December 10, 2025 • 10 mins
Ashlee Feldman drops by the After Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
So what I love about this podcast is I don't
plan anything. Sometimes I might talk for a little while.
You know, it's the after show. The show ends. I
come in after the show and I talk about the
show or talk about whatever. Are Sometimes I just wander
the hauls and hope that I stumble upon somebody. And
today was one of those days.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
My God, and that hurt you.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I can't escape it is you, Ashley Feldman. Thank you
for joining No.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
But actually thank you. I this is fitting because I
did use you for content today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You always use me.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, I realized, well that's tough. You're my friend. But
we went over the gifts that you plan on giving
your wife for Christmas and just how disgusted I am.
It's just crazy. You're you're really pushing it this year.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay are you discussed at both?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Both of them kind of make me sick. Also, I'm
a tough crowd and I understand that. And there's probably
a woman listening to this podcast that's like, Ashley, slap yourself.
That's the best gift ever. But I'll run through the
gifts and then we'll chit chat first.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Get wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, we can
talk about this because my wife doesn't listen to this podcast. Yeah,
she actually listens to your show. She has taste, so
it's really embarrassing to me. But yeah, okay, so go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I explained to one gift Number one, you guys, was
this book. So picture a book where it's like thirty
pages and on each page it says I page one,
I love you because and then in his goddily knows
what handwriting he writes and what he loves her. Page two,
I can't wait to do this with you, and he
writes page three. When I wake up in the morning,
I think about and he writes you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like a yea twenty read.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Where do you want her to put that? That was?
This is my thing? So obviously you want her to
like read this daily or something. I don't know. So
we're she gonna put it on her nightstand next to
where like her water bottle, her phone. There's no room
for that. It's going to collect dust. Stupid gift. Nobody
wants it. Hold on, write it in a car.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's called twenty Reasons I Love You, And yes, every
page is blank, but it has a title, you know,
Like you said, I can't wait for the future for
us because Colin and then it's blank and I can
write my answer.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She's gonna look at that and she's gonna say it
on Christmas, She's gonna lie. This is so sweet. Dephan
will collect dust. It's gonna be a dust collector. What
do you think in like two years, she's gonna be like,
let me see what he wanted to do in the future.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I agree with you on that, but it's good for
the moment and the moment she'll open up.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I ran a card and get her an actual gift, which,
by the way, brings us to gift number two. The
actual gift. This is a gift that he believes his
wife will like. And this is a two part because
there's an elephant in the room in this when the gift,
you guys, is called sip like I am sipping a
drink or sin show of course I did, and I
(02:35):
actually went on the website, which was horrifying. But anyways, guys,
so think about you know, what's that game cards for
Humanity or whatever, so essentially against humanity. So basically you
sip or sin. Now most of us drink, so it's like,
do you want to take another shot or do you
want to sin? Most people, you know, I want to sin.
I've had six shots. They don't drink, so I don't
(02:56):
know if he's gonna get out a gallon of milk
or water, whatever it is, and they're gonna play this game.
And I actually, you know, did a little deep dive
on what these sinning cards say. Couldn't even say it
on jam and on jam and we say whatever the
fuck we want. I couldn't even was so Santi said, listen,
you gotta give us something. You gotta like describe one
(03:18):
of the sins. One of the sins was I will
say this, it would be the man laying down and
the woman sitting somewhere specific, right, okay, that was one
of my faves. Like specific. One of them was do
a number for do something for sixty nine seconds? Take
that not you like crazy? And he, by the way,
(03:39):
thinks this is a gift for her ass backwards but backwards, no,
it's not. She doesn't want to want that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's a good stocking stuff for that. It's a stocking stuffer,
a sucking at.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's a stuffer's y. Yeah, so there you have it,
poor woman. I actually also said, you know, most guys,
they wait throughout the year and they listen for the
wife to like drop little hints. And I said, I
know for a fact I'm not a betting woman, but
if I was, never did Jen just walk down a
hall and say, you know what I really want? The
(04:14):
game sip or sin? You've never heard that now.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But but but there were a couple of things that
she mentioned during the year that I wrote down and
that I did get her. Okay, okay, see yourself. One
was a maybe you know what this is a starlight calendar?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you know what this is?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Ten out of ten? I don't have it, but I
have seen it, and I'm like, if you have kids
and you're constantly trying to look schedules and the husbands
never fucking remember perfect, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I got her that see in my head, okay, which
is a sick place.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
All right, No, guys, you don't even know I got
both of those gifts that you just described because I
was picturing I give her the gift of the book,
which is all the reasons I love her, and she's
going to open it and read it and be like,
oh my god, fall in love all over again.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I love this man. And then she'll open in the
cards and be.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So to start sinning.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Just want to sin away with me.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
About help?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I guess it is just now.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I hope she wasn't listening. I don't think she was,
because she's actually busy this morning. Yeah, she wasn't listening
to your show.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So yeah, you better hope not, because I went right
on in with those Yeah, right on in. Also that game,
just if you're wondering while you're listening. Not cheap like
the cheapest one I saw it was like sixty bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, money has It's fine. I just spend the money. Oh,
I don't think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I can't take to heaven. I actually heard someone say
that right day. Yeah it's in my head, which isn't
good because I'm a spender. You're a spender. We are spending,
Yeah we are. You got to get that out of our.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Head, Yeah we are. Would you ask for from your husband?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I asked for actually a camera, like a real sony,
like actual physical camera, one of the really good ones.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Your iPhone?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
No no camera, no, no no no. You know the
difference when you see somebody on ig and they take
like photos with a camera like a photographer camera as
opposed to the iPhone, there's a difference, Crispier.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Did you ask Santy his opinion on that? Because he's
a camera guy.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He is the one who gave me this camera to
have the you know, my husband get me, So I'm
pretty pumped uff about that. I also there was a
delivery the other day that he had to sign for
and I know it wasn't the camera because the box
was smaller. So I'm thinking little jewelries coming my way.
But what I'm really hoping for, like really really hoping for,
is a twenty page journal where he writes dumb shit
(06:25):
in it that I don't give a fuck about. Ran
for that set no life on the planet.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
If he does get you the sip or sin, which,
by the way, I might hit him up and give
him the hot Yeah, you can use the camera if
you get it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Thank you the film.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah for the number for the sixty nine seguess can't wait.
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
God, what is it like to be married to you?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's a lot. It's really oh, it really is. It's
a lot, and it's not Listen, it's not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So your two daughters, Leila and dates you said five minutes. Okay, Oh,
you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just kidding. I know I don't have to go.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You don't rush the podcast. It goes where it goes. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Which one of your daughters do you think has more
of your personality?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh? Definitely the older one. I mean, she's psychotic, like
I fear for him, and I have said that. I'm like,
I thought it would be maybe just a write down
the middle type of situation. And everyone would always say
to me when I was pregnant with Daisy, like, oh,
the second one's crazy. The second one's crazy, not in
my house, not in your house, the first one like
(07:20):
looney Tunes. Yeah, she says just like crazy things to me.
Her birthday is on Saturday, and last night, out of nowhere,
she's like, I'm really excited for my birthday part She
asked me every morning like if it's the day of
her birthday party and she don't get time, and so
last night, out of nowhere, she goes, I'm going to
get a lot of presents for my birthday party on Saturday.
I said, you are, that's really exciting and she said, yeah,
(07:40):
I will not share them with Daisy though she gets enough.
Oh wow, Hell, I did a three year old hear
that she gets enough? This is an issue in my house,
and I'm sure for a lot of people with two
daughters for sure, where they're getting the same type of gifts. Yeah,
we don't share.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, well, doesn't Daisy get Layla's hand me downs?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Pretty much every like outfit jam as I buy her
new stuff because again we like to spend. But I
mean some of the things she says. I mean, she's
asked my mother why her stomach looks like Santa's Like
we're gonna oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well kids are like that.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah well yeah, and that comments that people are still
watching that video saying that I should have my children
take it away. It's crazy. I do, It's it's crazy,
but I mean it's so fun. You just never know,
remember that show back in the day, like kids, Kids
say the Darkness Kids or whatever. It's like, that's a
real She is constantly saying things that my husband I
have to like look away because we can't laugh, so
(08:34):
she sees us laugh. I don't want her to know.
It's funny, but it's just out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, kids are kids are great. Remember you had no
kids and now I have too. I know it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, and you you, when you had kids, you would
tell me like, you don't understand how much it's going
to change, Like it's gonna change, And it's true, but
in the best way. I can't remember my life pre kids,
Like I don't know what the fuck I was doing?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Remember doing what you wanted to do?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, I don't. I genuinely. We had a moment the
other day and we were like, what did we used
to do, like on the weekends with all this time,
And I came to the conclusion that we would binge
watch shows because like, I don't know what else.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, by the way, how's the show watching going?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What show exactly? Do you know how many fucking times
all my friends are like, you haven't watched the Diddy doc?
I'm like, when, bitch, I'm playing hide and seek. I
had to be a pretend unicorn for six fucking hours.
This stasue they were writing me, I don't like when.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, I haven't watched it either, because well Jen wants
to watch it with me.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, oh, and then trying to figure that out with timing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Unbelieve, but I had a good idea this. I actually
said this to him. Ready for this, I go. We
should watch the Ditty doc last weekend. We didn't get
to it, and I can rub baby oil on you.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Wow, fitting fitting. That's like the most sick shit. Do
you see what I'm saying you guys when I say
that he has a dark creek mind? There it is.
It's getting that from six to ten. But this is
the truth.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's my wife. Yeah, I lust for my.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wife, which is cool. That is really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
So okay, I took up enough for your time. I
know where you got to be by the way, you're.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
On a rush. No, I'm just hanging out to pretend
like I do things so our bosses this year.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But I can leave, that is the thing, right. It's
like we get it so early the ass track of Dawn.
We work and do a whole live show and they're like,
why are you leaving after the show?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But if they come looking for us at the end
of the show and we're not there, it's like, how
dare you look? The audacity? It's like, buddy, I've been
up since three thirty when you were snoozing, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Know, right, And then they have meetings right like after
after ten and they're like, oh fucking chipper because they
slept till nine.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Right, wouldn't it be nice? We're losing years of our
life doing miss job. Sleep is the utmost and we
don't get it. You're up earlier than I am. This
guy's up stalk and Instagram at two. People don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh you don't know. I don't know. You know what
I'm I'm online shopping for sip. All right, I have
to listen to your podcast now to hear how you
talking about it?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well you just heard it?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, all right, Well, thank you Ashley, No, thanks for
having me. Will you come back.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Soon anytime you guys want for sure?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Thank you, and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Merry Christmas, buddy,
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
So what I love about this podcast is I don't
plan anything. Sometimes I might talk for a little while.
You know, it's the after show. The show ends. I
come in after the show and I talk about the
show or talk about whatever. Are Sometimes I just wander
the hauls and hope that I stumble upon somebody. And
today was one of those days.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
My God, and that hurt you.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I can't escape it is you, Ashley Feldman. Thank you
for joining No.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
But actually thank you. I this is fitting because I
did use you for content today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You always use me.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, I realized, well that's tough. You're my friend. But
we went over the gifts that you plan on giving
your wife for Christmas and just how disgusted I am.
It's just crazy. You're you're really pushing it this year.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay are you discussed at both?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Both of them kind of make me sick. Also, I'm
a tough crowd and I understand that. And there's probably
a woman listening to this podcast that's like, Ashley, slap yourself.
That's the best gift ever. But I'll run through the
gifts and then we'll chit chat first.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Get wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, we can
talk about this because my wife doesn't listen to this podcast. Yeah,
she actually listens to your show. She has taste, so
it's really embarrassing to me. But yeah, okay, so go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I explained to one gift Number one, you guys, was
this book. So picture a book where it's like thirty
pages and on each page it says I page one,
I love you because and then in his goddily knows
what handwriting he writes and what he loves her. Page two,
I can't wait to do this with you, and he
writes page three. When I wake up in the morning,
I think about and he writes you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like a yea twenty read.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Where do you want her to put that? That was?
This is my thing? So obviously you want her to
like read this daily or something. I don't know. So
we're she gonna put it on her nightstand next to
where like her water bottle, her phone. There's no room
for that. It's going to collect dust. Stupid gift. Nobody
wants it. Hold on, write it in a car.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's called twenty Reasons I Love You, And yes, every
page is blank, but it has a title, you know,
Like you said, I can't wait for the future for
us because Colin and then it's blank and I can
write my answer.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She's gonna look at that and she's gonna say it
on Christmas, She's gonna lie. This is so sweet. Dephan
will collect dust. It's gonna be a dust collector. What
do you think in like two years, she's gonna be like,
let me see what he wanted to do in the future.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I agree with you on that, but it's good for
the moment and the moment she'll open up.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I ran a card and get her an actual gift, which,
by the way, brings us to gift number two. The
actual gift. This is a gift that he believes his
wife will like. And this is a two part because
there's an elephant in the room in this when the gift,
you guys, is called sip like I am sipping a
drink or sin show of course I did, and I
(02:35):
actually went on the website, which was horrifying. But anyways, guys,
so think about you know, what's that game cards for
Humanity or whatever, so essentially against humanity. So basically you
sip or sin. Now most of us drink, so it's like,
do you want to take another shot or do you
want to sin? Most people, you know, I want to sin.
I've had six shots. They don't drink, so I don't
(02:56):
know if he's gonna get out a gallon of milk
or water, whatever it is, and they're gonna play this game.
And I actually, you know, did a little deep dive
on what these sinning cards say. Couldn't even say it
on jam and on jam and we say whatever the
fuck we want. I couldn't even was so Santi said, listen,
you gotta give us something. You gotta like describe one
(03:18):
of the sins. One of the sins was I will
say this, it would be the man laying down and
the woman sitting somewhere specific, right, okay, that was one
of my faves. Like specific. One of them was do
a number for do something for sixty nine seconds? Take
that not you like crazy? And he, by the way,
(03:39):
thinks this is a gift for her ass backwards but backwards, no,
it's not. She doesn't want to want that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's a good stocking stuff for that. It's a stocking stuffer,
a sucking at.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's a stuffer's y. Yeah, so there you have it,
poor woman. I actually also said, you know, most guys,
they wait throughout the year and they listen for the
wife to like drop little hints. And I said, I
know for a fact I'm not a betting woman, but
if I was, never did Jen just walk down a
hall and say, you know what I really want? The
(04:14):
game sip or sin? You've never heard that now.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But but but there were a couple of things that
she mentioned during the year that I wrote down and
that I did get her. Okay, okay, see yourself. One
was a maybe you know what this is a starlight calendar?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you know what this is?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Ten out of ten? I don't have it, but I
have seen it, and I'm like, if you have kids
and you're constantly trying to look schedules and the husbands
never fucking remember perfect, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I got her that see in my head, okay, which
is a sick place.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
All right, No, guys, you don't even know I got
both of those gifts that you just described because I
was picturing I give her the gift of the book,
which is all the reasons I love her, and she's
going to open it and read it and be like,
oh my god, fall in love all over again.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I love this man. And then she'll open in the
cards and be.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So to start sinning.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Just want to sin away with me.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
About help?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I guess it is just now.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I hope she wasn't listening. I don't think she was,
because she's actually busy this morning. Yeah, she wasn't listening
to your show.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So yeah, you better hope not, because I went right
on in with those Yeah, right on in. Also that game,
just if you're wondering while you're listening. Not cheap like
the cheapest one I saw it was like sixty bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, money has It's fine. I just spend the money. Oh,
I don't think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I can't take to heaven. I actually heard someone say
that right day. Yeah it's in my head, which isn't
good because I'm a spender. You're a spender. We are spending,
Yeah we are. You got to get that out of our.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Head, Yeah we are. Would you ask for from your husband?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I asked for actually a camera, like a real sony,
like actual physical camera, one of the really good ones.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Your iPhone?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
No no camera, no, no no no. You know the
difference when you see somebody on ig and they take
like photos with a camera like a photographer camera as
opposed to the iPhone, there's a difference, Crispier.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Did you ask Santy his opinion on that? Because he's
a camera guy.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He is the one who gave me this camera to
have the you know, my husband get me, So I'm
pretty pumped uff about that. I also there was a
delivery the other day that he had to sign for
and I know it wasn't the camera because the box
was smaller. So I'm thinking little jewelries coming my way.
But what I'm really hoping for, like really really hoping for,
is a twenty page journal where he writes dumb shit
(06:25):
in it that I don't give a fuck about. Ran
for that set no life on the planet.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
If he does get you the sip or sin, which,
by the way, I might hit him up and give
him the hot Yeah, you can use the camera if
you get it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Thank you the film.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah for the number for the sixty nine seguess can't wait.
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
God, what is it like to be married to you?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's a lot. It's really oh, it really is. It's
a lot, and it's not Listen, it's not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So your two daughters, Leila and dates you said five minutes. Okay, Oh,
you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just kidding. I know I don't have to go.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You don't rush the podcast. It goes where it goes. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Which one of your daughters do you think has more
of your personality?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh? Definitely the older one. I mean, she's psychotic, like
I fear for him, and I have said that. I'm like,
I thought it would be maybe just a write down
the middle type of situation. And everyone would always say
to me when I was pregnant with Daisy, like, oh,
the second one's crazy. The second one's crazy, not in
my house, not in your house, the first one like
(07:20):
looney Tunes. Yeah, she says just like crazy things to me.
Her birthday is on Saturday, and last night, out of nowhere,
she's like, I'm really excited for my birthday part She
asked me every morning like if it's the day of
her birthday party and she don't get time, and so
last night, out of nowhere, she goes, I'm going to
get a lot of presents for my birthday party on Saturday.
I said, you are, that's really exciting and she said, yeah,
(07:40):
I will not share them with Daisy though she gets enough.
Oh wow, Hell, I did a three year old hear
that she gets enough? This is an issue in my house,
and I'm sure for a lot of people with two
daughters for sure, where they're getting the same type of gifts. Yeah,
we don't share.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, well, doesn't Daisy get Layla's hand me downs?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Pretty much every like outfit jam as I buy her
new stuff because again we like to spend. But I
mean some of the things she says. I mean, she's
asked my mother why her stomach looks like Santa's Like
we're gonna oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well kids are like that.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah well yeah, and that comments that people are still
watching that video saying that I should have my children
take it away. It's crazy. I do, It's it's crazy,
but I mean it's so fun. You just never know,
remember that show back in the day, like kids, Kids
say the Darkness Kids or whatever. It's like, that's a
real She is constantly saying things that my husband I
have to like look away because we can't laugh, so
(08:34):
she sees us laugh. I don't want her to know.
It's funny, but it's just out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, kids are kids are great. Remember you had no
kids and now I have too. I know it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, and you you, when you had kids, you would
tell me like, you don't understand how much it's going
to change, Like it's gonna change, And it's true, but
in the best way. I can't remember my life pre kids,
Like I don't know what the fuck I was doing?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Remember doing what you wanted to do?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No, I don't. I genuinely. We had a moment the
other day and we were like, what did we used
to do, like on the weekends with all this time,
And I came to the conclusion that we would binge
watch shows because like, I don't know what else.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, by the way, how's the show watching going?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What show exactly? Do you know how many fucking times
all my friends are like, you haven't watched the Diddy doc?
I'm like, when, bitch, I'm playing hide and seek. I
had to be a pretend unicorn for six fucking hours.
This stasue they were writing me, I don't like when.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, I haven't watched it either, because well Jen wants
to watch it with me.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, oh, and then trying to figure that out with timing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Unbelieve, but I had a good idea this. I actually
said this to him. Ready for this, I go. We
should watch the Ditty doc last weekend. We didn't get
to it, and I can rub baby oil on you.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Wow, fitting fitting. That's like the most sick shit. Do
you see what I'm saying you guys when I say
that he has a dark creek mind? There it is.
It's getting that from six to ten. But this is
the truth.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's my wife. Yeah, I lust for my.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wife, which is cool. That is really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
So okay, I took up enough for your time. I
know where you got to be by the way, you're.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
On a rush. No, I'm just hanging out to pretend
like I do things so our bosses this year.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But I can leave, that is the thing, right. It's
like we get it so early the ass track of Dawn.
We work and do a whole live show and they're like,
why are you leaving after the show?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But if they come looking for us at the end
of the show and we're not there, it's like, how
dare you look? The audacity? It's like, buddy, I've been
up since three thirty when you were snoozing, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Know, right, And then they have meetings right like after
after ten and they're like, oh fucking chipper because they
slept till nine.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Right, wouldn't it be nice? We're losing years of our
life doing miss job. Sleep is the utmost and we
don't get it. You're up earlier than I am. This
guy's up stalk and Instagram at two. People don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh you don't know. I don't know. You know what
I'm I'm online shopping for sip. All right, I have
to listen to your podcast now to hear how you
talking about it?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well you just heard it?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, all right, Well, thank you Ashley, No, thanks for
having me. Will you come back.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Soon anytime you guys want for sure?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Thank you, and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Merry Christmas, buddy,
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