph, but I'm not in Peru.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
It could be.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
It could.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Could be the eye, you know, causing the other issues.
Could be it could be an eye infection.

Speaker 15 (23:51):
Material infection of the eye often comes from using the
public swimming pool, from rubbing the eyes with the fingers,
and from using soiled towels.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
So do you soiled towel?

Speaker 15 (24:06):
No?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
I washed my towels all the time.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah. But as we were listening to that sound you
were rubbing your eye.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
I noticed that.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Right.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay, let's go to Karen. She's in Newton. Karen. You're
not the original Karen, are you?

Speaker 16 (24:21):
No, I'm only the good kind. I'm not a bad
kind of promise.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I promise, all right, help us sound Karen, Well, I.

Speaker 16 (24:28):
Just wanted to mention that because Lisa had said to
get the singles vaccine after you've had shingles, but you
diate for older people, you want to get it before.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
But what I was asking, I was asking, if you
got shingles, do you get the shot after you've already
had it? Like that was the question.

Speaker 16 (24:46):
Oh, I see, well, I think you can. But the
biggest thing is that you can get like permanent pain
after you have sjingles like that nice man who called
it can get better. But for some of the people
that page, the pain stays. It's called post herpetic neuralgia
and it's all and you can be chronically debilitated. So
the vaccine is helpful to prevent that from happening.

Speaker 12 (25:05):
And that's an important thing to know permanently.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Primarily do I go on like disability?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Right the way it goes to the money? Do I
get money out of this?

Speaker 7 (25:16):
No?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
I don't mean it like that, but like I'm going
to be debilitated.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Well, Karen sounded like a doctor.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
Yeah, she was definitely a doctor.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, they really are. They really want you to get
the shingles vaccine. Now at a certain age, I think
it's fifty, right, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yeah, I'm nowhere near fifty.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
I see well, I see a lot of talkbacks from
people saying they've gotten shingles in their thirties.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh wow, interesting, yeah, Whinnie oh man.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Friends, I'm sorry to hear that you're not feeling great.
I really hope that you don't have shingles. I have shingles.
It's on my roof. You don't want those shingles on
your Now, let's go back to the phone, getting a
lot of calls. Ashley is in Derry, New Hampshire. Ashley,

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what do.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
You have to add?

Speaker 13 (26:11):
Hey, guys, I love you guys, listening every morning. But
I last year I was playing with my dog in
our living room. We have a metal one of those
big metal dog crates, and the door was left open
and I jumped backwards playing with my dog, hit the
metal dog crate with my groin, ruptured an artery and
was bleeding out internally and had to have emergency vagina surgery.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Awesome, OCAP.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
That sounds so painful.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
So you're playing with the dog. You had a metal
cage for the dog and you ruptured your your groin.

Speaker 13 (26:45):
Yeah, there's an artery that goes right down there between
your groin and you're like the side of your leg,
and I just hit it at just the right angle
and nicked that artery and it was internally bleeding. Thank god,
I didn't like break the skin on the outside, because
I would have probably blood out in my living room.
Oh my god, up like the size of a grapefruit.

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Everything is back to normal now, thank god.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
What was the connection to your vagina.

Speaker 13 (27:11):
That's where the bleeding went, so the whole thing swelled up,
so like the size of a grape.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Yeah, go ahead, no, I want to get some of
these talk backs here. A lot of people have weird injuries,
like Whinny.

Speaker 17 (27:34):
My weirdest injury to date is I used a glittery
wrapping paper one Christmas to do a bunch of presents,
and then the next.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Morning I woke up with one of.

Speaker 17 (27:44):
The pieces of glitter stuck in.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
My eye and it was a big thing. I could
not get it out.

Speaker 17 (27:50):
Had to go to the doctors and he said he's
going to scoop it out. So that was terrified, but
it all worked out.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Oh my that's why I hate.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I hate glitter too.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Annoying people who send the holiday card with the glitter
that falls all over the floor. I want to send
something back.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Yeah, that was very, very, very messy.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
What is that spider?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yes, oh my god, why would she say that?

Speaker 8 (28:24):
Okay, I'll stop it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay, that is just the spiders start crawling out of
herself right now.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Let's lean towards shingles. Well, I do. I did get
a report, an anonymous report, just now off the air,
that there is somebody in the building that I will
not name, but we all know that has shingles. Yes,
that's all I'm going to say. So we'll have to
investigate that further.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You don't. They didn't tell you.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I was just told do I interact with them?

Speaker 8 (28:57):
I don't. I don't know if it's contagious or not.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
I thought it was like chicken pock, so I thought
it would be contagious.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
I'm not sure. Oh god.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
By the way, Winnie, as the spiders start exiting your
eye socket, do not kill them.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Yeah, They're just.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Babies, living creatures.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
It's their the form of life. Just escort them out, Yeah,
just tell them shoe that's what you gotta do. S
just shoe away. Oh my god, lot of so many
people have weird injuries.

Speaker 17 (29:22):
All these people with their bizarre and freak injuries, they
have to remember any accident.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Very small, top dog log dog.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
All right, let's get right into the number one moment
of the week. It's producer Riley and I'm counting down
the top five moments of the week with you. I've
spent a lot of time talking about Winnie's unknown illness.
Let me tell you right off the bat, Yes, she
did have shingles. She was actually out of the show
on Friday because of it.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
But here's the update morning.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
I just saw Winnie's sad update that she posted that
she is. That's such a bummer. But honestly, how impressive
that she was properly diagnosed yesterday by people calling into
the show. I might be biased because I listen every
single day, but Billy and Lisa listeners are pretty smart.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
She's right.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It was amazing that they they were spot on.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, is she on the phone?

Speaker 8 (30:23):
She is, and she's telling me her eye is basically
close shut.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Right. Hey, hey, whinny, Hi, Before we get to the shingles,
do you have a lawyer.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
I could get one.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Why, well you should probably know I've already been in
touch with top Dog law. Yes, just think if I
get shingles from you, I am suing your butt.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
First of all, this is not for me. We know
there's someone else in the building that had it.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Oh that's another story for another day. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
Yeah, she also didn't know she had shingles. Yesterday they
said it was a spider bite. So yeah she knew,
well had idea. Oh please, but yeah, Billy's gonna Billy's
calling top Dog winny.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, they're standing by. We got we got a case
we gotta get. Are you feeling as your eye really closed? Now?
So it got worse.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
It's like on the outer corner. It's like where my
you know, where my eye brow meets like my skin,
it's like red and puffy.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Minus too right now, me too. It's weird and we're
all itching in here.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Imagine if we all get having pains, you're having Timothy pains.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Yeah that's it.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
No, No, I think top Dog log is gonna love this.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
If we all get it. It's it's like called the
class action loss.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, it is your name on any of the properties I.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Have no property, I know.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I mean, you know your dad Tony, Like, what's he got?
Is he worth much?

Speaker 7 (31:57):
I've seen my parents have at home. They gotta call.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
They should probably start looking for some place because I'm
taking the god.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
All right, winning. So how are you feeling otherwise? Are
you feeling your body everything?

Speaker 7 (32:09):
I'm achey. It's literally just the left side of my
face last I woke up again at like three this morning,
probably for like an hour, like ice in my face.
It's getting past. I can't sleep through the night like
I'm getting to like you know, one or two or three,
and then I'm up for like an hour.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
What did they give you at the doctors? Like any medication?

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Okay, Lisa, it is like a horse pill. It's the
biggest pill I have ever seen in my life. I
don't even know how I'm following it.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Like it is, but I mean it's really you figure
it out some practice.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's sometimes getting pretty vague.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Speaking of which, does your boyfriend Clove have it?

Speaker 7 (32:50):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Does your boyfriend clove? Fine?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
No, he's fine. He's been around me the whole time
and you're good, right, Yeah, he said he's good.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
He's in the car where are you guys going.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
He's driving. I just doing the eye doctor. Oh wow, yeah,
I'm on the way. I have an eight forty five appointment.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
So it doesn't sound it doesn't sound like it's the
full ballowon shingles that we hear about.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
Well, I'm I'm not even am I thirty somethings. I'm
not anywhere near shingles. But they're concerned because it's on
my face and my eye. They don't want to get
into my eye and my eye sockets all swollen eye patch.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I'm talking iPad.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
Oh my, oh, oh my god. Today is national talk
like a pirate day. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Really, yes, oh wow, it's perfect to pick up an
eye patch over at CBS or something.

Speaker 14 (33:42):
Oh man, with an eye for you.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Bill, Now, don't come in here when you want.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
When should I come in to.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Say?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
You have to ask your doctor that?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Well, they said, they were like, just cover it when
you're around people. They were like a little nonchwan about it.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
Oh yeah, yeah. But when you work next to Bill
and you touch things that you hand.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
Them, Oh yeah, I didn't, So I didn't want to
come in.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
We do, sir, Riley is now touching all the things
you've touched.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
And Billy doesn't know if he's had Billy doesn't know
if he's had chicken pox.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
So you know, I did have it. I know it's very,
very bad when I was like three, but.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I have it.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Billy hasn't had it.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Yeah, oh, I'm sure you had it. You would some
like non chicken pox day, like this is going.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
To be an epidemic in here. M well, there's already
so running around with blazing jingles, and nobody told us.
I know it's like this is like a germ den
this building.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
I know. Well when he we hope you feel better.
Let us know what the doctor says. Yeah, this is tough,
all right, make sure you all right, make sure you're
tell him what's how you feeling? Are you still itchy?
I'm a little itchy.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I'm fine so far.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
But that's a lot of money, right, you're not going
to get any money.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
She didn't know she's running around. Nobody told us blazing shingles.
What's he touching everything?

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Everything?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Is it shingles?

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Catchy? I'd be taking a bath in lifel all right.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well, that's going to do it for the top five
Moments of the Week. Thanks for spending your Saturday morning
with me. It's producer Riley. By the way, now we
are starting a brand newest secret sound on a Monday
at seven ten and listen up because the cash prize
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