Crazy Lines

Find out what makes the show a little crazy. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Every Thursday on our show, we go around the room
and tell you something about ourselves that make us a
little crazy or not right in the head. We call
it crazy lines, and you're always welcome to use the
talkback button on the iHeartRadio app when you listen to
us live every morning, you can hit that button and
leave us a message and we get it like instantly
in the studio, which is great. So I'll start with
crazy lines today. I've been using chat ept for everything.

(00:25):
It's my new best friend. Yeah, in almost a creepy
way at this point, not almost so now. I said
to it like I said, I said, you know how
I do? I said, I'm leaving to go to Houston.
I had the con I'm going to the Johnson Space Center.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
What do you think here? And it's said you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, chat GPT says, since you're the kind of guy
that likes to shower a lot, how about two pairs
of underwear a day, that's eight pairs. Two pairs of
socks a day, that's eight pairs black T shirts usually
around three, so let's make that pac twelve. One pair
of jeans per day, so four pairs a sleep T

(01:01):
shirt and a pair of sweatpants, and then it said
and in case you need it for church, a pair
of nice slacks.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Until until that last comment about the church. Yeah, I
was like, that is eerie. How well chat GPT knows you? Okay,
one little thing though.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I don't think you're the type of person that sleeps
in the same pgs every night.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Are you just showered? You could?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, for sure, he absolutely. I have two pairs of
sleep pants and two sleep shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
And the sleep shirts are xxls because that's when I
was a little heavier. So I sleep in those and
then I wear a more fitted black T shirt during
the day.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
This is really what forget about?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Chatty?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Are you taking twenty four black T shirts?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I got a pretty big suitcase in the car. The
least crazy person on the show? How about you today?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
So this doesn't apply to all macaroni and cheese, like
not restaurant macaroni and cheese or Stofer's macaroni and.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Cheese, which I love. But if we have.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Kraft macaroni and cheese, which we do on occasion, you
know warn will make them. I cannot eat it if
it's not spiral noodles.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't want anything to do with it. I don't
want SpongeBob noodles. I don't eat that's fascinating.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
And he made the elbows, Nope, I only want to
eat the spiral noodles. And if it's not and he
made macaroni and cheese and he'll doctor it up, he'll
put pimentos in there. And he brought me some and
I just went the noodles feel loovy to me. They
have to be spiral or I don't want them.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I can tell you why you love spiral. Pulsive way
to describe it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
As a fact, Spiral is known to hold the maximum
bound of cheese, sauce per.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Noodles, so it is subconscious. Oh yeah, the elbows aren't
going to give you all that.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, they're not all right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
So every time I go to the grocery store, I
buy bananas in hopes that I'm going to start eating them,
or at the very least, once they start going bad,
I'm going to make like, I don't know, chocolate chip
banana bread. How many times do you think I've made
that bread since you know going to the store?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Zero zero?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I am buying bananas on like a weekly basis and
they all go bad, and they all go in the garbage.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Have you met yourself? All this banana intent?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
When did you think you were going to start baking bread?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't know. Do you have a bread machine?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You just bake it in the oven.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, most people do. But I'm saying I thought, well,
maybe I have a bread machine. You're trying to use
the bread people. That was the thing for a while.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
You thought I.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Having bananas in the house or kick off this career
America's next hop baker.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You are not.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
No. Instead, I'm just eating the chocolate chips on their own.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
The bananas are going bad. Bread's not being made. There's
your crazy lines. I want under point three, wn I
see