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December 11, 2025 • 6 mins
What makes the show crazy?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The trach Christmas Station one hundred point three w N

(00:02):
I see with Jay Allison and Chelsea So I looked
in what do you think?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What do you think? My number one most played artists
on my phone.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Is this year Bobby Brown, Taylor, Dane Nor the Killers.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The Killers is number one, followed by Janet Jackson at
number two, s w V at number three, TLC at
number four, Mariah Carry at number five.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
That surprises me.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So I wasn't off with some of my guests. I
mean I was in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
My most played.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Song of the year is When You Were Young by
the Killers, followed by Sam sum by the Killers, then
Mister Brightside by the Killers, and I Can't Stay by
the Killers, and then Human by the Killers. And the
top album was Live from the Royal Albert Hall by
the Killers.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
How do you feel about the Killers?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I like them?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
You do?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, Big Brandon Flowers guy.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Big Brandon Flowers Guy. There you go.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I don't think anyone else has s WV in their
top five.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I think that's you got a problem with Coco, not
at all, Okay, I just I just thought way to
kick at old school.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Coco from SWV retweeted my story yesterday or shared it
from Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yes, she did.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Every single day. There's something even more exciting in your life.
I mean, and Allison are just barely scraping by.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, Like I walk out of here and I just go,
I just cradle.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
In the corner until the next morning.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Hanging with mister Cooper messaged a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I was excited.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's your claiming of fame. And you're still fighting with
Dick Wolf.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, I mean, he's not one side and fight. But
but I put it out there.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I try. Only sure asked Chelsea out once. So there
you go. There's everything fifteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I'm really excited about these moves. I like how you
pointed out we.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are all equal winner.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right, it is time for crazy lines. You do
this every Thursday on our show. It's a way to
tell you a little something about ourselves that's a little crazier.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Not right now, the head that makes you crazy. We'd
love to hear about it. I'll start today.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We mentioned at the start of the show, but like
what listen, our printer is faulty. I bought I don't
Just so you guys know, we have a printer in
our studio that is not supposed to be fancy, and
it's not. It's not meant to do color prints and scanning.
I want a workhorse. It needs to print black and white.
That's it, and high volume.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I bought it.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
When I started doing the show from here ten years ago,
eleven years ago longer.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh, I didn't know that that made it that long.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's done its job.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Now it fails every day. Every day it fails.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's tired.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's tired.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Now I'm on the printer's side, Well, my god, let
it retire.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I keep saying, I have this personal thing where
I'm trying to hold on to this printer until our
last day on the air. So then during Christmas break,
I get a new printer. I set it up when
we come back fresh.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I got it. No, I got it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
But why why it's it's not an expense thing.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'll buy it. Why can't I just get it now?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Just do it now?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I get it?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why am I giving myself hell every day with this thing? Okay,
it takes an hour to print everything.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
You literally have something on your schedule every single day,
so adding one more task.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
But this is something that would I know.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
But then you have to set it up, and then
you have to hope that the computers connect to it.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
It's like a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I also don't think you're the only one. There are
like three things I did yesterday and scheduled that.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Probably should they absolutely should be done before the year's up.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
But I was like, that sounds like a January thing's
going to.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Do that my first three weeks of January or already booked.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Let me procrastinate that you're setting yourself up for failure
in January.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm gonna kill it. This year was so terrible. Oh no,
but you don't like appointments. That's going crazy about that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
So I am wasteful, like ridiculous. Even I go, wow,
that was really wasting money. But we got back from Florida,
and I knew when I left.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
For Florida that on the day we got back.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I would when I'm gone for X amount of days.
Warren's not like a disgusting slob, but he's not as
mindful as I am, which is ridiculously mindful of cleanliness
and sure, so for four days while we're gone, it's
just him and all the cats sleeping in our bed.
And I get home and I'm like, I don't want
to I want to get in that. I'm like, because

(04:16):
I couldn't monitor how cats, I couldn't monitor the situation.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I was also tired when I got back.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
So he picks me up at the airport and you
went to Meyer to get like groceries, and I just
bought all new bedding because I didn't want to do
laundry and it's expensive, like even if you do it
on the cheap mattress pads comforters. He's like, why, he goes,
we have four sets of all of that. I was like,
I just don't want to do laundry.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, it's okay. I kind of imm okay with it. Okay. Yeah,
he was watching me in horror.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
He's like, why are you doing this? But you still
have to wash those.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
With No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
That was the other crazy thing. I just put him
on the bed.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I was like that your life reda odd yeah you
especially you know, Yeah, I know I can't.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't do drugs and you haven't killed anywhere, So
as far as I'm concerned, I had it. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It was another home.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
My wins today aren't so great, but they're win their.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Wins, okay, so mine doesn't feel as od as yours.
But when I am probably about four minutes away from
getting on the lodge, so I'm driving on six ninety six,
I'm going to work, I'm about to get on the lodge.
I get out my employee pass to come to Fox too,
which is about I still have about an eight.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Minute ride to get to Fox.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
But I want it in my hand as early as
I possibly can so that I'm not looking for it
like you do.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Jay. When I get here, I literally lose that pass.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Every day of my life, well day every Why you
could put.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
A montage of security footage together of my truck pulling
up to the gate, my door opening, me pacing around
the car, throwing things at like every day.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
If I could just get in, here's it.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
You literally have the longest lanyard of all time on
that thing.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
So you find it.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
It goes in my center console immediately when I'm done
with it, and then that's where it is.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Why are you not doing that? I don't know, it's
so weird. You mean you just get in your car.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Just willy nil and around first Day's pass. It could
be anywhere.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You're crazy like just put his spaltlet on him.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
God,
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