Classic Moment: White Lies

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And you're sitting on top of a pile of stories
about lies that.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
People live told.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, so we found this on BuzzFeed and they did
this little thing on little white lies that we've all
told over the years, and have they backfired on you? Like,
was there one that sort of you know, was told
maybe back in school that then you got into trouble for?
So there are actually some pretty good ones that people
shared on BuzzFeed. Would you like me to read a few?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
I would love that, Lisa Donovan.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, So I pretended I couldn't talk for fun at
my new school, and then my parents had to come
to school to prove that I could talk. I wrote
my sister's name on the closet wall and crayon. I
told my mom and I tried to frame my sister.
She said that my sister couldn't write. Yet really backfired.
Here's a good one. I convinced my friend when we

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met years ago, that I was the Gerber Baby. We
ended up dating for a while, and he told all
of his friends that he was dating the.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Original girl baby.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It wasn't until last year when it came up and
I told him that it was all a bunch of crap.
He was legitimately shocked. Another one was I lied to
my entire grade that I got a girl pregnant in
seventh grade and had a son. Oh my god, all right,
that probably didn't go well. This one is my favorite.
I once made a Valentine's Day card for my stepdad
for a secret admirer with a fake kiss that it

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used one of my classmate's lips as a model for.
I left it on the side of the bed. It
did not go well. It turns out he was an
habitual cheater.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh boy, where did that card come from? That Backfia,
Do you have a white lie?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I do. I actually covered up from my sister. We
were throwing, like, you know, a ball in our house
when we were younger, and my parents had this beautiful
like stained glass window case thing and it broke, it shattered,
and they were away. They came home and I lied
for my sister. To this day, they never know it
was her who threw the ball, and I said it

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was one of our friends.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I still do not know because they don't listen.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Broke it well.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I should get Bill on the phone, your dad and
tell him, clear.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It all up, Clear it all up justin you have one,
I'm almost afraid to ask.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Well, I unfortunately told a lot of lies when I
was younger, that a lot of them I regret, But
one as a kid was I was throwing a ball
with my cousin like Lisa, and we weren't suposed to
play the neother street and we didn't listen, and my
cousin threw the ball into the street. I went to
get it got hit by a car. I got knocked
out for a couple of seconds, woke up and the
guy got out of the car to try to help me,

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and I remember I looked up and my cousin was like,
give me the signals to run, So I just ran
away from the house. So then we fast forward like
an hour later. The guy came to my house and
knocked on the door and my cousin swarming to not
say a word, and then the guys like I hit
a kid, And my father's like, what are you talking about?

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And I come down and I'm like, I didn't get hit,
And I had a shirt covering my knee had a
big like mark. And not long after that, I went
to the doctor for a physical and I had the
mark on my knee and they're like, where did you
get that?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Now?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
To tell them, Oh, God, did you have a hitch?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I had a hit at Yeah, when.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You got one.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean I think I have like legit lies like
I have, actually I don't know in the white lie
legit lie. But my one that caused a lot of
issue was that my sister had a first communing ring
that she told me not to wear. I wore it.
She came home, I noticed I had the ring on still,
and I panicked and I put it in my mouth
and I swallowed it. So then I had to tell

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everybody because it.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Was inside of me.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
So my mom had to take me to the doctor's
and get an X right, and there was only one way.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
To get it out. Wow, that was that was no.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So that backfired, it really did. I was lodging that
batfired on me. But if that was one of those, yeah,
she didn't want it back.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I got a quick one, quick one. When we were young.
You know, we live right on the railroad tracks and
these cambrige so we used to hop the trains all
the time. You know, my brother and my friends and anyway,
so my brother and I one other friend. His name
is Richie. I'll just leave it there. We were hopping
the trains and running along the roof of the moving
trains and hopping from car to car. Richie fell between
the train cars and basically lost in the air. And

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we stayed with him until the ambulance arrived, and then
we all left. And we because the first question my
mother asked, you came home that day, Hey, what happened
to Richie today? I guess he had an accident with
the train. I said, yeah, I heard he was goofing
around down by the trains, and we said we weren't there.
And then like two or three days later, I walked
by the front steps of the house and my mom
was there with Richie's mom, and Richie's mom was informing

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her that I was on the top of the train
with Richie.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So Richie's a snatch.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, I guess Richie must have told his mom theros
with me.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Know what Billy was saying to him.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I get