Allyson's Oral Surgery

Allyson had oral surgery after our photoshoot yesterday.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Allison has done remarkably two hours in here, three out
of three. Now you're doing remarkably well.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm quite remarkable orally, I know.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I know, And honestly, it's really hard to talk about
this without grossing everybody out, because like even right now
I want to say and every word I say, my
tongue is scraping against stitches.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh. I was telling Chelsea off the airline. Chelsea got the.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Full like play by play, and I mean it was
really rough for her.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What time was it the worls hurry because we had
a photo shoot yesterday and you got the surgery went
at two o'clock.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was at two o'clock. I was in the chair
at two. I got there a quarter two. Shout out
to doctor Fernandez in ann Arbor and Lois. Doctor Fernandez
did the surgery. Lois assisted in the surgery. I could
not have been a bigger baby, I honestly. Could you
have no idea what a handful I was. You have
no idea how many times I tried to get them

(00:52):
to get me out of let me get out of
that chair.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
They'd do one side and I'd be like, let's just
do can we do the other side? Another time. Oh
my god, doctor, are you all numbed up?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
It doesn't there's no there, there's no amount of And
by the way, the numbing process is the it's the
worst part.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's very painful. It's incredibly painful.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Didn't they rub the swab first and numb before the numb.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And it's still incredibly painful. Oh my god, no, it is.
I know, the biggest baby, I'm the biggest baby. I
don't want to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think they were trying to make me feel good
because I screamed and cried and screamed and cried and
screamed and cried the entire time. I could barely hold
myself in my chair, and I kept apologizing.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I was like, through tears, I'm sorry, I'm such a
baby about this. I'm really sorry. I can't be a
grown up about this.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And they're like, every this is hard for everybody. But
I know we didn't realize we had to strap you down.
I know that's what they were thinking. But they were
being too they were being nice. I know that's what
they were thinking. They're like, okay, well, no one ever
really goes that far. Like I literally was gonna start
bargaining with doctor Fernandez like, why don't you just let
me out of this chair?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I will come back and get the other side done, promise.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
They literally told her that she could not leave because
she's rescheduled so many times. That might have got said,
there's been there's been a lot of misappointments, and you're
going to just stay and finish this.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's funny. In the almost ten years we've been on
the air together, almost ten, that story, not this story,
but that narrative has come up so often. I know
you've rescheduled so many times.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I know they're like, and now that we have you,
we will not let you leave. Can we just get
one outside?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Honestly, though, I every time I go through something, I'm like,
that was the most brutal thing. The nose rockets always
going to be top. Nothing's ever going to top that.
But that was pretty rough.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I had some broken teeth in my gums that had
to come out because rebuilding can't happen until that happens.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And uh and yeah it was and I was awake.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
But see, no one facially looks great after they have
something like that. And she posted pictures on Facebook, but
screaming and crying too.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Not even kidding, crying and screaming like a tod Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It was it was not It was not fun. Well,
you don't look like anything done, you know what. I
was surprised. I'm not really in pain. I mean, I
have to be careful.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I have there's things going on in my mouth and
will be for several days. It's going to take a
month or so to completely heal. But I have to
be careful. But yeah, no, I'm actually quite super tile
and all and ibuprofen are cutting it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't have anything hardcore