September 22, 2025 • 38 mins
The Billy & Lisa Show cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show including, Edelman's Hall of Fame induction, Justins birthday and lies our parents told us. Listen to Billy & Lisa weekdays from 6-10AM on Kiss 108!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston, Billie and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on kiaway.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, good morning and everybody, and welcome into the Billy
and Lisa Morning Show on a Monday morning. Today is
September twenty second, and today, by the way, happens to
be the first day of fall. Justin oh, sweat sweater, well,
finally about time, about time, finally sweet.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, this came pretty quick. I mean it was the
first day of fall. All over the weekend was freezing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, in the mornings, but then it got to be beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We have had such a nice stretch of weather past
couple of weeks. It's been insanely beautiful, Dunning.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The issue is that you keep the windows open and
you forget that the temperature is going to drop. Oh
that's why every window is open. You wake up and
you know old huh freezing.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well because you want to air out the house, right,
and got to air it out. What's the weather today?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Another nice day, sunny sky's tempts in the mid to
upper seventies.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Didn't you go to Brown University this weekend? Lisa? I did.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I went to see Max I haven't seen him since
we dropped him off.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
How's he doing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He's okay, he's doing great, just fine.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, he's socializing a lot up there.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Huh yeah really yeah, party in the rooms like he's
having a good time.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah. Do they still do that pyramid of empty beer cans?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I did not do I did not go up to
the dorm room. I just took him out for dinner,
Riley and I and it was really fun and he's yeah,
he's having a he's having a great experience.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Was there any inkling from you to say, let me
see your room?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Not for me, but Riley wanted to go up. Yeah,
so you never went up to the h I just stayed.
So they may have beer, you never know. But no,
what he's doing, he's doing. He's doing really well. He
loves it, meeting a lot of people, a good group
of friends.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, he's doing well.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
These are the best days of his life.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, exactly. Now, justin you had a gigantic festival at
your home in New Hampshire this weekend, like forty people
that was going on up.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There, A lot of people family reunion for my wife's family,
so there was some visiting from Florida, so the rest
of them all came. It was nice. It was we
had the football game outside, we had the kids, the
Bountcy houses. Sure, so it was great. It was a
good time. Wow. And you know, you know what everyone
wanted to know, what the secret sound was.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, they're.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
All playing around. Well there's a new sound today, but
brand new sound. This morning.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We're going to start with a three thousand dollars jackpot,
So we'll play the secret sound at seven ten, we'll
play it again at eight ten, and then at nine ten.
This kind of came out of left field. We're going
to have the very first pair of jingle Ball tickets. Now,
we haven't even announced jingle Ball, and we're giving away
a pair of tickets at nine ten this morning, Friday morning.
(03:00):
At seven point fifteen, we will announce jingle Ball, who's coming,
who's performing, anything and everything you need to know up
to and including ticket information. But yeah, jingle Ball tickets
this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I can't believe we're talking about this, but it's such
a holiday tradition and we love every single second event.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Ah, not much going on in sports. Patriots lost one.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well the Patriots, the Red Sox and the Bruins.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, what happened to sports town?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You say that, you know, it's kind of a bad weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, do you remember how big we were in sports
People would travel from all over the country.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's weird that all three teams are sort of in rebuilding,
you know, all phases.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Now.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's just you have to remember, especially in football, that
you have to hold on to the ball.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, oh, very important turnovers or do not win games?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Five of them in one game? Are you Rabel was.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Going nuts on the sidelines.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I mean, oh, lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Over and over and over again.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, you remember Belichick, he was famous protect the ball
at all costs. I don't think they're remembering that hold
on to the ball game? Oh god, yeah we didn't. Yeah,
Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers did not win that game.
We gave it away.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, very true.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah. And then you watch other games around the NFL, Eagles, Bills.
The Eagles ending was crazy, by the way. Oh yea,
and those are real football teams.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Bills are undefeated three and oh Chargers Colts all three
and o undefeated. Ah didn't go up for Belichick over
the weekend, No, he was booed out of his own stadium.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh justin I'm looking at the outfit that Jordawn wore
to the u NC game in Florida, and I'm not
sure if she thinks she's at a.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Club or a football game.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think georgeaun One is confused.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, we were talking about this off the year this morning. Yeah,
the white stiletto boots. Yeah, just for the sideline of
a game.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Didn't she have those boots on at a preseason place?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Had a similar pair of These are a little different.
I know she's yeah, she's zipper up the back, but
I kind of agree with the caller. There are so
many funny memes about it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Here's something you got to remember about Jordaan. She doesn't
care about Belichick, she doesn't care about UNC, she doesn't
care about football. All she cares about is the Graham.
What she's going to look like on social media. Now.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I have to say she looks great, I mean, very attractive.
But I just think that for a sideline outfit, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Know, I think about Okay, Well, we'll stop talking about it.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
From the Planet Fitness Kids, one of eight studios, We're
back with the Villy and Lisa in the morning Hey, guys.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That welcome back and happy first day of fall. I
have a bone to pick with the entire nation. Okay,
the entire country. I have a bone to pick justin
How is it possible that I didn't know it's your
birthday today? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I mean, thank you. I don't announce it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, he doesn't like to make a big deal out
of it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It's okay. The show goes on with.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Cake.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No, no, I can't eat the cake.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
See.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Women always know everybody's birthday, right right? Women, I don't know.
It's like a science. Women just know when it's somebody's birthday.
Guys aren't like that. I agree, Like you know, like
my wife Michelle probably has everybody that we've ever known's
birthday in some sort of a schedule somewhere. Guys don't
do that. I love you like a brother. I know
(06:58):
it's okay, but I don't know birthday.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I know Lisa's August eleventh, and we know yours.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We know yours because yours is the forgotten.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Mine is easy. Yeah, it's Christmas Eve. Nobody forgets it.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Lisa came in. WI should be happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Happy birthday to you. Yeah, happy birthday too.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
So that made my morning. But thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, no, I don't want to do anything else on
the show this morning. Now, going forward, all I want
to do is talk about you know, your life, no,
your heritage, your birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You know what this says for you. This is a
little bit more walking around money.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You don't think he know coming here today. Even if
I didn't know it's his birthday, he's catching it. Wow.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well it's gonna come a day late. I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh, I don't know what's in my pocket. I don't
think it's enough for you. That's okay, all right, you
know who? You know who else is celebrating Julian Lay.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So the Patriots are lost again yesterday, this time to
Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers. The Steelers did not win
this game, okay. The Patriots gave the game away a
total of five turnovers. You can't come back from that.
The Pats are one and two on the season. Yesterday
was horrible. Here's the coach. We don't need to learn
a lesson. No, we don't need to learn a football game.
(08:23):
I know that turnovers are very hard to overcome, so
they erase all the good things that you do. Yeah,
doesn't it seem even more frustrating that Aaron Rodgers leaves
with a win.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You know, we had it, We had the game. We
beat ourselves. Essentially, the defense was awesome. They just got
to hold onto the We can't hold on They got
to hold onto the ball. You can not going to
win a football game like that.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I'm thinking a little glue on your Who's gonna know,
you know, maybe with the official handles the ball, the
market down probably going to feel the glue on the ball.
But anyway, let's focus on the good old days, the
days when the Patriots won games, when they won Super Bowls,
the days when they had players like Brady and Gronk
(09:16):
and Julian Edelman. In fact, Edelman inducted into the Patriots
Hall of Fame just this past weekend. He was quick
to credit Tom brady standard.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
You set Tom the drive, your dedication, your example, jovius
all to be better and he was the same guy
every day and that was over twenty two years. That's
a lot of days, guys, that's a lot of days.
And one of the first things Tom Brady ever said
to me. I think we were. We just got out
of one of our first OTA practices, and I already
(09:50):
told you I was in awe of watching him throw.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I go, man, you work so hard.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
And he looked at me with those blue eyes in
that jaw line he goes SNAr, hebe if all you
ever do is all you ever done, then all you
ever get is all you ever got.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
He then he winked at me and left.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
I was like what.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
And that was Tom, thank you for letting me be,
bringing me in and allowing me to learn from you.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I like that line, all you ever do is all
you ever got?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That was Julian at the induction ceremony. This was Edelman
on the field yesterday.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
So patrionation, I just want to say thank you for
bringing in me my family and making this our home.
Foxborough will always be my home twelve years nowhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And we all got to remember one thing.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Tough times don't last, tough people do, and you always
gotta believe Foxborough forever.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I like that line.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Awesome, congrats Jules Borrow forever.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay, So what you do is what you got and
what's the other one.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
We got to tie those together. Justin and I always remember, right.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love seeing his daughter, Lily. We've never seen his
daughter before.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah. They ring the bell before the game.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, Jason Tatum was there with his son, and jay
Z was there.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, we figured out why jay Z was at the
game yesterday. Was he here for the Edelman ceremony?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
He was definitely there for the game. I'm not sure
if he was there for the ceremony, but he was.
You know, he's got a partnership with the NFL. He's
an avid sports fan. I saw clips of him chairing
on the Patriots when they were doing good during the game.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
And he was hanging out with their buddy Walid.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, Walid mister Boston man, the most connected guy, connected
to everyone, and he's our guy. Hey, what's up, guys,
And you're listening to Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Kiss away, Lisa. Yeah. I saw on him comparing their
the watches to jay Z and Wally Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh really, So.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Brady couldn't be there this weekend because he was well
working the Fox broadcast booth. He did send this message.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Julian, congratulations on being inducted into the Patriots Hall of Fame.
Such a well deserved honor, And honestly, there's nobody who
was more deserving and who embodies what it means to
be a Patriot more than you. The toughness, the competitiveness,
the relentless drive you brought every day to work. And
(12:34):
everybody saw the catches on Sundays, But what I got
to see were all the hours that nobody else did,
all the late nights, the film sessions, all the things
we did in Montana, in Brookline, the practices you pushed
through most people couldn't.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
That's why you.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Became the player that you were, and that's why you
have that red jacket and your standing there today.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Who's better than Tom Bray? God, I gotta have him
as a friend.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah. I want to see Brady on Edlman's podcast. He
actually made a joke about it that he keeps inviting
Tom on, but Tom hasn't gone on yet. Yeah, that'll
be a good one.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And now Tom's playing flag football in Saudi Arabia, taking
Gronk with him. I think it's all good. What's that
line again? What you get is what you know, what
you give is what you get.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, all right, he got to be a lesson to you.
Producer Riley, all right, well, thanks Bill.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Justin my man.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Happy birthday, my buddy. Even though you're not going to
celebrate with a piece of cake, maybe the chickens will
have a surprise party for you when you get home up.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
North for they from the Planet Fitness Kids, one of
eight Studios. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And it's time to play Secret Sound, presented by six
one seven Injured. You can find him on Instagram at
Injury Money. Now I need to mention we have a
brand new sound and a brand new jack The Jackpot
Lease starts at three thousand dollars. Three thousand dollars, Yeah,
(14:07):
three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's a big one for the.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Sake of everybody listening. And I know a lot of
people are in the cars, a lot of drop off
moms are out there listening. Everybody's got something going on
this morning, but all they care about is the Secret
Sound and it's a brand new one. Listen very carefully here.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
It is okay, listen, we did that. We did this
on the last sound, and they got it on the
first try.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, okay, well good luck.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Wait should we play a bit more time?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah? We have Yeah, all right, we're gonna take call
it twenty five at six seven, nine, three, one, one
one eight Flow.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
The entertainment updates with the Billy consta.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, what we do?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You should have heard my dad yesterday at the family reunion.
He goes, what's up with that secret sound? I can't
figure it out.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Either? Can wait?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah? No, okay, Well, we're gonna do it right now.
We'll do it again at eight ten this morning, and
again the jackpoted three thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Don't forget it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Nine ten this morning, we're giving away the very first
pair of a jingle ball.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Take you have, baby, you'd like to play with my
jingle balls if you know what I mean. Thanks Alex,
Can you get your son under control.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
And we'll have the jingle ball announcement everything you.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Need to know.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
This is coming Friday morning at seven point fifteen, and
while we wait for College twenty five. Jonas Brothers brought
their tour to Portland, Oregon this weekend, and the stage
caught fire. Justin they were burning up THEABE.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
There was a legitimate fire on the stage. It was
just kind of it was burning and no one really
seem to notice at first.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's really scary.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well luckily nobody got hurt. The firewars up on one
of the upper decks of the production stage or something
and nobody was near it. But you never know that.
It's still pretty crazy, right, imagine you're.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
There for the show.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Hey, isn't that a fire?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I hope they went right into burning out?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, maybe they did the EU. And how about this one?
Harry Styles ran the marathon in Berlin, Germany this weekend,
finished the marathon in just under three hours, and ran
under a fake name stead Surrandous.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Lease, Yes he did. I have to say, running under
three hours is pretty incredible. He's run Tokyo, but this
is his personal best. And I was asking you, because
you've run so many marathons, like, how does this compare.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well for world class marathons? Like three hours? For a
long time was the mark? You know you wanted to
be three hours. I think the qualifying time now is
something like two fifty but two fifty nine in a
marathon is incredibly fast.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, that's really But he's been training for a while.
He hasn't. He ran Tokyo, so he is a runner.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I actually had a running pr last week. Yeah, I
ran three miles at fourteen minutes a mile.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's great?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Fourteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, it took me forty two minutes to run three miles.
You know I started that. It took me fifty minutes. Well,
you're pulling a jet.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Up.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Do not shame him, right, I remember you couldn't even
run a mile, right right?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah? No, good for you.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
You have no idea. He's like a crazy person. He
was giving me his workout schedule this past weekend and
one day. What he did in one afternoon is insane.
He went from one gym to another gym, to a
spin class back to another gym.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It was excessive, Lisa. It was yeah, like four hours
of working out. I just I replaced one addiction for another.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Anyway, go ahead, and it's your birthday today, Thank you,
Happy birthday, bank you. But stead surandous we did some
checking styles ran as stead serandus. I guess he's an
executive with Netflix or something that is instead Yeah, big deal. Yeah,
that many Netflix on fire. By the way, I watched
(18:13):
the entire series of Black Robbins.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I watched two episodes. It's really good. Yeah, you're gonna
like it.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Just Jude Law, Jason Bateman, it is. It gets better
with each episode.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
My only thing is Jason Bateman. I love him. I
just can't get past the scruffy beard and that look.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, it's really not a good look for him.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's not a good it really isn't.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The new Taylor Swift album, The Life of the Show Girl,
comes out October third. She's having all eighty nine minute
release party. She's having an eighty nine minute release party.
And at these release parties, which will be at movie
theaters all over the country, she will also have the
music video for one of the songs off the new album,
(18:53):
the song the Fate of Ophelia. You'll get the music
video if you go to the movie theaters for that weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
And something else about Taylor Swift we should know justin Yes, So,
Tony's our secret sound judge. You can't see him. He's
in the studio. He's gonna judge the secret s He's
ahead of our marketing department. Okay, So Tony Hope you're
listening up for this just launched on the iHeartRadio app,
a Taylor Swift station, The Life of a Showgirl. So
(19:22):
we're gonna be celebrating all the way up to the album,
playing Taylor songs and all kinds of tailor stuff. And
there's also a sweepstakes that you can enter using the
talkbacked feature when you're listening to the station. If you
tap the microphone and leave a talkback, you could win
exclusive Taylor March albums, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The hell's going on? What do you mean, boy, she's brilliant. Yeah,
well she's got it going on, man, every single minute
of every single day. Meantime. Over the weekend, Doja Cat
released the track list for her new album. We've got
a clip from her new song Gorgeot and by the way,
Doja Cat will host an album release party on Boy,
(20:01):
we have a lot going on. We do please party
Wednesday night right here on Kiss with Doja Cat.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I like the eighties sound that she's bringing to this album.
This Eighties influenced.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Love the Eighties, She loves the eighties and Harry Styles.
Cardi B's new album is already platinum. It just came
out on Friday. She also broke a very unusual record
over the weekend with this album most album deliveries by
a drone in one hour in the state of Texas.
Speaker 10 (20:35):
I can't even believe this. My fan has been getting
my album from drones. My album has been literally flying
off the show from Walmart because Walmart has been delivering
my album and drones in the Fort Worth parts of Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like a drone is going down the house and here
you go, here's your Cardi B album.
Speaker 10 (20:55):
And I'm so thankful because we even broke the record
the most delivery in one hour.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So the Jones is tired, honey, you you can't even
get it.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No more from a John.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
My album is still.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
At Walmart, So make sure you got that and support me.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Please, that right there is really happening. Yeah, that person
really exists.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yes, very much.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
We love her.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, we love her. Bad Money had his final show
in Puerto Rico over the weekend, a total of about
forty shows in Puerto Rico, all money raised going to
Puerto Rican relief and Mark Anthony joined him on stage
for the fun That's very cool. That must have been good.
I love thanact me Elton John over the weekend had
to give the keys to his own house to Lola Young.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It was a bet he lost to Lola.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I said, Lola, if you're single, didn't get some number
one d I'll give you the.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Keys to my house.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
It's not there yet.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
They got a hurry off when the means fun.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I'm giving the piece of health, but come let me
study n.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah song never made it to number one. We do
have a clip from the Stoh it's great. Yeah. And
all of this brought to you by Dover Rug. They
will come right to your house with all of the
rugs you saw in the store and you thought you liked.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I actually had them come to my house once. They
did that amazing Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You put it right in the room. I think you'd
like to have it.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
They bring multiple rugs, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
As many as you like. They come with a truckload
of russ keep imagine. Nobody does it. So you got
to go to Dover Rug, Natick, Boston, Burlington or doverrug
dot com and there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Happy Monday, it's the Mayor of the South dead justin.
I want to wish you a very happy birthday to
the man who made me a star.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I'm a little late today.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I went to the rodeo this weekend and I was
riding the bronco all weekend. But he wasn't from the rodeo.
He's eight secret sound.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Let's go to Angela. She's in framing him. Angela, we're
dealing with a brand new sound this morning. Did you
hear it a couple of minutes ago? I did? Okay,
We're gonna let you hear it one more time. Okay, Angela,
listen very carefully, Angela from framing him on your way
(23:26):
to work. Blow our minds right now? What do you
think the secret sound is?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
M Okay, so happens to the judge. Tony is sitting
right here in studio right now, Tony, is it? Angela?
That is not the secret sound? Angela? I thought you
had it? Oh, Angela? Where are you going to work?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Quickly?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I am going to new in public schools?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Well, thank you for the service and of a great
day at school, and say hi to the kids at
the school. Okay, and Lisa, boy, that's a jam, huh,
absolute jam. I always liked that song.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
And jay Z was at you left this weekend.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, and we still don't know why. Maybe it was
for Edelman, or maybe it was just for the game.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, maybe just for NFL.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, maybe just to hang out with Wally most connected
man in Boston or he really is the most connected
man in America now, it's like crazy, Yeah, he's everywhere.
So justin You alluded to this a couple of minutes ago,
and I'm totally into this. One. The things, the lies
that our parents told us when we were very young,
and the one that stands out from me is that
(24:39):
they would make you sit on the beach for an
hour if you had a bite of sand, would you're
gonna get cramps.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
And dround And you know what that was on the list.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
If you touch that toad, you will get wars.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
You keep popping your fingers like that, you're gonna have
arth rives by the time you're thirty after eating, you
gotta wait thirty minutes before you swim or you're gonna drown.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He's followed that gumdal stay in your stomach for seven years.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
If you drip a opinion from the top of the building,
it will hit someone and kill them.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Don't sit that close to the TV to ruin your eyesight.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
If you swallow that.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Watermelon seed, you're going to grow one in your belly.
If you talk to strangers on that ai M, you
will get kidnap. Y'all better turn off those lights back there.
It's illegal and we will crash and die.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Where did they get them, I don't know their parents.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, I mean, let's start with the light on the car.
So I actually just learned that was not illegal last year.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
You mean the ceiling light in the back when.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You're driving, Because we were in the car with my
family and you know, my son had the light on
the back. I told him to shut it off and
then he said no, and I said no, we can
get pulled over. And then Jen later on said, you
know that's not true.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, it's not I know. My parents never told me that.
They just said it was like hard to drive if
you were the person driving with the back light on. Sure,
But like the knuckle cracking, that was a huge one that.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Was told to me. Huge that was told to me.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, the frog in the war was definitely one of
the big ones when I was a kid. Yes, And
the other one was if you make that face, it's
going to stay that way.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And what about reading in the dark, that.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
It hurts your eyes. Yes, yeah, I grew up my
whole life not reading in dark places. I always made
sure to have good light at least. Did you tell
these to any of your kids when they were growing up?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The reading in the dark, I still do. The gum
I do that it takes seven years to digest, So
that's not true. And then the knuckle cracking I actually
always thought was real, but now I'm finding out that
it's not.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I have a few people in my life that crack
their knuckles all the time, and I'm silently thinking, oh,
they're not gonna be able to move their fingers in
about five years.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, I don't think it's true.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
That wasn't true either. Well, the funny face one was
if you cross your eyes. I to cross my eyes
as a joke, and they said, you know, I think
they went as far to say one time that if
I was crossing my eyes and somebody hit me, or
if there was a sudden like you know, a jolt, yeah,
some kind of jolt, then it would stick forever.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And what about sneezing with your eyes open?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
In Okay, I never heard that. What happened because I
sneezed a lot.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I always heard like, you would die if you like,
that's why you have to like, you know.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Can you though? Can you sneeze with your eyes open?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't know. I think you're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Really what if your eye pops right out?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I mean that's a lot of force, Like a really
good sneeze, it's a lot of force.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yes, So I'm looking at chatch epet now. So gum
passes through your digestive system within two or three days.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Oh, and I always heard back to sneezing. I always
heard that every time you sneeze, your heart skips a beat.
Is that another made up lie? Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I took that one up. What about peeing in the
pool a different color?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
So is there not a product that you can put
in the pool to make the pee turn a different color?
I don't know. I don't think there is. It's a
complete myth.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
It's crazy crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I remember my parents would always say like, oh, that
place is closed, Like, oh, it's that, you know, it's
the local close Like that doesn't not.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Open anything, They close forever. Yeah. Some other ones that
weren't on that list are that drinking coffee stunt? Your
growth if you're a.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Kid nodding her head over there on the board, so
she she's heard that one. That is not true. That
is not true. I had one as a kid that
never came true, Thank god. My father would always say,
I'll give you something to cry about, luckily.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
How about the ice cream trucks play music only when
they're out of ice cream?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
That is the most vicious lie.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I never heard of that one. Why would they play
the music if they don't have any ice cream?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
The soe no, but that's the myth.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Like so the parents won't give you the money for
the ice cream.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
Ice cream, that's why he's playing the song. I love
that one. That's a great one. Actually, over the weekend,
the ice cream truck was near near my house and
my son heard it. He comes running outside, wanted me
to drive him to chase the ice cream.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Oh yeah, I'm like, they always come up the worst time, Yes,
the worst time. Another one's eating carrots will let you
see in the dark, because kids don't eat vegetables.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Well, I was always told carrots will improve your eyes.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I don't I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Here's the one that I totally remember.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Storks deliver babies.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Oh yeah, you quickly figure out that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, I know what I have to say. For like
a brief moment in time, I actually believed.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Mom's in the hospital. But the stork's gonna bring your
baby sister or brother.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Wait back to the cast. So carrots are good for
your eye health. Won't give you superpowers where you can
see in the dark. That's not true, not getting night vision, No,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well everybody out there has got them or has heard
them or threatened by them. And well let's talk about it.
Six one, seven, nine eight. How do they get the
dark bags?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Justin Yeah, if you listen on the iHeart app, which
is free, by the way, you can tap that little
microphone button. Enjoy our topic time that way, it's easy
and you know what it's next.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, So we had a conversation a couple of minutes
ago about lies our parents told us throughout the generations,
and Lisa, during the break, you came up with a
new one.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay, this only has to do with you. And you
used to come in and say that you would tell
your children when they were at the circus with you
that during intermission that the show was over.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh yes, I remember this.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I remember, now, come on, it's over. Yeah, you have
no idea. I used this everything from Disney on Ice
to the Rodeo to the Circus, any of those events.
When intermission came and the lights went on, I would say,
come on, we gotta go, we gotta beat the crowd.
And I said, we can grab a souvenir before they
run out. On the way out, you know, I'd definitely
(30:47):
take them in the store, grabbed the souvenir. I said,
come on, we'll never get out of the parking lot.
We get a hurt. They never knew, Yeah, never knew,
never knew that it was only half there was.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, there was a second half.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
That's a good one. I think one of the first
events that I took my son to when he was
probably two or three, was I think Disney on Ice. Yeah,
and you told me that before we went he has
a hot tip.
Speaker 10 (31:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, because nothing's going to change in the second half.
It's just more people skating around and animals skating around.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
That's true. Oh god, so many lives circus stays the
same second half. I saw reel over the weekend and
it was all the lies your parents told you. And
I checked every single box. I believe all these were true.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
My parents, when we were young used to tell us
when they were eating lobsters that they were eating bugs,
so we wouldn't want them.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Wow, that's creative.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well aren't they kind of like bugs.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Crust of the stations of the sea. Yeah, yeah, no,
they're not the bugs of the sea.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
No, they used to be a long time ago. They were.
They were They weren't a delicacy. They were given to
people in prison.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, prison, and then the galleys rowing the ships. Yes, uh,
you know, the slave. For lack of a better word,
they would give them lobster, and the lobster.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Became they're scavengers basically.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
What it is now. Yeah, they are scavengers. Just keep
in mind when you're having the lobster. Everything they eat
is off the is off the bottom. Yes, their bottom
feet er.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
They are.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
They a right expense. It's odd when you think of it.
Expensive body, oh my.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
And they keep getting more and more expensive.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
My mom always said that if you had the shower
on while it was thundering and lightning out.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
That you would get struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So I still, at twenty eight years old, will not
take a shower if there's a storm.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh my god, my parents used to tell me that one.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I never heard that one. Yeah, the pool was a
big one. They want to using water, right, well, yeah,
wasting the water? What are you doing in there?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, you guys remember that.
Speaker 15 (32:48):
When we were younger, they would say if you had
a dream and you died in your dream, that you
would die in real life.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I think I remember that, but I think it was
other kids that told me that, not my parents. Yeah,
that's a little morbid for your parents to tell you,
you know. But one of them was about coffee, that
if you drink coffee as a kid, it will stunt
your growth.
Speaker 14 (33:07):
As a parent, I still use the coffee will stunt
your growth.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
My toddler's always trying to take a sip in my coffee,
and I told him he'd shrink down like ant man.
Speaker 14 (33:15):
If he takes a sip in my coffee, and he
still believes it.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It's so crazy, like we teach our kids not to lie,
but then we kind of tell them lies.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
And there were so many more. I'm racking my brain
that my parents would tell me a lot of them
related to school or I mean, there are so many.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Well, you just want your kids to listen and do
what do what you tell them to do, and when
they won't, you got to you gotta do what you
gotta do. Let's go to Selene online too.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
All right, Selene, you're online too.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Add to the list. Selene yallo, Selene. All right, Selene.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Dropped off like that name.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
It's a good name.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
That is a nice name.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, you don't meet a lot of Selene's, you know. Yeah, Selene,
we'll try to get you on the second. Sorry about that.
So I love dogs.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
My dad doesn't.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
And a big lie he would tell me when I
was a kid, is dead while I pet a dog.
If I get the eye booger of a dog and
then rub it, then rub my eyes, I would see
black and white forever, or I would get like blind.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
So that's a big lie.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
See now we're just just completely making stuff up here.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I've never heard anything even resembling that.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
One never heard that there was one of the list
about sneezing with your eyes open, and I kind of
was speculating I don't think you can sneeze with your
eyes open.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I actually learned this in the college class ones.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
You physically can't sneeze with your eyes open because it's
a reflex that your eyes automatically close. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I believe that well.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I always was told that your heart skips a beat
when you sneeze. That and I have sneezing jags in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
My heart skips a beat just regularly.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, I have like an rhythma.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Wasn't there a song my heart skips?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
There is? I think I have the same thing. There's
a name for it, really, Yeah, because I had a
n e KG. They thought something was wrong and they
said it was that and said it's no big deal.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
It's not Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
What pill?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
No, I'm just wasn't there something about warts?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Frogs? Yeah? They came from frogs? Yeah? Frogs.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I used to have actually a reoccurring nightmare about swallowing
a watermelon sleeed and being brushed into the hospital because
my stomach was going to explode from the watermelon grow
in my stomach.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I'm telling you, I was full of fear as a
kid when I heard these things.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, mine was swallowing gum like never swallow gum.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, that it was really bad for you. Just sits
and the more that you you swallowed, the moll would
pile up. Yes, and we found proof to the contrary.
Right with the gum swallowing. Yeh, it's a few days.
It's a few days that sits in your stomach and
then it passes through.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good morning crew.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
This is not one that was told to me, but
something that I used to tell my kids. I would
tell them when we were at the each if they
found a sand dollar and we put it on the
dashboard of the car, it would turned into a real dollar.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Kept them busy forever, and it only cost me a
few bucks. Have a good day. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Love that walking the beach. Let's go to Selene. I
think she's back online to Hey Selene, Hi, good morning,
Hey we got you give us a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
So when I was little, I was told if you
pick your nose and ate year boogers, it would make
worms grow in your helmet.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah. I never heard that one by that boogers so gross?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, what's he doing now?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Is in the hospital getting a worm removed.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Chrissie's online one and Canton. Chrissy, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Go ahead, Chrissy, Chrissy.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
All right, Chrissy is not on the air. Okay, let's
go to Nina and Weymouth line three. All right, we'll
try that one, line three.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Nina you there. Okay, we're having trouble with the phones. Yeah,
what's the deal with the phones today?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, don't do anything because something else might happen.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, we won't, we won't.
Speaker 14 (37:16):
I remember when we wouldn't finish all the food on
our plate at a time, our parents would always say,
you have to eat all of your food. There's children
starving in Africa, And thinking about it today, I'm like, well,
what was were you supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Send them what we didn't finish. I still my parents say,
that's that's me my kids. Yeah, well, it's about wasting food,
it's having right, that was sort of the moral.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Of but they wanted to guilt you. Right, young children
are starving in Africa. Yeah, you got to eat those carrots.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Meanwhile, you know, unfortunately there's starving kids everywhere.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Really, it's about food wasting. H Did anybody hear the
one that if you ate food directly from the can,
like canned soup or can be means that you would
get lockjaw and not be able to open your mouth.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
That's a new one.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah, that's a new one on me because most of
what we ate came out of a cam.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah true, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
True, Morning Morning Show. I think you're forgetting that a
lot of our children are listening to you guys on
buses and on car drives to school. So thanks for
blowing our cover.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
All right, We're sorry. Stop lying on the
Now this morning show in Boston, Billie and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on kiaway.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, good morning and everybody, and welcome into the Billy
and Lisa Morning Show on a Monday morning. Today is
September twenty second, and today, by the way, happens to
be the first day of fall. Justin oh, sweat sweater, well,
finally about time, about time, finally sweet.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, this came pretty quick. I mean it was the
first day of fall. All over the weekend was freezing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, in the mornings, but then it got to be beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
We have had such a nice stretch of weather past
couple of weeks. It's been insanely beautiful, Dunning.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The issue is that you keep the windows open and
you forget that the temperature is going to drop. Oh
that's why every window is open. You wake up and
you know old huh freezing.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well because you want to air out the house, right,
and got to air it out. What's the weather today?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Another nice day, sunny sky's tempts in the mid to
upper seventies.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Didn't you go to Brown University this weekend? Lisa? I did.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I went to see Max I haven't seen him since
we dropped him off.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
How's he doing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He's okay, he's doing great, just fine.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, he's socializing a lot up there.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Huh yeah really yeah, party in the rooms like he's
having a good time.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah. Do they still do that pyramid of empty beer cans?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I did not do I did not go up to
the dorm room. I just took him out for dinner,
Riley and I and it was really fun and he's yeah,
he's having a he's having a great experience.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Was there any inkling from you to say, let me
see your room?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Not for me, but Riley wanted to go up. Yeah,
so you never went up to the h I just stayed.
So they may have beer, you never know. But no,
what he's doing, he's doing. He's doing really well. He
loves it, meeting a lot of people, a good group
of friends.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, he's doing well.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
These are the best days of his life.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, exactly. Now, justin you had a gigantic festival at
your home in New Hampshire this weekend, like forty people
that was going on up.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There, A lot of people family reunion for my wife's family,
so there was some visiting from Florida, so the rest
of them all came. It was nice. It was we
had the football game outside, we had the kids, the
Bountcy houses. Sure, so it was great. It was a
good time. Wow. And you know, you know what everyone
wanted to know, what the secret sound was.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, they're.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
All playing around. Well there's a new sound today, but
brand new sound. This morning.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We're going to start with a three thousand dollars jackpot,
So we'll play the secret sound at seven ten, we'll
play it again at eight ten, and then at nine ten.
This kind of came out of left field. We're going
to have the very first pair of jingle Ball tickets. Now,
we haven't even announced jingle Ball, and we're giving away
a pair of tickets at nine ten this morning, Friday morning.
(03:00):
At seven point fifteen, we will announce jingle Ball, who's coming,
who's performing, anything and everything you need to know up
to and including ticket information. But yeah, jingle Ball tickets
this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I can't believe we're talking about this, but it's such
a holiday tradition and we love every single second event.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Ah, not much going on in sports. Patriots lost one.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well the Patriots, the Red Sox and the Bruins.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, what happened to sports town?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You say that, you know, it's kind of a bad weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, do you remember how big we were in sports
People would travel from all over the country.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's weird that all three teams are sort of in rebuilding,
you know, all phases.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Now.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's just you have to remember, especially in football, that
you have to hold on to the ball.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, oh, very important turnovers or do not win games?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Five of them in one game? Are you Rabel was.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Going nuts on the sidelines.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I mean, oh, lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Over and over and over again.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, you remember Belichick, he was famous protect the ball
at all costs. I don't think they're remembering that hold
on to the ball game? Oh god, yeah we didn't. Yeah,
Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers did not win that game.
We gave it away.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, very true.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah. And then you watch other games around the NFL, Eagles, Bills.
The Eagles ending was crazy, by the way. Oh yea,
and those are real football teams.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Bills are undefeated three and oh Chargers Colts all three
and o undefeated. Ah didn't go up for Belichick over
the weekend, No, he was booed out of his own stadium.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh justin I'm looking at the outfit that Jordawn wore
to the u NC game in Florida, and I'm not
sure if she thinks she's at a.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Club or a football game.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think georgeaun One is confused.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, we were talking about this off the year this morning. Yeah,
the white stiletto boots. Yeah, just for the sideline of
a game.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Didn't she have those boots on at a preseason place?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Had a similar pair of These are a little different.
I know she's yeah, she's zipper up the back, but
I kind of agree with the caller. There are so
many funny memes about it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Here's something you got to remember about Jordaan. She doesn't
care about Belichick, she doesn't care about UNC, she doesn't
care about football. All she cares about is the Graham.
What she's going to look like on social media. Now.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I have to say she looks great, I mean, very attractive.
But I just think that for a sideline outfit, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Know, I think about Okay, Well, we'll stop talking about it.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
From the Planet Fitness Kids, one of eight studios, We're
back with the Villy and Lisa in the morning Hey, guys.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That welcome back and happy first day of fall. I
have a bone to pick with the entire nation. Okay,
the entire country. I have a bone to pick justin
How is it possible that I didn't know it's your
birthday today? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I mean, thank you. I don't announce it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, he doesn't like to make a big deal out
of it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It's okay. The show goes on with.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Cake.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No, no, I can't eat the cake.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
See.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Women always know everybody's birthday, right right? Women, I don't know.
It's like a science. Women just know when it's somebody's birthday.
Guys aren't like that. I agree, Like you know, like
my wife Michelle probably has everybody that we've ever known's
birthday in some sort of a schedule somewhere. Guys don't
do that. I love you like a brother. I know
(06:58):
it's okay, but I don't know birthday.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I know Lisa's August eleventh, and we know yours.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We know yours because yours is the forgotten.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Mine is easy. Yeah, it's Christmas Eve. Nobody forgets it.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Lisa came in. WI should be happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Happy birthday to you. Yeah, happy birthday too.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
So that made my morning. But thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, no, I don't want to do anything else on
the show this morning. Now, going forward, all I want
to do is talk about you know, your life, no,
your heritage, your birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You know what this says for you. This is a
little bit more walking around money.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You don't think he know coming here today. Even if
I didn't know it's his birthday, he's catching it. Wow.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well it's gonna come a day late. I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh, I don't know what's in my pocket. I don't
think it's enough for you. That's okay, all right, you
know who? You know who else is celebrating Julian Lay.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So the Patriots are lost again yesterday, this time to
Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers. The Steelers did not win
this game, okay. The Patriots gave the game away a
total of five turnovers. You can't come back from that.
The Pats are one and two on the season. Yesterday
was horrible. Here's the coach. We don't need to learn
a lesson. No, we don't need to learn a football game.
(08:23):
I know that turnovers are very hard to overcome, so
they erase all the good things that you do. Yeah,
doesn't it seem even more frustrating that Aaron Rodgers leaves
with a win.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You know, we had it, We had the game. We
beat ourselves. Essentially, the defense was awesome. They just got
to hold onto the We can't hold on They got
to hold onto the ball. You can not going to
win a football game like that.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I'm thinking a little glue on your Who's gonna know,
you know, maybe with the official handles the ball, the
market down probably going to feel the glue on the ball.
But anyway, let's focus on the good old days, the
days when the Patriots won games, when they won Super Bowls,
the days when they had players like Brady and Gronk
(09:16):
and Julian Edelman. In fact, Edelman inducted into the Patriots
Hall of Fame just this past weekend. He was quick
to credit Tom brady standard.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
You set Tom the drive, your dedication, your example, jovius
all to be better and he was the same guy
every day and that was over twenty two years. That's
a lot of days, guys, that's a lot of days.
And one of the first things Tom Brady ever said
to me. I think we were. We just got out
of one of our first OTA practices, and I already
(09:50):
told you I was in awe of watching him throw.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I go, man, you work so hard.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
And he looked at me with those blue eyes in
that jaw line he goes SNAr, hebe if all you
ever do is all you ever done, then all you
ever get is all you ever got.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
He then he winked at me and left.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
I was like what.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
And that was Tom, thank you for letting me be,
bringing me in and allowing me to learn from you.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I like that line, all you ever do is all
you ever got?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That was Julian at the induction ceremony. This was Edelman
on the field yesterday.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
So patrionation, I just want to say thank you for
bringing in me my family and making this our home.
Foxborough will always be my home twelve years nowhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And we all got to remember one thing.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Tough times don't last, tough people do, and you always
gotta believe Foxborough forever.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I like that line.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Awesome, congrats Jules Borrow forever.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay, So what you do is what you got and
what's the other one.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
We got to tie those together. Justin and I always remember, right.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love seeing his daughter, Lily. We've never seen his
daughter before.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah. They ring the bell before the game.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, Jason Tatum was there with his son, and jay
Z was there.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, we figured out why jay Z was at the
game yesterday. Was he here for the Edelman ceremony?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
He was definitely there for the game. I'm not sure
if he was there for the ceremony, but he was.
You know, he's got a partnership with the NFL. He's
an avid sports fan. I saw clips of him chairing
on the Patriots when they were doing good during the game.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
And he was hanging out with their buddy Walid.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, Walid mister Boston man, the most connected guy, connected
to everyone, and he's our guy. Hey, what's up, guys,
And you're listening to Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Kiss away, Lisa. Yeah. I saw on him comparing their
the watches to jay Z and Wally Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh really, So.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Brady couldn't be there this weekend because he was well
working the Fox broadcast booth. He did send this message.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Julian, congratulations on being inducted into the Patriots Hall of Fame.
Such a well deserved honor, And honestly, there's nobody who
was more deserving and who embodies what it means to
be a Patriot more than you. The toughness, the competitiveness,
the relentless drive you brought every day to work. And
(12:34):
everybody saw the catches on Sundays, But what I got
to see were all the hours that nobody else did,
all the late nights, the film sessions, all the things
we did in Montana, in Brookline, the practices you pushed
through most people couldn't.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
That's why you.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Became the player that you were, and that's why you
have that red jacket and your standing there today.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Who's better than Tom Bray? God, I gotta have him
as a friend.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah. I want to see Brady on Edlman's podcast. He
actually made a joke about it that he keeps inviting
Tom on, but Tom hasn't gone on yet. Yeah, that'll
be a good one.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And now Tom's playing flag football in Saudi Arabia, taking
Gronk with him. I think it's all good. What's that
line again? What you get is what you know, what
you give is what you get.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, all right, he got to be a lesson to you.
Producer Riley, all right, well, thanks Bill.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Justin my man.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Happy birthday, my buddy. Even though you're not going to
celebrate with a piece of cake, maybe the chickens will
have a surprise party for you when you get home up.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
North for they from the Planet Fitness Kids, one of
eight Studios. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And it's time to play Secret Sound, presented by six
one seven Injured. You can find him on Instagram at
Injury Money. Now I need to mention we have a
brand new sound and a brand new jack The Jackpot
Lease starts at three thousand dollars. Three thousand dollars, Yeah,
(14:07):
three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's a big one for the.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Sake of everybody listening. And I know a lot of
people are in the cars, a lot of drop off
moms are out there listening. Everybody's got something going on
this morning, but all they care about is the Secret
Sound and it's a brand new one. Listen very carefully here.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
It is okay, listen, we did that. We did this
on the last sound, and they got it on the
first try.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, okay, well good luck.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Wait should we play a bit more time?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah? We have Yeah, all right, we're gonna take call
it twenty five at six seven, nine, three, one, one
one eight Flow.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
The entertainment updates with the Billy consta.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, what we do?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You should have heard my dad yesterday at the family reunion.
He goes, what's up with that secret sound? I can't
figure it out.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Either? Can wait?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah? No, okay, Well, we're gonna do it right now.
We'll do it again at eight ten this morning, and
again the jackpoted three thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Don't forget it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Nine ten this morning, we're giving away the very first
pair of a jingle ball.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Take you have, baby, you'd like to play with my
jingle balls if you know what I mean. Thanks Alex,
Can you get your son under control.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
And we'll have the jingle ball announcement everything you.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Need to know.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
This is coming Friday morning at seven point fifteen, and
while we wait for College twenty five. Jonas Brothers brought
their tour to Portland, Oregon this weekend, and the stage
caught fire. Justin they were burning up THEABE.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
There was a legitimate fire on the stage. It was
just kind of it was burning and no one really
seem to notice at first.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's really scary.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well luckily nobody got hurt. The firewars up on one
of the upper decks of the production stage or something
and nobody was near it. But you never know that.
It's still pretty crazy, right, imagine you're.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
There for the show.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Hey, isn't that a fire?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I hope they went right into burning out?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, maybe they did the EU. And how about this one?
Harry Styles ran the marathon in Berlin, Germany this weekend,
finished the marathon in just under three hours, and ran
under a fake name stead Surrandous.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Lease, Yes he did. I have to say, running under
three hours is pretty incredible. He's run Tokyo, but this
is his personal best. And I was asking you, because
you've run so many marathons, like, how does this compare.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well for world class marathons? Like three hours? For a
long time was the mark? You know you wanted to
be three hours. I think the qualifying time now is
something like two fifty but two fifty nine in a
marathon is incredibly fast.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, that's really But he's been training for a while.
He hasn't. He ran Tokyo, so he is a runner.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I actually had a running pr last week. Yeah, I
ran three miles at fourteen minutes a mile.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's great?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Fourteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, it took me forty two minutes to run three miles.
You know I started that. It took me fifty minutes. Well,
you're pulling a jet.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Up.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Do not shame him, right, I remember you couldn't even
run a mile, right right?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah? No, good for you.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
You have no idea. He's like a crazy person. He
was giving me his workout schedule this past weekend and
one day. What he did in one afternoon is insane.
He went from one gym to another gym, to a
spin class back to another gym.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It was excessive, Lisa. It was yeah, like four hours
of working out. I just I replaced one addiction for another.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Anyway, go ahead, and it's your birthday today, Thank you,
Happy birthday, bank you. But stead surandous we did some
checking styles ran as stead serandus. I guess he's an
executive with Netflix or something that is instead Yeah, big deal. Yeah,
that many Netflix on fire. By the way, I watched
(18:13):
the entire series of Black Robbins.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I watched two episodes. It's really good. Yeah, you're gonna
like it.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Just Jude Law, Jason Bateman, it is. It gets better
with each episode.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
My only thing is Jason Bateman. I love him. I
just can't get past the scruffy beard and that look.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, it's really not a good look for him.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's not a good it really isn't.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The new Taylor Swift album, The Life of the Show Girl,
comes out October third. She's having all eighty nine minute
release party. She's having an eighty nine minute release party.
And at these release parties, which will be at movie
theaters all over the country, she will also have the
music video for one of the songs off the new album,
(18:53):
the song the Fate of Ophelia. You'll get the music
video if you go to the movie theaters for that weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
And something else about Taylor Swift we should know justin Yes, So,
Tony's our secret sound judge. You can't see him. He's
in the studio. He's gonna judge the secret s He's
ahead of our marketing department. Okay, So Tony Hope you're
listening up for this just launched on the iHeartRadio app,
a Taylor Swift station, The Life of a Showgirl. So
(19:22):
we're gonna be celebrating all the way up to the album,
playing Taylor songs and all kinds of tailor stuff. And
there's also a sweepstakes that you can enter using the
talkbacked feature when you're listening to the station. If you
tap the microphone and leave a talkback, you could win
exclusive Taylor March albums, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The hell's going on? What do you mean, boy, she's brilliant. Yeah,
well she's got it going on, man, every single minute
of every single day. Meantime. Over the weekend, Doja Cat
released the track list for her new album. We've got
a clip from her new song Gorgeot and by the way,
Doja Cat will host an album release party on Boy,
(20:01):
we have a lot going on. We do please party
Wednesday night right here on Kiss with Doja Cat.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I like the eighties sound that she's bringing to this album.
This Eighties influenced.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Love the Eighties, She loves the eighties and Harry Styles.
Cardi B's new album is already platinum. It just came
out on Friday. She also broke a very unusual record
over the weekend with this album most album deliveries by
a drone in one hour in the state of Texas.
Speaker 10 (20:35):
I can't even believe this. My fan has been getting
my album from drones. My album has been literally flying
off the show from Walmart because Walmart has been delivering
my album and drones in the Fort Worth parts of Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like a drone is going down the house and here
you go, here's your Cardi B album.
Speaker 10 (20:55):
And I'm so thankful because we even broke the record
the most delivery in one hour.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So the Jones is tired, honey, you you can't even
get it.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
No more from a John.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
My album is still.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
At Walmart, So make sure you got that and support me.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Please, that right there is really happening. Yeah, that person
really exists.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yes, very much.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
We love her.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, we love her. Bad Money had his final show
in Puerto Rico over the weekend, a total of about
forty shows in Puerto Rico, all money raised going to
Puerto Rican relief and Mark Anthony joined him on stage
for the fun That's very cool. That must have been good.
I love thanact me Elton John over the weekend had
to give the keys to his own house to Lola Young.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It was a bet he lost to Lola.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I said, Lola, if you're single, didn't get some number
one d I'll give you the.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Keys to my house.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
It's not there yet.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
They got a hurry off when the means fun.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I'm giving the piece of health, but come let me
study n.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah song never made it to number one. We do
have a clip from the Stoh it's great. Yeah. And
all of this brought to you by Dover Rug. They
will come right to your house with all of the
rugs you saw in the store and you thought you liked.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I actually had them come to my house once. They
did that amazing Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You put it right in the room. I think you'd
like to have it.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
They bring multiple rugs, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
As many as you like. They come with a truckload
of russ keep imagine. Nobody does it. So you got
to go to Dover Rug, Natick, Boston, Burlington or doverrug
dot com and there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Happy Monday, it's the Mayor of the South dead justin.
I want to wish you a very happy birthday to
the man who made me a star.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I'm a little late today.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I went to the rodeo this weekend and I was
riding the bronco all weekend. But he wasn't from the rodeo.
He's eight secret sound.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Let's go to Angela. She's in framing him. Angela, we're
dealing with a brand new sound this morning. Did you
hear it a couple of minutes ago? I did? Okay,
We're gonna let you hear it one more time. Okay, Angela,
listen very carefully, Angela from framing him on your way
(23:26):
to work. Blow our minds right now? What do you
think the secret sound is?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
M Okay, so happens to the judge. Tony is sitting
right here in studio right now, Tony, is it? Angela?
That is not the secret sound? Angela? I thought you
had it? Oh, Angela? Where are you going to work?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Quickly?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I am going to new in public schools?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Well, thank you for the service and of a great
day at school, and say hi to the kids at
the school. Okay, and Lisa, boy, that's a jam, huh,
absolute jam. I always liked that song.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
And jay Z was at you left this weekend.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, and we still don't know why. Maybe it was
for Edelman, or maybe it was just for the game.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, maybe just for NFL.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, maybe just to hang out with Wally most connected
man in Boston or he really is the most connected
man in America now, it's like crazy, Yeah, he's everywhere.
So justin You alluded to this a couple of minutes ago,
and I'm totally into this. One. The things, the lies
that our parents told us when we were very young,
and the one that stands out from me is that
(24:39):
they would make you sit on the beach for an
hour if you had a bite of sand, would you're
gonna get cramps.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
And dround And you know what that was on the list.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
If you touch that toad, you will get wars.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
You keep popping your fingers like that, you're gonna have
arth rives by the time you're thirty after eating, you
gotta wait thirty minutes before you swim or you're gonna drown.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He's followed that gumdal stay in your stomach for seven years.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
If you drip a opinion from the top of the building,
it will hit someone and kill them.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Don't sit that close to the TV to ruin your eyesight.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
If you swallow that.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Watermelon seed, you're going to grow one in your belly.
If you talk to strangers on that ai M, you
will get kidnap. Y'all better turn off those lights back there.
It's illegal and we will crash and die.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Where did they get them, I don't know their parents.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, I mean, let's start with the light on the car.
So I actually just learned that was not illegal last year.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
You mean the ceiling light in the back when.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You're driving, Because we were in the car with my
family and you know, my son had the light on
the back. I told him to shut it off and
then he said no, and I said no, we can
get pulled over. And then Jen later on said, you
know that's not true.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, it's not I know. My parents never told me that.
They just said it was like hard to drive if
you were the person driving with the back light on. Sure,
But like the knuckle cracking, that was a huge one that.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Was told to me. Huge that was told to me.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, the frog in the war was definitely one of
the big ones when I was a kid. Yes, And
the other one was if you make that face, it's
going to stay that way.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And what about reading in the dark, that.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
It hurts your eyes. Yes, yeah, I grew up my
whole life not reading in dark places. I always made
sure to have good light at least. Did you tell
these to any of your kids when they were growing up?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The reading in the dark, I still do. The gum
I do that it takes seven years to digest, So
that's not true. And then the knuckle cracking I actually
always thought was real, but now I'm finding out that
it's not.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I have a few people in my life that crack
their knuckles all the time, and I'm silently thinking, oh,
they're not gonna be able to move their fingers in
about five years.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, I don't think it's true.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
That wasn't true either. Well, the funny face one was
if you cross your eyes. I to cross my eyes
as a joke, and they said, you know, I think
they went as far to say one time that if
I was crossing my eyes and somebody hit me, or
if there was a sudden like you know, a jolt, yeah,
some kind of jolt, then it would stick forever.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And what about sneezing with your eyes open?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
In Okay, I never heard that. What happened because I
sneezed a lot.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I always heard like, you would die if you like,
that's why you have to like, you know.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Can you though? Can you sneeze with your eyes open?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't know. I think you're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Really what if your eye pops right out?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I mean that's a lot of force, Like a really
good sneeze, it's a lot of force.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yes, So I'm looking at chatch epet now. So gum
passes through your digestive system within two or three days.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Oh, and I always heard back to sneezing. I always
heard that every time you sneeze, your heart skips a beat.
Is that another made up lie? Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I took that one up. What about peeing in the
pool a different color?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
So is there not a product that you can put
in the pool to make the pee turn a different color?
I don't know. I don't think there is. It's a
complete myth.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
It's crazy crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I remember my parents would always say like, oh, that
place is closed, Like, oh, it's that, you know, it's
the local close Like that doesn't not.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Open anything, They close forever. Yeah. Some other ones that
weren't on that list are that drinking coffee stunt? Your
growth if you're a.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Kid nodding her head over there on the board, so
she she's heard that one. That is not true. That
is not true. I had one as a kid that
never came true, Thank god. My father would always say,
I'll give you something to cry about, luckily.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
How about the ice cream trucks play music only when
they're out of ice cream?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
That is the most vicious lie.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I never heard of that one. Why would they play
the music if they don't have any ice cream?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
The soe no, but that's the myth.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Like so the parents won't give you the money for
the ice cream.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
Ice cream, that's why he's playing the song. I love
that one. That's a great one. Actually, over the weekend,
the ice cream truck was near near my house and
my son heard it. He comes running outside, wanted me
to drive him to chase the ice cream.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Oh yeah, I'm like, they always come up the worst time, Yes,
the worst time. Another one's eating carrots will let you
see in the dark, because kids don't eat vegetables.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Well, I was always told carrots will improve your eyes.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I don't I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Here's the one that I totally remember.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Storks deliver babies.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Oh yeah, you quickly figure out that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, I know what I have to say. For like
a brief moment in time, I actually believed.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Mom's in the hospital. But the stork's gonna bring your
baby sister or brother.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Wait back to the cast. So carrots are good for
your eye health. Won't give you superpowers where you can
see in the dark. That's not true, not getting night vision, No,
not at all.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well everybody out there has got them or has heard
them or threatened by them. And well let's talk about it.
Six one, seven, nine eight. How do they get the
dark bags?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Justin Yeah, if you listen on the iHeart app, which
is free, by the way, you can tap that little
microphone button. Enjoy our topic time that way, it's easy
and you know what it's next.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, So we had a conversation a couple of minutes
ago about lies our parents told us throughout the generations,
and Lisa, during the break, you came up with a
new one.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay, this only has to do with you. And you
used to come in and say that you would tell
your children when they were at the circus with you
that during intermission that the show was over.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh yes, I remember this.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I remember, now, come on, it's over. Yeah, you have
no idea. I used this everything from Disney on Ice
to the Rodeo to the Circus, any of those events.
When intermission came and the lights went on, I would say,
come on, we gotta go, we gotta beat the crowd.
And I said, we can grab a souvenir before they
run out. On the way out, you know, I'd definitely
(30:47):
take them in the store, grabbed the souvenir. I said,
come on, we'll never get out of the parking lot.
We get a hurt. They never knew, Yeah, never knew,
never knew that it was only half there was.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, there was a second half.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
That's a good one. I think one of the first
events that I took my son to when he was
probably two or three, was I think Disney on Ice. Yeah,
and you told me that before we went he has
a hot tip.
Speaker 10 (31:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, because nothing's going to change in the second half.
It's just more people skating around and animals skating around.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
That's true. Oh god, so many lives circus stays the
same second half. I saw reel over the weekend and
it was all the lies your parents told you. And
I checked every single box. I believe all these were true.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
My parents, when we were young used to tell us
when they were eating lobsters that they were eating bugs,
so we wouldn't want them.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Wow, that's creative.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well aren't they kind of like bugs.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Crust of the stations of the sea. Yeah, yeah, no,
they're not the bugs of the sea.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
But I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
No, they used to be a long time ago. They were.
They were They weren't a delicacy. They were given to
people in prison.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, prison, and then the galleys rowing the ships. Yes, uh,
you know, the slave. For lack of a better word,
they would give them lobster, and the lobster.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Became they're scavengers basically.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
What it is now. Yeah, they are scavengers. Just keep
in mind when you're having the lobster. Everything they eat
is off the is off the bottom. Yes, their bottom
feet er.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
They are.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
They a right expense. It's odd when you think of it.
Expensive body, oh my.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
And they keep getting more and more expensive.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
My mom always said that if you had the shower
on while it was thundering and lightning out.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
That you would get struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So I still, at twenty eight years old, will not
take a shower if there's a storm.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh my god, my parents used to tell me that one.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I never heard that one. Yeah, the pool was a
big one. They want to using water, right, well, yeah,
wasting the water? What are you doing in there?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, you guys remember that.
Speaker 15 (32:48):
When we were younger, they would say if you had
a dream and you died in your dream, that you
would die in real life.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I think I remember that, but I think it was
other kids that told me that, not my parents. Yeah,
that's a little morbid for your parents to tell you,
you know. But one of them was about coffee, that
if you drink coffee as a kid, it will stunt
your growth.
Speaker 14 (33:07):
As a parent, I still use the coffee will stunt
your growth.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
My toddler's always trying to take a sip in my coffee,
and I told him he'd shrink down like ant man.
Speaker 14 (33:15):
If he takes a sip in my coffee, and he
still believes it.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It's so crazy, like we teach our kids not to lie,
but then we kind of tell them lies.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
And there were so many more. I'm racking my brain
that my parents would tell me a lot of them
related to school or I mean, there are so many.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Well, you just want your kids to listen and do
what do what you tell them to do, and when
they won't, you got to you gotta do what you
gotta do. Let's go to Selene online too.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
All right, Selene, you're online too.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Add to the list. Selene yallo, Selene. All right, Selene.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Dropped off like that name.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
It's a good name.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
That is a nice name.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, you don't meet a lot of Selene's, you know. Yeah, Selene,
we'll try to get you on the second. Sorry about that.
So I love dogs.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
My dad doesn't.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
And a big lie he would tell me when I
was a kid, is dead while I pet a dog.
If I get the eye booger of a dog and
then rub it, then rub my eyes, I would see
black and white forever, or I would get like blind.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
So that's a big lie.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
See now we're just just completely making stuff up here.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I've never heard anything even resembling that.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
One never heard that there was one of the list
about sneezing with your eyes open, and I kind of
was speculating I don't think you can sneeze with your
eyes open.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I actually learned this in the college class ones.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
You physically can't sneeze with your eyes open because it's
a reflex that your eyes automatically close. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I believe that well.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I always was told that your heart skips a beat
when you sneeze. That and I have sneezing jags in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
My heart skips a beat just regularly.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, I have like an rhythma.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Wasn't there a song my heart skips?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
There is? I think I have the same thing. There's
a name for it, really, Yeah, because I had a
n e KG. They thought something was wrong and they
said it was that and said it's no big deal.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
It's not Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
What pill?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
No, I'm just wasn't there something about warts?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Frogs? Yeah? They came from frogs? Yeah? Frogs.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I used to have actually a reoccurring nightmare about swallowing
a watermelon sleeed and being brushed into the hospital because
my stomach was going to explode from the watermelon grow
in my stomach.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I'm telling you, I was full of fear as a
kid when I heard these things.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, mine was swallowing gum like never swallow gum.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, that it was really bad for you. Just sits
and the more that you you swallowed, the moll would
pile up. Yes, and we found proof to the contrary.
Right with the gum swallowing. Yeh, it's a few days.
It's a few days that sits in your stomach and
then it passes through.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good morning crew.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
This is not one that was told to me, but
something that I used to tell my kids. I would
tell them when we were at the each if they
found a sand dollar and we put it on the
dashboard of the car, it would turned into a real dollar.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Kept them busy forever, and it only cost me a
few bucks. Have a good day. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Love that walking the beach. Let's go to Selene. I
think she's back online to Hey Selene, Hi, good morning,
Hey we got you give us a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
So when I was little, I was told if you
pick your nose and ate year boogers, it would make
worms grow in your helmet.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah. I never heard that one by that boogers so gross?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, what's he doing now?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Is in the hospital getting a worm removed.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Chrissie's online one and Canton. Chrissy, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Go ahead, Chrissy, Chrissy.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
All right, Chrissy is not on the air. Okay, let's
go to Nina and Weymouth line three. All right, we'll
try that one, line three.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Nina you there. Okay, we're having trouble with the phones. Yeah,
what's the deal with the phones today?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, don't do anything because something else might happen.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, we won't, we won't.
Speaker 14 (37:16):
I remember when we wouldn't finish all the food on
our plate at a time, our parents would always say,
you have to eat all of your food. There's children
starving in Africa, And thinking about it today, I'm like, well,
what was were you supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Send them what we didn't finish. I still my parents say,
that's that's me my kids. Yeah, well, it's about wasting food,
it's having right, that was sort of the moral.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Of but they wanted to guilt you. Right, young children
are starving in Africa. Yeah, you got to eat those carrots.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Meanwhile, you know, unfortunately there's starving kids everywhere.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Really, it's about food wasting. H Did anybody hear the
one that if you ate food directly from the can,
like canned soup or can be means that you would
get lockjaw and not be able to open your mouth.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
That's a new one.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah, that's a new one on me because most of
what we ate came out of a cam.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah true, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
True, Morning Morning Show. I think you're forgetting that a
lot of our children are listening to you guys on
buses and on car drives to school. So thanks for
blowing our cover.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
All right, We're sorry. Stop lying on the
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.