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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So a Lisa is sitting on another study, and this
one says how you sleep defines who you are. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I never would have thought this. So, billy, do you
sleep on your side, on your stomach or on your back?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Definitely on my side?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, but how on your side? Where do you put
your arms?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh? Well, if I'm on my left side, my left
arm goes up and under the pillow.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay. That's called the log position, know it? All right?
It says you're easy going, you're sociable, which you are,
and you're usually in the popular crowd.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Really wow, that nailed it. Wow, yeah, all right, I'm
into this study now.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, so justin, how do you sleep?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I sleep on my side, but I have my arms out.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, so that means you're the yearner. That's the uner position.
And it says that you are less s gullible than
your log preferring peers, but you're more cynical and suspicious
of others. Justin. Sometimes you have a hard time making decisions,
but you stand by your voices once you make them.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh he does that, Yeah, he locks.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
In your sad fast.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Wait a minute, how do your arms go out if
you're on your side because.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I put I put like one arm out and then
the other arm out straight maybe not straight outstein a
little bit, yeah yeah, kind of a zombie.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now, Whinnie, how do you sleep?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
See?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I have multiple positions.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'll pick one my back.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I would say my back, like I start off my
back and then where do you go side?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I wrote it to you like I wrote the story.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Check.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, well the back.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm a back sleeper too, well, well said, all.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Right, so back sleeping is actually good because you don't
want to get wrinkles, right, so anyway, you just basically
sleep on your back. Only eight percent of people actually
do this, but it says that you tend to be
this is not you at all, quiet, conservative and research way.
Yeah no, you don't like making a big deal out
of situation. Yeah, but you hold others and yourself to
(01:56):
very high standards. I do that. Yeah what Yeah, I
think this is more me than Yeah, I think so
I used Now, okay, so the free fall position. This
used to be me. I used to be a stomach
sleeper when I was like in high school.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, only seven percent of people sleep in this position,
but it says that you can handle high pressure situations.
You're friendly, you're assertive, so.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You know it's weird. I used to sleep in my stomach, right,
But then I started having these horrible nightmares when I
was on my stomach that I couldn't move, like I
was paralyzed, and I couldn't get up. And it used
to freak me out to the point where I told Michelle,
if you see me squirming in the night, I'm really
trying to get up, you need to push me off
(02:42):
the bed. That's how freaked out i'd get. No, it
was terrified. You're the weirdest sleeper I've ever met. Yeah,
you have nothing but sleep issues. Oh yeah, well I
don't sleep on my stomach anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
If I do, I have to dangle my arm over
the side and put one of my feet off the bed.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's weird. Like in sleep time, you are so anxious.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh, you have no idea how anxious I am sleeping.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I want to mention one other fetal position the
other it's called the fetal position. So this is most
people sleep in the fetal position forty one percent of sleep.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's basically the fetus back in the womb.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
So you're curled up.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah, but you just said that you were on
a side sleeper.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, on my side, curled up like a fetal position.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Okay, Oh, my knees are always at sleeper.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, so your legs on straight, so you know, so
what's that? What? How is that one least?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, it makes sense. Sleeping like this curled into a ball,
similar to the baby's position in the womb, is a
self soothing position and one that might help ease anxiety
into a relaxed state. Obviously it's not working for you.
Miss a back sleeper like your wife. Your wife is
a backsleeper just like me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
She can lie on her back that flat right through
the night without moving.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
My wife to me too, Yeah, same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm so jealous.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You should try a binky, Bill, you know, try a
binky when you're in the fetal position, if you know,
that might help you.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, when I'm in the fetal position, I also also
put one of my pillows between my knees.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Well that's to help your pains.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Not really, it's to keep my knees from rubbing up
against each other. And it's weird you said it. I'm
very stressed when I'm sleeping. It's the most stressed I
am in a day.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It is like that should be like the least distressful time.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like a madman. Oh man, things that go through my brain.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know what we need to do. We need to
swaddle them.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Right, Yeah, I'm just on a binkie. Would be good
for Bill. By the way, my wife is. If going
to sleep was an Olympic sport, my wife would have
a gold medal. She can fall asleep in under ten
seconds at any time. She can take a six hour
nap and then go to sleep at night. It's crazy,
so jealous of that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And she sleeps on her back.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
She sleeps on her back.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so me, Michelle and Jen.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, all wonderful, brilliant women.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Winny.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sometimes sometimes they've got Winny mixed up with something else.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Now I'm the worst sleeper I am.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I'm side back side, I'm always moving, always moving.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I can't I can't say still.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh. I feel bad for whoever sleeping next to you.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
My co sleeper gets you know, pushed around a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, I've got a pit bull in the bed with.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Me, an actual dog that like a lu You don't
sleep at night voicing your heads, telling you there's something's gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Go terribly wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
There's nothing you can do to stop with me.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
All right, Well, do we agree with this or not?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That is the question really, And Lisa, So, a couple
of minutes ago, Lisa had a list on how you
sleep versus who you are, right.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Lisa, exactly. So you said that you're the fetal position,
and that's forty one percent of us. That's the highest number.
And that's basically like your back in the wombill it
makes sense. You sleep curled up in a ball like
a baby. It's a self soothing position. Back sleepers. I'm
a backsleeper. Your wife is a back sleeper. It's called
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the soldier, and it means that you're quiet, conservative, reserved.
You don't like making a big deal out of situations,
but you hold people in yourself to very high standards.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I wonder if the back is that a female thing,
because you, Michelle, and my wife all sleep on their backs.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's a good question. I'll bet it is more of
a female thing than not.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Let me ask you this. Who sleeps with a fan? No,
no fan, oh, a ceiling fan, yeah, every any kind
of fan.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, for the air and for the noise.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I read a thing that said that the reason why
people sleep with fans is it reminds them of being
back in the womb.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh yeah, my wife has a machine in the bedroom
that runs at all the time white noise. So it's
the white noise. But then we also have the ceiling fan, which.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Is very Yeah. I can't go to sleep if it's
dead quiet. I need the fan.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yes, you need the little noise back in the womb. Man.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
I started sleeping like a log, and then I end
up on my back and snoring so loudly. My husband
keeps shaking the bed to make me roll back over
like a log. It's a tough night.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
She'd try mouth taping, That's what I do. Got rid
of my snoring.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, Michelle mouth tapes and where's the eye pass?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Life changing for me. I take my nose and my mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I just think I would just freak out.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It's weird. You get it used to it.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You take tape both not shut.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I take my nose to open up my airwaves, and
then I mouth taped to keep my mouth shut. So
I'm only breathing through my notes because it's much better
to breathe through your nose. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I look over at Michelle with all the stuff she's
got going on. It looks like she just came out
of surgery. Sometimes I feel like Michelle and I should
be married. You were both into this.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
She was.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
She was calling me this weekend. We had like an
hour long conversation about God. Yeah, all types of stuff.
But yeah, the tape I use is called hostage tape.
Funny enough because it's black.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Thank you your destiny.
Speaker 12 (08:02):
I'm a psychic and I sleep like a rock.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
This is about Billy Billy.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Are you sure that.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
Your apartment, your house is not haunted because you were
describing sleep paralysis, which is when there's an entity in
the house that literally goes in our energy field and
makes us paralyzed. Dude, you're freaking me out.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I'm worried about you, babe.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The answer is, yes, you saw ghosts and there are
spirits in the house. It's a historical old schoolhouse. And yeah,
I'm sure some teachers are floating around and.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh my god, what about some kid died when they
were like well.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
One time I saw like what appeared to be a
counselor or a teacher with a little girl. So I'm
guessing there was a story there. Wow, it's a lot
going on at night in my well.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
There was also something with a balloon. Remember that you
had a balloon in one spot in your house and
then it moved on its own upstairs.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yes, it was one of those mylar balloons, and there
was like a bundle of them. I forget what the
celebration was, maybe my birthday, And one balloon was a
picture of me and the dog. And that balloon on
its own broke away from the pack and landed upstairs
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in the den, just hanging around.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It could have just been a air find.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Its way up the stairs. To get up the stairs,
it had to make a right and then a left,
and then another left at the top of the stairs,
and really, like, how did the balloon navigate that?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Now there's something going on there. But I don't know
if that's really the reason for Bill's sleep issues, my
welcome all of it. I don't know. I think it's
more of just you work too much. You can't say
no to gigs. You have two TV shows, a radio show.
You're just not preparing enough for sleep, you know what
I mean. You're gonna get ready for sleep. You gotta prepare, Bud.
Speaker 13 (09:53):
Getting ready for bed at a regular time is one
of the most important habits you can learn. A quiet
hour or two before bedtime is part of this habit.
It makes you feel relaxed and sleepy, ready for bed.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
It's alltly.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is where exact we're back with Billy and Lisa
in the morning.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
Oh cool kissed.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Really a few Newsy type stories we should touch on.
The first and foremost. A former President Biden has prostate cancer.
They say it's a very aggressive prostate cancer.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It's actually the same time that my dad has.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Exactly, so it's treatable.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's treatable. They put you on drugs that suppress your testosterone,
so basically it throws men into menopause like it literally
like and then your levels come down then like, yeah,
you got doing By the way, he's okay, he has
more energy now, like the drugs are working, so yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
And Justin I thought of you this weekend when I
saw twenty inmates running from a prison in New Orleans.
I'm thinking, did Justin ever do that?
Speaker 10 (10:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Wow. They took the toilet off the wall.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, and then they wrote on the wall. It's too easy.
They all just ran out. Yeah, some of them are
still on the loose and said to be dangerous. And
did you see the Mexican tall ship that was leaving
New York and so smashed into the Brooklyn Bridge.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And people were killed. Yeah, they lost power. Remember the
boat that hit the bridge It was in Maryland or Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That was a barge lost power. This thing ripped the
masts off. It was a giant There were two hundred
and seventy plus people on both They.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Were going to Iceland on like a humanitarian trip or something.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, and a giant Mexican flag I know that was flying.
It was a good will tour. They're stopping in several countries.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
So, uh, poor guys on the mask though.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh yeah, man, it's horrific.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah. This was not like an everyday sailboat. This was
a giant sail yacht.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So how does this happen? You're a boater? How does
this happen?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
They say it got struck in gear and he couldn't
get it out. It was a malfunction.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Is it not an emergency stop though.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
They probably didn't get to it in time. I mean,
it's a lot of boat.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's a lot of momentum, right, and it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Was in reverse, by the way when it hit the bridge, so.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
They were trying he was trying to get back.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, he was just stuck in reverse headed to the bridge,
and he didn't want to be heading to the bridge.
So yeah, horrible Jo died.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I was up on the up there, jumped off.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Maybe some did, yeah, but that was a horrible situation
all right. Anyway, let's get to entertainment. Wow.
Speaker 14 (12:22):
The entertainment updates with a Billy contad.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Playoff Basketball continues without the Celtics this week. Pacers and
the Knicks have a game one Tomorrow night. Timberwolves and
the Thunder a game one Wednesday night. The Saturday Night
Live season finale was Saturday Night. Scarlett Johansson the guest host,
Bad Bunny the musical guest. Scarlett Johansson joined her husband
Colin and Michael Jay at the Weekend Update desk as
(12:46):
Colin and Michael is. One of my favorite things that
they do exchange jokes that they wrote for each other
without seeing them until they got on the air.
Speaker 15 (12:54):
It's FNL's fiftieth season, so I want to take a
moment to say something to our boss Horn, michaels Horn retire,
let me run the show?
Speaker 16 (13:10):
Will be do it to trying to stop teenagers from
screaming and throwing popcorn during the minecraft scene with the
chicken jockey because some of us are trying to masturbate.
Speaker 15 (13:21):
CBS has premiered the first hour long daytime soap opera
with a predominantly black cast. It'll air when black people
are home from work, twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Scarlett, can you come out here? You know last time
we did joke swap?
Speaker 16 (13:38):
I may Colin do some tasteless jokes comparing your vachina
to Costco roast beef.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 16 (13:45):
That's embarrassed about my own body. I can't even take
my hoodie off during sex because I have more nipples
than a pregnant dog.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So bad Bunny with the musical guest. He was also
courtside by the Way for the Celts Collapse Frouday Night,
and he was sitting next to Timothy Shallomey, who seems
to be everywhere all of a sudden, Big Knicks fan. Yeah.
The new Final Destination movie won the box office over
the weekend, did really well, taking in more than fifty
(14:14):
one million. The movie had a ninety three percent Rotten
Tomatoes score just very good. Now the weekend's new movie
not so much, a zero percent score zero point zero. Yeah,
actually scored even worse than his last project, The Idol,
which was horrifically bad for me.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
He's just it's just not working for him and acting.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
No, he just wants to be an actor and he's
not good at it, so he needs to leave it
alone be a producer.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, why is the one telling him?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I know that's the problem. Yes, people are on.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
There or sometime they just don't want to listen to anybody.
They just want to do what they want to do.
Lady Gaga going to perform live at the Netflix event
to them. She announced it this weekend.
Speaker 17 (15:02):
Hi, little monsters, I just wrapped Copa Cabana.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I'm headed to Singapore and then I'll see you at.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
It Airs Live May thirty. First, don't forget the Boston
Calling Festival this weekend. It kicks off Friday with Luke Combe,
Sheryl Crow, T Paine, and TLC. Doors open at one
o'clock on Friday. And don't forget this morning at seven ten,
we had a winner we kicked off our new contest
to call her twenty five. I got two tickets to
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four different shows, Halsey, Kesha, Big Time, Rush, and a JR. Anyway,
the contest we're doing now is all part of Live
Nation Summer sale. Thirty dollars tickets for the Leader Bank
Pavilion and Xfinity Center shows and those, by the way,
go on sale Wednesday. Thirty bucks a concert. What a deal.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
It's a good deal, especially because what's the biggest story
when it comes to concerts.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
How excitive The tickets are right thirty.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Bucks and people are like putting them on layaway.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, that's for thirty bucks.
Speaker 10 (16:02):
I know.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah. Ed Sharon's got a new song with John Mayer
and Dave Groll. It's part of the F one soundtrack.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Man, this F one soundtrack is really shaping up to
be a banger.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Everybody's songs every week and they're all good. Wow. Hey.
In case you missed it, last night, a winner was
crowned on American Idol. He's a gym teacher, Jamal Roberts,
first black person to win in about twenty years. They say, uh,
and he got to perform with Jelly Roll.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
We have a crime I hate the man I used
to be buddy, Hello, always.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Be a pardon me right now looking at my past?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
No sun pretty.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
Can't have a pay that happened.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I wear mascos like my tattoos.
Speaker 16 (16:49):
The man who well else was wrong, but he's the
one who failed me.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
On How good is Jelly Roll?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I love his voice, amazing story, amazing singer.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Just down too.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Two hundred pounds, two hundred, two hundred and he has
one hundred more to go. He wants to get to
two forty. He's three forty now.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Wow. Chris Brown is still in prison.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
He is.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, he was denied bail over the weekend. I bet
he was expecting to get out on bail, right, Well,
it's happened two years ago.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
It's hard when you have a passport and a bunch
of money, like you could leave being a flight risk.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
So they're saying there's no telling when he'll get out
or if he'll get out.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Well, June thirteenth is his next hearing, so m hmm.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay. By the way, he is scheduled to do Fenway
Park August twenty fifth, So for Chris Brown fans, hopefully
he'll be out in time for Fenway Park.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Aren't you going to that show winning?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
If it happens, Do you have tickets? I'll find him.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
God, that's gonna always just assume you're gonna get tickets.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
I will find he's he's really good live. I know
he's controversy show and talent wise. Yeah, really good show.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Uh, Lisa, you have a giant book club event this Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, this has been sold out for months. It's Gregory Maguire.
He wrote Wicked, which was the you know, the Wizard
of Oz, his take on what happened to the Wicked
Witch of the West. He has a new book called Elfie,
which we'll be talking about, which is a prequel.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I just I had a conversation with him on Friday
and I was just like starstruck. He's just so amazing,
so creative. So yeah, we'll be at Johnson, Maine Wednesday
night starting at six. If you are not coming, you
can live stream it at seven o'clock on the kiss
Wanawait facebook page, so join in that way too.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Here's Gray.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
But yeah, we'll be at Josson Maine this Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Every time I talk to you, you're reading a book.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I write yeah, Elfie, and then I was reading Wicked, so.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, Wow, you're gonna have your own library before you
know it. I have a lot of books, a lot
of books. And Lisa, do you remember when I gave
you a Vagina scented candle.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
From Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow still have it? Oh, I love it. Yeah,
And you can't get them anymore. They discontinued it and
they sell on eBay for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I got mine from Ernie back and then you gave
it to me. I thought it was a little strange
she sent me a Vagina scented candle.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, he bought like a hundred of them because it
was such a thing. Remember it, like it broke the
internet several times.
Speaker 16 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well, Gwyneth explained over the weekend where she got the
idea for the Vagina scented candle we have.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
You know that product is so fascinating because we were
messing around with different scents one day and I smelled
something and I was like, oh, that smells like you know.
I was joking, and then he was like, oh, we
should make that a candle and put it on the site.
And I thought he was kidding. And I was like, yeah, definitely,
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that's that sounds like a winner right there.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And then all of.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
A sudden it was literally on the website, and then
we broke the internet again.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
And then took us a long time to live that
one down.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
But I kept it on the site because there is
an aspect to women's sexuality that I think we're socialized
to feel a lot of shame. And I sort of
loved this kind of punk rock idea. We are beautiful
and we are awesome, and go for yourself.
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Speaker 1 (21:09):
So Inside Edition on Channel seven here in Boston always
was and still is the number one news magazine number
one because our pal Deborah Norville has been hosting Deborah,
where are you going? You're leaving the show?
Speaker 14 (21:29):
I am leaving the show. Thirty years plus is an
amazing run, and a to get to do anything for
thirty years that you love is a gift. And then
to get to decide when you stop doing that on
your terms. Not being kicked out as I've been at
other places is truly a blessing. So I've decided that
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it's time for me to do something else. I want
to spend more time with my husband, and Inside Edition
doesn't want to shoot remotely like we did during COVID.
So you know, we've had a one full run together
and I am moving on and Wednesday will be my
last day.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So what are we supposed to do at seven o'clock
every night?
Speaker 14 (22:09):
Well, the show will still be on. I'll just be
somebody else doing it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Do we know who the somebody else is?
Speaker 14 (22:14):
We don't know who the somebody else is? And in fact,
I was talking with my boss the other day they
have not picked the somebody else yet.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
So well, there's a woman that'd be very.
Speaker 14 (22:23):
Very fortunate to get a super solid, successful broadcast.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Well, there's a woman that sets in for you pretty regularly.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Yeah, that's Mary Calvey. Yeah, she is the weekend anchor.
There's a weekend version of Inside Edition that airs, and
she's been filling in. She did some terrific work with
the Papal Conclave too. She was in Rome, p Yeah,
the Pope Francis into pop Leo situation. Anker and Chicot
in here in New York and so she comes over
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across the street and does does Inside Edition when I'm away.
You need to know she's going to be the one
or not any.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Sided Edition with Deborah Norvil is my routine, Like right
after dinner, we sit on the TV and we put
Inside Edition on.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
And I am so grateful to you and everybody else
who does that. Thanks to you, I was able to
make it thirty years and have this incredible life and
just the privilege of fronting a show that has been
such a part of so many people's lives for so long.
It's weird. I was doing kind of weird about numbers,
and I was monkeying around with my calculator, and my
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calculator tells me that sixty percent of my adult life.
I have been the anchor of Inside Edition.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Wow, so wild, Debra.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
If I asked you, and you're probably gonna hate this,
if you if you could name three things that absolutely
stand out, stories that you covered, things that happen, what
would they be?
Speaker 13 (23:44):
So like?
Speaker 14 (23:44):
When you say that, I think of photographs, like pictures
that pop in my head, and one is of me
looking incredibly forlorn, wearing horizontal stripes when they made me
go to jail for a whole week.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh, I think I remember that. Yeah, you start to week.
Speaker 14 (24:00):
Yeah, I'll never forget that a whole entire week. Do
you know Tanya Harding, the skater submitted actual crimes, has
spent less time behind bars than me. That just hurts me.
That just hurts me. So that's one that stands out.
Another that stands out is I see myself on the
red carpet or the rade carpets because I've gotten to
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do so many Oscars and so many Emmys when the
celebrities are arriving and you do the interviews with them,
and I will never forget the year I was doing
the Golden Globes and George Clooney gave me a kiss. No,
I don't know why he came in for the kiss,
but I did I shrink back. No, I did not,
So that was kind of amazing. And I I guess
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the third one, Oh, that's tricky, you know what. The
third picture that just popped in my mind was me
in the hospital with my brand new nine hour old
baby girl in my arms, anchoring him side edition. Because
these people are so nuts they didn't have anybody to fill.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
In for me.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
You actually did anchor from your hospital bed.
Speaker 14 (25:04):
I did, well, I did. They literally she was two
weeks early, but you know, she was my third one,
so sometimes they do come soon. And I called and said,
I'm not gonna be at work, but I've got a
great excuse why. I literally never missed a day of work.
I think in the thirty years, maybe three days, including
when I miscarried, had that taken care of, and still
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came to the office and did the show. I mean,
I'm stupid that way. But I did take off to
I thought, take off to have the baby. And they
called me back about twenty minutes later, and they said, well,
how good are you feeling really? And I said, well,
considering I had a seven and a half pound baby
with no anesthesia because it all happened so fast, they said,
And she said, it way faster than this. But she said, well,
(25:47):
if it wouldn't be too much trouble, do you think
you could pop down to the sidewalk and do the
raps to the show and we'll have you back up
before they even know you're gone. I'm like, are you insane? Wow,
well let me walk to the bathroom. Yet, I don't
think a sidewalk is within range. And do you remember
the outfits they give you here? Absolutely not? And she says,
and it's a woman, a mother, she said, with desperation.
(26:09):
We've got nobody can fill in for you. I'm like, seriously,
my salary does not reflect how important I obviously am
to you people. But I said, if it's okay with
the hospital, I'll do it from my hospital room. On
one condition, hair and makeup comes an hour before.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
There you go.
Speaker 14 (26:24):
Now, my thing is, if you want to be the
hospital in your town where the ladies come to have
the babies, you get a staff makeup artist on there.
You get somebody's going to do hair and makeup, because
the babies all look the same and the moms all
look like a truck backed.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Over there you go.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
I think the moms look better in that first picture,
and the people will come to you to have their baby.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Another story that jumps out at me. I remember, wasn't
it a viewer who noticed there was something on your neck?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Wow, that's a great You're right I should be remembering
that hashtag gratitude. Yeah. This was in nineteen This person
noticed a lump on my neck and it was actually
a woman who worked in TV out in California. She
called the publicist for Inside Edition to tell them, and
so that person told me, and I went to my
E and T person. I didn't have one. I got
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an ant person and they biopsied it and I had nodules.
And for nineteen years, every year I would go when
they would stick a needle in and they would buiopsy
the cells and do a sonogram and see if they've
grown and stuff like that. So for nineteen years we
monitored those things. And year number nineteen, I was a
little bit late with my appointment. I'd gotten a little
bit slack, so it was more like a year and
(27:34):
a half and the thing had turned malignant and they said, well,
we're gonna have to take out your thyroids, and over
the years other viewers also noticed it. So it was
it was a group of people who wanted to make sure,
you know, we have to see something, say something, and
they're talking about terrorism. It really goes for everything. That's amazing,
and I am so grateful to those viewers. Yeah, saved
(27:54):
my life.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I got to share a story with the devro that
I'd never told you before. But you mentioned the red
carpet didn't work. The red carpet. I used to go
out and cover the award shows, and on the red carpet,
I would make sure i'd stand right next to you
because I knew you'd get all the interviews, and I'd
just stick my microphone in and I got all the
sound bites.
Speaker 14 (28:12):
Oh baby, I was doing that to you. You find
somebody like, oh, they're big, the stars like them. You know,
we weren't really sure if they liked this or not.
Most of the time we figured they hated us, because
we have that sort of a persecution complex. The world
doesn't like us. But but yeah, no, that's like the
oldest trick in the book. You just put your microphone
in there and if you're lucky. One year, I was
(28:33):
doing that, and I think it was it was the
Oscars because I remember where we were lined up, and
I think we had Good Morning America or somebody next
to us, somebody like, you know, they talked a good
Morning America. And so I have my microphone in there,
but I have it low enough so I'm not reckoning
their shot, right, I'm respectful of that. Yeah, but the
camera angle for where the star was was better on
(28:54):
our camera than on the Good Morning America. So we
actually had the better shot, even though if they were
the one getting the interview, I'm just piggybacking off the Oh, baby,
I got a question in But yeah, it's very competitive, way,
weren't we, baby, Deborah.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
We can't thank you enough for thirty years of absolute excellence.
We loved you on Inside Edition. Tell me quickly the
game show? Whence it started? Perfect line?
Speaker 14 (29:16):
Yeah, Perfect Line starts in the fall. I'll be shooting
it this summer. It's a new game show where all
you have to do is put things in the right
order and you can win as much as fifteen thousand dollars.
Who doesn't want to be in a situation where you
are giving away other people's money?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Deborah best of luck to you and family.
Speaker 14 (29:31):
Thank you Billy and Lisa, all morning games, one away
Leftover's justin you have them, lots of them, my best.
Speaker 16 (29:37):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Absolutely a lot of people checking in on a Monday.
We appreciate it. We appreciate you joining the Billy and
Lisa show. You can leave a message a talk back
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that's us billion Lisa in the morning taped the microphones
and your message right to us.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
What up morn crewe no with the caddy here. Took
my mother out for dinner in Gloucester at the Beauport,
the sixteen oh six restaurant. I end up getting the
ancient grain bowl trying to save a little money budget
batty here eighteen bucks and then they asked if I
wanted any meat on it ended up or I'll grab
some steak which was twenty bucks or two bucks more
(30:13):
than the bowl. Anyways, it was beautiful view, good food
and tip really well. So hope the server enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Mm hmm. I loved the Boatport and glosst your great hotel.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, really good.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'm staying there. For the Greasy Pole weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
What is that the end of June?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, Midley June.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Are you hosting it?
Speaker 17 (30:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Not really. Oh you're just going up there for the
Greasy Pole.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah you're coming down. We're gonna have some folks over
to the share. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Oh you're going to say you're going to bring the
boat there.
Speaker 18 (30:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh you're just staying at the boatport.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, okay, fun nice. Yeah, the grease Pole, that's uh
is it the end of June.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I always wanted to see it. I've always wanted to
see it in person.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Well we'll be perched right above the Greasy Pole.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Nine.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
All right, I want you to take a spin on
the pole, Bill so.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You value my manhood?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Oh I would too.
Speaker 17 (31:03):
Yeah, regular guy, Bob.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Here was a joke of the day. I used to
have a job as a bank teller and this old
lady came up to me and she wanted me to
check her balance.
Speaker 11 (31:11):
So I pushed her. You'd just say I got fired.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh you get it, check her balance. Okay, let's slow
on the Monday.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's okay, okay, thanks Bob for checking. Appreciate it. Billy's
leaving the show. At ten and headed to where Bill.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I'm going down to kip carre you go.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Good morning, guys. Nothing really grinds my tears, like when
I'm driving down into the Cape and they left lane.
Is someone going sixty five Indy lifting the left lane.
It's for me going as fast as I want. There
are the other people going as fast as they want.
Someone find you left lane, Get the hell out of
the way. Let me listen a Billy and Leaf in
the morning and go fast. Geez hey, okay, I'll be
doing just that.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's left lane, Bill.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh, don't get don't get pulled over.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Oh you got to show. I hope the traffic's not crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't think it will.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
It's Monday.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, you won't. You'll be fine. And it's just getting through.
It's just getting through Boston.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah, he'll be calling Lisa, you or I on the
way there, yelling and screaming, never going again. He'll never
shoot on the Cape again. It's the same thing every
time you were there last Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, they keep me going back. I think they do
it just to annoy me.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Where are you going today?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Thank you very much for asking. Ocean Edge beautiful. Yeah,
I've been there a couple of times. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, little are you shooting outside?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
A little bit of everything. I'm going oyster forming.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
That's winter.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
He's going to an oyster farm. Nice and absolutely all
right in the wind.
Speaker 18 (32:43):
Good morning, morning through Happy Monday. So, Billy, I just
found myself sounding exactly like you. I'm driving and I'm like,
what is up with this damn wind?
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's always windy.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna plucking shuck today.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Baby, It's it's very windy out. I'm looking outside the
radio station windows, like, yeah, in the trees.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It's just blowing.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Just I may get hit with a falling tree, right.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
It's yeah, it's it's really windy.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Well guys, well we got the answer to why it's
so windy from Max Donovan, Lisa's sons, a meteorologist.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Yeah, pushing the warm air.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But it's not pushing the warm air because it's going
to be freezing this week. So he was wrong the
whole No, he's right, but in this case he's wrong.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I mean it's up and down and down.
Speaker 19 (33:32):
But like in the spring and fall especially, you have
to push the warm are in here because we're so
far north, like, okay, there has to be a southwest
wind to push that warm air up into New England
from like the middle Lante in the south.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
No, that was such a mom answer. No, he's right,
but in this case he's.
Speaker 10 (33:49):
So.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
He's not totally wrong. Yeah, not totally wrong. And earlier
this hour, we gave away one thousand dollars. We're paying bills.
You do that every single morning the rest of this
week at nine ten thousand bucks. Imagine what you can
buy with that bill could buy a bunch of pillows,
as Lisa said.
Speaker 20 (34:04):
I just heard Lisa say, oh, you could buy a
lot of duvets with.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
The contest money.
Speaker 20 (34:10):
I got to see Billy's pillow game live in person.
We were talking at the meat and meat and he
looked up on a shelf and he's like, ooh, tho's
throw pillows.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
He was asking me whether I thought they were black
or blue.
Speaker 20 (34:24):
I was like, Billy, step away from the throw pillows.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Kids, run away?
Speaker 17 (34:31):
Is the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the morning, All Right.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
He is so funny, he's so crazy. You're having a
whole discussion about cleaning in here.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
We'll have to pill Justin's is not in the same room.
We have, you know, cleaning people for the building, but
they don't necessarily do.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
They only do the trash. Yeah, that's their job.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
There.
Speaker 21 (34:53):
For three years, there's been what appears to be a
poop stain on the way right behind money, and I'm
struck by the fact that a cleaning crew could come
in here every night and just walk right by it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like the reason they're here is right there.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
They don't wipe down anything.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
No, they're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Okay, they don't touch anything, all.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right, we cleared that up. Justin was I can imagine
I'm going to bring in a solution. Okay, yeah, I
think you clean it though.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Anyway, here's what you missed on the show this morning.
We gave away a four pack of tickets, so so
four shows to one person. That person was Devin. She
won tickets to Halsey, Kasha and more. We're doing it
every morning at seven ten to support Live Nations Summer Sale,
which kicks off on Wednesday. Tickets for thirty bucks. Anyway,
congratch Devins.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
No, thank you, Devin.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
The whole crew. Yeah, yeah, so four shows. Will do
it again tomorrow morning at seven ten. We started off
the show by talking about my chickens. The chicken I
have nine chickens. We built the coop. We predator proofd it.
It's all set. They up in there last night and
all was good. No predators got in or tried to
get in, and they came out of the little coop
this morning. I saw the video down into the run.
Speaker 17 (36:07):
Good morning morning crew, justin. I just wanted to let
you know that did you know that you could potentially
sell your chicken eggs? My husband and I were at
the yacht club this weekend and the boutender was telling
us that she has fifteen chickens and she sells their eggs.
Little sod gig for you. Good morning day.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, no, I'll just give them away.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
That'd be embarrassing if and you're out in the hall
with the bucket of eggs.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We know who would sell the eggs and who would.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, are you going to give me some eggs?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
If you want eggs, I'll bring that you want your
eggs because I think we're going to get around three
or four dozen a week.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
What that's good?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, if you give them the winning she's not, she's
selling them.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
No, I know, I know egg prices. I'm going to
take them for myself.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah they're really good.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, So you can follow my Instagram see all the videos.
It's pretty cool. Yeah. We had a good topic time
this morning about travel annoyances. There is a new trend
on airplanes or when people are traveling called bear beating,
where they're wearing headphones, no headphones and listening to music
out loud. So that was our topic, right, travel annoyances.
What's happened to you?
Speaker 22 (37:18):
I was once on a long international flight home and
we're getting ready to land in Boston. I couldn't wait
to get home to my beautiful city. And we were
getting ready for landing. I was sitting near the galley
and all the flight attendants were bashing Boston, like sitting
down ready for landing, Like I hate Boston.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I can't believe we have to spend the night here.
What are we going to do?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
I was so mad.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I was ready to get out of my seat and
go at it.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
I love my city.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Who doesn't What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Do they bash us?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I know it's probably a long night flying Yeah maybe.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Right, all right, God, everyone's so upbeat this morning.
Speaker 23 (37:55):
One thing I can't stand about flying on planes is.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I don't need a new friend.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
I don't need to be a jerk.
Speaker 23 (38:03):
But I don't need a new friend just because we
made eye contact, just because I'm sitting next to you,
just because you know I looked out the window that
you have next to you. I do not need a
new best day. I have a life that is full.
My life is full. I just was looking over in
your direction. I'll smile, I'll say hi. Then let me
alone for the rest of the flight, please and thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, with the interruptions, just you know, sit there and
be quiet.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Some people are talkers.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Oh god, I just want to talk.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Oh yeah, whatever. We also had a discussion about sleep
positions and what your sleep position says about your personality,
and that got us talking about well our own sleep positions.
Like Bill has sleep paralysis.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Basically, yeah, I start off.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
On my side and then I'll go to my back.
But if I fall asleep on my back or even
in the middle and I rolled my back, I go
into the same thing of sleep paralysis, and I cannot
get out of the bad dreams. And my husband has
to like shake me to wake me up and become queer.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
It's very very, yeah, frightening.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, that's really tough because you need sleep to function properly.
You know. That might be that might play along to
all your crazy weirdness and rants you don't sleep enough.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Possibly, I'm sure there's a good reason for it. But yeah,
I want to get patch of that sting for me.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
It's going to bother No, I just gotta get out
of it.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Remarkable to me,