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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's just a great start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
To my day on Kids one to wait.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, good morning, everybody, welcome in starting of a new week.
It is Monday today, it is November three, and I
couldn't help but notice this morning, Lisa Donovan's pretty cold
out there this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
It's chilly, sunny, It's going to turn a little cloudy
and then some rain later.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're going to have on and off rain showers throughout
the week.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So enjoy the morning, yeah, before the clouds start rolling
in and then we get a little rain.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Late and it's breezy too.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah. And it's uh, well, it's the Monday after Halloween
and you were away. You went to a wedding in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I did.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
My cousin Katie got married. I want to shout out
to Katie and Alex Yep. Beautiful wedding, beautiful couple.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So it was fun. And our boy Rich, you know
Rich Tomorrow, who used to work here.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
He was just before Justin was there.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It was so he was our DJ and he performed
Sinatra and he had a band and.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
He's really great. It was amazing, a great DJ. I've
seen it for he trained me.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He was so right. He did train.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
He's really good. And the fact that he can sing too,
I mean, come on, Rich, like, what can't you do?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:09):
You know?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And he just looks great and everyone loved him. My
parents just thought.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He was as Yeah, he trambled all the way down
to Pennsylvania. Does he bring like a trailer or something
carrying the gear?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, it's just in his car. But Rosie, his wife,
Rosie was with him too. Oh he used to be
an internear too.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
She was my intern, Rosie would Yeah. No, one loves
Rich more than Rich.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh God, he's been in love with himselves since he
came out of the womb. Interestingly enough, he and his
wife are going to be in a reality show. I
know I'm not supposed to say anything, but I just did.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You have nothing if.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Not about that.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I didn't say any particular show or whatever. I think
they're involved with a reality show. And who better than
our buddy Rich.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well they're a handsome couple.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, whatever network is listening right now. That was Bill
Costa that said that, Yeah, it's not not Lisa and
not just it's a big deal for Rick. Okaya, the message, Okay,
what are we gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We're gonna wait until everybody else announces that. He's my guy.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
He was my intern for god. Okay, this is what Bill.
It's a hit and run. Bill just did a hit
and run, meaning he just says whatever he wants and
then I, yeah, I get the emails, I get the
text I get the calls.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You you're like the little pot star.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, and then they just stirred the pot. This says
what gets me. No, it happens in this company a
lot too, right said you know, like somebody announces it. Okay,
we can't announce that concert until next week, right, and
now we're announcing it after everybody else announced the concert.
Nobody pays attention. You can't say anything the minute. Let
me ask you something. You've got a really good friend, right,
(02:48):
they come in to you and say, you've got to
promise and never to say anything. What's the first thing
you do? You say something to someone, So never say
to somebody. Don't say a word to anybody, because that
means even faster they're going to spill the beans.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Okay, this is the best part, and they'll be He'll
say something major fallout that I'm dealing with the entire day, emails, calls, text,
I'm stressed out of my mind. I'll call Billy a
Knight and go, do you know what I had to
deal with because of you? And he'll go, what did
I say? And I'll tell him you go, I said that.
I don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I know He's like, I don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I know Rich.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Was great.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
He knows so great. Wedding you hang with the family, Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
My god, it was all my cousins were there. I
love weddings, I do. I love them. I love wedding food.
I just think the whole thing was fun.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
What'd you have?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We I had salmon. It was delicious, and then there
was a steak option.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, was salmon an option or did you do that
thing where no.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I have to have salmon?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Salmon was an option. It was either salmon or steak.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wasn't there a wedding crasher?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yes, there was, like legit, who is this guy and
why is he dancing with all.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The ladies like the movie.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes, he walked in with a gull outfit on.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We had to talk about this and he was dancing
with everybody. Yeah, I love wedding crashers. You know why not?
Jenny Johnson and I once you crashed a wedding. Really Yeah,
but anyway, that's another story for another day. What a
crazy weekend. So we had Halloween, the World Series, Dodgers
won the World Series, Patriots won their sixth game in
(04:24):
a row. Lot going on this weekend, turn the clocks back.
Oh yeah, yep, it's dark hello darkness. Smile friends. Did
you feel the difference at all that everybody makes.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
A big deal?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, I was so exhausted one hour.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
No, it's and you know what it is. It's because
your your kids are grown. My house complete mayhem. Oh,
yesterday was an awful day in my house. My kids
were just they were all messed up from the time change.
They were in better sleep by six o'clock. So it
definitely affects kids. It affected Titus definitely, dogs too. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Rolling off a Halloween with all the candy, it's a
crazy weekend.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, all the candy. By the way, one thing, one
thing before we go on Halloween, we did trigger treating
in my neighborhood and some of the houses left their
candy out the buckets.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Right, and they didn't hand it out, which was fine.
We'd go out, my kids would take one. So at
the end of the night, when you know it was
coming to the end, there were some stragglers around. We
had a giant bucket of candy. So my wife's I'm
just going to leave it on the porch so they'll
take the rest of it. And uh, within five minutes,
they took the entire bucket, of course.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And did they take the bucket too?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
They took the bucket.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow, okay, the people like you that leave it out there,
they don't want to hand out the candy. It's gone
that people take it immediately. The first trick or treating,
I know, takes the whole bucket. Like within three minutes,
the bucket was gone. And I had on camera too.
They just these they all their kids ran out. They
saw they were like, look at these idiots, entire bucket
running down the street. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The self served window is closed pretty quickly, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Well there's there's more to the story too. My mother
in law, my wife's mother, was yelling not to do that.
They're gonna steal all the candy, and my wife's like, no,
they're not, And then we had to go down and
tell her and she was screaming and yelling.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Now every first person every time.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, I'm like, why are you so upset about a kickcat.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
From the planet Fitness Kiss one of eight studios.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We're back with Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, So the Patriots have now won six games in
a row. There's seven and two on the season, the
Pats of the Broncos the Colts all seven and two
on the season. Patriots won by the skin of their
teeth yesterday twenty four to twenty three. Thank god the
Falcons missed the extra point late in the game. Drake
May sacked a few times. He threw for two touchdowns
(06:42):
and a couple of picks. Not his best game.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
I gotta play better for this team down the road.
I think you know, it's just tough. It's tough for
the game where you win and you can fill in
that locker room that this guys know we can play
better and it's a good feeling to have. But also
the same time, it's tough to winning this league, so
you gotta enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Stefanon Diggs un believable catch for a touchdown. Drake May
laid the ball right out there for him to be.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Able to go out there and uh will to a win.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'll take that any day.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
And I'm wrong with Drake may Se him played well and.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Mishaps are going to happen.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Stuff happens. Protect the guy with the ball and continue.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
To have his back.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He's riding with Drake.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, he had he had some big plays. Oh dis
I love that Drake may spreads the ball around, you know,
he doesn't target the same person over and over.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Henry is a good guy.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh yeah, ye, Henry's having a really good But like
five minutes before, the guy he dooinked it the kicker.
I was saying to my friend watching the game, and go,
you want to be a kicker in football. You don't
get all the hits, you get paid all the money, But.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Then that moment comes you better shine.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
What's a big miss? And I'm saying to myself. I
turned to Michelle and said, gee, you know what the
trade deadline in the NFL is today?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh boy, I said, I wonder if he's going to
be around kicking. Cardi b at the game yesterday carrying
Stefan Diggs baby. She was in the craft box and
on the field after the game.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
At an Asian Baby six game winning streak. Let's have
a little tea party. Let's have a little tea party,
you know.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And speaking of kickers, how about Cam Little of the
Jaguars yesterday launching a sixty eight yard field goal sixty
eight yards away. It's up there, it's up there, and
it's hard. It's up from sixty eight Cam Wattle, Cham's
up big. That's the new NFL record.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Right there it is. Yeah, he beat Justin Tucker's record. Yeah,
sixty eight yards. How find you think you could kick
him the football?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You know what, I've never tried, not far me neither.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Maybe twenty yards. Maybe it must hurt.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, it's so hard right.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh, and it's really cold out the ball becomes like
a rock. The Bills beat the Chiefs yesterday. Talk about
a great football game, down to the wire. The Bills
win it twenty eight to twenty one. Cowboys and the
Cardinals are the Monday night football game tonight, and of
course Saturday night, the Dodgers won the World Series. Here's
(09:18):
the O two pitches to beat the trap, you gotta
come out the Dodgers stand tall, they went back up
out titles. That was an amazing series and an amazing game.
Just what you want as a baseball.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Back and forth. Watch it with my son, the whole thing,
all the way to the end. Yeah, and obviously he
wanted the Dodgers. He loved show heo Tani.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, but the.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Blue Jays they could have won it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, they could have. They could have won it several times.
I mean, it was a great series.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
But Drake was there because he's from Toronto, y know,
the Drake curse. Curse. Yeah, Drake curses, he lives anyway,
he supports they lose. They're actually not blaming Drake for that,
but big plays.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah. Celt's gonna host the Jazz in the Garden tonight.
They were blown out by the Rockets over the weekend.
What twenty seven points. Boy. And by the way, if
you're ever around Celtics coach Joe Mozola, do yourself a
favor never ask him about Halloween.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Favorite Halloween candy. And I figured that, thanks coach. Yep,
Jesus sounds like you, billy.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh my god, I don't like Halloween. And I think
that was before they were blown out on Saturday night,
so he was already in a bad mood man.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
And finally shout out to Ryan Martin. He's the high
school basketball coach in beautiful Saco, Maine looking to break
the Guinness Book of World records for most three pointers
in one hour. Now the record is one thousand, three
hundred and seventy two. That, by the way, would be
twenty three three pointers per minute. And he goes for
(11:05):
the record next Monday.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Anything's possible if you put your mind to it, if
you work hard and do the best you can, and
you take everything one day at a time and try
to become a little bit better each day, and I
think you can reach your goals at the end.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You see some of his practice sessions, it's amazing. He's
just draining one three after another. But I think it's
a little closer in that.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, there's the difference in the distance. He also holds
a couple of other Guinness Book of World records. I
think it's the most free throws in an hour is
one of them. Yeah, so it's like twenty three an
hour roughly. They had to break the record.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
So good luck Ryan Martin up there in Saco, Maine.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss one Await Studios.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
We're back with a Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Hey guys, Happy Monday to you. Lisa Dunaman. What's the
weather going to be like today?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You'll see some sun this morning, then at clouds and
then some rain showers.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So fifty's and breezy out there.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Problems out there on the roads this morning.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Not really, it's not too too bad.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, we've got a pair of tickets for the jingle
Ball to sold out. Jingle Ball December fourteenth, the TD Garden.
We need Calle twenty five, College twenty five. You're going
to need a keyword, and the keyword is going to
be darkness and the number six one seven nine three
one one eight Billy Lisa.
Speaker 11 (12:20):
Now the entertainment update with a Billy codstad On.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
How about a Halloween recap?
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Sabrina Carpenter took her toward to Madison Square Garden this weekend.
It was a Halloween spectacular. She had several costume changes.
She was Barbie girls. She performed a Barbie girl and
we get a clip.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh, yes, we do. It's right here in front of me.
You want to hear it?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yep, God she just has so much fun, so much fun.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It looks like a she does.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
She also did the Flintstone, so she did Wonder Woman
and kept the tradition alive. She arrested somebody in the
crowd and that someone was Drewberah Moore with a scream mask.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
On goodness, who you.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
I know there's someone under.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
There, Drabarah Moore, I gon tell you my son is
petrified of the ghost face mask.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
A lot of people are what's my fault?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
When he was very young, four years old, it was
on TV and I wasn't paying attention to the TV,
and he came walking in and sat down on the
couch and was watching and it was the scene in
the first screen scream and the garage door and the
ghost face comes down into the base of the garage.
He still talks.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
About it, terrifying.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Am Lisa who was Heidi Klum this year?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
She was Medusa and her husband was a guy who
was turned into and she was in the makeup chair
for ten hours for this one.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Ten hours.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, looking really creepy. I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And didn't ed sheer and dressa Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
This was weird.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
So he was in the Makeup Chair two as penny Wise,
and then he just was walking around the streets of New.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
York as penny Wise. As penny Wise.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yeah, a lot of penny Wise costumes this year. Well,
the New Itch Show is on Max. I watched the
first episode man the opening scene. Oh, if you've seen it,
you know you know it's based on the movie It.
But I watched Weapons and I saw I watched Weapons,
which I loved, by the way, very very scary. And
then I went right into the New It Show on
(14:43):
Max opening scene.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Do you not watch alone?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Heads up? Well ed.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Sharon is kind of the male equivalent equivalent to Sabrina.
He seemed to be having as much as she is
on tour and working and music and just crazy. Anyway,
the holiday season has begun. Mariah Carey announced It's Saturday Christmas.
It's canceled. No bells, no cheer, no glam. I sweetie,
(15:12):
you can't cancel Christmas any last words. Yeah, let's go.
There was just one. All right, it's time here we go.
(15:36):
It is a great song, but the holidays it really is.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Remember we did the carfool carry okay of it last year.
That was really fun to do that I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Should we bring it back?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I just said that was like a fun moment, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
In my car? It was.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, you gotta watch Billy's face during it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's really funny.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I'm so happy, you.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Know, Bill for someone, for someone who sometimes gets a
little moody, you sure have a good time.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I sure do. Yeah. Hey, Ariana Grande is joining the
cast of American Horror Story season thirteen. All of the
regulars are coming back too, and she also just finished
shooting the new Fokkers movie That's Bad.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That comes out in a year next November.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
And Wicked for Good comes out this November twenty first.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, I can't wait. I cannot wait.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think Michelle and I decided just last night for
some reason, that we have to watch Wicked.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I can't believe you haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah. No, I never saw the original.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I haven't seen any that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's so good because you're seeing a lot of promos
now for the new one.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's so good.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Like I went in thinking I don't like musicals, I'm
telling you I've watched it at least three times.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Okay, wow, what about with a three year old? Too young?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh no, you can watch it with her.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Okay, she likes sing lungs. That's why I'm asking. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arrivo announced matching tattoos this weekend
for the new Wicked movie.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
That's what they Do Ye.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
And Taylor swrit this weekend, releasing an acoustic version of
the Fate of a Fieldia. Boy, is she good? Chiefs
Bills was in Buffalo, so she probably was not at.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Was not at the game. She doesn't go to away
games really.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Okay, No, they didn't have Taylor, but we had Cardi B.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Let's have an little tea party, and Kenny Chesney was
in the boot Kenny too.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, now, Cardi B. Was she wearing a wig at
the Patriots game? Because Friday she was talking about not
washing her hair for three months.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
I mean it was very long.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, like new extensions or something.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Or she's got to have a wig collection.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
It's just funny that Bob Kraft, He's he's just so
so in with all the wrappers. Yeah, just hanging out
with her having a good time.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Was that her sister in the craft box with her?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It may have been. Yeah, it looked a lot like her.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I saw her standing up and waving to the crowd,
and then she was on the field after the game
with Stefan Diggs.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, pretty cool stuff. Jeffy Bieber previewing more new music
on his live stream. Oh can we can?
Speaker 6 (18:05):
We can?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We be sensitive.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
On down.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I'm letting you ah, I'm letting you out.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
This is like he combined Daisies with Speed Demon.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
A lot of them sound the same. It's a mashup. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
The twitch stream is pretty cool because he kind of
gives you behind the scenes look at what he's doing.
He has this really cool warehouse slash studio that he
hangs out in and makes music and does other things.
It's actually pretty cool. He's preparing for his coach Ella
set there.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh yeah, Benson Boone had to cancel the show in Birmingham,
England this weekend because of a throat problem. So in
doing that story there, Justin and I were checking out
the latest pictures of a shirtless Benson Boone. Oh my god,
is he shredded? We sound so gay. No, I'm just
saying like, it's extraordinary, isn't it even I mean, look
(19:08):
at you, Justin, You're shredded. He looks like he's made
of plastic.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
He posted a Jim selfie on Halloween. I mean he's
got to be six percent body fat. Wow, yeah, he's
he's ripped up man.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Anyway, he had to cancel because of throat problems. Little
John is dropping a meditation album, meditation versions of all
of his songs, including turned Down for What What.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I Love? Low John?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Okayeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Well he's really taking a turn in life in a
good direction. Not that he was in a bad direction,
but he's really into weight health and he competed in
a bodybuilding competition. Yeah, and he's really into meditation. So
now he has a meditation album.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Did he look better than Benson boone?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Ooh?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I think Benson takes well. Benson's much younger. Yeah, but
Little John looks great anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
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(20:21):
from Lynn. She got the jingle ball.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Do you want to talk to her?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, let's get her. She Han on the phone. Hey Claire, Hi.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
I am still here.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay, Well you're up early, and thank god you are.
Do you feel the effects of that one hour thing?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
No, I'm up early no matter what anyway, so it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Claire. Do you know the keyword?
Speaker 14 (20:48):
Yes, darkness.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Darkness is the keyword. Now you've got a pair of
tickets with the jingle ball, but you qualify for the
one hundred eight thousand dollars Jack Bart Claire so crazy.
Speaker 15 (20:58):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Don't hang up, thank you, Claire. Yeah, darkness. The only
person that likes the darkness is Aaron Rodgers. That's it.
And we're all suffering except for him.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh darkness, smile friend, no music, no nothing. I've come
to talk with you again, just myself.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Billian Lisa kissed when a't we?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So? Lisa, you were at a wedding this weekend and
you witnessed a real life wedding crasher.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
I did.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It has never happened before.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
So we're at this, you know, lovely club and everyone's
dancing and I look over and I see a guy
sort of standing on the dance floor and he's not
in a suit. He's in like golf clothes. Now, mind you,
this is like a golf club, so I think he
was a member. But he was like a full blown
wedding crasher. He was dancing with all the girls and
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no one had no one wanted to go up to
him and say like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, it was so weird, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I like that nobody said anything to him, like if
there's a wedding crasher, lead them alone.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, no he did. He just sort of was at the.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Wedding and everyone was talking like who is this guy?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, but then like people were dancing with him.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Did he pick up a date?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I have no idea because I was kind of over
on the other side room and I just remember looking over.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I'm like, what's that. That's like really weird. It was
like right out of the movie wedding Crasher. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I at our wedding, a couple of people, because it
was at a country club, walked into the wedding. I
don't think they knew what they were doing, and they
went to the bar and got a drink and then
they left. They weren't dancing. That's next level because he
owned it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh yeah, no, he got a drink too, You got
like a dirty martini.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What if one of the women at the wedding gets
on the dance floor with them and starts getting flirty
because she's had a couple of drinks and now the
guy she's with is like, you know what I mean?
And it could get weird totally.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I had usual you were the wedding crash it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, no, okay, I need to clear up my record. Okay,
So I was in Saint John and the Virgin Islands
and there's a place where we used to go to
every time we go to Saint John. It's a really
nice restaurant, but it has a bar on the outskirts
of the restaurant. So you know, innocently, we walked into
the bar and we're about to get a drink and
this guy comes up to me and he's in a
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tuxedo right apparently in a wedding party, and he said,
oh my god, Billy costing you on from Boston. And
you know, we listen all the time and this and that.
He said, let me buy you a drink, and I said, well,
I was just going to get a drink from me
and somebody else and he said, no, no, I got it.
I got it. Let me get you a drink, right,
And then the bride walks over right and full bridle,
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you know whatever, like with an attitude like coming at me,
like saying like, why are you here? This is a
private event, this is my And I said, okay, all
I know is I walked in to get a drink
at this fellow who apparently you know because he's in
a tuxedo, he's in the wedding party, offered to buy
me a drink and she wouldn't let it go. She
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asked me to leave the ultimate. I'm not going to
say the B word, but you have no God blessed
this guy that was married. But she wouldn't let it go.
I said, no, you understand, I come here all the time.
I just thought would stop at the bar. We didn't
know there was a wedding going on, and he offered
to get me a drink and she would not let
it go.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Meanwhile, Lee's billy walked in like.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Hey, no, I didn't a bar. He came up to
me like, and then I now I'm all attitude. I'm like, oh,
like I need I need somebody to buy me a drink. Okayn,
well here we go. Yeah, really, hon how about I
just pay for the whole wedding since I'm here?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
How many pictures you take? How many pictures?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
We couldn't even he wanted to get a picture.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I said no, I think and she escorted you out.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
She said, you need to leave. Yeah a monster.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah, like you.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Would think she would have had more to do.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
They probably didn't last even through the rest of the weekend.
They probably flew home.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
So I remember when when he told the story in
the air, somebody at the wedding called into the show.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, I think it was the guy.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Yeah, the guy now all day to the Yes, Oh,
it would have been good to get the woman on
she said. But yeah, you know that was Bill right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hey, guys, Billy costing you. I was minding my own
business in Saint John. I was in shorts, for God's sake.
I wasn't going to a wedding.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Didn't did it happen twice? Once or twice? Didn't it happened.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
At the waterfront hotel because I used to live there. Yeah,
so I'm downstairs having a beer and there was a
wedding going on, I guess in the ballroom, and this
person kept coming out and said, oh my god, you
know you have to come in and say hi to
the run and boom, it'll be so cool. As a
not I'm fine because I think I had already fallen
victim in Saint John. I don't want to happen again.
(25:43):
So sure enough, I finally say, okay, can you make
sure they're by the door to the ballroom. I'll just
come up to the door and say, oh, sure enough.
Somebody calls into the show the next morning. Yeah, Billy
crashed my friend's wedding last night. Really, you know what,
if you see me in a wedding, leave me alone.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Now we know why he's anti wedding.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, it's like, really, hon.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
God, God, what is it with you and weddings?
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Man?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
You hate them? Hey, Lisa, I'm glad that you guys
didn't throw out the wedding crasher because I've been a
wedding crasher, but like not on purpose.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
I was at a country.
Speaker 16 (26:17):
Club and I was up bar having drinks and I
like this couple comes out.
Speaker 17 (26:22):
They were from the wedding and we started talking.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
They're like, oh my god, we love you to come
in here.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
It's like so much fun. So I got a dinner,
I got to.
Speaker 17 (26:29):
Dance, I had champagne.
Speaker 13 (26:31):
I was like in the.
Speaker 17 (26:32):
Wedding pretty much.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
And everyone remember looking over like, who is shee?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
They served her dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, that's a cool bride, that is you know, that
is a cool bride my wedding.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Really hun Yeah, you can't. You know a lot of
work goes into that wedding. You can't mess it up.
But maybe it's a bucket list moment.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Maybe the wedding crashes was a bucket list moment. I
know it's on my bucket list.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Let him have his bucket list moment, right he had it? Oh, oh,
you had it. You gotta follow the us though, Bill.
There's all kinds of rules. There's rules when it comes
to wedding crashes, lots of them.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Rule number one, never leave a fellow crash from behind.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Okay, so if you go with another crasher, I'll leave
him behind. Rule number six, do not sit in the
corner and salt draw us attention to you in a
negative way, draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Okay,
you listen, And I wish I could go back to
thank John right now, I'm fine. Rule for thirty two
you don't commit to a relative unless astly positive kind
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of posts. Well, that actually happened at Billy too, at
a wedding. What remember the the deceased father. Oh okay,
that wasn't a crashing. See now, the wedding rage that
you have is kind of many years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I used to hold weddings, you know, so, and it
was time for the traditional bride dances with dad so
and saying, okay, special moment. You know we've been all
been waiting for. We need to have dad come out.
We've got the beautiful bride. It's time for Daddy's little girl,
and come on dad. And I kept it. I was like,
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come on, dad, let me go right, and then the
body starts whispering. Really, I need to keep away from weddings.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm not good at weddings.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
No, yeah, yeah, but you went to one this summer,
didn't you.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I did Julie's wedding.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Oh yeah, my niece Julie got married. Okay, and there
were no issues there.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No everything, But you know what, I went out of
my way to mind my business. I just sat at
the table off in the distance and just minded my
business and talked to my brother.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
It's probably for the best.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeahol, thirty two.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You don't commit to a relative less positive. You have
a post that's thirty two, bill, have you gotta remember
that one Never walk away on a crasher and a
funny jacket rule number one hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Now it's topic time with a Billy and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I have a good feeling about this discussion. We're talking
about weddings, wedding crashers, crazy things that have happened at weddings. Yeah,
I was a crasher. It wasn't on purpose, but Lisa,
you witnessed him this weekend on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, my cousin's wedding. There was a wedding crasher. Some
guy just wandered in.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It was all fine, right, he stayed there and he stayed.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, he was dancing with people.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
We don't know if he leftled anybody though.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I have no idea, but yeah, I just remember him
just having drinks and yeah, and no one' said anything.
And it actually I have to say, like, good for
the bride, right.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, I don't think I could bring myself to ask
the wedding crasher to leave.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, I don't think she wasn't doing that. She didn't care.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, it's goofy, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
And he he just did the dancing part. He wasn't
there earlier.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He wasn't there earlier.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Imagine he was there for the photos.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
What if he stood up and did a toast.
Speaker 17 (29:48):
My friend's wedding.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
We all noticed this woman in this very blue dress,
in this very blonde hair, kind of hanging around the wedding,
and we all assumed she was a wedding crasher, but
nobody said it too Fast forward a couple of months,
she gets her wedding album, and sure enough, this woman
is at every single photo.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
You don't have to take the table.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Let's go to Katie. She's on the phone, Katie, Good morning.
Wedding crasher story.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Oh yeah, I had wedding crashers at my wedding.
Speaker 17 (30:23):
We got married down in an old favorite Connecticut favorite
point ends Forrina, and my mom was had a few
too many and she was outside smoking and she invited
these people in off their yacht and they were just
in there.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Dancing, drinking, having a good time. My mom thought it
was like the best thing in the world. They made
it into her wedding album. And then the staff actually
kicked him out because it was an open bar, so
they were partaking. And I guess that's their job to
do that.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
But yeah, I love that. Your mom was smart. Yeah,
and then befriended the yacht people. See. I think that's
a great story. You want to walk away from a
wedding with good stories?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah, yeah, I go. Yeah, I got one of those
at home.
Speaker 13 (31:11):
This Isny.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
She has something she would do to my mother in law.
Oh god, did she rip butts at your wedding? Oh yeah, yeah,
of course, so constantly going outside, she.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Was ripping butts, giving out Halloween candy on Friday night. No,
they had like three or four of them, all smoking butts,
handed out kick cats.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Let's go to Nina calling in from wayman, Nina, you're
a wedding crasher.
Speaker 15 (31:37):
I did well. Yes, my friend had a wedding at
the Elks a few years ago down in Alboro, and
the line for her bar was so long it actually
was going out into the dance floor. We were waiting forever.
There was like one bartender.
Speaker 12 (31:53):
We were like, forget this.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
We went to the function next door, which was another wedding,
and we like to snap up to the bar and
got like.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Around a drinks.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
I couldn't take it.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Was it an open bar next door?
Speaker 15 (32:06):
Totally?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, then you were all dressed up.
Speaker 15 (32:09):
Yeah, yeah, you know exactly. They caught wind of it
and they were like, get out of here, but we
already had our drinks, so it was fine.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, that's a good one. Good one. Always check the
wedding next door. Let's go to Christine in Grotten. You
crafted a wedding to Christine.
Speaker 12 (32:28):
Yes, I did. Actually it was a gibb It Hill
Grill in Broughton's Beautiful Place.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Dinner, beautiful place with a beautiful barn for weddings right
across the walkway.
Speaker 12 (32:40):
And my family came out from.
Speaker 18 (32:42):
A pretty was the celebratory.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Dinner there, and I said to my mom, my eighty
year old mom, Mom, let's go crash this wedding. Let's
go dance, and she said sure, So we went into
the We went into the wedding. Well, unfortunately for them,
it was a formal wedding, so we.
Speaker 18 (33:00):
Looked completely out of place. Yeah, and we just went
on the dance floor and we danced two or three
dances amongst strangers.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Had a great time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
But did they ask you to leave? At some point?
Speaker 12 (33:13):
They didn't, and.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
We stood out because we weren't formally dressed, of course,
but we just danced around the dance floor like like
we belong there.
Speaker 12 (33:22):
Wow, it's very fun.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right, you lucked out, I think. I think if
it's an open bar, they get all attitude.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Right, But if you're a wedding crasher, you have to
own it, like you can't just go.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Right to the dance fee. Live it up. Let's go
to carry Carrie. Were you crashed or did you crash
your wedding?
Speaker 14 (33:41):
I crashed a wedding with my dear friend Laura. We
were at our golf club at a private event and
there was a wedding upstairs and they were playing fabulous music.
So I looked at her and I said, let's go
out and dance. We went out there just like the
previous caller. We owned it. The bride came over started
dancing with us. We admitted to her we were crashers.
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She loved it, and she had her photographer to take
pictures of us with her. Wow, and it was the
best time.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
See that's a cool bride enjoying her wedding, unlike that
one down there in Saint john Yeah. Really you got
talkbacks in there justin There was another situation I lived.
Jenny Johnson and I were doing a gig or something.
I think it was the Fairmount Boston in Boston, one
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of the big hotels, and they had a side room
and they had kind of a smaller wedding going on,
and we decided to go in and crash it and
we went in and started dancing on the dance floor.
So I was I was officially a crasher. That's three
weddings you crashed the other two. I wasn't crashing. I
was a victim of circumstance. One of hates weddings so much.
You sure crash a lot of weddings. Jeez, it's got
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a line for Lenna. These are my people, the crashers. Yeah, Lynn,
what's up?
Speaker 9 (34:55):
Good morning.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
I had to let you guys know that Beer was
an l this impersonator that actually came to crash the
wedding and it was amazing. We took pictures with him
with my mom. Everyone was on the dance floor with him.
It was pretty epic.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Now he was in full dress Elvis dress, Yes he was.
Did he perform at all?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Or yes?
Speaker 13 (35:26):
He did sing a song, which was great because I
have a picture of my mom, who has since passed,
and just looking up at him like, oh my god.
You know it's Elvis.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Most Elvis singers are really not that good.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
It depends on what year of Elvis, right, is it
the later year.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
You'd have to put a fast. Let's go to Elizabeth. Elizabeth,
go ahead, what's your story?
Speaker 15 (36:02):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (36:03):
So I'm sort of like the movie. I did three
weddings and unfortunately a funeral. I didn't mean to crash
the funeral though, Oh.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Well, tell me about the funeral. You're my first funeral crasher.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Yeah, well, so just backstory on the weddings was it was?
It was sort of the same thing. I was at
a place that had a function and went over to
dance and realized that every time we had a function
there every year, that I could go over there and dance.
And I ended up, like you know, saying hi to
the bride and the groom, and they didn't mind at
all because I wasn't there for the drinks or the food.
(36:38):
So yeah, but the funeral was by accident. There were
two funerals going on in this small town that I
lived in. I was in Adam, Pennsylvania, and so I
got the funeral home wrong. So I came in and
it was it was the husband's family. So you know,
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I like, I, you know, I knew, I knew the woman.
So I was looking for the woman. I couldn't find her,
but I was like still roaming around. I was like,
maybe I'm a little early. So I'm saying, hello, everybody,
I'm looking at the poor guy in the in the
casket and yeah, and by accident, I crashed it and
then I had to sort of back out of it.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Very now did you go up to the casket?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
I did, you know? And I said, you know, I'm
you know. And then when I realized, and I sort
of like whispered to, you know, one of the people
that worked there, and I said, you know, is this
such and such generally goes no, that's down the way,
you know, down that you know, down the street, and
(37:45):
I said, oh my god. I said what am I
going to do? And he said, well, you know, you
got to leave, and I said, yeah, I know that.
So I sort of just backed out and I said,
you know what, you know, you know, I'm you know,
I'm so sorry, you know you not not you know,
to anybody nobody. I just sort of but I definitely
like smiled and waved and you know, sort of backed
out of the place.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
But Clara probably after was saying, who was that woman?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, you should have walked up to somebody on the
way out to say, you know, he looks good.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah, did you have that thought when you look down
at the moment it looks pretty good?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Wood he's dead.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
In funerals, fuels are insane. Yeah, the chicks are so horny.
It's not even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite. Crazy horny.
Grief is nature's most powerful afrode.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 19 (38:37):
Back in twenty twelve, when my wife and I got married,
we had a photo booth at our wedding at Ocean Edge,
actually Billy and we had a photo in there people
we didn't know, and below it it said happy wedding
from your wedding crashers.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
See that's good.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
That is good. Definitely, that's good.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
I like I think I was a bit of a
people pleaser bride. But I had some intentional wedding crashers
at my wedding. A couple of my friends, their short
term boyfriends didn't quite make the list, but I said,
you know what, as long as I'm not paying for
their dinner, I don't really care. So they came for
the reception, had some drinks and dance.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Well that's like Lisa's crashers. Yeah, they just came to dance.
Just yeah, it was an open bar.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
It was open bar.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Oh yeah, but he was alone.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
N yes, I guess. But again it's like he was
completely alone.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, and his little golf outfit.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Did he get lucky? But I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Did he talk to you at all?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
No, he was like over on the side. He was
talking to some of my cousins.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh, yeah, he's hitting on your cousins.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
What was he like? Was he like flirting?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Dancing?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Like dancing with everyone?
Speaker 5 (39:49):
There we go?
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Yeah, yeah, okay, not a wedding crashing story, but a
wedding etiquette question.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
I guess.
Speaker 16 (39:55):
I'm in my best friend's wedding in September and made
of honor, texted all.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Overt the other day and says that the shower.
Speaker 17 (40:02):
Is in April, but one of my other.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Close friends is getting married in Pennsylvania in April on the.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Same day as the shower.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
I'm not in that wedding, but should I be going
to the shower instead?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
I guess, Oh, what.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
The shower is her friend.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So the wedding is next September, the shower is in April,
but she has a separate wedding for another friend on
the same day as the shower in April. Oh no, yeah,
so she doesn't know what to do. She's the shower.
She's in that wedding in April, and.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
You're sort of expected to go to the shower if
you're in the wedding. Yeah, teature a closer contact, like
you're in the wedding.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
She should go to the shower.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, I would think so.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah, or blow it off and go the other wedding.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Who cares send a gift in the end of it,
nobody cares as long as they get their gift exactly.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
That's what they want. They want the gift.
Speaker 16 (40:57):
My wedding story isn't about a crasher, but we were
at my husband's twin brother's wedding, and my husband was
supposed to do the announcement for when the bride and
groom make their entrance and all of that, so you know,
it's supposed to be, you know, ladies and gentlemen for
the first time, please welcome Stephen and Sarah Smith. The
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only problem is the bride's name was Lauren. My name
is Sarah, so he announced me a surprised