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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Thursday. Getting ready for the Detroit Pistons tonight
New York Knicks. We could tie things up tonight. How
great would that be? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Would be so cool. I mean that would be the.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Greatest, right, because then the alternative is go on to
win it, right, we'll see. But hey, you get that
home court advantage, all of our crazy fans in your face.
So look out, it's time for Crazy Lines. We do
Crazy Lines every Thursday. We go around the room and
tell you something about ourselves that can make us a
little different or not right in the head. You probably
have little quirky things like that too in your life,
(00:32):
so we always love to hear about that. On our
iHeart Radio app, you can use the talkback button. You
know that it's really cool. Right on the app, you
have a preset for w an Assay, a preset for
our podcast, and you use the talkback button and tell
us you're crazy lines and we'll play it on the air.
All right, that said, here we go lately. Uh, you know,
I refuse to use the Outlook calendar on my phone. Okay,
(00:53):
for two reasons. Okay, I don't like to advertise when
I have free time because it's rare, right. You know
people will put stuff in there for you. Oh I
didn't know that with our company. Sure, as you're hoping
from two to four from.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Our company, really looking at our calendars.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, they are sure. That's how they figure out if
you're available or not.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You don't know what I'm writing down on my personal calendar, not.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Your your outlook calendar, your outlook.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I write all my stuff on my hanging on the
walls in the kitchen calendar.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There you go, And I write everything in my written you.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Know, planner, planner.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So lately I used to cross things out. Now I've
been using the white out. You ever see the white
out it's the tape, the tape. Yeah, I've been I
white out tape everything. It's like having a new planner.
I'm obsessed with the white out tape.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's kind of dangerous for you to have that because
I think you enjoy using it too much.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You're an off of supplies guy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yes, sure much. I love off of supplies.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Should be writing things down that he knows is never
going to happen, just so you can wipe it out.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, well you know what they do with Jay. When
are you available for appointment? The client has these seven days.
I'm like, okay, well I'll put so I put hold, hold,
hold hold. Then I got the word hold on all
these days. And the crossout drives me nuts, so.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm never getting those emails. So I would like to
extend the invitation to our people that I am available.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
My calendar is free, Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Empty empty.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can keep saying it's Chelsea, but good luck to you.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Go ahead, all right, Actually you reminded me of something,
so I will go off of yours. I also don't
like the crossout, so at the beginning of a new year,
I'll go buy new journals and notebooks and things like
that to start fresh with everything. If something happens to
make me do a crossout, it will drive me crazy.
(02:37):
So I'll rip the page out I don't even want
it there, and then the book. Then it bothers me
that a page is ripped out, and a brand new
book that probably costs nineteen dollars, a brand new book
of empty pages goes in the garbage, all from a
simple crossout because everything, And honestly, I think that the
white out tape would drive me crazy too.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, she couldn't handle that white out tape.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, I mean, I will just throw away an entire
book if like some stuff that I wrote has to
get crossed out or it's not valid, because then even
ripping the page out will bother you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You take it to the Salvation Army or something. No
one would really like it. No, No, if it's not
written in nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wants her just crossed out book. Give him a new book.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I did rip the page, rip the page out.
The rest is blame. I will consider I will write
that in my new book. Oh to do that?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Enjoy this eighty page notebook. It has seventy two pages, Chelsea,
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So I'm doing this weird thing with dinner, where like
sometimes I eat dinner at a normal time. Sometimes I
have a snack at like four o'clock, and I'm like,
that's going to hold me over for the night, Like
I don't need anything heavy after that.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Like I had a decent.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Lunch and then next thing, you know, about ten minutes
before I'm going to go to bed, I want this
full blown dinner because I'm so hungry I can barely
take it. Why don't you just have dinner at five
o'clock every night like a normal person. Yeah right, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Learn your lesson.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah yeah, and that's how you that's how you gain weight.
People don't eat right before bed.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah. I do love eating right before bed though, it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Does, but like a full meal is not.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I had to stop buying this isn't my crazons because
we're done with that now. I did have to stop
buying one little indulging thing. That old jay is doing
that and like I never did in my whole life. Okay,
you know at Kroger in the ice cream section, you
ever see there's the little their little Hoggin DAWs ice creams.
They're only like this big, this band and it has
the little plastic spoons. I mean it literally is two
(04:31):
spoons of ice cream, right, Hogan DAWs vanilla ice cream
with chocolate chips in it. I'm just I was. I
was getting into a habit where I was eating one
every night before bed, and you can't eat you can't.
I just had to stop at the store. I was like,
you gotta get your ice cream. I'm like no, because
if it's there, I'm gonna eat it. I've never been
(04:51):
that guy. Now I'm that guy. I'm the old guy
that these ice cream before bed guys.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
At least it's the little one.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It is, the little one, doesn't matter. It still adds
up to a lot of ice c It's a lot
of dairy, and I gotta tell you dairy lately. To me,
I spent a lot of time in that baths
Welcome to Thursday. Getting ready for the Detroit Pistons tonight
New York Knicks. We could tie things up tonight. How
great would that be? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Would be so cool. I mean that would be the.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Greatest, right, because then the alternative is go on to
win it, right, we'll see. But hey, you get that
home court advantage, all of our crazy fans in your face.
So look out, it's time for Crazy Lines. We do
Crazy Lines every Thursday. We go around the room and
tell you something about ourselves that can make us a
little different or not right in the head. You probably
have little quirky things like that too in your life,
(00:32):
so we always love to hear about that. On our
iHeart Radio app, you can use the talkback button. You
know that it's really cool. Right on the app, you
have a preset for w an Assay, a preset for
our podcast, and you use the talkback button and tell
us you're crazy lines and we'll play it on the air.
All right, that said, here we go lately. Uh, you know,
I refuse to use the Outlook calendar on my phone. Okay,
(00:53):
for two reasons. Okay, I don't like to advertise when
I have free time because it's rare, right. You know
people will put stuff in there for you. Oh I
didn't know that with our company. Sure, as you're hoping
from two to four from.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Our company, really looking at our calendars.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, they are sure. That's how they figure out if
you're available or not.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You don't know what I'm writing down on my personal calendar, not.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Your your outlook calendar, your outlook.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I write all my stuff on my hanging on the
walls in the kitchen calendar.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There you go, And I write everything in my written you.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Know, planner, planner.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So lately I used to cross things out. Now I've
been using the white out. You ever see the white
out it's the tape, the tape. Yeah, I've been I
white out tape everything. It's like having a new planner.
I'm obsessed with the white out tape.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's kind of dangerous for you to have that because
I think you enjoy using it too much.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You're an off of supplies guy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yes, sure much. I love off of supplies.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Should be writing things down that he knows is never
going to happen, just so you can wipe it out.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, well you know what they do with Jay. When
are you available for appointment? The client has these seven days.
I'm like, okay, well I'll put so I put hold, hold,
hold hold. Then I got the word hold on all
these days. And the crossout drives me nuts, so.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm never getting those emails. So I would like to
extend the invitation to our people that I am available.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
My calendar is free, Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Empty empty.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can keep saying it's Chelsea, but good luck to you.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Go ahead, all right, Actually you reminded me of something,
so I will go off of yours. I also don't
like the crossout, so at the beginning of a new year,
I'll go buy new journals and notebooks and things like
that to start fresh with everything. If something happens to
make me do a crossout, it will drive me crazy.
(02:37):
So I'll rip the page out I don't even want
it there, and then the book. Then it bothers me
that a page is ripped out, and a brand new
book that probably costs nineteen dollars, a brand new book
of empty pages goes in the garbage, all from a
simple crossout because everything, And honestly, I think that the
white out tape would drive me crazy too.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, she couldn't handle that white out tape.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, I mean, I will just throw away an entire
book if like some stuff that I wrote has to
get crossed out or it's not valid, because then even
ripping the page out will bother you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You take it to the Salvation Army or something. No
one would really like it. No, No, if it's not
written in nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wants her just crossed out book. Give him a new book.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I did rip the page, rip the page out.
The rest is blame. I will consider I will write
that in my new book. Oh to do that?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Enjoy this eighty page notebook. It has seventy two pages, Chelsea,
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So I'm doing this weird thing with dinner, where like
sometimes I eat dinner at a normal time. Sometimes I
have a snack at like four o'clock, and I'm like,
that's going to hold me over for the night, Like
I don't need anything heavy after that.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Like I had a decent.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Lunch and then next thing, you know, about ten minutes
before I'm going to go to bed, I want this
full blown dinner because I'm so hungry I can barely
take it. Why don't you just have dinner at five
o'clock every night like a normal person. Yeah right, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Learn your lesson.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah yeah, and that's how you that's how you gain weight.
People don't eat right before bed.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah. I do love eating right before bed though, it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Does, but like a full meal is not.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I had to stop buying this isn't my crazons because
we're done with that now. I did have to stop
buying one little indulging thing. That old jay is doing
that and like I never did in my whole life. Okay,
you know at Kroger in the ice cream section, you
ever see there's the little their little Hoggin DAWs ice creams.
They're only like this big, this band and it has
the little plastic spoons. I mean it literally is two
(04:31):
spoons of ice cream, right, Hogan DAWs vanilla ice cream
with chocolate chips in it. I'm just I was. I
was getting into a habit where I was eating one
every night before bed, and you can't eat you can't.
I just had to stop at the store. I was like,
you gotta get your ice cream. I'm like no, because
if it's there, I'm gonna eat it. I've never been
(04:51):
that guy. Now I'm that guy. I'm the old guy
that these ice cream before bed guys.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
At least it's the little one.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It is, the little one, doesn't matter. It still adds
up to a lot of ice c It's a lot
of dairy, and I gotta tell you dairy lately. To me,
I spent a lot of time in that baths
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