October 16, 2025 • 4 mins
Jay can't go to the bathroom in front of the dog...does that make him crazy?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thursdays on our show, we do a little something called
crazy Lines. We go around the room and tell you
something about ourselves that make us a little crazy, because
we're not exactly the most put together people we've ever met.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And what started that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What started out as a segment, Oh, I don't know,
six seven years ago, still going every week. That's uh,
I don't know about roughly forty eight weeks of crazy
and it keeps on coming, does not stop. Sometimes when
I get home from work, if it's just me in
the house, you know I have to use the restroom
or an extended stay after a long day, and you know,
(00:38):
the door might be open, but if the dog comes in,
I immediately shut the door, as if I don't want
the dog to see me going to the bathroom. Does
that make me crazy that I don't want the dog
seeing me there? That way me crazy?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Ye don't know, it makes you crazy. You can't pull
that with cats. What do you mean, it'll just be
a way bigger issue to shut the door.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Like just just heaving it open.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
We don't shut bathroom doors. It's just too much. As
soon as the door gets shut, there like why you
need to get to the bottom of cow okay, and
they will all gather and stand on the other side
of the door and just and it's just not even working.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It raises feline suspicions, it really does.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I think it's so funny that me and you are
complete opposites. Like if I were to close the door,
Shelby would just be so heartbroken. So I just go
to the bathroom with the door open. She sits at
my feet.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm just like, is like support?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I mean you you watch him go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's constantly, it's fair never seen him.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So I this is so stupid. But isn't that what
crazy lines is about. So McDonald started the Monopoly game
a little over two weeks ago, and I stopped by
McDonald's probably daily get a coke and sometimes a hash
brown Right, So okay, I'm always there, Like I don't
necessarily get food.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, you use the app, you get all those rewards
points and then you get stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I know. So the the Monopoly pieces come on a
coke and on hash Browns and whatever. So when I
when the game first started, I was like, you know what,
I'm not going to go download the code, and so
I made a decision not to play Monopoly. So since then,
I've thrown away twenty pieces, and a few days ago
(02:27):
I was like, man, I really get a lot of these.
I might win something, and I was like, maybe I
should play. But at this point now I've thrown so
many away right now, and I'm regretting my choices.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The piece that you're missing to win? Yeah, correct, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
All I needed was South Carolina and I had at
the beginning. But what's crazy is that I'm having any
thoughts about this and I'm literally thinking about it all
the time, like, oh I should have played, Oh it's
too late to play.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm not going to play.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
When you're throwing out, do you at least look at
the piece to see if it's an instant winner?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, so you know you're just you know, you get
park play show again. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, okay, I'm just yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So mine is more of a lazy lines probably than
crazy lines. And I do not want anyone who is
applying to Jay's juniors to freak out. Do not freak out.
I have decided to instead of staying on top of
like printing things and like condensing consolidating things, I have
waited until the end, you know, of the application process,
(03:28):
and so now I am going to be spending the
entire weekend getting ready for our selection instead of done
it along the way. Since applications open in August, that printer.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Is going to break down. That you better hope that doesn't.
You'll be doing a Kinkos.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I have to go to my library.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I understand the procrastination. We all do that, yeah, to
an extent.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm just so mad at me of today, is so
mad at past Chelsea not just staying on top of it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All Right, there's your crazy lines on one hundred point
three w NIC
Thursdays on our show, we do a little something called
crazy Lines. We go around the room and tell you
something about ourselves that make us a little crazy, because
we're not exactly the most put together people we've ever met.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And what started that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What started out as a segment, Oh, I don't know,
six seven years ago, still going every week. That's uh,
I don't know about roughly forty eight weeks of crazy
and it keeps on coming, does not stop. Sometimes when
I get home from work, if it's just me in
the house, you know I have to use the restroom
or an extended stay after a long day, and you know,
(00:38):
the door might be open, but if the dog comes in,
I immediately shut the door, as if I don't want
the dog to see me going to the bathroom. Does
that make me crazy that I don't want the dog
seeing me there? That way me crazy?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Ye don't know, it makes you crazy. You can't pull
that with cats. What do you mean, it'll just be
a way bigger issue to shut the door.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Like just just heaving it open.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
We don't shut bathroom doors. It's just too much. As
soon as the door gets shut, there like why you
need to get to the bottom of cow okay, and
they will all gather and stand on the other side
of the door and just and it's just not even working.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It raises feline suspicions, it really does.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I think it's so funny that me and you are
complete opposites. Like if I were to close the door,
Shelby would just be so heartbroken. So I just go
to the bathroom with the door open. She sits at
my feet.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm just like, is like support?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I mean you you watch him go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's constantly, it's fair never seen him.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So I this is so stupid. But isn't that what
crazy lines is about. So McDonald started the Monopoly game
a little over two weeks ago, and I stopped by
McDonald's probably daily get a coke and sometimes a hash
brown Right, So okay, I'm always there, Like I don't
necessarily get food.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, you use the app, you get all those rewards
points and then you get stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I know. So the the Monopoly pieces come on a
coke and on hash Browns and whatever. So when I
when the game first started, I was like, you know what,
I'm not going to go download the code, and so
I made a decision not to play Monopoly. So since then,
I've thrown away twenty pieces, and a few days ago
(02:27):
I was like, man, I really get a lot of these.
I might win something, and I was like, maybe I
should play. But at this point now I've thrown so
many away right now, and I'm regretting my choices.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The piece that you're missing to win? Yeah, correct, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
All I needed was South Carolina and I had at
the beginning. But what's crazy is that I'm having any
thoughts about this and I'm literally thinking about it all
the time, like, oh I should have played, Oh it's
too late to play.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm not going to play.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
When you're throwing out, do you at least look at
the piece to see if it's an instant winner?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, so you know you're just you know, you get
park play show again. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, okay, I'm just yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So mine is more of a lazy lines probably than
crazy lines. And I do not want anyone who is
applying to Jay's juniors to freak out. Do not freak out.
I have decided to instead of staying on top of
like printing things and like condensing consolidating things, I have
waited until the end, you know, of the application process,
(03:28):
and so now I am going to be spending the
entire weekend getting ready for our selection instead of done
it along the way. Since applications open in August, that printer.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Is going to break down. That you better hope that doesn't.
You'll be doing a Kinkos.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I have to go to my library.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I understand the procrastination. We all do that, yeah, to
an extent.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm just so mad at me of today, is so
mad at past Chelsea not just staying on top of it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All Right, there's your crazy lines on one hundred point
three w NIC
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