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Speaker 1 (00:00):
TIV and that's incredible, some incredible stories from around the
world and beyond. The Tennis Channel has removed John wertham
Worth them for making fun of a female tennis player's forehead.
He wasn't on the air yet, but the audio was
heard by everyone before he went live.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Terrible hot bike situation.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What do you think I am, Farborakjikova, look at look
at the forehead?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
When and young take the court.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Gotta be careful about that stuff.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
There was this audio of this baseball commentator, I think
it was baseball and they were in San Francisco and
he made a San Francisco comment about oh I remember
I remember San Francisco. Yeah, And he didn't realize he
was on mic. And then they come back from break
and he's like, well, apparently you all heard that. That's
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not really who I am. And of course he was
removed in the middle of the right. But I'm so
like trained about that stuff. When we were doing our trailer,
you know, we were all miked up, and uh, I
had to go to the bathroom and I took it
off because I was like, no, one needs to hear that, right.
And then also I remember I wanted to tell Chelsea
something about a guy had my eye on for Yeah,
(01:18):
you would matchmaker. You would have had a direct link
to that conversation of.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Like, I'm glad I thought about.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
It first he was connected to my microphone after I.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Gave you the eyes to stop talking about it. That
was how it went.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Reports show that people who are stressed out about this
year's election and the state of the world are doing
something called doom spending to make themselves feel better. In fact,
around twenty seven percent of people say they doom spend
to cope with really any type of stress.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here's a little bit of that.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
The first tip is to get real about your budget.
So I'm not talking about strict penny pinching like a
New Year's resolution, but really set up a flexible budget
that works with your life. Second tip is to know
your train is do you get the Sunday scaries? Is
it after a tough day work? And my final tip,
sleep on it. Impulse purchases. They feel good in the moment,
but that twenty four hour cooling off period can make
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all the difference.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Oh my god, that bothered me so much. Be quiet nothing,
she said. First of all, everyone gets the Sunday scaries,
but everyone has a different name.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Maybe it's the Sunday blues, which is what we call them.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
No, it's on Sunday, as Sunday is getting later in
the day and you got to go back to work.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh right, you just get that feeling, you know. But
I what did she say that we're not aware of.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I will say that as far as like spending money,
and you know, impulse spending, I swear to God, as
God as my witness, the universe knows when I get
an extra dollar. We just got a nice little bonus
for ratings. And the second it happens, every time that
flex starts doing, there's.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Like ten lights popping up.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I swear, Oh God, I am so tired of you
the car and you the universe.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I had to get my brakes done last week and
I felt like Alison.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
No, it's not And I don't like those expenses.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now, hey, how about this?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Speaking of that, people are now upset at astrologers on TikTok,
who for the most part said who was going to
win the election, and now TikTokers have lost their mind,
saying that they can't trust astrologers anymore on TikTok.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah, I'm sad about the election too. What I'm especially
said about is the fact that I can no longer
trust a single TikTok astrologer on this app So thanks,
that's incredible.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Why did you think you could in the first place.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
A lot of people put a lot of faith in astrologers.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I do think.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No astrologer, I do think there are So I met
a guy once who was He was a very reluctant
psychic guy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
He had a real guy that answered the phone that
made you not want to make an appointment. He didn't
charge very much and like he would when he when
you go see him, he would.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There's no way that the stuff that he knew people.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
So my point is you can there's I think people
out there that have a real gift.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But on TikTok, I have.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A friend that swears by an astrologer and does not
make one career move without him.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Really, not one career move without astrologer though, right.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
For twenty thirty years.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, and we'll say things like you know what, I
won't even review the contract until February. Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, I'm like, wow, Look at you, because I would
love to have that kind of control over something. Because
people that Chelsea and I work for say, well, by February,
we will have moved on until no longer had a
contract until Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A woman in New York was watching a reality show,
Couple's Therapy, when she realized a scene from it was
shot in her apartment a couple on the show.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Used before she lived there.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Would It's kind of like the craziest ironic thing ever.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Why am I watching a TV show and realizing that
people in the TV.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Show live in my apartment unit? Okay, this is the apartment.
That's their bathroom, that's my bathroom. Okay, that's their kitchen.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We don't live in the dreaman show. That's incredible. That's cool.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So she used to live there, so.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
She moved into this apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now she's watching a show and she's like, Hey, that
looks like our bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Wow, Hey that looks like our walls. Right, yeah, same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Finally, this morning, it's what maybe one of the dumbest
self help videos ever made. People are discovering how to
survive falling off a skyscraper. And some people have asked, AI,
are there things you can do to increase your chances
of survival.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Listen, if you fall off a skyscraper, there are a
few things you can do to increase your chances of survival. First,
relax your body by moving your arms and legs to
keep them loose. Then aim to land on something that
can break your fall, like a tree instead of the
concrete if possible.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Position yourself to land.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
On your feet to distribute the shock through your legs,
but try to roll upon impact to reduce injury.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
That's incredible, That's ridiculous, And I think your best bet
is to hope you die of a heart attack before
you hit the ground, right.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I mean that's how I always could hand.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You'd wanted to be over yet I wanted to deal
with that.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I don't want to land on my feet, what so
I so my legs go through my body and then
I have to deal with that for what five seconds?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Horrible? God, what a grim way to end. That's incredible.
I'm so sorry.