Crazy Lines

Allyson has a very specific rule in her house when it comes to decor. Does that make her crazy? 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Morning from one hundred point three WN. I see

(00:02):
with Jay Allison and Chelsea on Thursdays. On our show,
we do something called crazy lines, where we go around
the room and tell you something about ourselves that make
us a little different, a little crazy. You're not right
in the head, and we love to hear from you
as well. Three one three six three one one hundred
point three. If there's a little something that makes you
not right.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Let us know. I'll start.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I must know what songs are about for me to
fully enjoy them.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
And I've been doing this a lot more because of
the AI lately.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
So I mean the songs that we know and love
that are our favorites I listened to all the time.
That's fine, but you know, sometimes I randomize. I listen
to things I haven't heard before. And like I've noticed
lately that after a couple of bars in, a couple
of words in I have to immediately go what is
this song about?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Read it, and then go oh, okay, and then listen to.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
The song let me crack, Like I need to know
the context of the song.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't know if that's a guy.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Girl thing, but girls are about lyrics.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, So we usually know them, but and I will
have debates about like, no, I don't think that's what
he means in the song, and he'll be like, no,
I think it's not crazy. It's crazy that you're doing
it for the first time. Yeah, but I also think
it's normal to try and figure out, like.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well, guys notoriously don't care about lyrics right where.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I mean, this is an own thing, and women do.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
So I think sometimes we just like songs and don't
know what we like.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, But now now I find myself wanting to know,
like what everything's about?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
You Now, I like a song based on the beat.
I don't really I'm not focusing on the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
You're not. I know it's weird, crazy, all right, Alison,
you're up.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
This makes me crazy, clearly, not Warren.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
But I have there's a lot of decorative things in
the house that look like they should have a function,
but they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
They're just to sit there. Yeah, empty baskets, weird bases.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Sure nothing goes in them, and don't touch them, just
leave them there. So I have this trio of baskets
that sit in each other at the table by the
front door, and that's where Warren charges his phone. Okay,
so when he's done charging it, he'd like to leave
his charger in that basket.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's easier for him.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm constantly taking it out and putting it back in
the basket that goes under the living room table.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Because those baskets are to hold nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
They're decorative, not functional exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'm with you on that, Okay, put your keys in there.
You can't put anything in there.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
They're just to sit there, three baskets inside each other
and not have anything in them.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
I would totally be on your side if they were
not sitting right next to the front door and there
were like multiple purposes of like what they could be for.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
This is gonna be so dumb, but it's true. I
mean look at it this way.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
If you had a painting on the wall that was beautiful,
would you hang your jacket on it?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, it's notice it is a basket's decorative.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Is there a hook on the painting? Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
So no, there's there's no purpose. Who are I like?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Who am I?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
You are on a nun?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
The song changes time for Chelsea do her crazy lines? Yeah,
and I hear your real nut jobs?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yea?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
You are okay.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
So it could be ninety five degrees outside, it's scolding hot.
I am going to bed wearing a long sleeve shirt
for protection. God God forbids someone breaks into my house,
tries kidnapping me anything.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I feel that.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
If my arms are protected by sleeves, I'm at least.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Gonna be okay or have a fighting chance.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You know, we'll protect you from the kidnapper. Have a
conversation with maybe.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, because it's gonna want to get rid of me immediately.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
This girl's got some problems, like we do.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Not big mistake, didn't mean to break into her house.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Let's submit a list to her of all the ways
she can protect her cell phone. Yeah, mom's number, ready
to go, baseball bat next to the bed.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Warn't got one? I have one?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I got all those things.
But like those leaves, those long sleeves are going to
do it though.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
That is gonna that's gonna keep That's gonna be that
one thing, thank God, that's going to keep you from it.
That's crazy lines