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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have a little thing to discuss here, Whinny. Yesterday
you posted a video of me in the middle of something.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, so if you had to kiss Instagram or Billy
links to Instagram. There is a video of Billy ranting
and raving. I muted it because you know, Billy can't
be trusted when we're off and we're on air, he
can't be trusted.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And I didn't know that she was videotaping me in
the middle of one of my rants.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You always say that, yeah, you didn't see the phone.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, she kind of I did at the very end.
I did because she holds it very low, okay, and
kind of away from me. So I don't really know
what's going on. Plus, I'm in the middle of a rant.
I'm not looking at Whinny all due respect.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So can we reveal what the rant was? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I need to be careful with this, but I just
want to say, you know, I've got a certain ocud complex,
you do, Okay. So I tend to go to the
car wash more than most people, Okay, And all of
a sudden, in my life the last year or so,
(01:00):
the car wash has become the most stressful part of
my life. I mean more stressful than work, than anything
I do. The minutes I spend at a car wash
are just very stressful. And I'll try to tell you why. Okay, recently,
and I'm not naming car washes because I think this
is all car washes universally, now there's a new thing
(01:23):
where they want you to be a member of their family.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Okay, they want you to be a member of the
car wash. I know where you go, Okay, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So, and I don't know when it's started, but it's
fairly recently. So when you pull in, you would go
up to the guy that takes the money or takes
your credit card, and yeah, it's it's a quick transaction,
and then you go and then the guy directs you
make sure your tires are going in the right place. Well,
recently they started this thing where when you pull up
(01:54):
to pay so you can go in the car wash,
he's holding a pamph like a brochure, okay, and he's
trying to explain to you that you need to get
a membership to the car wash, you need to join
the family at the car wash. And and you say, well,
(02:14):
you know, I'm not really just want one wash.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, they don't let it go. They don't.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
They keep saying how much money you'll save if you
join the membership, But then.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
They get very critical critical of you if you say no,
like they're not taking no for an answer.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, Billy's so right on this, You're so right.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They shame you and you say, like, the look on
their face is like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, they say the words, what are you stupid? You
could get you could get as many car washes as
you want for a dollar a month, and I'm like,
I don't want it. So it's been going on for
so long, and Listen knows this.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, he's been talking about this for much so.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That now as I'm heading to the car wash, like,
I'll get in the car now and go to the
car wash, right, And the entire trip to the car wash,
I'm thinking about what story I can make up to
justify the fact that I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't want to join the family.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Billy told one guy that he was selling the car
and that he was taking it to get washed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
As he's driving into.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
The dealership, Yeah, the car has been sold, right, So
that's one start. Listen, I've sold the car and delivering
it today. That's why I'm coming to the car them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He's moving to Florida. Wait a minute, you're lying.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yes, that's how crazy he's getting stressed because he's like running.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Out of lies.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, so now I feel pressured into coming up with
a more creative story.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Right every time.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't know this guy from Adam, like you know,
and I can barely understand him.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Not that there's anything wrong with that, right, And now
he's so much stressed, and.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Now he's shouting at me and I no, I just
told you I sold the car. And I've also told
them before that the car's going to Florida for the winter.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Now I'm sharing phony family stories with him, yes, So
what are the lies you've told so far? Okay? The
car was just sold.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, and I'm cleaning it for that purpose, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Or it's oh yesterday was it's not my car?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're borrowing the barrow the car because I'm giving And
now I'm going on and giving him detail. And I'm
saying I'm because he was so nice to loan me
the car, I feel the need to vacuum it and
clean it so I can give it back.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But now it's taken another turn.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now, you know, when you pull into the free vacuums,
they have a separate guy with brochures now that walks
around the vacuum cleaners and trying to push you into
the membership. So now that's episode one, and then you
got episode two when you get to the cashier and
there's a third guy. Now, because when you come out
of the car wash, you want to wipe down your car.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
And by the way, some car washers do that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Why do some car washers don't have the guys wiping
down the car anyway, Now you're wiping down the car
and a third guy comes up and they're dressed a
little bit better.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know, And now I need another story.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So now every time I go to the car wash,
I need three differentes kill.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The same story three times.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I know, because then I leave and I'm still stressed
because I'm wondering, oh, did the one guy tell the
other guy that I told him a different story?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Then you would be caught. You don't want to get caught.
Can I ask you a question? Yeah, why don't you
just get the membership? If you go so much, you
would save money.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's just because nobody's getting fourteen car washes a week
be fair.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Even if you go once a week, it will pay
for itself.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Regardless how many times you're going to the car wash
in the winter.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I desperately hope that today, when you go, the guy
comes up to you and says, I thought you were
moving to Florida.
We have a little thing to discuss here, Whinny. Yesterday
you posted a video of me in the middle of something.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, so if you had to kiss Instagram or Billy
links to Instagram. There is a video of Billy ranting
and raving. I muted it because you know, Billy can't
be trusted when we're off and we're on air, he
can't be trusted.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And I didn't know that she was videotaping me in
the middle of one of my rants.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You always say that, yeah, you didn't see the phone.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, she kind of I did at the very end.
I did because she holds it very low, okay, and
kind of away from me. So I don't really know
what's going on. Plus, I'm in the middle of a rant.
I'm not looking at Whinny all due respect.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So can we reveal what the rant was? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I need to be careful with this, but I just
want to say, you know, I've got a certain ocud complex,
you do, Okay. So I tend to go to the
car wash more than most people, Okay, And all of
a sudden, in my life the last year or so,
(01:00):
the car wash has become the most stressful part of
my life. I mean more stressful than work, than anything
I do. The minutes I spend at a car wash
are just very stressful. And I'll try to tell you why. Okay, recently,
and I'm not naming car washes because I think this
is all car washes universally, now there's a new thing
(01:23):
where they want you to be a member of their family.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Okay, they want you to be a member of the
car wash. I know where you go, Okay, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So, and I don't know when it's started, but it's
fairly recently. So when you pull in, you would go
up to the guy that takes the money or takes
your credit card, and yeah, it's it's a quick transaction,
and then you go and then the guy directs you
make sure your tires are going in the right place. Well,
recently they started this thing where when you pull up
(01:54):
to pay so you can go in the car wash,
he's holding a pamph like a brochure, okay, and he's
trying to explain to you that you need to get
a membership to the car wash, you need to join
the family at the car wash. And and you say, well,
(02:14):
you know, I'm not really just want one wash.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, they don't let it go. They don't.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
They keep saying how much money you'll save if you
join the membership, But then.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
They get very critical critical of you if you say no,
like they're not taking no for an answer.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, Billy's so right on this, You're so right.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They shame you and you say, like, the look on
their face is like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, they say the words, what are you stupid? You
could get you could get as many car washes as
you want for a dollar a month, and I'm like,
I don't want it. So it's been going on for
so long, and Listen knows this.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, he's been talking about this for much so.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That now as I'm heading to the car wash, like,
I'll get in the car now and go to the
car wash, right, And the entire trip to the car wash,
I'm thinking about what story I can make up to
justify the fact that I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't want to join the family.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Billy told one guy that he was selling the car
and that he was taking it to get washed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
As he's driving into.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
The dealership, Yeah, the car has been sold, right, So
that's one start. Listen, I've sold the car and delivering
it today. That's why I'm coming to the car them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He's moving to Florida. Wait a minute, you're lying.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yes, that's how crazy he's getting stressed because he's like running.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Out of lies.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, so now I feel pressured into coming up with
a more creative story.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Right every time.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't know this guy from Adam, like you know,
and I can barely understand him.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Not that there's anything wrong with that, right, And now
he's so much stressed, and.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Now he's shouting at me and I no, I just
told you I sold the car. And I've also told
them before that the car's going to Florida for the winter.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Now I'm sharing phony family stories with him, yes, So
what are the lies you've told so far? Okay? The
car was just sold.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, and I'm cleaning it for that purpose, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Or it's oh yesterday was it's not my car?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're borrowing the barrow the car because I'm giving And
now I'm going on and giving him detail. And I'm
saying I'm because he was so nice to loan me
the car, I feel the need to vacuum it and
clean it so I can give it back.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But now it's taken another turn.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now, you know, when you pull into the free vacuums,
they have a separate guy with brochures now that walks
around the vacuum cleaners and trying to push you into
the membership. So now that's episode one, and then you
got episode two when you get to the cashier and
there's a third guy. Now, because when you come out
of the car wash, you want to wipe down your car.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
And by the way, some car washers do that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Why do some car washers don't have the guys wiping
down the car anyway, Now you're wiping down the car
and a third guy comes up and they're dressed a
little bit better.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know, And now I need another story.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So now every time I go to the car wash,
I need three differentes kill.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The same story three times.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I know, because then I leave and I'm still stressed
because I'm wondering, oh, did the one guy tell the
other guy that I told him a different story?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Then you would be caught. You don't want to get caught.
Can I ask you a question? Yeah, why don't you
just get the membership? If you go so much, you
would save money.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's just because nobody's getting fourteen car washes a week
be fair.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Even if you go once a week, it will pay
for itself.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Regardless how many times you're going to the car wash
in the winter.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I desperately hope that today, when you go, the guy
comes up to you and says, I thought you were
moving to Florida.
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