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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brian, what's your story.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey guys, good morning to you. Thanks for taking my call. Yeah,
my neighbor next door. My dad has always hit for
years that he's buying on everyone. He's crazy. None of
us believe my dad. We're just like, ah, he's a
lonely old guy next door, nothing wrong. Everyone goes to
the office in my house except for me, who takes
a vacation day. The neighbor must have seen all the
(00:24):
cars leave the driveway and I'm outside with the dog
and the neighbors an he's a lonely guy. He's in
our driveway with binoculars. The dog goes nuts and he's
just standing there. And we live on a cul de
sac spying into people's homes. Wow, call running police. They
(00:44):
do nothing. They just said, you know, it's you know,
we have crazy neighbors. But he's technically not doing anything
because he's on like the more sidewalk side of the street,
near the curb. But not a bad guy. Hasn't done
anything yet. But now we all believe my dad and
we're a little more agile with him. But it's kind
of crazy that these people can live right next door
(01:06):
and sometimes even though they seem lonely, they can be
doing a little bit more mischiefs thing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So your dad was right all along.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It was for years, but I guess he's been like this,
So yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, when you were standing there with your dog, When
you were standing there and you saw him with the binoculars,
did you confront him?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I took a picture of it, and I was like,
I don't know, Like, does this guy have a gun?
Like he's big on, like he's big on his Vietnam
story and like outside wearing one of those hats. Okay
I did. I did. The dog ran right up to him,
started barking. I have a big black lab. She ran
up starts barking at him, and I was just like, hey,
what's you know? What's going on? And all of a sudden,
(01:48):
he didn't say anything, quickly turned around and just walked
right back inside his garage, closed the door like nothing happened.
But it's really kind of scary that those people lived lived,
you know, right nearby. You know, so it's to be careful.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's best not to engage you. I think you did
the right thing. Let's go to Michelle next. Michelle, you
got a crazy how are you good?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh yeah, don't mind the rain. I'm on Morris Boulevard
and it's crazy. I've got a guy. I live in
the city and when it snows, we you say, favors
up and whatnot. And so there's a lot of older
people in the enaghble Wood that don't have cars. You
can hear him at four in the morning starting to
shuffle and he takes all the snow from the sidewalk
and buried in any car that anywhere near his house.
(02:34):
And you can't even see your car. And if you
stumble it out, believe they'll bury it in again. He
goes like streets down, gets snow, walks back and will
kill just out of fight, out of whatever. Not even
in front of his house. You can be eight houses dad,
and he's buried new in.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He buries your car, story.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Buries it in like you can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, a lot of crazy neighbor stories come from the snow. Yes,
people trying to find a parking space, especially in the city.
I could barely hear her because it's really raining out.
It's pouring, I mean so much so there are ducks
all over the property here outside the I just noticed
that I looked out the window.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Well, going back to that first callar there, every neighborhood
has a busy body, have a nosy neighbor, you know,
which is not always a bad thing. Sometimes they're good.
I actually live with one, you know, my mother in
law downstairs. She's kind of a busy body. She's harmless,
but she knows everything that's going on. Yeah, she talks
to all the neighbors, to the gossip, you know what
I mean. Yeah, So it's not always a bad thing.
(03:35):
But when that dude, that guy is creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, we used to call those a nettago. She's a nettigon.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, busy body, you know that nonny.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
She's an interesting character. We have another Michelle. That's back
to back. Michelle's Michelle, you have a good one. Give
us some juicy neighbor stories.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Hi, how are you this morning?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We're great, Michelle.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Go ahead. So I had these neighbors, this husband and
wife across the street from us, and I have basically
twin girls, and we have these flock of like geese
come in. And there was one in particular that was
basically dying and it was laying in the middle of
(04:14):
the street. And then there were some other ones that
came in. Long story short, I caused animal control. They
told me to get a rake and basically go over
shoe them off. So I go outside, I get the
rake and start shoeing them off. My neighbors open their
windows and start screaming, you're abusing those peas, You're abusing
those peace like they were nuts. And so I started
(04:39):
laughing because there was a lot of drama between us.
And so the next thing I know, these squad cars
come flying onto our streets with the lights on and
they stop me. They corner me, and they're basically like,
this is physical abuse on the geese.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They come out. The next thing you know, the police
are over there. I've got police holding me to the side.
The police that were across the street came over and said,
you have got the craziest blanking neighbors and you need
to be you know, you need to be on guard.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I gotta tell you, though, you probably looked a little
abusive from a distance with the rake pushing the geese aside,
but they didn't realize you would.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I wasn't pushing.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Them, Okay, yeah, I wasn't pushing them, and I was
just kind of running the rake along the ground, and
you know they were looking for any reason to call
the police on me.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It was.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, the cop callers. Those are those another part of that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Never gets better. If they have a neighbor that calls
the cops on you, that's it. That's never going to
get better.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
They want to dial nine one one so bad, it's
on speed dial. They wanted to get excited, you know.
And then and then they hide in their house and
they watch out of the current and they peak to
see when the cops come. It's the worst. But billion
you mentioned a couple of minutes ago, neighbor when you
were younger, we used to steal your balls. That's a
true story. Yeah, and you alone.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So we had a neighbor growing up as kids, and
she did exactly what Billy's neighbor did.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And would keep all of our balls.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
And she did this for years, much older lady.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And one day she passed away, and when they were
having an open house, we all walked in and found
all the balls.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Actually them.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I even remember the woman's name, Guccatine. Gujiatine was her name,
Guzia teen. Yeah, she was, you know, not from this country.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
And it's so crazy to the Sandlot, you know, which
is you know, set many years ago, that's the basis
of the movie. Yes, but it was a dog, but yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
This was my grandmother's neighbor and when we were little,
we used to play baseball.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And soccer in her yard and.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Her neighbor used to take our balls and would hide them.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And then she passed.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Away a couple of years ago and we found almost
all of them in her basement and we put one
on her grave, her grave. Yeah, that's morbid.
Brian, what's your story.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey guys, good morning to you. Thanks for taking my call. Yeah,
my neighbor next door. My dad has always hit for
years that he's buying on everyone. He's crazy. None of
us believe my dad. We're just like, ah, he's a
lonely old guy next door, nothing wrong. Everyone goes to
the office in my house except for me, who takes
a vacation day. The neighbor must have seen all the
(00:24):
cars leave the driveway and I'm outside with the dog
and the neighbors an he's a lonely guy. He's in
our driveway with binoculars. The dog goes nuts and he's
just standing there. And we live on a cul de
sac spying into people's homes. Wow, call running police. They
(00:44):
do nothing. They just said, you know, it's you know,
we have crazy neighbors. But he's technically not doing anything
because he's on like the more sidewalk side of the street,
near the curb. But not a bad guy. Hasn't done
anything yet. But now we all believe my dad and
we're a little more agile with him. But it's kind
of crazy that these people can live right next door
(01:06):
and sometimes even though they seem lonely, they can be
doing a little bit more mischiefs thing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So your dad was right all along.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It was for years, but I guess he's been like this,
So yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, when you were standing there with your dog, When
you were standing there and you saw him with the binoculars,
did you confront him?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I took a picture of it, and I was like,
I don't know, Like, does this guy have a gun?
Like he's big on, like he's big on his Vietnam
story and like outside wearing one of those hats. Okay
I did. I did. The dog ran right up to him,
started barking. I have a big black lab. She ran
up starts barking at him, and I was just like, hey,
what's you know? What's going on? And all of a sudden,
(01:48):
he didn't say anything, quickly turned around and just walked
right back inside his garage, closed the door like nothing happened.
But it's really kind of scary that those people lived lived,
you know, right nearby. You know, so it's to be careful.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's best not to engage you. I think you did
the right thing. Let's go to Michelle next. Michelle, you
got a crazy how are you good?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh yeah, don't mind the rain. I'm on Morris Boulevard
and it's crazy. I've got a guy. I live in
the city and when it snows, we you say, favors
up and whatnot. And so there's a lot of older
people in the enaghble Wood that don't have cars. You
can hear him at four in the morning starting to
shuffle and he takes all the snow from the sidewalk
and buried in any car that anywhere near his house.
(02:34):
And you can't even see your car. And if you
stumble it out, believe they'll bury it in again. He
goes like streets down, gets snow, walks back and will
kill just out of fight, out of whatever. Not even
in front of his house. You can be eight houses dad,
and he's buried new in.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He buries your car, story.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Buries it in like you can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, a lot of crazy neighbor stories come from the snow. Yes,
people trying to find a parking space, especially in the city.
I could barely hear her because it's really raining out.
It's pouring, I mean so much so there are ducks
all over the property here outside the I just noticed
that I looked out the window.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Well, going back to that first callar there, every neighborhood
has a busy body, have a nosy neighbor, you know,
which is not always a bad thing. Sometimes they're good.
I actually live with one, you know, my mother in
law downstairs. She's kind of a busy body. She's harmless,
but she knows everything that's going on. Yeah, she talks
to all the neighbors, to the gossip, you know what
I mean. Yeah, So it's not always a bad thing.
(03:35):
But when that dude, that guy is creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, we used to call those a nettago. She's a nettigon.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, busy body, you know that nonny.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
She's an interesting character. We have another Michelle. That's back
to back. Michelle's Michelle, you have a good one. Give
us some juicy neighbor stories.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Hi, how are you this morning?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We're great, Michelle.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Go ahead. So I had these neighbors, this husband and
wife across the street from us, and I have basically
twin girls, and we have these flock of like geese
come in. And there was one in particular that was
basically dying and it was laying in the middle of
(04:14):
the street. And then there were some other ones that
came in. Long story short, I caused animal control. They
told me to get a rake and basically go over
shoe them off. So I go outside, I get the
rake and start shoeing them off. My neighbors open their
windows and start screaming, you're abusing those peas, You're abusing
those peace like they were nuts. And so I started
(04:39):
laughing because there was a lot of drama between us.
And so the next thing I know, these squad cars
come flying onto our streets with the lights on and
they stop me. They corner me, and they're basically like,
this is physical abuse on the geese.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They come out. The next thing you know, the police
are over there. I've got police holding me to the side.
The police that were across the street came over and said,
you have got the craziest blanking neighbors and you need
to be you know, you need to be on guard.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I gotta tell you, though, you probably looked a little
abusive from a distance with the rake pushing the geese aside,
but they didn't realize you would.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I wasn't pushing.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Them, Okay, yeah, I wasn't pushing them, and I was
just kind of running the rake along the ground, and
you know they were looking for any reason to call
the police on me.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It was.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, the cop callers. Those are those another part of that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Never gets better. If they have a neighbor that calls
the cops on you, that's it. That's never going to
get better.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
They want to dial nine one one so bad, it's
on speed dial. They wanted to get excited, you know.
And then and then they hide in their house and
they watch out of the current and they peak to
see when the cops come. It's the worst. But billion
you mentioned a couple of minutes ago, neighbor when you
were younger, we used to steal your balls. That's a
true story. Yeah, and you alone.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So we had a neighbor growing up as kids, and
she did exactly what Billy's neighbor did.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And would keep all of our balls.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
And she did this for years, much older lady.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And one day she passed away, and when they were
having an open house, we all walked in and found
all the balls.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Actually them.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I even remember the woman's name, Guccatine. Gujiatine was her name,
Guzia teen. Yeah, she was, you know, not from this country.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
And it's so crazy to the Sandlot, you know, which
is you know, set many years ago, that's the basis
of the movie. Yes, but it was a dog, but yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
This was my grandmother's neighbor and when we were little,
we used to play baseball.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And soccer in her yard and.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Her neighbor used to take our balls and would hide them.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And then she passed.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Away a couple of years ago and we found almost
all of them in her basement and we put one
on her grave, her grave. Yeah, that's morbid.
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